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Chapter 1 - Home Together 4

"Welcome to Total Drama House, one and all!" Chris said. "You've seen the promos, you know the drill! I've taken ten of my previous contestants, along with four new ones, and put them in a house to compete for a third million dollars."
"Buckle your seatbelts, 'cause this is a totally different format than the past seasons!"
"The contestants will compete for the Supreme Total Drama Power Place, or STDPP. No, that does not sound like STD. Or PP. Shut up."
"Whoever wins the STDPP, will recieve their own bedroom! With snacks and junk. Oh, and a letter home! That must be good. If your stuck outside the outside world for the whole summer!"
"The STDPP winner must also face nominating two of their fellow competitors, who are now officially called Houseguests this season, for eviction."
"Following the nominations, a Total Drama Nomination Overthrowing, or TDNO, challenge will occur. And no, TDNO does not sound like our show's abbreviation followed by a no."
"Whoever wins the TDNO challenge will be able to either take one of the STDPP's nominations off the block, or keep them the same."
"If the former, the HOH—I mean STDPP—must replace the nominee with another Houseguest! How brutal!"
"Later comes elimination. Everyone will gather in the Living Room, the counterpart for season one's Bonfire, season two's Award Show, and season three's Plane's Rear, for the elimination ceremony."
"In this season, Keychains represent life, the counterpart for season one's Marshmallow, season two's Gilded Chris, and season three's Barf Bags Full of Airline Issued Peanuts. Oh, and to fulfill the life representatives being food, I bought these keychains from a candy store. Turns out they're taffy."
Chris took a bite out of the Keychain he was holding, and screamed in pain.
"...ow. Jusht don't bite the chain. I think I'll need to shee a dentisht."
"Sheashon Four, everyone! Let'sh make it intereshting," Chris said as he was driving himself to the dentist.

"Welcome back to Total Drama House!" Chris said, after his visit. "Lets meet our veterans."
The screen panned to the house's door.
"Hello, contestants!" Chris said.
The screen didn't show anything but silhouettes, and the ten's voices were warped.
"Why did I sign up for this in the first place?" One sighed.
"Because you did. Mm-mmm," Chris said.
"Can you reveal our faces already!?" Another asked. "My face needs to be on camera."
"No."
"What!? Why!? I'll sue!"
Chris laughed, "You don't have any lawyers."
Chris pressed a button, and the ten's images were shown, revealing the one who sighed was Gwen, the one who threatened to sue was Heather, and everyone else was Noah, Sadie, Duncan, Leshawna, rabid Ezekiel in a cage, Harold, Trent, and Lindsay.
"Harold, Leshawna, Gwen. You three may enter the house. You have a minute to pick your beds."
Leshawna opened the doors to the house, and got herself comfortable in a bed.
Harold put his stuff on where Leshawna's bed is.
"What you think you're doin', boy!?" Leshawna asked.
"Oh, since we're dating, I thought we could—"
"Suga baby, I know I'm lovable, but we broke up in Island," Leshawna said. "You can take a bed in this room, but definately not mine."
Harold took a bed next to Leshawna, as did Gwen before Leshawna said a word.
"Why is this room all Chris-y?" Gwen asked.
"He's Chris," Leshawna replied. "What do you think the design would be?"
"Time's up!" Chris yelled.
"That was so not a minute!" Heather yelled.
"Shut up, this is good TV!" Chris shouted at her. "Duncan, Noah, Trent. You may enter the house."
Trent opened the doors, and yelled "GWEEEEEN!!"
Trent ran to find Gwen. Eventually, he found her, and took the remaining bed in her room.
Duncan sighed.
Duncan: What is up with that guy? Seriously, Gwen's mine now. He should stop being so cli—
Chris: (pokes head in) Hey, no confessional till I tell you about it!
Duncan looked for the remaining room(s), and found one with three bunk beds in it.
Duncan looked at Noah.
"........ No," Noah said. "I am not bunking with you."
"I wasn't gonna say that," Duncan said.
"Of course you weren't."
Duncan took a top bed, while Noah took a bottom.
"Time's up!" Chris shouted. "Lindsay and Sadie, you may go in the house."

Sadie tried to keep herself from crying, as Lindsay opened the door.
"Wait, what!? You're making me go with that thing!?" Heather accused.
"Nooooo," Chris said. "My amazing new intern thought of the idea."
"For once, you call someone amazing?"
"You want to meet him?"
"YES!!"
"Ohhh, Mikey!!"
A brown haired male, wearing a black shirt with an aqua flannel with black stripes, ripped jeans and sandals, whose name is allegedly "Mikey," walked onstage.
"Mikey would do anything to be on TV," Chris said. "He'll help you around the house 'cause I'm not allowed in it."
"I auditioned to be a contestant," Mikey said.
"Yeah, he did," agreed Chris. "I was going to pick him, but the FCC wouldn't let me 'cause he burned a house down to be on the news. However, they did say he can be an unpaid intern for community service!"
"Which is why I work here now," Mikey shrugged.
Chris expanded the reason. "Also, I eliminated one of my two interns, and the second is stranded on Hawaii."
The screen flashed to Hawaii. "HELP!" Someone shouted.
"Speaking of people who work here, what the heck happened to Chef?" Heather asked.
"Oh, that reminds me, I fired Chef because I needed more episodes and more time for the show. Did you know if we kept him we'd be forced to go back to the Island, now radioactive, with thirteen new contestants, only thirteen episodes, with half the time!?"
"THIS WAS MORE THAN A MINUTE, CHRIS!!" Heather shouted.
A flashback showed Sadie crying on the couch, with Lindsay comforting her. Lindsay took her to the remaining bedoom.
Lindsay put Sadie on top of Noah, because the fanbase supports "Notie," and that's the closest thing Lindsay's got to get her mind off Katie. (How will that get her mind off Katie? She's Lindsay.) Lindsay took the bed on the bottom of Duncan.
"Wow, who knew Lindsay could comfort someone?" Chris said.
"Wait, if there's only one bunk bed left..." Heather said.
"...and this gollum and I are left..."
"....... Dammit!"
"That's right," Chris said. "Heather, Ezekiel. You two may go inside the house."
Heater opened the doors, racing to the bottom bunk.
Mikey took Ezekiel's cage, gave him a treat, and put him on the remaining bed.
Ezekiel purred.
"Who is that guy?" Duncan asked.
"I'm Mikey," replied Mikey.
Mikey walked to the Living Room.
"Amazing explanation," Noah clapped, sarcastically.
"Didn't I win money already?" Lindsay frowned.
"I... miss... KATIE!!!" Sadie cried.
"Who will be the four contestants joining our ol' Total Drama cast?" Chris asked. "Find out, after the break!

"And we're back," Mikey said.
"My fanbase already has 8,436,863,900 likes and 74 dislikes!" said Mikey. "I think the 74 dislikes are from jealous dudes who were dumped because their girlfriends have a crush on me. Hehe."
Chris spit out the coffee he was drinking and yelled, "Mikey, what are you doing!? I'm the host, not you!!"
"And you," Chris yelled at the cameramen. "You said that we'll be back five seconds from now!"
"Mikey gave us a buck!!" Someone holding a camera said, "That's more than you give us a week!"
"Oh, shut up," Chris said.
Mikey continued, "Let's go back into the house, to see who the first newbie is!"
Chris yelled, "STOP IT!!"
The camera shifted to the Living Room, where the ten veterans were.
It panned to the door, and the door opened.
"Who could that be? Mikey!?" Heather grinned, racing to the door.
A blue haired girl, with a cupcake bikini, and Daisy Duke shorts, came out the door. "Hi!!"
"Aw, crap, you're not Mikey," Heather said walking back to her seat.
"Geez, you're not nice," the girl said.
"Get used to it," whispered Gwen.
"Oh, shut up, Gwen," said Heather.
"Wait a minute," Trent said, getting up. "You're Kitty Purry!! I cannot believe I'm meeting Kitty Purry! Can I have your autograph!?"
The girl looked behind her. "Kitty Purry's here!? Where!?"
"..... You're not Kitty Purry?" Trent asked.
"Nope," the girl replied.
"... Aw, crap," Trent said, walking back to his seat.
"Creep," the girl said.
"Get used to it," whispered Gwen.
"Hey!" shouted Trent. "Oh, don't worry, I forgive you, Gwenny-pie."
Gwen: Gwenny-pie? Seriously?
Chris: (pokes head in) How do you people even know about this place yet!?
"So, if you're not Kitty Purry," Harold retorted. "Who... are you?"
"I'm Kathy!" the girl said.
"Amazing explanation," Noah clapped, sarcastically.
"I wasn't done, silly!"
Kathy: I like that kid!
Chris: (pokes head in) You! You're a newbie! How do you know about the confessional already!?
"Kay, so, I was originally in my church choir back in seventh grade," Kathy explained. "Some creep discovered me, and made my voice sound really bad, which is why none of you know me."
"Continue..." Harold said.
"I joined this game so I can buy my own record studio, and leave the creep who ruined my voice."
Harold: That girl is so my type! Too bad I'm with Leshawna...
Chris: (pokes head in) Okay, one, Lesharold will never happen again! Two, stop using the confessional!!
"We'll find out who else is joining us," Chris said. "After the break!"
"Also, if you want to see my video of myself burning down that abandoned building," Mikey held up a tape, "keep watching!"

"And we're ba—"
A member of the FCC came on-set as fast as possible, and took the tape. "I'll take that!"
"... NOOOOOOOOOO," Mikey shouted.
"Well, we still got some more Total Drama for you, so let's go back in the hou—"
Chris spit out a bite of a bagel and yelled, "Mikey, stop giving them money."
"He didn't pay us this time," a cameraman retorted. "You're just late, so we told him to continue the episode."
"....... Fine," Chris said. "Time for more Total Drama House!"
The screen panned back into the Living Room, showing the current cast.
"So, ten veterans and one newbie?" Harold asked. "I hate odd numbers when it comes to reality shows."
The camera panned to the door, which was being opened by someone on the other side.
Leshawna told Heather, "It ain't Mikey."
The door opened, and out came Mikey.
Heather glared at Leshawna.
"I'm here to tell you," Mikey said, looking at cue cards, "that you will be competing in your first STDPP challenge tommorow." Mikey went back outside.
"STD?" Harold wondered.
"PP?" a voice, outside the house, said.
"What... was that?" Harold said, afraid.
Ezekiel was seen chewing on his arm, followed by the door opening.
"Hi, nice boobs," a scrawny, brown haired boy, with a black T-shirt and worn down jeans, winked at Kathy.
Kathy gasped, covering her chest with a sweatshirt.
"... What's wrong with you, boy?" Leshawna asked.
"Who are you?" Gwen asked. "Cody's twin?"
"Nah, nah... My name's Samuel and my parents were blessed. Because, y'know, they created me. I'm better than any one of you, and obviously gonna win the big mil. I'll be amazing in challenges 'cause of my amazing sport abilites. I'd sign up for every team at school, but I don't want to put the other players to shame."
Leshawna whispered to Gwen, "Sounds more like Chris's twin brother."
Gwen chuckled.
"So, does any of you know why that intern said something about urinating?" Samuel asked.
"We'll feed you to the Ezekiels, if you don't shut up," Duncan said.
"Who the hell are the Ezekiels?" Samuel asked.
The cast (minus Samuel, of course) pointed to the green goblin in the cage.
"Come on," Samuel said. "Be cool."
Samuel took a seat next to Heather.
"Nice boobs."
"What is wrong with you!?"
"I'm jussayin'."
The camera went back to Chris and Mikey.
"More contestants coming soon," Chris said.
"Stay tuned!" Mikey continued.

"Welcome back to Total Drama House!" Chris said. "Finally, my keys don't steal my spotlight."
"I ain't your keys, man," Mikey retorted. "I'm Mikey."
"That's what I said, my keys."
"I give up," Mikey walked off-stage.
The camera went back in the house, showing the door, opening.
"Who could it be this time?" Lindsay wonders.
"Is it Katie!?" Sadie cries.
"Yes, it's Katie," Noah says, sarcastically. "Because Chris would bring an eleventh veteran through that door, seperate from us. Bravo." Noah clapped.
Sadie tried to keep from crying.
The door fully opened.
"Hi," a brown haired boy, wearing jeans, a tan button-down shirt, and boots, said. "I'm Leeroy."
"I MISS KATIE!!" Sadie shouted.
"Katie, eh? That remahnds me..." Leeroy said. "I MISS BESSIE!!"
"...Bessie?" Gwen asked.
"Mah pig," Leeroy replied.
"I like your accent," Harold said.
Everyone strangely gave Harold a Poker Face look.
"...I'm just saying..."
"Ah, it's okay, pahtnah!" Leeroy said, giving Harold an approving look. "Say, how 'bout some rodeo when we be done with this game, eh?"
"Sure, sounds good," Harold smiled.
Leshawna: Yes!! Harold got himself a date! Finally, I don't got to put up with him anymore.
Chris: (walks in, pushes Leshawna out) Okay, that's it, confessional's off limits till I explain it. (locks door, stuck inside) ...I really should've thought this through.
The cast gave Harold a Poker Face once more.
"Stop looking at me like that," Harold yelled, "GOSH!"
The camera went back outside the house, appearing Mikey.
"Well, Chris got himself locked in the confessional," Mikey said.
"Which means I gotta host the show till productions gets him out."
"Wait... I get to host the show till production gets him out!!"
"We'll be right back."

Chris: HELP!!
"And we're back," Mikey said. "With one contestant left, an introductory to the season, and the first STDPP challenge, what drama will unfold? Stay tuned."
The camera panned back to the Living Room.
Gwen, Leshawna, and Harold were seen playing cards.
"Any three's?" Gwen asked.
"Nope," Leshawna said. "Got an--"
"You're supposed to say 'Go Fish,'" Harold retorted. "GOSH!"
The camera panned to Samuel and Heather.
Samuel was trying to touch Heather's chest, but Heather gasped, slapped his hand away, and walked away.
The camera panned to the door, half-open.
"Please be the last one!" Duncan shouted.
"Why don't Sadie and I get any screen-time?" Lindsay asked.
The door opened wide, and out came a black haired girl, wearing a cheerleader uniform, along with a bow in her hair.
"Hey guys," the girl smiled. "My name's Valerie and I can't wait to get to know you guys!"
Chris: I thought I'm not even allowed in the house! Get me out of here! (bangs on door)
"A nice cheerleader?" Duncan asked. "Very funny."
"Oh, but I'm not trying to be funny!" Valerie matter-of-factly stated. "Sure, I get whatever I want, and get straight A's, but I am nowhere near a snob!"
"What are you hiding?" Duncan glared.
"What? I'm not hiding anything! Why do you ask!?"
"I was kidding. Calm down."
"Oh, I knew you were kidding! Which is why I was kidding too! Wait, no, I wasn't kidding! I'm not hiding anything! Stop yelling at me!"
An awkward silence filled the room.
"Kay, so, where do I sleep?" asked Kathy.
"We took all the beds, sorry sugar," Leshawna said.
"You can have my bed!" Harold said. "Because I'm a gent! Do you 'dig' gents?"
"What? I'll go put my stuff on your bed! Leshawna, show me the way?"
"Sure."
"Kay thanks bye Harry!"
Chris: I hear production... Yes! Yes!! (someone opens door, races out)
Harold: Why was Chris in here? I just gave up my bed and she barely knows me! Gosh!
Chris: (returns, pokes head in) Off limits till I explain. Get out.
"I want a bed too," Samuel said. "I'll just take Heather's."
"What!? No! You're not taking my bed! That is my bed," Heather said.
"Oh, babe," Samuel said, "I didn't mean I'm taking your stuff off, and put mine on. I meant we can sleep together, and have—"
"NO!!"
"Oh, alright, you want to take things slow," Samuel guessed. "Got it."
"No, I am not dating you!"
"I know."
"You do?"
"Yes, you just told me you want to take things slow, so we're not dating yet! We're just friends with benefits," Samuel winked.
"...n—"
Samuel covered her mouth. "Sh. I get it, you want to marry me."
Heather took his hand off her. "What is wrong with you!?"
"Oh, you say something's wrong with me? You're the one who said you want to take things slow, then asked me to marry you instantly!"
"You're putting words in my mouth!!"
"Sh."
"I don't want to ma—"
"Sh. Goodnight."
Samuel walked to Heather's bed.
"Heather, come on. Lie down," Samuel said.
"GET OFF MY BED," Heather shouted.
"Oh my gosh, make up your freakin' mind!" Samuel took his stuff, and went to sleep on the couch.
"Finally," Heather said.
The sounds of Ezekiel's sounds kept everyone up at night.
"Ezekiel, shut up!!" Heather yelled.
By the time Heather opened her eyes, Ezekiel was on her.
"...good Ezekiel, good Ezekiel..."
"Grrr..."
Ezekiel ripped her top off.
Heather's chest was censored, as she screamed "AHHH."
"My pervert senses are tingling!" Samuel said, waking up. He walked to Heather's room. "Niiiice." He put some sunglasses on, smiling.
Heather ran to the bathroom, with her luggage, her chest still being censored.
"Bra, bra, bra..." Heather said, searching for a bra.
Samuel knocked on the door, "Oh Heather, let me in so I can help you."
Heather yelled, "No, I locked it so you can't come in!"
Samuel opened the door. The door wasn't locked after all, Heather must've forgot.
"Niiiice," Samuel said, putting his sunglasses back on, smiling.
The screen flashed to outside the house.
"Oh, Chris, you're back," Mikey said.
"Yes, I am," Chris replied. "So, how'd you like all that drama, America? After all, this is the first season that you guys didn't steal from Canada! Now it's happening the other way around!"
"Stay tuned, for the first STDPP challenge!" Mikey said.

The camera went straight inside the house, with Mikey in it.
"Houseguests," Mikey said, reading cue cards, "please join me in the Living Room."
The fourteen HouseGuests joined him.
"Welcome to Total Drama House. You have no idea what's coming for you. First of all, there are teams. I have fourteen eggs; four seperate for the newbies. Everyone will take an egg and crack it. If your egg has green paint in it, you are officially part of the Screaming Sofas. If your egg has brown paint in it, you are officially part of the Killer Deadbeats. Chris wanted it to be Killer Kouches, but that's so weird, and if you replace a letter we'd have to change our rating. I suggested Deadbeats, and he said yes, for some reason. I was just throwing words around."
"Heather, you may take the first egg," Mikey said, placing the newbie eggs on one table, and the veteran eggs on the other.
Heather took an egg, and gave it to Lindsay. "Open this for me."
"Why me? Can't you?" Lindsay asked.
"I don't want to get paint all over me," Heather said. "So open it."
"I'll open it," Samuel offered.
"Yeah, he'll open it!" Lindsay said, giving the egg to Samuel.
"JUST OPEN THE DAMN EGG," Mikey yelled.
Samuel cracked the egg open, and green paint went all over the floor.
"Clean up on aisle four!" Mikey yelled.
"Isn't that your job?" Heather asked.
"... Heather is now part of the Sofas! Lindsay, you may crack your egg."
Lindsay took an egg, cracked it, and brown paint came about.
"Lindsay is now part of the Deadbeats!
After the veterans were done, the teams were: (Screaming Sofas) Heather, Ezekiel, Trent, Harold and Sadie & (Killer Deadbeats) Lindsay, Gwen, Leshawna, Duncan, and Noah.
"Valerie, will you please take an egg?" Mikey said.
"Oh, sure!" Valerie smiled, taking an egg from the newbie tray.
She cracked it open, and brown paint came about.
"Valerie is a part of the Deadbeats! Leeroy, you're turn."
Leeroy took an egg, cracked it, and out game brown paint.
"Leeroy is apart of the Deadbeats! Which means you two, Samuel and Kathy, are the last two members of the Sofas. Now I need to clean."
Mikey pressed a button on his cell phone. The carpet was washed in an instant, like magic.
"Woah!" Kathy shouted in enthusiasm.
"Okay, sit down," Mikey said, taking another cue card. "Every week, you'll be participating in an STDPP challenge, which stands for Supreme Total Drama Power Place. Whoever wins must nominate two Houseguests of the other team for elimination."
"After that, the STDPP, the two nominees, and everyone on the nominees' team participates in the TDNO challenge, which stands for Total Drama Nomination Overthrowing. Whoever wins the TDNO challenge will be able to take one of their team members off the block, or keep nominations the same. If the former, the STDPP must nominate another Houseguest on the opposing team."
"Follow me, so I can show you where the confessional is."
"I know where it is," the Houseguests who used it called out.
"I don't care, follow me."
Mikey brought them to a broom closet.
"This is the confessional."
"It looks like a broom closet, eh?" Leeroy said.
"It is a broom closet, genius. Everytime you need to get something off your mind, you can walk in here and say anything. Anything you want! Yeah, that's pretty much it."
Leeroy: This is pretty darn cool, I guess.
Trent: Gwen. There, off my mind. Wait, no. She's still in my mind! Gah!
Lindsay: This mop has nice hair. (talking to mop) Hey, who's your barber? I need that gorgeous hair!
"Make yourselves comfortable, we'll be doing the STDPP challenge soon," Mikey said.
"Thanks, Mikey!" Kathy yelled.
"Yeah, yeah," Mikey said, walking outside the house.
"Are they settled?" Chris asked.
"Mhm," Mikey replied.
"Well, when we're back, we'll show you how the first STDPP challenge went out! Stay tuned!" Chris winked.

"Welcome back to Total Drama House!" Chris said. "Mikey's in the backyard, going to watch the Houseguests. I'm explaining the challenge via a screen in the Living Room, where the Houseguests are." Chris turned on the TV.
"Hello, everyone," Chris said. "It's time for your first STDPP challenge. You must go outside to the backyard."
The fourteen were getting up to go, but Chris stopped them.
"Not now!! Let me explain the challenge!"
The fourteen sat down.
"Thank you. Now, Mikey will ask you a series of questions about the previous Total Drama seasons, one-by-one. If you answer the question correctly, you may eliminate someone from the challenge. If you answer the question incorrectly, you will be eliminated from the challenge. You may go to the backyard, good luck!"
The fourteen Houseguests walked to the backyard, each going on their respective pedestal.
"The first question is for Duncan," Mikey said. "How many teams was Izzy in?"
"Three," Duncan said.
A buzzer was heard. "Incorrect!"
Duncan walked away.
"Ezekiel, how many teams was Izzy in?"
Ezekiel held up his hands like claws, trying to escape his cage.
"Incorrect, it isn't ten," Mikey said, taking his cage away.
"Gwen, you know the question."
"Five?" Gwen guessed.
"Correct!!" Mikey said, waving his hands in the air. "Who would you like to eliminate?"
"Heather," Gwen said.
"Heather, please get off your pedestal," Mikey said.
"Noooo!! I will get you, Gwen! I will!!" Heather yelled.
"Harold, your question is who was the last remaining Screaming Gopher in Total Drama?"
"Heather, because she advanced to season three, second place. Once a Gopher, always a Gopher," Harold said.
"Correct! Who would you like to eliminate?"
"Duncan."
"He's already out."
"Oh, yeah. Right. Hehe. Lindsay, then."
"Lindsay, please join Heather, Duncan, and Ezekiel."
Lindsay walked to the three with her head down. "These shoes are so three years ago!!"
"Kathy, what episode did Alejandro join the Total Drama World Tour cast in?"
"Walk Like an Egyptian, duh," Kathy said.
"Incorrect!"
Kathy walked away.
"Leeroy, same question. Same answer?"
"Of cou'se not. Al joined last season's cast in the second season's special, try sayin' that five times fast, because that was when the cast was decided."
"Correct! And who are you eliminating?"Ah eliminate Trent, sorry man," Leeroy said.
"It's fahn, fahmer," Trent said.
"What did you just say...?" Kathy asked.
"I seriously have no idea," Trent replied.
"The next question goes to Leshawna," Mikey said. "List every single debuter to the Total Drama series."
"Courtney, Alejandro, Sierra, and Blainely," Leshawna said.
"Incorrect!"
"What!?" Leshawna asked. "How could that be incorrect?"
"Noah, that same question goes to you."
"Everyone debuted to the Total Drama series. You, Chris, Chef, all of us, Blainely, Alejandro, everyone."
"That's correct, because debut means a person's first appearance in something," Harold stated.
"Yes, thank you Harold," Mikey glared at Harold.
"Anytime."
"Noah, who would you like to eliminate?"
"Harold," Noah said.
"But I was defending you!"
Noah shrugged, "Why'd you need to defend me if it was obviously correct?"
"Goodbye Harold," Mikey said. "Sadie, your question is: Who is Sadie's best friend?"
"K-K-KATIE!!!!" Sadie cried.
"Oh, the irony. Who would you like to eliminate?"
"K-K-KATIE!!!!" Sadie cried.
"Kathy's already eliminated."
"K-K-KATIE!!!!" Sadie cried.
"Katie's not competing!!"
"K-K-KATIE!!!!" Sadie cried.
"I'll take that as a Sadie!" Mikey shouted. "Someone, take her off her podium! What? That's my job? My gosh." Mikey took Sadie off her podium, and brought her where the other losers are.
"The next question is for Samuel," Mikey said. "How many songs, including reprises, were there last season, in-show and aftermaths?"
"Thirty, total," Samuel said.
Samuel: I'm winning this for Heather. (winks)
"Correct! You eliminate...?"
"Gwen, for eliminating my girlfriend!"
"I'm not your girlfriend!" Heather yelled from the sidelines, as Gwen walked away.
"Valerie, name all the members of The Drama Brothers," Mikey said.
"Easy," Valerie retorted. "Cody, Justin, Harold, and Trent."
"Incorrect!" Mikey shouted. "Back to Leeroy! Leeroy, same question!"
Samuel: Leeroy and Noah need to get this wrong or I'll lose. I need to win this for my girlfriend!
"Well, I was gonna guess what Val just guessed," Leeroy said. "But, since it's allegedly wrong, then I pass."
"Leeroy is eliminated!" Mikey shouted. "Noah vs. Samuel; if Noah guesses correctly, he wins! If incorrectly, Samuel wins! Noah, same question."
"Cody, Trent, Justin, Harold and a bear," Noah said.
"Incorrect! Samuel needs to guess correctly and he wins, if not... Noah's back in!"
Samuel started, "Justin... Trent..." He looked at Heather, gained confidence, and finished, "Harold aka 'H-Bomb,' Cody, and Sasquatchanakwa!"
"That's correct!" Mikey shouted. "Samuel is the first STDPP of the season!!"
"WA-HOOOOOOOO!!" Samuel yelled, running to Heather.
"I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND," Heather yelled.
"You keep saying that, but I know you love me," Samuel winked.
The screen went back to Chris.
"And there you have it! Who will Samuel nominate? Who will win the TDNO competition? Find out, next time, on Total... Drama... House!"

The screen showed a private shot of Samuel and Heather.
"You know who you're nominating, right?" Heather asked.
"Yes, you told me, like, five times," Samuel replied. "But, you have to give me a kiss first."
"What? No!"
"You want me to nominate them?"
"...yes..."
"Then kiss me."
"Fine, close your eyes and pucker up!"
"I'm ready," Samuel said.
As he closed his eyes, Heather tip-toed back to her room.
"Anytime now."

Chapter 2 - Sam and the City

Chris was seen outside the house.
"Previously on Small Sist— Total Drama House! We met our ten veterans, four newbies, and that intern guy that's trying to steal my spotlight! Harold's already crushin' on Kathy, but still thinks he's dating Leshawna! Samuel thinks he's dating Heather, and thinks he's the most amazing man in the world! Which is not true, 'cause I am!! I got stuck in confessional! After that mishap, the fourteen contestants competed in their first STDPP challenge! Samuel, somehow, won! Heather is persumably in an alliance with him, probably just to get her two enemies evicted! Who will Samuel nominate? Who will win the TDNO challenge? Find out, right here, right now! On Total... Drama... House!"
The theme song played.

"Noah vs. Samuel; if Noah guesses correctly, he wins! If incorrectly, Samuel wins! Noah, same question."
"Cody, Trent, Justin, Harold and a bear," Noah said.
"Incorrect! Samuel needs to guess correctly and he wins, if not... Noah's back in!"
Samuel started, "Justin... Trent..." He looked at Heather, gained confidence, and finished, "Harold aka 'H-Bomb,' Cody, and Sasquatchanakwa!"
Samuel: Who has two thumbs and just won the first challenge? (points to self with thumbs) That's right, this guy!!
Heather: I have Samuel wrapped around my finger... sort of. He'll do whatever I say, he thinks we're married. Creepy; very, very, creepy, but, as I can make him nominate whoever I want, I'm happy. Just. You. Wait.
Leeroy: I jus' want tuh say congratulations tuh Sam on winnin' that STDPP challenge. He truly deserved it, even though he is very, very, perverted. But I like him, I can tell you that.
Duncan: I'm glad he won. Hopefully he nominates me, I just want to get out of this show!! (voice is heard) Pardon?
Valerie: I would've won if it weren't for that Sasquatch appearing with them once or twice!! Ugh!! ...but I'm glad Samuel won... So, congrats? Yeah, congrats!! (grins)
Trent: If he nominates Gwen... Ugh!
The fourteen went back inside the house.
"Congrats, perv," Kathy said.
"Yeah, congrats!!" Valerie smiled.
"Nice job, boy!" Leeroy said, putting his hand up for a high five.
"No, no, and, definately no," Samuel said, walking away from the newbies.
He walked back to the three. "But yes, yes, yes and yes!!" Samuel said pointing to each of the girl's boobs as he said "yes," walking away again.
Valerie: What the...?
Kathy: FFFFFUUUU—
"K-K-KATIE!!" Sadie yelled, crying on the couch.
Gwen: What's her problem? Seriously, saying her name a million times won't bring her here like magic.
"Heather," Samuel called.
"What!?" Heather said.
"I won."
"Good for you."
"It is, let's go to bed."
"It's four o' clock."
"I know."
Heather: What's with this boy!?

Samuel was seen coming outside the confessional.
"...who wants to see my STDPP room!?"
Everyone went upstairs, following the STDPP. He showed everyone the key.
"Stare in awe or I'll nominate you."
Everyone on his opposing team, except Duncan, stared in awe.
"Whatever," Duncan said.
Samuel took the key, put it through the lock, twisted the key, and opened the door.
"Look, a letter!!" Samuel said.
Samuel cleared his throat, beginning to read:

"Dear Samuel, my dear son,
Guess who scored some shmex with your mother!?
That's right, me!!
Sincerely,
Pa."

"LUCKY!!" Samuel frowned. "...hey, Heather. Want to go in bed and have—"
"NO. NO. NO," Heather yelled.
"Sheesh... OH LOOK FOOD," Samuel said, running to the table.
"Hey," Lindsay said. "Can I have something?"
"Oh, sure," Samuel said, taking his pants off. Everyone shielded their eyes.
"No, silly! I didn't mean that!" Lindsay said.
"Aw," Samuel said, pulling his pants back up.
"Are they up?" Gwen asked.
"Yes," Samuel replied.
"...Lindsay, are they up?"
"Are what up?" Lindsay wondered.
"His pants!"
"Nope, just a chandelier," Lindsay said, looking up.
"YES, THEY ARE UP!!" Samuel said.
Everyone took their arms off their eyes, as Lindsay continued.
"I meant can I have some food! This girl is starving!"
"If you agree to have shmex with me."
"Okay!!"
Samuel gave Lindsay a candy cane.
"So, what's shmex?"
"...y'know, Heather's more my type. Keep the candy."
Samuel: How could you not know what shmex is!?
Lindsay walked away.
"Okay, well, that's it. Leave, now."
"But," Harold said.
"Bye!"
"But!!"
"BYE!!"
"BUT!!!"
"BUT WHAT!?"
"Congratulations on winning!"
"Goodbye," Samuel said, as he shut the door on him.
"No thank you?" Harold said, outside the door.
"Get a life!!"
"I have one. If I didn't, I wouldn't be alive. Well, I could be a ghost. Am I spooky? Boo! Oh gosh, that scared me! I must be a ghost! AHHH!" Harold ran downstairs.
"Haha, loser," Samuel said, watching the Spy Screen in his room.
Leshawna: If that boys a pervert, how come he ain't compliment my booty yet? Mm-mm. That boy got no taste in woman.

"Samuel, can I see you in your room?" Heather asked.
"Oh, so you finally want to sleep in my room," Samuel said, "and have—"
"No. Walk," Heather said, walking upstairs.
Samuel: (shrugs)
"Look," Heather said. "Who are you going to nominate?
"Why's this your business?
"Excuse me?"
"I said, why's this your business?"
"I just want to know! Because you are nominating Gwen and Leshawna, right?"
"Meh, I was. But now... Why are you being so pushy, wife?"
"I'm not!! And I'm not your wife!!"
"In your dreams, you are."
Heather gasped.
Samuel: Ha! I love doing this! Playing Heather is like playing the game. Easy, easy. First I'll beat her, then she'll become my wife outside her dreams. Ohhh, yeahhh. (puts sunglasses on, smiles)
A knocking was heard on the door.
"Come in!" Samuel called.
Gwen walked inside, "Oh. Heather, you're here. Can you give us a minute?"
"No," Heather said.
"Fine, I'll tell everyone I walked into you two in bed."
"Bye," Heather said, walking out.
The camera showed Heather's ear pushing against the door from the other side.
"Oh, don't tell me you also want to be in bed with me!" Samuel said. "...wait, no, tell me that. Please."
"No, I don't. I just wanted to make sure I'm safe."
"Oh, don't worry," Samuel smiled. "I'll make sure you're safe."
The camera went to behind Samuel's back, showing his finger's crossed.
Samuel: (shows camera crossed fingers) No girl who passes sleeping with me is safe!
"Okay, thanks," Gwen said, leaving the room.
"Oh, no problem," Samuel said.
Heather quickly ran to a table by the room.
Gwen opened the door, walked out, and closed.
"...hi?"
"Oh, hi Gwen! Nothing to see here! Move along!"
"...okay?" Gwen walked downstairs.
Heather quickly ran inside the room.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S SAFE!?" Heather yelled at Samuel.
Samuel showed Heather his crossed fingers.
"...oh, good."
"Come on, Heather. It's almost ten. Why don't you, y'know," Samuel patted his hand on the bed, "lie down?"
"Okay," Heather said, getting on the bed. She took Samuel off, took the key from around his neck, pushed him outside the room, and locked the door.
"Hey, that's my room!!"
Samuel: Oh my, I hate when your partner wants to take everything you own!
After a while, Samuel gave up and walked to Heather's bed, shocked to see Leeroy sleeping on it.
"Grr," Samuel said. "Get. Off. MY. BED!!
Leeroy stayed on the bed, fast asleep.
Samuel pushed Leeroy off the bed.
"Eh, what's that?" Leeroy said, waking up. "Oh, sorry, I'll go sleep in the bathtub."
Leeroy walked to the bathroom with a pillow and junk, and saw Harold sleeping in it.
"Oh, sorry. I'll go sleep on a couch in the Living Room."
Leeroy walked to the Living Room, seeing Valerie on one of two couches.
Leeroy said to the camera, "Good thing there ain't fifteen contestants, I'd HATE to sleep on the floor!"
He put his things on the other couch, and lay down.
"Goodnaht, Val," Leeroy said.
"Huh?" Valerie said, in her sleep.
"I SAID GOODNIGHT!!"
Valerie woke up, "WHAT THE (censored)!?"
Leeroy was speechless, "Um, sorry, girl..."
"Oh, no no no, I'm sorry!! Let me go get you a cup of milk! I'll also bake you same cookies!"
Valerie: To all you who just saw that: I'M SORRY! I'm nice, I'll make up for that!
"...okay..." a frightened Leeroy said.
Valerie returned with a cup of milk. "Don't be afraid of me, Lee, I really am sorry! I don't know why that word slipped out of me!"
"It's... okay..." Leeroy said.
Valerie hugged Leeroy, as a timer went off. "Oh, the cookies are ready!"
Valerie went to the kitchen, returned with freshly-baked cookies, and handed them to Leeroy. "Now, you enjoy! Goodnight."
"Thank you," Leeroy said, munching on a cookie.
The sounds of Leeroy's chewing kept Valerie up.
Valerie: (twitches eye) Why... did... I... make... so... many...!?
"Lee," Valerie said.
Leeroy swallowed, "Yeah?"
"Do you mind eating somewhere... else?"
"Okay, g'night!"
Leeroy: (eating cookies)

Everyone woke up, Samuel a little earlier than everyone else.
He walked to his STDPP room, and knocked on the door.
"Can I have my key now?" he asked.
"I'm changing!!" Heather shouted.
Samuel had his eyes widened. "... CAN I HAVE MY KEY NOW!?"
"One sec!!"
"Wait, how are you changing? Where'd you even get your clothes from?"
An awkward silence filled the room.
"Give me my freakin' key! Nominations are today! If you don't give me it now, I'll nominate you."
"Ha! You can't! We're on the same team!!"
"Oh, I can. But you can't participate in the TDNO challenge, so you can't save yourself!"
Heather finished changing, unlocked the door, gave the key to Samuel, and walked downstairs.
Leshawna: Wait, Heather was in the STDPP room? Hm, if anyone should sleep in there without being the STDPP, it should be me!
Lindsay: Wow, Heather was in the best room in this house! So lucky!
Kathy: Heather just came out of the STDPP room!
Duncan: Why was Heather in the STDPP room?
Harold: Wait, Heather and Samuel in Samuel's room?
Leeroy: Hi!
Sadie: K-K-KATIE!!!!
Trent: ...what...the...
Valerie: OMG! SO SOON!?
Gwen: Did Heather and Samuel...sleep together?
Noah: (sarcastically) Heather and Samuel. Best Total Drama couple ever. (claps)
The eleven Houseguests looked at Heather as she was walking downstairs.
"What!?" Heather said. "Can a woman not go downstairs without being stared at?"
"Oh, you sure are a woman, alright," Leshawna said.
"What are you talking about!?" Heather said.
"We're talking about you sleeping in the same bed as Samuel!" Harold said.
"Wait, WHAT!?" Heather said. "I never did such a thing!"
"Tell that to you coming out of the room a few minutes ago," Gwen said.
"How can I talk to an action?" Heather asked.
Gwen glared at Heather, "You know what I mean."
"I didn't sleep with Samuel! Why would I do such a thing!?"
Heather: What is wrong with these people!?
While all this was happening, Samuel heard everything.
Samuel: Time to spice it up a bit.
Samuel came downstairs in his STDPP robe.
"Heather! Nice sleeping session we had last night, am I right?" Samuel winked.
"Why would you even do such a thing?" Trent asked. "You're nineteen, he's sixteen. Everyone starts the game at sixteen."
"But I'm twenty-five!" Kathy yelled.
"Yeah, yeah," Trent said.
"But... I didn't!!" Heather shouted.
"Uh-huh," Harold said. "Why would you go in bed with him before me? Seriously, you had a crush on me for, like, three years. It's too bad I'm with Leshawna now." Harold put his arm around Leshawna.
"No, you're not," Leshawna said, taking his arm off her. "Don't make me twist that arm of yours!"
"Oh, yeah," Harold said. "I'm with Kathy now." He put his arm around Kathy.
"When did that happen?" Kathy asked, taking his arm off her.
"...okay," Harold said, walking away from the girls.
"Wait, guys, she's Heather," Gwen said. "Why do we care what she does? We all hate her, right?"
The cast (except Gwen, Heather, Samuel and Ezekiel) all mumbled.
"I'll take that as a yes," Gwen said.
"Breakfast time!" Harold said, running to the kitchen.

Around noon, Samuel walked to the dining room, with everyone else in the backyard.
The wall read, "NOMINATIONS TODAY."
Samuel: As STDPP, it is my job to nominate two Houseguests for elimination.
The camera showed Heather's picture on the wall, as Samuel took her key out.
Heather: I really hope Samuel doesn't do what he said he will... Otherwise, the other team won't save me and I'll be eliminated first.
The camera showed Gwen's picture on the wall, as Samuel took her key out.
Gwen: Samuel better stay true with his word, or I'll win that second competition, take myself off the block. Then I'll win whatever he won, and nominate him. ...why do I even care?
The camera showed Valerie's picture on the wall, as Samuel took her key out.
Valerie: I really hope I'm not nominated! I hope I was nice enough!
After Samuel took the fourteen keys, he went up to his room, with the nomination box awaiting him.
Samuel put the key that read "SAMUEL" around his neck, and started putting the keys in the slots.
One by one, he locked them in.
He put the keys of the nominated Houseguests in a bag, and closed the bag.
He went downstairs, opened the door outside, and said, "It's time for the Nomination Ceremony, everyone."
The twelve (everyone, but the STDPP and Ezekiel) walked to the dining room, while Samuel walked back to his room.
From outside the house, Chris told Mikey, "Go put that animal in the room."
Mikey walked inside the house, to the backyard, picked up Ezekiel's cage, placed him on the floor of the dining room, and left the house.
Samuel walked downstairs with the nomination box.
"This is the nomination ceremony," he said. "I will take out the first key, that person is safe. They will take out the next key, and so on and so forth. Also, once Ezekiel's key is taken, if it is, the one safe before him must take the next key out. The first person safe is..."
"Lindsay."
Samuel passed the nomination box around Lindsay.
"Yay, a key!!" Lindsay shouted in enthusiasm. "Am I the STDPP now?"
"...you know, I think I'll take the key for her," Samuel said. He took the nomination box, and continued, "Kathy."
"K-K-KATIE!!!!" Sadie cried.
Kathy took the box, and shouted, "OMG!! Shut up!!"
"Third person safe, Trent." She passed the box to him.
"Fourth person safe," Trent said, "Ezekiel."
Ezekiel was seen trying to escape his cage using his teeth.
"Fifth person safe," Trent continued, "Harold."
"Yes! Thanks, Sam," Harold gestured. "Sixth person safe is... Valerie."
Valerie was passed the box. "Yay, thanks, Samuel!!" she said. "Sixth person safe is Noah."
Valerie passed the box to Noah.
"Joy," Noah said, sarcastically. "The next person safe is Leeroy."
Noah passed the box to Leeroy.
"Ninth pe'son safe is Sadie!" he said.
Leeroy passed the box to Sadie.
Sadie continued to cry on the table, so Leeroy walked to the other side of the table, and motioned her hands to take out the next key.
"Tenth pe'son safe is..." Leeroy said. "Gwen!"
"Thanks," Gwen said, as the box was passed to her. "Final person safe is..."
Heather gasped.
Leshawna gasped.
Duncan sighed.
"Heather."
"YES!!" Heather shouted, as she grabber her key from Gwen.
"I have nominated you, Leshawna, and you, Duncan because I felt like it. First week into the house, I can't really have a reason," Samuel stated. "This nomination ceremony is adjourned!"
Everyone started leaving the room, as Diary Room clips were on.
Gwen: I really wouldn't think Samuel would keep that promise... But I can't help but think I'll be nominated after the next challenge! Gotta win it! Why do I even care!?
Heather: He scared me. He really did. I mean, last key!? What the—
Trent: Yes!! He didn't nominate Gwen!!

"Welcome back to Total Drama House!" Chris smiled.
"We're running out of time, so let's go to the Living Room to start the TDNO competition!"
Chris turned the TV on.
"Hello, Houseguests. Ready for your first TDNO competition?"
The Living Room was filled with the Deadbeats and Samuel.
The eight mumbled.
"Okay!! You see that table over there?" Chris pointed to the right.
"No," everyone said.
"My right!! Look to your left!"
"Oh, yeah, I see the table," everyone said, simultaneously.
"Okay!!" Chris continued, "On it are eight TDNO medallions, a pencil, and a notepad. One by one, you'll go through the house with a medallion and hide it somewhere! Following that, take the pencil and a page from the notepad, and jot down where you've hidden your medallion so you don't forget. After everyone's finished hiding their medallions, you must guess where someone has put their medallion. Any questions?"
Three out of the eight Houseguests raised their hand.
"No? Okay! Let's get this competition started! Samuel?"
Samuel took a medallion, and walked away.
A note blocked the screen.

It's too bad you can't watch where the Houseguests are hiding their medallions! We had to fire a cameraman or two... No, not budget cuts. Mikey was trying to steal my job! He's out to get me! Out to get me, I say!!

Samuel returned, and wrote "basciT ful ov gudees" on a sheet, and took it.
"Leshawna."
Leshawna left the room.
As she returned, she wrote "toilet".
"Duncan."
Duncan left the room, and a flushing noise was heard.
Leshawna had her eyes wide.
Duncan returned, and wrote down "teh drain".
"Gwen."
Gwen left the room.
She returned, and wrote down, "refrigerator".
"Leeroy."
Leeroy left the room.
He returned, and wrote "under the stdpp's mattress".
"Noah."
Noah left the room.
He returned, and wrote "kitchen drain".
"Valerie."
Valerie left the room.
She returned, and wrote "under bottom bunk pillow".
"Lindsay."
"What?" Lindsay asked.
"Go do the challenge."
"What challenge?" Lindsay asked.
"THE challenge."
"What THE challenge?"
"Lindsay drops out! Let's get to guessing! Valerie, guess first."
"I guess the fridge," Valerie said.
"Noah?"
Noah shrugged. "The toilet."
"Leeroy."
"I guess the bathtub!" Leeroy said.
"Gwen."
Leshawna quickly crossed out her "toilet" and added "drain" when nobody was looking.
"Down the drain?" Gwen guessed.
"Duncan."
"The fridge," he shrugged.
"Leshawna."
"Uh, the sink," Leshawna said.
"Samuel."
"My basket full of goodies!" Samuel shouted.
"Okay, everyone drop your papers on the table."
Everyone did as told.
"Valerie's guess, refrigirator... One point!"
"Noah's guess, toilet... Zero points! Valerie is in the lead with one point!"
"Leeroy's guess, bathtub... Zero points! Valerie is still in the lead!"
"Gwen's guess, down the drain... Three points!! Gwen is currently in the lead!!"
"Duncan's guess, refrigirator... One point!"
"Leshawna's guess, sink... Zero points!"
"Samuel's guess, basket full of his goodies... Zero points! That's obviously his handwriting."
"Gwen is Total Drama House's first TDNO winner!! As for Valerie and Duncan, for being the only two others for getting at least a point, you win a prize as well! Mikey?"
Mikey walked inside the house. "Duncan, Valerie, you two will be enjoying a date after the summer!" Mikey said. "The two of you will go on a boat, and have a romantic date, with a buffet, a complimentary room, and all that stuff." Mikey walked to Gwen, put the TDNO medallion around her neck, and left the house.
"Wait, I'm going on a date with her?" Duncan asked. "Sick!! I'm dating Gwen, now!"
Valerie frowned.
"Can there be any way I can give my win to Valerie," Gwen asked, "and I get the date?"
"No. Congratulations, goodnight!"
The eight went to their respective rooms, getting ready for bed.
"There you have it! Will Gwen use the Overthrow? Who will be evicted? And who will win the second STDPP competition!? And are we forcing Duncan to go on the date with Valerie? Find out, next time, on Total... Drama... House! Except for that last question," Chris chuckled. "Because we obviously are!"

Chapter 3 - TBA

"Previously on Total Drama," Chris said, "we gave Samuel the key to the STDPP room! Which was a mistake, really. The letter he got from his father... Heh. So, he promised Gwen safe, though crossed his fingers. He even manipulated Heather! Oh, the ratings are going up as we know it. Could Samuel be an even greater antagonist than Heather? Aaanyways, Gwen won TDNO, and will decide if she's using the Overthrow... over her best friend in the game, and her freakin' boyfriend! Will she use it? Find out, after the flashback, on Total... Drama... House!"
The theme song played.

"Leeroy's guess, bathtub... Zero points! Valerie is still in the lead!"
Leeroy: Why ain't anybody hide it in the bathtub, hm? Pretty good place, if you ask me.
"Gwen's guess, down the drain... Three points!! Gwen is currently in the lead!!"
Gwen: (crosses arms) Eh.
"Duncan's guess, refrigirator... One point!"
"Leshawna's guess, sink... Zero points!"
"Samuel's guess, basket full of his goodies... Zero points! That's obviously his handwriting."
"Gwen is Total Drama House's first TDNO winner!!"
Gwen: Idiot.
"As for Valerie and Duncan, for being the only two others for getting at least a point, you win a prize as well! Mikey?"
Mikey walked inside the house. "Duncan, Valerie, you two will be enjoying a date after the summer!" Mikey said. "The two of you will go on a boat, and have a romantic date, with a buffet, a complimentary room, and all that stuff." Mikey walked to Gwen, put the TDNO medallion around her neck, and left the house.
Duncan: (stares blankly at camera)
"Wait, I'm going on a date with her?" Duncan asked. "Sick!! I'm dating Gwen, now!"
Valerie frowned.
"Can there be any way I can give my win to Valerie," Gwen asked, "and I get the date?"
"No. Congratulations, goodnight!"
The eight went to their respective rooms, getting ready for bed.
...getting stopped by Mikey walking into the house, turning on a bullhorn, yelling "EVERYBODY, TO THE LIVING ROOM. NOW."
The fourteen Houseguests were wondering why they were woken up this late.
Then Gwen thought out loud, "Well, Chris hosts the show."
Duncan and Leshawna nodded in agreement.
The Houseguests all sat on the couch: Leshawna on the left nominee chair, Duncan on the right, the Sofas on the left couch, the Deadbeats on the right, with Gwen standing.
Mikey gave some cue cards to Gwen.
"Wait, what!?" Gwen shouted. "We already had nominations and a competition today!"
"No," Mikey said. "That was yesterday. It's past midnight."
Gwen sighed, as she read: "This is the Overthrow Ceremony. Because I hold the Nomination Overthrowing Medallion, I may overthrow one of Samuel's nominations. But, before I decide weather to use it or not, you, Duncan, and you, Leshawna, will be able to persuade me to you use it on you. Leshawna, you can go first."
"Gurl," Leshawna stood up.. "I don't want to be here as much as you or Duncan, here. But I do want the million. If you save me, you'll be safe when I win STDPP. I love you, gurl, but if you want to use it on your boyfran, be my guest." She sat down.
Duncan stood up, and said, "Meh." He shrugged, and sat down.
"Okay, I love you both," Gwen said, "but, I have decided... I will be using the Overthrow."
Samuel gasped.
Gwen remained silent.
"...well!?" Heather yelled.
"Well what?" Gwen asked.
"Who are you using it on!?"
"Oh, the script doesn't say that."
Mikey reached into his back pocket, and gave Gwen another cue card.
"...on Leshawna. Duncan, I'm sorry, but, you are my boyfriend, but... your speach didn't persuade me."
Gwen put the medallion around Leshawna's neck.
Duncan: (shrugs)
Leshawna: Yes!! (shows off medallion) Beat that, suckas. 'Shawna here's gettin' a second chance!
"Samuel," Gwen continued. "As STDPP, you must nominate another person for eviction."
Samuel walked to the head of the room. "Well, I honestly wasn't expecting this. I really wanted Leshawna gone 'cause she's got the worst boobies."
Leshawna had her eyes wide, and was attempting to chase after Samuel, but Gwen held her down.
"So, rundown. Lindsay, Valerie, you guys' are safe because you obviously have the best boobs. Ever."
Valerie gasped, but forced a smile.
Lindsay smiled. "Aw, thanks!" She paused. "Wait, what?"
"So, Leeroy and Noah. I'm nominating Leeroy, I hate you and your accent. Sure, you have man boobs, but that won't cut it."
Leeroy walked to the left nomination chair, with his head down.
Leeroy: I'm fine with his choice, I'd nominate myself instead of Noah, too. But, his reason? Really?
Gwen walked to the head, as Samuel sat down, and said, "This Overthrow Ceremony is adjourned."
Valerie: Yay, he didn't nominate me! I'm so happy, I could eat a horse! (pauses) ...heh, looks like I got mixed up.
Ezekiel: (caged; trying to scratch camera)
Heather: I can't believe I got stuck with five losers and a Samuel on my team! I gotta win the next STDPP.

"Previously, on Total Drama!" Chris said. "We did a recap, are we starting over?"
Mikey went over and gave him new cards.
"Oh," Chris said. "Well, the cast went to bed after the ceremony, and will have three days, including today, to 'fish for votes.'"
The camera panned inside the house, where the cast was all fast asleep.
"...yeah, let's go to Day Five."
The camera panned back into the house, twenty-seven hours later, now seven o' clock.
Leeroy woke up bright and early, making four plates of eggs and bacon.
Leeroy: If I want to stay safe, I need to do this. Duncan's been here for four seasons now. Give me a shot, team!!
Gwen, Leshawna, Heather, Trent, and Harold all woke up a half-hour later, and saw the plates.
"MINE!" The five shouted.
"Tuh-tuh-tuh," Leeroy said, motioning them to get their hands off.
"You're gonna eat three plates of eggs and bacon?" Harold asked.
"Of course not," Leeroy said. "These are for Gwen, Leshawna, and I."
Gwen and Leshawna each looked at eachother, then back at the plates, then eachother, then the plates, then eachother, then the plates, then eachother, then the plates.
"Can you guys give us a little privacy, please?" Leeroy asked.
"Yeah, seriously," Trent said. "Shoo, bye, you be gone."
"What are you doing?" Gwen asked.
"I'm sharing breakfast with my girlfriend!" Trent said, as Heather and Harold walked away.
"Unless that's Leshawna, buh-bye. Trent, I broke up with you in Action. I'm with Duncan now, deal with it."
A tear fell down Trent's face. "We're broken up!" He ran to the Living Room, where Sadie was also crying.
Sadie wiped a tear away, and asked, "Are you sad about Sadie, too?"
Trent responded, "No. Gwen."
The two started crying on eachother's shoulders.
Noah walks past them.
Noah: What is up with this house?
He walked to the kitchen, and saw a plate of eggs and bacon, with Gwen, Leeroy, and Leshawna talking.
"Hey, Noah!" Leeroy shouted. "Save you a plate."
"I'll evict Duncan," he said, taking the plate, and walking away from them.
"...okay, thanks, man!" Leeroy smiled. "So, are you guys on board?"
"I dunno," Gwen said. "I do want this breakfast every morning, but he's my boyfriend... We'll see..." Gwen walked to the Living Room.
"How about you?" Leeroy asked.
Leshawna replied, "I didn't want to say it around Gwen there, but of course I'm evicting Duncan! I didn't like him since Island."
Leeroy: So I have two votes, I need to talk to Valerie!
Leeroy baked some cookies, and they were ready by 8:10.
He quickly took the cookies to the bunk bedroom, where Valerie was sleeping on the floor.
He woke her up, and she said, "Whaaa?"
"Mornin', ma'am!" Leeroy said. "Have some cookies for breakfast!" He handed her the plate.
"Uh, I was just thinking of having some Loco Cocos, though..." Valerie said.
"You don't want my cookies?" Leeroy said, frowning.
"No, no!" Valerie said, taking a bite of a cookie. "Yum!"
"You enjoy that," Leeroy said, "and I'll be right back with milk!"
"Mmm," Valerie said. When Leeroy left the room, she spit out the cookie.
Valerie: I'm sorry, but those are hockey pucks!
When Leeroy returned with milk, Valerie said, "I'm not hungry. I'm evicting Duncan, if you wanted to know.
Leeroy dropped the milk on the floor and walked to the Living Room. "Thanks," he shouted on his way out.
Leeroy: Looks like I'm safe, for now! But I can't help but think... Where the heck is Duncan?
Harold walked to his former room, and slowly shook Kathy. "Wake up, Kathy wathy."
"Huh?" Kathy said. "Oh, it's just you. Time for breakie!"
She ran to the kitchen, and poured herself some Loco Cocos.
"Yum!" She shouted, as she started to dig in.
Valerie groaned, at the sight of Kathy eating breakfast.
Leeroy walked to the bathroom, and saw Duncan asleep on the toilet. "...D-Duncan?"
Duncan woke up. "Gah!"
"What do you last remember?"
"Waking up and going to the bathroom."
"...c-can I do my business?"
Duncan got up, and walked out the bathroom.
Gwen ran to Duncan. "Duncan! Where the heck have you been?"
"The bathroom," he said.
"For five hours?"
"I fell asleep!"

"Pretty boring... Let's skip to the afternoon!" Chris said.
Kathy: Okay, so, I'm gonna go to Noah.
Kathy walked up to Noah. "Hi!"
"...hi?"
"...okay, bye," Kathy said, walking away.
Kathy: I'm such a freak! Why am I so scared to talk to him? I'm famous!! He should be crawling to me!!
Harold walked up to Kathy, and said, "Hey, Kathy! Be my girlfriend? I'M LONELY!!"
"Noah?" Kathy asked, turning around. "Aw, no."
Harold: Wait, she likes Noah!? Okay, so, I'm dating Leshawna, but I want to date Kathy, Kathy wants to date Noah, and Noah wants to date Cody. Love square thing!
"Okay," Harold said, frowning.
Outside the house, Chris said, "Wow, these guys are boring. After the break, it's time for the live eviction!"
The live audience clapped.

The live audience clapped.
"Welcome back to Total Drama!" Chris said. "Introducing... Mikey!"
"Hi," Mikey said, to the audience.
The live audience clapped, and a girl shouted "MARRY ME!"
"No," Mikey said, walking into the house.
"Hey, guys," Mikey said to the Houseguests.
Chris turned on the television in the Living Room, and said, "Hello, Houseguests."
The thirteen (everyone but Samuel) Houseguests said, "Hi Mikey."
"What, no hi for me?" Chris asked.
The thirteen remained quiet.
"...fine."
He turned off the television in the Living Room, and turned on the one in the STDPP Room.
"Hi, Samuel," Chris said.
"Hey," Samuel said.
"I really have no idea what to say to you," Chris continued. "Go downstairs."
"Mkay," Samuel said, getting off his seat.
Chris looked at the audience. "Ladies and gentlemen, Samuel."
Chris went back "in" the Living Room screen, and started talking to the Houseguests. "Before the vote, Duncan, Leeroy, would you like to say anything?"
"No," the two said simultaneously, as Leeroy continued, "not really."
"Okay, then," Chris responded. "I will call each of you, on the Deadbeats, one by one. Whoever has the most votes must take the Live Audience of Shame, and take the Mini Van of Losers, and can't come back, ever. Hey, Mikey, mind coming for a minute?"
Mikey walked outside the house, the audience clapped, Chris handed him a silver platter, he walked back inside, and the applause died.
"Okay," Chris said. "Gwen, go vote."
Gwen walked into the confessional, and returned.
Leshawna walked into the confessional, and returned.
Lindsay walked into the confessional, and returned.
As did Valerie.
And last, but not least, Noah.
Mikey gave a Keychain to Samuel, Heather, Trent, Harold, Sadie, and Kathy. He threw a Keychain in Ezekiel's cage. He handed some more to Lindsay, Valerie, Noah, Gwen, and Leshawna.
"The final Keychain goes to..." Mikey said.
"Leeroy," Chris said.
Mikey gave the final Keychain to Leeroy.
"Duncan," Chris continued. "You have been eliminated from Total Drama House. You have one minute to pack your bags, say bye, and come outside.
"Eh," Duncan said, uncaringly.
Duncan picked up his suitcase, and said: "Bye everyone. Bye Gwen."
He opened the door of the house, and then the other one, and the live audience cheered.
"Duncan," Chris said. "Take a seat."
Back inside the house, the Houseguests were lurking on the door, hearing the sounds of the audience.
Chris continued, "Duncan. How do you feel being first eliminated?"
Duncan shrugged, and answered, "It happened last season. I honestly don't want to be part of this show anymore. Bye." Duncan walked out another door, and hopped onto the Mini Van.
"Well," Chris said, with an attitude. "Stay tuned for the next Supreme Total Drama Power Place after the break."
The live audience clapped.

The live audience clapped.
"Welcome back," Chris said. "It's time for the second STDPP challenge. Mikey?"
"Thanks Chris," Mikey said. "I'm here in the backyard where the Houseguests are ready to compete for their second STDPP competition."
"Mikey," Chris said. "This is not the news."
"Yadda yadda," Mikey mocked. "Samuel, because you are the previous STDPP, you may not compete in this challenge. Anyways, this challenge is called 'Majority Rules.' I will ask you twelve a question, and everyone will switch their cube-thing to either A, or B. Whichever choice has less guesses, the contestants who guessed it lose. If a tie, nobody's out. If everyone guesses the same thing, nobody's out. Ready?"
"Yes," Heather said, determined.
"If this season had eleven veterans, who would Chris invite?" Mikey asked. "A. Owen, or B. Katie."
Everyone set their cube to A, except for Sadie and Ezekiel, who're still "undecided."
"K-K-KATIE!!!!" Sadie cried.
"Sadie, Zeke, I need an answer," Mikey said.
Sadie changed her cube to B.
"Ten people guess A," Mikey said. "Sadie, you've been eliminated. So have you, Zeke, for not guessing." Mikey took Ezekiel's cage, and brought it to Samuel, as Sadie walked to him.
"Next question," Mikey said. "Who would win in a bikini swimsuit contest? A. Samuel, or B. Trent."
Heather, Trent, Lindsay, Gwen, Leshawna, Noah, Leeroy, and Kathy all picked B.
"Eight vs. two," Mikey said. "Valerie, Harold, you're part of the two. Please go over there."
Samuel winked at Valerie.
Mikey continued, "Who would win in a pie eating contest? A. Heather, or B. Gwen."
Heather, Lindsay, Noah, and Leeroy all picked B. The rest picked A.
"Tie," Mikey said. "Next question: Who's a better host? A. Chris, B. Mikey."
Kathy and Lindsay picked A, as the rest picked B. "Kathy, Lindsay, you have been outnumbered, and you're incorrect. Go take a seat," Mikey said. "Next question: Will Samuel be a pervert forever? A. Yes, B. No."
Trent and Leeroy turn their cubes to B, everyone else turns to A.
"Trent, Leeroy, it's four vs. two," Mikey said, as the two walked to the sidelines. "Next question: How would Duncan become an Internet sensation? A. His fansite, or B. He'll find pictures of Chris naked and upload them."
Heather, Gwen, and Noah turn to B.
"Leshawna, three to one. Bye," Mikey said, as Leshawna walked to the sidelines. "Courtney will sue. A. True, or B. False."
Noah switches to A, and the other two switch to B.
"Surprisingly," Mikey stated, "B outnumbered A. Sorry Noah."
Noah shrugged, as he walked to the sidelines.
"Alright girls," Mikey continued. "Huddle in. I have a quarter. Since it's physically impossible to win now, we're just gonna flip a coin. Gwen, call it."
"I want to call it!" Heather whined.
"Too bad," Gwen snickered. "Heads."
Mikey flipped the coin, caught it, smacked it on his hand, took his hand off, and it showed... tails.
"Congratulations to Heather, the second STDPP of the season!!" Mikey shouted.
"Yes!!" Heather yelled in enthusiam.
Mikey turned to the camera, "Looks like another Sofa has won the challenge. Who will she nominate, and who will win the TDNO competition?"
The camera panned back to Chris. He said, "Find out next time on Total... Drama... House!"
The audience clapped, as the camera faded black.

Chapter 4 - TBA

"Previously, on Total Drama, things happened," Chris said, lazily. "Just watch the episode yourself! Roll theme."
The theme song played.

Mikey said, "Courtney will sue. A. True, or B. False."
Noah switches to A, and the other two switch to B.
"Surprisingly," Mikey stated, "B outnumbered A. Sorry Noah."
Noah shrugged, as he walked to the sidelines.
"Alright girls," Mikey continued. "Huddle in. I have a quarter. Since it's physically impossible to win now, we're just gonna flip a coin. Gwen, call it."
"I want to call it!" Heather whined.
"Too bad," Gwen snickered. "Heads."
Mikey flipped the coin, caught it, smacked it on his hand, took his hand off, and it showed... tails.
"Congratulations to Heather, the second STDPP of the season!!" Mikey shouted.
"Yes!!" Heather yelled in enthusiam.
Heather: You know, I really don't care I didn't call it anymore.
Gwen: ...I'm so out.
Leshawna: First Samuel, now Heather? This is whack! I'll obviously be nominated, so I need to win the next challenge!
Valerie: Oh no! What if Heather thinks bad about me and nominates me? Then the rumor will spread, and I'll be voted out!
The thirteen contestants went back inside the house.
"Two times' the charm," Samuel said, winking at Heather.
Samuel: First me, then my girlfriend!? Epic!
Heather: (pokes head in) I'm not... your girlfriend.
Samuel: (winks)
"K-K-KATIE!!!" Sadie cried.
Heather: Already week two, and I don't have an alliance. I have to fix Sadie up, and persuade her into one...
Sadie: K-K-KATIE!!!
"Heather," Samuel called.
"What!?" Heather said.
"You won."
"Good for me."
"It is, let's go to bed."
"It's four o' clock!!"
"I know."
Heather: What's with this boy!? (pauses) Dèjá vu...

Heather was seen coming outside the confessional.
"...who wants to see my STDPP room!?"
Gwen yelled, "Nobody!"
"I do!" Samuel said.
"Nobody that's normal!" Gwen said.
"Shut up, Gwen," Heather said.
Heather went upstairs to the STDPP room, with Samuel following him.
Harold shrugged, "I'll come, too."
He quickly ran upstairs.
"Anyone else want to come...?" Heather asked.
"No," the cast (save Heather, Samuel, Harold, Sadie, and Ezekiel) said.
Heather took the key out of her pocket, and unlocked the door.
"Welcome to my room... Samuel...and...Harold..." Heather said.
Heather: I'm never saying that, ever again.
Samuel took a quick look at the table, and saw a letter. He whispered, took the letter, and read aloud:

"Dear Heather,
You need to marry Samuel.
Sincerely,
Your family."

"Oh, give me that!" Heather said, grabbing the letter. She, correctly, read:

"Dead Heather,"

"They mispelled 'dear!'" Heather whined, and continued:

"We are very proud of you. Both your mother and I.
We wish you good luck in future competitions.
We can't wait to give you some good news when you return.
Sincerely,
Daddy."

"You still call your father 'daddy?'" Harold teased.
"No," Heather denied. "Look who's talking!"
Harold shrugged, and walked out of the room.
"Finally alone," Samuel winked. "Just you, and I."
"Correction, just me," Heather said, pushing Samuel out the room.
"Now," Heather continued, "time to enjoy some snacks."

Heather was eating cheese puffs on her bed, when the door knocked.
Heather swallowed, and said, "Come in!"
Gwen entered the room.
"Oh, come on!" Heather shouted.
"...sorry?" Gwen wondered. "Okay, so, I want to make a deal with you."
"A deal?" Heather asked.
"A deal," Gwen assured. "You never nominate me, I never nominate you, and we can be in an...alliance..."
"An alliance?" Heather asked, munching on some cheese puffs.
"Yes, an alliance!" Gwen shouted. "What do you say?"
"I don't know," Heather said. "I'll think about it. But, I thought you hate me?"
"I can...grow to...like...you, I guess," Gwen said.
Gwen: This is gonna be hard.
Heather smirked, "Okay. I'll think about it. Bye."
"Bye," Gwen said, getting up, and exiting.
Heather continued eating her cheese puffs, as the door was knocked once more.
"Come in!" Heather said.
Leshawna entered the room.
"Hey, girl," Leshawna said.
"Hi," Heather said.
"Listen, I know we hate eachother, but we're also friends," Leshawna said.
Heather nodded, "Frenemies."
Leshawna continued, "Yeah. That. I just wanted to know of we can keep the 'fre' part and have you not nominate me tomorrow..."
"I'll think about it," Heather said. "Now let me eat my food in peace."
Leshawna nodded, and left the room.
Heather took her bag of cheese puffs, as the door was knocked another time.
"OH MY GOSH," Heather shouted. "COME IN."
Trent opened the door.
"Keep Gwen safe," Trent said, leaving the room.
"Creep," Heather said, putting a cheese puff in her mouth, as another knock was heard.
"Come in," Heather sighed.
Lindsay, Noah, Leeroy, and Kathy all entered the room.
"The producers told us to come in here," Leeroy stated.
"Apparently, they didn't cut us in the episode yet," Noah continued.
"So they forced us to say these words," Kathy said.
"Yay!" Lindsay said.
The four left the room.
"And they'll put that in the episode?" Heather asked the camera. "Dumb show."

Around 9:30PM, Gwen was in the STDPP room with Heather.
"Okay, so, I'm safe?" Gwen asked.
"Ninety percent sure," Heather said. "While you're at it, ask Kathy to be in the alliance. We're gonna need her."
Heather: If I want to win, I'm gonna need to play with enemies.
"You've got yourself a deal," Gwen said, extending her arm out to Heather.
Heather shook her hand.
Gwen headed out, as Heather said, "Goodnight."
Gwen smiled. "Night."
Gwen went to her bed.
In the bunk room, the newbies were fighting for the remaining beds.
"I have Heather's," Samuel said. "Say no more." He lied down on Heather's bed.
"You can have it," Valerie smiled.
"No, no, I insist," Leeroy said. "Take it."
"I think Leeroy should have it," Harold said. "I mean, come on, if I picked Valerie, then she'd love me, and want to be my girlfriend. I can't have girls fawning over me, I already have a girlfriend. Her name starts with an L, and rhymes with Reshawna."
"...okay," Valerie said, awkwardly. "Anyways... Two against one. Have a good night sleep, Leeroy."
"Fahn," Leeroy said.
Valerie went to sleep on her usual couch, as Harold slept on the opposite one.
The camera shifted to the single-bed room.
"Psst, Kathy," Gwen whispered.
"Huh... wha?" Kathy asked, fast asleep.
"How'd you like to be in an alliance with Heather and I?" Gwen whispered.
"Yeah, sure, whatever. Goodnight," Kathy replied, still half-asleep.
"That's great!" Gwen whispered, going to sleep.
Gwen: I just remembered... Duncan left. How could I forget about him?
The camera panned to the bunk-bed room, showing the six, including Ezekiel, all fast asleep.
The camera panned to the Living Room. Valerie was trying to sleep, but was getting annoyed with the sounds of Harold's game.
"Yes!" Harold whispered. "Over nine thousand points!! When will I be on the hall of fame?"
Valerie stood up, and walked to Harold. "Harold, honey," she said. "Can you please turn that off? I really need my ni— beauty sleep."
"I never heard of that word," Harold said. "But okay." He gave his console to Valerie.
"Um, I didn't mean..." Valerie said. "I mean, um, thanks. I'm gonna go play... somewhere else." She gave Harold a kiss on the forehead, in acts of kindness.
Harold blushed, and fell asleep.
Valerie: (hides console in basket)
Valerie tip-toed back to the couch, laid down, and slept.
"Goodnight," she whispered.

The next day, everyone woke up bright and early, AKA eleven o' clock.
"Mornin' all!" Leeroy said.
Noah yawned.
"Howdy!" Leeroy said to Noah. "I don't think we hadn't talked the whole time!"
"And you ruined it," Noah said.
"Good morning everyone!" Lindsay shouted.
"Why're you so happy?" Leshawna asked, rubbing her head.
"Oh, I never said that," Lindsay stated. "Butter knives! Butter knives!"
Heather opened the door to her room, and yelled, "Shut up, Lindsay!!"
Lindsay frowned.
Valerie walked up to her and said, "Hi." She smiled.
"Oh," Lindsay said. "Hi Cammie!"
"...it's Valerie," Valerie corrected. "B-but, you can call me Cammie, if-if you want..."
"Okay, Cam-Cam!" Lindsay smiled. "This is the start of a beautiful friendship!"
"Right," Valerie replied.
Trent was seen holding Gwen, walking out the bedroom.
"Good morning, everyone," Trent whispered. "Gwen's still sleeping, so you got to be quiet."
Harold got up from the couch, walked to Gwen, and shouted in her ear. "Wake up," he said.
"Five more minutes, Mom," Gwen said.
Harold: She thinks I'm her Mommy!
"I'm Harold," Harold corrected. "I didn't give birth to you."
Gwen fully woke up, and grunted.
The camera panned to the bunk-bed room, where Sadie was seen crying "KAAAAATIEEEEEE!!" she shouted.
"What!?" Kathy shouted, from the other room.
Kathy got out of her bed, and walked to the Living Room.
"What's with this girl?" she asked. "Can we get rid of her already!?"
"I agree," Leshawna concered.
"Anyways, where's Heather?" Kathy asked.
"In her room," Leshawna replied. "Probably peeing or something."
"...all I needed was the first sentence," Kathy said. "Thank you very much."
"Where's Samuel?" Gwen wondered.
"Probably sleeping with Heather or something," Harold pointed out.
"Poindexter's right," Kathy said. "What of he's in there?"
"It's Harold," Harold corrected. "I can forgive you, though. As long as you hug me."
"But I want to call you Poindexter," Kathy whined.
"Listen, I know you're my girlfriend and all," Harold said, but was cut off by Kathy.
"Okay, you see this hair?" Kathy said, flipping her hair. "It's blue."
"Yeah," Harold said. "I can see."
"And you have red hair, right?" Kathy asked, rhetorically.
"Duh," Harold replied.
"Blue and red make..." Kathy said.
"Purple," Harold continued.
"And purple's an ugly color," Kathy said. "I hate how it's stereotyped as 'royal.' So annoying."
"I know, right!?" Harold lied.
"Poindexter," Kathy said, "you just agreed we're never going out."
Harold frowned. "I'm with Leshawna anyways," he said.
"Whatever," Kathy said.
"Good morning," Samuel said, walking out the bunk-bed room.
The cast in the Living Room gave a sigh of relief.
"Sorry, Heather kicked me out a few hours ago," he lied. "If anyone was disturbed by a noise, that sounded like thunder, it was probably her."
The cast in the Living Room gasped.
Heather ran out of her room. "Whatever he says isn't true!!" she denied.
"Who should we believe?" Leshawna said. "The queen bee who got almost all of us eliminated in a season, or the pervert?" She paused. "Well, now that I think of it, it's a pretty hard choice."
"Gwen," Heather said. "Come into my room."

"Gwen," Heather said. "Come into my room."
"Okay," Gwen said, following Heather to the STDPP suite.
"I didn't sleep with him," Heather said.
"I know," Gwen said.
"So why are you saying these things?" she yelled.
"Just messing with you," she stated.
Heather growled.
"But the first time you actually did sleep with him," Gwen said.
Heather stuck her tongue out.
"Anyways," Gwen said. "Kathy's with us."
"Alright," Heather said. "So, I have four people to choose from to nominate. Unless I decide to turn on you."
Gwen narrowed her eyes at Heather.
"Just messing with you," Heather replied.
A knock was heard.
"Come in," Heather said.
Kathy walked in, and said, "Hi, Heather. Just wondering if you'll keep me safe... Please keep me safe!!"
Gwen and Heather looked at eachother simultaneously.
"Of course you're safe, you're in the alliance..." Heather said.
"I'm in an alliance?" Kathy asked. "Sweet!"
"You mean you didn't ask her?" Heather asked Gwen.
"She must've been half asleep!" Gwen said.
"Oh," Kathy said. "Whatever. I'll be in it anyways. So, you, you, and I?"
"Exactly," the two said.
"So, who are you nominating?" Kathy asked.
"I don't know," Heather said. "You'll find out later.
"Alright," Kathy said. "But I'm safe, right?"
"Right," Heather replied.

Around four o' clock, Heather walked to the dining room, with everyone else in the backyard.
The wall read, "NOMINATIONS TODAY."
Heather: As STDPP, it is my job to nominate two Houseguests for elimination.
The camera showed Samuel's picture on the wall, as Heather took her his out.
Samuel: I'm obviously safe. I mean, come on, I'm Heather's boyfriend.
The camera showed Gwen's picture on the wall, as Heather took her key out.
Gwen: Heather better stay true to our alliance. I don't want to go home. I thought about it, and really want that million dollars. Fourth time playing, fourth time's the charm.
The camera showed Kathy's picture on the wall, as Heather took her key out.
Kathy: Kay so, apparently, I'm in an alliance with Heather, so I'm safe. Or not. I don't know, this is Heather we're talking about!
After Heather took the thirteen keys, she went up to her room, with the nomination box awaiting her.
Heather put the key that read "HEATHER" around her neck, and started putting the keys in the slots.
One by one, she locked them in.
She put the keys of the nominated Houseguests in a bag, and closed the bag.
She went downstairs, opened the door outside, and said, "It's time for the Nomination Ceremony, everyone."
The twelve (everyone, but the STDPP) walked to the dining room, while Samuel walked back to his room. Ezekiel's cage was carried by Trent.
Heather walked downstairs with the nomination box.
"This is the nomination ceremony," she said. "I will take out the first key, that person is safe. They will take out the next key, and so on and so forth. Also, once Ezekiel's key is taken, if it is, the one safe before him must take the next key out. The first person safe is..."
"Harold." Heather passed the box to Harold.
"Wicked, thanks!" Harold said. "Trent, you're safe." He passed the box to Trent.
Trent continued, "Next person safe is Noah." He passed the box to Noah.
"The fourth person safe is..." Noah said, "Sadie."
Sadie tried to manage her emotions, and slowly unlocked the next key from the box. "Kathy," she said, slowly. The name reminded her of someone... "KAAAAAAAAATIEEEEEEEEE," she cried.
Kathy took the box from her, and said, "Next person safe is Ezekiel. The next person safe is Samuel."
Kathy passed the box to Samuel.
"Next person safe is Lindsay," he said.
The four who have yet to recieve keys were frightened.
Lindsay took the box, and said, "Leeroy's safe!"
Leeroy sighed in relief. "Thanks, Heather!" he said, taking the box. "Next, and final, pe'son safe is..."
Valerie gasped.
Leshawna gasped.
Gwen gasped.
"Gwen!"
Gwen let out a huge sigh of relief.
"I have nominated you, Leshawna, and you, Valerie, because you're both threats," Heather said. "Leshawna, self explanatory. Valerie, I know we haven't gotten to know eachother, but we've never interacted, and I can't help but think you're hiding something."
Valerie gasped.
"This nomination ceremony is adjourned," Heather continued.
Everyone started leaving the room, as Diary Room clips were on.
Gwen: I guess Heather's alliance with Kathy and I is real, after all... Expect the unexpected, America.
Heather: I really didn't intend on nominating Valerie. It was redundant. I made up that reason, completely. Now we just need two more votes to get Leshawna eliminated...
Valerie: Oh no! Heather knows I have a secret! Thinks, I mean! I meant thinks! Because I don't have a secret! She can't "know" it! Haha!

"Heather," Valerie said, morning day after nominations.. "Can I talk to you?"
"Sure," Heather said.
The two walked to the STDPP room.
"Um, why'd you nominate me?" Valerie asked. "I don't have a secret!!"
"Uh," Heather said. "I know. You're just a pawn. I need Leshawna out."
"Oh," Valerie replied. "That's a relief. Thanks."
"Go tell Gwen to come in," Heather asked.
"Okay!" Valerie smiled.
When she walked downstairs, Valerie said, "Gwen! Heather needs you, for some reason."
Gwen walked upstairs, to the STDPP room.
"Hi," Gwen said.
"Gwen," Heather said. "You wouldn't want to be eliminated, right?"
"Of course not," Gwen replied.
"Then," Heather instructed. "You must do whatever I say, or I'll nominate you next time I get a chance."
Gwen held back her fear. "Fine," she said.
"Oh, and one more thing," said Heather. "We need one more ally. I'll talk to you after the competition."
"Fine," Gwen said, leaving the room.
Heather laughed maniacally.

"Finally I get some screentime!" Chris said, outside the house. "It's time for the next Nomination Overthrowing competition. Let's check on the Houseguests." He turned on the TV to the Living Room. "Hello."
"Hi," the Killer Deadbeats and Heather said.
"Is everyone ready for the TDNO competition?" Chris said. "Cause I don't care. Go get in your costumes, by the backdoor. Mikey will be hosting this one, again, sadly. Note to self: Install a TV in the backyard. Well, what are you waiting for? Go!"
The seven all left the Living Room.
They went to the backyard, sporting an ice rink, in hockey uniforms.
"Ugh," Heather complained. "So tacky."
"Welcome, Houseguests," Mikey said. "In this competition, each of you will take part in shooting a hockey puck into a goal. No goalie. Will it be easy? Your decision. Each of you will keep shooting, until you miss. Whoever has the most amount of goals at the end of each round, will be able to eliminate one of the two who got the least amount of goals. Whoever was eliminated will go to the seat of their respective placing. Each seat has a bucket on the bottom, with a prize in it. One bucket will have the Overthrow medallion. After every round, the next person eliminated will be able to take another contestant's prize. In the case of a tie, I'll flip a coin. Any questions? I don't care. The order has been picked by the Deadbeats. Heather, as STDPP, you can decide if you're going first or last."
"Last," Heather said.
"Okay," Mikey said. "Which means Valerie is up first."
"Okay," Valerie said, taking a stick. "Here I go..."
Valerie shot the puck as hard as she can, but it ended up going four feet to the left of the goal.
"Ugh!" Valerie said. "I'm a cheerleader. Not a hockey player. Those are, like, complete opposites."
"Valerie has zero goals," Mikey said. "Gwen, you're up."
Gwen put her helmet on, and took a stick. "Here I go," she said, shooting the puck.
It was a...
"Goal!!" Mikey shouted. "Go again."
"Gladly," Gwen said, shooting another puck into the goal.
The puck just missed, almost half an inch to the right of the goal.
"Sorry, Gwen," Mikey said. "One point for you, which means you and Valerie are in danger, obviously. Noah?"
Noah took a stick, and hit a puck.
"Goal!!" Mikey shouted.
He hit another one, and it was another...
"Goal!!" Mikey shouted. "Noah's on a roll."
"I'm just hitting this," Noah said. "Not that hard."
He hit another puck, and it was a...
"Goal!!" Mikey shouted. "We really shouldve got some goalies."
Noah hit another puck, and it went five inches above the net.
"Noah with three points," Mikey said. "Not in danger, and currently in the lead. Lindsay's up."
Lindsay took a stick, and hit the puck on the opposite side of the net, and it hit Heather.
"Ow!" Heather shouted.
"Do I win?" Lindsay asked.
"Lindsay with zero points!" Mikey said. "Gwen is safe! Leshawna's turn."
"I love hockey," Leshawna said, taking a stick. "My buds and me used to play all the time. Guess who the champ was?"
"Your buds," Heather teased.
"Not funny," Leshawna said, hitting the puck.
"Goal!" Mikey said.
Leshawna hit another puck.
"Goal!!" Mikey shouted.
Leshawna hit another puck, yet again.
"Another goal!!"
Leshawna hit one more puck, but missed. The puck went two inches to the left of the net.
"Leshawna with three points!" Mikey said. "She is tied with Noah! Leeroy!"
Leeroy smiled, taking a stick. He hit the puck, and it went flying to the net!
"Goal!" Mikey said.
Leeroy hit another puck, then another, then another, then another!
"Goal, goal, goal, goal!!" Mikey said.
"Heh," Leeroy said. "I may have lived on a farm mah whole life, but every wintah I went to mah wintah home in Canada. I shot some pucks there, and my Canadian friends said I have a gift. They told me I should move to Canada, and become a hockey legend, but I denied. I loved mah farm, and my pig Bessie, especial—"
"We don't want your life story," Mikey said. "You took way too long, so I'm stopping you with five goals. You're in the lead. Heather?"
Heather took a stick, and hit a puck.
"Goal," Mikey said, un-enthusiastically. "This is getting way too boring."
Heather hit another puck, and missed on purpose.
"Heather with one point," Mikey said. "Leeroy, because you hit the most goals, you can either eliminate the ones with the least. Lindsay or Valerie."
"Oh," Leeroy said. "This is hard. But, Valerie needs a chance to win 'cause she's nominated, and should have a chance to take herself off. So, Lindsay, I'm eliminating you."
"Thanks Lee," Valerie said.
Leeroy blushed.
"Lindsay," Mikey said. "You have been eliminated from the competition. Please go claim your prize from the bucket."
Lindsay walked to the chair labeled "7TH". She pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, she took out...
A card that read "ARUBA".
"Congratulations, Lindsay!" Mikey said. "You have won a four-day, three-night trip to Aruba! But, remember, anyone can take it from you in the future!"
Mikey continued the challenge. "Okay, so, I would say 'Valerie, your turn,' but, this is getting tedious. So, I'll get five more nets and you'll all shoot at the same time." He spoke into a walkie talkie, "Five hockey nets in the backyard."
Within a minute, five more hockey nets were added to the backyard.
"Alright, everyone ready?" Mikey asked. "One, two, three, shoot!"
The six contestants hit their pucks.
"Everyone gets a goal, except for Valerie!" Mikey states. "Sorry, Val. Hot the puck, everyone!"
The five contestants hit their pucks.
"Goal, goal, goal, goal, and goal!" Mikey shouts. "Hit again!"
The five contestants, yet again, hit their pucks.
"Ooh, sorry Leshawna!" Mikey says. "You've been eliminated. The four of you may hit your pucks."
The four hit their pucks.
"Goal for Leeroy, and goal for Gwen!" Leeroy says. "Now it's getting exciting! Sorry, Heather and Noah. You're not in the bottom two, but you haven't won either! Gwen, Leeroy, you may shoot!"
The two hit their pucks. Gwen missed on purpose, and Leeroy got a goal.
"Leeroy wins, again!!" Mikey says. "Leeroy, you must now eliminate one of the two nominations: Valerie or Leshawna."
"Well," Leeroy says. "Valerie, I gave you your chance, and you didn't use it wisely. Leshawna, here's your second chance. Sorry, Valerie."
"It's okay," Valerie said.
"Valerie, go claim your prize!" Mikey said.
Valerie walked to the chair labeled "6TH". She pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, she took out...
A card that read "UNITARD".
"Ooh!" Mikey said. "Sorry, Valerie. You must wear a unitard for a whole week. But, you can give the unitard to Lindsay and claim a trip to Aruba."
"Well, I really don't want to take Lindsay's prize," Valerie admitted. "But, a trip to Aruba would be nice after having a date with Duncan. And, I think Limdsay would look very pretty in the unitard! Sorry, Lindsay." The two swapped cards.
"Time to continue the challenge," Mikey said. "After the break!"

"Welcome back to Total Drama," Mikey said. He turned to the contestants. "You may shoot."
The five hit their pucks.
"Five goals!" Mikey said. "You may shoot again!"
The five hit their pucks, again.
"Four goals," Mikey said. "Sorry, Gwen. You've been eliminated with one point, and are automatically in the bottom two. You four may shoot again."
The four hit their pucks.
"Three goals!" Mikey said. "Noah, you've been eliminated with two goals. The three of you may hit your pucks once more."
The three hit their pucks, Heather missing on purpose.
"Two goals!" Mikey said. "You two may shoot, again!"
Leshawna and Leeroy hit their pucks for the last time, and Leeroy missed.
"Leeroy, you have been eliminated from the round!" Mikey says. "Leshawna, you have won with five points. Would you like to eliminate Gwen or Noah?"
"Noah," Leshawna said, rapidly.
"Noah, go claim your prize!" Mikey said.
Noah walked to the chair labeled "5TH". He pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, he took out...
A card that read "SOLITARY CONFINEMENT".
"Noah," Mikey said. "You will be locked in a room that we haven't shown you, for twenty four hours. It's invisible. We made it look like a wall. Well, we just need to install a door. You can keep it, with a super special surprise involved, or take the unitard or the Aruba trip!"
Noah looked at Valerie, gave her his card, and took her card.
Valerie frowned.
"Valerie, you will be locked in a room for twenty-four hours, while Noah has the trip to Aruba!" Mikey said.
"Thank you, captain obvious," Noah said.
"Moving on," Mikey said. "The four of you may hit your pucks."
The four contestants left hit their pucks.
"This is getting really tedious again," Mikey said. "Heather and Gwen have missed. Leeroy, Leshawna, once again, you may hit your pucks."
Leeroy missed on purpose, but Leshawna hit the puck with a full swing.
"Goal from Leshawna!" Mikey said. "Eliminate Gwen or Heather, Leshawna."
"I eliminate Heather," Leshawna said.
"Heather," Mikey said, "go claim your—"
"I know," Heather said.
Heather walked to the chair labeled "4TH". She pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, she took out...
The Overthrow medallion.
"Congratulations, Heather!" Mikey said. "You have won the Overthrow medallion! You may keep it, and someone will probably take it away from you, or take someone else's prize."
"I'm keeping the medallion," Heather said.
"Alright!" Mikey said. "You three ready? Hit your pucks!"
Leeroy hit his puck.
Leshawna hit her puck.
Gwen hit her puck.
"Goal, goal, and goal!" Mikey said. "You may hit your pucks again!"
The three hit their pucks.
"Goal, goal, and miss!" Mikey said. "Sorry, Leshawna."
The two hit their pucks.
"Goal!" Mikey said. "Leeroy, because Gwen missed, you must now eliminate her or Leshawna."
"Leshawna is safe," Leeroy said. "I know I'm saving her too much, but, she's nominated."
Gwen walked to the chair labeled "3RD". She pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, she took out...
A card that read "$1,000".
"Congratulations, Gwen!" Mikey said. "You have won a thousand US dollars! You will be recieving this money after the competition, unless you trade it, or Leshawna or Leeroy trade their upcoming prize with it. Would you like to trade?"
"No," Gwen said.
"Gwen's keeping the money!" Mikey said. "Two two of you may hit your pucks!"
Leshawna hit her puck, followed by Leeroy, who slipped on the ice!
"Leshawna gets a goal!" Mikey said. "And Leeroy needs a medic!"
Just then, an ambulance came into the backyard, put Leeroy on a gurney, and left with him.
"Leeroy will be back soon," Mikey stated. "But, let's check out his prize," Mikey said.
Mikey walked to the chair labeled "2ND". He pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, he took out...
A card that read "LOBSTER".
"Leeroy will be recieving a lobster dinner, instead of the usual slop we give you!" Mikey said. "We will take him out of the house, and bring him to a five star resturaunt, on the night of his choice. And, since he's not here, he can't trade. Leshawna, you may claim your prize.
Leshawna walked to the chair labeled "1ST". She pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, she took out...
A card that read "NOTHING".
"Ooh, bummer!" Mikey said. "Leshawna, you have recieved nothing, unless you'd like to trade something with someone."
"I'm taking the medallion!" Leshawna said, giving Heather the card that read "NOTHING".
"Ugh, fine!" Heather said, giving Leshawna the Overthrow medallion.
"Congratulations, Leshawna!" Mikey said, taking the medallion from her. "You have won the Overthrow!" He put the medallion around her neck.
The camera panned to outside the house.
"Tune in next time to find out what happens," Chris said, "on Total... Drama... House!"

Chapter 5 - TBA

"Previously on Total Drama," Mikey said. "Heather won the STDPP competition. She made an alliance with Gwen and Kathy. In the end, Leshawna was nominated as a threat, along with Valerie as a pawn. The TDNO was an obvious win for Leeroy, but he slipped on the ice last round, giving Leshawna the win. Will Leshawna use the Overthrow? Find out, tonight, on Total Drama!" He winked.
The live audience clapped, with some screaming teenage girls shouting "I love you!", "Marry me!", "Be my friend on FaceSpace!", etc. at Mikey.
The theme song played.

Mikey said, "Two two of you may hit your pucks!"
Leshawna hit her puck, followed by Leeroy, who slipped on the ice!
"Leshawna gets a goal!" Mikey said. "And Leeroy needs a medic!"
Valerie: Aww, Leeroy's hurt!
Just then, an ambulance came into the backyard, put Leeroy on a gurney, and left with him.
"Leeroy will be back soon," Mikey stated. "But, let's check out his prize," Mikey said.
Mikey walked to the chair labeled "2ND". He pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, he took out...
A card that read "LOBSTER".
"Leeroy will be recieving a lobster dinner, instead of the usual slop we give you!" Mikey said. "We will take him out of the house, and bring him to a five star resturaunt, on the night of his choice. And, since he's not here, he can't trade."
Heather: I want that! (pouts)
"Leshawna, you may claim your prize."
Leshawna walked to the chair labeled "1ST". She pulled out the bucket under the chair, and, under all the styrofoam peanuts, she took out...
A card that read "NOTHING".
"Ooh, bummer!" Mikey said. "Leshawna, you have recieved nothing, unless you'd like to trade something with someone."
"I'm taking the medallion!" Leshawna said, giving Heather the card that read "NOTHING".
"Ugh, fine!" Heather said, giving Leshawna the Overthrow medallion.
"Congratulations, Leshawna!" Mikey said, taking the medallion from her. "You have won the Overthrow!" He put the medallion around her neck.
Leshawna: Boom.
The seven contestants went back inside the house.
"Congrats on winning," Valerie said, "Leshawna."
"Thanks, gurl!" Leshawna replied.
"So I heard Leshawna won the competish?" Harold said, running out of the bathroom.
"Sure did, shuga," Leshawna said.
"Okay," Heather said. "I'm tired. Let's go to bed. Chop chop." She walked to her room.
"What's her problem?" Leshawna asked.
"Who knows?" Gwen said.
"Gwen!!" Heather said.
Leshawna and Gwen laughed.
"Well," Leshawna said. "I guess it is time for bed."
"Yeah," Gwen agreed. "Goodnight."
Upstairs, Heather is seen taking out her key. She took it out of her pocket, and unlocked the door. She started to change into her pajamas, only to be frightened when she turned around, seeing Samuel on her bed!
Heather pulled her pants back up, "What are you doing here!?"
Samuel winked. "You. Me. Married. What is this, a case of amnesia?"
"Get out!" Heather snapped.
"Geez, this isn't supposed to happen on week one of marriage," Samuel said. "More like...week two."
When Samuel walked out of the room, he jokinly shouted "Thank you for the intercourse!"
Harold, who was in the Living Room, had his eyes wide.
"Oh, hi, Harry," Samuel said.
"It's Harold," Harold corrected.
"No," Samuel said. "It's Harry."
"Did you just say 'Thank you for the intercourse,'" Harold asked.
"No, I said I like ham," Samuel said. "Get with the program!"
"So, you and Heather really had..." Harold said.
"I can't stand talking to you," Samuel said, walking to the bunk-bed room.
"Get off my bed, Valerie," Samuel said.
"Nooo," Valerie said, in her sleep.
As Samuel was trying to take her off by force, she kept nudging. "Five more minutes, mom!"
Samuel: What's with these girls and the "five more minutes" bit?
"...Mom?" Samuel asked, confused.
Valerie woke up. "Oh! I'm so sorry, Samuel. Here, take it." She got off the bed. "I'll go take a couch, I guess..."
"Duncan's bed isn't taken," Samuel muttered.
"Quiet, Sam," Noah said. "I'm trying to sleep."
"Did you just say you're trying to sleep with a quiet Sam?" Samuel asked.
"Yes," Noah said sarcastically. "Because I love you so much."
"...if you say so," Samuel said, walking to the other side of the room.
"Get away!!" Noah said.
"Okay?" Samuel said, going back to his bed.

The next day, Trent woke up at seven o' clock AM, making toast and an omelet.
When he was done, at seven ten, he placed the food on a placemat.
He went to the single-bed room, and handed it to Gwen.
"Here, Gwen," Trent said, smiling.
"Thanks, I guess..." Gwen said, waking up.
"Just how you like it," Trent said.
"Trent, can I talk to you?" Gwen asked.
"Sure," Trent replied.
"Follow me," Gwen said, walking to the kitchen.
"Trent," Gwen said. "We broke up two years ago. You're turning into Samuel. Can you please stop being obsessed with me?"
"Obsessed?" Trent asked. "Excuse me? What, it's bad to give a friend breakfast in bed?"
"No," Gwen said. "But, am I your only friend? Why don't you give others the food?"
"So you don't want to enjoy the food I made for you?" Trent asked.
"No," Gwen said. "Besides, I like my eggs scrambled."
Trent twitched.
Trent: (plate of omelet I hand) She wants them scrambled? I'll scramble them! (furiously "scrambles" the eggs with a fist)
"O-okay, Gwen," Trent said.
"I'm going back to bed," Gwen said, walking away.
"But it's seven fifteen!" Trent called to her. "Eh, whatever."
Trent: I guess Gwen and I wouldn't last... Why'd I have to keep throwing the challenges for her back in season two? If I didn't do that, we wouldn't be in this mess!
"I guess I'll make me some breakfast," Trent said, grabbing a box of Loco Cocos from the counter. He took a bowl, a spoon, a bottle of milk, and started pouring himself some breakfast.
"I lost my appetite," Trent said, walking back to his room.
Kathy's nose started moving.
"What's that amazing aroma?" Kathy asked. "I think it's Loco Cocos!!" She ran to the kitchen, to see a bowl of Loco Cocos, unguarded.
"Might as well," Kathy said. She took the bowl, and poured everything down her throat.
"Ew," Kathy said. "Some of it got on my breasts."
She walked to the bathroom, and went inside the shower. She turned the water on, and started taking a shower. (What'd you think she was going to do?)
At seven fourty-one, Kathy got out of the shower. She took a robe, and started drying herself.
"What's that noise!?" Valerie asked.
"Hi," Harold said.
Valerie forced a smile.
Kathy exited the bathroom, and said, "Oh hi guys!!" She waved. "What's up?"
"Oh," Harold said. "Just chilling."
"I'm still wondering why Chris picked Ezekiel to return," Valerie stated.
"I know, right?" Kathy replied. "He could've picked..."
The two said simultaneously, "Juuustiiin."
Harold snapped his fingers. "Snap out of it! And, why need Justin when you have me?" He grinned.
"Uh," Kathy said.
"Yeah," Valerie said.

The live audience clapped.
"Welcome back," Chris said. "It's time for the Overthrow ceremony."
The camera went back inside the house.
The Houseguests were all on the couch: Valerie on the left nominee chair, the Sofas on the left couch, the Deadbeats on the right, with Gwen standing.
Leshawna was holding some cue cards. She read, "This is the Overthrow Ceremony. Because I hold the Nomination Overthrowing Medallion, I may overthrow one of Heather's nominations. But, before I decide weather to use it on you, me, or nobody at all, you, Valerie, will be able to persuade me to you use it on yourself."
"Um, so, I really shouldn't be saying anything," Valerie said, standing up. "You're obviously using it on yourself, so why try?" She sat back down.
"I have decided," Leshawna said. "I will be using the Overthrow."
"Who will it be?" Leshawna asked. "Me, of course! Sorry, Val, but it's what I gotta do."
Valerie gave a half-smile, as Leshawna walked to the right couch.
"Heather," Leshawna continued. "As STDPP, you must nominate another person for eviction."
"Well," Heather said. "I can't say I wasn't expecting this. But, Lindsay, you're nominated."
Lindsay walked to the right nomination chair.
Leshawna walked back to the head of the room, as Heather sat down. "This Overthrow Ceremony is adjourned."
Lindsay: Being nominated is a good thing... right?
Valerie: Oh no! I'm nominated against Lindsay! I'm for sure going home now!
Sadie: I think I'm finally starting to get over K... K... KAAATIEEEE!! (cries)

The live audience clapped.
"Welcome back!" Mikey and Chris said simultaneously.
"Nothing exciting happened for the rest of the day," Chris exlained. "Because bribing usually starts with breakfast. So, let's move onto day eleven, when the cast finally starts to 'fish for votes.'"
"Good morning, everyone," Valerie said, waking up, at eleven fifty two.
"It's almost twelve," Heather said. "Why wake up so late?"
"Oh, I've been having some nightmares about Leeroy..." Valerie explained. "He hasn't been back for, like, three days. Do you think something happened to him?"
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Valerie went to open it. "Welcome," Valerie said.
Leeroy, in full-body cast, a wheelchair, with no teeth, came inside.
"Look, a note!" Valerie said. He took the note from Leeroy, and read aloud, "'Note from the doctor: Leeroy won't be okay for another week. We suggest you give him a lot of rest, good food, and don't get him eliminated. This competition will help him. If any of this doesn't happen, we'll have to bring in lawyers. And please, don't touch him.' Ooh."
Valerie took Leeroy's wheelchair, and brought him to the Living Room.
"You'll be okay here," Valerie said.
She walked back to the kitchen.
"Thing he'll be okay?" She asked.
"No," Heather said.
Valerie frowned.
"Why do you care so much about him, anyways?" Heather asked. "Do you have a thing going on for him?"
"What?" Valerie asked. "I... like him? Haha, that's funny Heather!"
"Riiight," Heather rolled her eyes. "Anywaaay. Gwen, Valerie, follow me."
The three walked to the STDPP room.
"You're still safe," Heather said.
"I am?" Valerie grinned.
"She is?" Gwen asked.
"I am!" Valerie said.
"You are," Heather continued.
"She is!" Gwen said.
"Okay," Heather said. "Gwen, you're voting Lindsay."
"Okay," Gwen said. "Bye."
The two left the room.
Valerie walked back to Leeroy.
"Here, Leeroy," she said, giving him her cellphone. "You can use this to talk. Just go on the app, 'Type-n'-Talk,' type what you have to say, click enter, and it'll come out through the speakers. That reminds me, let me blast the volume." She took the cellphone back, put the volume up to maximum, and gave it back. "Take care of it," Valerie said. "That phone costs a fortune."
Leeroy typed something in. A robotic voice said, "Okay."
Valerie smiled, and went back to the kitchen.
"Why so happy, gurl?" Leshawna asked. "I should be the one happy. Plus, you're nominated."
"Oh," Valerie replied. "It's no big deal."
"Were you with Leeroy?" Leshawna asked.
"It's no big deal," Valerie said.
"Bring him here," Leshawna demanded.
"Ugh, fine!!" Valerie said, walking to the Living Room.
Valerie: (bleep) Good thing this is the confessional. I know I'm nice, but I just had to get that out!!
Valerie returned to the dining room, with Leeroy.
"Hey boi," Leshawna said.
Leeroy tried to speak, but his voice was muffled from the bandages.
"What'd you say?" Leshawna asked. "You like Valerie?" She teased.
Valerie stuck her tounge out at Leshawna.
"Thought you're nice," Leshawna scoffed, turning the other way.
"I am!!" Valerie said. "You're the bully here."
"Me?" Leshawna asked. "The bully's in the STDPP room. Plus, you're a cheerleader. Why you no snotty?"
"Ew," Valerie said. "Snot."
"You know what I mean," Leshawna said.
"I'm leaving," Valerie said, walking away.
Valerie: I don't know how long more I can stay nice! This house is tearing me apart!!
Leshawna: She can dream (rolls eyes) she has my vote.
Valerie walked up to the STDPP room.
"Hi, Heather," Valerie said.
"What now?" Heather asked.
"Well," Valerie said. "There are four votes. I know Gwen's voting for Lindsay, but Leshawna's voting me. What if I'm not safe?"
"I'll make sure of it," Heather said. "Only time will tell."
Valerie sighed. "Bye," she said, heading toward the door.
"Wait," Heather said.
Valerie turned around. "Yes?"
"I need you in my alliance," Heather said. "You, me, Gwen, Kathy. Final four. Two veterans and two newbies. Two Sofas and two Deadbeats."
"Sure," Valerie smiled, walking out the room.
Heather: This game is like a puzzle. All I need is to not lose any of the pieces, and I'll fix it up. Easy, fourth time's a charm. I would've won last year, but I threw Alejandro's dummy in the volcano, then we were stuck in Hawaii for a few months. It's my chance to get revenge on him, Chris, and every other Total Drama contestant. This game is mine.

"This cast is seriously boring me," Chris said.
"You should've made me a contestant," Mikey said.
The live audience clapped.
"Oh?" Chris said.
"I'm so exciting," Mikey said. "I would've made the game way more intense, dramatic, and comedic."
"I'm not letting you debut," Chris said.
Mikey walked off-stage.
The live audience all chanted, "Boo!!"
One member of the audience shouted, "You stink!!"
"Shut up!" Chris said. "We're going live now."
The camera went inside the house, where all the contestants were sitting in the Living Room. The television turned on.
"Hello," Chris said. "This week, the Killer Deadbeats, will be at elimination. Sofas, leave. Heather, go to your room."
"But we got to stay last week!" Samuel whined.
"Yeah, well," Chris said. "Not anymore."
The Sofas left, and Heather went to her room.
The camera panned to the STDPP room, the television turning in.
"Hello Heather," Chris said.
"What?" Heather said.
"Questions," Chris stated. "An alliance with Gwen?"
"Yeah," Heather replied.
"Why?" Chris inquiried. "She's one of your two biggest enemies in the game, for peat's sake!"
"Oh, you really think I'm taking her all the way?" Heather asked. "She's my shortcut to the finals. I'll stay loyal to her till I'm ready to blindside her."
"Let's talk about the other members," Chris said. "Do you really thing two newbies would take you to the final three?"
"Lindsay and Beth got me there in season one," Heather pointed out. "We were all newbies then."
"And then..." Chris said.
"Don't talk about it," Heather said, fluffing her hair. "It's growing back."
"Anyways," Chris said. "You can go witness the elimination now."
Heather walked downstairs, as did the camera.
The Living Room television turned on.
"Okay," Chris said. "Lindsay, Valerie, you may persuade your fellow teammates to save you now. Lindsay may go first."
Lindsay got up. "Hi guys!" She sat back down.
An awkward pause filled the room.
Chris broke it. "Valerie, your turn."
Valerie stood up. "Okay. I really hope you guys save me. And if I'm the one walking out that door tonight, I just hope I inspired you in away way." She sat down.
"Thank you Valerie," Chris said. "Thank you both. Heather, in the case of a tie you must break it. Let's start the vote!"
Leshawna walked into the confessional. She voted, and returned.
Following her, Gwen casted her vote.
When she returned, Noah went in and voted.
Leeroy wheelchaired himself into the confessional and voted (with Valerie's phone).
Mikey walked out of the house.
"About time," Chris said, handing him a silver platter of the Keychains.
"Remember," Chris said, when Mikey returned. "I will call each of you, on the Deadbeats, and Heather, one by one. Whoever has the most votes must take the Live Audience of Shame, and take the Mini Van of Losers, and can't come back, ever."
Chris continued, "Heather. Your safe, come take your Keychain."
Mikey threw a Keychain over to Heather.
Heather chewed on her immunity symbol obnoxiously.
"Leshawna," Chris said, "Leeroy, Noah, and Gwen. Get your Keychains."
The four got up and took one Keychain each from the platter.
"There is only one Keychain left," Chris said. "And it goes to..."
Valerie bit her nails anxiously.
"Heather!" Chris said.
"I got mine," Heather pointed out.
"Let me finish!" Chris shouted. "I was going to say, Heather, it's a tie. You need to break it now."
"Oh," Heather said. She looked at Valerie, and Valerie had a nervous look on her face.
"Valerie," Heather said. "I'm sorry but..."
Valerie frowned, and stood up to get her things.
"...you have to live in this house another week," Heather finished.
Valerie gasped. "Oh my gosh, thanks Heather!!" She ran up to Heather and hugged her.
"Don't touch me," Heather said. When Valerie let go, she continued, "Lindsay, you're out of the game."
Mikey gave Valerie the final Keychain.
"Well, bye guys!" Lindsay said, walking out the door.
Outside the house, the audience clapped when Lindsay came through.
"Hi Lindsay," Chris said.
"Hi!" Lindsay smiled.
"Have a seat."
The camera went back into the house.
"Two-two vote," Valerie said. "This team is definately split into two."
"True 'dat," Leshawna said. "Congrats on staying in the house, gurl."
"Leshawna," Valerie continued. "You voted me out."
"I didn't," Leshawna lied.
"Leshawna, I know you did," Valerie kept going. "You don't need to lie to me. I know who's with me and who isn't. And you're not. I know you voted for me so just say it."
The camera went back outside the house.
"Lindsay," Chris said. "Sweet ol' Lindsay."
"Hi!" Lindsay repeated.
"Ninth in season one," Chris reminisced. "Remember?"
"Yeah!" Lindsay said. "Heather voted me out." She frowned.
"And in season two," Chris reminisced. "Sixth place. You were so close, yet so far. You were gonna vote Duncan, the winner of that season, who would've been eliminated if you did, but... you voted yourself!"
"It was an accident," Lindsay retorted.
"And last season," Chris continued, "you were in fourteenth place! As the Internet fans say, it was because of DJ's so-called 'curse.' What do you have to say about the curse?"
"It was bananas!" Lindsay said. "Get it? The first time we won we ate bananas!"
"Funny," Chris rolled his eyes. "Anyways, if we ask you to return for another season, would you?"
"Sure?" Lindsay wondered. "I don't know."
"Last question," Chris said. "User 'quenftw' asks, are you a model?'"
"Yes!" Lindsay said.
"Lindsay, I'm afraid we're out of time," Chris said.
"Aw!" Lindsay said.
"Lindsay," Chris said. "You are the second person eliminated, and in twelfth place. You must now go to the Mini Van of Losers."
Lindsay stood up and left Chris, hopping into the Mini Van.
"When we come back we'll see who wins the Head of Hou—I mean Supreme Power," Chris said. "As Chef—" Chris shed a tear. "...would say, 'don't touch that clicker. I SAID DON'T TOUCH THAT CLICKER.'"

The show returned to the backyard.
Nine contestants (everyone except Heather, Leeroy and Ezekiel) were all in a transparent, large-but-short, house.
"Hello Houseguests," Chris said. "Is everyone ready for the next STDPP competition?"
The contestants competing all said "Yes."
"Good," Chris said. "Heather, as outgoing Supreme Total Drama Power Place holder, you will not be participating. Ezekiel, you will also not because you have a cage and it'll be easy for you. Leeroy, you can't because you're injured. Houseguests, for this competition, you'll be locked up in a house."

Gwen nothingherenothinghere DOOR nothingherenothinghere Samuel
Harold nothingherenothingherenothinghere Valerie
Leshawna nothingherenothingherenothinghere Kathy
Trent nothingherenothinghere Noah nothingherenothinghere Sadie

Noah rolled his eyes, "That's new."
"You'll all be holding a buzzer down," Chris continued. "Once you let go, you will be out of the competition, but you won't get out of the house. Only the first three who let go will be let out of the house, three by three, until we get to one. The winner is the new HOH. Questions? Good. This is your first endurance competition of the season. I'll see you later. Good luck. Oh, and check out this outdoors TV!"
The television was turned off, and the camera returned to Chris.
"To see the Houseguests' progress," Chris said, as 'totaldrama.com/house/live popped on the screen, "you can visit the website on your screen right now."
"Or," Mikey said, "you can wait till the next episode instead of watching for hours."
"Yeah," Chris agreed. "Let's go back to the Houseguests. Goodnight America!"
The camera went back to the backyard.
"This is so annoying," Samuel said.
"My nose itches," Harold stated.
"Then scratch it," Gwen sighed.
"But I'll be eliminated!" Harold retorted.
"You only need to keep one hand on," Valerie said.
"Oh, really?" Harold asked suspiciously. "Why are you trying to get me out? What did I—"
Harold was cut off as the screen fade to black.

Chapter 6 - TBA

"Previously on Total Drama House," Chris started the recap.
"Heather won Supreme Total Drama Power Place. After making an alliance with her worst enemy, Gwen, along with newbies Kathy and Valerie, she nominated Leshawna. Sitting next to her was Valerie, a pawn. Heather's worst nightmare came true when Leshawna won the Total Drama Nomination Overthrow challenge, and she used the Overthrow on herself. Heather ultimately decided to nominate Lindsay, and it was popular versus popular. In the end, Lindsay was the one packing. We left the Houseguests at an endurance competition where they must keep their hand on a buzzer. Who won the STDPP competition? Stay tuned."
The theme song played.

"You'll all be holding a buzzer down," Chris said. "Once you let go, you will be out of the competition, but you won't get out of the house. Only the first three who let go will be let out of the house, three by three, until we get to one. The winner is the new HOH. Questions? Good. This is your first endurance competition of the season. I'll see you later. Good luck. Oh, and check out this outdoors TV!"

Time Elapsed
00 hour 11 minute

"This is so damn easy," Samuel said.
Valerie: I couldn't let Samuel win this competition. I know what I said may have been bad and embarresing, but... yeah, I regret it.
"Hey Sam," Valerie winked. "My butt itches."
Samuel ran to Valerie and scratched her behind, as a siren went off.
"Samuel," Heather said. "You have lost the challenge first, and may not come out until another two let go."
Samuel: Eh, it was worth it.
Gwen: I'm still wondering why Valerie would do that.
Kathy: I don't know if that was pure strategy, or Valerie actually has a crush on Samuel.
Noah: I honestly don't care about this game, but I had to win to get rid of "Miss I-Miss-Katie." (rolls eyes)

Time Elapsed
01 hour 07 minute

"Ugh, can I get out of this already!?" Samuel whined.
Sadie sniffled. She took her arm off the buzzer to wipe off a tear.
"Sorry Sadie," Heather said. "But you've been eliminated from the competition. You may not get out of the house until one more person lets go of their buzzer."
Sadie: Katie, if you're watching this, I'm like, so sorry. You're my BFFL, and I really miss you. But you've always told me to get my head in the game, so I'll like try now. (cries)
"Heather," Samuel called. "Come over here."
"What?" Heather said, staying still.
"Please let me out!" Samuel whined. "I need air!!"
"Go annoy the others," Heather said, uncaringly.
Samuel: When Heather said that, I was thinking "of course!" All I needed to do was annoy the others to make them let go!
"Hey," Samuel said, walking to Harold.
"Hi," Harold said.
"So, Harry."
"My name. Is not. Harry!!"
"Oh?" Samuel asked. "I think it is."
"MY NAME IS HAROLD," Harold shouted.
"Dude, calm down," Samuel said. "Wanna hit me?"
"Yes, but I'll lose the competition," Harold retorted.
"Come on," Samuel persuaded. "Hit me."
Harold wheezed and hit him softly, as a siren went off.
"Harold," Heather announced. "You have been eliminated! Samuel, Sadie and yourself may all exit the house."
Samuel walked to the door, and tried to open it.
"It won't budge," Samuel said.
"However," Heather continued. "You must all pick together one of these gifts. Decide on a number from one to three."
"We'll take two," Harold said.
Harold: Two has always been my favorite number. Mathematical Steve's Number Camp taught me that it's epic.
"Come on and claim your prize," Heather said, as the three walked out the door.
Samuel took gift number two. He opened it, and the box is empty.
"You three have picked nothing!" Heather said. "Take a seat."
The three took a seat on the couch.

Time Elapsed
03 hour 31 minute

"I'm not letting go," Gwen said. "Might as well give up now, so you don't numb your hand for nothing."
"Kay," Kathy said, letting go. Yet again, another siren went off.
Gwen: (stares blankly into camera)
"Kathy," Heather said. "You are the fourth one eliminated! However, you can't get out till two others do."
Heather: When Kathy let go, I knew all I depended on was Gwen and Valerie. Gwen, you're an idiot for saying what you said.
Valerie: I couldn't do it anymore. My hands were numb, and I was so close to letting go. But I tried.

Time Elapsed
04 hour 29 minute

"I can't do it anymore!" Valerie said. She let go, as another siren went off.
"Valerie, you've been eliminated!" Heather stated. "But you can't exit till someone else drops out."
"Gwen, win this!" Trent called. "For us!"
Trent let go of his buzzer, as a siren went off.
"Trent," Heather said. "You've been eliminated. You, along with Kathy and Valerie, must now pick gift one or gift three.
"We'll take gift one," Valerie said.
The three walked out of the house, and Trent claimed their prize.
He opened it, and found a card. The card read "$5,000."
"Congratulations Trent, Kathy and Valerie!" Heather said. "Each of you have won five thousand dollars!"
The three took a seat on the couch.

Time Elapsed
05 hour 15 minute

"Total Drama has informed me," Heather said, "that the next one who drops out will get the final prize and be let out instantly."
"I'm done," Gwen said. She let go as a siren went off.
"Gwen, come claim gift three!" Heather said.
Gwen walked out of the house and took her prize. She opened it and nothing was in it.
"Sorry Gwen," Heather said. "You get nothing, too."
Gwen: Nothing in two boxes!? Chris is getting really cheap. (crosses arms)
"Guys," Leshawna said. "Can I talk to Noah alone?"
The Houseguests went inside, Trent carrying Ezekiel and Valerie pushing Leeroy.
Leshawna whispered to Noah, "If you drop out, you're safe."
Noah shook his head.
"Why?" Leshawna asked. "I swear, if you give me this, I'll keep you safe."
Noah, again, shook his head. "Give it to me," he whispered, "and you're safe."
"Do you swear?" Leshawna whispered.
"On my math book," Noah said.
Leshawna slowly took her hand off, as a buzzer went off.
Heather went outside and said, "Congratulations Noah, you are the new STDPP!"
Noah: I don't care. (shrugs) Finally, I could get rid of Sadie. (mocks) Katie!! Katie, I miss you! Idiot.
Heather: Glad Leshawna didn't win it.
Valerie: Yes!! Leshawna didn't win. I'm so happy because we got in a fight and all after the eviction.
"Leshawna," Valerie continued. "You voted me out."
"I didn't," Leshawna lied.
"Leshawna, I know you did," Valerie kept going. "You don't need to lie to me. I know who's with me and who isn't. And you're not. I know you voted for me so just say it."
"I did not vote for you," Leshawna repeated. "Stop accusing me of (censored)."
"Okay, (censored)," Valerie snapped. "I'm done with you. You'll be out next. You're dead to me. Gone. Bye. I'll be with Heather till the end. Watch your lies, or I'll turn the whole (censored) house against you."
Heather grabbed Valerie and took her to the bunk-bed room.
Valerie: So maybe my true colors have shown... Heh.
Leshawna, Noah and Heather went inside.
"Who won?" Trent said.
"Noah," Leshawna said.
"Yes!" Valerie said, as she extended her hand up high to high-five Heather.
Heather ignored her.
"Okay," Sadie said. "Guys, can you all gather around?"
When the contestants all sat down, Sadie continued. "I think Katie is returning to the show!"
The contestants sighed.

Chris turned on the television. "Everyone to the Living Room," he said.
When the twelve Houseguests gathered around the Living Room, Chris stated, "It seems we've forgotten to give Lindsay her unitard, and Valerie her solitary confinement. And Leeroy's getting his lobster meal when he recovers."
"So," Chris continued. "This is how it'll play out. In an upcoming day, we'll call Valerie to the invisible room to give her solitary confinement. And in the next Overthrow challenge, the first loser will get Lindsay's unitard and must wear it for a week. Goodbye Houseguests." The television turned off.
"I don't want to be stuck in a room all day!" Valerie whined. "I was hoping they'd forget.
Trent placed Ezekiel on a table, and left.
All contestants but Heather's alliance of four (Valerie, Kathy, Gwen, and herself) all left the room.
"Guys," Heather said. "Follow me." She walked to the single-bed room.
The others followed her.
"We need to get Noah on our side," Heather whispered. "Just for this week. We need safety. Gwen, Kathy, give him a deal."
"Ooh!" Kathy said. "I can't wait! It'd be epic. I'd get to strategize with him, make deals, and hang out!!"
Gwen rolled her eyes, as Samuel walked in.
"Hey ladies," Samuel said. "Havin' a foursome here?"
Heather: I want to murder that kid.
Kathy: I hate Sammy.
Valerie: What's wrong with him!?
Gwen: Samuel's an idiot.
"No, Samuel," Kathy pointed out. "Now leave."
"Nah," Samuel said.
The camera pans to outside the confessional, where Noah is seen walking out.
"Who doesn't want to see my STDPP room?" Noah asks, rhetorically. "Good. 'Cause I don't want to show it."
He goes upstairs to his room, unlocks the door, and walks inside.
He reads his letter to himself, after clearing his throat.

"Dear Noah,
If you're reading this, that must mean you're the overlord of the week!
Nice, man.
I wish you good luck in the game.
I can't wait to see you come home a million dollars richer.
I know I've said that three times now, but still.
We'll be cheering you on and see you later.
Dad."

Noah: That's it!? I was hoping I'd get something from my librarian. (crosses arms)
The view switched to Gwen and Trent lying down on a single bed, alone.
"Listen," Gwen said. "Trent..."
"Yes, hun?" Trent asked.
"Don't call me that," Gwen said. "I was gonna ask you to just stop talking to me. In season two, I said we could be friends, and now you're just... obsessed with me!!"
"No," Trent said. "I'm not."
"Trent..." Gwen confessed. "I just need my space. So if you would just, stop talking to me, that'd be great."
"So you want me to leave you alone?" Trent asked. "Forever!?"
"Yeah," Gwen responded. "You're fine, right?"
"Totally!" Trent crazily said. "Can I just have one last hug, though?"
"No," Gwen said, leaving the room.
Trent sighed.

"Hey Noah," Kathy said. "Can I talk to you in your room?"
"Fine," Noah said, walking to the STDPP room.
When the two got in the room, Kathy asked, "Mind if I jump in?"
"Yes," Noah said.
"Great," Kathy smiled, hopping into Noah's bed. "So, I was just wondering... Who are you thinking of nominating?"
"Sadie and someone else," Noah confirmed.
"I just want to know," Kathy said. "If Heather and I are safe."
"Of course," Noah said.
"Really?" Kathy asked. "That was fast. Now, on a more serious note."
"Yes?" Noah asked.
"I really like you," Kathy let out. "Since I walked in this house, I had a sorta kinda crush on you."
"And I you," Noah said.
"Really?" Kathy asked.
"I'll go turn off the lights," Noah said, turning off the lights, and going back to bed.
The two shared a kiss.
Kathy: I can't believe that Noah actually likes me! Soon we can be dating!!
Noah: My kiss with Kathy was just strategy. I can take her on my side and she'll bring me to final two.
"You can sleep here," Noah said, leaving his room.
"Why is Kathy still in there?" Harold asked.
"Shut up, dweeb," Noah said.
"What's gotten into you?" Leshawna asked.
"Nothing," Noah stated.
"So where's Leeroy?" Harold asked, trying to change the subject.
"He went back to the hospital," Valerie said, walking into the room.
The doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" Valerie shouted, running to the door.
When she opened the door, it was an all-fixed Leeroy.
"Leeroy!!" Valerie said. "Welcome back."
Leeroy hugged Valerie. "Ah missed you," he said.
Leeroy: Fahnahlly, Ah'm all fixed up! Ah can't wait to start playin' this game again.

Around three o' clock, Noah walked to the dining room, with everyone else in the backyard.
The wall read, "NOMINATIONS TODAY."
Noah: As STDPP, it is my job to nominate two Houseguests for elimination.
The camera showed Sadie's picture on the wall, as Noah took her key out.
Sadie: I miss Katie!!
The camera showed Kathy's picture on the wall, as Samuel took her key out.
Kathy: I really think I saved myself and my alliance. But, you can't trust anyone in this house but yourself.
The camera showed Valerie's picture on the wall, as Samuel took her key out.
Valerie: I really have a big chance of being nominated after my whole blow-up with Leshawna... Let's just hope Kathy saved me.
After Noah took the twelve keys, he went up to his room, with the nomination box awaiting him.
Noah put the key that read "NOAH" around his neck, and started putting the keys in the slots.
One by one, he locked them in.
He put the keys of the nominated Houseguests in a bag, and closed the bag.
He went downstairs, opened the door outside, and said, "It's time for the Nomination Ceremony, everyone to the dining room table."
The eleven walked to the dining room, Trent carrying Ezekiel, while Noah walked back to his room.
Noah walked downstairs with the nomination box.
"This is the nomination ceremony," he said. "I will take out the first key, that person is safe. They will take out the next key, and so on and so forth. Also, once Ezekiel's key is taken, if it is, the one safe before him must take the next key out. The first person safe is..."
"Leeroy."
"T'anks dude," Leeroy said, as the box was passed to him. "The next person safe is..."
"Leshawna."
The box was passed to Leshawna, and she continued the process. "Third safe is..."
"Harold."
"Thanks bud," Harold said as the box was passed to him. "Samuel, you're safe."
The box was passed to Samuel, and he continued. "Fifth is..."
"Kathy."
"Thank you," Kathy said. "Ezekiel's safe, and so is Trent."
The box was passed to Trent. "Thanks, Noah. Next person safe is Gwen."
The box was passed to Gwen. "Thank you," she said. "Last person safe is..."
Heather gasped.
Valerie gasped.
Sadie cried.
"Valerie."
"Thank you," Valerie said, "Noah."
"I have nominated you, Sadie," Noah said, "alongside Heather. Sadie, I'm sick and tired of you and your crying. Heather, you need to get out of the house. This ceremony is over."
While everyone was parting the room, confessional clips started showing.
Noah: I need Sadie out of this house already. I'm done with her. She's an idiot.
Sadie: Katie, if you're watching this, I'm sorry for getting nominated. I like really really really am!! BFFLs for life?
Heather: I'm nominated. Kathy's really bad at persuading people. I don't even know if she told Noah to keep me safe! She's head over heels with him.
Kathy: Noah nominating Heather must've been a sign... Should I be willing to turn the house upside-down by siding with him? I dunno.

"Noah, we need to talk," Heather said.
"What?" Noah asked.
"In your room," Heather sighed.
Noah walked to his room with Heather. "What?"
"Why'd you nominate me?" Heather asked.
"Because I want Sadie gone," Noah stated.
"Then why'd you put me up!?" Heather yelled. "Against her, I'd go home!"
"You need two votes," Noah said. "Get them, and I'll get rid of Sadie."
"I'm still saving myself with the Overthrow," Heather said.
"I don't care," Noah explained. "Now get out and bring Kathy in here."
"Nah," Heather said, leaving the room.
"I'm gonna talk to Noah," Kathy said, walking upstairs.
Kathy rang the doorbell. "Come in," Noah said,
Kathy opened the door. "Hi honey."
"I need to talk to you," Noah said.
"Of course," Kathy answered.
"Are you currently in an alliance?" Noah asked.
"Psh, me?" Kathy said, starting to sweat. "No! Why would I be in an alliance with Valerie, Heather and Gwen? Of course not! Pffft."
"I never asked who you're in an alliance with," Noah said. "You gave it away."
"Damn!" Kathy whined.
"What do you say..." Noah started. "You flip onto my side and we turn this house backwards."
"But that'd be a really small alliance," Kathy said.
"We'll take Harold and Leshawna in it," Noah said.
"That'd be amazing!" Kathy shouted, enthusiastically. "I'll go get 'em."
Kathy left the STDPP room, and walked downstairs, towards Leshawna. "Hey," Kathy said. "Leshawna. Get Harold and come upstairs to the STDPP room."
"Alright gurl," Leshawna said, walking to Harold, while Kathy was going back to the STDPP room.
"Hey," Leshawna said. "Harold. Follow me."
"Okay!" Harold said, following Leshawna.
The two went up to the STDPP room.
"Hi guys!" Kathy greeted.
"Hi Kathy," Harold greeted back.
Harold: I was in a room with Leshawna and Kathy...
"Take a seat," Noah said to Leshawna and Harold.
Harold: ...and then there was Noah to ruin the fun.
Leshawna and Harold sat down.
"Yes?" Leshawna wondered.
"Noah and I have been talking," Kathy said. "And we were willing to flip this house upside-down by alligning with you two."
"Sure!" Harold said.
"Who's the target?" Leshawna asked.
"Sadie," Noah stated. "She's annoying."
"Alright," Leshawna said. "Goodbye."
"Bye," Harold said, leaving with Leshawna.
"We can win this game!!" Kathy shouted.
"Get out of room," Noah commanded.
"Don't you want to cuddle together in your bed?" Kathy winked.
"No," Noah said. "Goodbye."
Kathy left the room, with a frown on her face.

"Kathy," Heather said. "Follow me."
"Okay," Kathy said, following Heather to the single-bed room.
"Why were you in there with Noah, Harold and Leshawna?" Heather asked.
"Uhh," Kathy started sweating. "It's not 'cause we're in an alliance or anything!" She covered her mouth quickly.
"What?" Heather said.
"What?" Kathy repeated.
"You're impossible," Heather said, walking away. "If you win the next challenge, you better use the Overthrow on me!"
The camera switched to Leeroy and Valerie talking in the Living Room.
"Oh," Leeroy said. "Almost forgot. Here's your phone." He handed Valerie her cellphone back.
"Thanks," Valerie said, blushing.
The television turned on.
"Uhh," Chris appeared. "Phones aren't allowed in this house!"
Mikey walked in the house and snatched Valerie's cellphone. He left the house.
"It's mine now," Chris winked.
"But it's solid gold!" Valerie whined. "My phone, my phone!!"
"Mine now," Chris said, the television turning off.
"At least I still have you," Valerie cooed, as Leeroy put his arm around her.

The television turned on.
"Sofas and Noah," Chris said. "Please come to the Living Room."
The seven Sofas and Noah walked to the Living Room.
Heather and Sadie took the nomination chairs, Ezekiel was on right couch, and the rest of the Houseguests were on the left couch.
"Houseguests," Chris said. "It is time for the Overthrow competition."
Heather: I'm ready to win this game. And if I don't, Kathy better take me off!
Kathy: There's a lot of pressure on me. If I win the Overthrow, and I don't use it on Heather, Heather could hate me and get rid of me. If I do use it, everyone will know about our alliance and get rid of us. I might as well throw it.
Trent: I'm gonna win so I can ensure my safety. I don't care about Gwen anymore. Why? She told me not to! All I care about now is myself, and me winning this game.
Sadie: I don't want to win, because if I get voted out, I can see KATIE!!
Harold: I need to win so Kathy doesn't go on the block.
Noah: I have Kathy wrapped around my finger, so if I win, she'll do whatever I want her to.
Samuel: If I win—I'm sorry, when I win—I won't be taking Heather off the block. It's time for her to feel the wrath of the best person in the world!
Ezekiel: (scratches the camera)
"Can the eight of you please walk outside?" Chris asked.
The eight contestants took the backdoor out (Trent carrying Ezekiel).
"Hello Houseguests!" Mikey said. "Welcome to the Overthrow competition! Draw your spots."
Heather went to the red pedestal, Ezekiel carried (by Trent) to the green, Trent to the purple, Harold to the orange, Sadie to the pink, Kathy to the yellow, Samuel to the blue, and Noah to the brown.
"As you can see," Mikey continued, "by your pedestal there are five tubes. Twenty feet away from you, there is a large bed. This bed has dozens of pillows. Between these things is a pool of honey under a wall. When I call go, you must crawl in the honey, and go to the bed. In the pillows, there are stuffed bears. However, some pillows do not have bears in them. Your goal to win the competition is to have five bears, one each in your tubes, first. Sounds easy enough, right? Wrong. Beware, there is one reward, and one punishment, in two of these pillows. Once you rip open the pillow, you must take the reward or punishment, and you will have no chance to win the competition."
Samuel: Is it just me or is Total Drama stealing challenges and formats from my favorite show?
"Houseguests ready," Mikey said, with a hand up in the air. "Go!" He put his hand down, as seven Houseguests all ran to the honey.
Ezekiel: (closed caption: I couldn't participate in the challenge because I was in a cage!)
Kathy: The object of the game was to crawl on honey, find stuffed bears in pillows, and put them in a tube.
The seven Houseguests were in the honey.
"Heather gets in the bed!" Mikey called. "As do Kathy and Noah!"
Sadie couldn't get out of the honey.
"Seems like Sadie is stuck," Mikey said.
The camera was on Heather ripping a pillow.
"No," Heather said, grabbing another pillow. She ripped it open.
"No," Heather repeated, grabbing another pillow. She ripped it open.
"YES!!" Heather shouted, running back to the honey.
"Heather has her first bear, Sadie is still stuck in the honey, and everyone else is looking for bears!" Mikey said.
Heather: My strategy was to only keep my elbows and knees on the honey, so I don't get stuck.
Noah ripped open a pillow, and got a bear.
Harold ripped open a pillow, and got a bear.
"Harold and Noah heading back to their tubes," Mikey said. "Heather gets out of the honey!"
Heather put the bear in one of the tubes.
Heather: 1
"Heather headin' back, Kathy has her first bear!"
"Crawl on your knees and elbows," Heather whispered to Kathy. "Don't get your body stuck."
"Kathy back at her tube! Noah, Sadie, and Harold stuck in the honey!"
Kathy: 1
"Harold and Noah get out of the honey! Heather finds her second bear, and Trent finds his first!"
Trent: This competition was do frustrating! I couldn't find any bears!"
"Heather gets out of the honey, followed by Trent!
Harold: 1
Noah: 1
Heather: 2
Trent: 1
"Heather's in the lead with two bears, no punishments or rewards have been found yet..."
"Samuel finds a bear! Kathy and Heather find bears!"
The three crawl out of the honey.
Heather: 3
Kathy: 2
Samuel: 1
The three went back to the bed.
"Yes!!" Kathy shouted, as she finds a bear.
"Kathy finds a bear in an instant, and is headin' back to her tube," Mikey said.
Kathy: 1
"A little help here?" Sadie asks.
Heather rips open a pillow, and she finds a card. "Unitard," Heather said, disappointed.
"Heather," Mikey said. "You have won the unitard Lindsay was supposed to wear. You must wear this unitard for a week, and must now sit out of the competition."
Heather: When I was disqualified, my fate was all in Kathy's hands. She's in the lead, she needs to win this for me.
Samuel opens a pillow, and finds a card. "Ten thousand dollars."
"Samuel," Mikey said. "You have won ten thousand dollars. You must now sit out of the competition."
'Samuel: When I lost, I didn't care. I know I'm not a target, and I get ten thousand dollars!
"Kathy is in the lead with three, followed by Noah, Trent, and Harold with one, and Sadie and Ezekiel with none."
Noah ripped open a pillow, and found a bear. He ran to the tube.
Kathy kept ripping open and can't seem to find any bears.
Noah: 2
"Harold finds a bear! Kathy has no luck."
Not long after, Noah, Kathy, and Harold all had three bears in each of their tubes.
Kathy ripped open a bear, as does Noah. The two found bears, and ran back to their respective tubes.
Kathy: The worst part of this competetion was definately the honey. I always get stuck, even with Heather's strategy!
Kathy got out of the honey, and stuffed her fourth bear in her fourth tube, followed by Noah.
Kathy: 4
Noah: 4
"Noah and Kathy are neck-and-neck!"
The two furiously ripped open pillows, and Kathy found her fifth bear.
She ran as fast as she can to the honey.
She got out of the honey, and stuffed her bear in the tube.
A bell rang. Ding! Ding! Ding!
"Congratulations Kathy," Mikey said. "You have won the Nomination Overthrow challenge!" He placed the medallion around Kathy's neck.
"Thank you," Kathy said.
"Back to you," Mikey said, "Chris."
"Kathy has just won the Overthrow," Chris recapped. "Will she use it, who will be voted out, and who will be the new STDPP? Find out next time on Total... Drama... House!"

Chapter 7 - Aftermath: Duncney Takes the Splotlight

The TDH Aftermath intro played.
"A nice cheerleader?" Duncan asked. "Very funny."
The logo appeared.
"Yay!" Lindsay said.
The logo appeared.
"Duncan," Chris continued. "You have been eliminated from Total Drama House."
The logo appeared.
"Don't touch me," Heather said. When Valerie let go, she continued, "Lindsay, you're out of the game."
The logo appeared for a final time.
The theme song played.

The setting was the usual Aftermath studio, with Bridgette and Geoff on the host sofa, and the rejected contestants on larger than usual peanut gallery couches, the boys on the top couch, and the girls on the bottom.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermath!" Geoff said, throwing his hands up in the air.
"After a year and three months of no Total Drama," Bridgette continued, "it's back for a fourth season!"
"Every Monday after six episodes," Geoff said.
"We'll be here to dish the dirt on all Total Drama!" Bridgette finished.
"Let's introduce the peanut gallery," Geoff said. "Shall we, Bridge?"
"Sure!" Bridgette said. "Welcoming back... Justin!"
Justin flashed a smile.
"Cody!" Geoff continued.
Cody took out Gwen's bar he got from her.
Silence filled the room.
"... DJ and Owen, everybody!" Bridgette broke the silence.
Owen was seen trying to grab a muffin from DJ's hand.
"Bringing back Tyler!" Geoff said.
Tyler waved to the camera.
"And Alejandro!" Bridgette said.
The camera showed Alejandro in his Drama Bot "outfit."
"Haha," Geoff teased. "That's seriously messed up dude. Still in there? After a year?"
"Geoff!" Bridgette said, defending Alejandro. "Izzy's back!"
The camera panned to Izzy.
"Hello America!" Izzy yelled. "It is I, 'Famie!'"
"Looks like she's got a new persona," Geoff nudged Bridgette. "Beth and Eva are back!"
The camera showed Eva choking Beth.
"Guys," Bridgette said, walking up to the two. "No physical violence."
Eva let go of Beth.
"Th-thank..." Beth said, "y-you... Bra-Bridgette..."
"Katie!" Bridgette continued, taking her seat.
"SADIE!!!!" Katie cried.
"Sierra!" Geoff said.
"I grew my hair back!" Sierra stated. "I can grow my hair back in a year, but Heather still hasn't fully grown it, and it's been like three and half years!! Crazy, right?"
"Yeah," Bridgette said. "Sure it is, Sierra. Last but not least, Courtney!
Courtney was seen with her PDA by her ear. "We're gonna sue the pants off this show, Michael! Again!"
A cricket chirped.
"So," Bridgette nudged Geoff. "Say something," she whispered.
"Oh!" Geoff said. "We'll be right back."
Blaineley, in her full body cast and stand, was muffled. "MMMM!!"
"Oh, yeah," Geoff noticed. "And Blaineley."

"Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermath!" Bridgette said.
"For the past few days, we've been taking your texts and calls," Geoff retorted. "And who knows, maybe it'll come up!"
"So let's talk about Duncan," Bridgette started.
"Duncan is mine!!" Courtney shouted.
"Does Gwen really want Duncan after not taking him off the block?" Bridgette asked.
"Roll clip!" Geoff said, as the television above them showed a clip.
"...on Leshawna. Duncan, I'm sorry, but, you are my boyfriend, but... your speech didn't persuade me."
Gwen put the medallion around Leshawna's neck.
"What do you have to say about this, Courtney?" Geoff wondered.
Courtney gave her input, "Duncan is not Gwen's boyfriend. And neither is Valerie! Those two are trying to steal him from me! After he won the second season, we both made it clear we'd be together forever! Then Chris came up and started a third season, causing Gwen to steal Duncan from me!! Then this season, Valerie won a prize to go on a date with Duncan after the show!! He signed a contract, he can't leave me!!"
"Let's bring Duncan out," Bridgette said.
Duncan walked into the studio.
The audience applauded as Courtney folded her arms.
"Duncan!" Geoff enthused. "Great to have you."
"Great to be here," Duncan said.
"Want to reply to Courtney?" Geoff asked.
"I wouldn't," Duncan said.
"I'll sue you!!" Courtney yelled.
"Fine," Duncan said. "I'll confess. When Courtney made me sign that contract during the show, I admit I had a little crush on her."
Courtney blushed as the audience gasped.
"I did want to be together forever," Duncan stated. "But when I was drowsy in the final four, I didn't mean to vote her out. We were supposed to vote Beth out."
Beth frowned.
"But when I won the money in the end," Duncan continued. "Courtney fell into a shallow pit and decided she wants to go out with me again, after she made out with me. It was the heat of the moment. I took her out on a date, we got matching tats."
Courtney rolled up her sleeve, spotted the tatoo, and put it down.
"But when I realized she was too needy and only wanted me for the money I won when Chris called us for season three," Duncan continued. "I knew I couldn't date her anymore. So I went onto my second choice, if you will, and became greater friends with Gwen then I was in season two when Courtney wasn't playing. The two of us hung out a lot, and we became the best of friends."
The audience cooed.
"Then we kissed and went out," Duncan finished.
"Do you have any response to that?" Bridgette asked Courtney.
"I did not date you because you won the money Dunkey," Courtney said. "I like you for you and got a little jealous when you started dating Gwen and Valerie."
"That was out of character," Geoff said.
"Chris made me go on a date with Valerie after the show," Duncan matter-of-factly stated. "Wasn't my idea."
"Let's move on!" Bridgette said, trying to avoid the drama.
"Why don't you two just kiss and make up?" Geoff asked.
The two folded their arms and looked away from eachother.
Duncan rolled up his sleeve like Courtney did earlier. He saw the tatoo and put it down.
"Wait," Courtney stopped. "You kept it too?"
"What do you mean 'too?'" Duncan asked, as Courtney showed him the tatoo on her arm.
The two walked over to eachother and put their arms together, as they saw the matching heart.
They hugged eachother and shared a kiss.
"Total Drama Aftermath," Geoff said. "Amending relationships since Total Drama Action."
"...We'll be right back," Bridgette said.

"And we're back!" Geoff returned the show. "During the break, you missed some juicy stuff! Roll clip."
The television above the hosts started a clip.
It took place a few minutes ago, in the Aftermath studio. Duncan and Courtney were seen on the guest couch kissing eachother, with Courtney sitting flirtaciously on Duncan's lap.
"Wait till Gwen sees this!" Geoff said.
Duncan blushed embarrased-ly.
"It's time to play Truth or Hammer!" Bridgette said. "Duncan, the rules are as follows. The two of us will ask you a question, and you must tell the truth. If you don't, the hammer above you will swing and hit you if you don't dodge it."
"Hit me," Duncan said.
"Gwen or Courtney?" Geoff winked.
Duncan paused. "Gwourtney?"
The hammer came swinging at Duncan, as Duncan dodged it.
"Tell the truth," Geoff said.
"Courtney," Duncan sighed.
Geoff and Bridgette looked at the hammer, as it stood still.
Courtney blushed.
"Will you go on the date with Valerie?" Bridgette asked.
"I have to," Duncan said. "It's in my contract."
"This question is from 'dxciz4realzepic' (D times C is for reals epic)," Geoff said.
"What made you decide to leave Courtney to start a new relationship with Gwen?" Bridgette asked.
"I believe I said that when I got here," Duncan said.
"Moving on," Geoff said. "This one's from 'ILYKORTNEY' (I L Y Courtney). Are you gonna marry Courtney or Gwen?"
"Time will tell," Duncan said.
"Last question for you," Bridgette said, "is from 'Valeriecoons' (Valerie Coons). You called Courtney 'Princess' and had a great relationship with her, more than half the fanbase was 'shipping' you two. Then in the middle of the second season, you moved on to Gwen, and the Duncan and Courtney fans were rioting against you calling you a two-timer. But now, you're going on a date with Valerie and everyone's calling you a three-timer. What do you have to say about this, and if these three were the only girls in the world, which one would you want to keep?"
"That's a good question," Duncan said. "I'd have to apologize to Courtney for having a crush on Gwen behind her back. I hope the fans don't call me a two-timer anymore, there's clearly only one girl for me at the mo. And to answer your second question, once again, only time will tell."
"Roll clip!" Geoff said.
The television above them appeared a clip, where the setting was the Total Drama house, in the single bed room, where Duncan was playing with Gwen's hair.
"You're clearly the only girl for me," Duncan said, as the screen fade to black.
Courtney's expression on her face turned red.
"That was like three weeks ago!" Duncan said. "You can't just force me to stop liking someone. Thanks a lot, Geoff."
"I still love you, Duncan," Courtney stated. "As long as you hate Gwen as much as I do."
"Why don't we just all be friends?" Bridgette asked.
Geoff shushed Bridgette, "This is good drama."
"Why should I just hate Gwen so I can like you?" Duncan yelled at her.
"Because I hate Gwen and you have to hate what your girlfriend hates!" Courtney shouted. "It's in the contract!"
"Girlfriend!?" Duncan asked. "Wait, girlfriend?"
Courtney paused. "I mean..."
The two walked over to eachother and shared a kiss, again.
The camera panned to Bridgette and Geoff.
The hosts shrugged and also shared a kiss.
The on/off relationship let go, and took their seats.
The host relationship jumped on the bandwagon and let go of eachother as well.
"Well," Bridgette said, "before we move on to Lindsay..."
"There's a video guest waiting for Duncan," Geoff said, as the television above them made static and appeared a brunette girl with pigtails and sporting a cyan tank top. That's all that was seen, other than her perfectly clean pink-wallpapered room, and a brown teddy bear on her pink bed.
"Oh my gosh!!" the girl said. "I can't believe I'm on the Total Drama Aftermath show!! My friends are gonna be so jealous!"
"Name?" Geoff asked.
"Eeeek!" the girl said. "I can't believe Geoff talked to me!!"
"Stop trying to steal my spotlight," Sierra frowned.
"Oh! My! God!! SIERRA!" the video guest squealed. "Why would I ever be the number one Total Drama fan? I'm the number one Total Drama shipper! My name's Elyse."
"Hello Elyse," Duncan said.
"OH MY GOD!!" Elyse fainted.
"What am I supposed to do?" Duncan asked Geoff.
"Wait till she wakes up," Geoff replied, "I guess."
Elyse regained consciousness. "S-sorry about that," she said. "But Duncan and Courtney is my favorite relationship!! Ever!!"
The two mentioned blushed.
"Anyways," Elyse continued. "I'd like to thank Duncan for apologizing to Courtney and becoming a relationship again! Gwen is stupid! Boo Gwen!! Gwuncan for the lose!"
"What's with everyone hating Gwen?" Duncan asked.
"The Gwuncan fanbase hates Courtney," Elyse stated. "And some idiots say that Courtney and Gwen should just leave Duncan and date eachother. That'd be a stupid relationship, unlike Noah and Cody!!"
Cody made a poker face.
"Oh, Cody," Elyse said. "You know it's true!! Anyways, my favorite relationships are, in order, Duncan and Courtney, Geoff and Bridgette, Sierra and Cody, Cody and Noah, Alejandro and Heather, and Bridgette and the pole."
Bridgette made a poker face. "Let's end there," she said, as the television turned off.
"When we're back," Geoff said. "We'll interview Lindsay! Stay with us."

"Welcome back!" Izzy said, taking the spotlight. "It is I, once again, Famie! And I deserve a new spin-off! Because I'm Famie! And I need fame!"
"It's like she has some sort of multiple personality disorder," Geoff scratched his head.
Izzy laughed, "No. It's just fun to be other people! You try it."
"Uhh," Geoff said, "okay. Hi, I'm Gwen. Trent, don't talk to me. I hate you."
Bridgette replied as Trent, "okay... I still love you though."
"I want you to stop... uh, talking to me."
"Uh... feeling's mutual."
The two hosts felt awkward.
"And that was a reenactment of the probable final Gwen and Trent scene in Total Drama!" Izzy said. "Ladies and gentlemen, Bridgette and Geoff!"
The audience applauded.
"It's time to bring out Lindsay!" Geoff said, as Lindsay joined the cast.
The audience applauded, again.
"Hi guys!" Lindsay said, sporting new blue boots (that she wears in Runaway Model).
Tyler's eyes popped wide open.
"Nice shoes!" Bridgette complimented Lindsay.
"Aw, thanks!" Lindsay said. "My old boots were totally three years ago, so."
"Lindsay!" Tyler enthused.
"Tyson!" Lindsay replied.
"It's Tyler," Tyler coughed.
"Tyker!" Lindsay said.
"Whatever," Tyler said, as she ran up to hug Lindsay.
"Tut tut tut," Geoff stopped Tyler. "We're in the middle of an interview. Security?"
Two buff men in black grabbed Tyler and took him backstage.
"But Courtney and I kissed a bunch of times," Duncan retorted.
"But she made it clear she'd sue us a bunch of times," Geoff stated.
"Seems legit," Duncan shrugged if off.
"Anywho," Bridgette continued. "Lindsay, how'd it feel to be eliminated because of Heather again?"
"Um," Lindsay rubbed her chin in thought. "I dunno."
"Shall we connect that question to Truth or Hammer?" Geoff winked.
Lindsay showed the two hosts her hand. "Don't you just love my new manicure?"
"Uh," Geoff scratched his head. "Sure."
"It's lovely," Bridgette nudged Geoff.
"I said yes!" Geoff called out.
"Anyways," Bridgette tried to start an interview. "We're kinda off schedule. So it's time for Truth or Hammer."
Lindsay clapped her hands.
Bridgette continued, "Lindsay, I'll tell you the same rules I told Duncan. The two of us will ask you a question, and you must tell the truth. If you don't, the hammer above you will swing and hit you if you don't dodge it."
"I'm ready!" Lindsay smiled.
"Do you want to continue your relationship with Tyler after we're done with Total Drama?" Geoff asked.
"Who's Tyler?" Lindsay asked.
"Tyker," Geoff facepalmed.
"Oh!" Lindsay giggled. "Yeah!"
Tyler, in the green room, smiled.
"You were eliminated unfairly four times in a row," Bridgette stated. "Opinion on this?"
"Well," Lindsay started. "In season one, Heather voted me out when we had a final two deal. That was really offensive, so I offended her. Then in season two, I was going to vote out Duncan with a few allies."
Duncan glared at Lindsay.
"But I accidently clicked my face and he won the show!" Lindsay frowned. "In season three, we got bananas, so yay! A week or so ago, Heather did it to me again; but this time, no alliance was involved."
The hammer swung down, as Lindsay ran to the Peanut Gallery couch as fast as possible.
"Hehehehe," Lindsay sweated, nervously.
"Roll the tape," Geoff said.
The television above them turned on, and showed Lindsay and Heather in the STDPP room (week two).
"So," Heather folded her arms. "The two of us could form an alliance again."
"I dunno," Lindsay replied. "Remember TDI?"
"Yes," Heather said. "And I was wrong for that. And I'm sure you're sorry for making me bald."
Lindsay rolled her eyes.
"But I have a proposition for you," Heather whispered. "You and I could work together again and make it oto the end. None of these idiots will suspect anything because of what happened in the first season."
Lindsay shrugged, "I guess..."
The two shook hands.
Heather: I can't believe Linds-iot fell for that dumb trick! I'm just going to use it to my advantage. (screen fades to black)
Lindsay, back on the guest couch, says, "That's fake!"
"What happened, Lindsay?" Bridgette wondered. "Why'd she break her word?"
"Because," Lindsay replied.
"Roll clip!" Geoff said.
The television above them showed Lindsay holding a bra, in the kitchen, with tartar sauce on the counter.
"Lindsay!" Heather said, walking down from her STDPP room, as the screen fade to black.
"Sweet revenge," Lindsay smiled.

"Lindsay," Bridgette said. "It's time for your video guest."
The screen above the hosts showed static, and the screen changed to a boy in a pink/black striped polo button-down, and braces. The boy had a blue mowhawk. The outside area was a blank green screen.
"Hi!" the boy said. "I changed my entire outfit for you, Lindsay!"
"Hi, person I never met before!" Lindsay waved.
"Oh my God," the boy said. "Lindsay! I'm in love with you! My name is James, will you go out with me?"
"Uh," Lindsay said, confused.
"I won your old boots from an auction!" James said, picking up Lindsay's previous brown boots.
"Oh my!" Lindsay held her hand on her heart. "I had those boots once! It's too bad I gave them away, we could've been twinsies!"
James paused. "How about I come over and give you one of the boots?" James winked.
"That's be great!" Lindsay squealed.
James eyes dazed as he started day-dreaming. "Oh, Lindsay," he said, "will you marry me?"
"Yes!" Lindsay said. "We'll have a great time, Tyker!!"
James woke up. "Oh, yeah! I'm Tyker! Say, what's the address to the studio? I'll be there as soon as possible!"
"Somewhere in Canada," Lindsay shrugged.
"Yay! I'll be right there!" James called out.
Geoff turned off the television, as it went to static. "That's enough. Let's move on, roll clip!"
The television above them showed a flashback (chapter six).
"Listen," Gwen said. "Trent..."
"Yes, hun?" Trent asked.
"Don't call me that," Gwen said. "I was gonna ask you to just stop talking to me. In season two, I said we could be friends, and now you're just... obsessed with me!!"
"No," Trent said. "I'm not."
"Trent..." Gwen confessed. "I just need my space. So if you would just, stop talking to me, that'd be great."
"So you want me to leave you alone?" Trent asked. "Forever!?"
"Yeah," Gwen responded. "You're fine, right?"
"Totally!" Trent crazily said. "Can I just have one last hug, though?"
"No," Gwen said, leaving the room.
Trent sighed.
"Who's team are you on?" Geoff asked. "Text us now!"
The cellphone on the table rang, and rang, and rang, and rang.
Bridgette picked up the phone.
"A thousand new texts!" Bridgette was shocked.
Geoff took the phone from his co-host. "One says Gwen, one says Trent, Gwen, Gwen, Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent, Gwen, Trent. Seems we have a winner."
"We've contacted Chris," Bridgette said. "And have decided to make this game a little interesting."
"You can vote now if you want Gwen to kiss Trent, or to kick Trent!" Geoff said. "Just text 'KISS' or 'KICK' to T-D-H-O-U-S-E. That's eight-three-four-six-eight-seven three. Voting starts after the show ends!"
"On another note," Bridgette continued.
"It's time for That's Gonna Leave a Mark!" Geoff said, as the television above them showed the 'That's Gonna Leave a Mark' theme.
In chapter one, as Chris was driving himself to a dentist in a golf cart, the car trips over a pebble and Chris falls out of it.
In chapter two, when Lindsay said "just a chandelier" is up, the chandelier fell on the floor and smashed into a million pieces, as Mikey walked in with a dust and broom.
In chapter three, when Sadie and Trent were crying on eachother's shoulders, the chandelier fell on the floor, and Mikey walked in with a dust and broom.
In chapter four, Leshawna hit her puck, followed by Leeroy, who slipped on the ice!
In chapter five, Leeroy dropped Valerie's expensive cellphone. Leeroy tried picking it up, but fell over on his wheelchair.
In chapter six, Sadie couldn't get out of the honey. She fell in the honey like it was quick sand.
The screen showed static, as the camera went back to the two hosts.
"Wait," Katie cried, as the camera swifted to her. "Can I say something real quick?"
"I guess," Geoff said.
"If it's okay with Geoff," Bridgette replied, "it's okay with me."
"I miss Sadie!" Katie sang. "Ba-dum, ba-dum! I miss Sadie so much! I can sing this song all night because Sadie's my BFFL!"
The hosts paused, as Geoff continued the show. "Well, that's a wrap!"
"Lines for the Gwen-Trent poll are open now," Bridgette said. "And remember to tune in next time for Total..."
Geoff continued, "Drama..."
The two hosts finished together. "House!"

Chapter 8 - TBA

"Previously on Total Drama House," Chris frowned. "I found out that four of my thirty episodes are going to be aftermaths."
Mikey came on-set. "Last time on Total Drama House, Noah won the STDPP competition after striking a deal with Leshawna to keep her safe. The two formed an alliance with Kathy, who's attracted to Noah even though they're six years apart, and Harold, who's attracted to Leshawna for some reason. After staying true to his alliance, he decided to nominate Sadie alongside Heather, who's apparently a pawn. But Kathy won the TDNO; will she stick to her first alliance or her second? With that question standing, nobody is safe! Find out what Kathy's decision will be right here, right now, on Total... Drama... House!"
The theme song played.

Chris stood up. "Last time on Total Drama, we took the contestants inside a glass house, and—"
Chris was passed a note. "What!? Mikey said the recap already?"
Mikey winked.
"Clap your hands if you want me hosting!" Mikey shouted.
The entire audience clapped their hands, and many cheques and hundred dollar bills were thrown on the studio.
"Chris," a voice off-screen mentioned. "It's your day off. Leave or your fired."
"Wait," Chris realized. "I can be Mikey now!!"
Chris ran inside the house.
"What the?" Samuel wondered.
Chris walked back outside the house.
"Fine," Chris compromised. "We'll switch places for the day. But you'll see how hard hosting this show is!"
"Let's get back to the show," Mikey grinned. "Shall we?"
The audience clapped.
Kathy stuffed her fourth bear in her fourth tube, followed by Noah.
Kathy: 4
Noah: 4
"Noah and Kathy are neck-and-neck!"
The two furiously ripped open pillows, and Kathy found her fifth bear.
She ran as fast as she can to the honey.
She got out of the honey, and stuffed her bear in the tube.
A bell rang. Ding! Ding! Ding!'
"Congratulations Kathy," Mikey said.
"You have won the Nomination Overthrow challenge!" He placed the medallion around Kathy's neck.
"Thank you," Kathy said.
Everyone except Sadie went inside the house (including Mikey; Trent carrying Ezekiel).
"A little help?" Sadie asked.
Sadie: If Heather won't get off the block, I'm for sure staying in the house! I need Kathy to use the Overthrow on Heather, and I'll go home for sure and see Katie!!
Back inside the house, Mikey was talking to the Houseguests. "Kathy, you have one day to think about your decision. I'll see you tomorrow. By the way, go help Sadie." He left the house.
Trent went outside to help out Sadie, as Kathy started talking. "Noah, can I talk to you upstairs?"
The two went up to the STDPP room.
"Don't use it," Noah commanded.
"But then Heather will go home," Kathy stated. We don't have the votes."
"Yes," Noah stated, "we do."
"Okay," Kathy agreed. "Maybe we do. But we can't take that risk, Samuel's a loose cannon."
"Go get Heather," Noah said.
Kathy went downstairs, and went up to Heather. "We need you upstairs."
Kathy went back upstairs, followed by Heather.
"Are you using it on me?" Heather asked.
"Do you really think you're going home if she doesn't?" Noah asked.
"Yes!" Heather exclaimed. "Put up Zeke."
"Can I talk to Kathy?" Noah asked, as Heather left. "Don't use it."
Kathy: I need to look over my options. Either take Heather off, or keep the nominations the same. Either way, I'm going to make someone upset. I'm playing both sides of the house, and have the majority. I can't be in a worse place right now with this win!
The screen switched to Kathy talking to Sadie in the bunk bed-room.
"What would you feel like," Kathy wondered, "if I took Heather off?"
"I GET TO SEE KATIE!" Sadie grinned.
"So you want Heather taken off?" Kathy asked, eyes wide.
"Yes!!" Sadie yelled.
Kathy: So now the opponent wants Heather taken off. If I take Heather off, then Sadie's going home. If I keep the nominations intact, then it'll be a three-two vote and Samuel's the swing vote. If I take Sadie off, though, then this could be the start of something new. I have to look over my options.

Mikey walked into the house. "Houseguests! It's time for the Overthrow ceremony!"
The twelve contestants gathered in the Living Room: Heather (in a red unitard) on the left nominee chair, Sadie on the right, the Sofas on the left couch, the Deadbeats on the right, with Kathy standing.
Mikey handed Kathy some cue cards.
"Mikey is so flippin' hot," Kathy read, confused.
Mikey snickered, and gave Kathy more cue cards.
"Welcome to the Overthrow ceremony," Kathy greeted. "As I have won the TDNO challenge, I have the power to take one of Noah's nominations off the chopping block. But, before I make my decision, the two of you may persuade me to use it on yourselves. Heather, you can go first."
"Well," Heather stood up. "Kathy, I honestly don't expect you to use it me. We talked and I'm pretty sure you want to respect the STDPP's opinion and keep me up here. But I have to warn you, if you want Sadie out of here, I still have half a chance of leaving. So, if you choose to use it on me, thanks."
"Sadie?" Kathy asked.
"Katie!" Sadie cheered.
"I have decided..." Kathy announced. "To use the veto on Heather."
Heather walked towards Kathy as Kathy put the medallion around Heather's neck, and Heather sat down.
"Noah," Kathy called. "As STDPP, you must nominate another Houseguest for eviction."
"I choose to nominate Ezekiel," Noah said, standing.
As Noah sat down, Kathy got up and ended the ceremony, "Noah, I hope you understand. I just had a hunch that Heather would go home against Sadie. With that said, this overthrow ceremony is adjourned."
Heather: Kathy using the Overthrow on me is great. I get to stay in here another week, and have a shot at a million dollars still!
Kathy: Ultimately, I actually stuck with both of my alliances. I made sure Noah knew that Sadie would get out, and I saved Heather! It can't work out better for me. I actually have a shot to win this.

"Valerie," Chris said through a loudspeaker. "Please go to the single-bed room. Alone."
Valerie sighed, walking to the single-bed room. She closed the door, as it locked itself.
"Twenty-four hours alone," Valerie sighed, "starting now."
Valerie looked around the room.
Valerie: When I was in the single-bed room, every bed was missing except one. I wonder where they stored those. (camera flashes to Living Room with three beds in it) Anyways, all I had for a day was two French breads, soda pop, and slop. I can't eat slop!! I just can't! No more Chef Hatchet was great, meaning no more of his slop. This was my first season which was also the first season that included no slop; in fact, real food! Now I'm the only one in this house that is eating slop for a day! This sucks. I just wonder what my fellow contestants are doing. Could they be in the shower? Could they—
The screen switched to Noah and Kathy in the STDPP room.
"Are you in an alliance with her?" Noah asked.
"No!" Kathy lied.
The screen switched again to Heather and Kathy in the bunk-bed room.
"Are you in an alliance with him?" Heather asked.
"No!" Kathy lied.
In the STDPP room, Noah asked, "Then why'd you save her?"
In the bunk-bed room, Heather asked, "Then why'd you make sure his target's going home?"
Kathy told Noah, "To make sure your target's going home."
Kathy told Heather, "To save you, ally."
Noah told Kathy, "Maybe Heather was actually my target."
Heather told Kathy, "But don't you have a crush on him?"
Kathy responded to Noah, back in the STDPP room, "But she wasn't."
Down in the bunk-bed room, Kathy responded to Heather, "Those were first impressions."
"Fine," Heather and Noah, in a double-screen, said in their respective rooms.
Heather: Kathy's hiding something.
Noah: Kathy's hiding something.
Kathy: They don't suspect a thing!
The screen switched to Gwen, Heather, and Kathy in the bunk-bed room.
"So our alliance is safe another week," Gwen said.
"It is," Heather agreed.
"Yup!" Kathy enthused. "We're going to dominate this game. Say, where's Valerie?"
"Solitary confinement," Gwen replied.
"Haha," Kathy laughed. "Isn't it fun to laugh at other people's misfortunes?"
"Yeah," Gwen said, "sure."
The screen switched to Harold, Leshawna, Noah and Kathy up in the STDPP room.
"We need to win next challenge," Leshawna said.
"Or else we're probably gone," Harold snorted.
"I'm not involved," Noah said, walking out of the room.
The three remaining shrugged.
Kathy: It's not as easy as you think it is to be in two alliances. You have to be one place, then immediately another. But I can't spill the beans, or I'll be voted out right away. I have to keep it secret, for now.

"Hey, Trent," Sadie said. "You're going to vote me, right?"
"Vote you out?" Trent asked, confused.
"No duh!" Sadie said.
"Why would you want that?" Trent asked.
"To see Katie!" Sadie squealed.
Trent covered his ears, "Yeah, sure. I'll vote you out."
"Eeeeee!" Sadie screamed.
Sadie: One down, two to go.
"Hey Heather!" Sadie greeted.
"What?" Heather asked. "Sure, yeah, I'll vote you."
"Eeeeee!" Sadie squealed.
Heather: ...out. (smirk)
"Heeeey Harold," Sadie flirtatiously said.
"Gross!" Harold said. "I'm with Leshawna!"
"So you'll vote me out?" Sadie smiled.
"That was my plan!" Harold said, walking away.
"Eeeeeee!" Sadie squealed. "I'm going to see Katie!!"
Harold: I can't wait till the voting!
Trent: This girl's got issues. More issues than Gwen who never wants me to speak to her again.
Kathy: I don't understand why her best friend and my first name's are so much alike.
Heather: So she wants to be gone?
Samuel: Next to Leshawna, she's probably the worst girl ever in Total Drama history.
"Leeroy," Chris said, through a loudspeaker, "please come to the confessional."
Leeroy: (sees an envelope labeled "LEEROY") Hm? What's this? (opens envelope) "Hello Leeroy, remembah when you won that lobstah dinnah? Well of cou'se you don't 'cause you almost died..." (grunts) "Well, durin' that challenge, you came in second place and the prize was a lobstah dinner." Wait, so, do I go now? But I'll miss Valerie's welcome back pahty! Well, if Ah have to... (walks out of secret door)
The remaining Houseguests all crowded around the single-bed room door.
"Five... Four... Three... Two... One..." A buzzer was heard.
Valerie came out out of the room with glee and anticipation.
Kathy gave Valerie cookies. "Welcome back," Kathy greeted.
Valerie snacked on the cookies. "Thanks, guys." She looked around the bunch, frowning. "Lee didn't want to come?"
"Leeroy left," Leshawna said. "To some fancy gourmet lobster dinner."
"So he's missing this?" A tear fell out of Valerie's eye.
"Blame Chris," Gwen said.
"Sorry guys," Valerie replied. "But can I have some time alone?"
"Of course," Trent responded, as the ten contestants walked to the Living Room. "Hey, the beds are back in that room."
The camera swifted back to a crying Valerie. "I... I can't believe it."

The doorbell was heard ringing.
The contestants ran to the door to see who it is, and Valerie opened the door.
It's none other than Leeroy!
"Hey guys!" Leeroy announced, "Ah'm back!"
"Oh," Valerie said dissappointed. "Hi Leeroy."
"Hi Val!" Leeroy smiled. "I didn't mean to miss your pahty, but Chris made me. Sorreh."
"It's okay," Valerie forced a smile.
"How's that unitard still fittin' ya'?" Leeroy asked Heather.
"Fine," Heather shifted her eyes.
"Ah'm gonna go get some rest," Leeroy said.
Valerie followed, "I'll come with you."
In the single-bed room, Leeroy said to Valerie, "Val, Ah'm really, really sorry. If Ah need to quit the competition fo' ya', then Ah would. Ya' have full rights to hate me foreva'. Ah just want to show ya' Ah'm bein' genuine with ya'. Ah really like ya', and it'd be great to take you on the fahm, pahtnah."
"Lee," Valerie said. "I think we should talk about me moving in later."
Valerie giggled, as she leaned in and the two have their first kiss.
"You're a great kisser," Valerie complimented.
"Ah am?" Leeroy smiled. "T'anks."
Samuel walked into the room. "What do we have here?"
"Sam," Valerie said. "Get away."
"No no," Samuel said. "Just pretend I'm not here. You two just continue what you were doing."
Samuel was seen eating from a bag of popcorn.
"Where'd he get that popcorn?" Valerie asked.
"Ya' heard him," Leeroy smiled. "Pretend he ain't here."
"I'm not that comfortable," Valerie grunted.
"Fahn," Leeroy said.
The camera went outside the house to Mikey.
"Let's talk to the Houseguests," Mikey said, as he turned on the television. "Hello Houseguests!"
"Hi Mikey," everyone but Ezekiel (and Noah, who's in the STDPP room) replied.
"It seems that love is in the air for two of our new contestants," Mikey smirked. Leeroy blushed as Valerie leaned her head on his shoulder, smiling. "What is so great about Total Drama that brings you two closer together?"
"The claustraphobia," Valerie giggled. "No, I'm kidding. Leeroy and I just really connected."
"But you two are complete opposites," Mikey stated. "Valerie, you're a cheerleader. Leeroy... you're a farmer."
"Opposites attract, maybe?" Leeroy questioned. "But Ah agree with Val, we jus' really connected."
"Okay," Mikey said. "By the way Gwen, you have to kiss Trent or you'll be sued. In the contract."
Trent lovegasmed at that statement. "Can I have nine kisses?"
"No," Gwen said, hesitating to kiss Trent.
"You have to," Trent winked.
Gwen kissed Trent on the ear. "There," she crossed her arms.
"Thank you Houseguests," Mikey said. "I'll be back for the live eviction soon."
The screen switched from the Living Room to the STDPP room.
"Hello Noah," Mikey said.
"Chris," Noah replied.
Mikey darted his eyes at the STDPP. "Your housemates are all downstairs and can't hear you, so feel free to speak your mind. Alright?"
"Okay," Noah said.
"Why is Sadie your main target?" Mikey asked.
"'Cause she's annoying," Noah responded.
"But she's not a big threat in challenges," Mikey stated.
"Because she's annoying," Noah repeated.
"Anyways," Mikey continued. "Is your alliance with Kathy, Leshawna and Harold genuine?"
"Yes," Noah confirmed.
"How about your relationship with Kathy?" Mikey asked. "Do you like her?"
"No," Noah confirmed. "She's six years older than me."
"Thank you, Noah," Mikey said. "You may join your opposing team and witness the elimination."
When Noah left, Mikey continued, "Who will be voted out; Sadie or Ezekiel? Stay tuned."
The live audience clapped.

The live audience clapped.
"Welcome back to Total Drama," Mikey said. "Let's talk to the nominees."
The camera went inside the house, with the Deadbeats (minus Noah) all gone.
"Sadie, Ezekiel," Mikey said. "In just a few moments, your housemates are going to cast their votes. But before they do, you have one chance to speak your case. Ezekiel, you can go first."
"RAWR RAWR RAWR!" Ezekiel roared.
"Vote for me!" Sadie said.
"Thank you," Mikey said. "Now, Trent. You may vote first."
Trent walked to the confessional, and returned.
Heather followed.
Harold left right after.
When he returned, Kathy voted.
Lastly, Samuel went to cast his vote.
Chris walked in the house with a silve platter.
Mikey explained, "I will call each of you, on the Sofas, and Noah, one by one. Whoever has the most votes must take the Live Audience of Shame, and take the Mini Van of Losers, and can't come back, ever."
"The first Key goes to Noah," Mikey said, as Chris threw a Key to Noah.
"Kathy, Samuel, Trent, Harold," Mikey called, as Chris threw Keys to them in that order.
"Heather!" Mikey said. Chris threw a Key to Heather.
"There is only one Key left..." Mikey said. "And it goes to... Ezekiel."
Chris put a Key in Ezekiel's cage as Ezekiel started stepping on it.
"Thanks everyone who voted me out!" Sadie said, leaving the house.
The live audience clapped.
"Hello Sadie," Mikey said. "Have a seat."
Sadie sat down. "'Kay 'kay."
Back inside the house, the Deadbeats returned from where they were—wherever they were.
"Sadie got voted out?" Valerie asked.
"How do you know?" Heather answered the question with a question.
"I can hear," Valerie said. "It's not that big a house."
"Echo!" Samuel screamed.
Outside the house, Mikey asked Sadie, "Why'd you want to be voted out?"
"To see Katie!" Sadie squealed.
"You cost yourself a million dollars," Mikey said.
"But I get to see Katie!" Sadie squealed.
"I've had enough," Mikey said. "Go take the Mini Van of Losers."
Sadie walked away.
"Coming up is the STDPP competition. With the odds stacked against the Deadbeats again, will they pull another win?" Mikey asked. "Stay with us."
The live audience clapped.

The live audience clapped.
"Welcome back!" Mikey greeted. "The Houseguests are all outside waiting for their next STDPP competition. Let's go to the backyard."
In the backyard, Mikey turned the television on.
"Noah," Mikey said. "As outgoing STDPP, you will not be competing in this challenge. Others, please go to your podium."
The ten eligible contestants all stood at their respective place.
"Now let's get started," Mikey said. "On each of your podiums, there is a list. To be the next STDPP, you must find every single item on that list. But whoever wins this part of the challenge gets to cross out whatever they don't want to find at any time. When you find something, just throw it in the bag behind you. Everyone ready? Good. "I have A, more than a million dollars in my bank. Or B, less than a million dollars."
Heather, Trent, Harold, Kathy, Samuel, Gwen, Leshawna, Leeroy and Valerie all switched to B, while Ezekiel did nothing.
"The correct answer is B. Ezekiel, for not answering, you have been eliminated. Next question, do I enjoy cheese Danishes? A, yes, or B, no."
Heather, Trent, Kathy, Gwen, Leshawna and Valerie all switched to A, while Harold, Samuel, and Leeroy all switched to B.
"The correct answer is A. Who doesn't love cheese Danishes? Harold, Samuel, Leeroy, please step down and take Ezekiel with you."
The three walked to the couch amd Leeroy took Ezekiel's cage with him.
"Next question. I have been on the cover of A, Reality TV Monthly, or B, America's Most Wanted Daily?"
Harold, Kathy, Gwen, Leshawna and Valerie switches to A, while Heather and Trent switched to B.
"The correct answer is, actually, A. I was cover boy a few days back. Please step down, Heather and Trent."
Heather and Trent walked to the couch.
"Next question. Duncan kissed Courtney. A, true, or B, false."
Kathy, Gwen, and Valerie switched to A, while Leshawna and Harold switched to B.
"The correct answer is—"
"Oh, crap, I did the wrong one!" Gwen said.
"As I was saying," Mikey continued. "The correct answer is A, true."
Gwen gasped.
"Leshawna and Harold, please step down."
Leshawna and Harold walked to the couch.
"One of you three are going to have an advantage! Get your chalkboards. I'm thinking of a number between one and a hundred. Closest one wins."
The contestants all wrote down their guesses.
"Kathy wrote twenty-seven. Gwen wrote sixty-six. Valerie fifty 50."
"The correct answer is..." Mikey said.
"Not from one to thirty! It's over fourty-five, and less than fifty-five. It was fourty-nine. Congratulations Valerie, you have an advantage!"
Valerie leaped into Leeroy's arms and he picked her up, kissing her.
"Houseguests," Mikey said. "I wasn't done."
"What?" Gwen asked.
"You see those items on your lists?" Mikey asks. "You have to find them. Valerie, you can cross one off the list whenever you'd like. Feel free to work together. Ready? Go!"
The nine Houseguests (all but Ezekiel and Noah) sped into the house.
The camera went back outside the house.
"The Houseguests are in for a heck of a night," Mikey said. "From outside the Total Drama House, I'm Mikey. Goodnight."
The live audience clapped, as the screen went back inside the house.
"Wine bottles," Gwen asked. "Where would they hide those?"
"The fridge, maybe?" Heather said sarcastically, grabbing a wine bottle and running outside.
"This is a lot," Samuel said. "It's a little hard." He winked at Gwen.
The camera went back outside the house.
"Oh," Chris said. "Well, I'll be hosting again next episode. Until then, I'm Chris. And the live audience behind me went home. So, yeah. Goodnight."

Chapter 8 - Wake Me Up When the Show Ends

“Welcome back to–” Chris was interrupted by Mikey playing with matches.
“Mikey,” Chris said. “Matches are no good. Put them down.”
(censored) you,” Mikey threw the lit matches and they landed in the house.
“MIKEY!” Chris yelled. “THE HOUSE IS GONNA BURN DOWN!”
He turned the TV to the house on. “Houseguests, I command you to leave the house right now!”
The remaining eleven contestants went out the front door, witnessing the building fire that is destroying what was their home for almost a month.
“Our stuff!” Heather shouted.
“It’s gone,” Chris said. “It’s all... gone. MIKEY, YOU’RE FIRED.
“Oh,” Mikey walked out.
A man in a black suit walked into the studio, showing a badge. “FCC.”
“What do you want?” Chris asked.
“I’m here to cancel your series,” the member of the FCC said. “You were commanded to have Mikey serve as an unpaid intern, and for firing him, we’re shutting you down. On top of that, we received several complaints that you’ve been copying material from other TV shows. Is this true, McLean?”
“Yeah,” Samuel said. “He’s copied my favorites.”
“SHUT UP!!” Chris yelled.
“We’re taking you to prison,” the FCC guy said.
“Wait! What about the prize money?” Heather said.
“That will be distributed evenly between the eleven of you,” the FCC guy said.
“How much is that?” Leshawna said with ‘tude.
“90,909 dollars for each of us,” Noah rolled his eyes.
“So we’re all winners!” Kathy squealed.
The screen rolled the credits, and ended off Chris in jail.
“This is not over... No! It’s not!! IT WILL NEVER BE OVER!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR TOTAL...
“DRAMA...
“JAIL!”
A “Be quiet, McLean” was heard in the background.
Fade to black.

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