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Chris: Hello I am Chris McLean host of Total Drama I'm here to bring 12 teen age freaks to a resort which is connected to 3 islands for a chance for one million dollars! There will be relationships, betrayals, friendship, alliance's, conflicts but you'll have to find out! Here on Total Drama RESORT ISLAND!!! 

Participants 

Brittany Murray - Head Cheerleader, Prom Queen, Part Time Model 

Dru "Nightshade" Cumming - The One With No Soul 

Lily Iverson - The Energetic Mistaker 

Akatsuki Hashimoto - The Foreigner 

Cassidy Harenel/Kassidy Hellenel - The Dream Girl/Hell Spawn

Draeke Howell -  The Everyone Actor 

Molly Capello - The "New Heather" 

Keisha Fabo - Female - The Gossipper

Carry Martin - Female - The Happiest Twin 

Brett - Male The Everyday Normal Not Special Guy

Marry Martin - Female - The Depressed Twin 

Billy - Male - The Mentally Unstable 

Breadquanda - Female - The Ghetto Gal

Episode 1: Wait.........So We Have To Do A Contest? Oh Duh Now I Get It.

Chris: Hello! I'm Chris McLean! Let's jump right in and meet the contestants! Here is Brittany!!!!!!!

Brittany: Oh my god......like what the heck? Were is Mike Hudson? Why are here? 

Chris: Ha ha ha! Looks like you fell for the trick! You are actually a contestant on Total Drama!

Brittany: Um seriously? *sighs* Chris........ 

Chris: Yes? 

Brittany: Who the f*** who the flying f*** do you think you are?!?!?! I'm a teenager I signed up for a resort not a stupid contest! Argh *Runs To The End Of The Dock* I will find my way out of here! You idiot! I left my cheer squad for this crap?!

Chris: Yes! Any way here comes are next contestant!

Dru: *walks by not awknowledging chris*

Chris; Hello to you too, Anyway let's meet..........LILY!

Lily: OMG a Resort How Amazing!!! I can't wait to meet you all! *Shakes Dru's Hand* OMG HI MY NAME IS LILY 

Dru: shu- 

Lily: OMG we are so like boyfriend and girlfriend now! *Hugs Dru* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brittany: Please he would rather date me but i don't care he's not even cute :/

Lily: *Hugs Brittany* Your my bestie now! EEEEEEEEEEEEE! I have so much best friends! 

Brittany & Dru: *Look at eachother nervously*

Chris: Here Comes............Akatsuki!

Brittany: What the f***, What kind of name is that?

Lily: *claps* i like it!

Dru: .....................................................................................

Akatasuki: Japanese :)

Brittany: What the f*** is a Japanese guy doing on a f***ing Canadian Show

Akatsuki: Hola 

Brittany: That wasn't even f***ing japanese! *Glares at Akatsuki*

Akatsuki: *smiles* i'm delighted to meet you madam :)

Brittany: God I want to f***ing murder you 

Dru: (CONF) Great, stuck on a resort with 3 ignorant people i want to die now

Lily: I welcome you with open ams! i can't wait to be best best best best best best best best friends

Akatsuki: Goedendag :)

Lily: Was that japanese it sounds so cute :)

Akatsuki: Yes it was

Lily: WOAH THATS FUNNY <3 :) :D XD 

Akatsuki: XD

Lily: XD

Brittany: Ok can we vote off someone now????

Lily: BUT I LOVE EVERYONE THIS IS SO FUN! 

Akatsuki: XD

Lily: XD

Dru: Honestly I can't.

Cassidy: Hi 

Chris: This is Cassidy. We only hired her cause she's a prostitute 

Dru: Ok. I love life now.

Brittany: SHES NOT EVEN PRETTY!

Lily: OMG shes my new besties!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akatsuki: OMG XD

Cassidy: Hi I have 2 personalities. I am actually a angel and the other is actually a DEMON!

Kassidy: YO MOTHERF*CKERS I HATE YOU ALL C*NT SUCKING B*TCH F*PPERS!

Dru: I love you

Brittany: Shut ups shes ugly as hell and liek I hate her! 

Akatsuki: OMG XD

Lily: OMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMMGOGOGOGOGO! BESTIES UR SO PRETTY

Cassidy: I am also super smart and super strong. *lifts up rock*

Dru: :O <3

Lily: :O <3

Akatsuki: :O XD

Brittany: >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( SUCK D*CK B*TCH

Kassidy: I do every night baby

Brittany: SL*T!

Kassidy: I TOLD YOU I WAS A PROSTITUE!

Brittany: UGHAHAYSHAHGHH! 

Chris: Ok enouh or next contestant is... KEISHA FABO!

Keisha: Ho mah god, I had just got off the phone with Ashawana Bufonta Quiballa Fondella Raquanda Laquisha Bonisha Teasha Bufoine Trellanique Quandrea and she had say, I got some juicy gossip for you, and I said what's the deal, what's the deal, tell me what's the deal and she had say that she has seen Lindsee Logan f*ckin some b*tch named CATTY HERON!

Breadquanda: HO MY GAY

Breadquanda: HO MY GAY

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Breadquanda: HO MY GAY

Breadquanda: HO MY GAY

Keisha: IKR!

Dru: Wow

Lily: You guys are black! i think its cute XD! :)

Akatsuki: XD

Brittany: These are my people. We are now the MEAN GIRLS! @Keisha and Breadquanda

Keisha: Ho mah god excuse you mah name is Keisha so you is get up out of this kitchen with yo blue ass weave lookin dumb ass ho how many My Little Pony dolls did it take to make that stupid weave, I will snatch you so fast up yo f*ckin head I will chub you with it b*tch so get the f*ck out of mah kitchen ok? you is get out of mah face get outta here b*tch i will stomp the yard on yo body

Brittany: B*TCH U WANNA GO GHETTO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH???!!!!

Keisha: HO MY GAY WHITE GIRL BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!

Breadquanda: HO MY GAY

Keisha: HO MY GAY!

Breadquanda: HO MEE GAY HO MEE GAY! ! ! ! 

Keisha: GURL U CRAYZY

Lily: i Think this is cute! XP :)

Draek: Hi 

Chris: Welcome Draek

Draek: IM CHRIS MCLEAN AND IM HOSTING TOTAL DRAMA!

Dru: iM gay now 

Keisha: HO MY GAY GURL WHATS YO NAME GURL

Breadquanda: HIS NAME BE DRAEK BABEH 

Draek: I am gay EEEE *hugs breadquandas breasts*

Breadquanda: XD Yeah baby!

Lily: :) i THINK this is cute! 

Brittany: what the hell is this show

Draek: i am macho *punches chris rips off cloths and has sex*

  • wawanakwa explodes then rebuilds itself*

Draek: yeah baby

Breadquanda: HO MY GAY I CAN REACH YO BASE GET THIS D*CK OUTTA MY FACE! *slaps draek*

Draek: What?!!?/!?!! Im asian.

Molly: ha yor all winnerchallenged. Im so pretty. *gets in love/hate relationship and fat shames breadquanda*

Chris: Welcome molly

Molly: Hello chris

Chris: your the new heather

Molly: Yes 

Cassidy: I trust her

Lily: Me too she seems nice i THINK shes cute. 

Brittany: you guys are all so ugly 

Breadquanda: HO MY GAY

Keisha: HEY B*TCH IT KEISHA FABO!

Dru: true

Akatsuki: XD

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