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Contestants

The Famous Freaks

Miranda Sings - The Most Amazing Person Ever

Shrek - The Angry Ogre

Lindsay Lohan - The Mean Girl

Amanda Bynes - The Crazy Girl

Spongebob People

Spongebob - The Sponge

Patrick - The Stupid Starfish

Sandy - The Karate Squirrel

Squidward - The Crabby Ass

Shane and Friends

Shanaynay - The Ghetto Ass Gal

Shane's Mom - The Drunk

Ned - The Nerd

S-Deezy - The Wannabe Rapper

Episode 1 - Oh I'm so Amazing

Chris: 5 years ago I ate a sandwich! ITS TIME TO BRING IN THE CONTESTANTS!

Shrek: Is it all ogre yet?

Miranda Sings: Thats so mean why do you hate?

Spongebob: HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY!

Patrick: YEAH! HEHAHAHAHEHE!

Sandy: SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING TWATS! *Kills Spongebob*

Patrick: SPONGEBOB! NOOOOOOO!

Squidward: You'll survive...

Shrek: Patrick, wanna go behind the house?

Patrick: for what?

Shrek: You'll find out.

Shanaynay: Oh gurrl...the hell are you doing?

Shrek: You wanna find out?

Shanaynay: Sure.

  • Shrek and Shanaynay go behind the house*

Chris: The teams are The Famous Freaks, Spongebob People-

Patrick: SPONGEBOOOBBBB!

Chris: *Shoots Patrick*

Chris: and Shane and Friends.

Shrek: Now what?

Chris: Your challenge is to godplay by running across the field. GO!

Shane's Mom: Im too drunk *falls over*

Shanaynay: I will go! *wins*

Miranda Sings: NO FAIRAAAAAAAA. 

Lindsay Lohan: *wins* YEAH IM SO HIGH!

Chris: The Spongebob People lose, and since only 2 remain, Amanda will choose who goes.

Amanda: I like crunchy people, so the Squid goes.

Squidward: WHAT!? 

Chris: *shoots Squidward*

Chris: Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Trolling!

Episode 2 - Killer Instinct

Chris: Last time I tried to get the contestants to godplay and they did! What's next? Find out now!

Shrek: That was nice Shanaynay.

Shanaynay: *dead*

Shrek: I must have been too much.

Sandy: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Shrek: Shhhh help me hide the body!

Miranda: Ew thats like so grews. Yah right

Shrek: Whatever drama queen.

Lindsay: *dies of overdose*

Amanda: Lindsay no!

Ned: This is so sad!

Amanda: Shut up! *kills Ned*

Chris: Your challenge is to climb the mountain!

Shrek: ROAR! *Climbs*

Sandy: *climbs*

Chris: Shane and Friends goes to elimination! Miranda...choose who goes.

Miranda: Haters back off. Bye Sleezy.

S-Deezy: It's S-Deezy!

Chris: *kills S-Deezy*

Episode 3 - Im So Ogre this Show

Chris: Im so amazing!

Shrek: I have had enough! *shoots chris* Its all ogre for you.

Sandy: No. We ALL have had enough of you!

Miranda: No! Killing is a sin! Are you keeding?

Sandy: Im sorry Miranda! *shoots shrek*

Miranda: NOOOO!

Shrek: *grabs the bullet and throws it at mom*

Mom: Beer! *dies*

Sandy: Oh my gosh! You murderer!

Shrek: You tried to kill me!

Shrek: Now I hoest AND compete! Who will be next?

Sandy: No way! *tackles Shrek*

Amanda: Am I really insane?

Sandy: YOU CANT DO THIS! YOU CANT HOST!

(a gun shot is heard)

Shrek: What the...

Amanda: Hehe...I shot myself! (falls over)

Shrek: We need to stop fighting!

Chef: Get yo ass up! *picks up Sandy and Shrek*

Miranda: Whats going on?

Chef: Chris is dead..IM HOSTING!

Chef: What will happen? Find out next time on Total Drama Trolling!

Episode 4: Finale

Miranda: Shut up Chef you annoying person. *Kills him*

Shrek: Miranda!

Sandy: Oh well.

Shrek: Shut up Sandy! We need to find a host!

Miranda: Uh...ya rite!

Shrek: THATS IT MIRAN-

Sandy: *shoves knife into Shrek' head*

Shrek: *dies*

Miranda: Thank you, hater.

Sandy: Uh...sure yall.

Miranda: Let's revive the cast and Chef but not Chris.

Sandy: Ok. *revives everyone but Chris* YAY!

Chef: What happened?

Miranda: I keeled you.

Chef: Then Sandy wins.

Sandy: YES! HAHAHAHA!

Miranda: WHAT?!

Shrek: Whatever.

Ned: Im happy everyone is alive again!

Patrick: SPONGEBOB!

Spongebob: PATRICK!

Chef: Guess what!? Season 2 is happening!


Elimination

# Contestant 1 2 3 4 5
1 Sandy LOW WIN MERGE WINNER TDTR
2 Miranda WIN WIN MERGE LOSE TDTR
3 Shrek WIN WIN LOW REVIVED TDTR
4 Amanda WIN WIN DEAD REVIVED TDTR
5 Mom WIN LOW DEAD REVIVED TDTR
6 S-Deezy WIN DEAD REVIVED TDTR
7 Ned WIN DEAD REVIVED TDTR
8 Lindsay WIN DEAD REVIVED TDTR
9 Shanaynay WIN DEAD REVIVED TDTR
10 Squidward DEAD REVIVED TDTR
11 Patrick DEAD REVIVED TDTR
12 Spongebob DEAD REVIVED TDTR

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