The New hit Total Drama FanFiction "Total Drama Rejects"
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Dear Mom and Dad im doing fine (Camera rushes past Chris while he is drinking a cup of coffee then spills it).
You guys are on my mind (Alexander reads a book while Dominique spys on him from a bush)
You asked me what i wanted to be and now it seems the answers plain to see (Alexander realizes Dominique is spying on he so he runs away)
I WANNA BE FAMOUS! (Iguess trips on a rock and falls on his and Hayden laughs at him)
I wanna live close to the sun (Paris is tanning on the beach.)
Well pack your bags cause iv'e already won! (Kitty is stretching like a cat would, in her litterbox)
Everything to prove nothing in my way, i'll get there one day (Rochelle is twerking on the beach but Chris runs up to her with the contract saying she can't twerk,Rochelle then rips the contract)
Cause i wanna be FAMOUS! (GinaMarie is screaming while running away from a grizzly bear)
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA! (Jamaal is in the kitchen playing guitar)
I wanna be i wanna be i wanna be famous (x2) (Josh is in bed sleeping with a bag of potato chips)
The ending whistle (Veronica and Trevor lean in for a kiss but are interupted by Chris the camera then zooms out and shows all the campers sitting near the campfire.)
Kitty (The Catty One)
Dominique (The Almost Super Sleuth)
Josh (The Couch Potato)
Rochelle (The Wild One)
Paris (The Drama Queen)
Iguess (The Loner)
Jamaal (The Normal One)
Trevor (The Rebel)
Veronica (The Nice Girl)
Alexander (The Bookworm)
GinaMarie (The Loud One)
Hayden (The Overachiever)
1. The Drama Begins RELEASED
2. The Hungerless Games RELEASED
3. Lights,Paris,Action! RELEASED
4. Truth Or Lies? RELEASED
5. "The Unusual Suspects" RELEASED
6. Queen Bees and Chopping Trees RELEASED
7. Grocery Shoplifting' RELEASED
8. A Royal Wreck RELEASED
9. I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost RELEASED
10. Ecosisters Vs. The He-Devil SNEAK PEEK RELEASED
11.A Look Back
12.When Will All This End?
Episode 1 The Drama Begins
Chris:Hey everyone im Chris McClain and this is Total ,Drama,REJECTS!
The Drama Begins
Episode 2 The Hungerless Games
(Theme song plays)
Chris:The season 12 complete strangers will come and compete on the majestic island of Wawanakwa,with that said let's meet our first contestant!
Kitty:Meoowrrr! Hey Chris,got any rooms with a litterbox and a scratching post?,Kitty wants her room to be purrfect.
Chris:No,no we don't have rooms like that Kitty,and your gonna have to deal with that.
Kitty:Chris i need my scratching post and litterbox! Oh wait I can use YOU as both of those things!
Chris:NO NO! Fine Kitty, i will get you the things you need!
Dominique:Hey Chris! Im Dominique and i love solving mysteries!
Chris:Did you ever solve one sucessfully?
Dominique:No... hey your phone just disappeared! I must find out who or what took it! A new mystery!
Chris:Oh god... Next!
Trevor:Uh, i came here why?
Chris:To win a million dollars,duh!
Trevor:Duh? DUH! Are you calling me stupid old man?!
Trevor:Why i oughta!!!
Chris:Teens these days, next!
Ginamarie:HEY CHRIS IM GINAMARRRRIIIIEEEE!
Chris:Can you lower your voice you almost made my ears bleed.
Chris:Gaah! Just shutup! Next!
Chris:Hello Igu-,YOUR NAME IS IGUESS HAHAHAHAH Your parents must hate you!
Iguess:Well that was nice,can i go to the cabins now?
Chris: I guess you can HAHAHAHAHA!,Next!
Paris:Hello uh,Chris is it?
Chris:Yes indeed it is.
Paris:Ok then good, now Moi needs a indoor pool and Beatuy Salon installed in the girls cabin thank you very much.
Chris:Paris your nice and all but i can't do that for you, i don't have enough money.
Paris:Uh im livng at a camp with broke people,this is torture.
Chris:Ok then forget what i said about her being nice,next!
Jamaal:Hey Chris what's up dude?!
Chris:Nothing really but thanks for asking dude!
Chris:So far your the nicest camper,next!
Chris:Hi Veronica how are you?
Veronica:Good,good it's good to get away from my normal life.
Veronica:Boring how am i boring?
Chris:Your just so normal it's boring me.
Veronica:Ok i guess.
Josh:Hey im Josh anyways were is the couch and the bag of chips?
Chris:We don't have that stuff, you actually have to do stuff here not just sit around and do nothing.
Josh:NOOOOOOO my worst nightmare!
Chris:There is a half empty bag up BBQ chips in the mess hall though.
(Josh runs to the mess hall)
Hayden:IM GONNA WIN THIS,NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!
Chris:Uh a showoff Hayden is my least favorite camper now.
Hayden:I don't care what you think cause i know im the best!
Chris:Of course you are (Sarcastically), next!
Alexander:So Giles the butler did it,wow plot twist!
Chris:Uh another bookworm?!
Alexander:Yea i mean i am Noah's Cousin!
Chris:Uh out of all the veteran campers you have to be Noah's cousin (sigh), next!
Rochelle:Hey Chris where's the dancve floor i have to get my twerk on!
Chris:Two things Rochelle, 1. We don't have a dance floor and 2. According to you contract you cannot twerk on the island of Wawanakwa.
Chris:Now that were done meeting the contestants let's make the teams!
Chris:Who wants to be a team Leader?'
(Paris raises hand)
Paris:I would like to be a team leader Chris!
Chris:Ok Paris is the first team leader who wants to be the second?
Chris:No your boring,how about you Iguess? hehe
Iguess:I guess i will be a team leader.
Chris:Ok guys it's time to pick teams,Paris your up first.
Paris:I pick Rochelle!
Rochelle:Woo Hoo! Thanks your my new homegirl!
Paris:Yea ok then.......
Chris:Iguess your next, hehe.
Iguess:I pick Hayden.
Hayden:WOOHOO GREAT CHOICE YOUR GONNA WIN EVERY CHALLENGE WITH ME ON YOUR TEAM!
Iguess:Ok cool i guess.
Chris:Paris is up!
(Team Picking Montage)
Paris:Hey Chris what is our team names?
Chris:Well Paris your team's name is the Killer Orphans
Paris:Uh i hate that name!
Chris:Well deal with it!
Iguess:What is my teams name?
Chris:The Wonderful Weirdos
Paris:HAHA my teams name is bad but your teams name is HORRIBLE!
(Paris laughs like a evil witch)
Paris:Haha...So anyway when is the first challenge gonna be Chris i hope it's today!
Chris:Nope the challenge is next episode!
Chris:Yes next episode on Total,Drama,REJECTS!!!!!!!
Episode 2 The Hungerless Games
Chris:Last time on TDR we met the twelve campers that will be competing in this season of total drama!There were crazy ones, lonely ones, and even uhhh... boring ones.Questions were asked, will they be answered? Personally i don't care, but you find out today on TOTAL,DRAMA,REJECTS!!!!!!!
The Hungerless Games
"Kill" the other contestants with your randomly selected weapon
The Killer Orphans
Caution Spoilers! (I jumble the contestants name) niagrimae
Why were they eliminated?
For being too loud and exposing themselves during the challenge
(Theme Song plays)
Paris:So Veronica would you rather be the prettiest girl alive and be a proffesional athlete?
Paris:(Talks to self) I know what her answer is.
Veronica:A proffesional athlete for sure.
Paris:(Still talking to self) Maybe i was wrong.....
Paris:Really?That's cool i guess....
Chris:Campers your free time is over it's time for your first challenge!
Paris:Woo Hoo! Challenge time!
Chris:Today's challenge is what i like to call "The Hungerless Games"
Jamaal:Don't you mean the hunger games?
Chris:Nope that's completley different from what this is,in this challenge you will try to survive just like in the hunger games, but since i would get sued if you guys really died,no one will really die, if you get hit by one of the following weapons you will "Die": Foam Sword,Plastic Grenade,Slingshot,and a Toy Bow and Arrow, in the middle of the arena we have set up is 12 boxes with various weapons in them there is no switching weapons and no sacrifices, no matter what you also will be supplied with enough food to keep you from getting hungry with that said get ready for "The Hungerless Games"!
(Campers take their spots in the arena)
(Campers run to the chests)
Paris:A foam sword?, im a girl i don't know how to use this!
Veronica:Yes a Bow and Arrow! I knew that archery class a took would pay off someday!
Rochelle:I found a plastic grenade and a cheeseburger!
Iguess:I got a slingshot!
Chris:Ok guys no one really cares about what you got just take your weapons and run or else you might "Die".
Paris:I don't wanna die!, my fans would be devastated!
Rochelle:MMMM... hold on i gotta finish this cheeseburger!
Veronica:Well you sadly aren't gonna finish it, because your'e dead!
(Veronica pokes Rochelle with her foam sword)
Chris:And Rochelle is the first person to be killed!
Rochelle:At least i have this cheeseburger!
(Chris snatches the cheeseburger away from Rochelle)
Rochelle:Aw, my cheeseburger!
(In a cave near the mess hall)
Trevor:Finally a nice dark place to be away from all those losers and just think about life.
Paris:Losers?! WHY YOU LITTLE!
(This scene is too violent for younger audiences,while it is happening please what this video of cute baby koalas.)
Chris:And Trevor is out!, literally Paris knocked him out.
GinaMarie:TREVOR IM IN THE CAVE AND I CAN'T FIND MY WAY OUT!
Paris:Stupid GinaMarie she's gotta learn to use her inside voice!
Paris:(Trys to talk like Trevor) I will help you GinaMarie, Uh duhhhhh.
GinaMarie:THANK YOU! GET OVER HERE QUICKLY!
Paris:Just a second!
Chris:And GinaMarie is out of the Hungerless Games!
Chris:We will be back after the break!
Chris:Over the break Paris has caught everyone on the Wonderful Weirdos but Veronica!
Chris:Hey look Veronica found Paris and now their fighting!
Paris:Ugh your so strong!
Veronica:I know even if you are a friend i need to win for my team.
Paris:Im your fri-friend?!
Paris:Everyone thinks im so mean but im really not the truth is iv'e never had a friend before.
Veronica:Well friends help each other so im going to help you win!
Veronica:Oh no Paris you beat me!
Chris:And Paris wins the Hungerless Games! That means the Wonderful Weirdos are sending someone home!
Veronica Conf:It was nice to help Paris win, she is my best friend here.
Paris Conf:Veronica is so stupid,she thinks iv'e never had friends ,iv'e had tons, and to think she thinks im her friend i'd never be her friend!
Chris:Ok you all know what happens here so let's get to it.
Chris:Jamaal your safe,here's your marshmellow
Chris:Alexander ,Hayden you are safe as well,
Hayden:Yes I ROCK!
Chris:The next marshmellow goes to......Veronica
Chris:Well well well look at the bottom two.... Trevor the Rebel and GinaMarie thee Loud Mouth.
Chris:One of you is going home.
Chris:The final marshmellow of the night goes to.........
Trevor:Ugh i wanted to leave.
Ginamarie:WHAT! I CAN'T LEAVE I LOVE IT HERE!
Chris:OW! My ears! Stop shouting!, now get to the Boat of Losers!
Everyone: OW!, Goobye GinaMarie
Chris:And that concludes the 2nd Episode of TDR see you next time!
GINAMARIE'S BOAT OF LOSERS CONFESSIONAL
GinaMarie:MAYBE CHRIS WAS RIGHT I SHOULD TALK A LITTLE.....lower.
GinaMarie:If i got out cause of my previously loud voice let that be so but i will be back with a better lower voice!
GinaMarie:I PROMISE YOU THAT!
GinaMarie:Whoops i talked loudly again.
Episode 3 Lights,Paris,Action!
Chris:Last time in TDR we had a challenge which I call the hungerless games. Paris dominated in the challenge but won thanks to her "Friend" Veronica,will Veronica ever find out that Paris is secretly taking advantage over her? Find out today on Total,Drama,REJECTS!
Create a commercial for the new Total Drama snack ,Yummy Gummy Crab Leg Chews
The Wonderful Weirdos
Caution Spoilers! (I jumble the contestants name) ohlercel
Why were they Eliminated?
For embarassing the team and becoming sick during the challenge, making them lose a helper for the commercial
(Theme Song plays)
Chris:Campers,gather in the mess hall in 20 minutes!
Dominique:It's not you, oh i give up!
Alexander:What's wrong Dominique?
Dominique:Well ever since i came to the island chris's phone has been missing and i have been trying to find out who or what took it!
Alexander:I am reading a book about a murder mystery,maybe i can help you with your mystery?
Dominique:Thanks! That would be great!
Dominique Conf:Alexander is really sweet,and he likes mysteries,perfect for a girl like me.
Alexander Conf:Just incase any of you think i like Dominique and start "shipping" us, i don't like her that way ,but she's one of the normal people here,one of the people i can stand.
Chris:Campers get outside for your next challenge!
Rochelle:Im starving! I need my breakfast! Im very hungry and angry you took away my cheeseburger!
Chris:Oh here you go!
Rochelle:Ew! It's all moldy..... well i am hungry. (CHOMP)
(Rochelle quickly eats the moldy cheeseburger)
Paris:EW! What do you think your'e doing! I can't have people think my team is full of GARBAGE EATERS!,that burger is garbage! NOW THROW IT UP!
Paris:THROW IT UP!
(Rochelle throws up the burger)
Veronica:Ew Paris! Making your contestants throw up ! DIGUSTING!
Paris:NO! It's because, GRRR ROCHELLE! You better pray you don't mess up during the challenge!
Rochelle Conf: If we lose this challenge Paris MUST go home!
Paris Conf:If we lose this challenge Rochelle MUST go home!
Chris:Ok campers,todays challenge is to make a commercial for the new Total Drama snack Yummy Crab Leg Chews
Paris:THAT'S A DIGUSTING SNACK!
Chris:Well if you want to win make a commercial that make it look appetizing!
Chris:Ok all of the supplies you will need to make the commercial are set up near each teams cabin! 3.......2.......1 GO!
Paris:Since im the most pretty i should make the layout for the whole commercial!
Kitty:What about me,KITTY IS PRETTY!
Paris:Well let's vote, who thinks im prettier than Kitty!
(No one raises their hand)
Paris:I WILL SUE YOU!
(Everyone raises their hand)
Kitty:Paris! You just forced them to do that everyone knows im pretty and purrrrfect!
Iguess:Kitty everybody is purr- im mean perfect it's just if we tried going against Paris bad things would happen,by the way can you cut down on the cat jokes there starting to spread before i almost said purrrfect!
Kitty:Thanks,Jamaal but the cat jokes are my thing.
Iguess:Ok i guess
(At the Wonderful Weirdos set...)
Jamaal:Can i be team leader/organizer for this challenge Veronica?
Trevor:Um hey Veronica i was wondering if i could uh you know be in the-
Veronica:Yes Trevor you can star in the commercial.
Trevor Conf:HOW DID SHE KNOW I WANTED TO BE IN THE COMMERCIAL?!
Veronica:Trevor come here for a second.
Veronica:I know you come off as some sort of emo/rebel but you seem to have a softside when it comes to acting,why is that?
Trevor:Can i trust you won't tell anyone?
Veronica:You can 100% trust me.
Trevor:Ok well when i was little my parents would always record me and my sister play around the house and sometimes we would do little skits and i really liked when we did skits and would watch them over and over on the video camera. But two years ago my sister died and i stopped making skits but a few months later I started making skits again,for my sister,i would always pretend she would sit there watching me do these skits even though she wasn't so whenever we do anything that involves acting i think of my sister and want to be involved in that play,just to believe she's there and is proud of me doing what i love even after she passed away.
Veronica: (crying) Wow i....
Trevor:Don't know what to say?
Jamaal:Come on guys we need to work on the play!
Veronica:Um can Trevor be have the main role in the commercial?
Jamaal:Yea i guess
Trevor:(whispers to Veronica) Thanks.
(Trevor and Veronica smile at each other then proceed to work on the commercial.)
(Back at The Killer Orphans set...)
Rochelle:Paris i don't think i can help with the commercial,that cheeseburger made me really sick.
Paris:UGH! Seriously?! You better hope we win or else Rochelle,or else!
(5 hours later)
Chris:Ok ,it's time to present the commercials!
Chris:Here is The Killer Orphans commercial.
(A faint sound starts to start it turns out to be the Nyan Cat tune.)
Paris:My name is Paris and Yummy Gummy Crab Legs will make everyone crazy even your cats!
Paris:Yummy Gummy crab legs have lots of protein and taste really good!
(Paris eats a gummy crab leg.)
Kitty:So get them now there are the purrrrrfect snack!
Chris:Now the Wonderful Weirdos commercial!
Trevor:Why hello there! Did you hear?
Veronica:Hear about what?!
Trevor:THE NEW SNACK THATS FLYING OFF SHELVES!
Veronica:What is it?
Trevor:Yummy Gummy crab legs made by Chris MClain the best host of a t.v. show to ever live!
Chris:Wait a second there's still 10 seconds left on the Killer Orphans commercial.
Paris:ROCHELLE WAS THE EDITOR! NO ONE GOT A REPLACEMENT?! OH NO DON'T WATCH THAT!
(Commercial comes back on)
Paris:Those disgusting things are horrible like Chris!
Kitty:I couldn't agree more!
(Commercial turns off)
Chris:WHAT?! IM HORRIBLE! You guys were going to win but after that i have to make the Wonderful Weirdos win!
(Wonderful Weirdos cheer)
Chris:Blah Blah Blah Marshmellow,blah!
Chris:Ok so now that you know what's about to happen let's start to hand out the marshmellows!
Chris:Josh,Dominique,here are your marshmellows!
Dominique:If only this was Chris's phone....
Chris:The next pair of marshmellows go to....
Chris:Kitty and Iguess!
Chris;So Paris,Rochelle you are the bottom two!
Chris:The final marshmellow goes to......
Paris:HAHA! GOODBYE ROCHELLE!
Chris:Rochelle go to the dock of shame then the Boat of Losers and get outta here!
Chris:Well that was an exiciting episode! What will become of Veronica and Trevor? Will Paris ever be punished for her meaness? You probably will never find out! But anyways see you next time on TOTAL,DRAMA,REJECTS!
ROCHELLE'S BOAT OF LOSERS SPEECH
Rochelle:I guess being hungry was less important the winning the challenge.
Rochelle;I mean sure i threw up but it's a body function,nothing to be ashamed of!
Rochelle:Paris is just a b****!
Rochelle:It's the truth.
Rochelle:What would i do differently? Not eat that cheeseburger,oh yea and KILL PARIS!
Rochelle:She needs to be eliminated!
Episode 4 Truth or Lies?
Chris:Last time on TDR we made the campers make a commercial for the new Total Drama snack Yummy Gummy crab leg chews. Veronica found out that Trevor had a soft side,and Paris got angry at Rochelle for being digusting.In the end it was Rochelle who was sent home.Who will be sent home today? Find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REJECTS!
(Theme song plays)
Paris:It's such a nice day,oh wait Rochelle will ruin it...Oh wait she's not here! HAHA
Truth Or Lies?
Tell the truth to an embarassing question about yourself,if you don't you will be dropped into cow poop
CAUTION SPOILERS!(I jumble the contestants name)ydehna
Why were they eliminated?
Not enough room for them on a new team
Kitty:Don't you think you were a little harsh on Rochelle for being sick?
Paris:Do you want to go home?
Paris:Then be quiet.
Josh:Hey girls i thought i left my chips in here did you see them?
Paris:No....wait why were you in the girls cabin?
(Josh runs out of the girls cabin)
Josh Conf:I was in the girls cabin because there beds are comfier then the ones in the boys cabin,i slept next to Paris,but she didn't notice!
Paris (Outside of the confessional booth):WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Veronica:Hey Trevs,how are you doing?
Trevor:Good, i was just sitting here hoping i impressed my sister.
Veronica:Trevor,your sister loves you and im sure she's proud of your acting in our commercial.
(Jamaal walks in)
Trevor:VERONICA! GO AWAY!
Jamaal:What was that?
Trevor:Oh nothing she was annoying me.
(Jamaal walks out,Veronica walks back in)
Veronica:What was that?
Trevor:Well no offense but because of who i am i can't let people think your my friend,im a rebel im not supposed to have friends.
Veronica:Oh well you should hsave explained that to me earlier!
Chris:Campers come to the mess hall for your next challenge there is also a game changing twist!
Chris:Ok campers the twist is there will be new teams!
Paris:This early in the game?
Chris:Yes but instead of two teams there will be three teams,they will be picked randomly,but since there is no way to split the teams evenly only 9 of you will be picked if you are not picked you are eliminated!
(All of the contestants gasp)
Chris:Team 1 is:Alexander,Josh and Dominique.
Dominique:Yay were on the same team!
Alexander:(smiles at dominique)
Dominique:This is a sign me and Alexander were meant to be together im so happy Alexander's on my team!
Chris:Team 2 is:Iguess,Trevor and Veronica.
Chris:The final team is....
Hayden:WHAT,I HAVE TO WIN!
Chris:Well your not,now go to the boat of losers!
HAYDEN:I WILL BE BACK!
Hayden:SHUT UP YOU LOSERS!
Chris:Ok now for your challenge!
Paris:But someone went home already,what's the point of a challenge?
Chris:You will see....
Chris:By the way Team 1 your team name is Team Freakshow,Team 2 is Team Uglyness,and Team 3 is Team Horrid
Paris:But i am anything but horrid!
Chris:Paris shutup,I choose the names and you deal with it!
Chris:If you win this challenge you willw in a secret prize but no one will know what the prize is!
Paris:So what's the challenge?!
Chris:Truth or Lies is the challenge i will ask you a question that is super embarassing about yourself,if you answer truthfully you will stay in the game if you lie you will be dropped into a pile of bull poo eliminating you from the challenge.
Chris:Here we go!
(The contsetants are raised into the air over a pile of of bullshit,i meant bull,shit)
Chris:First question and it's for Iguess, is it true that in 3rd grade you dressed up as a girl for halloween?
Chris:.....IT IS THE TRUTH!
Chris:Next question,Kitty is it true that before youstarted pretending to be a cat you pretended to be a dog?
Kitty:NO! I hate dogs!
Chris:......IT IS A LIE!
(Chris drops Kitty into the bull crap)
Chris:Next question,Dominique is it true that you like Alexander?
(Dominique falls into the bull poo)
Alexander Conf:DOMINIQUE LIKES ME?!
Chris:Next question,Alexander do you like Dominique?
Chris:He is.....TELLING THE TRUTH
Dominique Confessional:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWA SOSBSBSOSOSBSOSBSOSBOSBOSBOSOSBOSBOS BOOHOOOHBHHOOOHBHOOOHBH CRY CRY CRY
Chris:Next question,Paris is it true that you are poor and pretend to be rich?
Paris:WHAT IM NOT LYING!!!!!
Chris:Well according to the lie detector you are!
(Paris is dropped into the bull poop)
Paris:Ugh this shirt is ruined!
Chris:What's the big deal,can't you by another one,i mean YOU ARE RICH!
Chris:Next question,Jamaal atre you really Jamican?
Chris:That is the truth!
Chris:Next question,Josh do you do anything other than eat chips and watch tv?
Josh:Well if you count the show then yes but if not then no.
Chris:That is the truth!
Chris:Next question,Veronica is it true you hate sports?
Veronica:No I like sports!
Chris:That is the truth!
Chris:Next question,Trevor is it tre you have a soft side for acting?
(Trevor is dropped into the bull shit)
Chris:Next question,Jamaal is it true you hate beanies?
Chris:Liar! Wait you wear beanies why do you hate- nevermind
(Jamaal is dropped into the bull crap)
(Many drops later)
Chris:It's the final question,for Veronica if she answers this without lying she will win! Do you hate Paris?
Chris;VERONICA WINS!But how could you not hate Paris?
Veronica:Cause she's nice to me!
(In the mess hall)
Chris:Ok Veronica ll the contestans are sleeping except you so i will tell you what you have won!,the next vote will be up to the viewrs,so since you won you get immunity so they can't vote you out!
Veronica:Great but i don't think i need it,can i give it to someone?
Chris:Ok if that's what you want.
(Inside the girls cabin)
Veronica:I will tell you later.
Chris:Wow that was a shocking episode ,Hayden went home,Veronica gave her immunity away,what will happen next,well you will happen!,You will vote for which contestant should leave in the next episode! The contestant with the most votes to go home WILL BE ELIMINATED also you cannot vote for Paris since she has immunity,See you on the next TDR and Happy Voting!
HAYDEN'S BOAT OF LOSERS CONFESSIONAL
Hayden:THIS WAS SO UNFAIR!
Hayden:I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN THESE LOSERS AND I GET OUT CAUSE THE TEAMS WOULDN'T BE EVEN OR SOMETHING!
Hayden:IM GONNA KILL YOU CHRIS BECAUSE YOU KNOW I SHOULD WIN,AND NOW IM GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!
Hayden:WATCH YOUR BACK CHRIS!
The Freakshow Fishies
Team Ugly Pug
Team Horrid Horse
Episode 5 "The Unusual Suspects"
Chris:Last time on TDR we had a rather intresting episode,Hayden was sent home due to there not being enough space on the new teams,people were droped into bull shit,and Veronica gave away her immunity to (of course) Paris. what will happen today on TOTAL,DRAMA,REJECTS!
Kitty:What is it Paris!,you interupted my cat nap!
The "Unusual" Suspects
Find out who killed Paris's hamster Amanda.
Team Ugly Pug and Team Horrid Horse
CAUTION SPOILERS! (I jumble the contestants names) hjso and xnreadela
Why were they eliminated?
Because of the viewers vote and because of love drama
Paris:Amanda is dead!
(Dominique barges in)
Paris:My hamster died!
Dominique:That means someone killed it, A MYSTERY THAT I MUST SOLVE!
Chris:(From outside the cabin) That sounds like a great challenge,campers come to the mess hall in 5 minutes!
(Five minutes later)
Chris:Ok campers i will tell you what your challenge is in just a moment but first we have to see who the viewers voted to be eliminated.
Chris:Wow pretty unanimous
Chris:It seems that all 10 voters voted for.....
Josh:What why me?!
Chris:It seeems like the viewers had enough of your laziness and wanted you to leave.
Chris:Josh will not be the only one leaving tonight, someone will be voted offf tonight and be sent home on the boat of losers like Josh was,meaning today there will be a DOUBLE ELIMINATION!
Chris:Now to tell you what the challenge is, Paris's hamster Amanda died whichever team finds out who killed it will win the challenge.
Dominique Conf:I know im gonna win this challenge with the help of Alexander!
Iguess: (Outside the confessional booth) You do know he doesn't like you right?
Chris:Ok the challenge starts in 3 2 1... GO!
Alexander:So Dominique what should we do?!
Dominique:Well you don't like me so im not working with you!
Alexander:But can't we be friends?
Iguess:Your on your own dude!
Alexander:Iguess! Why are you leaving me!
Iguess:Dont you know? I think Dominique is hot!
Alexander:Well i guess im on my own.
Alexander:What do you mean i wasn't trying to be- oh haha!
Paris:(GASP) A SHOE PRINT!
(Paris asks everyone to let her see their shoes,and proceeds to look at them.)
Paris:Ok so the shoeprints match up with Veronica,Alexander,Trevor and Iguess's shoes so everyone else is inoccent.
Paris:Ok let's look some more Kitty.
(Camera turns to Dominique)
Dominique:Iguess,look what i found! Under Paris's bed there's a half eaten lime gummy bear,i can found out who did it by testing the saliva! Iguess...hello?
Iguess:Pretty girly....Huh what uh gummy bear koala horse? What?
Dominique:IGUESS! PAY ATTENTION,MYSTERIES AND CRIME ARE SERIOUS BUISNESS!
(10 minutes later)
Dominique:UGH THE SALIVA EVAPORATED!
Iguess:Too bad,so sad.
(Camera switches to Veronica and Trevor)
Veronica:Hey Trevor come over here WHOOPS!
(Veronica trips over a broken stair near the cabins and falls on the ground)
Trevor:Im on my way!
Veronica:NO TREVOR WAIT!
(Trevor trips on the broken stair aswell tripping then falling on Veronica accidentally kissing her)
Trevor and Veronica:MMMMMWAH......AAAAHHHHH!
Veronica:Why did you kiss me?!
Trevor:Why did you kiss me?!
Trevor and Veronica:....
(Camera goes back to Paris and Kitty)
Kitty:Hey Paris look!
Paris:Another clue! a piece of clothing! It seems a part of someone shirt ripped off, it looks like the shoulder area.
Paris:Let's see it's a red t shirt piece (GASP),IM GONNA KILL YOU *********! (Not a curse it's the killers name.)
(Camera goes to Veronica and Trevor)
Trevor:Um Veronica i heard Paris say who it was,wanna go tell chris......?
(Camera goes to Alexander)
Alexander:It's hard doing this by myself......
Alexander:I just wanna have friends again!
(10 hours later)
(Camera goes to Jamaal)
Jamaal:Maybe there's a clue over here? Wo WOAH!
(Jamaal trips and falls of a cliff onto a tree)
Jamaal:HELP! HELP ME!
Jamaal:It's Lindsay! One of the Total Drama Veterans!, HEY LINDSAY A LITTLE HELP!
Lindsay:Huh? Oh ok
(5 minutes later)
Linday:I got you your kelp sir!
Jamaal:(Talks to self) Of course i get the dumb blonde to help me! ,NOT KELP I NEED HELP H-E-L-P HELP!
Lindsay:Oh it's 4:00 I gotta go shopping with Katie,see you later!
Jamaal:What do i do now?
(Camera goes to Chris and everyone but Jamaal)
Chris:Ok Paris and Trevor both told me who the killer was and they got it right!
Kitty:Hey Paris where's Jamaal?
Paris:Shhh chris is talking about the killer and i don't know in the cabins probably.
(Camera goes back to Jamaal)
(Camera goes back to Chris and everybody but Jamaal)
Chris:The killer was Alexander!, but why
Alexander:It was an accident i thought it was a rat because it was on the floor running around it mustv'e gotten out from Paris's cabin then came to mine, i thought it was a rat so i stepped on it!
Paris:Im gonna kill you!
Chris:After the elimination!
(Camera shows the losing team walk to the Bonfire Ceremony)
Alexander:Um Dominique i just wanted to say im sor-
Dominique:Save it sweet cheeks,your game is over.
Chris:Well this is gonna be a short bonfire ceremony.
Chris:First marshmellow goes to....
Chris:And the final marshmellow goes to.....
Dominique:That's what you get when you break a girl's heart!
Alexander:No! Noah is gonna be so disapointed in me!
Chris:Alexander, Boat of Losers , now!
Chris:The cops?! What are the cops doing here!
Police:Alexander killed a hamster right.
Alexander:Uh yea i did, why?
Police:Well that's animal abuse!
Alexander:So im getting arrested?!
Police:No you luckily just get out of this predicament with a fine!
Alexander:Ok i can pay that.
Police:Sorry there was a coffee stain on the price,the actual price is 50,000 dollars!
Dominique:Haha! He got what he deserved!
Chris:Today was an exicting episode! Alexander and Josh went home, Veronica and Trevor kissed ,Alexander got fined 50,000 dollars, and much more! What will happen next time,MORE DRAMA i hope,well anyways see you next time on TOTAL,DRAMA,REJECTS!
JOSH'S BOAT OF LOSERS SPEECH
Josh:You guys wanted me out because i was lazy?
Josh:Well im sorry but that's just who i am!
Josh: I mean i guess i could start excersising...
Josh:NOT, you didn't really think i would exercise did you?! That's crazy
ALEXANDER'S BOAT OF LOSERS SPEECH
Alexander:I did kinda like Dominique
Alexander:But i had to say i didn't in the Truth or Lies challenge because i can't just tell her randomly!
Alexander:I just wish she could hear what im saying,because im sorry and i do indeed like her.
Dominique:I knew that chip implanted in is ear while he was sleeping would come in handy! I can hear what he's saying! ALEXANDER!
(Camera goes back to Jamaal, it's 9:00 pm)
Jamaal:Oh hi little squirrel you wanna help me get down from this tre- AAAAAHHHH!
Episode 6 Queen Bees and Chopping Trees
WARNING:This episode of Total Drama Rejects has the most drama yet. Viewer descretion is advised. Just kidding but there is ALOT of drama.
Chris:Last time on TDR the campers had to find out who killed Paris's hamster Amanda. Will someone die today?!, I REALLY HOPE SO! Well you will find out today on TOTAL,DRAMA,REJECTS!
Trevor:Hey uh Veronica, you ok?
Veronica:Yea im still really shocked about what happened yesterday...
Trevor:So should i come back later...?
Veronica:Yea i need some time alone...
Trevor Conf:Ever since that kiss things have been super awkward between me and Veronica, i just want us to be normal friends again!
Chris:Campers! Mess hall now!
Chris:From now on there will be no teams!
Chris:But that's not all,it's time for you to say hello to some famaliar faces!
Chris:Please welcome back GinaMarie, Rochelle, Hayden,Josh and Alexander!
Chris:These 5 previously eliminated contestants will be competing against you in the next few challenge (s) they are THE REVENGERS!
Chris:They still don't have a chance to win the million dollars... but! If one of the revengers wins a challenge they can vote off oe of you,only they can vote by the way.
GinaMarie:YOUR GOING down!
Rochelle:That voice therapy class is starting to pay off Gina,good job.
Josh:Yea Im not really good with this "Revengers" thing you knnow since im lazy,so im just gonna go...
Hayden:NO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO WIN SO YOUR STAYING!
Alexander:Dominique there's something I need to tell you...
Dominique:Um.....ok what is it?
Alexander:I really really like you.
Dominique:Ahem... CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!
(Dominque kisses Alexander)
Chris:Ew stop the love, I HATE LOVE!
Chris:Now that this whole revengers twist has been introduced let me tell you what today's challenge is...
Chris:Today you will have to cut down as many trees as you can in the Dark Woods of Wawanakwa,then proceed to build a wooden beehive for the not so friendly Poison Wawanakwa Honey Bees,who ever builds the best beehive will win, you have 1 hour to collect as much wood as you can... 3... 2.. 1 GO!
Rochelle:I need to eat before this. Can I have that Sloppy Joe you packed GM?
(Rochelle scarfs down the Sloppy Joe)
Paris:Rochelle stop eating so much you fat pig!
Paris:Whoops I forgot there's no teams, and uh your ELIMINATED!
Rochelle:Paris shut up you think your so much better than everyone when your really just a b***h
Paris:Ugh how rude and disrespectful!.
Paris:Don't ever talk to me again you pig.
Rochelle:Ok you dumb blonde.
(Paris storms away)
Rochelle:Im so ready for this challenge now!
Alexander:Cutting down trees takes work!
Dominique:If you weren't on the Revengers I would help you.
Alexander:Yea I know this Revenger thing sucks.
(Camera switches to Jamaal)
Jamaal:(Yawns) Good morning every- IM STILL IN THE TREE!
(Camera switches to Paris)
Paris:Did you hear something?
Kitty:I don't think so.
Kitty:Jamaal is still missing. Should we look for him?
Paris:I guess so ,it's alot better than chopping trees.
(Camera switches to Iguess)
Iguess:(Sigh) Im so lonely.
Trevor:No your not, me and Veronica are your friends.
Iguess:Yea ok, very likely your just gonna use me than discard me later in the game. I know were not friends.
Iguess:Watch your back user!
(Iguess walks away)
Trevor:Oh my god.
Veronica:Hey.....what happened with you and Iguess?
Trevor:He said something about me using him or something.
(Camera switches to Paris and Kitty)
Paris:JAMAAL WHERE ARE YOU!
(Camera switches to Jamaal 100 ft away)
Jamaal:PARIS ,KITTY IS THAT YOU, IM STUCK IN A TREE!
Paris:Did you hear something?
(Camera switches to Rochelle)
Rochelle:This beehive is coming out great I just have to watch out for- BEES!
(Rochelle is repeatedly stung by bees while GinaMarie watches in horror.)
(Paris and Kitty run over)
Paris:UGH! Stupid GinaMarie, I thought you were Jamaal screaming for help. Come on Kitty let's go back into the woods.
GinaMarie:I hate there attitude..... OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT ROCHELLE.
(Camera switches to Alexander)
Alexander:There we go ,a perfectley built Wawanakwa Hone Bee Hiv-
(The entire hive breaks)
Dominique:It's ok! It's ok Alexander!
(Camera switches to Rochelle)
Rochelle:It hurts! It hurts so bad!
Doctor:GM ,Rochelle is severly injured and must be taken out of the game.
Rochelle:(cough) Bye, (cough) gurl!
GinaMarie:Now im even more determined to build the hive ,FOR ROCHELLE!
Chris:And GinaMarie wins it for the Revengers!
(Camera switches to Iguess)
Trevor and Veronica:Iguess we are not using you, you really are our friend.
Iguess:I still don't believe you.
Veronica;Wanna know what I can't believe! That you would actually think we would use you.
Iguess:Well it's true.
Veronica:You made me and Trevor reallly upset and that was wrontg.
Iguess:Well personally I think you deserved it.
Veronica:Are you kidding me??!?!?!
(Veronica walks out the front door with Trevor behind her,screaming swear words, Veronica then comnes back and slams the door.)
Veronica:I have never swear in my life! Im not like that. He is just, so frustrating.
Trevor:Maybe he's just having a bad day, we will see how he is tomorrrow.
Chris:As you can see the Revengers have there own little booth to vote in.
Chris:Wait a second where's Jamaal ,Kitty and Paris?
Paris:We are here.
Paris:Sorry we had to go find Jamaal, he was stuck in a tree.
Chris:SO YOU DIDN'T DO THE CHALLENGE!
Paris and Kitty:No...
Chris:IM ASHAMED IN ALL OF YOU!
Chris:Revengers you may now vote.
Chris:Well that was quick, and unanimous!
Chris:The Revengers voted off...........
Jamaal;I was stuck in a tree for a whole day and no one noticed besides Kitty and Paris. Im very offended by that. I know im the laid-back kinda guy but this just pisses me off.I QUIT.
Chris:If you insist, Paris stays you go.
Chris:Well that was an exciting episode of TDR people were stuck in trees people were stung by bees, and Jamaal quit!. What will happen next time, on TOTAL,DRAMA,REJECTS!
JAMAAL'S BOAT OF LOSERS SPEECH
Jamaal:I do not feel like a loser at all, frankly I think If I stayed I would have won.
Jamaal:I was treated unfairly and possibly could have died in that tree.
Jamaal:The host of the show DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE I WAS GONE. Meanwhile in Episode 1 he said I was his favorite contestant.
Jamaal:This shows just how lame Chris really is.
(Camera switches to Iguess)
Iguess:Mwahahahaha! Maybe my plan will finally work.
Iguess:I act like I distrust them for no reason.
Iguess:Then they will eventually feel bad.
Iguess:And do anything I ask again.
(Veronica listens in on Iguess's talk to self speech)
Veronica:How could he!?!?!?
(Veronica storms away)
Iguess:Haha,I wish I was that smart. I'd never be that mean to someone.
Iguess:I can't wait for tomrrow when I tell them that this was an April Fools Joke, they will laugh and be relieved.
Episode 7 Grocery Shoplifting
Chris:Last time on TDR, we had our contestants build a beehive for the local Wawanakwa Honey Bees. Rochelle was stung by multiple bees and had to be rushed to the hosptal,and Jamaal quit the game and saved Paris from elimination. He says it's cause he was treated unfairly. But could he have saved Paris out of love? You will never know. ON TOTAL DRAMA REJECTS! Maybe next season.....
Paris:Wow,im still in the game Kitty, Jamaal saved me.
Kitty:Yea I know ,SHOCKER!
Paris:I know right!
(Veronica walk in)
Veronica:Hey girls, im not really in the mood to talk.
Paris:I know you just said you don't wanna talk but why are you angry?
Veronica:Im getting betrayed.
(Camera switches to Iguess)
(Veronica slams the door into the wall creating a hole in the wall)
Veronica:How could you!
Veronica:You act like your so pissed at us and now your trying to betray us!
Iguess:No im not!
Veronica:Yea very likely.
Iguess Conf:I just lost my closest ally,what do I do now?
Chris:Campers come to the mess hall right now!
Chris:It's time for today's challenge.
Chris:Today you will visit the Wawanakwa Grocery Store!
Paris:OMG WE GET TO BUY ACTUAL FOOD.
Josh: :D I CAN BUY CHIPS!
(Paris and Josh Hi-5)
Chris:But we are not giving you any money to buy food, so you will have to shoplift.
Veronica:I can't ,I have never done one bad thing in my entire life!
Chris:People who do not compete in the challenge are disqualified.
Chris:When your done shoplifting you will go through a scanner, whatever food items it scans do not count in your final score, the person who has the most food at the end (Each food item is one point) aka points wins invincibility! (Revengers don't get invincibility.)
Chris:Ready set go!
Paris:Let's see... GASP a beatuy aisle!
Paris: Suave, TreSemme, Loreal ,everything I need!
Paris:No food for me, I got everything I need let's leave.
Scanner:BZZT! Customer has 1 unpurchased Tresemme and 2 unpurchased loreal!
Paris: Dang it.
Chris: Paris has 7 points with 3 Suave 2 Tresemme and 2 Loreal.
GinaMarie:A get well card! Perfect for Rochelle.
GinaMarie:Flowers and chocolate too!
Scanner: No unpurchased items, thank you for shopping at Wawanakwa Grocery Store.
Chris:GinaMarie has 3 Flower Bundles a get well card and two boxes of chocolate giving her 6 points. Paris is in the lead.
Veronica:Im gonna buy everything Trevor likes. To apologize.
Veronica:Hot cheetos, ranch dressing, tacos. Perfect.
Scanner: BZZT! One unpurchased Hot Cheetos.
Veronica:No I COMMITED A CRIME!
Chris:Well your in the lead with 8 points Veronica!
Veronica:I guess it was worth it.
(Several Purchases later)
Iguess:I might as well buy some stuff to apologize to Veronica with.
Iguess: Soccer Balls, New cleats, Sports Monthly magazine,and a I heart sports wristband.
Buzzer: This customer has no unpurcahsed items.
Chris:Iguess is in the lead with 13 points.
Josh:I need some BBQ chips!
Josh:Or Sour Cream.
Josh:This is such a hard decision!
Josh:I know what im going to pick.
Scanner:Customer has 20 unpurchased plain potato chips.
Josh:Im not good at hiding.
Chris:Josh is in last with 0 points!
Kitty:I need some new kitty later, cat food and cat toys.
Buzzer:This customer has no unpurchased items.
Chris:And Kitty wins it with 35 items!
Chris:Since Kitty won the Revengers don't vote the contestants do.
(1 hour later)
Veronica:Hey Trevor, Im sorry for sort of ignoring you.
Trevor:It's ok, wait a minute are those snacks for me!?
Veronica:Yep. It's a gift.
Trevor:Thanks Veronica! Your the best girlfriend ever. I love you.
Veronica:(Crying) I love you too :').
Veronica:GET OUT YOUR GONNA KILL THE MOMENT!
(Camera switches to GinaMarie)
GinaMarie:I feel so guilty :(.
Josh:(Yawn) Why GM?
GinaMarie:I feel if I knew a way to help Rochelle while she was getting stung by bees, she'd be here.
Josh:No, no t's not you fault GM it's not.
GinaMarie:(Sniffle) Thanks. (Sniffle) I hope she likes her gifts.
(Camera switches to Rochelle in the Hospital)
Nurse:Miss Rochelle, you have a package.
Rochelle:It's from GinaMarie!
Rochelle: Im sorry you got stung by bees, accept my apology please, get well soon!- GinaMarie.
Rochelle:That was a nice card , wait.
Rochelle:THANK YOU SO MUCH!
(Camera switches to Dominique)
Dominique:Alexander, now that your back we need to find out who stole chris's phone...
Alexander:I think I know who would wanna steal something like that.
(Alexander whispers to Dominique)
Dominique:IT WAS SO OBVIOUS. I didn't even notice!
Chris:Let me tell you this was a shocking vote.
Chris:I decided to read the votes aloud to you today.
Chris: 1 vote Paris!
Chris:1 vote Iguess.
Chris:Another vote Iguess!
Chris:Another vote for Paris!
Chris: And the final vote of the night is for.......
Veronica:(Whispering to self) Please Iguess, Please Iguess.
Chris:Iguess to the Boat of Losers, now!
Iguess:Veronica it was a April Fools Joke!
Veronica:Yea pfft ok.
(3 hours later)
Veronica: What's this bag,GASP SPORTS MAGAZINE SOCCER BALLS AND EVEN WRISTBANDS.
Veronica:I know Trevor got me this :)
Veronica:Gasp a note!
Veonica:Sorry for stressing you out with the April Fools Joke! Im so sorry these are gifts of my Apology! - From your friend Iguess.
Veronica:HOW COULD I THINK HE WAS THIS BAD OF A PERSON!
Veronica:Im so sorry Iguess!
Chris:Wow that was dramatic, today we had one of the most shocking votes ever,what will happen next time on TOTAL DRAMA REJECTS!
IGUESS'S BOAT OF LOSERS SPEECH
Iguess:I hope Veronica finds the bag I left her.
Iguess:And that me and her can be friends again.
Iguess:What a stupid thing to do.
Iguess:I guess April Fools Jokes are bad.
Camera Guy:HAHAHA IGUESS!
Episode 8 A Royal Wreck
Chris: Last time on TDR we made our contestants go grocery shopping, some got tons of items, some got none, others weren't even selfish and bought stuff FOR OTHER PEOPLE. Personally I think buying things for other people is stupid. What will happen today on Total Drama Rejects!
Paris:With my calculations, I have a 50% chance of winning.
Paris:There's no way Dominique will win cause she's just retarded in my opinion, Trevor might win cause he is alligned with Veronica so they have a 25% chance of winning. And you Kitty have a 25% chance of winning so as long as Trevor or Veronica goes home tonight were safe.
Kitty: Yay! Meow!
Dominique: (Outside of Cabin) So im retarded ,huh? Well I can't wait to see your face when this retarded girl gets you out of this game.
Trevor:Veronica, I love you so much.
Veronica:I love you too,alot.
Trevor:Veronica I need to ask you a really important question.
Veronica:What is it?!
Trevor:Im sorry, I can't tell you.
Veronica:You get me all exicited and now you don't tell me?! This is why I love you.
Trevor:I can't believe how much iv'e changed I used to be so depressed but ever since I met you I have been so happy.
Trevor:You are my sunshine...
Trevor:My only sunshine...
Trevor:You make me happy, when skies are grey.
Trevor:You will never know, dear, how much I love you.
Trevor:Please don't take my sunshine away...
Veronica:(Crying) I love you so much!
(Trevor and Veronica kiss)
Trevor:Will you be my official girlfriend?
Veronica:YES! I WILL YES YES YES!
Trevor:(Crying) I have never been so happy in my life :')
Chris:Campers come to the mess hall now I have an important announcement.
Chris:The Revengers twist is now over! Say goodbye to GinaMarie,Hayden ,Josh and Alexander!
Dominique:Goodbye Alexander. (Dominique leans over to kiss Alexander on the cheek)
Chris:Ok now that there gone it's time to tell you what todays challenge is.
Chris:Today's challenge is probably one of the most important challenges this season.
Chris:Today you will be searching for my phone, which im pretty sure I just left in my mansion ,so that's where your going to look!
Dominique: GASP Chris I know who took your phone it's Paris!
Paris:What a false accusation!
Dominique:But I have seen you use it!
Paris:Ok well let's see ,on the first day we were here what happened was the phone fell out of Chri's pocket and into yours Dominique, look in your pocket.
Dominque:Yea ok but I doubt it's in my- OH MY GOD YOU SNEAKY LITTLE B****
Dominque:OH HELL NO! You put it in my pocket!
Paris:What a false accusation!
Dominque:I demand to take this to court!
Chris:Well I guess today we are having a court based challenge, DOMINIQUE VS PARIS!
Chris:We need a Jury so let's bring back the losers, welcome back GinaMarie Rochelle Hayden Josh Alexander and Iguess! (Jamaal refused to come back to the island of Wawanakwa!
Chris:Each person picks one witness by there side!
Paris:I pick Kitty.
Dominique:I pick Alexander.
Chris:Ok so the rest of you are in the jury.
(Camera switches to Courtroom)
The Plantiff:Paris and her witness Kitty
The Defendant:Dominque and her witness Alexander
Judge Chris:Order in the court! Order!
Paris:Um excuse me judge Dominuqe had th phone in her pocket so that's enough evidence that she stole the phone.
Judge Chris:Like Dominique said before you could have placed that phone in her pocket while she was sleeping so that's not enough evidence Paris.
Judge Chris:Dominique do you have anything you would like to say?
Dominique:Yes I think we should make sides, One Side for people who support Paris and One side for people who support me.
Judge Chris:Ok, we will do sides then.
(Rochelle GinaMarie Iguess and Alexander defend Dominique)
(Hayden and Josh defend Paris)
Hayden:I defend Paris because she's hot.
Josh:I defend Paris cause it took less time to walk here then to Dominique.
Paris:Ugh you people are such losers!
(Ok lets start the court meeting)
Judge Chris:Paris you may speak first.
Paris:Thank you Chris ,I know for a fact that Dominique stole your phone, I have a picture of her on the phone.
Judge Chris:She's right Dominique! That is you using MY PHONE.
Dominique:Let me see the picture please Chris.
Dominique:First of all this picture was taken at night and I always go to bed before about 6 to be exact, and my hair is covering my face so you can't even tell if im awake, so they must have made me look like I was sitting on the phone while I was sleeping.
Judge Chris:But wouldn't you feel them moving you?
Dominique:I guess, but I dint feel them move me. They did a pretty good job of not making it noticable.
Paris:She's lying that photo was captured while she was wide awake!
Judge Chris; That's enough, let's hear Dominique's side of the story.
Dominque:So I planned out exactly what I was gonna say.
Dominique:Paris had a motive to steal the phone.
Dominique:She needed to keep in touch with her fans.
Dominique:And since she's just like every typical teen girl these days she can't live without a phone.
Dominique:So what Paris's did was she left cabins at 12:00 am which is shown on the security camera.
Dominque:Walked to chris's mansion and got there at approximetley 3:00 am.
Dominque:Then she is seen putting something in her pocket and running out as quick as she could.
Dominique:And it's all on video.
Paris:But I didn't go in there to steal his phone!
Paris:I stole this! (Paris holds up a picture of Chris McClain)
Judge Chris:My self portrait! But why!
Paris:So I could sell it on Ebay ,duh!
Judge Chris:Anyways....Iv'e come to a conclusion DOMINIQUE STOLE THE PHONE!
Dominique:But it wasn't me! Just let me re watch the survellance cameras!
Judge Chris:Nope your outta here you crook!
Dominique:I found proof Paris did it! LOOK!
(Dominque shows slowed down video of Paris walking by Chris on the dock day 1)
Dominque:Look she snatched it from your pocket!
Judge Chris:PARIS?! HOW COULD YOU!
Judge Chris:You are a disgrace!
(Back at the mess hall)
Chris:Paris you stole my phone you horrible disgrace of a person.
Chris:I read the rulebook and it staes that I can't elimante a contestant for personal reasons so the only way she could be eliminated is if you people vote her out.
(The contestants cast their votes)
Chris:And the votes are in!
Chris:(Whispers to self) PLEASE PARIS!
Chris:1 vote Dominique.
Chris:1 vote Paris.
Chris:Another vote for Paris.
Chris:AND PARIS IS OUT WITH THREE VOTES!
Paris:No this can't be possible! NO NO NO NO NO!
Paris:Ugh you all SUCK!
Paris:Dominique you suck and are retarded and will never be a detective.
Paris:Trevor your an emo freak who should just get away from us and go write poetry or something.
Paris:Veronica I can't believe you ever thought we were friends and when you gave me that immunity I laughed, I still couldn't believe you thought I'd be friends with you.
Paris: and Kitty OH KITTY you dumb blonde idiot letting me use you through the whole game you are so dumb, no actually your retarded.
Veronica:It's ok Kitty, let the b**** leave let the b**** leave.
Chris:GOODBYE PARIS GET OUTTA HERE!
Paris:Ugh goodbye you losers!
Chris:Well that was an exiciting episode of TDR what will happen next time, find out! Next time on TOTAL DRAMA REJECTS
PARIS'S BOAT OF LOSERS SPEECH
Paris:I hate all of them.
Paris:Im so much better than them.
Paris:Im not sad about getting eliminated at all.
Paris:I mean I am rich I don't need the money.
Paris:IM NOT LYING!
Episode 9 I Ain't Afraid Of No Ghost
Chris:Last time on TDR we had our first Wawanakwa Court. It was PARIS VS DOMINIQUE. In the end Dominique won and the b**chy psychopath known as Paris was sent home finally, and I got my phone back! What will happen today on TOTAL DRAMA REJECTS!
Kitty:Meowrr.... WAWAWA My game is over!
Kitty:What do I do?
Chris:Campers mess hall now!
Kitty:I don't wanna!
Chris:MESS HALL NOW!
Chris:Ok campers so today is an INSTANT ELIMINATION CHALLNGE.
Chris:You will go into a haunted house maze and try to find your way out, but watch out there are ghosts in the house to scare you!
Chris:The last person to get out of the maze will be ELIMINATED!
Chris:The challenge begins in 30 minutes!
(Camera switches to Kitty)
Kitty:I can't believe it I HAVE RESORTED TO SCRAPBOOKING.
Kitty:I need friends.
Kitty:(Kitty starts to cry)
Kitty:I never had friends.
Kitty's Mom: Kitty it's time to start your 10th birthday party!
Kitty:Yay! are the people I invited here.
Kitty's Mom:No Kitty, but they left a message.
Message:Hey Kitty it's all of us, sorry we couldn't make it to YOUR party we went to Paris's Party instead, sorry! Maybe next year.
Kitty:How could I forget that!
Kitty:She went to my school!
Kitty:She always hated me!
(Camera switches to Trevor)
Trevor:So it's a ghost challenge, cool! I ghosts are cool!
Trevor:What is it Veronica?
Veronica:Im really afraid of ghosts!
Trevor:(Facepalm) Seriously, you know there not real.
Veronica:I know but they still scare me.
Veronica:You will stay with me through the whole challenge right?
Trevor:Of course Veronica.
(Camera switches to Dominique)
Dominique:A mystery/ghost based challenge I love it!
(Dominique looks under her bed to find Paris's Diary)
Dominique:She was stupid enough to leave her diary here!
(Dominique flips to a random page)
Diary:Ok, so what makes me wanna throw up is that Trevor and Veronica are dating!
Diary:My goal is to get them out, If they get to the Final 3 with me Im done for!
Dominique:No one can know I read this.
Dominique:Wow there dating?
Dominique:They must get out today ,if they don't I will have to try extra hard in the next challenge to make sure either trevor or Veronica is sent home.
Dominique:Wow Paris, you were actually helpful for once.
Chris:Campers it's time to start the challenge!
Chris:On your mark get set go!
Dominique:A ghost maze challenge? PFFT TOO EASY!
Kitty:(Sigh) It's so lonely without Paris, but she ditched me and she's my enemy that I completeley forgot about..... I just want some friends.
(Camera switches to Veronica and Trevor)
Veronica:Trevor Iike I said before I hate haunted houses and ghostswe need to get out of here.
Trevor:Don't worry about that Veronica I will always be here by your side.
(Trevor trips and slams into a wall the wall then turns and Trevor is now on another side of the maze)
Trevor:Im on my way Veronica!
(Trevor trys to go back out the way he got in the other side but he then finds out, it is a one way wall.)
(Camera switches to Kitty)
Ghost:BOO! BOO! BOO!
Kitty:(Running) WAWAWAWA THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
(Camera switches to Dominique)
Dominique:Ok so since I know Im going to be the first out of the house, I needed to plan so after calculate the houses size shape etc.
Dominique:This map what the entire house looks like, unless I calculated wrong I should be out of here in 5 minutes.
(Camera switches to Veronica)
Veronica:Boo hoo! Trevor... where are you...
Trevor:VERONICA WHERE ARE YOU!
Veronica:Where is he....
Veronica:Wait is that the...
Chris:And Veronica is the first one out of the haunted house!
Dominique:I must get out of here I NEED SECOND AT LEAST.
(Camera switches to Trevor)
Kitty:Ghosts! AAAH MEOWRRR!
(Trevor and Kitty are both running away from ghosts, they then crash into each other.
Kitty:Trevor, is that you!
Kitty:Oh finally someone I can talk to.
Trevor:Talk to? What about Paris Oh wait she's not here, and she hates you.
Trevor:Im sorry! What do you wanna talk about.
Kitty:Well I kinda wanted to ask you something.
Trevor:What is it?
Kitty:Can we be......... friends?
Trevor:Ok! Let's find a way out so we can beat Dominique and be in the Final 3.
Dominique:What! THERE IS NO WAY YOU WILL BEAT ME!
(Dominique starts running as fast as she can)
Trevor:So Kitty, how was it being friends with Paris?
Kitty: It was kinda boring.
Kitty:We didn't talk much. she basically used me.
Trevor:Well she did say she used you. You know in her offensive goodbye speech last episode?
Kitty:Trevor! WAWAWA YOUR SO MEAN!
Trevor:Im sorry Kitty! Im sorry!
(Camera switches to Dominique)
Dominique:The exit, there it is!
Chris:And Dominique is the second person to get out of the house!
Chris:Trevor and Kitty are the last two contestants in the house.
Chris:Only one of them will stay.
Chris:The other will be ELIMINATED!
Trevor:Uh Kitty, did you hear what Chris just said.
Kitty:What?, I was too busy eating Tuna.
Trevor:Chris said that Dominique got second so, only one of us can be the last one.
Kitty:Oh well,you will let me win right?
Trevor:Wrong, see ya. (Trevor runs away)
Kitty:OH NO YOU DON'T
(Kitty pounces on Trevor)
(Kitty starts to maul Trevor)
(Kitty runs away)
Trevor:I must get there before Kitty!
(Kitty and Trevor are neck and neck running to the exit.)
Chris;And in third place is.....
(Dramatic music plays as Kitty and trevor run to the finish)
(Kitty and Trevor both jump out the door)
(But one of them falls right before the exit)
Kitty:Am I out Chris?
Chris:Yes Kitty, go to the dock of dhame and get on the boat of losers!
Kitty:(Sigh) Bye everyone.
Chris:Congratulations you guys! You are the Final 3!
Chris:Tomorrow will decide it all, TOMORROW WE WILL KNOW WHO IS IN THE FINAL 2!
Trevor:I hope it's me and Veronica, no offence Dominique.
Dominique:It's ok if Alexander was here I would say the same thing.
Dominique Conf:This is horrible! Kitty went home and now Trevor and Veronica are in the Final 3 with me, I need to get them out!
Chris:And that concludes this episode of TDR! What will happen next time? Who knows... WELL YOU WILL FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA REJECTS!
KITTY'S BOAT OF LOSERS SPEECH
Kitty:Meowrrr... I wish i was in the Final 3.
Kitty:I didn't even leave this place with any good friends I MADE NO FRIENDS.
Kitty:And the one friend I thought I had ditched me and turned out to be my worst enemy.
Kitty:I will get revenge.
Kitty:Paris will get revenge.
Kitty:Watch out Paris.
Episode 10 Eco Sisters Vs The He DevilChris:Last time on TDR we had a haunted house challenge,basically you had to get through a haunted house maze, this was the first INSTANT ELIMNATION challenge. Sadly Fan-Favoriet Kitty was sent packing. Today we will find out THE FINAL 2 on TOTAL DRAMA REJECTS!
Trevor:Wow Veronica I can't believe we made it this far, and it was because of you.
Trevor:Because of you I really, ...changed I used to be so depressed.
Trevor:But you changed it all.
Veronica:Your very welcome dear.
Trevor:Im gonna get some brownies, Im in the mood for a afternoon snack, be right back.
(Trevor shuts the door and sees Dominique coming to their cabin.
Trevor:Hey Dominique, WHOOPS!
(Trevor falls on top of Dominique accidentally kissing her.)
Veronica:Trevor are you ok?...
Veronica:What do you think your doing!
Trevor:No Veronica it's not what it looks like!
(Veronica walks back in the cabin and slams the door shut.)
Dominique:Im so sorry...
Trevor:Ugh everybody stinks!
(Trevor runs away)
Dominique:Oh god! What have I done!
(Camera switches to Trevor)
Trevor:(Crying) This is just my luck!
Trevor:Wait. No Trevor, stop being sad Trevor, your better than this.
Trevor:If she really has trust issues in this relationship maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
Chris:Campers to the mess hall immediatly
Chris:Today's challenge will decide who is in the final 2. Or, well you will.
Chris:Basically today's challenge will be based around superheros and villians Trevor, you are the He Devil. Dominique and Veronica will be fighting you in the challenge as the Eco Sisters.
Chris:The plot is basically that the He Devil disguises himself as regular people screws up their relationships, and of course kills trees.
Chris:The Eco Sisters hate him mostly for the tree killing but the relationships really mess with Jamie (ka veronica) cause the He Devil did that to her.
Trevor Conf: Either this is the biggest coinsedence ever. Or Chris spies on us 24/7. Im guessing it's the second one.
Chris:Ok so you will be fighting for the 2 gold keys, if you get a gold key you will go into the final 2, obviously one of you will not get a key.
Chris:If the EcoSisters win Dominique and Veronica go into the final 3 but if Trevor wins he picks either Dominique or Veronica to join him in the final 3.
Dominique:Im pretty sure unless me and Veronica win the challenge im going home, Trevor would never save me in a million years.
Chris:So what are we waiting for? Get your costumes on and go to the battle arena!
(The campers walk into the battle arena with their Superhero outfits on)
Trevor:Veronica im sor-
Trevor:But Im sorry Veronica. It was an accident.
Veronica:I don't care for your apologies. I SAID SHUTUP!
(Veronica punches Trevor)
Veronica:It's the challenge and I hate you. GET OVER IT!
Trevor Conf: Veronica hates me!!?!?!? BOO HOO WAAA CRY SOB
(Veronica repeatedley punches Trevor)
Dominique:Um Veronica do you think I could get a chance to hit Trevor?
Veronica:No he's my punching bag.
''''Dominique Conf:'It was really disturbing to watch Veronica beat up Trevor but as long as shes not beating up me it's ok
Trevor:Im sorry ok and if you can't accept the fact I am the I guess were breaking up!
Chris:Campers to make the challenge harder you will now fly. Cause you ca't be superhereos if you can't fly. So now you will "fly" aka hovered in the air by invisble rope.
(The campers are hovered in the air.)
Veronica:waaaaah! You broke up with me!!!
Trevor:It's revenge veronica. REVENGE.
Chris:Oh and if a fellow camper knocks you off your invisble rope your out of the challenge.
(Trevor hits Veronica off her rope.)
(Trevor hits Dominique off her rope)
Chris:And Trevor wins!
Chris:Trevor please chose your rival in the final 2.
Veronica Conf:He has to pick me.... im his girlfriend, right? RIGHT!?!?!?!?
Dominique Conf:Theres no way im making it to the final 2 I might aswelll say goobye to the 1 million dollar prize...
Chris:Well that means Veronica your going home get on the Boat of Losers.
Veronica:Goodbye my amazing-
Trevor:Save it sweet cheeks.
Chris:This morning there were 3 now there are the last 2 who will win, who will lose, and out next time on the epic finale eoisode of TOTAL DRAMA REJECTS!
VERONICA'S BOAT OF LOSERS SPEECH
Veronica:I regret everything.
Veronica:Me and Trevor had something special!
Veronica:And I just want him back.
Veronica:I love him!
Veronica I want my Trevy Trev back..... :(