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Here you'll find all that goes on in each episode of Total Nintega Island. There is a new episode almost every night, depending on the schedule. At the end of most episodes, the loser who rather gets eliminated or voted off, walks the Dock of Shame and take a ride on the Boat of Losers, and is sent back home. There might be suprise episodes where no one goes home, or a original or new contestant joins the game. ENJOY!!!

Episode 1 - "When Worlds Collide"

Mr. Nintega: Hi there! Welcome to Total Nintega Island, the first season of the Total Nintega series…….Yes, series…..there will definitely be more seasons, trust me.


Mr. Nintega: So here’s the deal, 24 contestants have signed up to compete in brutal challenges to win a whopping one-million dollars! Buuuuut…..don’t seem alarmed if they seemed a little ticked off…..haha…we told them that they were staying at a five star hotel……..so…yeah…


Mr. Nintega: Here’s our first contestant……..Mario himself………


Mario: heya, Mr. Nintega, are youa sure you’ve got the righta place????


Mr. Nintega: hahaha…..yes…ha….it is……


Mario: (P.O.’d face)


Mr. Nintega: hahaha…..here’s Sonic!


Sonic: Sup Nintega, It’s really cool to meet you…….


(Sonic walks towards Mario)


Sonic: WHAT?!?!?! NO!! NOT HIM!!!


Mario: Oh, like seeinga youa brightens mya day……..


Sonic: Grrrrr…..


(A boat horn sounds, and on the dock, Bowser appears…..)


Mario: *Gasp* No……


Bowser: Yes, yes it is me, surprised? (Bowser grins in an evil way)


Mario: uhhhh,, yeah, quitea bita…….


Bowser: Well, it doesn’t matter, because I will definitely beat you at this……


Mario: we’ll see…….


Mr. Nintega: Everyone, this is Ryan……


(Sonic, Mario, and Bowser all stare)


Ryan: Hey Nintega, I love your hair……..


Mr. Nintega: Thanks!


Ryan: You guys must be the other contestants……it’s nice to meet you……


Sonic: I’m Sonic!


Ryan: Yeah, I know, you’re like…..famous…..


Sonic: Really?


Ryan: Ummmm, yeah, pretty much…….


Mr. Nintega: Everyone, this is Shadow….


Shadow: Humph……these are the contestants? This will be easy….


Ryan: What’s that supposed to mean?


Shadow: What it means girly, is that I will beat you all at this….


Ryan: (P.O.’d face) Really…..That’s hard to believe from the looks of your height……


Shadow: Height has nothing to do with it, strategy does, and I have a lot of that….


Sonic: Yeah, you also have a lot of mouth too…….


Shadow: ahh sonic……a fierce competitor, I’ll look forward to beating you aswell….


Sonic: (P.O.’d face)


Mr. Nintega: This is Knuckles….


Knuckles: Hey Nintega….what’s up…..


Mr. Nintega: Hey man….welcome to the island….


Knuckles: Hey Sonic….


Sonic: You’re doing this too?


Knuckles: Yep……they say that one-million dollars in worth more than every chaos emerald!


Sonic: Really?


Shadow: If that’s so, then this should be an easy take……


Sonic: Shut it already……


Mr. Nintega: Everyone this is……uhhhhh


Birdo: ……Birdo…


Mr. Nintega: Yeah that…..


Mario: How are youa playing?


Birdo: Yoshi made me do it, but since I’m here, I guess I’ll win……..


Ryan: oh my god, there is so many people that are so cocky, they will definitely loose…..


Mr. Nintega: This is Yoshi!


Yoshi: HI!!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!


Ryan: Wait….don’t you only say “Yoshi, Yoshi”?


Yoshi: yeah, weird isn’t it?


Mr. Nintega: Here’s the second of all the seconds, this is Mario’s brother Luigi…..


Luigi: I’m not gonna die here will I?


Mr. Nintega: We’ll see…


Luigi: (has a terrified face)


Mario: LUIGI!! You are playing thisa too!


Luigi: Yeah, cuz you made me do it………


Mario: Oh yeah…….


Mr. Nintega: Everyone, this is the diamond jewel herself…….


Rouge: Actually, I’m more rouge than diamond, but okay…….


Knuckles: no….you’re doing this?


Rouge: yep, are you terrified?


-confessional-


Knuckles: No one else here knows Rouge like I do……she is a lot more evil than she seems. Maybe I should worn everyone, buuuut…..I don’t feel like getting kicked off first because I “tattled”…..




Rouge: I can’t believe that we’re staying in such a dump…….I want to leave now!!!!


Mr. Nintega: Nope, your contract clearly states that you can’t leave until a season is over……


Rouge: Grrrrrr…….this should be fun then……


Mr. Nintega: Everyone this is………..


(Wario and Waluigi appear on a boat fighting, the boast crashes knocking them onto the dock)


Mr. Nintega: uhhhhh, I actually don’t know who these guys are………


Mario: They are Wario anda Waluigi, They are-a annoying……


Wario: WHAT!?!?! You didn’t know who we were?!?!?!


Mr. Nintega: Nope….


Wario: Why I oddaa……


Waluigi: Waa Wario, look….


Wario: huh……Mario, Luigi…you’re doing this……


Mario: yes, we are….


Wario: this should be fun……hehehehe (smiles in an evil way)


Mario: (rolls eyes)


Mr. Nintega: Hey Sonic! Here’s your mortal enemy, Dr. Eggman!


Sonic: (shocked) crap…….


Dr. Eggman: hehehe, Sonic is doing this? This is priceless, I’m gonna beat you Sonic……


Sonic: We’ll see about that Eggman……..


Mr. Nintega: It’s the first symbol of videogaming himself, besides Mario, Donkey Kong!


DK: Hey Nintega…..it’s cool to be here….


Mr. Nintega: Really?


DK: Yeah….


Mr. Nintega: We’ll, you’re an ape, so that fits the bill……….


(DK walks to join the others on the dock)


Mr. Nintega: Everyone, this is Tails….


Tails: Hey guys!


Sonic: Tails! I’m glad an actual sophisticated person joins me on the show……


Ryan: excuse me?


Sonic: Fine…. an actual sophisticated MALE joins me on the show….


Ryan: Thank you………


Tails: With my technical skills, I’ll help you win Sonic!


Sonic: And with my speed, I can help you too Tails….


Mr. Nintega: Can we not talk too much, if the script is too long, then with the rest of the episodes are going to fill up our main page……..


The Cast: okay……..


Mr. Nintega: This is Amy!


(Sonic turns his head around slowly)


Sonic: No……..


Amy: SONIC!!!!


(Amy runs to Sonic and hugs him)


Amy: This is going to be so much fun!


Rouge: Look….it’s the first hookup of the season…..


Sonic: Whatever……Amy listen, remember we’re not boyfriend-girlfriend….


Amy: Yes we are! And don’t deny it, I don’t take no for an answer…….


Mr. Nintega: (Stares angrily)


Mr. Nintega: Again with the talking, stop packing up the script!


The Cast: OKAY!!!


Mr. Nintega: Thank you……This is Rosalina…..


Rosalina: Oh my stars, I’m on a reality show aren’t I?


Mr. Nintega: You guessed it…..


Rosalina: Great….(in a sarcastic voice)


Mr. Nintega: Everyone this is Blaze and Silver…..


Blaze and Silver: Hi there……


Mr. Nintega: Welcome you guys, to Total Nintega Island….


Blaze: Thanks…..


Blaze: You could of said thank you to you know Silver….


Silver: whatever……


Blaze: What?


Silver: oh….nothing


Blaze: Yeah, it better be nothing……


Rouge: we’ll I think we totaled every possible nutjob on a reality show….can we move on to the challenges please?


Mr. Nintega: Not yet, there’s still three more contestants to introduce….speaking of which, here’s one of them now…………


Vector: He man, what’s up….


Mr. Nintega: Hey Vector, welcome to the island man…….


Vector: Thanks man……


Mr. Nintega: Everyone this is Peach…..


Peach: hiiiiii…


Peach: okay, you look so familiar……


Mr. Nintega: I’m Nintega…….


(Peach becomes confused)


Mr. Nintega: The host….of the show……


Peach: oh that’s where I know you from……


Mr. Nintega: uhhh…yeah. Everyone this is Daisy…


Daisy: Hi everyone, Hi Nintega! WHOA!! (Daisy falls off the boat and hits her head on the dock)


Knuckles: oooo, that was bad….hahaha


(Blaze runs to the end of the dock to help Daisy)


Blaze: You guys, she could be seriously hurt…..


Daisy: Wow, that felt….so…………GOOD! Except for hitting my face, is this where we’re staying? Are we having lunch soon???

Mr. Nintega: uhhh no, everyone these people……and animals…. are your competition….


Mr. Nintega: So let’s head to the campsite….


(They head to the elimination area)


Mr. Nintega: Campers, at camp marshmallows represent a tasty treat. At this camp, marshmallows represent….LIFE…..


Mr. Nintega: If you don’t receive a marshmallow at the end of the ceremony, you are out of the contest, and you can’t come back……ever….


(Everyone looks shocked)


Mr. Nintega: Over there, is your cabins………but first…..let’s put the teams together……


Mr. Nintega: If I call your name, please stand over there……….Mario, Waluigi, Wario, Daisy, Peach, Yoshi, Rosalina, Donkey Kong, Luigi, Birdo, and Bowser…..


Mario: NOO!!! NOT BOWSER!!!


Mr. Nintega: Yes…..You are TEAM MARIO!


Mr. Nintega: the rest of you…..Sonic, Rouge, Dr. Eggman, Amy…..


Amy: YAY!!!


Sonic: no…..


Mr. Nintega: Vector, Silver, Blaze, Tails, Ryan, Knuckles, and Shadow….. you are TEAM SONIC!


Rouge: Wait, we are all in the same videogame series…….


Mr. Nintega: That was the point…..Sonic and Mario might enjoy this………..it’s Team Mario against Team Sonic!!


Sonic: YES! You’re goin’ down!


Mario: We’ll-a see abouta that….


Mr. Nintega: We’ll everyone, head to the mess hall for some dinner, and be prepared for your first challenge tomorrow!


Ryan: Oh yeah, I forgot this was a reality show, we have to compete in challenges to win….awww


Mr. Nintega: Yep, too bad…so sad…..so see you next time on…TOTAL NINTEGA ISLAND!!!

Episode 2 - "Cliff Dive of Insanity"

(Opening)


Mr. Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island….


Mr. Nintega: 24 contestants arrive at a crummy old summer camp, the place that they’ll be staying in for a while…..


Mr. Nintega: The two fearless worlds of Nintento and SEGA came together into two teams…..Team Mario and Team Sonic…….

Mr. Nintega: we now have their first challenge set up and ready….you don’t wanna a miss this episode of……..Total….Nintega…….Island!

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(Air horn sounds)


The Cast: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!


(Blaze hits her head on the top bunk)


Blaze: owwwwwww!


(Blaze runs to the window)

Blaze: Do I look like a farmer to you?!?!

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Mr. Nintega: Okay campers, head to the mess hall for some breakfast…..then we’ll start your first challenge.


Ryan: Yeah, cuz sleeping next to her (looks at Rouge), isn’t a challenge at all…..


Rouge: whatever…at least I’ll make it to the end…..


Ryan: oh my god! People! You can’t predict where you’re gonna end up in the game!

Rouge: We’ll see about that………

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-Confessional-

Rouge: Ryan thinks she’s in charge, but once I get a handle on this game…..then we’ll see who’s in charge…….

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Knuckles: uhhh…..is this stuff edible?


Mr. Nintega: I don’t know….but!.....you probably don’t want to say it around Chef here….


Chef: you will eat what I give y’all! I don’t want to hear any of this complain’!


Mr. Nintega: does that set the record for you?

The Cast: Yeah! Totally!

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-Confessional-


Shadow: I heard what Rouge said in her confessional………

Shadow: She says that she’s going to take hold of this game…..I can’t let that happen, she needs to go first……..

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Peach: what do you think he’s going to make us do?


Silver: it’s our first challenge, how hard could it be?

Mr. Nintega: Alright campers, let’s start our first challenge!

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(they walk to a very high cliff)


Mr. Nintega: You will jump 1,000 feet into water……..


Ryan: That’s not so hard…….


Mr. Nintega: but here’s the catch…..If you look below, there are two target areas…..The smaller one is the one you want to make it in…….the other one……hehe…..we have stocked with…hehe…live man eating sharks…….


Peach: We’ll that’s not a problem for me then, I’m a girl not a man…..


Knuckles: No girl….you can’t be that dumb…..


Mr. Nintega: Team Sonic! You’re up first!


Ryan: Oh wow…….okay, who wants to go first………


(team sonic looks in all directions)


Rouge: We’ll I’m not doing it……


Ryan: Fine, I’ll go……there’s nothing wrong with this….it’s just an insane cliff dive into shark infested waters…..


(Ryan jumps…..and makes it into the target area)


Sonic: Yeah! She made it!


(Ryan waves, and climbs onto the boat)


Mr. Nintega: Point one!


Mario: waita…..what!?!?


Mr. Nintega: Sorry, I forgot to tell you that!.... if a member of your team makes it, you get a point, if they don’t…. you lose a point…


Rouge: oh goody, COME ON PEOPLE JUMP!


Sonic: I’ll go…


Amy: oh sonic…..you’re so brave……


Sonic: (rolls eyes…and jumps)


(Sonic lands in the target area)


(Amy, Vector, Knuckles, and Tails all jump and make it)


Mr. Nintega: six points for team sonic!


Mario: oha no!


Luigi: What’s the mattera brother?


Mario: Ifa theya make it, we’ll loose!!


Luigi: Oh…


(Silver Jumps and misses it, but still lives)


Rouge: Oh come on people…..JUMP PROPERLY!


Blaze: You should talk, you haven’t jumped yet….


Rouge: Yeah so….I don’t want to get my hair wet…..So I want to make sure everyone else makes it….


Shadow: cry baby…..(Shadow jumps and makes it)


Dr. Eggman: I’m not doing this…..


Mr. Nintega: that’s okay….A PONIT IS TAKEN AWAY FROM TEAM SONIC!


Everyone below: awww….what….DR. EGGMAN!!


Blaze: JUST JUMP ALREADY!


Rouge: NO!


Blaze: grrr……(She pushes Rouge off the cliff)


Rouge (as she’s falling): ahhhhhh!!!


(Rouge makes it)


Rouge: ahhh! Blaze you are so dead!!


Blaze: hey, I threw you into the circle didn’t I? No let’s hope I can make it too…..


(Blaze jumps and lands next to Rouge, she makes it)


Mr. Nintega: Alright, that’s Nine jumpers and two missers……


Mr. Nintega: Team Sonic! Your total is 9 points!


Team Sonic: Yeah!!

Blaze: Beat that Team Mario!

Mr. Nintega: Alright Team Mario, it’s your turn!


Wario: Cool…so who’s going first……


(Everyone looks away)


Sonic: hahaha! We’re gonna win!!

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Mario: No, he’sa not……


(Mario jumps and makes it)


(Team Mario cheers)


Peach: I thought this was going to be a talent contest….


Mr. Nintega: hahaha….yeah…..NO!


(Peach jumps….fallowed by Bowser and Donkey Kong)


Mr. Nintega: Good job you guys! You’re team needs seven more to win!


Wario and Waluigi: Waa…..One….Two….Three……uhhh….four….


Birdo: JUST JUMP ALREADY! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!


(Wario and Waluigi are caught off guard, they fall and miss)


(Team Mario stares angrily and birdo)


Birdo: What? WE NEED TO WIN PEOPLE!


Mr. Nintega: ooohooo……if you guys have one more that miss…..then…..hehe….you lose!


Team Mario: *Gasp*


Luigi: Come ona youa guys! We cana doa this!


(Yoshi, Daisy, and Rosalina jump and make it………..)


Mr. Nintega: You know, even if the rest of you make it…….it’ll still be a tie…


Birdo: It’s better than losing!


Birdo: Come on! Who’s next!......Luigi! JUMP!


Luigi: Why don’t youa jump!


Birdo: Because I think this is inhumane…..that’s why……


Luigi: Well I’ma nota jumping!


Birdo: Yes you are!


(Birdo picks up Luigi and throws him off the cliff…….he misses)


Mr. Nintega: and it looks like we have our winners! TEAM SONIC!


(Team Sonic cheers)


(Team Mario glares at Birdo)


Birdo: WHAT!?!?.........oops….

Mr. Nintega: I’ll see you guys the first official campfire ceremony!

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Mr. Nintega: Well you’ve all worked really hard!......but it wasn’t hard enough……


Mr. Nintega: If you do not not receive a marshmallow….you’re out of the contest…..and you can’t come back……..ever……


Mr. Nintega: Okay the first marshmallow goes to…………Mario….


(Mario runs up and grabs it)


Mr. Nintega: Peach!


Peach: YAY!


Mr. Nintega: Donkey Kong and Bowser!....................


Mr. Nintega: Yoshi….


Mr. Nintega: ….Daisy……


Mr. Nintega: Rosalina…….


Mr. Nintega: Wario and Waluigi!


Wario: HAHA! YES!


Mr. Nintega: Campers…….this is the final marshmallow (he stares at Birdo and Luigi)


Mr. Nintega: The final marshmallow goes to………………………………..


(anticipation)…………………………………………………


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(Birdo and Luigi become extremely nervous)


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Mr. Nintega: Luigi………


(Birdo stands up angrily)


Birdo: WHAT!?!? You voted me off!!


Mario: Yep…..


Luigi: Byea bye…….


(Birdo walks the dock of shame angrily and gets on the boat of losers)


Mr. Nintega: Well there you go, goodnight everyone……..hopefully we won’t see you here tomorrow?


Team Mario: YES!


Mr. Nintega: Well, see you next time on…….Total…..Nintega……Island!

Episode 3 - "Nap Time"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island…….


Nintega: They contestants jumped of a 1,000 foot cliff into the lake below……..some made it…others………didn’t make it….


Nintega: Team Sonic won due to their taunting and high hopes. On the other hand…..Team Mario biffed it when Birdo messed up her team…..by screaming and throwing things…..like Luigi……


Nintega: In the end…..the first person voted off Total Nintega Island…..was Birdo…..


Nintega: Today we have an even more brutal challenge that will definitely make them all tired……


Nintega: So stayed tuned for one of the most shocking bonfire ceremonies……ever! On Total…..Nintega….Island!




(Air horn sounds)


The Cast: ahhhhhhhh!!!


Blaze: AGAIN!?!?!


(Everyone walks out of their cabins looking very tired)


Nintega: Oh…this will be fun……(smiles)


Blaze: Two days in a row with that air horn!! Are you going to stop!?!?


Nintega:: We’ll see…..hehehe


Ryan: What’s so funny?


Nintega: Oh it’s just that your next challenge will be pretty brutal…..


Daisy: Oh please! This one time…me and my friends went on a walk to a waterfall…..we got attacked by bears…..and one of us fell off the waterfall! It wasn’t me though! It wasn’t me ….hahaha!


Rouge: Shut it crazy girl!


Nintega: Okay, your next challenge is to…….


(Rosalina walks out of the cabin and falls into a puddle of mud)


Rosalina: ahhh!! Oh no……my dress!!


Rouge: It’s a summer camp, lady…..watch where your stepping…….


Rosalina: Oh please…..because all of us sleeping in the same cabin isn’t hard enough…….


Rouge: (glares)




-Confessional-


Rouge: Rosalina seems like a prime target to destroy….but…..I have a better plan in store for her.


Rouge: She really seems to hate mud……so I’ll just make sure she keeps stepping in it…..and then…..wait for her to snap……(smiles in and evil way)




Nintega: Alright campers, your next challenge is to stay awake the longest…..


Silver: That doesn’t seem so hard…….


Nintega: But here’s the catch……


Blaze: There’s always a catch in these challenges……


Nintega: As I was saying…..The team with the most people left standing……win…




-Confessional-


Rosalina: This should be really easy….I hardly sleep…..I am the princess of the stars…….I can do this easily…..




Nintega: 24 hours…..starting………….NOW!



(10 hours)-------------


Ryan: (yawns)……….I am so tired…


Rouge: Well don’t be! We need to stay awake!


Blaze: Whatever……..You look like you’re gonna pass out……


Rouge: All of us do!


Ryan: (Rolls eyes)



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Mario: I need….to….staya…awakea…….(falls asleep)


Luigi: No……Mario……no……..(falls asleep)


Nintega: That leaves Team Sonic with all their players left standing……Team Mario……you’re fallin’ behind………..


Peach: (snores)……huh……what……(falls asleep)


Nintega: Uh……way behind……you guys need to push it into gear!



(15 hours)-----------------


Nintega: Well, it has been awhile and three members of team Sonic are out…..Tails, Knuckles, and Dr. Eggman……..


Nintega: Team Mario on the other hand only has four people left standing………Daisy, Rosalina, Bowser, and Donkey Kong………..


Nintega: I’m guessing you guys really want to lose….


Rosalina: (Stands up)….no we don’t! We’re trying but………


(Bowser falls asleep)


Rosalina: It’s just really hard…....(Falls into a mud puddle)


Rosalina: Again with the mud! Ahhh!




-Confessional-


Rouge: hahahahaha!!




Amy: Oh Sonic don’t you like looking at the stars together……


Sonic: Amy! For the last time we aren’t boyfriend-girlfriend!


Amy: Yes we are! (smiles)


Sonic: *sighs*




-Confessional-


Sonic: I like Amy…..I really do…….but as a FRIEND!


Sonic: She’s going to annoy me all season if I don’t think of something…….





(20 hours)----------------------


Nintega: Well, Both teams are tied right now…..Team Mario have Donkey Kong, Daisy, and Rosalina……Team Sonic has Sonic, Amy, and Blaze………..


Nintega: Come on! It’s almost 24 hours! Fall asleep already!


Blaze: I thought you said to stay awake!


Nintega: Yeah, but this challenge is boring me……..


Sonic: Well it’s brutal for us!


Amy: Oh Sonic……


Sonic: *sighs*



(23 hours)------------


Nintega: Only One on each team! Sonic and Rosalina are battling it out!


Rosalina: I’m just about to lose it! I’ve fallen in 15 mud puddles! 15!


Rosalina: I’m just about ready to quit this show………..


Sonic: You’ll miss the chance to win the million…….


Rosalina: I’d rather lose a million then keep playing this game and embarrassing myself…..




Nintega: ooooo…….Sonic looks like he’s gonna pass out!


(Sonic Falls asleep right before Rosalina does)


Nintega: The winner! Right at the 24 hour mark! Rosalina! Team Mario Wins!


(Team Mario cheers)


Nintega: Team Sonic……I’ll see you at your first bonfire ceremony!




Nintega: Well, It’s your first bonfire ceremony…..and you all look tired…so I’ll just throw them to you….


Nintega: But remember if you don’t receive a marshmallow….your out….and you can’t come back….ever!


Nintega: Alright, the first marshmallow goes to Tails….


Nintega: Knuckles……..


Nintega: Shadow…..


Shadow: of course….I’m gonna win people……


Ryan: (glares at Shadow)


Shadow: (Shadow makes a kissing face)


Ryan: (rolls her eyes)


Nintega: Eggman and Vector…….


Nintega: Blaze……Ryan…….


Ryan: (looks at Shadow and holds up her marshmallow) Ha!


Shadow: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: Sonic…..Silver……..


Amy: YAY SONIC!


Sonic: *sighs*




-Confessional-


Sonic: I can’t stand Amy any more…..I think I did something I’ll regret…….but it had to happen….




Nintega: Amy and Rouge………..this is the final marshmallow……..


Amy: (stares very worried)


Rouge: (stares at final marshmallow)


Nintega: the final marshmallow goes to…………………………….


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……………………………..(anticipation)……………………..


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Nintega: Rouge!


Rouge: Finally!


Amy: wait what!?!?


Nintega: Sorry, looks like it’s dock of shame for you!


Amy: No! but me and sonic were gonna go to the final two!! No this ruins everything!!


(Amy runs up to sonic and tries to kiss him, Sonic puts his marshmallow up to her mouth)


Amy: Bye sonic!!


Amy: Win for us!!!


Sonic: (waves with a fake smile)


In the background: ahhhhhhhh!!! Another mud puddle!!! That’s it I’ve had it!!!


(Rosalina walks up to Nintega covered in mud)


Rosalina: I’m leaving too, I’ve had it…….goodbye everyone!!!!


(Amy gets onto the boat of losers, Rosalina fallows)


(Boat of losers sails away)


Nintega: well…… goodnight everyone!




-Confessional-


Rouge: like I said……she’ll snap……..hahahaha………(smiles in an evil way)




Nintega: See you next time on! Total………..Nintega…………….Island!!!!

Epsiode 4 - "Dodge! Dodge! Dodge!"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The cast had a brutal stamina challenge……their teams had to stay awake the longest to win…..


Nintega: Most of them passed out pretty quickly, but then it came down to Sonic and Rosalina……….


Nintega: Rosalina won it for her team, even though she stepped in mud several times thanks to Rouge…………


Nintega: In the end, Team Sonic voted Amy off their team…..due to annoying Sonic about a thousand times! But right before the boat of losers left Rosalina appeared and had had enough, she joined Amy and they both went home……


Nintega: Today we have a classic, yet really hard game for them to play…..Dodge ball! See how it all goes down; on this episode of…..Total….Nintega…..Island!




(Blaze runs out the door as fast as she can….and takes the air horn away form Nintega)


Blaze: NO MORE!!


Nintega: Alright fine!


Nintega: No that I’m a bit ticked off thanks to Blaze……your next challenge starts now!!


The Cast: awww….




Nintega: Your next challenge is the classic game of dodge ball……….


Sonic: woohoo! Yes! I love this game! Team Mario is goin’ down!


Mario: (glares)



(Match 1)--------------


Nintega: GO!


(Mario picks up the ball and throws it…..hitting Tails in the stomach)


Tails: Ow!!


Mario: hehehe……..


Sonic: (glares)


(Sonic throws the ball hitting Mario across the face)


Sonic: Doesn’t feel so good on the other side of the stick does it? Hahaha


Nintega: one member from both teams are out……it’s currently a tie……..


(Ryan throws the ball hitting Bowser and Donkey Kong across the face)


Knuckles: Holy…….where did you learn to do that???


Ryan: I don’t know……but it was sure fun……but only if Rouge was on their team……..


Rouge: (rolls eyes)


(Daisy throws the ball hitting Silver)


Blaze: You know Silver……THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED DODGEING!!! THINK ABOUT IT!!


Silver: (glares)




-Confessional-


Silver: Before this show….me and Blaze used to be boyfriend-girlfriend……but now she’s just fading on me……………she’s being really mean too………..




(SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!)


Nintega: and the winners are……………..Team Sonic!


(Team Sonic cheers)


Nintega: The first round…….


Team Sonic: ohh…..


Nintega: Second round begins now!



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Silver: Blaze, I want to know why your being so mean to me…….


Blaze: It’s because your just being a lot dumber than before the show!


Silver: I don’t think you even like me anymore………


Blaze: I might………


Silver: (stares happily)


Blaze: or not……..


Silver: (smile goes away)


(Shadow throws the ball hitting Peach in the forehead)


Mario: NO!!


Peach: oww……my head…..


Mario: Shadow….you’ve gone too far!


Shadow: bring it!


(Mario throws the ball missing Shadow)


Shadow: hahaha…….pathetic…….


(Mario tears up and carries Peach to the bleachers)


(Ryan throws the ball hitting Shadow in the head)


Shadow: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!


Ryan: Being a jerkface…….that’s why!


Shadow: BUT THEY’RE ON THE OTHER TEAM!!


Ryan: IT DOESN’T MATTER!!! JERK!!


Shadow: (glares)


Ryan: (sticks tongue out)


(as Ryan and Shadow fight……..Team Sonic loses second round)


Sonic: YOU GUYS!! GET IT INTO GEAR!! FOCUS!!


Ryan: OKAY!


Shadow: Whatever……



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Nintega: Alright campers…..next team who wins……wins!! GO!!


(Silver throws the ball missing several people)


Sonic: Dude! That was a perfect time to nearly get all of them!!


Silver: Sorry!


Blaze: Yeah….you better be……


Silver: What’s wrong Blaze…….you just completely hate me now….what happened?


Blaze: I don’t know……..you’re just stupid……..


Silver: (glares) Then it’s final we are broken up!


(Everyone on Team Sonic stares)


Blaze: wait….what?


Silver: You heard me…….DONE!


Blaze: (Tears up)


Silver: Bye Blaze! (Silver leaves the court and sits on the bleachers)


(Blaze runs out of the room crying)


(Everyone on Team Sonic stares at Silver angrily)


(Ryan, Sonic, and Knuckles get hit with the last few balls, making Team Sonic lose)


Nintega: uh oh! Team Sonic loses again! See you tonight!


Nintega: Team Mario……you may go get a five star dinner under the stars!


(Team Mario cheers and runs out of the room)


(Team Sonic stares at Silver angrily)


Nintega: Let’s go!




Nintega: If you don’t receive a marshmallow…..you’re out, and you can’t come back ever!!


Nintega: The first one goes to…………Sonic!


Sonic: Yes!


Nintega:….Eggman….Vector…..and Tails…..


Dr.Eggman, Vector, and Tails: Yay!


Nintega: Rouge and Shadow……


Shadow: (taunts Ryan with marshmallow)


Ryan: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: Ryan!


Ryan: (Points at Shadow) HA!!


Shadow: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: Blaze and Silver…..this is the final marshmallow……


(Blaze stares at marshmallow still crying)


Silver: (ignores Blaze while staring at marshmallow)


Nintega: It goes to………


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Nintega: Blaze!


Blaze: (stands up happily) Yay!


Silver: (stands up upset) what!?!?! You voted me off!?!?!


Ryan: Yep….see ya……heart crusher!!


Silver: That’s just cuz I was upset!!


Nintega: It’s time for you to go!


(Silver walks down the dock of shame angrily and climbs aboard the boat of losers and leaves)


Nintega: Well….there you go……If you thought that was dramatic and surprising…..you should watch the next episode of…….Total…….Nintega…………Island!!!

Episode 5 - "Not so Famous"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The teams played an epic game of dodgeball to try and win. But, lots of drama took place…….like when Ryan and Shadow fought over little things and that Silver made Blaze cry after telling her that they were broken up……..


Nintega: In the end Team Sonic lost and voted out the heart crushing Silver off their team…….


Nintega: But that’s not even as harsh as what happens right now…...on……Total…..Nintega…..Island!




Blaze: (crying)


(Everyone in the girl cabin sits around her to talk)


Ryan: Oh, it’s okay Blaze……..


Blaze: No it’s not………..he dumped me! (crying)


Nintega: (with megaphone) ALRIGHT CAMPERS! IT’S TIME FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!!!


Peach: Oh no……..but what about Blaze? She is so upset……..


Ryan: I know…….come one Blaze let’s win that challenge…….(smiles)


Blaze: (looks up and smiles)




Nintega: Alright campers! It’s time for the original camp time favorite! A talent contest!


Peach: yaayyyehee!!!


Nintega: Uhh…..yeah……


Nintega: You must pick two members of your team to compete in the talent contest. But! You better find your best talent! Or you might lose!


Nintega: Chef and I will judge and see what team wins this challenge! GO!!




Blaze: I’m a good ballet dancer! I’ll be one of them………


Rouge: Okay!


Ryan: Who said you get to choose who goes on?


Rouge: Me…..that’s who!


Ryan: *sighs*


Rouge: So….Blaze…..aaanndd……..(looks around)………who else has talent here?


Ryan: I do……I can sing…..


Rouge: Let’s see……..


Ryan: See I've been waiting all day!


For you to call me baby!


So let's get up, let's get on it….


Don't you leave me brokenhearted tonight!


(Team Sonic claps and cheers)

Rouge: Well, I stand corrected……you can definitely sing…….okay so it’s you and Blaze….

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Mario: Let’sa see……Peach……you cana sing!

Peach: Yeah….I can!

Mario: Alrightya then! It’s Peach anda Donkey Kong with hisa bongos!

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Nintega: Okay……campers! Challenge starts now!

Chef: Team Mario! You’re up!

(Donkey Kong plays bongos)

Nintega: I say that’s a……..6!

Chef: Yeah…….me too…….6!

(Team Mario cheers)

Mario: Alrighta Peach……youra turn!

(Peach sings making Chef tear up)

(Nintega looks at him disappointed)

Chef: What?........(sniff)……it was touching……

Nintega: (rolls eyes)

Peach: Thank You!

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-Confessional-

Peach: I love talent contests! They’re so fun! I’ve won like a ton of them…….

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Nintega: 8!

Chef: 9!

Nintega: and the total points are…..29! If Team Sonic doesn’t beat that…..they lose….

Rouge: Alright! No time to biff this now! Let’s go!

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-Confessional-

Ryan: Rouge might be really mean……but she’s a really good motivational speaker….

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(Ryan stand up on stage)

Nintega: Alright…….start when you’re ready……..

(Ryan sings “No Air” with an incredible voice)

(Nintega and Chef tear up)

Nintega and Chef: 10!

(Everyone claps and cheers as Ryan leaves the stage)

Nintega: Well, Team Sonic has 20 points! They need at least 10 more points to win!

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Rouge: Ready Blaze?

Blaze; Yeah……kinda……

Rouge: Don’t think about Silver! Just focus!

(Team Sonic gasps)

Blaze: Oh no! I forgot about Silver until you just reminded me! (cries)

Rouge: oops…..

Ryan: Now what! You just reminded her about Silver!

Blaze: (cries even louder)

Rouge: So did you!

Ryan: whatever! We just need Blaze to get out there and dance!

Blaze: I can’t...(sniff)…dance…..without Silver! (cries)

Ryan: What are we going to do!?!?!

Rouge: I don’t know!!

Ryan: We have to help her get onto the stage and dance!

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Nintega: Okay, next contestant!

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Ryan: Go ahead Blaze!

(Blaze walks onto the stage still kind of crying)

(Blaze starts to dance fine………..she then starts to cry again and sits down on the stage crying)

Rouge: BLAZE! NO!

Blaze: (cries)

Nintega: Uhhh…..2…..

Chef: 3……..

Nintega: and it’s final! Team Mario wins for the third time!

(Team Mario cheers and scurries off to their cabins)

Rouge: That’s just great Blaze! Now we lost another challenge again!!!

Nintega: Let’s head to the bonfire!

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Nintega: A third time!?! Wow……pretty lame you guys……

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-Confessional-

Rouge: I tried to be nice today and help Blaze with her problem with Silver being a jerk. But now! I’m really mad at her! If she doesn’t go home next…..our team is done! Bye Blaze!

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Nintega: The first one goes to……….Ryan!

Ryan: Yay!

(Ryan runs up and claims her marshmallow)

Nintega: Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails……..

Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails: Yeah! (Gives each other a high five)

Nintega: Vector and Eggman…….

Nintega: Shadow……

Shadow: Finally…..

Nintega: Campers…….this is the final marshmallow………

(Blaze stares at marshmallow worried)

(Rouge stares at blaze with an evil look)

Nintega: It goes to…………..

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………………………..(anticipation)…………

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Nintega: ……..Rouge….

Rouge: Yes! See ya Blaze!

Blaze: What!?!? But I’m already enough unhappy….thanks……

(Blaze runs down the dock and onto the boat of losers crying…..she leaves)

Nintega: Well for the rest of ya….hopefully we won’t see you here tomorrow?

Team Sonic: Definitely!

Nintega: Told you it was going to be a shocker! Well see you next time on…..Total…..Nintega……..Island!!

Episode 6 - "Camping Campers"

(Opening)


Mr. Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The campers were exposed to the brutal element known as talent. Some competitors stole the show…….meaning Team Mario won again……..and due to Blaze’s crying, Rouge made her go home at the end of the day…….


Nintega: Today we have a very brutal and natural camping thing; will team sonic get out of their losing streak? Or will they lose again?…….find out how it goes down on…..Total….Nintega…..Island!!




Nintega: OKAY CAMPERS IT’S TIME FOR SOME REAL CAMPING!!

Ryan: (yawns)…..what do you mean?

Nintega: It’s gonna be brutal and nearly impossible!!

(Everyone looks worried)

Nintega: hahaha…….just kidding…all you have to do is spend one night in the woods……

The Cast: (relived)

Nintega: You must find your way to your team’s campsite…..there….will be a tent and firewood……you must also find your own food too……hehe

Rouge: What!?!? We have to use our own hands to get something out there?!?! Are you crazy!?!?

Knuckles: Don’t worry I know how to fish……

Rouge: This will be a great episode for my diet…..

Dr. Eggman: What do you need to be on a diet for? You’re thinner than a twig……

Rouge: Umm….hello! Trying to keep a good figure here……

Ryan: (as she walks by) Yeah….next needs to be your personality…..

Rouge: whatever……

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Mario: Whoopie!! I knowa how to manage thea forest! I’ve gone througha a ton of them ina mya videogame series!!

Bowser: Yeah….let’s hope you can also find food…..

Daisy: Ohh!! I know how to catch food!! RAWR!!

Bowser: (rolls eyes)

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(Team Sonic begins their walk)

Rouge: Okay you guys….we have to pull it together! We’ve lost one too many times!

Ryan: We know…..we’ll try okay?

Rouge: Try hard enough! Got it!!

Team Sonic: got it…..

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(Team Mario continues their walk)

Mario: Okay youa guys! We’vea gota this! We haven’ta lost for a while!

Luigi: Doesn’ta mean we can’ta lose though….

Bowser: What he means Luigi….is that since we’ve won several times….we’ve got this in the bag!

Peach: Yay!

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Rouge: I think I see the campsite!

Sonic: Finally! I’m so tired!!

Shadow: Wimp….

Sonic: (glares) Whatever……..we are here!

Ryan: YES! MAYBE WE’RE THE FIRST ONES TO MAKE IT TO OUR CAMPSITE!

Tails: I don’t know…….

Sonic: Oh Tails….don’t be such a downer…..

Rouge: Now all be need is food……

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Peach: *pant, pant* I’m so tired! Are we there yet?

Bowser: I don’tknow……this map is stupid…..

Mario: Bowser! You’ve been making us walk in a big circle! This map is upside-down!

(Team Mario gasps and stares angrily at Bowser)

Bowser: What?

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Rouge: Oh……I’m so hungry! Where is Knuckles with that fish!

Knuckles: I’m here! I’m here!

(Everyone stares at Knuckles)

Sonic: Dude…..what happened out there? You’re a mess…….

Knuckles: Oh that…..I met a few raccoons……haha…..funny story…..here you go!

Rouge: Whatever! I’m starving! Put it over the fire!

Knuckles: Alright!

(Rouge notices that Shadow is eating something)

Rouge: uhh….what is that?

Shadow: A chocolate bar……..

Rouge: AND YOU DIDN’T SHARE WITH US?!?!

Shadow: Nope…..I liked watching you guys all starve……hahaha…..

Ryan: You’re such a jerkface……….

Shadow: Whatever…….I know you like me…….

Ryan: Drop dead…

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-Confessional-

Shadow: She likes me…..I know it…….she probably won’t admit it on the show though……

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Mario: Great......now we’rea tired, hungry, and most importantly……..LOST!

Bowser: It wasn’t my fault……it was the stupid map’s fault…….

Wario: Maps don’t have a sense of direction Bowser! It’s your fault stupid!

Bowser: (glares)

Peach: At least we have some wild strawberries and blueberries……..

Waluigi: waa……I guess that’s what we’re eating tonight…….*sigh*

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(morning arrives and Team Sonic gets up first)

Rouge: Run!! Run!!

Vector: We can’t run any faster!

Rouge: Yes you can! Pick up your feet!

Nintega: I think I see them…….COME ON YOU GUYS!

(Team Sonic races in first and cheers)

Nintega: Team Sonic finally wins!! FINALLY!!

Sonic: Yes! Finally!

Rouge: Told ya we could win if we focused!

Ryan: I guess you were right for once……

Rouge: (rolls eyes)

Mario: Oha no! We lost!

Luigi: And it’sa Bowser’sa fault!

Bowser: Whatever…….

Nintega: Team Mario, see ya at the bonfire ceremony tonight……..

Team Mario: *sighs*

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Nintega: Well, thanks to your guys’ loss….Team Sonic broke out of their losing streak!

Nintega: Isn’t so good for you……but it is good for them…….

Mario: Let’sa get on with a it!

Nintega: Alright! Fine!

Nintega: The first ones goes to……..Peach and Daisy…..

Peach: YAY ME!

Daisy: BOOYAH!

Nintega: Wario and Waluigi!

Wario: Haha YES!

Waluigi: WAA! YES!

Nintega: ……..Donkey Kong…..Luigi…….

Luigi: Yes……

Nintega: Yoshi……

Yoshi: YAY!

Nintega: Campers……this is the final marshmallow…..

(Mario looks at Bowser with a grin)

(Bowser looks nervous)

Nintega: It goes to!

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………………………(anticipation)…………..

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Nintega: Mario!

Mario: Ha! YES! Take that Bowser! So much for beating me!

Bowser: Fine! Get me outa here!

(Bowser stomps down the dock of shame and leaves on the boat of losers)

Nintega: Well Mario, you don’t have to worry about your arch nemesis destroying you when your sleep!

Mario: You’vea got thata right!

Nintega: Well goodnight everyone! See ya next time on……Total…….Nintega……Island!!

Episode 7 - "Phobia Factor"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The teams were sent out on a hike in the woods to find their campsite for the night. They needed to find their campsite, food, and if possible…..their team mates……..


Nintega: Thanks to Bowser, Team Sonic finally broke out of their losing streak……Afterwards Team Mario was so ticked off at Bowser for reading the map wrong and getting them lost, that he was sent home that night……….


Nintega: But today should be even harder and more embarrassing! Find out how the campers face their worst fear! Right now! On……Total…….Nintega…..Island!!




Mario: Alright youa guys! We need toa win! We can’ta be put intoa our own losinga streak!


Peach: How do we do that?


Wario: I say we copy what Team Sonic does…..then we might win again!


Mario: But what ifa theya lose?


Wario: oh…..well……uhhhh…..you’re right…..we just need to focus!


Waluigi: Waa……but Bowser is gone……he was our strongest player!


Mario: We cana doa this withouta Bowser! He wasa just holding usa back!


Daisy: Oh, this one time! I was talking to this cash register lady, and she told me…to win something………..


Mario: Yes….yes……


Daisy: Throw someone out the window! (She picks up Luigi and throws him out the cabin window)


Mario: DAISY! That isn’ta helping!


Daisy: Oh…..oh well…….SORRY LUIGI!


Luigi: Ita happens…….




Rouge: Well, since Team Mario is kind of falling apart…..this means we need to push super hard!


Knuckles: Why? We’re ahead……


Rouge: Yes…..but if you push really hard when they’re failing……..


Ryan: We will continue to win! Nice strategy……..


Rouge: Thank you…….


Shadow: It doesn’t matter……I bet we’ll win without that stupid strategy……


Rouge: Oh….so it’s stupid to you? Then you think of something tough guy…….


Shadow: I say that we should try and make the team hate each other…….


Ryan: And what good would that do us?


Shadow: Well, they would be so focused on killing each other that we would win every time……..


(Team Sonic stares and nods heads)




-Confessional-


Rouge: Well, he definitely has good strategy…… FOR A CHEATER!


Rouge: I was going to use that strategy when the teams merge……..oh well……..I’ll keep safe for now (smiles in an evil way)




Nintega: ALRIGHT CAMPERS! IT’S TIME FOR ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING CHALLENGES!


Ryan: Great……..


Nintega: Welcome today’s challenge! Phobia Factor!


Tails: Phobia? Meaning……fear?


Nintega: Yep! You’ll try and face your worst fear!


(Everyone looks worried)


Nintega: Let’s start!




Nintega: Mario and Sonic…..since your kind of “team captains”…..you’ll go first!


Mario: *gulp*


Sonic: uh oh…….


(They walk to a deep pool of water)


Sonic: NO! NOT WATER! I CAN’T SWIM!


Nintega: If you can tread water for 12 seconds…..you’ll gain a point for your team……


Vector: You can’t swim? Wow……that’s pretty lame man……


Sonic: SHUT UP! No one ever taught me……..I also never wanted to after I watched a person drown right in front of me…….


Dr. Eggman: Oh boo hoo……JUST SWIM!


Sonic: NO!


Nintega: No?


Sonic: Uh…..I mean…..yeah…..no……


Nintega: No first point for Team Sonic……


(Team Sonic stares angrily at Sonic)




Nintega: While Mario tries to escape from getting eaten by a giant Peach…….Tails…you’ll start your fear….


Tails: Me?


Nintega: Yes…..you.


(They walk to a mangled mess of scrap iron)


Nintega: Tails I you can build a mini sculpture of the Eiffel Tower with this mangled mess of iron in less than 50 seconds….you’ll gain a point for your team……


Knuckles: Dude…..what’s your fear?


Tails: Trying to build something really hard under a lot of pressure!


Shadow: Oh please…..that’s childish……


Nintega: Speaking of children……LUIGI! Your turn!


(They walk to a haunted mansion)


Nintega: If you can sit in that haunted mansion for 2 hours…..you’ll gain a point for your team….


Luigi: NO! I CAN’T! I DON’T LIKE MANSIONS AFTER MY SCARY VIDEOGAME! Peach: Which one is that?


Luigi: LUIGI’S MANSION! IT WAS SCARY!


(a few hours pass)---------------


Nintega: Well Team Sonic is in the lead with 4 contestants that conquered their fear……Knuckles with his fear of falling, Eggman with his fear of Sonic taking over the world, Tails with his fear of severe pressure, and Ryan with her fear of being in a real life horror movie! And two that chickened out so far…..Vector with his fear of big bugs and Sonic with his fear of water………


Nintega: Team Mario has it pretty much lost……..only two of you have faced your fears……Donkey Kong with his fear of extinction massacre and Peach’s fear of bad haircuts………the rest of you have basically lost it for your team…….


(Team Mario sighs)


Nintega: BUT! It is a sort of a tie…..If rather Daisy or Rouge wins, their team wins……


Nintega: Daisy if you can stop a stampede your team wins……..Rouge if you can walk for 10 miles in 10-inch high heels……your team wins……….GO!




(Rouge begins her walk, and Daisy is in place for her fear)


Rouge: Ow! Ow! How do you walk in these! They hurt my feet!


Ryan: Keep on going!


Rouge: Shut it!




Nintega: Ready go!


(Nintega releases a stampede of wild bears)


Daisy: Creatures of the forest……….STOP!!


(The bears run her over)


Nintega: Well you faced it…..but failed…..so…..Team Sonic wins again since Rouge just got back from her high-heel walk…………


Rouge: Ow……ow…..whatever………


(Team Sonic cheers)


Nintega: Team Mario…….see you at the bonfire ceremony!




Nintega: Back here again huh?


Mario: IT’SA DAISY’S FAULT! SEE YA HONEY!


Luigi: Noa! Mario! I lovea her remember!


Mario: Tooa bad…….


Nintega: First ones go too……….Mario……Donkey Kong….


(Mario gets his marshmallow and stares at Daisy with an evil look)


Nintega: Peach…….annnnndddd……..Yoshi……


Yoshi: YOSHI!


Nintega: Wario and Waluigi……


Wario and Waluigi: Waa! Yes!


Nintega: Campers this is the final marshmallow……..wasn’t surprising though…..you both failed very sadly…..


Daisy: Hahaha! It was the animal’s fault though……STUPID THINGS!


Nintega: Well, it goes to……..


(Luigi crosses fingers)


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Nintega: Dai……….(gets interrupted by helicopter)


Helicopters: DAISY! WE KNOW YOU’RE DOWN THERE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE ASSULT ON A CASHIER AND FOR THEFT!


Donkey Kong: I thought she just told you to throw somethin’ out a window……


Daisy: Sorta….afterwards I threw her out the window…and I stole three chocolate bars and 100 bucks!


Daisy: YOU’LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!!!!!


(Daisy runs away into the forest)


(Everyone looks shocked)


Nintega: Well, I guess that works……goodnight everyone……


Nintega: Well see you next time on……….Total……Nintega…..Island!

Episode 8 - "Paintball Hunt"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The campers were given a challenge that tested their most intense fears……Most of them did conquer their fears in order to win for their team…..others…..did not……


Nintega: At the end of the day, when Team Mario lost again thanks to Daisy and Luigi, they were sent to the bonfire ceremony for the second time. At the end of the ceremony, the marshmallow was set to go to Daisy…..but…..the Police caught up with her little scandal at a gas station….so Daisy left the island….


Nintega: Today we have a somewhat tiring, intense, and very time consuming challenge……..PAINTBALL! But with a little twist! Find out how it goes down on…..Total…..Nintega….Island!!




(Air horn wakes up the campers)


The Cast: ahhhhhhh!


(Everyone walks tiredly out of their cabin)


Rouge: (yawn)….I thought Blaze took that away from you!


Nintega: hahaha….yeah she did…..but I found it……


Ryan: Where was it?


Nintega: Strangely……….under her bed…….not a very good hiding place…..


Mario: Thena why didn’ta youa take ita then?


Nintega: No way! She had that thing guarded like it was her life source…….so I waited until she got kicked off…….


Ryan: What if she won?


Nintega: Okay! That’s enough! NO MORE QUESTIONS! Your next challenge starts now!


The Cast: OKAY!




(They walk to the woods)


Nintega: Today’s challenge is a paintball deer hunt!


Peach: We’re not gonna shoot the animals will we?


Nintega: No……..no shooting real animals……..the animals will be someone on yours or the opposing team’s…….


Nintega: If you’re a deer….you need to try to not get hit by paintballs…..the team that is the least covered in paint…..wins!


Rouge: What if you’re a hunter?


Nintega: Shush! I’m getting to that……..if you’re a hunter…..you need to try and hit the opposing team’s deer to try and cover them with paint…….if you hit your own team….haha….they might not be happy with that if your team loses……..


Nintega: Chef……you can continue…….


Chef: You’ll all walk around the woods to try and hide or find..........


Chef: Team Mario…..your deers are Wario, Luigi, and Yoshi…….hunters are Mario, Donkey Kong, Waluigi, and Peach…….


Chef: Team Sonic……your deers are Sonic, Rouge, Tails, and Shadow……hunters are Eggman, Vector, Ryan, Knuckles………


Nintega: GO!




Ryan: Okay you guys…..just like Rouge’s strategy was devised…..push as hard as you can when the other team fails…..hide….find….do whatever….. JUST WIN! READY? GO!




-Confessional-


Rouge: Ugghh…….I feel like I’m actually helping our team too much……I need some fun…..


(from outside the confessional)Vector: Dang! My contacts are dry…..I’ll be right back!


Rouge: (smiles in an evil way) and the fun begins…….hehe……




(a few hours pass by)


Peach: (complains) ugghh….where are deer! I’m so bored and tired……..


Waluigi: We’ll we have to find them! Or we lose! Waa!


Donkey Kong: He’s right……we need to look harder…….


Peach:*sighs*




(Rouge sits down on a stump)


Sonic: What are you doing?


Rouge: I’m sitting down…..I’m not walking in heels…..


Shadow: You’re a bat……you can fly…….


Rouge: Don’t you remember? Nintega took away all of our regular powers and abilities before the show to make it “fair”…….


Sonic: Oh yeah…..


Shadow: Well no one is going to find me……..OW!


(Shadow gets hit with his team color paintball)


Vector: Oops! Sorry…..I don’t know where my contacts are…..It’s hard to see……


Rouge: Whatever…..you’re just trying to make our team lose……..


Vector: I swear I’m not…..some jerk took my contacts…I can’t see without them!



-Confessional-


Rouge: hehehe…....(holds up Vector’s contacts)…..too easy….but still fun….hehe




Luigi: Ow….ow…ow! Thesea rocks hurt mya feet! Who doesa this!?!?!


Wario: Waa…..quit complaining and focus!


Luigi: *sighs*




Sonic: Ow! What?!?!? This is our paint!!!


Dr. Eggman: Oh….sorry….someone took my glasses…..I can’t see from far distances!


Shadow: Ow! AGAIN!?!?!


Tails: Who keeps firing ate us?


Sonic: Uh oh! It’s Team Mario!


Team Mario Hunters: RAAAA!!!


Team Sonic Deers: AHHHH!!!!


(SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!)


(Team Sonic’s deer and hunters and Team Mario’s hunters are covered in paint)




(Everyone returns to camp)


Nintega: whoa! (stares at Team Sonic) Well, it’s obvious who wins here today……..TEAM MARIO!


(Team Mario cheers)


Nintega: Congratulations! You guys get to have a paintball frenzy tonight!


Team Mario: WOOHOO!!


Nintega: Team Sonic looks like your reign as kings are over….see ya at the bonfire ceremony!




Nintega: Well, you guys have a lot of hate filled votes……..and I must say they are pretty cool!


Rouge: Whatever! Get on with it!


Nintega: If you don’t get a marshmallow, you must leave the island and never come back!! EVER!


Nintega: The first one goes to…………………………..Sonic….


Sonic: Yes…..


Nintega: Ryan, Shadow, and Knuckles…….


(They run up and get their marshmallow)


Nintega: Rouge……


Rouge: (smiles confidently)


Nintega: Tails…..


Tails: Sweet!


Nintega: Vector…Eggman…….This is the final marshmallow of the evening……..and it goes to…….


Vector: Wait……what did we do wrong?!?!?


Nintega: Well, you open fired on your own team……


Dr. Eggman: It wasn’t our fault! It was……(looks around)


(Rouge smiles and waves in and evil way)


Dr. Eggman: (looks surprised) ROUGE! She did it!


(Everyone stares suspiciously)


Rouge: Oh…..you mean these! (holds up Vector’s contacts and Dr. Eggman’s glasses)


Ryan: Oh my god! It is you! You’re the one who has kicked everyone off the show deliberately!!


Rouge: Well that’s too bad…because tonight, no one can touch me…..(sits back down)


Sonic: Maybe for this week…..


Rouge: (rolls eyes) GET ON WITH IT!


Nintega: Well, after that shocking moment…..the final one does go to……..


…………………………………….


……………………………………………….


……………………………………………


……………..(anticipation)……


……………………………………………….


…………………………………………………


Nintgea: Dr. Eggman!


Vector: What!?!?! Rouge! You evil little *bleep*


(Rouge stares shockingly)


Dr. Eggman: Sorry dude……..


Vector: It’s fine…..JUST FINE! See ya! I hated this show anyways! Rouge…..I hope you die!


(Vector walks down the dock of shame angrily and leaves on the boast of losers)


Nintega: Well that’s that…..goodnight everyone!




-Confessional-


Rouge: Like I said…..too easy……hehe…..bye Vector!




Nintega: If you thought that was shocking aswell……then you should also watch the next episode of! Total……..Nintega……Island!!!

Epsiode 9 - "Crazy Canoeing"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The campers were subject to an intense game of paintball, with a little twist. Each team had a set of deer and hunters. The team that was the least covered in paint at the end of the challenge won. But, Team Sonic opened fired on their own team because Rouge stole Vector’s contacts and Dr. Eggman’s glasses. At the end of the day, Team Sonic was forced to vote off rather Vector or Dr. Eggman because of what Rouge did behind their backs, until Dr. Eggman reveled Rouge’s scheming. Vector was sent home that night……..


Nintega: Will Rouge survive another episode? Or will Team Sonic win and keep Rouge on another episode? Find out right now on……Total…….Nintega……Island!!




Nintega: ALRIGHT CAMPERS, TIME FOR YET ANOTHER CHALLENGE!


The Cast: ugghhh………


Nintega: I’m sorry to put you guys through all that trouble……..


Ryan: You don’t now the half of it……….


Knuckles: I think he does know………


Sonic: Yeah……by camera….but he doesn’t care….


Nintega: That’s about one hundred percent correct!


Ryan: Yeah….we know……


Nintega: Anyways…….your next challenge is a canoe ride……..


Mario: Thata doesn’t seema so hard…….


Nintega: Your right, the paddling part is……..but the walking and running away from animals is the hard part…………..


Rouge: I’m sorry the what and the who?


Nintega: You heard me……..let’s head to the beach!




Nintega: Each team needs to paddle to the haunted island of…….BONEY ISLAND!


Ryan: Like from the total drama series?


Nintega: Basically……we’re using the same island too…….


Nintega: Once your team arrives at the island, you must walk your canoe to the other side of the island without something killing you……


Luigi: Withouta something…..*gulp*…….killing us!?!?


Nintega: Yep! Afterwards the team with the biggest bonfire gets a special prize that will help them in the next episode! GO!




Tails: According to my calculations, we must have lightest amount of people in each canoe…..so they go faster……


Rouge: Whatever……..GET INTO THE CANOES!


Tails: But I calculated!


Shadow: Who cares! We just need to get ahead!


Tails: *sighs*




Mario: Okaya people! Let’sa get ahead!


Team Mario: YEAH!




(The teams paddle through the water towards the canoe)


Peach: Wow! Look at that big skull!


Luigi: Oh no! Ita is haunted! AHHHHH!


Mario: Calma down! We’rea not gonna die!


Wario: I don’t know…….it seems pretty spooky don’t you think Waluigi?


Waluigi: Hahaha! Yes…..waa…..very spooky….hopefully we make it…..hehehe……


Mario: Justa ignorea him Luigi…….they’re justa trying toa make usa scared………




(The teams both make it to shore)


Sonic: Finally! We’re here!


Tails: Yeah because of my brilliant calculations!


Knuckles: Ummm….no, you were almost crying on the way here…..


Tails: No I wasn’t!


Ryan: Yes you were (as she walks by)


Tails: I know……..


Shadow: Come on, we’re not done yet!


Mario: Neither are we!


(Team Mario pulls ahead)


(Team Sonic fallows)




Luigi: Didn’ta Nintega say thata there wasa dangerousa things outa here!?!?!?


Mario: Mosta likely……buta we won’ta encountera them……..




Tails: According to the map…….we’re lost……


Rouge: No we’re not! DON’T SAY THAT!


(Ryan takes the map away from Tails)


Ryan: (stares at it)…….ummmm……actually…..we are…..


Team Sonic: AHHHHH!!!!

Shadow: Calm down, at least it isn't as bad as that weird creature staring at us.........

Ryan: (looks worried).....uhhh......I think we need to leave.......NOW!

Team Sonic: (as they're running away) ahhhhh!!!!




Peach: Oh my gosh! I see the beach!


Mario: WHOOPIE!!!


(Team Mario runs to the beach)


Donkey Kong: We made it!


(Team Sonic gets to the beach right after them)


Tails: We almost made it!


Team Sonic: SHUT IT!




Nintega: Alright campers, you must now make a bonfire…….the team with the biggest bonfire gets a special prize that will help them in the next challenge………..


Nintega: GO! GO! GO!


Tails: Okay……we need at least 14.5 pieces of wood to make a bonfire about 6 feet high and with a circumference from the heat about 12 feet from the center……..


Dr. Eggman: That’s enough! You made my head turn to jello!


Ryan: Nothing new……come on you guys…..get more wood!


Dr. Eggman: (rolls eyes)




(Team Mario has plenty of wood, but no heat source)


Wario: Way to go…..we had to vote out Bowser……..HE COULD BE HELPING US LIGHT OUR FIRE!


Mario: Hey…..you voted for him too………


Wario: Well maybe……WE SHOULD HAVE VOTED YOU OFF!!!!!


(Mario and Wario glare at eachother)


Sonic: Well at least we don’t act like that………..


Rouge: I don’t know…….Tails is getting on my nerves


(Sonic and Ryan stare at Tails who is trying to identify a plant)


Sonic: Yeah…..he’s getting on mine too…….




(BOOM!)


(Sonic and Ryan look quickly behind them at the big explosion)


Ryan: Holy cow!!!!!


Nintega: Very right Ryan! Congratulations Team Mario! You get the special prize! Super Pepper!


Wario: Pepper what does that help! Forget this! Waluigi throw this into the lake……..


Waluigi: Waaa……my pleasure……


(Waluigi throws the pepper into the lake)


(Team Mario folds their arms)


Nintega: Oh well……..I guess they don’t know what tomorrow’s challenge is then…..


Wario: Like we care……..


Nintega: You guys aren’t done yet……..PADDLE TO CAMP! GO!




(The Teams quickly paddle towards camp)


Tails: Wait you guys!


(Team Sonic leaves him behind)


Mario: Hurry!!!


Sonic: PADDLE!!!


………………………………………


………………………………………


(Team Sonic makes it ashore first)


Team Sonic: Yes!


(Team Mario fallows behind them)


Mario: What?!?!?! NO!!!


Wario: We lost again!?!?! Way to go guys…….


Nintega: Not so fast! Team Sonic is missing someone!


Rouge: Who else? Everyone’s here……..


Nintega: Except……..


Ryan: (looks around) TAILS! WE LEFT HIM BEHIND!


Shadow: *facepalm* Crap……..


Tails: I made it!


(Team Sonic stares angrily)


Tails: What?


Nintega: Team Mario wins!!


(Team Mario cheers)


Nintega: Team Sonic…..head to the bonfire…..yet again…..


Team Sonic: awww……




Nintega: Well, you’re back here again……..


Rouge: Isn’t suprising…….(looks around)


Rouge: Look at our team……..


(Everyone stares angrily at Rouge)


Rouge: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: Marshmallows go to……..Eggman, Knuckles, Ryan, Shadow, and Sonic…….


(Eggman. Knuckles, Ryan, Shadow, and Sonic cheer)


Nintega: Well it seems like rather Tails or Rouge is going home tonight…..


(Tails stares very worried)


(Rouge looks at her nails)


Nintega: It goes to……….


…………………………………..


………………………………………….


…………………………………………


………………….(anticipation)………….


……………………………………………….


……………………………………………


…………………………………..


Nintega: ROUGE!


Tails: (stands up) WHAT!?!? Why me?!??!


Ryan: Because you were the most annoying person we’ve have ever seen today!


Sonic: (nods)


Tails: (fights tears) FINE! I’ll just leave!


(Tails cries down the dock of shame and leaves on the boat of losers)


Nintega: Well it is a goodbye for Tails! See what happens on the next episode of! Total….Nintega…..Island!!!!

Episode 10 - "Cruel Cookery"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: Canoeing! How fun………everyone needed to paddle to Boney Island without basically dying…….Team Sonic hade their hopes high in the beginning but Tails drove his team down by talking about mathematical things and sense of direction. Even though Team Sonic made to back to camp first, they accidently left Tails behind due his slacking off. In the end the team was son ticked off at Tails that he was sent home……….


Nintega: Today we have a challenge that will definitely show who hates who in the most insane cook of on the planet! Find out what happens on this dramatic episode of! Total….Nintega……Island!!!




(Everyone is on the beach relaxing and having fun)


(Nintega walks in)


Nintega: Hello campers!


(Ryan is laying in a lawnchair)


Ryan: (takes off sunglasses) please don’t tell me that we have a challenge today……..I’m relaxing……


Nintega: Oh don’t worry…..this challenge is all indoors……unless you’re the person carrying in all of your “cargo”…….


Rouge: Cargo?


Nintgea: Yep! Your guys’ next challenge is a cook off!


Nintgea: Fallow me to the mess hall………..


(Everyone fallows)




Nintega: Each team must pick a team captain…….(Rouge interrupts him)


Rouge: Team captain! Called it!


Ryan: Who said you’re team captain?


Rouge: I did….just now……


Ryan: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: You must create the most delicious food, particularly better than your opponent’s……


Nintega: You must have three different dishes of food……the appetizer, the main dish, and then desert…..


Nintega: The team with the most delicious food gets to move on……..I’ll be the judge by the way……..


Nintega: (Points out the window to a big food truck) That is where you’ll gather all your ingredients………..


Nintega: GO!




Rouge: (holds a clip board with list of food items) we’re going to make a big chef salad for the appetizer, a big plate of ribs for the main course, and an apple crumble for desert………


Rouge: Shadow and Knuckles you’ll handle the main course……Ryan and Sonic you’ll handle the desert……and Dr. Eggman will handle the appetizer…….


Dr. Eggman: I don’t know if I can cook that…….


Ryan: It’s a salad……you don’t cook it…….


Dr. Eggman: Oh….then how do you make it………


Rouge: (slams down a piece of paper next to him)…….here are the ingredients and directions to make it……WE ARE NOT GOING TO LOOSE!


Dr. Eggman: (stares at the recipe)….*gulp*




Mario: I’lla be heada chef……..for thea appetizer we’lla make ana easy platter ofa Chips and Salsa, for thea maina course we’lla make……….


Luigi: SPAGHETTI!!! Mario: yes…..spagehetti…….anda fora thea desert we’lla make a slice of red velvet cake!


Wario: Who said you’re team captain?


Waluig: waa….yeah……


Peach: He did…just now….


Wario: (P. O.’d face)


Mario: Peach and Luigi…..you’lla make thea appetizer, Wario and Waluigi…..you’lla make thea the main course, and Donkey Kong and Yoshi…..you’ll makea thea desert! Let’sa go!




Ryan: No…no…..Sonic! You have to make sure the crumbs are on the outside and the middle……


Sonic: It doesn’t matter…….


Ryan: Fine, if you want us to loose it’s just fine…..


Sonic: What’s wrong with me just sprinkling it on here?


Ryan: (Holds the recipe up)


Sonic: Oh……




Wario: Wario……spaghetti huh? I know how to make that a million times better! Garlic!


Team Mario: NOOOO!!!


(Wario puts the garlic on the spaghetti)


Mario: Youa don’ta put garlic ona spaghetti!!


Wario: Why not? I do?


Yoshi: That’s because you love garlic!


Mario: Thesea tomatoes are from Princessa Peach’s garden! They are too sensitive to strong flavors! Nowa youa won’t be able toa taste thea tomatoa sauce!!!


Wario: (looks at the spaghetti) oopps…




Rouge: Looking good you guys! We might just win THIS time…….




-Confessional-


Ryan: I don’t know why….but I think Rouge is bipolar……she goes from mean to motivational………..




Ryan: We’re done!


Dr. Eggman: I’m done!


Sonic: You didn’t cook it did you?


Dr. Eggman: Nope!


Rouge: Knuckles, Shadow? What about you?


Knuckles: uhh……I think we did it right……


Rouge: (tastes the ribs)


Rouge: *gasp* oh my god……it’s…..it’s……AMAZING!


(Ryan tastes it)


Ryan: Wow…..good job you guys!


(Knuckles smiles proudly, Shadow folds arms)




Nintega: Ding! Ding! Time for eats!


(Team Sonic brings out amazing looking food)


Nintega: Wow! You guys might have just won! (Tastes the appetizer)


Nintega: neyaa……6…


Nintega: (tastes main dish) INCREDIBLE! 10!


(Team Mario gasps)


Nintega: (tastes desert) interesting…….8!


Ryan and Sonic: Yes! (gives each other a high five)


Nintega: Team Sonic rounds out their points to…..24 points! Can Team Mario beat it?


(Mario stares nervously at their food)


Nintega: (looks at the appetizer) Seems festive…….(takes bite)…….9! Tasty!


Nintega: (plugs nose) Yuck! What is that smell?!?!


Wario: Uhh…..hehe….garlic……..


Nintega: You put garlic on spaghetti? Gross……..(takes bite)


Nintega: (Spits it out) Yuck…….(wipes mouth)……5……..I did like the noodles…….


(Team Mario gasps and stares angrily at Wario)


Wario: (looks nervous)


(Peach brings out the desert, but Waluigi walks up to her)


Waluigi: I’ll carry it over…..


(Peach hands the dish to Waluigi)


Waluigi: Here you GOOOO!!!! (Waluigi trips and falls making the desert fall on Nintega)


(Team Mario gasps)


Nintega: (Wipes desert of eyes and tastes it)….even though it fell on my head……it was really good!! 8!


Mario: Way toa go youa too! Wea just lost!!!


Nintega: Actually if Wario and Waluigi hadn’t thrown the special pepper into the lake…you guys might have won…..


Team Mario: WHAT!?!?!?!


Nintega: Yep! If you added the special pepper to the main dish, it adds 15 points! Too bad huh……


Team Mario: *gasps* (stares angrily at Wario and Waluigi)


Nintega: Team Sonic wins!


(Team Sonic cheers)


Nintega: You guys get a five star meal tonight!


Team Sonic: *gasps* YAAAAYYYY!!!!


(Team Sonic runs outside the mess hall)


Nintega: Team Mario, looks like I’ll be seeing you at the bonfire tonight……….


Team Sonic: *sighs*




Nintega: Well…..I can tell that there is a lot of hate in this group…..let’s start!!


Nintega: The first one goes to………Mario!


Mario: Yes!


Nintega: Luigi and Peach!


Peach eeeeee!!!


Luigi: Whoopie!!


Nintega: Donkey Kong…….


(gets up and claims marshmallow)


Nintega: Yoshi!


Yoshi: YOSHI!!


Nintega: Well…..it looks like it’s down to Wario and Waluigi………


(stares nervously at eachother)


Nintega: It goes to……………


………………………………………………………..


……………………………………………………………..


……………………………………………….


……………(anticipation)…………………


…………………………………………………


……………………………………………………….


……………………………………….


…………………………………………….


Nintega: NO ONE!


Wario and Waluigi: HUH!?!?


Nintega: It was a tie!


Mario: Great…..now wea have toa wait untila they compete in a different challenge untila wea see whoa goesa home………………


Nintega: Actually…..NOPE!


Mario: HUH!?!??


Nintega: Since there was a lot of dumb mistakes and a lot of hate towards these two…….they’re both gonna leave…………


Wario and Waluigi: WHAT!?!??


Nintega: Yep!


Wario: How it getting rid of us going to make things easier?


Nintega: I don’t know…..you both just really annoy me….and plus I really really want to get to the final ten……….


(Wario and Waluigi leave)


Nintega: One more challenge and we’ll be in the middle of the season folks! Find out how it goes down next time! On! Total……..Nintega……Island!!!!

Episode 11 - "The Trust Game"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The campers were subject to a cruel cook off! The team that had the best food won the challenge. There were stare downs, arguments, and most of all……..clumsiness……..Due to Wario and Waluigi screwing up Team Mario’s chances of winning by throwing their secret weapon away, and destroying two of their dishes. Both of them were sent home because of all the hate that went towards them……..


Nintega: Now that we’re just one bonfire ceremony away from the final 10! Today we’re gonna see who trusts who…….in the game of TRUST! Find out what happens on this episode of! Total……Nintega……Island!!!




Nintega: WAKE UP CAMPERS!!!


The Cast: AHHHH!!!




Nintega: Guess what!


Shadow: You found a better job……


Nintega: (glares)….no…… we’re just one bonfire away from the final 10!


(Everyone cheers)


Nintega: That’s why today’s challenge is going to be based around trust!


Ryan: What?!?!?


Rouge: What!?!?!?!


Sonic: What!?!?!


Nintega: YES!


Nintega: And I can tell that there is definitely something going on in the Sonic Team……..buuut……after Team Mario voted out Wario and Waluigi……..it looks like it might just be a win for Team Mario tonight!


Team Mario: YEAH!!


Shadow: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: Let’s head to the first trust game!




(everyone fallows Nintega to some cliffs)


Nintega: Two people from each team will compete in this part of the challenge……..one will climb and the other will try to keep their team member from falling…………


Nintega: But the cliff might be stocked with something other than rocks……..there are nails, oil slicks, and most importantly………DYNAMITE!


Ryan: DYNAMITE!?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY!?!?!?


Nintega: Maybe……that’s why Rouge and Ryan are competing in this challenge!


Ryan: WHAT!?!? (looks at Rouge)


Rouge: (waves with an evil face)


Ryan: I’m gonna die…….


Sonic: (puts his hand on her shoulder)…..listen…..you’ll be okay…….if Rouge makes you fall……I’ll throw her off from the top……


Ryan: (Smiles happily)……(gives Sonic a hug)……Thanks Sonic…….(heads to the cliff)


(Sonic glares at Rouge)


Rouge: (Rolls eyes)




-Confessional-


Rouge: I can’t believe they’d think I would drop her off a cliff……I’m not that sinister people! I’m not gonna drop a challenge just to kill her…………yet………(smiles in an evil way)




Nintega: Team Mario…….Donkey Kong and Mario will compete in this one………


Mario and Donkey Kong: Yeah! (gives each other a high five)


Nintega: Go!


(Donkey Kong struggles at the beginning, and Ryan pulls ahead)


Ryan: (pricks her hand on a nail) OWWW!! (falls off)


Ryan: (screams and she falls)


Rouge: (stops her from falling)……It’s okay! I’ve got you!


Ryan: (is relived)


(Ryan continues back up the mountain)


(Donkey Kong struggles up the mountain)


Ryan: (reaches her hand to the top of the cliff) I DID IT!!


Rouge: (cheers)


Nintega: Surprising huh? TEAM SONIC WINS THE FIRST POINT!


Team Sonic: Yes!


Nintega: Follow me to your next challenge!!




Nintega: The next challenge is a cooking challenge!


Knuckles: Ha! We did this yesterday…….this will be easy…..


Nintega: Oh…..will it?


Nintega: Team Sonic will be Knuckles and Dr. Eggman………and Team Mario will be Luigi and Peach……..


Nintega: You guys must pick a person who eats and a person who cooks……..


Knuckles: You can cook……right?


Dr. Eggman: Yes…….I think…….


Luigi: Peach…..you’rea gooda cook! You cana cook!


Peach: Okay Luigi…….


Nintega: You must cook this traditional Japanese poison blowfish…….


Knuckles: Poison!?!??!


Nintega: You must carefully cut the blowfish so you don’t release any deadly toxins……….the poison paralyzes the nerves……AND……there is no antidote!


(Everyone looks worried)


Nintega: Go!


Chef: (picks up the blowfish out of a fishtank) FISHIES! MEET YOUR MAKA’!


Peach: (stares at the fish)………..oh wow…….poison huh?


Luigi: Youa know how toa cook anyathing Peach! You cana doa this!


Peach: Alright…..if you say so…..


Knuckles: You know how to cook it right! RIGHT!


Dr. Eggman: I….I…I think….


Knuckles: (stares at fish nervously)


(they begin to cook)


(Peach makes a perfect looking dish)


(Dr. Eggman makes a messed up dish)


Peach: Done!...(slides the plate towards Luigi)


Luigi: (picks up a piece at looks nervously at it)


(Luigi inches the piece towards his mouth)


Luigi: (chews it) (smiles)……Amazing!


Nintega: Point for you guys! If Knuckles also eats a piece he wins a point also!


Dr. Eggman: (stares nervously at it, puts ketchup on it)


Dr. Eggman: Done!.....(slides plate towards Knuckles)


Knuckles: (stares at it)……uhhhh……I CAN’T DO THIS! I CAN’T EAT IT!


Nintega: And the only points go to Team Mario!


Team Mario: Yay!!!


Dr. Eggman: grr…..YOU’RE GONNA EAT IT! (shoves a piece into Knuckle’s mouth)


Knuckles: (chews it)…..(smiles)……(throws up and face begins to turn blue)………


(in a bloated voice)Knuckles: I thought you said you could cook?!?!?


Dr. Eggman: I thought I could too…..


Knuckles: (holds throat)….you’re gonna pay…….


Nintega: NEXT CHALLENGE!




(they walk to a trapeze extended over a pool of jellyfish)


Nintega: The blind trapeze trust challenge……my favorite! The team who wins this one…..WINS!


Nintega: Shadow and Sonic, you’ll be competing in this one!


Sonic and Shadow: What?!?!?!? (glares at each other)


Nintega: And Yoshi annnnnnddd……..(looks around)….uneven teams? Oh well, since Mario is kind of the “team captain”……he’ll compete in this one with Yoshi………


Mario: We cana doa this Yoshi! I’ll jump!


Yoshi: I can catch you! Don’t worry………


Shadow: I’ll catch……


Sonic: Fine….I’ll jump…….


Nintega: Go!




Yoshi: Okay Mario……1……2……….3! Jump!


(Mario jumps and Yoshi catches him)


Team Mario: YAY!!!!


Nintega: They definitely brought a point for Team Mario! Team Sonic…..you’re up!


Sonic: If I fall into that pit of jellyfish……IM GONNA KILL YOU!


Shadow: Whatever…….just jump you ninny…….


Sonic: (Folds arms) I won’t……..


Shadow: *facepalm*


Nintega: And the winners are…….TEAM MARIO!


Sonic: (takes off blind fold) WHAT!?!??


(Team Sonic stares angrily at Sonic)


Shadow: Way to go you……..whoa!! (Shadow falls of the trapeze and lands in the pit of jellyfish)


Sonic: (Sonic walks to the edge) (Laughs) HAHAHAHA!!!! That’s what you get for being a…..whoa! (falls in)………


Sonic and Shadow: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!


Ryan: Great we lost……..so much for winning streak……


Nintega: Team Sonic! Fallow me to the bonfire ceremony!




Nintega: Look around you guys! Because all but one of you! Is in the final 10 right now…….


(Everyone looks around nervously)


Nintega: The first ones go to……………..Ryan and Rouge! Since you guys were the only ones who made a point for your team……


Ryan and Rouge: Yes!


(they grab a marshmallow)


Nintega: Knuckles………


Nintega: (stares at Sonic, Shadow, and Dr. Eggman) You guys got a lot of votes tonight……..The next one goes toooooooooo…………..Shadow!


Shadow: (stares at Sonic with an evil grin)


(Sonic looks around nervously)


Nintega: Sonic….Eggman……The final one goes to……………..


………………………………………………..


…………………………………………………………


…………………………………………………………


………………(anticipation)…………….


………………………………………………………….


……………………………………………….


………………………………………………………


Nintega: Sonic!


Sonic: YES!! Take that Shadow!!


Shadow: (rolls eyes)


Dr. Eggman: What!?!??! Why am I out! Those two (points at Sonic and Shadow) They failed the most!


Ryan: Yeah…..but Knuckles was very persuasive…………


Knuckles: (waves with an evil grin)


Dr. Eggman: (glares) YOU’ll ALL SUFFER TH WRATH OF DR. EGGMAN!!!


Dr. Eggman: HAHAHHAAHA!!!!!


(runs on the dock of shame and falls into the boat of losers)


Dr. Eggman: BYE LOSERS!


(Everyone glares)


Nintega: Well that was surprising wasn’t it? We are now in the final 10! And you won’t believe what happens on the next episode of! Total….Nintega…..Island!!!

Episode 12 - "Final Ten Toughness!"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The remaining eleven campers were put through a grueling test, trust. In the challenge, there were three different tests that members from each team had to compete in. But due to Eggman nearly killing Knuckles, and Sonic refusing to trust Shadow, Team Sonic lost. Eggman was sent home due to Knuckles’ persuasive ways behind the scenes.


Nintega: We are now in the final 10! And I’m adding two new people to the competition that will kick the show up to thermo-nuclear! What insane challenge do we have in store for our final 10….well….12! Find out now! On! Total…..Nintega…….Island!




(Everyone is relaxing on the beach)


(over the intercom)Nintega: HELLO TEAMS!


Rouge: What sick challenge could you possibly have for us today………..


Nintega: (Walks out from the microphone area) Oh…..you’ll find out! Hehehehe…..


Nintega: Congratulations to you all!


Ryan: For what?


Nintega: Making it to the final 10!


Sonic: What’s so exciting about that?


Nintega: Well, first of all, your half way between the season…..annnnnnddd…….


Rouge:……….(gets annoyed) WHAT! WHAT! What is it!


Nintega: The teams are now dissolved!


Knuckles: Dissolved? Meaning, no more teams?


Nintega: Yep!


(Everyone cheers)


Nintega: Buuuuut…….you guys are really that fun anymore….soooo…….I’m adding two new competitors to our season!


Rouge: In the middle of it? Are you serious?


Ryan: I thought you said we were the final….10! Not 12!


Nintega: Well, that’s depressing isn’t it…….well I think most of you might know who these guys are!


(Petey Piranha and Espio appear on a boat in the distance)


Rouge: No…..not him……anything but him!


(runs up to Nintega)


Rouge: YOU CAN NOT PUT ESPIO IN THIS GAME NINTEGA! He……he…..


Nintega: (takes Rouge’s hands off his shirt) he what?


Rouge: He’s too good of a player! He’ll beat us all! It’s not fair!


Nintega: I told you……I’m full of surprises……..


Mario: Whya did youa bringa him? (points at Petey)


Nintega: I don’t really know……no one else wanted to join in your videogame world……..


Mario: aww…*facepalm*


Petey: (gibberish)


Peach: What? I can’t understand what he’s saying! SPEAK LOUDER!


Peter: ROAR!!!!!


Peach: Oh! Okay! He said….ROOOAAARRR!


Mario: Yeah……wea know…….


(Espio walks off the boat)


Espio: (Walks towards Rouge)..Did ya miss me?


Rouge: Oh please……Me missing you…..huh…..it’s a crime………..


Episo: Whatever………I know that you’re still terrified of me because I freaked all of you out, used insane strategy, and kicked everyone off that reality show two years ago…………


Rouge: (looks around nervously) I don’t know what you’re talking about……


Espio: Oh you know……when I kicked off the guy of your dreams in the final three…….


Rouge: (turns around and slaps Espio) You only won because you cheated! I would have won! But no……I have to be stuck on this show……


Espio: That’s why I know I’m gonna winning this show too……..hehehe……


Rouge: (rolls eyes and walks away)


Nintega: Alright! Follow me for your next challenge!


Petey: BLLAARRGGG!!!!!


Nintega: uhhhh……..yeah…….




Nintega: This challenge of endurance! And since the teams are dissolved………..the person who stands out the longest wins something called “invincibility”!


Peach: What’s that?


Petey: BLLLLARRRGGGHHH!!!


Rouge: WOULD YOU SHUT IT ALREADY!


Petey: (turns around and roars, covering Rouge in drool)


Rouge: (P.O.’d face) Point taken………


Nintega:….as I was saying……the person with invincibility won’t get voted off that night!


(Everyone cheers)


Petey: BBBLLLAARRRGGGHH!!


Nintega: (stares with disgust) maybe adding him was a mistake………


Nintega: Anywho……the first person who gets endure a torture issssss……….RYAN!


Ryan: What?!?!? Why me?!?!?


Nintega: I don’t know…….YOU’RE UP!


Ryan: (Walks up) Oh great…….


Nintega: Ryan your form of torture is……….Wear a shirt of bumble-bees for 12 seconds!


Ryan: What? That isn’t too hard right?


Nintega: Let’s find out………CHEF!


(Chef lathers honey on Ryan’s T-shirt)


Ryan: (looks at her honey covered shirt) Eww…….


(Chef opens the hive door, and the bees swarm onto Ryan’s shirt)


Ryan: Oh wow……..that’s a lot of bees……..how long is it again?


Nintega: 12 seconds! GO!


Ryan: (looks at all of the bees) Oh wow………


Nintega: DONE! Ryan makes it to the next round of torture!


(Bees swarm off Ryan)


Ryan: (dusts self off) Great…..


(Peach, Knuckles, and Yoshi fail at their torture)


Nintega: Well, let’s see who’s left………..Ryan, Sonic, Shadow, Rouge, Mario, Luigi, Espio, Petey…….


Petey: BLLLLAAARRGGGHH!!


Nintega: (Stares)………as I was saying……and Donkey Kong……….


Nintega: Luigi! You’re up next!


Luigi: (looks around) Oh no…….


Nintega: Luigi, you must be strapped to this wheel. It will spin around while Chef throws knifes at it…….


Luigi: *gulps*……nope……I’m not doing that…..


Nintega: Suit yourself………


(Shadow, Mario, Ryan, and Sonic fail at their torture)


Nintega: Wow, five outs in a row…….it’s down to Rouge, Espio and Petey………


Nintega: Espio, you’re up next!


Espio: (rolls eyes) great….


Rouge: Don’t fail!


Espio: (as he walks by) Don’t forget to put on that ointment for your……..


Rouge: SHHHHUUUUSHHHH!!


Espio: (grins in an evil way)


(Everyone laughs at Rouge)


Rouge: (stands up angrily) He made it up! I swear!


Shadow: Whatever sunshine……


Rouge: SHUT IT!




(Espio completes his challenge and Petey loses his)


Petey: BBBBLLLLLAAARRRGGHHH!!


Nintega: (stares)……..uhh…..yeah….you’re out…….


Petey: (in an upset tone) Blargh…….


Nintega: Now it’s down to Rouge and Espio! Rouge if you complete this form of torture, you beat Espio and win invincibility!


Rouge: (smiles evilly at Espio) Let’s start…….




Nintega: If you can beat this bear at a round of log rolling, you win!


Rouge: Log rolling? Does that even exist!??!


Nintega: Oh, it sure does! GO!


Rouge: (stutters on the log)


(The bear looks evilly at her)


(The log begins to spin with the bear in the lead)


Rouge: Whoa! WHOA!......(looks at the bear who is making faces)


Rouge: (stares angrily) RAWR! (spins the log quickly)


(The bear loses footing and falls off)


Rouge: YES!


Espio: WHAT!?!??!


Nintega: YEP!


Nintega: Rouge wins immunity! See you guys at the bonfire tonight!




Nintega: Well, it’s been a long day…….


Sonic: You don’t know the half of it…….


Nintega: Yeah…..but I saw ALL of it! Hahahaha!


Sonic: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: Since Rouge has won immunity, you can’t vote for her……..


Espio: (stands up angrily) WHAT!?!?!?


Nintega: That’s how the game works………so, Rouge……here is your marshmallow!


Rouge: (catches it and looks evilly at Espio)


(Espio begins to look nervous)


Nintega: The first on goes to……………Sonic…


Sonic: (catches marshmallow)


Nintega: Then………Shadow, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Ryan!


(They cheer)


Nintega: Knuckles……


Knuckles: YES!


Nintega: Donkey Kong and Yoshi!


Yoshi: YAY!


Donkey Kong: Woohoo!


Nintega: Petey…..Espio…..this is the final marshmallow……


Espio: (looks at Rouge nervously)


Rouge: (waves with an evil grin)


Nintega: It goes to……….


…………………………………………..


…………………………………………….


……………………………………………..


……..(anticipation)…………………..


…………………………………………..


……………………………………………….


……………………………………


Nintega:…………Espio…….


Rouge: WHAT!?!?!


Espio: YEAH! (holds up marshmallow)


Rouge: But I told you guys to vote for him!


Ryan: Yeah, but wouldn’t you rather have HIM gone (points at Petey)……


Nintega: Well it looks like dock of shame for you Petey!


Petey: BBBLLARRRGGGGHHH?


Nintega: Yep! See ya! (in a quiet voice) finally……


(Petey walks down the dock of shame skipping and leaves on the boat of losers)


Nintega: Thank god he’s gone…….OH! uhhh…….Will Rouge and Espio kill eachother?


Rouge and Espio: WE’RE THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!


Nintega: Who gets voted off next? Find out next time on! Total……Nintega……Island!!!!

Episode 13 - "X Marks the Spot"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The campers were welcomed into the final 10, until I added two more players…..which made it the final 12 instead……..


Nintega: The challenge was a torture test, campers needed to complete their torture in order to make it to the next round……..in the end Rouge won invincibility because she defeated a circus bear in a game of log rolling…………After countless times of random gibberish, Petey was sent home…….proving that I need to only add players if they can speak normally…..man…….he was annoying!!


Nintega: But today is a regular scavenger hunt to find treasure chests! Or at least the keys that open the treasure chest……..find out what happens on this episode of! Total……..Nintega……..Island!




Nintega: WAKE UP CAMPERS! IT’S TIME FOR YOUR FINAL 11 CHALLENGE!


(Everyone walks out of their cabins)


Ryan: Are you sure this time? Or are you going to add another person……..


Nintega: (glares) I might think about it……buuuut…I kinda want to see who wins this thing…….


Rouge: Which will be me…..


(Shadow pushes Rouge over)


Shadow: (points at self) Actually me…….


(Before they begin to argue, Ryan interrupts them)


Ryan: BUT! No one………you can’t predict that……..unless you have a secret weapon……I don’t think so….




-Confessional-


Shadow: Oh please………she doesn’t know when it will hit her……….




Rouge: I can’t believe she thinks that………I will win people……..I do have a secret weapon………it’s called an alliance……but I need someone dumb enough to do whatever I say………


(From outside)Peach: Can you hurry up! I think I left my phone in there!


Rouge: (picks up a banana peel that shows Peach’s name) Perfect…………




(Rouge walks out of the confessional)


Rouge: Oh! You don’t mean this do you? (Shows Peach the banana peel)


Peach: YES! YES! MY PHONE! Thanks……I thought I lost it……………


Rouge: (rolls eyes) Listen….Peach……


Peach: Yeah?


Rouge: How would you like to join me in the final two?


Peach: Really!??!? You can do that!??!


Rouge: Yep! You just have to do whatever I say……or I can’t protect you……..


Peach: Okay!




Nintega: Alright! Pick a card out of the hat!


Shadow: I thought this was a treasure hunt…….not a magic show………..


Nintega: (glares)……On the card will be an area where you’ll find the key to open your treasure chest……..


Mario: Ia thought thata youa were supposed toa find thea treasure chest………….


Nintgea: Yeah…..but…….I thought it would be a ton harder if you were to try and find the key instead…..PICK A CARD!


(Mario picks a shark card)


Mario: Surrounded bya sharks? How original………


(Sonic picks the lake card)


Sonic: WHAT!?!?? NO!!! I CAN’T SWIM!!!


Nintgea: Too bad…….Luigi your turn!


(Luigi picks the ghost card)


Luigi: *gasps* WHAT!??! NO! I HATE GHOSTS! THEY SCARE ME!


Ryan: Where would Luigi find a ghost on this island?


Nintega: Up there! (points to an abandoned shack on top of a hill)


Ryan: (stares with a frightened expression) Oh…..good luck Luigi…….


Luigi: (shivers and then begins to climb the hill)


(Ryan picks the Karate card)


Ryan: Karate? Really? With who?


Nintega: Him! (Points at a strong looking intern)


Ryan: *sighs* this should be fun……….


(Shadow picks the tree card)


Shadow: Climbing a tree? Easy………


(Peach picks the cliff card)


Peach: (Stares at card with a worried expression)


Nintega: Don’t worry, all you have to do is jump off the cliff and grab the key which will be dangling over the cliff……….good luck!


Peach: *gulp*




Nintega: Does everyone have a card?


Rouge: I don’t……..(picks the bear card)


Rouge: A BEAR!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING!!!


Espio: Hahaha! GOOD LUCK!


Rouge: (P.O.’d face)


Espio: I have the squirrel card………if you want to trade (smiles in an evil way)


Rouge: NO! I can get this bear myself!


Espio: Whatever you say!


Rouge: Grrr……(walks away)




Mario: Sharks……oha wow…….(thinks)


(Mario throws a piece of meat across the water)


(The sharks swim away and Mario swims across and gets his key)


Mario: YES! IA GOT IT!




Sonic: (stares at the water) It’s on the lakebed? HOW DO I GET THAT!?!?!


Nintega: Just swim to the bottom……..


Sonic: OR! (grabs a stick and begins poking at the lakebed)


Nintega: Or that……(walks away)


Sonic: GRRR! I can’t get it!


Sonic: *sighs* One more time……..


(Sonic pokes at the lakebed and finally grabs the key)


Sonic: YES! WHAT NOW!




(Peach, Donkey Kong, and Yoshi complete their tasks)


Peach: Look Rouge! I got my key!


Rouge Good, now you can help me get mine…….


Peach: (stares confused) okay!




Rouge: See that? The key is around his neck…….get a stick and pick it out.


Peach: Me? Uhh……I don’t know about this Rouge……..


Rouge: Trust me, it’ll be easy………..


Peach: Okay…..(begins to poke at the key)




Ryan: A karate fight for my key? Oh, this should be easy…….I have a black belt Nintega…….


Nintega: WHAT!?!?! It didn’t say that in your contract!


Ryan: I know, I wanted it to be a surprise (stares angrily at her opponent)


(Opponent begins to look nervous)


(Ryan jumps up and kicks the opponent in the face, knocking him out)


Ryan: (holds up the key courageously)…..I WIN!


Nintgea: (looks shocked) Wow……Good job Ryan!




(Everyone walks back to camp)


(Shadow holds up his key)


Knuckles: Was it hard for you?


Shadow: Please, tree climbing isn’t that hard…………


Nintega: Okay campers, find the chest your key goes to……but try and pray that it is the invincibility basket!




Rouge: (Holds up invincibility basket) Oh look! I get invincibility! Not a surprise………….


(Everyone stares angrily)


Nintega: Alright you guys! Let’s head to the campfire……..




Nintega: I actually don’t recall any conflict in this episode……besides Rouge and Espio fighting……but that’s kinda natural………


(Espio and Rouge ignore each other)




-Confessional-


Rouge: I got invincibility again……..haha……..I was going to vote off Espio…..buuuut…..I had to think strategy…………What I need to do now is get rid of a power that’s stronger than mean…………..nice…….


Rouge: I need to convince some others to vote off someone who is nice, because the nice one’s aways make it to the end……….but when I’m around………that’s going to change (smiles in an evil way)




Nintega: The first marshmallow goes to Rouge since she has invincibility…………….


Rouge: (holds up marshmallow and stares evilly at Yoshi)


Yoshi: (Looks nervous)


Nintega: The rest of them go toooooo……..


Nintega: Sonic, Mario, Shadow, Ryan, Peach, Knuckles, Espio, Luigi……………………


Yoshi: (stares at the last marshmallow nervously)


Nintega: This is the last marshmallow………….


(Donkey Kong and Yoshi begin to look very nervous)


Nintega: It goes to…………………………….


………………………………………………………………………


………………………………………………………….


………………………………………………………………


…………..(anticipation)………………….


………………………………………………………………


……………………………………………………


………………………………………………………..


Nintega: Donkey Kong………


Donkey Kong: (looks relieved)


Yoshi: (looks upset) Why me? What did I do wrong? I’m a nice person…….


Shadow: Bingo…..


Rouge: In this point of the game, we need to destroy a power that’s stronger than mean………


Sonic: Nice………


Yoshi: FINE! I’LL LEAVE!


(Yoshi runs down the dock of shame and leaves on the boat of losers)


(Everyone waves, and then stares angrily at Rouge)


Ryan: You’re lucky you got invincibility, next time, you’re gone (stares angrily)


Rouge: (stares shocked)


Nintega: How dramatic! Watch what happens next time on! Total………Nintega……….Island!!!!

Episode 14 - "Hide and Sneak"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: It was a mega treasure hunt! Well, a treasure hunt for the key at least………..


Nintega: The campers had insanely hard ways to get their keys to open their chests. But of course, Rouge yet again was lucky enough to get the invincibility basket……..


Nintega: Afterwards, Rouge had an evil idea that she spread to the other contestants. She told them about destroying the nicer people from the game……thus saying goodbye to Yoshi last night…….


Nintega: Now we have an even harder challenge to throw at them, Hide and Seek! Will Rouge get invincibility? And will another nicer player on the show get booted off? Find out now! On! Total……Nintega……..Island!!!




(Air horn sounds)


Chef: GET UP MAGGOTS!!


(Everyone moans)


Rouge: Why this early?


Chef: BECAUSE I SAID SO!


Shadow: (rolls eyes)


Chef: Nintega isn’t here today because he’s at a special meeting. So I’m in charge!


Mario: Oha no…..


Chef: Today’s challenge is an old fashioned game of hide and seek……….


Ryan: That doesn’t seem so hard…….


Chef: Until you find out the way I play it (smiles in an evil way)


Luigi: *gulp*




-Confessional-


Luigi: Whena Chef saysa something that dramatically, youa know thata it’s gonna bea good……….anda scary……




Chef: Each of you must find a hiding spot……if you are found……..you must try to escape me and make it to the end of the dock without me squirting you with this water gun (holds up a giant water gun)


Shadow: Whatever……….this is just a game for babies, and that’s just a squirt gun……this challenge will be easy…………


Espio: Yes it will (stares at Rouge evilly)


Rouge: (glares)


Chef: Oh, so you think that it’s easy do ya?


Shadow: Yeah…..


Chef: THEN TAKE THAT!


(Chef squirts Shadow with a water gun, making him fall off the dock and into the lake)


Chef: Anyone else have a problem with it?


Everyone: No….


Chef: ALRIGHT THEN! LET’S PLAY SOME HIDE AND SEEK!




(Rouge, Peach, Ryan, and Sonic all walk down a trail)


Rouge: What a lame challenge……….Hide and Seek!?!? I mean seriously…….


Ryan: Yeah, but we still have to try and win this……….


(Espio runs up next to them)


Espio: Which will be me!


(Ryan, Rouge, Sonic, and Peach all glare)




(Donkey Kong hides up in a tree)


Donkey Kong: This should be a good spot! I hope………..




(Luigi hides on the roof of the mess hall)




Mario: Ugghh…….Ia can’t find a gooda spot!!


(looks at the roof of the mess hall)


Mario: Perfect!


(Climbs up to the top and sees Luigi)


Mario: WHAT!?!? Luigi! This isa my hiding spot!


Luigi: No it’sa not! I wasa here first!


(Mario and Luigi begin to argue)




Ryan: This looks like a good spot……….


(Jumps into the lake with a long straw)




Peach: ahhhhhhh!!!!


(Chef fallows Peach into the bathrooms)


Chef: Girl, you gon’ have to do a lot better than that……….


Peach: AHHH!!!


(Peach runs out of the bathroom and towards the dock)


Chef: Huh? NO!


(Chef sprays Peach)


Peach: Aww……


Chef: Ha!




Rouge: I guess I’ll hide here (looks at mess hall)


(Rouge walks inside)


Rouge: Yes! There! The ceiling!


(Rouge climbs onto one of the support beams on the ceiling)




Sonic: Yes! That cave will work perfectly!


(Runs inside)


Sonic: What? NO!


Shadow: Too bad, so sad……..FIND A DIFFERENT HIDING SPOT!


Sonic: (glares and walks away)


(Sonic walks outside the cave and bumps into Chef)


Chef: Hello there…….(Sprays Sonic)


Sonic: Crap…………




Knuckles: Where could I possibly hide?!?!?


(Looks around and sees the boat house)


Knuckles: Good enough for me!




(Espio hides in under the stairs of the cabins)




Chef: Let’s see……..I have Peach, Sonic and……….(bumps into a tree)


(Donkey Kong falls out of the tree)


Donkey Kong: AHHH! SHOOT!


(Chef sprays him)


Chef: And Donkey Kong……….


Donkey Kong: Aww…..




(Chef sees Luigi and Mario arguing on top of the mess hall)


Chef: Hahaha…….too easy……(sprays them off the roof)


Mario and Luigi: ahhhhh! (falls onto the ground)


Chef: You guys are done…………


Luigi: Aww…..


Mario: *sigh*




Rouge: (hangs onto the support beam) Ahhh! I can’t hold on much longer!!


(Rouge falls off the ceiling)


Rouge: Oww……


Chef: (walks up to Rouge) You’re done too……


Rouge: (has a disappointed expression)




Knuckles: AHHHHHHH!!


(Knuckles runs out of the boat house and Chef chases him)


Knuckles: NO! DON’T GET ME!


(Chef aims and sprays Knuckles)


Knuckles: (falls on face) CRAP!




Chef: Who’s left………..Espio, Shadow, and Ryan…………


Chef: (looks around and sees Espio under the stairs)


Chef: hehe……(aims and sprays Espio)


Espio: NOOO!! I WANTED INVINCIBILITY!


Sonic: Yeah, we did too…….


Espio: *sighs*




Shadow: OKAY! OKAY! I’M GOING!


(Chef pushes Shadow out of the cave)


Chef: Well that’s everyone! (looks proud) No one gets invincibility!


Sonic: What about Ryan?


Chef: *gasps* OH NO! (runs towards the dock)




(Ryan is sitting on the lifeguard chair)


Ryan: What took you so long sugar?


Chef: (nods) good work, you get invincibility!


Espio: That should have belonged to me!


Rouge: Whatever! I did more than you!


(Rouge and Espio argue)


Chef: Well, see ya at the bonfire! Hehe…….




Chef: Alright! No one can vote for Ryan! GOT THAT!


The Cast: Yes……….


Ryan: (folds arms and looks proud)


Chef: And the first one goes to………




-Confessional-


Rouge: I was gonna vote Espio off, I really want to………….buuut……..I still need to think stradegy………ugghhh……….stupid game, why couldn’t the nicer ones be eliminated first!




Chef: (throws the marshmallows) SONIC, SHADOW, MARIO, LUIGI, PEACH, ROUGE, AND KNUCKLES!


The Safe contestants: YES!!


Chef: The last one goes to (stares at Espio and Donkey Kong)……..


(Donkey Kong looks worried)


(Espio stares at marshmallow)


…………………………………………………………..


…………………………………………………………….


………………………………………………………….


……………………..(anticipation)………………


………………………………………………………….


…………………………………………………………….


…………………………………………………………


…………………………………………………………….


Chef: YOU! PURPLE THING! HERE! TAKE IT!


Espio: YES! TAKE THAT ROUGE!


Rouge: (rolls eyes)


Donkey Kong: I don’t understand………


Chef: Well ya should! You’re eliminated bro!


(Donkey Kong walks down the dock of shame sadly)


The Cast: BYE!


(Donkey Kong leaves on the boat of losers)


Chef: What’s gonna happen next? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON! TOTAL……NINTEGA…….ISLAND!

Episode 15 - "Horrific Horror"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: Chef had to take over since I was gone for last night’s challenge, but he brought the pain and lots of game! Everyone needed to take cover, well, hide the best they could so they wouldn’t get blasted across the country. Ryan won the challenge since she was the only one left standing, afterwards at the bonfire ceremony, since Rouge’s plan was still in action, Donkey Kong was sent home…….


Nintega: But now that I’m back! I have a very terrifying challenge! One that will definitely want to make them go home. Find out how is goes down! Right now! On! Total…….Nintega……Island!




(Everyone is sitting around a campfire watching a horror movie)


Shadow: Now this is more like it! A real horror movie! YEAH!


Rouge: Oh please, horror movies are for people that have no sane memory left in their head………


Luigi: Youa said it! Ia hate scarya movies…….




-Confessional-


Luigi: (blows into a paper bag) Youa know howa frightened Ia was throughout the season! This almost tops ita alla off!




Ryan: (watches uninterested) This movie is unbelievably disturbing………


Shadow: Haha, whatever……..that’s just because you were a chicken the whole season…….


Ryan: I WAS NOT! THAT WAS LUIGI!


Luigi: (looks around) It’sa true! (continues to breath into a paper bag)


Shadow: If today’s challenge is based around horror, you are all gonna lose…….


Sonic: Whatever man, I am like the biggest fan there is when it comes to scary movies!


(Sonic jumps out behind Ryan)


Ryan: (screams) Dude! Why scare me like that?


Sonic: Because it’s hilarious, and I forgot your worst fear is a real life……..HORROR!


Ryan: (plugs ears) SHUT IT! I hate that word!


Shadow: What? Horror…….


Ryan: YES! That one! It reminds me of my fear…….


Rouge: How pathetic ……….


Espio: You should talk…….You peed at a school dance because someone scared you…….


Rouge: (blushes) I DID NOT! THAT WAS YOU!


Espio: Whatever leaky…….


Rouge: SHUT IT!


(Nintega jumps out from the bushes which makes everyone scream)


Luigi: (screams like a girl)


(Everyone stares)


Luigi: WHAT? I hate being scared okay!


Nintega: Then you’ll most likely lose todays challenge! A psycho killer theme!


Shadow: YES!


Luigi: nooo!


Nintega: YEP! If you get chase into our “Panic Tent” by the killer, you lose! That last contestant left standing wins!


Shadow: Alright let’s start!


Nintega: WAIT! The person who we think will be the most scared from today’s challenge will be eliminated!


Luigi: *sigh* I guess I’m going home then……..


Ryan: Or me………


Peach: Don’t worry you guys, just try your best!


Rouge: (glares at Peach)


Peach: (looks at Rouge)




-Confessional-


Peach: What is Rouge’s deal? We may be in an alliance, but that doesn’t mean what I can’t help others! Does it?




Nintega: GO!


(Nintega vanishes)


Mario: Where’d hea go?


Sonic: I don’t know, let’s go!




(Everyone sits around a campfire while Shadow tells them the basics of a horror movie)


Rouge: I think we already know what a horror movie holds! I’m leaving to take a shower!


Shadow: Hey! Hey! Hey! That’s like the number one rule! Never leave by yourself and…….(gets interrupted)


Ryan: Shadow…….


Shadow: Yeah?


Ryan: She’s gone….


Shadow: *facepalm*




Rouge: Rules my butt, this is just Nintega’s crazy scheme! I’ll be fine………


(Rouge bumps into the killer)


Rouge: (looks up) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!




(Everyone hears the scream)


Luigi: OHA NO! SHE’SA DEAD!


Espio: Not really, she just lost……


Luigi: Oh……


Shadow: Does everyone understand!


Ryan: Understand what?


Shadow: What I’ve been talking about for the last half hour!


Ryan: Half hour too many……


Shadow: (glares)


(Wolf howls)


(Ryan gets scared and leans up against Shadow)


Shadow: (looks surprised and looks at Sonic)


(Sonic gives him the thumbs up)




Mario: I’ma so hungry! I’ma going toa the mess hall reala quick…….


Shadow: Then have someone go with you……..


Peach: I’ll go! Come on Mario…….


(Mario looks at Sonic)


Sonic: (Gives Mario the thumbs up)




(Mario and Peach are in the mess hall)


Peach: (Looks in the fridge) Here are some sandwiches!


Mario: YES!


(Peach and Mario begin to eat them)




Shadow: Well, they’re gonna die soon…….so……..who do we have left, Ryan, Espio, Sonic, Luigi, and Knuckles……


Knuckles: I can’t believe how stupid these guys are……..you never go anywhere alone in this kind of thing……


Shadow: I know, they’re so smoked……..




(Peach and Mario begin to make-out in the kitchen)


Mario: Peach…..don’ta you…….think thata we’re doinga somethinga wrong?


Peach: Of course not!


(They continue to make-out)


(The killer bursts in)


(Peach and Mario scream)




(Everyone hears the screams)


Shadow: *facepalm*


Ryan: Wow, so much for being in charge………


Shadow: (glares)


Luigi: Ia have toa use thea bathroom……Knuckles, come with me?


Knuckles: Sure…….


(Knuckles and Luigi walks towards the bathrooms)


Shadow: (calls towards them) DON’T DIE!


Knuckles: WE WON’T!


Sonic: They totally will……….




(Knuckles and Luigi arrive at the bathroom)


Luigi: Now, no matter what youa do……..DON’TA LEAVE!


Knuckles: Don’t worry……..


(Luigi goes inside the bathrooms)


(The Killer immerges and kidnaps Knuckles)


Luigi: Hello? (looks outside the bathroom and sees the killer)


(Luigi screams and runs towards the Panic Tent)




(Everyone hears the scream)


Shadow: Well, it’s just us four I guess…….


Espio: Yep…..


Ryan: You said it…….


Sonic: haha……..


(As everyone looks away the killer kidnaps Espio)


Shadow: (Looks towards the spot where Espio was sitting)


Sonic: No way, Espio’s gone……..


(Ryan gets kidnapped)


Shadow: (looks around) And Ryan…….


Sonic: Oh crap! We’re the last ones………


(The killer jumps out)


Shadow and Sonic: Ahh!


(Sonic runs away)


(Shadow jumps up beats up the killer)


Shadow: *pant*……That’s how I do a horror movie!


(Everyone comes back out)


Nintega: Congratulations Shadow! You Win! So you get invincibility!


Shadow: YES!


(Chef takes off the killer mask and lays in pain)


Chef: ugghh……..


Nintega: Everyone let’s head to the bonfire!




Nintega: Well, it’s pretty obvious that Shadow’s mad horror movie skills definitely helped him win……


Shadow: (looks around proud)


Nintega: Buuuut……It is also obvious that the person who is going home would beeeeee………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………


Nintega: Luigi…….Since he was scared without the killer even being there……….don’t worry dude, you will be missed………




(Luigi looks upset as he leaves on the boat of losers)


The Cast: BYE LUIGI!


Nintega: Who will get booted of next? Find out on another dramatic ceremony of of! Total……Nintega…..Island!!!

Episode 16 - "Biggest! Baddest! Bikes!"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: It was a hunt for survival! A horrific show of horror is what happened last night. The contestants had to try and escape the killer’s wraith! A.k.a Chef’s wraith……..


Nintega: Shadow tried to tell everyone about the basics of a horror movie, even though no one was listening…….Everyone was kidnapped leaving Shadow the last one standing. But since Luigi was the most freaked out during the whole episode, he was sent home……….


Nintega: But today we have a challenge that will test their mechanical skills! And today might just be the most shocking elimination of all time! Find out why! Right now on! Total……..Nintega……..Island!!!




(Everyone is relaxing on the beach)


Rouge: *sigh* I swear if we have a challenge today I am going to lose it!


Sonic: I think you already have….


(Everyone laughs)


Peach: Hahahaha!


(Rouge stares angrily at Peach)


Peach: (quits laughing)


Knuckles: I mean what’s the big deal? These challenges have been so easy………


Ryan: That’s because you haven’t been eliminated yet………


Knuckles: So? And I don’t plan on being eliminated…..


Espio: Really….




-Confessional-


Espio: Doesn’t count on being eliminated? Huh, Knuckles would be one of my main targets to take out…….beside Rouge………




Nintega: ALRIGHT CAMPERS! TIME FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!


Peach: (stares at Rouge)


Rouge: (looks at Peach) WHAT!?!?


Peach: Well it’s just that you said you were gonna lose it if we had a challenge…….


Rouge: IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH PEACH!


Peach: Hehe……


Rouge: WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING!?!?


Peach: It’s funny because Peach and Speech rhyme! Hahaha!


Rouge: *facepalm*




-Confessional-


Rouge: (talks to herself) Okay, Okay…….calm down……just six more episodes………I can do it!


(From outside)Peach: ROUGE! CAN YOU GET MY PHONE! I LEFT IT IN THERE AGAIN!


Rouge: (picks up banana peel with Peach’s name on it) *sigh*




Nintega: Today’s challenge will be a test of your mechanical skills!


Peach: What are “my candle skills”?


Ryan: Me-chan-i-cal skills……..


Peach: Oh! Like a robot!


Ryan: *sigh* Yeah, let’s go with that…………


Nintega: You must each build a bike to race on, the person who I think has the best bike gets a head start in the next part of the challenge! GO!




(Everyone looks through a pile metal)


Mario: Build a bike? How doa youa do that!?!?


Shadow: Easy….


Mario: Really?


Shadow: For me……


Mario: (glares)




Rouge: PEACH! COME HERE!


Peach: Yes Rouge?


Rouge: Build my bike for me……


Peach: But I have to build mine!


Rouge: Don’t worry about that (hands Peach a wrench)


Peach: BUT I’LL LOSE!


Rouge: BUT! If I win, I can protect you remember?


Peach: I don’t know………


Rouge: Just hurry along!


Peach: (walks into the bike shed)




(Several hours pass)


Nintega: Okay campers! Let’s see those hot rods!


Nintega: (looks at Mario’s tricycle bike) This isn’t a hot rod! It was a rod that was dipped in arctic water! And frozen for a thousand years!!


Mario: (looks ashamed)


Nintega: (looks at Shadow’s bike) WHOA! NICE MAN! I think you might win!


Shadow: Might?


Nintega: (looks at the other bikes) Yeah, Shadow definitely gets a head start………


Shadow: In what?


Nintega: THE RACING COMPETTION!


Shadow: YES! Invincibility! HERE I COME!


Nintega: BUUUT!


Shadow: (looks surprised)


Nintega: You won’t be riding the bike you made………..


Shadow: WHAT!?!??!


Nintega: I know right……sick twist……..


Shadow: So what’s my “head start”………..


Nintega: Pick the bike of your choice Shadow……..


Shadow: (Looks around) YES! (sees Espio’s motor) Espio’s bike……….


Espio: WHAT!?!?


(Shadow takes Espio’s bike)


Nintega: Shadow has made his pick! Everyone else pick a card out of the hat!


(Everyone gets a bike)


Knuckles: Why do ..I…..have to ride Mario’s depressing little trike?


Nintega: Because you picked it out of the hat………


Nintega: Let’s start!




(Everyone lines up on the starting line)


Nintega: The first person to make it across the line wins………the last person to cross the line, loses and goes home…….


Nintega: READY!


(Everyone gets ready)


Nintega: SET!.......GO!!!


(Everyone races away)


Shadow: (turns on motor) YEEEE! HAAAWW!!


(Shadow races past everyone)


(Knuckles struggles)


Kncukles: Uggh…..this little thing is really hard to peddle! I’M PUSHING IT INSTEAD!!!


(Knuckles begins to push the trike)


Sonic: WHOA! WHOA! HOW DO YOU STOP IT!


Peach: OOPPS! Sorry, I knew I forgot something……….


Sonic: MEANING THE BRAKES!?!?


Peach: Yeah, that! Sorry, BYE!


(Peach races away)


Sonic: WHOA! WHOA! AHHHH!! (Crashes)


Nintega: oooooo…ouch!…Sonic is out!




(Rouge peddles right behind Shadow)


Shadow: LOOKS LIKE I’M GONNA WIN!


Rouge: Not today Shadow! (throws a pocket knife at his tires)


(POP!)


Shadow: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! (Crashes)


Rouge: See ya next time loser!!!


Shadow: GRRR……..


(Peach peddles by)




Peach: Hey! *pant* ROUGE! Look we’re winning!!


Rouge: (Sarcastically) Yay!


Peach: We might win!


Rouge: Great……….




Ryan: (sees the spot where Sonic crashed) OH NO! AHHHHHH!! (Crashes)


Nintega: OWW! Well, It looks like Shadow, Sonic, Ryan………..


(Knuckles crashes along with Mario)


Nintega: and Knuckles and Mario are out!………It looks like rather Rouge, Espio, or Peach is winning this one!


Rouge: (Looks behind and sees Espio)


Espio: (calls from behind Rouge) HOW ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!


Rouge: None of your……..BUSINESS!! (throws tacks on the track)


(Espio sees the tacks)


Espio: AHHHHHH!!!


(Espio’s tires pop and he falls over)


Nintega: IT’S UP TO PEACH AND ROUGE! WHO’S GONNA WIN?




Peach: (calls from behind Rouge) Hey Rouge! Could you slow down a little? I want to win to!


Rouge: (sees finish line) Sorry, but I…….


(Rouge crosses the finish line)


Rouge: Already won………


(Peach crosses the line)


Peach: Aww…..ah well, at least we’re not going home! YAY!


Rouge: Wee……


(Nintega walks up)


Nintega: Well that’s not entirely true Peach……


Peach: Huh?


Rouge: Huh?


Nintega: Technically, everyone behind you guys didn’t cross the line at all…….and Rouge won…..soooooo……that makes Peach the last one to cross the line!…BU BYE PEACH!


Peach: Wait, I’m so confused……


Rouge: What he means is, I can’t protect you now……….I would give you my invincibility, but I can’t do that…….too risky……….


Peach: (grabs Rouge’s arm) But we were going to go to the final two together!


Rouge: (stares uninterested) Guess we’re not………..


Peach: Aren’t you even sad that I’m leaving! WE’RE BFFS!


Rouge: In the game! It isn’t like we were going to be friends for life or anything!


Peach: *gasp*


Rouge: What?!?! We aren’t here to make friends! We came to win! Which is exactly what I’m counting on………I have invincibility, no one can touch me………….


Ryan: Yeah, this week……..


Shadow: That’s cold bra……….


Rouge: Whatever, all you do is scare the crap out of everyone……..


Shadow: (rolls eyes)


Peach: You really are mean! And all that bad stuff people said about you is true! Like how you are a two faced, backstabbing, lying little *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*


(Everyone stares shocked)


Rouge: (looks shocked)


Peach: I’d rather stare at Wario’s butt, then go shopping with you! And P.S., your shoes are tacky!!


The Cast: YOU TELL HER!


Nintega: HAHAHAHA! That was amazing Peach! Buuut……you still have to go………..




(Everyone is on the dock of shame as Peach walks down it)


Peach: Bye Knuckles!


(Knuckles waves)


Peach: I love you Ryan…….


Ryan: take care girlfriend…….if it makes you feel better, we would have kept you on…..


Peach: Thanks, kick Rouge’s butt for me!


Ryan: My pleasure!


Rouge: (Rolls eyes)


(Peach waves at Shadow, Espio, and Sonic)


Peach: Bye guys! See you at the finale!


(They wave back)


(Peach looks at Mario and gives him a kiss)


Peach: I hope you win……..


Mario: Thanks Princess………


(Peach walks up to Rouge)


Peach: Goodbye Rouge…….I hope you get everything karma owes you……….


(Walks past Rouge and up to Nintega)


Peach: Okay, I’m ready………..


(Peach gets on the boast of losers and leaves)


The Cast(expect Rouge): (they wave) BYE PEACH!


(Peach waves back and rides off in the boast of losers into the sunset)


Nintega: Find out what happens next time on! Total……..Nintega………..Island!!!

Episode 17 - "Hunt or be Hunted"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: Bikes, one of the most fun! And most hurtful activities! The contestants had to test their mechanical skills in order to build their own bike. Even though Shadow was given a special prize for building the best bike, he wasn’t able to ride it, no one was able to ride their own bikes! Haha, sick twist! In the end, Rouge crossed the line first leaving her “BFF” Peach in the dust. But because Peach crossed the line last, she was sent home, which made her furious with Rouge!


Nintega: It was amazing, but today will beeee……..one of the most grueling challenges of all time, except the final three challenge, haha, that’s a surprise! Capturing animals will be today’s challenge! IT’S HUNT! OR BE HUNTED!! Find out how it goes down! Right now on! Total……Nintega……Island!




(Air horn sounds)


(Everyone comes out of their cabins)


Nintega: Good morning campers!


Rouge: (Rubs eyes) WHY!?!?


Ryan: It was good……until you showed up!


Nintega: Aww, thanks!


Ryan: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: Today’s challenge will be hunting!


Knuckles: I thought we already did that………


Nintega: Yeah, with paintballs, and against your own competition……that’s not real hunting!


Shadow: SWEET! So where are our guns?


Nintega: Whoa, slow down……..we aren’t harming the animals…….


Shadow: WHAT!?!? I thought you said HUNTING!


Nintega: Hunting meaning……..capturing…….


Mario: Capturing?


Nintega: Yep! Pick a card out of this hat, the animal shown on it will be the animal you must catch and bring back to this cage (Points at rusty old cage)


(Ryan picks a frog)


Ryan: A frog? Ha, to easy……


(Mario picks a squirrel)


Mario: A squirrel? I’vea battled gianta monsters and littlea mushrooms………Ia think Ia cana handle a squirrel…..


Sonic: Yeah, but all you needed to do was step on it, then it would die……you didn’t capture it…..


Mario: SO! Ita doesn’ta matter!


Sonic: (rolls eyes)


(Sonic picks the beaver card)


Sonic: Beaver huh? This will be easier than I thought!


(Shadow picks the raccoon card)


Shadow: HA! YES! Me and my buds back home used to catch raccoons by hand! This will be easy!


Ryan: Easy huh?


Shadow: Well I doubt you’ll catch that frog before me……..


Ryan: Oh Really?


Shadow: YES! REALLY!


Ryan: Whatever, you’re just saying that because you don’t want to be beaten by a girl…….


Shadow: I won’t lose to you! Plus, being beaten by a girl is embarrassing……


Ryan: You would know…………


Shadow: Grrr……..




(Knuckles picks the duck card)


Knuckles: A duck! Sweet!......I think……..


(Espio picks the skunk card)


Espio: A SKUNK! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!


Nintega: Nope! Have fun!


Espio: Grrrr……


(Rouge walks by)


Rouge: Yeah Espio, have fun (picks the bear card)


Rouge: A BEAR! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH A BEAR!


Nintega: Don’t worry! You’ll have one minute to look through the boat house to see if you can find any useful items to help you………………..


Nintega: One minute starting…………………NOW!


(Everyone scurries away to the boat house)




Knuckles: HA! YES! I found a tranquilizer gun!


Rouge: WHAT!?! Give it to me! I’m catching a bear, your catching a duck!


Knuckles: SO! I think it’s cool………….I wonder how it works…….


(A dart gets shot, missing Rouge and goes through a window hitting Chef. Chef gets knocked out)


Knuckles: Oopps…..


(Everyone gets things they need)




(Rouge comes out of the boat house with a ripped net)


Rouge: *sigh* I’m definitely not winning this challenge……….


Nintega: Alright, go get your animals! Remember, it’s hunt! OR BE HUNTED! This first one back with their animal gets…INVINCIBILITY! GOOOO!!


(Everyone runs into the forest)




(Ryan sees a frog)


Ryan: Not gonna win, huh Shadow? We’ll see about that!


(Ryan jumps at the frog with a bucket and misses, she falls in mud)


Ryan: Ewww! Yeah, froggy gonna pay…….




Rouge: A bear. A BEAR! How do I catch a bear!


(Sees a cave)


Rouge: *gulp* (walks towards cave)




(Knuckles pretends to be a spy as he tries and hunts for a duck)


Knuckles: I’m in stealth mode! I will catch that duck, I will!


(Knuckles shoots his tranquilizer gun and it hits a squirrel)


Knuckles: oopps…..




(Espio sees a skunk)


Espio: (Plugs nose) Gross! Well, this bucket of water will flush it out of that little hole…….


(Espio dumps water into the skunk hole)


(The skunk gets flushed out and gets knocked out)


(Espio puts the skunk in a bag and races off to the campgrounds)




(Mario walks down the trail and sees the squirrel that Knuckles shot)


Mario: That was easy……..(Picks up squirrel and puts it in his bag)


(Mario races off to the campground)




(Shadow walks down the trail)


Shadow: A raccoon……..a raccoon……..(sees one in a tree)


Shadow: YES! (throws a rock at it)


(The raccoon becomes angry and jumps down from the tree and begins to chase Shadow)


Shadow: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! CRAP!


(Gets chased towards the campsite)




(Ryan gets close to the frog)


Ryan: Almost……almost!......(catches frog)


Ryan: (stands up) YES!


In the distance: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


(Shadow continues to get chased by the raccoon and Ryan sees him)


Ryan: Hehehe (calls towards Shadow) SO MUCH FOR WINNING!


Shadow: What’s your excuse? YOU HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN YOUR ANIMAL YET!


(Ryan holds up bucket with frog)


Shadow: CRAP!


(Shadow continues to get chased by the raccoon and Ryan fallows him towards the campsite)




(Rouge sees a bear in the cave)


Rouge: Here bear! HERE BEAR! Come out!




Knuckles: (Shoots tranquilizer gun and it hits Rouge)


Knuckles: YES! SCORE! (Sees Rouge lying on the ground with a dart in her arm)


Knuckles: oopps……..




(Espio makes it to the campsite first)


Espio: YES! I WIN!


Nintega: Congratulations Espio! You get invincibility…….


Espio: YES!


(Mario fallows behind with his squirrel)


Mario: NO! IA LOST!


Espio: (points and laughs) HAHAHA!


Mario: (glares)


In the distance: AHHHHHHH!!!


(Everyone sees Shadow getting chased by a raccoon and Ryan fallows him laughing)


(They arrive)


Shadow: OPEN THE CAGE!


(The raccoon runs into the cage)


Shadow: YES!


Ryan: (Puts frog in cage) At least I didn’t take last…….


Nintega: NOPE! I think rather Sonic, Knuckles, or Rouge did……..


(Sonic runs in with a beaver)


Sonic: I GOT IT! OPEN THE CAGE!


(Sonic throws the beaver in the cage)


Sonic: YES!


(Everyone sees Knuckles carrying Rouge)


Ryan: Oh my god, what happened?


Knuckles: I….a…..hit her with a tranquilizer dart……hehe…..long story………


(Knuckles holds up a duck)


Knuckles: I got the duck!


Nintega: Good job! But, Espio already won!


Espio: Ha!


Everyone else: awww……


Nintega: Yep, see you guys at the bonfire……




Nintega: Good job today guys! Buuut…..someone still has to go home………


(Rouge looks at Knuckles angrily)


(Knuckles looks in a different direction)


Nintega: The first marshmallow goes to Espio since he gained invincibility today!


(Throws him a marshmallow)


Nintega: The other ones go tooooo………..Mario, Sonic, Ryan…….


Ryan: (looks at Shadow) Ha!


Nintega: Shadow!


Shadow: (taunts Ryan with marshmallow)


Ryan: (rolls eyes)


Nintega: Rouge and Knuckles………..this is the final marshmallow!


(They both stare at the marshmallow)


Nintega: It goes to………………….


………………………………………………………..


…………………………………………………………


………(anticipation)……………………


……………………………………………….


…………………………………………………


…………………………………………………..


Nintega: Rouge!


(Nintega throws Rouge a marshmallow)


(Knuckles stands up sadly)


Knuckles: WHAT!?!? WHY ME!?!?!?


Rouge: Because you used me as target practice today!


Knuckles: So you voted me off……


Rouge: YES! And you now know why! SEE YA!


(Knuckles walks down the dock of shame sadly and leaves on the boat of losers)


Ryan: (walks up to Rouge angrily) YOU’RE SUCH A WITCH!


Rouge: (looks at nails) Thank you……..(walks away)


Ryan: grrr……..


Nintega: Will Rouge survive another episode?


Rouge: (looks at Nintega angrily) YES I WILL!


Nintega: Find out next time on! Total…….Nintega…….Island!!!

Episode 18 - "Abandoned"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: It was hunt or be hunted! Animals or contestants basically ran for their lives so they wouldn’t be captured, or eaten…..hehe……….Everyone was given an animal that they needed to catch, the first one back, a.k.a. Espio, won invincibility………


Nintega: But since Knuckles used Rouge as target practice with his tranquilizer gun, he was sent home………


Nintega: Today (Thunder booms in the background) yeah…….it’s a bit stormy……and the whole camp flooded and the cabins and campers are gone…….soooo……now the campers are stranded on a deserted island and have to fend for themselves…..I guess we’ll just turn this incident into a challenge! Find out what happens, on this episode of! Total…….Nintega……..Island!! (Thunder booms)




(All the campers are shown on an abandoned island)


(Coconut falls on Espio’s head)


Espio: Ow…….(picks up coconut) what the?


Rouge: *screams* OH MY GOD! WHERE ARE WE!!?!?


Ryan: (rubs head) On an island I think……..


Rouge: (glares) DUH!! I knew that!


Shadow: It’s just Nintega’s weird scheme for some sort of challenge……..calm down…….


Rouge: YOU CALM DOWN! What if this isn’t?! Huh!?!


Mario: (wakes up off of the beach) ugghh……..wherea are we?


Sonic: (walks by) somewhere that the rain brought us……..


(Everyone looks at Sonic and gasps)


Sonic: What?


Ryan: If we got washed ashore, then this might be real!


Rouge: (Points at Shadow) SEE I TOLD YOU!


Espio: You are really paranoid aren’t you?


Rouge: (stares angrily) aren’t we all!?!?!


Espio: I’m not, the rest of you are acting like a bunch of losers…….Nintega wouldn’t just leave us to die on an abandoned island! Would he?


Ryan: That’s what we’re trying to figure out stupid!


Sonic: Well if this isn’t some sort of challenge, I say that we should at least find the way back to camp…...


Rouge: (fixes hair) Good idea………


(Everyone follows Sonic)




Ryan: Sonic?


Sonic: Yes?


Ryan: Do you even know where we’re going?


Sonic: uhhhhh……yeah….


Shadow: (Glares) It took you a second to say that…….DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE……..


Sonic: FINE! I DON’T! OKAY!


(Everyone gasps)


Sonic: I just liked being the leader for something serious, its kinda fun……..


Rouge: You’re worring about LEADERSHIP and FUN when we might die!?!?


Sonic: *shrugs* Kinda……


(Rouge pushes Sonic over)


Rouge: That’s it I’m leading!


Ryan: Says who?


Rouge: (glares) ME!


Shadow: Calm down princess……we aren’t going to die……..


Rouge: What makes you say that!?!!


Shadow: This is national TV, and…….do you not see those cameras everywhere……..


Rouge: (looks around) Wow…..I guess so…….


Espio: See, I told you we weren’t going to die……..


(Everyone glares)


Espio: What?


Ryan: You haven’t said anything for the last hour!


Rouge: Yeah! You were hiding behind us so you wouldn’t “die”!


Espio: Whatever! (walks past everyone)




(Several hours pass)


Mario: Are wea there yet?


Rouge: (puts hand up) Don’t start………


Mario: ugghhh…….


Ryan: We shouldn’t be too far…….right? (looks at Sonic)


Sonic: *shrugs*


Ryan: *sigh*




(Rouge pushes away some bushes and reveals more forest)


Rouge: *screams*


Ryan: (Runs up to her) What!?! What!?! What is it!?!


Rouge: (shows everyone the miles of forest) WE ARE LOST!


Espio: No we’re not……..(pushes standee over)


Rouge: (stops worrying and sees the campground)


Rouge: THE CAMP! YES!


Shadow: (walks by) It’s about time………


Ryan: Finally!


Mario: Mama Mia……I needa water! (collapses)


Sonic: How come you can jump across different places in your videogame without stopping then?


Mario: Youa idiot! Thisa is the reala world!


Sonic: Oh yeah……


(Nintega appears)


Nintega: Hello campers!


(Rouge runs up to Nintega angrily)


Rouge: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!


Nintega: What was what?


Rouge: Why didn’t you tell us that we were going to be stranded this morning!?!


Nintega: Yeah, about that…….We actually didn’t even know where you guys went……the rain water washed you and your cabins on the backside of the island…….


Espio: So we could have actually died!?!?


Nintega: No…because like Shadow said……there are cameras EVERYWHERE on the island……


Espio: (folds arms) Oh yeah…I knew that……


Ryan: (glares at Espio) mmhmmm……


Nintega: Well good jobs guys……I was going to have the challenge be something to do with hand-cuffing you guys together……buuuut…..I guess we won’t……….I think you guys had enough of a challenge today am I right?


The Cast: Yes…….


Nintega: Well……pick your favorite loser! And send him or her packing!!




(Everyone sits in the mess hall and discusses who will go home)


Shadow: I think rather “Loser Leader” (looks at Sonic) or “Purple Pansy” (looks at Espio) should leave……


Espio: WHAT!?! WHY ME!?! IT SHOULD BE SONIC!!


Sonic: NO! IT SHOULD BE YOU!


Ryan: CALM DOWN! We are going to settle this…….rather Sonic or Espio is leaving……


Rouge: I agree……it’s about time the person who beat me goes down! Hahaha!


Espio: Grrr……


Mario: Well…..Ia think wea have oura bottoma two…….


Rouge: (glares at Espio) Yes we do……….(smiles evilly)


Espio: *gulp*


Sonic: But Espio’s going home though right?!?!


(Shadow, Ryan, Mario, and Rouge begin to walk out the door)


Rouge: (looks at Sonic) We’ll see…….(Smiles evilly)


Sonic and Espio: *gulp* (they look at eachother)




Nintega: Welcome to the bonfire! I overheard your fire filled conversations……..boy it was brutal…..


Rouge: (smiles proudly) Yes, yes it was…..(looks at Espio and Sonic evilly)


Ryan: We know who’s going home……but they don’t (points at Sonic and Espio)


Nintega: Your right Ryan……the first FOUR marshmallows go to………Mario, Ryan, Shadow, and Rouge……..


Nintega: Those four are in the final five!


Espio: FINAL FIVE!?!


Sonic: FINAL FIVE!?!


Nintega: YEP! Surprise! Whoever gets this marshmallow makes it to the final five!!


(Sonic and Espio gasp)


Nintega: The final one goes to…………..


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Nintega: (stares at Espio and Sonic with a smile)


(Espio and Sonic look at each other nervously)


Nintega: SONIC!


Sonic: (Jumps up Happily) YES!! I’M IN THE FINAL FIVE!


(Shadow, Rouge, Mario, and Ryan all cheer)


Espio: WHAT!?!? NOOOOO!!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!!!! Or at least beat Rouge……..


Rouge: Well, you didn’t this time!!! HAHAHA! Now we’re even! (pushes Espio into the boat of losers) See ya sucker!!!


(Espio begins to leave on the boat of losers)


Espio: NOOOOOOOO!!!


(The boat disappears in the horizon)


Rouge: *cheers* YES!!


Nintega: Well….I bet Rouge is happy!


Rouge: YES I AM!!!


Nintega: Find out what happens next time on! Total…….Nintega……Island!!!


(Everyone cheers in the background)

Episode 19 - "A Visit to the Land O' The Losers!"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: The camp was flooded, floating the contestants to the backside of the island. They all freaked out and thought they were going to die…..well…..maybe Rouge only did……


Nintega: Sonic tried to lead, but instead he got them totally lost! Shadow calmed everyone down when he told showed them all of the hidden cameras around them, even though Espio acted like a snob most of the time…….after several hours of complaining and walking, they found the camp and were relieved that they didn’t die…….even though we told them we didn’t know where they were…….


Nintega: It came down to Espio and Sonic because of Sonic making his team lost and Espio acting like jerk to everyone………..but after several tension filled minutes, Sonic was relieved when he found out he wasn’t going home. Espio left, but not without a little taunting from is enemy Rouge……..


Nintega: Today, we’re gonna visit the place where all the losers are left at when they get voted out, find out what happens on this exciting episode of! Total…..Nintega……Island!!


(Nintega leaves towards the Land O’ The Losers on a wave runner)




(Nintega walks down a dock to the pool area of the Land O’ The Losers)


Nintega: Welcome to the Land O’ The Losers! Where all losers are sent after they have been humiliatingly voted off the show. (points towards the voted out contestants) As you can see, they actually seem a little happy…….let’s see what they have to say…….


(Nintega walks up to Peach)


Nintega: Peach, why do you think you should have stayed?


Peach: Stay on what? I’m way happier here! If I knew about this place before, I would have tried to get booted out first!


Nintega: Really? But you lost a million dollars!


Peach: So! Like I need it, I’m already rich!


Nintega: Then why’d you join the show?


Peach: Because everyone else was doing it, so I joined too! Makes sense doesn’t it?


Nintega: Uhhhh…..no….let’s move on…….




Nintega: Luigi! What’s up man?


Luigi: Nothing…..I’m still upset…..


Nintega: (smiles) about what?


Luigi: That Mario didn’t keep his promise…….


Nintega: About what?


Luigi: That he would take me to the final two and then beat my butt…….


(Rosalina is lying in a different lawn chair next to Luigi in a swim suit with a sun tanner)


Rosalina: (tilts down sunglasses) Why would you accept a promise when you don’t get anything good out of it?


Luigi: Because Mario said he’d split it with me!


Rosalina: Still, It’s better to win the full amount don’t you think?


Nintega: Rosalina! Why do you think you should have stayed?


Rosalina: I don’t think I should have stayed or I would have lost the rest of my dignity……


Nintega: OH COME ON! NONE OF YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT BEING BOOTED OFF! REALLY!?!


Everyone: No……


Bowser: Why would we? We hated that miserable place……..


Nintega: *glares* Not even for a million big ones!?


Blaze: Honey, There’s a lot more different ways to win a million dollars, that…..that’s just not gonna be one of them…….


Nintega: ugghhh……..




Nintega: Silver! What about you!?


Silver: What about me?


Nintega: Are you even upset?


Silver: Ha! You’re kidding right?


Nintega: Grrrr……SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING UPSETTING PLEASE!!!


Amy: I’M UPSET!!


Nintega: (looks at Amy happily) Really!?! Why!?!


Amy: I LOST SONIC!!! *cries*


Nintega: *facepalm* Ugghh……


Amy: Isn’t that upsetting?


Nintega: Not really……


Amy: It is too me! (continues to cry)


Nintega: Let’s move on…….




Nintega: How about you Yoshi………are you upset…


Yoshi: A little…..only because I was unfairly voted off…….


Nintega: Really!?! Are you angry!?!


(Nintega stares at Yoshi excitedly)


Yoshi: Nope! I’m not the kind to hold a grudge…….


Nintega: (looks at Yoshi angrily)


Yoshi: (Looks at Nintega confused) What?


Nintega: Oh nothing…….let’s move on to Donkey Kong…..


Donkey Kong: Yes?


Nintega: Are you upset?


Donkey Kong: My story is the exact same as Yoshi’s…….


Nintega: Grrr…….




Wario: (steals Nintega’s microphone) I’VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! AND I AIN’T HAPPY ABOUT ITT EAITHER!! Waluigi: WAA!! Neither am I!!


Wario: Stupid team voted me off!! BEFORE THE FINAL 10! I OUGHT TO KILL THEM!!


Waluigi: Same here!


Wario: I DEMAND!!......


(Knuckles pushes Wario and Waluigi into the pool)


Knuckles: They’re full of it……and I have something to say……


Nintega: YES!


Knuckles: ROUGE NEEDS TO DIE!! I HATE HER SO MUCH NOW!!


(Espio pushes Knuckles over)


Espio: I AGREE! I SHOULD HAVE BEATEN THAT LITTLE!.........*Bleeeeeeep*


(Nintega takes microphone away from Espio)


Nintega: Okay, I think that’s enough…….I think we have an idea of everyone’s pain…….


Daisy: (pushes Nintega over) NOT MINE! HAHAHA! I didn’t actually need to win…….I just wanted to make it to the end and then beat the cow out of my competitor! HAHAHA!


Nintega: (pushes Daisy over) No one pushes the host! And no annoying stories!


Daisy: (falls to the ground) GRRRR……RAWWWWWRRR!!


(Daisy Jumps up and karate kicks Nintega into the pool)


Nintega: WHOA! *splash*


Daisy: How about that!??!


Nintega: Point taken…….let’s head to the grill area…….




(It is evening)


(Everyone sits around the pool)


(Nintega pops up out of nowhere)


Nintega: (rubs head) No that we’re done with the pain and suffering……let me tell you something that will definitely warp the game!


Bowser: Like a doomsday bomb warp?


Nintega: (stares at Bowser) Uhhh….no…..I mean that you guys are going to vote someone out of the game!!!


Rosalina: Really? Haha, this should be fun, I know exactally who to vote out (smiles evilly)


Blaze: So do I…….


Espio: I think we all know who’s gonna leave……


Nintega: Yeah me too…….BUT….let’s still open vote……Wario and Waluigi you start…….


Wario: Hmmmm…..


Blaze: JUST PICK HER ALREADY!!


Wario: Who? I was gonna say Shadow….buuuuut….


Nintega: ONE VOTE FOR SHADOW…….


Waluigi: Yeah, he’s evil like us! It would be fun having him here!


Nintega: ANOTHER VOTE FOR SHADOW!


Silver: If you like him, then don’t vote for Shadow……let him win!


Nintega: THREE VOTES FOR SHADOW!


Nintega: Peach, your turn……..


Peach: Don’t worry, I’m not going to say Shadow………


Nintega: FOUR VOTES SHADOW!


Espio: Well I’m not voting for Shadow!


Knuckles: I’m not voting Shadow either……..


Nintega: SIX VOTES SHADOW!


Daisy: Come on you guys! STOP SAYING SHADOW! (covers mouth)


Nintega: SEVEN VOTES SHADOW!


Rosalina: *facepalm* STOP SAYING SHADOW! SAY……(gets interrupted)


Nintega: EIGHT VOTE SHADOW! I think that’s just enough! Goodbye Shadow!


Everyone: WHAT!?! NO!!


Nintega: Yep! You guys voted for him!


Rosalina: BY ACCIDENT!


Nintega: Apparently not!


Nintega: See ya Shadow!




(Back at camp Chef pushes Shadow towards the boat of losers)


Shadow: WHAT!?! WHY DID THOSE LOSERS VOTE FOR ME!?!


Chef: I don’t know……SEE YA LOSER!


Shadow: WAIT! (gets pushed into the boat of losers and leaves)


Chef: See ya……weirdo……




(Ryan, Rouge, Sonic, and Mario watch Shadow leave)


Rouge: Wow, that was close!


Ryan: Close for what?


Rouge: (looks at Ryan) Oh! Nothing……




Nintega: Well, there ya have it! Goodbye Shadow! See what happens to the final four next time on! Total…..Nintega….Island!!!

Episode 20 - "The Campdown"

(Opening)


Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!


Nintega: We visited the place where the losers are sent after they get booted off……


Nintega: Some were……edgy…..others……didn’t really care……okay most of them didn’t really care……


Nintega: But at the end of the day, I asked them who they wanted to get booted off the show. But sadly it was a big fest with everyone saying Shadow instead of Rouge! So Shadow was sent packing…….


Nintega: Rouge had a lot of luck last night that’s for sure…….today we’re back at the island and ready to throw the contestants another challenge……find out what it is right now on! Total…….Nintega…….Island!!




(Everyone is shown sleeping in a sleeping bag in the woods)


(Sonic wakes up and yawns)


Sonic: (rubs back) Ow, that mattress does a number on ya…….(looks around shocked)


Sonic: WHERE THE HECK ARE WE!?!?!?


(Ryan wakes up)


Ryan: Where? *yawns* ow, my back hurts……..


(Rouge wakes up)


Rouge: Yeah, mine too…….


(Ryan and Rouge look around and they both scream)


Ryan and Rouge: WHERE ARE WE!?!?


Sonic: *glares* THAT’S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU!!


(Everyone looks down at Mario who is still sleeping)


Ryan: (shakes Mario)….MARIO WAKE UP!


Sonic: hehehe…..(rubs head)


Rouge: (looks at Sonic) What are you chuckling about?


Sonic: Yeah, before Shadow left, we played a prank on Mario and put sleeping powder in his drink last night…..funny right?


(Ryan and Rouge both stare at Sonic angrily)


Sonic: What?


Ryan: (Walks up to Sonic) This isn’t a time for stories! This might be serious…….


Sonic: (Looks at Ryan) It wasn’t a story…….hehe….(protects himself)


Ryan: You are such a child! Why would you do that to someone!?!


Sonic: Cuz it was funny!


Rouge: Well your funny kinda puts us in a nowhere position! Mario knows this island better than any of us!


Sonic: oops….


Ryan: Alright, screaming at each other isn’t going to help…….we’ve got to find the campsite…….


(They begin walking and Sonic drags Mario by the feet)




(A few hours pass)


Rouge: Uggh! We’re lost!


Ryan: (leans up against a tree) AGAIN!


Rouge: It’s a good thing Sonic isn’t leading us *smirks*


Sonic: (drops Mario) Hey!


Rouge: Well, you did make us very lost in that challenge……


Sonic: So! I just wanted to be the leader! (folds arms)


Rouge: You’re the main character in our videogames! Isn’t that just enough for leadership!?


Sonic: I don’t know…….


Ryan: YOU GUYS! Stop yelling at each other! I see smoke over there……let’s go see what it is…….


(They runs towards the smoke)




(They arrive at the camp)


Ryan: We made it!


Rouge: Thank god……


Sonic: Mario weighs like a hundred pounds!


Ryan: (Looks at sonic) Actually I really think he does……


Sonic: (collapses onto ground) Whatever……I’m so tired now…..


(Nintega appears)


Nintega: Did you like your early morning jog?


Ryan: Early morning jog!??! That was an early morning run for our lives to find he campground again jog!


Nintega: Well whatever you “endured” in the forest, isn’t going to be as hard as what you’re doing now!


The cast: awwwww…..


Nintega: Ryan and Rouge will be partners……


(Ryan and Rouge glare at each other)


Nintega: And Sonic and…….


(Mario falls over)


Nintega: Mario? What’s wrong with him……


Sonic A little prank?


Nintega: hahahaha! That’s hilarious!


Sonic: (points at Ryan and Rouge) See! I told you it was funny!


Ryan: Yeah, but you’re guys…….guys think anything mean is funny…..


Nintega: SO TRUE! That’s why your next challenge involves partnership and teamwork!


Rouge: ugghhh……


Nintega: You and your partner must try to make their way a red totem pole on the back side of the island, using a map and a compass……


Nintega: It will be a long night! The first team to make it to the red totem pole wins!


Nintega: Here are your stuff (hands them a map and a compass)


Rouge: So how do we know where on the backside of the island the totem pole is?


Nintega: That’s for me to know and for you to die trying to find out! Go!




(Ryan and Rouge begin running)


Sonic: Hey! What do I do about him?!?!


Nintega: Figure it out!


Sonic: Grr…..(takes wheelbarrow full of explosives and puts Mario in it)


Nintega: WHOA! Blowing him up isn’t the answer!


Sonic: What? You’re kidding right, I was gonna blow him up for a pathetic challenge? No, I was gonna use it for him to move without me breaing my back…….(throws explosives at Nintega)……so take your crap…..I’m outa here!


(Sonic runs into the woods)


Nintega: Clever, but I don’t think that will get him very far! Hehehe…..




Ryan: A RIVER? REALLY?


Rouge: (looks around) Just use that old log so we can climb over it…..


(They climb on the log to the other side of the river)


Ryan: YES! THE GIRLS GOT THIS IN THE BAG!


(They give each other a high-five)




(Sonic comes across the river)


Sonic: CRAP!




-Confessional-


Sonic: Really a river!?!? How am I going to get that fat plumber to the other side of a river? First of all I hate water! And He weighs a ton! How does he jump so high in his videogames?




(Ryan and Rouge arrive at a flag)


Ryan: Good, this must be a stopping point! This will be where we stay overnight….


Rouge: Yeah, It’s late already…..it’s like 9 or 10…..


Ryan: They boys have no chance……with Sonic’s little “prank” backfiring on him, he’ll definitely loose……




(Sonic drags Mario to a stopping point)


Sonic: Uggh……Finally! I’m so tired……(falls asleep)




(It become moring and Ryan and Rouge race to the otherside of the island)


Ryan: We’re gonna make it!


Rouge: Yes! Sweet victory!


(Ryan and Rouge make it to the end of the beach and they touch a totem pole)


Ryan: YES! WE WIN!!


Rouge: HOORAY!


Nintega: Sorta……


Ryan: Sorta?


Rouge: Sorta?


Nintega: You needed to touch the RED totem pole…..this one is maroon…..


Ryan: WHAT!?!?! MAROON! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?! You couldn’t get two totem poles of opposite color?


Nintgea: It wasn’t in the budget……


Ryan: Not in the budget!?!?! GRRR!! I HATE THIS PLACE!


(Sonic drags Mario to the red totem pole and touches it)


Sonic: *pant* *pant* I’m SOOOOOO Tired……..ugghhh……


Nintega: Sonic and Mario win!


Ryan and Rouge: WHAT!?!?!?!


(Sonic sticks his face in the sand)


Sonic: Hooray……


Nintega: That means Sonic and Mario have invincibility! Ryan or Rouge is going home!


Ryan and Rouge: WHAT!?!?!


Nintega: Would you stop saying what! You heard me! Get to the bonfire! NOW!




Nintgea: If you receive a marshmallow……you’re safe!


Nintega: The first ones goes to Sonic and Mario since they got invincibility!


Sonic: YES!


Mario: *snores*


Nintega: The final marshmallow that determines the final three goes to!!


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(Ryan and Rouge stare nervously)


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Nintega: Rouge!


Rouge: YES! FINAL THREE HERE I COME!


Ryan: (stands up shocked) WHAT!?! ME!? WHY!?!?


Rouge: Because you touched the wrong totem pole honey…….


Sonic: And you were mean today……


Ryan: What about Mario’s vote?


Nintega: Whoever Sonic voted for was Mario’s vote…….


Ryan: Uggghh……FINE! I’ll LEAVE! FINALLY I’LL BE WITH SANE PEOPLE!


(Ryan walks down the dock of shame and leaves on the boast of losers)


Rouge: (looks at Sonic and Mario) We’ll it looks like we’re in the final three!


Mario: *snores*


Rouge: sorta……


Nintega: What will become of the final three? Who will make it to the final two? You won’t want to miss the most dramatic bonfire ever! Next time on! Total……Nintega…..Island!!!

Episode 21 – “I Triple Dog Dare You”

(Opening)

Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island….

Nintega: The final 4 were subjected to a trip through the woods and towards the campgrounds, yet again…

Nintega: Sonic’s plan of pranking Mario with sleeping powder totally backfired on him as he was forced to compete for himself, and Mario. Ryan and Rouge easily ventured through the woods making it to the campgrounds first and touching the totem pole first.

Nintega: If only Ryan had touched the correctly colored one, she and Rouge may have claimed victory. Because of Ryan’s lack of knowing the difference between Maroon and Red, it was most likely the reason she was sent home that night.

Nintega: What do we have in store for our final three? Who is going to becoming our final two? If you want to find out, then I triple dog dare you to watch this episode of….Total…..Nintega…..Island!

Nintega (on the intercom): Rise and shine campers! It’s time for the final three challenge!

Rouge: At seven in the morning?!

Nintega (on the intercom): Yes Rouge, at seven in the morning. Get down to the stage so we can start the challenge!

(Sonic yawns and hops out of bed)

Mario: *snore*

(Sonic pokes Mario)

Sonic: Mario are you finally awake? Oh no, don’t tell be your still in a deep sleep from my prank!

(Mario sits up in bed)

Mario: What prank?

Sonic: Huh? So you are awake!

Mario: Yes why wouldn’t I be?

Sonic: Oh nothing……(smiles with a fake smile)

-Confessional-

Sonic: I hope Mario doesn’t find out about the prank I pulled on him. Then he might hate me and team up with Rouge to beat me. *sigh*

-Confessional-

Mario: *rubs head* Ugh, I’m so tired, and sore. How does one night on that lumpy bed do that!? It’s never happened before…..

-Confessional-

Rouge: Hahaha, The final three challenge should be a snap. Sonic and Mario have no idea what is coming to them.

Nintega: Welcome campers! To today’s challenge of “I Tripe Dog Dare You”!

(Everyone stares at Nintega confused)

Rouge: Triple what and what?

Nintega: I Triple Dog Dare You!

Rouge: *folds arms* Yeah, I don’t know what that is!

Nintega: *sigh* It’s a daring competition!

Sonic: So wait, we have to dare each other to do horrible things to try and win?!

Nintega: Partially correct Sonic. You’ll be daring each other with dares thought up by the eliminated contestants!

(Everyone gasps)

Nintega: Yep, this should be one tough and fun day!

Nintega: If you take the dare, you’ll receive a free-bee. To escape a dare that is trying to be forced on you. You are also able to dare an opponent. If you don’t take a dare then you immediately leave and our final two will be left standing. Shall we begin?

Mario: *folds arms* we have to do it eventually. So let’s get it over with.

Nintega: ok the first person to do a dare is…….Sonic!

Sonic *sighs* really?

Nintega: Yep! And your dare will be from……..*spins bottle*……….Yoshi!

Sonic: Yoshi huh? What evil thing could Yoshi dare someone to do?

Nintega: Well, how about soaking in a barrel of leaches for 1 minute!

Sonic: What!? Leaches!?

Nintega: So Sonic, do you take the dare?

Sonic: Yeah, I guess so. It’s not that bad right? *walks towards the barrel of leaches*

(Sonic gets in the barrel)

Sonic: This isn’t that weird……*becomes lightheaded*….it’s just great…. Nintega: Times up!

Sonic: *screams and jumps out of the barrel covered in leaches*

Nintega: Hahaha! That was great Sonic you get the first free-bee!

Sonic: *takes free-bee* Thanks.....*sits down still covered in leaches*

Nintega: Next one to take a dare is……Rouge!

Rouge: What!? Why me next!?

Nintega: Because I said so! Come on down!

Rouge: *spins bottle*

Nintega: Your dare will be from………Wario!

Rouge: Wario? Ew…..

Nintega: Oh yeah, WAY ew….

(Rouge looks at Nintega concerned)

Rouge: How ew?

Nintega: Very…..ew…..your dare is to eat 20 gloves of garlic!

Rouge: How is it that ew? It’s just garlic.

Nintega: From the communal toilet…

Rouge: *throws up in mouth* that IS very….ew……

Nintega: Rouge, do you accept the dare?

Rouge: *thinks about it* ughh, I haven’t come this far to lose people….I’m…..ew….taking the dare!

(Sonic and Mario look at eachother in disgust)

Mario: That’s disgusting!

Sonic: Seriously!

Rouge: *stares at them* I’m not losing this game!

(Nintega puts 20 gloves of garlic in the communal toilet)

Nintega: No way, that’s so gross! *laughs*

Rouge: Shut it!

(Rouge stares at the toilet full of garlic for a moment)

Rouge: *sticks face in toilet and eats the garlic*

(Stands up disgusted)

Nintega: You did it! You receive a free-bee!

(Rouge throws up on Nintega)

Nintega: *stares at Rouge covered in throw up*

(Rouge walks back onto the stage)

Sonic: Did you do it?

Rouge: *nods head*

Mario: *stares at Rouge in disgust* that’s totally gross!

Rouge: Shut up! You big babies!

Nintega: *walks on stage* Mario! Your turn bro!

-Confessional-

Rouge: This challenge is very noticeably not my style. I need help, and manipulation should get me into the final two. *raises both hands up* Sonic? Or Mario? *levels hands*……Mario….

Rouge: *whispers to Mario* psst, Mario!

Mario: What?

Rouge: I can help you beat your rival over there.

Mario: Who? Sonic?

Rouge: Yes!

Mario: Wait, why do you want to help me?

Rouge: Because I want to help you into the final two! Sonic needs to leave after what he did!

Mario: What did he do?

Rouge: He pulled a bad prank on you yesterday….

Mario: A prank!? What kind of prank *folds arms and looks at Sonic*

Rouge: He and Shadow put sleeping powder in your drink before you went to sleep yesterday…

Mario: He what?!

Rouge: Yes I know, shocking. Listen, I can help you get rid of him but you need to help me.

Mario: How do I help you?

Rouge: By teaming up with me. Take some of my challenges so I can dare Sonic when it’s my turn.

Mario: I don’t know, seems hard.

Rouge: This challenge by itself is hard. Will you help me?

Mario: Ok fine, I’ll help you….

-Confessional-

Rouge: YES! Mario is on my side now! Bye bye Sonic…..

Nintega: Mario spin the bottle, it’s your turn….

Mario *sighs and spins bottle*

Nintega: Your dare is from…….Tails!

Mario: What could he possibly dare me to do?

Nintega: How about, eating dog food?

Mario: What!? Dog food!?

Nintega: Yep, here you go!

(Nintega hands Mario a plate of dog food)

Mario: Oh god. Okay, here I go. *eats the dog food*

(Mario drops his plate in disgust)

Mario: That….was…….actually not that bad….

(Rouge and Sonic stare at Mario in shock)

Rouge: Not that bad!?

Sonic: Seriously!?

Mario: Yeah, it’s just dog food…..

Nintega: Here you go Mario, a free-bee….

(More dares are given to the contestants)

Nintega: Well, from the looks of our three contestants, Sonic is winning with 10 free-bees. Mario is in second with 6 free-bees. Rouge is in last with 0 free-bees.

Nintega: Sonic you’re up next!

Sonic: *gulps and spins bottle*

Nintega: Your next dare is from…….Shadow!

Sonic: Oh no! Not Shadow! Who knows what kind of sick thing he would think of!?

Nintega: That is totally the whole point of this challenge. Anyways your dare is to give a purple-nurple to a sleeping bear!

Sonic: Okay? What’s a purple-nurple?

(Sonic sneaks into a bear cave)

Sonic: *sees bear and gulps* Okay mister bear, this won’t hurt a bit.

(Sonic pinches the bear)

Bear: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!

(Sonic screams and runs out of the cave back to the stage)

Nintega: How was it Mario?

Sonic: I barely escaped with my life! Thanks for asking!

Nintega: No problem, here’s a free-bee

Sonic: *takes free-bee and sits back down*

Nintega: Okay next is Rouge!

Rouge: Oh great….

-Confessional-

Rouge: I CANNOT LOSE THIS! I’ve made it so far, no matter what the dare is…IM TAKING IT!!! Mario hasn’t helped me too much so our deal is off. I need to do this myself!

Rouge: *spins bottle*

Nintega: Your dare is from……..Peach!

Rouge: Peach? Oh good, this should be easy…..

Nintega: Get your head shaved by Chef!

(Rouge stares in shock at Nintega)

Rouge: WHAT!?!

Chef: You heard him, now sit your butt down!

(Rouge sits down in a barber shop chair awaiting the dare)

Chef: Ok girly, ready for your “haircut” *laughs evilly*

Rouge: *inches head backwards*

(Chef moves closer with a shaver towards Rouge’s hair)

Rouge: *kicks shaver out of Chef’s hand*

(The shaver lands on Rouge’s hair shaving it off)

Rouge: *looks in the mirror in shock* OH MY GOD!! MY HAIR! IT’S GONE!!!

Nintega: Oooo that was a complete and utter accident. Looks like Rouge is out. Rouge: What are you talking about? He shaved my head!

Nintega: Yeah, but you didn’t exactly accept the dare. If you had, you’d still be bald, but also in the game.

(Rouge screams really loud)

Rouge: *grabs Nintega’s shirt*

Nintega: Sorry, those are the rules.

Rouge: I thought you said there weren’t any rules!!!!

Nintega: *takes Rouge’s hands off his shirt* Well here’s the standing, you’re out and they win.

Sonic and Mario: What!? NO WAY! *both stand up and cheer*

Rouge: *gets on the boat of losers*

Rouge: You’re going to hear from my lawyers!

(Boat begins to pull away from the dock)

Nintega: *laughs*

Rouge: You won’t be laughing when I sue you for everything you’ve got!!

Nintega: Well Rouge is finally out and Mario and Sonic are our final two! Who will take the crown and that one-million dollars! Find out next time on….Total…Nintega…..Island!

Episode 22 – “The Final Episode! Really!”

(Opening)

Nintega: Last time on Total Nintega Island!

Nintega: The final three contestants were forced into a game of dares! They each had to take part in a dare they receive. Many of them, okay all of them, were insanely sick! Sonic and Mario gained the most free-bees while Rouge received, nothing.

Nintega: Rouge tried to form an alliance with Mario to try and make it to the final two. After so many dares, the alliance didn’t work too well. Then Rouge was given a “haircut” dare in which Chef had to shave her head. Due to backing out of the dare, Rouge was sent home.

Nintega: It’s the final episode! Really! After so many brutal weeks were are now going to find out who our winner is! Will it be Mario or Sonic? Find out now on the finale of Total Nintega Island!


(Mario and Sonic follow Nintega to a starting area and bleachers)

Nintega: Welcome to your final challenge contestants!

-Confessional-

Sonic: Wow, the final two? Never thought I’d make it this far with how many enemies I had to go up against. But now I’m here, it’s time to show who is the best videogame character. Me or Mario. Duh, the obvious answer is me!


-Confessional-

Mario: Final two! Yes! I knew I’d make it this far! Now it’s time to show Sonic who’s boss! I’ll be the winner! I won’t fail Nintendo!


Nintega: Please welcome the peanut gallery!

(Mario and Sonic gasp)

Mario: It’s everyone we’ve voted out!

Nintega: Please welcome Mario’s peanut gallery! Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Yoshi, Bowser, DK, Rosalina, Birdo, Wario, Waluigi, and Petey!

Petey: BLLLLLARRRRRRGHHHHHH!

Nintega: Yeah….. Here’s Sonic’s peanut gallery! Shadow, Silver, Tails, Blaze, Eggman, Vector, Rouge, Knuckles, Espio, and Amy!

Amy: EEEEEEEEEEEE! SONIC! *runs up to hug Sonic*

Sonic: Oh god! *Amy pushes Sonic over with a hug*

Nintega: Yeah…….

Mario: What’s the challenge already?

Nintega: It’s a race to oblivion!

Sonic: *pushes Amy off of himself* Race to where!?

Nintega: While you wear chicken hats, you will race up a flag pole to retrieve a flag. You’ll then race over to a gorge where you’ll bring eggs over shark infested waters across a plank. You’ll then race to the finish line to try and win!

Sonic: Wow, quite the challenge Nintega….

Nintega: Very! Let’s get started!

(Sonic and Mario line up on the starting line while everyone cheers)

Nintega: *raises a flag* Ready? Set? GO!

(Sonic and Mario race off into the woods while everyone follows behind)

Amy: You can do it Sonic! Run!

Sonic: What do think I’m doing?

Knuckles: FASTER!

Sonic: *rolls eyes*

Peach: Come on Mario! Do it for the mushroom kingdom!

Mario: I will my princess!

(Mario and Sonic see the flag poles)

Sonic: Yes I’m ahead!

Mario: Not so fast, fast boy! *jumps off of Sonic’s head onto the flag pole*

Sonic: AGGH! *falls down*

Mario: Got my flag! *slides down pole*

Sonic: *glares at Mario and then gets up* Jumps off of tree and grabs flag. *races towards Mario*

(Mario and Sonic arrive at the gorge)

Nintega: Take and egg across this gorge for the next part of the challenge!

(Mario and Sonic grab an egg)

Nintega: Be careful though! Sharks are down there!

(Mario and Sonic look down the gorge to see the sharks)

Sonic: Sharks? And….WATER!?

Mario: Ha, you big baby. I defeat all of those things in one level. *begins to walk across*

Sonic: Doesn’t mean I’m quitting! *begins to walk across*

(A loud screech sound comes from the air)

Sonic: What was that!?

Mario: Nintega! Are these REAL eggs!?

Nintega: Possibly. Chef found them.

Chef: *chuckles*

Rouge: Come on Sonic! Hurry across! DO NOT LOSE!

Sonic: *laughs*

Rouge: What are you laughing about!?

Sonic: Your…*chuckle*…wig?

Rouge: Shut it and race across before you die!

Mario: *makes it to the other side*

(Mario’s peanut gallery cheers and follows Mario into the forest)

Amy: Come on Sonic!

(Sonic makes it to the other side and races after Mario)


Nintega: Mario is in the lead! Who will win?

Mario: *sees finish line* YES IM GOING TO WIN!

Sonic: Dang he’s so far ahead!

Shadow: *races alongside Sonic* I still hate you for many reasons but we can let the Nintendo king over there win this. Take this…..*hands Sonic a chaos emerald*

Sonic: What is this for?

Shadow: It’ll give you enough power to be super Sonic until you reach the finish line. Hurry, use it!

Sonic: *Uses emerald and transforms into super Sonic*

(Sonic races towards Mario)

Mario: *looks behind* Mamma Mia! What is that!?

Sonic: *races past Mario knocking him over*

Mario’s peanut gallery: NO!

Sonic’s peanut gallery: *cheers*

(Sonic races past the finish line and wins)

Nintega: SONIC WINS!

(Sonic’s peanut gallery cheers)

Mario: *looks down ashamed* I’ve let Nintendo down…..

Luigi: *puts hand on Mario’s shoulder* No you didn’t bro, you made it this far. That’s accomplishment!

Mario: Maybe……*walks towards the finish line*


(Everyone sits around bonfire)

Nintega: Here we are! At the last bonfire ceremony, ever! I’m proud to announce the winner of Total Nintega Island……..SONIC!

(Everyone cheers)

Sonic: What can I say? I’m built for speed! I knew I could do this! *holds check up high*

Nintega: So Sonic what will you do with that million?

Sonic: *thinks about it for a moment* I’m throwing the sickest party ever!

(Everyone stands up and cheers)

Nintega: There you have it! Sonic is the winner of TNI! What will our next season be like? Find out next season on….Total…..Nintega……Action!

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