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This is season two of Total Drama Pop Star. Instead of doing pop star things like singing and dancing, they will be on a cruise ship and doing things that people do on a cruise like swimming, sports, and touring the area they stop at. Anyways, twnety two all new contestantsare competing for a big cash prize while relaxing a litte on Total Drama Cruise!

This story is rated PG.
There may be some content not for younger kids. However, there is nothing here they wouldn't say on the Total Drama series.

Characters

Host

Host\Captain: Chris

Chef: Chef Hatchet

Winner

Stu

Elimination Order

Day 1 - Reggie - Boogieing Cougars

Day 2 - Jordan - Lovable Pandas

Day 3 - Leah - Lovable Pandas

Day 4 - Adam - Running Beavers

Day 5 - Diane - Jumping Monkeys

Day 6 - Conner - Boogieing Cougars (Returned)

Day 6 - Keith - Jumping Monkeys

Day 7 - Austin - Lovable Pandas, Creepy Cats

Day 8 - Felicia - Lovable Pandas, Dancing Ducks

Day 9 - Emma - Jumping Monkeys, Sleeping Snails

Day 10 - Tina - Running Beavers, Sleeping Snails

Day 11 - Kirsty - Running Beavers, Dancing Ducks

Day 12 - Myron - Lovable Pandas, Sleeping Snails, Surviving Sailors

Day 13 - Sophia - Boogieing Cougars, Sleeping Snails, Surviving Sailors

Day 14 - Max - Running Beavers, Dancing Ducks, Surviving Sailors

Day 15 - Becky - Running Beavers, Dancing Ducks, Surviving Sailors

Day 16 - Aaron - Jumping Monkeys, Sleeping Snails, Surviving Sailors

Day 17 - Lauren - Running Beavers, Creepy Cats, Surviving Sailors

Day 18 - Kayla - Jumping Monkeys, Creepy Cats, Surviving Sailors

Day 19 - Conner - Boogieing Cougars, Surviving Sailors

Day 20 - Yohan - Jumping Monkeys, Creepy Cats, Surviving Sailors

Day 21 - Brianna - Boogieing Cougars, Creepy Cats, Surviving Sailors, Final Two

Chapter 1 - Welcome to Total Drama Cruise!

“You remember last season, Total Drama Pop Star. Well, today we are starting season two on a cruise ship. Are contestants will be arriving in groups in a few minutes.” Chris announced as a boat came and four teenagers stepped out.

“Aaaaargg mate, I be liking this ship.” said a boy with pirate clothes on.

“Shut it! I’m trying to read!” yelled an annoyed girl with books in her hands.

“Welcome Conner and Diane. Make yourself at home or something.” Chris said, “Here are two more contestants.”

“He ya’ll, I’m here!” announced a big girl as another girl came but waved and then ran away.

“What’s up Brianna and Felicia?” Chris asked.

“Nothing much, but I’m here to win!” Brianna replied confidently.

“Oh look here’s another boat.” Chris announced as he walked away from Brianna.

“This is so cool to be here.” said a girl wearing a tutu “So where is everyone?”

“Well, Tina they are over in the dining room.” Chris replied as a boy with an Afro stepped in front of Chris.

“I’m ready to boogie, oogie, oogie.” said the boy “What a groovy place you got.”

“Thanks, I think.” Chris replied, “Moving on.”

“Pick a card, any card.” said a girl with a magician hat.

“I’ll say this again. No one cares about you, they all want to talk to Me.” replied a boy with sunglasses.

“Welcome Lauren and Yohan.” Chris said, “Go find the other contestants. I see another boat.”

“Two, four, six, eight. Who do we appreciate, Chris!” said a peppy girl with a cheerleading outfit.

“I know.” Chris replied, “Go find the other contestants, Becky.”

“What’s up, Chris?!?” yelled a boy with a green highlight in his hair.

“Stop being so foolish, boy.” said a boy in fancy clothes.

"Let him do what he wants." said a girl with a big smile on her face.

“Welcome Myron, Kirsty, and Reggie.” Chris said, “Go do something.”

“This boat is so dull.” said a boy in black clothes.

“I feel depressed.” Chris replied, “Go find the other contestants, Adam.”

“This place is so filthy and not fancy.” said a girl with fancy clothes.

“Stop insulting my boat and leave, Leah.” Chris yelled.

“I’m here to win and nothing will stand in my way.” said a foreign girl.

“I’m ready to work.” said a boy with a bunch of sport equipments.

“Welcome Jordan and Leah.” Chris replied, “Here’s the last boat.”

“This is so cool to study the ocean on a boat.” said a girl with glasses.

“This is so awesome ya’ll.” said a girl that smells like animals.

“What’s up?” asked a boy with good looks and all the girls were staring at him

“Hey Emma, Sophia, and Austin.” Chris said, “Go find the other contestants.”

“Hey Chris.” said a big guy.

“You are way to nice!” yelled a boy with a black jacket and ripped jeans.

“Calm down and have some cookies.” said a boy with an apron and holding cookies.

“I’ll take one.” Said Chris as he grabbed a cookie “Anyways, welcome Keith, Aaron, and Max.”

At the Dining Room…

“Stop spray painting and destroying the room!” Keith yelled as Aaron spray-painted the Dining Room walls.

“Are you my mother?” Aaron asked as he kept spray painting.

“Ya’ll just settle down.” Sophia said as she tried to stop the fighting.

“I got an idea. Lets all boogie!” yelled Stu as he put some disco music on.

“Put on classical music!” yelled Tina as she switched the music.

“Lets listen to rap music!” Brianna yelled as she switched the music.

“Everyone shut it! I can’t read with all this noise!” Diane yelled as she turned off the music.

“I will pull a bunny out of my hat.” Lauren announced as she reached into her hat and pulled out squirrel “That’s not right.”

“Wow, that was amazing.” Jordan commented sarcastically as he took out a soccer ball.

“Rock and roll!” Reggie yelled as he pulled out his guitar and started playing the guitar.

“Can I see that soccer ball?” Diane asked as Jordan handed her the soccer ball and she threw it at Reggie “Now, shut it!”

“You are really boring.” Reggie commented as he walked away.

“How many cars does your family have?” Leah asked.

“Seven. What about you?” Myron asked back.

“What about…” Leah started as Austin walked by and she started staring.

“I fell everyone is looking at my coolness.” Yohan said to Austin.

“Your probably right.” Austin replied as he waved to Emma and she fainted.

“Where am I?” Emma asked as Felicia grabbed her hand and pulled her up.

“Don’t you hate how no one is as happy as us?” Kirsty asked.

“I know. Why can’t everyone be happy all the time.” Becky replied as Jerome walked by.

“I see your having a dull conversation.” Jerome commented.

“Man, you unhappy.” Kirsty commented.

“How about you try dancing.” Becky suggested

“No thanks.” Jerome replied as he walked away.

“Do you know where some treasure is, mate?” Conner asked as he took out his sword.

“Point that some where else and drop the phony accent.” Kayla replied.

“Would you like to walk the plank?” Conner asked.

“What plank?” Kayla asked back as Chris ran through the door.

“First, everyone say hi to Chef Hatchet.” Chris announced as Chef Hatchet walked through the door.

“I will serve you food starting tomorrow and you better eat it.” Chef announced.

“Chef and I were thinking of an original way to make teams and we came down to two options, Choosing by yourself or picking what team you are on out of a hat.” Chris announced, “So you are going to vote on which way to do it. Just raise your hand to vote.”

“If you want out of a hat, raise your hand.” Chef said as some people raised their hands.

“If you want to choose raise your hand.” Chris said as some people raised their hands and then Chris ad Chef went into a huddle “The winner is… picking your own team.”

“Myron, your with me.” Leah demanded.

“Sure.” Myron replied.

“Your team has to have five or six people on it.” Chris announced.

“Hey, Kirsty, lets get Adam to join are team.” Becky said.

“We can try to make him happy and less depressed.” Kirsty replied.

“I don’t want to be on your team.” Adam commented.

“You are going to be on are team.” Becky replied as Kirsty jumped on him and pinned him.

“Join are team and I’ll let you go!” Kirsty yelled.

“Fine, fine.” Adam replied.

“Can I join?” Tina asked.

“Of course!” Becky replied “The merrier!”

“Than can I too?” Lauren asked.

“We have our team of five!” Kirsty announced happily.

“Lets get the least annoying people on are team.” Leah said.

“Okay. Felicia, Max, Jordan, and Austin your on my team.” Myron announced.

“We have are team!” Leah announced before the four contestants could say if they were in or not.

“I’m going to boogie with Conner.” Stu announced.

“Aaarg, we are also with Brianna and Reggie.” Conner announced.

“My team is rocking!” Reggie yelled as he played air guitar.

“Can I join your team, ya’ll.” Sophia said.

“As long as you can handle the boogie.” Stu replied as he started dancing.

“We have are team, mate!” Conner announced.

“That means the leftover six contestants are on the last team. Stu’s Team is called the Boogieing Cougars and Leah’s Team is called the Lovable Panda’s. Kirsty’s Team is called the Running Beavers and Kayla’s Team is called the Jumping Monkeys.” Chris announced “Also, you can use the confessional in the restroom as soon as Chef installs it.”

“Why don’t you do the work!” Chef yelled angrily “It will be done next challenge!”

“The first challenge is at the wave pool.” Chris said, “The challenge is that you will be on a surfboard. The last three standing win invincibility for their team.”

At the wave pool…

“ Now begin, maggots!” Chef yelled as everyone got on his or her surfboards.

“This is so easy.” Yohan commented as the first wave started and knocked him over.

“Yep, its so easy.” Kayla said as she balanced on the surfboard easily.

“I’m a life guard. I know how to surf.” Austin commented as he balanced perfectly.

“Big wave!” Brianna yelled as a huge wave knocked her over with Felicia, Tina, and Jordan.

“Isn’t this fun?” Becky asked happily.

“It’s so fun!” Kirsty replied.

“I’m trying to read!” Diane yelled as a wave knocked her over with Max. “I feel bad for everyone who fell off.” Sophia said.

“I know how you feel.” Keith said caringly as a big wave knocked them both over.

“Watch this.” Aaron demanded as he did a flip with his surfboard and knocked over Myron surfboard.

“That’s cheating!” Leah complained.

“Just shut it.” Kayla said as she knocked over Leah’s surfboard.

“Aaarg it’s a storm!” Conner announced as a big wave knocked him over with Max.

“This is a groovy challenge.” Stu commented as he danced on his surfboard.

“You mean a rocking challenge!” Reggie commented as a wave knocked him and Becky over.

“I’ll help you, Becky!” Kirsty yelled as she jumped into the pool.

“That’s leaves Austin, Aaron, Kayla, Emma, Adam, and Lauren.” Chris announced as he pressed a button that made a giant wave come and knocked over Emma and Aaron “That was fun to watch.”

“Not funny!” Aaron yelled.

“It was to me.” Chris replied as Aaron and Emma swam to shore.

“I can make my board disappear.” Lauren announced as she tapped her wand against the board and it disappeared and she fell into the water “I didn’t think it would work!” “The three winners are Kayla, Adam, and Austin. Which makes the Boogieing Cougars the losers who have to vote someone off.”

“Brianna I have a groovy idea.” Stu announced, “We make a swinging alliance and vote off Reggie.”

“Sure, why not.” Brianna replied.

At the sky deck…

“When I hand you coconut it means you are still in.” Chris announced

“I made the coconuts from scratch.” Chef announced from the sidelines. “So don’t eat them. Anyways the first two coconuts go to Brianna and Stu.” Chris announced, “Sophia also gets one. The final coconut goes to…



Conner.”

“I thought I was rocking hard enough.” Reggie commented.

“Disco always beats rock and roll.” Stu replied as Reggie was dragged across the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“Well, see you next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as the camera shut off.

Chapter 2 - How Low Can You Go?

“Last time one Total Drama Cruise, the twenty two contestants arrived on this ship and split up into four teams. The first challenge was a surfing contest and the Boogieing Cougars lost and voted off Reggie. What will happen on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as Chef started walking to the cabins and gave everyone breakfast in bed.

Lovable Panda’s Cabin…

“I can not eat this disgusting food!” Myron argued.

“I agree. Just look at this slop!” Leah shouted.

“I’ll take care of this.” Max said as he took all the food and started making it into something else.

“Watch out!” Jordan yelled as a soccer ball flew out of nowhere and spilled all the food on the ground.

“Great! You ruined our breakfast!” Austin yelled as Felicia backed away.

Boogieing Cougar’s Cabin…

“Lets listen to some disco music while eating.” Stu suggested as he put on some disco music.

“No way! Hip hop music is what we should listen to!” Brianna argued as she switched the music to hip-hop.

“How about you both shut it or you will be walking the plank!” Conner yelled as he took out his sword.

“Lets all get along here.” Sophia said as she tried to calm everyone down.

Running Beaver’s Cabin…

“Two, four, six, eight what do we appreciate!” Becky cheered.

“Breakfast, breakfast!” Kirsty cheered as they ate some breakfast.

“What’s the point of cheering for breakfast? Its all pointless.” Adam said as he threw out all his food.

“Give me one more try!” Lauren begged.

“Okay, okay. I see my card.” Tina said as she put back her card in the pile.

“Is your card this on.” Lauren said as she held up the four of hearts.

“No, it’s the seven of spades. Now I’m going practice my dancing.” Tina announced as she walked onto a different room.

Jumping Monkey’s Cabin…

“Stop spray painting the walls!” Keith yelled as he tried to get Aaron to stop spray painting the wall.

“Just shut up and let me concentrate on my work!” Aaron yelled as he pushed Keith to the ground.

“Who wants to hear more about me!” Yohan yelled as he put on his sunglasses.

“No one cares about you!” Kayla yelled as he kicked Yohan.

“Please be quiet. I’m trying to read this science book.” Emma said as she put down her book.

“Everyone report to the sky deck for today’s challenge.” Chris announced over the loudspeakers as everyone started walking to the sky deck.

At the sky deck…

“Today’s challenge is the famous game of limbo. You will go under the stick and if you touch it you are out.” Chris announced as Chef and him grabbed a stick “Which team wants to go first.”

“The Jumping Monkeys will!” Keith yelled as he went under the stick but his belly touched it.

“I’ll go.” Aaron announced as he walked under the stick and succeeded and then Kayla and Emma also succeeded but Yohan and Diane failed.

“Our team will go next.” Kirsty said as she went under the stick and succeeded and so did Tina and Becky also made it under but Adam gave up and Lauren failed.

“I’ll go first.” Brianna announced as she failed to go under but Stu and Conner succeeded but Sophia failed.

“I’m not going under that stick.” Leah announced.

“Neither am I.” Myron announced.

“I’ll go.” Jordan said as he failed and Max also failed but Austin and Felicia succeeded.

“Now the team with the least person to complete the challenge loses and that team is… a tie between the Boogieing Cougars and the Lovable Pandas. The tiebreaker is a race across the sky deck. Pick one person to race.” Chris announced over his mega phone.

“I’ll do it.” Jordan said.

“Whatever.” Leah replied.

“Stu will boogie for his team.” Stu said as he started dancing.

“On your marks, get set, go!” Chris yelled as Jordan and Stu started and Jordan tripped and Stu won. “The Boogieing Cougars win and the Lovable Pandas have to vote someone off.”

“Lets vote off Jordan for losing the challenge.” Myron suggested.

“I agree.” Leah agreed.

At the ceremony…

“I have coconuts for Leah and Myron. Also, Max and Austin get coconuts. The final coconut goes to…


Felicia. Which means Jordan you are out of here.” Chris announced.

“I thought I had what it took.” Jordan said as he was dragged away by two interns.

“That was Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as the camera turned off.

Chapter 3 - Scavenger Hunt to Remember

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise, the challenge was a limbo contest and the Boogieing Cougars and the Lovable Pandas tied for last. In the tiebreaker Stu beat Jordan in a race and Jordan was sent packing.” Chris announced as Chef started delivering the breakfasts.

Boogieing Cougar’s Cabin…

“Another horrible breakfast.” Brianna said as she threw out her breakfast.

“Lets boogie while enjoy some breakfast!” Stu yelled as he started discoing.

“The best style of dance is hip hop!” Brianna commented as she started hip-hop dancing.

“The best way to dance is to boogie, oogie, oogie!” Stu argued as he kept discoing.

“Arrrggg! You’re yelling is giving me a headache.” Conner yelled as he pulled out his sword and stabbed Brianna with it.

“Ouch, I’m in so much pain.” Brianna said sarcastically as she took Conner’s sword and threw it at Conner.

“Ouch!” Conner yelled as the sword hit his arm.

“Everyone please calm down and eat your breakfast.” Sophia yelled politely as she tried to calm everyone down.

Lovable Panda’s Cabin…

“Gross! I’m calling my servants to get me some real food!” Leah yelled as she whipped out her cell phone.

“I’m calling my servants too!” Myron yelled as he took out his cell phone.

“Max and Felicia, come here.” Austin demanded as they walked into a different room.

“What’s up?” Max asked.

“We need to make an alliance to vote out those two annoying slobs.” Austin said.

“Sure, why not.” Max replied as Felicia nodded her head.

“Also, Max turn this food into something nice.” Austin commanded as Max started changing the food.

Running Beaver’s Cabin…

“What’s the point of eating if we just have to eat again?” Adam asked himself.

“Just eat the food. We need the energy for the challenge!” Becky cheered as she gulped down her food.

“Lets hear it for food!” Kirsty cheered as they both started cheering about food.

“I’m not doing anymore magic tricks! I need to practice my ballet!” Tina yelled as she shut the door on Lauren.

“Anyone want to help me do magic tricks?” Lauren asked as the room became quiet “Fine, be that way!”

Jumping Monkey’s Cabin…

“Stop destroying everything in this cabin!” Keith yelled.

“Calm down. It doesn’t matter.” Aaron said as he pushed Keith down.

“Nice one.” Kayla commented as she gave Aaron a high five.

“I think I’ve discovered a new type of fish!” Emma cheered.

“No one cares.” Kayla commented.

“Shut it! I’m trying to read!” Diane yelled as she finished another book.

“The world doesn’t revolve around you! It revolves around me!” Yohan yelled as he polished his sunglasses.

“All campers report to the sky deck for challenge!” Chris announced over the mega phone.

At the Sky Deck…

“Okay campers, today’s challenge is a scavenger hunt. Each tem has a list of four items and first three teams to complete it win.

“Now begin, maggots!” Chef yelled as the teams grabbed their list and started running around the cruise ship.

“Myron and I will go look for the anchor.” Leah announced as they ran away.

“I’ll find the sunscreen bottle.” Austin said as he walked away.

“I guess I’ll take the duck tape and you take the rubber duck.” Max said as he and Felicia ran away.

“Disco Stu will take the disco ball!” Stu yelled as he ran away.

“I’ll take the boom box.” Brianna said as she danced away.

“Arrrrgg, I’ll take the monkey and you can take the bar of soap.” Conner said as he ran away and so did Sophia.

One Hour Later…

“I can’t find an anchor.” Myron commented.

“Lets take a break from that.” Leah said as she kissed Myron.

“I hear disco music!” Stu yelled as he ran into a room with Chef and Chris in it and Stu got on the stage and started discoing “I can boogie all day!”

“Go Stu, go Stu, go Stu.” Chris and Chef cheered.

“I have the boom box.” Brianna announced as she came back to the sky deck.

“I have the bar of soap ya’ll.” Sophia announced.

“I have a pair of pants.” Kirsty announced, “You do not want to know how I got this.”

“I have the cup of water.” Adam said.

“Where are you jump rope?” Becky asked herself as she passed a room filled with jump ropes “I found one!”

“I know where I can find a bunny.” Lauren commented as she pulled a monkey out of her hat.

“Thank you, mate!” Conner yelled as he grabbed the monkey from Lauren and ran back to sky deck.

“Aaron you and I need and alliance.” Kayla said.

“Sure, whatever.” Aaron replied as he grabbed a comb and a bowl “Lets go back to the sky deck.”

“I need that disco ball.” Stu announced as he grabbed the disco ball and ran to the sky deck.

“We win!” Brianna yelled cheerfully.

“Does anyone have sunscreen?” Austin asked.

“I do!” Lauren announced as she brought him her bottle of sunscreen.

“Thank you.” Austin said as e ran to the sky deck.

“Are you a bunny?” Lauren asked herself as she pulled a chicken out of her hat and then a mongoose and finally a bunny “I found a bunny!” “I found the duck tape and Felicia found the rubber duck. All we need is the anchor.” Max announced as he checked the list of items.

“Someone better find those two snobs!” Austin yelled as everyone ran to different places of the ship.

“I see a bowling bowl.” Tina mumbled to herself as she jumped onto Yohan “Oops.”

“Get off me!” Yohan yelled as she threw Tina to the ground “I know you want to be around but do not jump on me.”

“Whatever.” Tina replied as she spotted a real bowling ball and ran back to the sky deck.

“Yay! Are teams done!” Becky cheered.

“Go team!” Kirsty cheered.

“Diane, have you seen a book about a wizard?” Emma asked as they searched for a book.

“Shut it! I’m trying to read Harry Potter.” Diane rudely replied.

“Perfect.” Emma said as she snatched the book and started running to the sky deck.

“Give me back my book!” Diane screamed as she chased Emma.

“All we need is shirt.” Aaron commented as Keith walked back with no pants.

“Kirsty stole my pants.” Keith said.

“Well, since you already lost your pants it wouldn’t hurt to take off your shirt.” Kayla said as she started walking towards Keith

“Back off.” Keith said as he backed away.

“We should probably find that anchor now.” Myron commented.

“Yeah, your right.” Leah replied.

“There you two are! We need the anchor before the last team finds the last item.” Austin yelled.

“We have a shirt!” Aaron yelled as his team celebrated.

“We just lost thanks to you.” Austin said as he ran to his alliance “We’re voting Leah tonight.”

“Agreed.” Max said as he continued making a batch of brownies and Felicia nodded “It’s a good thing a brought a mini oven with me to the boat.”

At the campfire ceremony…

“I have four coconuts here and the first one goes to… Austin. Felicia and Myron, good job.” Chris said as he threw them coconuts “The last coconut goes to…



Max.”

“Why Leah?” Myron asked.

“You two lost us the challenge and she’s more annoying.” Austin replied happily.

“Don’t worry. I’m already rich.” Leah said as she kissed Myron and walked away with her bags.

“That was Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as the camera shut off.

Chapter 4 - The Total Drama Cruise Talent Show

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise, there was a scavenger hunt and Myron and Leah decided not to find their item and Leah was voted off in the end. What will happen this time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris announced as Chef delivered the breakfast “I just want to let you know Chef finally installed the confessional if you want to use it.

“Hey why don’t you do all the work!” Chef yelled as he delivered the breakfast.

Boogieing Cougar’s Cabin…

“Time to boogie!” Stu yelled as he turned on the stereo and started discoing.

“No one likes seventies music!” Brianna yelled as she threw a muffin at Stu.

“Ouch! That muffin is rock hard.” Stu yelled.

“Ya’ll got to stop arguing.” Sophia said trying to come them down.

“Aaaaarrrg! If you don’t shut up you will be walking the plank!” Connor threatened.

“Ooooh, I’m so scared.” Brianna said sarcastically.

Jumping Monkey’s Cabin…

“Who wants my autobiography? It’s not a published book but it’s about me and that’s why people want it.” Yohan announced as he showed everyone his book.

“Your book is called “You Wish You Were Me”. I think I’ll pass.” Aaron said as he threw his book at Yohan.

“I’ll take one of your books. It sounds interesting.” Keith said as he grabbed a book.

“You can also have my book.” Kayla said as she chucked the book at Keith.

“I’m reading!” Diane yelled.

“You can read my book.” Yohan said as he handed her a book.

“I’m not wasting my time reading you stupid book.” Diane said as she chucked his book out the window.

“Guess what I discovered! The fish I thought was a new type of fish was just a clownfish that somehow got painted red and the paints water proof.” Emma said as she started laughing about her big mistake.

“No one cares.” Aaron said as he took a bite of his muffin.

Lovable Panda’s Cabin…

“I miss Leah!” Myron cried.

“Do you want to be voted off next?” Austin asked as he threw out his breakfast.

“Yes.” Myron replied.

“Who wants some pancakes?” Max asked as his brought in a tray of pancakes.

“Theses are really good. Where did you get the ingredients?” Austin asked as Felicia ate some pancakes.

“I stole them from the kitchen.” Max said.

“Nice work.” Austin commented as he ate his pancakes.

Running Beaver’s Cabin…

“Yay! It’s time for breakfast!” Kirsty cheered.

“Two, four, six, eight what do we appreciate… breakfast!” Becky cheered.

“Who cares about breakfast?” Adam asked himself.

“Doesn’t Adam make you depressed?” Lauren asked as she put her deck of cards away.

“Yeah but that’s why I stay away from him as much as possible.” Tina replied as she turned on some classical music and started dancing.

“Campers, today’s challenge is a talent show. You will pick two campers from your team to perform ad Chef will judge one from ten and the three best scores win and the worst scores gets to give someone the boot.” Chris announced over his mega phone.

Lovable Panda’s Cabin…

“So who are our two performers?” Austin asked.

“Well I can cook some sort of food.” Max suggested.

“I miss Leah!” Myron cried.

“I miss Leah!” Myron confessed.

“Felicia, what can you do?” Austin asked as Felicia started juggling “Perfect! Max and Felicia will be are performers.” “It looks like are team has some pretty bad talents. I mean juggling isn’t that exciting and cooking isn’t a talent that is hard to learn.” Austin confessed.

Boogieing Cougar’s Cabin… “Brianna and I have a funky yet groovy dance.” Stu announced as he started discoing.

“Ya’ll can be in the show and I can milk a cow in less then twenty seconds.” Sophia said as she pretended to milk a cow.

“Where are you planning to get the cow?” Conner asked.

“I saw a couple cows in the janitors room.” Sophia replied.

“Aaaaargg, I’’ go steal a cow.” Conner said as he pulled out his plastic sword.

“Okay and now we have are two performers.” Sophia said as she kept pretending to milk a cow.

“I think are teams looking good.” Sophia confessed.

“I can wait to boogie in the talent show.” Stu confessed.

Running Beaver’s Cabin…

“I was so excited about the talent show! Finally a chance to show my ballet skills to the whole wide viewing world.” Tina confessed.

“So who’s performing for are team?” Kirsty asked.

“Well, Kirsty and I have a amazing cheer to do.” Becky announced as she took out her pom poms.

“I can dance some ballet.” Tina announced.

“I can perform some magic tricks.” Lauren announced.

“That means Adam has to pick the two people that will be in the talent show.” Becky said as everyone turned to Adam.

“I really wanted to get voted out so if I pick the worst performers I’ll maybe they will vote me out.” Adam confessed.

“I pick Lauren, Becky, and Kirsty.” Adam decided.

“Yay!” Becky and Kirsty cheered as they started dancing.

Jumping Monkey’s Cabin…

“I’ll make a picture with my spray paint.” Aaron said as he took out his bottles of spray paint.

“No way!” Keith yelled.

“I think you mean yes.” Kayla said as she made her hand into a fist.

“Sure why not is what I meant to say.” Keith said.

“I can do a really cool dance.” Yohan announced.

“Does anyone else want to perform?” Kayla asked as the room became quiet “Okay your in.”

“We have horrible performers especially Yohan.” Kayla confessed.

At the theater…

“First up we have the Boogieing Cougars.” Chris announced as Stu and Brianna got on the stage.

“Lets boogie!” Stu yelled as he started discoing and Brianna started breakdancing.

“That was horrible!” Chef Hatchet yelled.

“Oh no, he didn’t!” Brianna yelled.

“Oh yes I did!” Chef yelled back “I’ll give you a four. Next!”

“I’m going to milk this cow in fifteen seconds.” Sophia said as she started milking the cow and finished thirteen seconds later.

“Amazing! I’ll give you nine.” Chef announced.

“The Boogieing Cougars finish with thirteen points and now we have the Jumping Monkeys.” Chris announced.

“Ready for the best performance you will ever seen.” Aaron said as he made a skull and cross bones with his spray paint.

“Everyone hide it’s the Jolly Roger.” Conner yelled as he ran away.

“It’s okay I’ll give it a six.” Chef said as Yohan got on the stage.

“Ready for the master to dance?” Yohan asked as he did an amazing dance.

“Bets dance I’ve ever seen! You get a ten.” Chef announced.

“The Jumping Monkeys finish with sixteen points and now we have Running Beavers.” Chris announced as Becky and Kirsty got on stage.

“Two, four, six, eight who do we appreciate?” Becky asked.

“The Running Beavers!” Kirsty replied as they both started dancing.

“Wow, that was awful. You get a three.” Chef announced.

“At least we had fun dancing.” Becky commented as they ran off the stage.

“Now prepare to be dazzled. Pick a card.” Lauren said as Chef took a card “Is it the four of clubs?”

“Now it’s the two of diamonds and you get a two.” Chef announced.

“The Running Beavers finish with five points and now its time for the Lovable Pandas.” Chris announced, as Felicia got onstage and juggled.

“That was okay. I’ll give you a five.” Chef said, as Max got onstage and made a cake “Delicious! You get a nine!”

“The Lovable Pandas get a fourteen which means that Running Beavers need to vote someone off.” Chris announced.

“It’s so hard to vote someone off but I guess we need to vote of Lauren.” Kirsty decided.

“Yeah, she did get the lowest score.” Becky agreed.

“I have a deal for you two.” Adam said, “I need you two to vote me off.”

“Sure thing.” Lauren said.

“Why not.” Tina said.

“I can’t wait to get off this boat.” Adam confessed.

“I don’t know why he wants to be voted off but I’m not complaining.” Tina confessed

At the campfire ceremony…

“I have four coconuts here and they got to Becky and Kirsty. Tina gets a coconut and the final coconut goes to…




Lauren.” Chris announced as Adam walked across the Sky Deck of Shame

“Wait Adam! I love you!” Kirsty announced as she ran up to him and kissed him.

“Okay.” Adam said as he got onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“I did not see that coming.” Chris said “Anyways, what will happen next time on Total Drama Cruise.”

Chapter 5 - Who Likes Arcade Games?

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the challenge was a talent show and the Running Beavers lost and Adam voted himself off.” Chris said as the show started.

Running Beaver’s Cabin…

“Why don’t we just forget about last night.” Becky said.

“Agreed.” Kirsty replied.

“Two, four, six, eight!” Becky cheered.

“Who do we appreciate?” Kirsty cheered.

“Breakfast!” Kirsty and Becky both cheered as they ate some breakfast.

“Pick a card, any card.” Lauren said.

“Forget it!” Tina yelled as she ran into a different room.

Boogieing Cougar’s Cabin…

“We rocked the talent show!” Brianna said.

“We were groovy!” Stu agreed.

“You were great.” Sophia agreed.

“Arrrrrggg. The breakfast is going to walk the plank.” Conner said as he dumped the breakfast out the window.

“That’s not a bad idea.” Brianna commented as she dumped some breakfast out of the window.

Lovable Panda’s Cabin…

“Where is the disgusting slop?” Myron asked.

“I have totally gotten over Leah.” Myron confessed.

“Right now it’s in the trash can.” Austin replied as Max whipped up some waffles as Felicia juggled.

“Well, anything’s better than Chef’s slop.” Myron said.

“That’s so true.” Austin agreed.

Jumping Monkey’s Cabin…

“Who wants to talk to me?” Yohan asked.

“Not in a million years!” Kayla replied.

“How about I do this.” Aaron said as he gave Yohan a wedgie.

“That’s not nice!” Keith yelled.

“Shut it!” Aaron yelled as he gave Keith a wedgie.

“I’ve named my fish Susan.” Emma announced as she put her painted fish into a bowl.

“All of you shut it! I’m trying to read!” Diane yelled as she finished a book.

“Everyone report to the arcade for the challenge.” Chris announced over the megaphone.

At the arcade…

“Today’s challenge is arcade games. There will be three arcade games and you pick one member from your team to compete and the winning team is invincible.” Chris said.

“The first game is Fast and Furious! Now get to work!” Chef yelled.

“I rock at this game.” Aaron said as he got on the driving seat.

“I’ll do this game.” Austin said.

“I’ll do this one.” Brianna said as she got on the driving seat.

“You do it.” Kirsty said.

“No, you do it.” Becky said

“I’ll do it.” Lauren said as everyone started driving.

“We have to make sure Aaron wins.” Kayla said “Yohan go push everyone else off their seat.”

“Sure thing.” Yohan said as he started walking toward everyone but he tripped and ran into Aaron.

“Watch it!” Aaron said as he tumbled to the floor.

“Idiot.” Kayla mumbled to herself.

“Look how good I am!” Lauren cheered as she turned the steering wheel.

“Actually you just crashed into a building and ran over three people.” Tina commented.

“Finished!” Austin announced.

“The first team safe is Lovable Pandas and now the challenge is Dance, Dance Revolution.” Chris announced.

“I’m so doing this!” Stu said as he ran onto the dance pad.

“I’ll do it.” Yohan said.

“You do it Becky!” Kirsty demanded.

“Sure thing!” Becky replied as everyone started dancing.

“You can’t beat the boogie master.” Stu said as he danced.

“Oh yeah!” Yohan said as he messed up on every arrow.

“The winner is… Becky!” Chris announced, “The final round is wrestling match.”

“I’m doing it.” Kayla demanded.

“Go ahead.” Diane said without paying attention.

“I love this game.” Sophia said as the match started

“You’re going down!” Kayla yelled as she tried to punch Sophia’s character but kept missing.

“I’ll show you my special move.” Sophia said as she beat up Kayla’s character and threw her off the cage and onto the ref.

“The losing team is the Jumping Monkey’s, which means that they have to vote someone off.” Chris announced.

“Aaron we’re voting off Diane.” Kayla said.

“Whatever.” Aaron replied

At the sky deck…

“I have coconuts for Aaron and Kayla. Good work, Emma. Now we have Keith, Diane, and Yohan and the next coconut goes to Keith. The final coconut goes to…





Yohan. Which means Diane its your time to leave.” Chris announced.

“Bye Diane.” Kayla said as Diane started leaving.

“Now I can finish more books.” Diane said as she got on the Life Boat of Losers.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris said as the camera turned off.

Chapter 6 - We're Stranded!

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the challenge was arcade games and the Jumping Monkeys stunk and Diane was voted out. What will happen this time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as the show started.

“Are you ready to leave?” Chef asked from off screen.

“Lets go.” Chris said as Chef and Chris left to go somewhere.

Two Hours Later…

“Where is Chris? He should of brought are breakfast a hour ago.” Brianna said as she searched for Chris.

“If he’s not here in two minutes I’m going to pound him.” Kayla said.

“I want a piece of this.” Aaron said as he cracked his knuckles.

“Calm down.” Keith said as he tried to hold down Aaron.

“Get off of me!” Aaron yelled as he threw Keith against the wall.

“I have an idea to pace the time.” Stu said as he got on a stage.

“What might that be?” Conner asked.

“Let’s boogie!” Stu yelled as he turned on a boom box and started discoing.

“Come on Kirsty!” Becky yelled as she got on the stage and started doing a cheer routine.

“Okay!” Kirtsy cheered as she started dancing on stage.

“Make way for the master.” Yohan said as he got on stage and started dancing.

“Go Yohan, go Yohan, go Yohan!” everyone cheered.

“Who wants to see my new discovery?” Emma asked as she brought a fish tank into the room.

“No!” everyone yelled.

“How about I walk the runway.” Austin suggested as he got on stage.

“Yes!” all the girls yelled.

“What if I walk the runway?” Yohan asked.

“No!” all the girls yelled as Felicia shook her head.

“I’ll pay you to go away!” Myron yelled as he took out a wad of cash.

“Deal.” Yohan said as he grabbed the cash and ran away.

“Pick a card.” Lauren said.

“For the last time, no!” Tina yelled as she ran away.

“Maybe we should check the captain’s area to find Chris.” Brianna suggested.

“Disco Stu will go while boogieing.” Stu said as he ran to the captain’s area to see that no ones there and they were about to crash into an iceberg.

“So what did you see mate?” Conner asked.

“The bad news is that Chris isn’t here and were about to crash into iceberg but the good news is that I look groovy.” Stu said as everyone started panicking.

“This is like a movie I saw.” Tina commented.

“No one cares! Go to the life boats!” Aaron yelled as everyone ran to the lifeboats.

“This doesn’t make sense. Why is an iceberg near Hawaii.” Emma commented as everyone got into lifeboats.

“We’re safe!” Becky cheered.

“Not yet.” Kayla said as a huge wave came and knocked into all of them.

Three Hours Later…

“What happened?” Brianna asked herself as she woke up to see Stu, Aaron, Felicia, and Max knocked out next to her.

“I need food.” Max said as he woke up.

“Go search for one chef.” Brianna replied as Max started searching for food.

“Lets boogie!” Stu yelled as he woke up.

“Not now!” Brianna yelled as he hit Stu with a branch and knocked him out again.

“Wow. That was cruel.” Aaron commented as he woke and Felicia nodded as she woke up.

“Well, who wants to boogie when were stranded?” Brianna asked.

A Different Island…

“Where am I?” Emma asked as she woke up to find Kayla, Austin, Tina, Becky, and Kirtsy.

“I think were stranded.” Kirtsy commented.

“At least were stranded together!” Becky cheered.

“Shut it!” Kayla yelled.

“I’ll go get food with Tina.” Austin said as he started walking.

“Sure.” Tina said as she followed Austin.

Another Island…

“What just happened?” Keith asked as he woke up to find Sophia, Yohan, Lauren, and Myron.

“Were stranded, idiot.” Myron replied.

“That was rude.” Keith commented.

“Were stranded! What does it matter?” Myron asked loudly.

“Be quiet or I’ll make you disappear!” Lauren yelled as they both started laughing, “You guys are really mean.”

“I’m not mean. I’m just super cool.” Yohan said as he woke up.

“Why can’t ya’ll get along?” Sophia asked.

“The reason is that those two are idiots.” Myron commented.

“Someone get food!” Lauren yelled.

“Not me.” Keith said.

“Not me.” Myron said.

“I’ll do it.” Sophia mumbled as she walked away.

On a Lifeboat…

“Aaaarrggg. What happened to everyone? Where am I?” Conner asked himself “I think I’m stranded.”

“On the First Island…

“I can’t believe you found all this fruit.” Brianna commented.

“Nice work.” Aaron commented as Felicia nodded.

“This is the grooviest fruit salad I’ve ever eaten!” Stu announced.

“Thanks everyone. It was hard to make but it’s worth it.” Max said as they all ate the salad.

On the Second Island…

“So all you found was two bananas.” Yohan said disappointedly.

“This island barely has any food.” Austin commented.

“There were only two bananas in that tree.” Tina said as she cut the banana into slices.

“Any food is good enough for us!” Becky cheered.

“Its true!” Kirtsy agreed.

“You guys are pathetic.” Kayla said.

“Are not.” Kirsty argued.

“Are to.” Kayla argued.

On the Third Island…

“Did you find any food?” Keith asked.

“No.” Sophia replied.

“Good job Captain Clueless.” Myron said.

“Well while don’t you find some food!” Sophia yelled.

“Calm down everyone!” Lauren yelled.

“No!” everyone yelled back.

“Hello campers report to the boat.” Chris yelled in a helicopter.

“What boat?” Brianna asked as a boat parked next to each island.

One Hour Later…

“Well, today’s challenge was to see what happened when you guys got stranded.” Chris said.

“While you maggots were sleeping we put you on to another boat and made it crash and then we made sure that you guys made it to an island.” Chef announced.

“Except for Conner who is now eliminated from this show.” Chris said.

“Does that mean we’re all safe?” Sophia asked.

“Of course not. The island that got along the worst is going to vote someone off.” Chris replied, “That Island is island number three!”

“Lauren, I’ll give you a hundred bucks to vote out Keith.” Myron said.

“Sure.” Lauren replied.

At the Sky Deck…

“I have coconuts for Lauren and Sophia. Also Yohan gets one. The final coconut goes to…






Myron.” Chris announced.

“Well it’s been nice to be here.” Keith said.

“See you later Keith.” Sophia said as she gave him a hug.

“Whatever.” Yohan said as Keith walked across the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“On Total Drama Cruise next week we have a surprise but you have to wait to find out what happens next on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled.

“Someone help me!” Conner yelled as he crawled into a corner of the boat as the camera turned off.

Chapter 7 - Team Switch

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the boat sank and the camper were stranded on three different island and island three lost. In the end Keith was voted out. Find out what happens on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris announced as Chef started delivering breakfast.

Boogieing Cougar’s Cabin…

“Dance party!” Stu yelled as everyone started boogieing.

“Like my moves?” Brianna asked as she beaked danced.

“What kind of dance is that?” Stu asked Sophia.

“Its called milking the cow.” Sophia replied as she moved her hands up and downs.

Lovable Panda’s Cabin…

“Cook faster!” Austin yelled as Max cooked their breakfast.

“Come down!” Max yelled down as he gave everyone money.

“How much should I pay you for this?” Myron asked as he took out his wallet.

“Nothi…” Max started as Austin nudged him “I mean one hundred.”

“Sure.” Myron said as he gave him a hundred dollars and Max gave some to Felicia and Austin.

Running Beaver’s Cabin…

“I love breakfast, yes I do! I love breakfast, how about you?” Becky cheered.

“Go breakfast!” Kirsty cheered.

“Pick a…” Lauren started.

“No!” Tina yelled back as she started doing ballet.

Jumping Monkey’s Cabin…

“Finally, Keith is gone!” Aaron cheered.

“Thank god he’s gone!” Kayla cheered.

“What does it matter? What matters is that I’m here.” Yohan said.

“Shut it.” Aaron said as he pushed Yohan.

“Who wants to here what I learned about fishes?” Emma asked.

“Not me.” Aaron said.

“No way.” Kayla replied.

“Unless its about me than no.” Yohan replied.

“All campers report to the sky deck.” Chris said over the loud speaker.

At the Sky Deck…

“I decided that to make it interesting we are going to switch the teams.” Chris announced.

“Aaron, Tina, Sophia, Myron, and Emma are on the Sleeping Snails.” Chef announced.

“Max, Felicia, Kirsty, Becky, and Stu are on the Dancing Ducks.” Chris said.

“I was so excited that’s I’m not on Lauren’s team anymore.” Tina confessed as she danced.

“I can’t believe I’m with Becky again!” Kirsty cheered.

“Austin, Brianna, Yohan, Lauren, and Kayla are on the Creepy Cats.” Chris announced, “Now report back in an area for the challenge.”

One Hour Later…

“Today’s challenge is a quiz about random things.” Chris said, “There are five questions and you choose one person to answer it and the team with the least points gets to vote someone off.”

“Pick your people, maggots!” Chef demanded as Aaron, Becky, and Lauren went up.

“The first topic is Nintendo. What was the first Nintendo console out?” Chris asked as Aaron and Becky wrote down NES and Lauren wrote down 64.

“The answer is the NES!” Chef announced.

“The second topic is sports. Which team won the 1943 World Series.” Chris asked as Yohan wrote Yohan.

“I knew who won the World Series because Jordan told everyone who won the World Series in the 1940’s.” Max confessed.

“Hurry up!” Chef yelled as Max put down Yankees and Sophia put down Bears.

“First of all the Bears are a football team and Max is the only one who gets a point.” Chris announced.

“Oh yeah!” Max cheered.

“Topic three is Countries. What is the capital of Burundi?” Chris asked as Emma wrote down Bujumbura, Stu wrote down boogie, and Austin didn’t write anything.

“The answer is Bujumbura.” Chef announced.

“Topic four is Pudding. Which flavor of pudding is the best?” Chris asked as Kirsty, Kayla, and Myron wrote down chocolate pudding.

“The answer is chocolate.” Chris said.

“The last topic is Spongebob. Who is Spongebob’s boating teacher?” Chris asked as Tina wrote Mr. Krabs and Brianna and Felicia wrote down Mrs. Puff.

“The answer is Mrs. Puff.” Chef announced.

“The two winners are… the Dancing Ducks and the Sleeping Snails.” Chris announced.

At the Campfire…

“I have coconuts for Brianna and Kayla.” Chris announced “Another one goes to Lauren. The final coconut goes to…





Yohan.”

“But why?” Austin asked.

“You didn’t even try to do the challenge.” Lauren said.

“At least Yohan wrote something down.” Kayla replied.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris announced as the camera shut off.

Chapter 8 - Lets Have a Treasure Hunt

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise we switched the teams and they had to answer questions but I won’t be running this challenge.” Chris announced as Chef started delivering breakfast.

Sleeping Snail’s Cabin…

“Who wants to study fish with me?” Emma asked as she took out a microscope.

“No one does.” Aaron said.

“Who wants to see my fish?” Emma asked everyone else.

“No way.” Myron replied.

“Defiantly not.” Tina said as she practiced her ballet.

“Sure.” Sophia replied.

“See, you were wrong!” Emma announced.

Dancing Duck’s Cabin…

“Lets boogie, oogie, oogie!” Stu yelled as he turned on a boom box

“That boom box wasn’t here when five minutes ago.” Max said as Felicia nodded in agreement.

“Lets dance!” Kirsty cheered.

“Yeah!” Becky cheered.

Creepy Cat’s Cabin…

“I’m not eating this garbage.” Kayla said.

“I’m with you sister.” Brianna said.

“Who wants to help me with my magic?” Lauren asked.

“No one wants to help you. Everyone wants to help me.” Yohan said.

“Okay maggots, report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chef announced.

Sky Deck…

“Chris is who know where. So I am running this challenge. Is that clear?” Chef asked loudly.

“Sir yes sir!” everyone replied.

“So we are going to put everyone on an island and you each have a chest. Another team will try to steal it so the Sleeping Snails are stealing from the Dancing Ducks and they’re stealing from the Creepy Cats and they’re stealing from the Sleeping Snails.” Chef explained as the boat pulled up to an island “If you mange to steal the chest before times up your team is safe.”

“Yo, team over here.” Aaron said as his team ran somewhere with the chest.

“What are you doing?” Tina asked.

“I’m digging a hole to put the chest in.” Aaron said as he dug hole.

“Well, I’m taking a nap.” Myron demanded as he lied down on the sand.

“Well I guess everyone else will find the other chest.” Emma said as she left with Tina and Sophia.

“Stu will guard the chest with his awesome dance moves!” Stu announced as he showed off his moves.

“Great. You and the pep squad will stay back here while me and Felicia go get the chest.” Max said.

“This is how it’s going to work. Yohan and I will stay on defense while Lauren and Brianna go look for the chest.” Kayla demanded.

“I didn’t want to stay alone with Yohan but I did because he’s to fat to go on offense.” Kayla confessed.

“I found them.” Sophia announced.

“Shhhhhh. They might here you.” Tina whispered.


“I think I heard something.” Kirsty said.

“Lets take a look.” Becky said as they walked towards the bush and Tina and Emma jumped out and grabbed them.

“Tie them up good.” Tina said as Emma and Sophia tied them up and covered their mouths.

“Now attack!” Sophia announced as they charged at Stu.

“Time to boogie!” Stu yelled as he did the disco and hit Tina in the head knocking her out.

“Retreat!” Emma yelled as they ran back to their base.

“You failed?” Aaron asked madly as he walked away to find Stu.

“I see the team but I don’t see the chest.” Brianna commented as they looked at the Sleeping Snails base.

“Lets take a closer look.” Lauren suggested as they took a step forward and fell into a pit.

“We caught someone!” Emma announced.

“Attack!” Max yelled as they charged into Aaron.

“Wrong team!” Aaron yelled as he walked away.

“Sorry.” Max said as he and Felicia walked away.

“Give me your chest.” Aaron said to Stu.

“Disco time!” Stu yelled as he started discoing but Aaron grabbed him and flipped him over.

“Thanks for the chest.” Aaron said as he walked back to his base.

“Lift me up.” Lauren said as Brianna lifter her out of the hole and she got up and grabbed the chest and ran away.

“What about me?” Brianna asked.

“I can’t sleep with all this racket!” Myron said as he walked into the pit and fell on Brianna.

“Just great.” Brianna mumbled.

“Well it looks like the Dancing Ducks lose!” Chef announced “I’ll see you at the sky deck later.”

“Hey, Felicia lets continue are alliance and vote for Stu.” Max said as she nodded in agreement.

At the sky deck…

“I have coconuts for Max and Kirsty. Another one goes to Becky. The final coconut goes to…









Stu.” Chef said as Felicia hung her head.

“Bye Felicia.” Max said as Felicia grabbed her bags and walked across the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chef yelled “Not like I care though.”

Chapter Nine- Two Random Challenges

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the challenge was a treasure hunt. Stu managed to knock someone out and Myron fell on Brianna. The Dancing Ducks lost and Felicia was voted out found out what’s going to happen on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as Chef handed the breakfast.

Sleepy Snail’s Cabin…

“Fishes are stupid.” Aaron commented.

“Stop insulting fishes!” Emma yelled.

“Why should I stop insulting the stupid fishes?” Aaron asked.

“I’ve had enough about you insulting fishes!” Emma yelled furiously.

“What are you going to do about it?” Aaron asked.

“This!” Emma yelled.

“She’s going to blow!” Tina yelled as her, Sophia, and Myron jumped behind the couch.

“Fishes are cool!” Emma yelled as she grabbed everyone’s breakfast and through it all over the room.

“Just wanted to see what’s going on.” Chris said as he popped is head into the cabin “Clean up in the Sleeping Snail’s Cabin.”

“I’m coming!” Chef yelled.

“I don’t know what I did but I think it was bad.” Emma confessed.

“Emma went crazy and almost got my clothes dirty. She is so going next” Myron confessed.

Dancing Duck’s Cabin…

“I love dancing yes I do! I love dancing how about you?” Kirsty cheered.

“I love dancing yes I do! I love dancing how about you?” Becky cheered.

“I love to boogie, oogie, oogie! Lets boogie!” Stu cheered as he turned on the boom box and started discoing.

“I hate this team.” Max mumbled to himself “Never give me any peace.”

Creepy Cat’s Cabin…

“Everyone get in line and you can get an autograph of me!” Yohan announced.

“No one will ever want your autograph.” Kayla said.

“Its one hundred percent true.” Brianna said.

“You two are just to shy to get my autograph. I completely understand.” Yohan said as he put away his pen.

“That’s right. We’re to shy.” Kayla said sarcastically.

“I’ll get your autograph if you help me with a magic trick.” Lauren said as she pulled out some cards.

“No way.” Yohan said

“Campers please report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chris said over the loud speakers.

At the sky deck…

“Today’s challenge is two random things. Each round you will pick two people to do the challenge and the winning pair will win invincibility for their team. Now pick two people.” Chris said as Kirsty, Becky, Kayla, Yohan, Emma, and Aaron stepped up.

“The first part is an underwater race. The first person will pogo stick to the second person who will run to finish while balancing an egg on their nose. If they drop the egg they have to go back to the beginning. Then the first pair to swim back to sure wins.” Chef announced as he knocked everyone into the water.

“Now go!” Chris yelled as Kirsty, Kayla, and Emma grabbed a pogo stick and started bouncing.

“This screen will show you who’s in first second and third.” Chef explained as the screen showed Kayla in first, Emma in second, and Kirsty in third.

“You can do it, Kirsty!” Becky cheered as Kayla tagged Yohan who dropped the egg immediately.

“Go!” Emma yelled as Aaron grabbed the egg and started running.

“Lets boogie Dancing Ducks!” Stu cheered as the screen show Aaron in first, Yohan in second, and Becky in third.

“Hurry up, slowpoke!” Kayla yelled as Yohan dropped the egg.

“Go Becky!” Kirsty cheered as she tagged Becky and she started sprinting.

“Come on, Yohan.” Brianna said as the screen show Aaron in first, Becky in second, and Yohan in third.

“She’s catching up!” Emma yelled as Becky caught up with Aaron.

“I got it.” Aaron said as he tripped Becky and she dropped her egg and a whistle blew from nowhere.

“Foul on Aaron. Twenty yard penalty.” Chris announced as he appeared from nowhere in a referee shirt.

“Twenty yards is behind the starting line!” Aaron complained.

“Arguing with the referee. How about a fifty yard penalty.” Chris announced as he waved a colorful flag.

“Your going down!” Aaron yelled as he charged at Chris.

“Attacking the referee! One hundred yard penalty!” Chris announced as Aaron tackled him “Back up!”

“I got him!” Chef yelled as he came out of nowhere in a football uniform and charged at Aaron.

“Take this!” Aaron yelled as he beat up Chef.

“Back up!” Chef yelled as an army appeared.


“I’m doomed.” Aaron mumbled as the other contestants crossed the finish line.

“Well wasn’t that fun.” Chris said as he came back to the surface “The second challenge is water skiing. One person will drive and one will try to catch balloons but some are filled with bombs.”

“Now get moving!” Chef yelled as Stu, Max, Sophia, Tina, Brianna, and Lauren got set up.

“Begin!” Chris yelled as Sophia, Max, and Brianna started the boats.

“Stu can boogie and catch balloons.” Stu said as he caught a balloon.

“Lower.” Lauren said as she caught a balloon with a bomb in it.

“Get rid of that balloon!” Brianna yelled.

“I will make this balloon disappear.” Lauren said as she tapped the balloon and it vanished “It worked!”

“Were did this balloon come from.” Tina asked.

“Just keep it.” Sophia suggested as the balloon blew up and it blew up the boat.

“Stu has succeeded.” Stu cheered as he finished with four balloons.

“I did it!” Lauren cheered as she finished with two balloons.

“We lost.” Tina mumbled as they finished with zero balloons.

“I’ll see you later, Sleeping Snails.” Chris said.

“Tina, Myron remember how Emma went psycho at breakfast we should vote her out.

“Sure.” Tina said as Myron nodded.

“I didn’t really care who got voted off as long as it’s not me.” Tina confessed.

At the sky deck…

“I see five people but only four coconuts.” Chris said “One for Myron and one for Sophia. The next one goes to Tina. The final coconut goes to


Aaron. Emma, you are out,” Chris tossed her the last coconut.

“Bye, Emma,” Tina waved as Emma walked away.

Chapter 10 - A New Type of Shuffleboard

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise we ran out of challenges so we made two random ones. In the end fish girl or Emma was eliminated for going psycho.” Chris announced as Chef delivered breakfast.

Sleeping Snail’s Cabin…

“I want broiled lobster!” Myron complained.

“Sorry, all we got is a knuckle sandwich.” Aaron said as he punched Myron.

“That wasn’t nice!” Sophia yelled.

“Do you want one too?” Aaron asked as he raised his fist.

“Take Tina!” Sophia yelled as she pushed Tina in front of her.

“Sure.” Aaron said as he punched Tina and she dodged it with a pirouette.

“Is that all you got?” Tina asked as Aaron threw some more punches and she dodged it with ballet moves.

“Forget it!” Aaron yelled as he walked away.

Dancing Duck’s Cabin…

“What are you looking at?” Max asked as peered over Stu’s shoulder.

“I got this fan mail. Someone drew this boogie-tastic picture.” Stu replied as he showed everyone his picture of himself.

“Its amazing!” Becky squeaked.

“Its super amazing!” Kirtsy squeaked.

“Lets boogie!” Stu cheered as everyone started discoing.

“I can never get quiet in here.” Max mumbled.

Creepy Cat’s Cabin…

“I’d like to let you know that my website is up and running.” Yohan announced.

“What’s it about?” Lauren asked.

“Me.” Yohan replied.

“There’s a shock.” Brianna said.

“No one cares about you!” Kayla yelled as she pushed Yohan down.

“That’s what people say to make them feel more popular than me.” Yohan commented as he stood back up.

“That doesn’t even make sense!” Kayla yelled.

“Campers, report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chris announced.

At the sky deck…

“Today’s challenge is shuffle board but the producers wanted a more exciting challenge. So we made the shuffleboard set really big so one person can ride and steer it while three others can push it.” Chris announced as he showed everyone the giant shuffleboard.

“The other teams can throw random objects at the guy driving” Chef announced as he gave each team a trashcan.

“So up first is the… Creepy Cats.” Chris announced, “Now pick someone to drive.”

“So we know its not Yohan or Brianna.” Kayla commented.

“Agreed.” Lauren agreed, “How about you go?” Lauren asked as Kayla reluctantly got on the disk.

“One, two, push!” Brianna yelled as Yohan fell over and they pushed barely one foot.

“Were switching!” Kayla demanded as Lauren got on the disk.

“Push!” Kayla yelled as she pushed Yohan into the disk and Lauren steered it into the eight points section.

“That was mean!” Brianna yelled as she helped Yohan up.

“It worked, didn’t it.” Kayla commented.

“Yeah, you’re right.” Brianna agreed as she threw Yohan into the disk.

“Watch out!” Kayla yelled as Aaron, Tina, and Sophia threw trash at Lauren.

“I’m out of control!” Lauren yelled as her disk went over a banana peel and landed in the four points section.

“One, two, three!” Kayla yelled as they pushed Yohan into the disk and Lauren landed on five points.

“Next is the Dancing Ducks.” Chris announced.

“I say Becky because she’s the smallest.” Max said as Becky got onto the disk.

“Let Stu handle this.” Stu said as he started discoing and hit the disk with his hand and Becky dodged all the trash and landed in the ten points area.

“Go Stu!” Kirsty cheered as Stu did the same thing again.

“Left.” Becky mumbled to herself as she dodge the trash Kayla threw and landed in the nine points area.

“I got this.” Stu said as he used his disco power to hit the disk again.

“Take this!” Tina yelled as she threw a half eaten donut into Becky’s face.

“Ewwwww!” Becky complained as she landed into the minus ten points area.

“Finally, we have the Sleeping Snails.” Chris said.

“I’ll do it.” Tina said as she got onto the disk.

“I’ll push it.” Aaron said as he kicked the disk and made it zoom past the triangle.

“Let me try.” Sophia said as she pushed it and Tina drove it right into the wall.

“Smooth.” Aaron mumbled as he pushed it lightly and Tina drove it onto the four points area.

“The losers are the Sleeping Snails with four points.” Chris announced.

At the campfire ceremony…

“I have three coconuts here but there are four of you. The first one goes to Sophia and another one goes to Aaron. Tina and Myron the final coconut goes to…






Myron.” Chris announced.

“Why me? Myron didn’t do anything.” Tina said as she got up.

“We didn’t let Myron do anything.” Sophia said.

“Also, you stunk at driving.” Aaron said s Tina walked across the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris announced as the camera shut off.


Chapter 11 - Total Drama Cruise Idol

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the campers did a shuffleboard challenge and the Sleeping Snails lost and Tina was eliminated.” Chris announced as Chef delivered the breakfast.

Sleeping Snail’s Cabin…

“Stupid breakfast.” Aaron mumbled as he threw his breakfast out the window.

“You should eat so you’ll have some energy.” Sophia said as she bit into a rock solid muffin “Ow! My tooth!”

“I’ll call a dentist.” Myron said as he took out his cell phone.

“How did he get that on the ship?” Aaron asked as Chef barged into the room.

“Looks like she has a couple chipped teeth. Probably from my breakfast but to avoid lawsuits she’s going to have to be at my dentist office all day.” Chef announced.

“But we need her.” Myron complained.

“Well you should of thought of that before you let her eat my breakfast.” Chef argued as he took Sophia away.


Dancing Duck’s Cabin…

“Stu is going to boogie!” Stu cheered as he discoed.

“Tell us something we don’t know.” Max mumbled as he started cooking something.

“Turn that frown upside down!” Kirsty cheered as she knocked over the boiling water onto Max.

“Ouch!” Max yelled.

“I think he has third degree burn.” Becky commented.

“Stu will get help.” Stu said as Chef ran into the room.

“Lets go.” Chef mumbled, “It’s been real busy today.”

“See you later!” Kirsty squeaked.

Creepy Cat’s Cabin…

“Okay, pull a rabbit out of my hat.” Lauren begged as Brianna pulled a badger out of his hat.

“I don’t think that’s a rabbit.” Brianna said.

“No, it’s a badger dressed as a rabbit.” Kayla said as she pulled a badger tail off the rabbit.

“I had a rabbit. I called him Yohan.” Yohan said.

“What a surprise.” Kayla said sarcastically.

“Campers, please report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chris announced over the loud speakers.

At the sky deck…

“Hey, where’s Sophia?” Kirsty asked as the Sleeping Snails arrived.

“Where’s Max?” Aaron asked back.

“Touché.” Kirsty replied.

“As you see we had a couple accidents.” Chris said “Anyways today’s challenge is song choosing.”

“You will pick a song for another one of your teammates this round.” Chef announced.

“I’ll give you an hour to pick the song.” Chris announced as the campers went back to the cabins.

“This is to easy.” Aaron said as he picked his song.

“I got an idea.” Myron said.

“This is the perfect song for Becky!” Kirsty cheered.

“Come back to the sky deck campers. The Sleeping Snails will go first.” Chris announced as Aaron and Myron got on stage.

“I picked White and Nerdy by Weird Al.” Aaron announced as the song started playing in the background.

“That’s like perfect for him.” Chris said, “I’ll give it a nine out of ten.”

“I chose Boys in the Hood by Easy E.” Myron said.

“Not to good. I’ll give it a four out of ten.” Chris said, “No the Dancing Ducks.”

“I picked Smile by Uncle Kracker for Becky!” Kirsty cheered.

“The title’s good but did you listen to the lyrics?” Chris asked.

“Actually, well, uh, no.” Kirsty replied.

“Then you get a five.” Chris replied as Becky stepped onto the stage.

“I picked Dancing Queen from Mamma Mia for Kirsty!” Becky cheered.

“I can believe that. I’ll give it a eight.” Chris announced.

“I picked Party in the U.S.A by Myley Cyrus for Kirsty.” Stu said.

“Okay choice. I give it a seven.” Chris replied.

“I picked Evil Woman from Xanadu for Kayla.” Brianna said.

“That’s good choice. I give it a nine.” Chris announced.

“I picked Fat by Weird Al for Yohan.” Kayla said.

“Good choice. I give it a seven.” Chris announced.

“I picked Magic by Heartbeat city for Lauren.” Yohan announced.

“Okay, so I’ll give it a six.” Chris said.

“I picked Respect by Aretha Franklin for Brianna.” Lauren said.

“Good choice. I give it an eight.” Chris replied.

“Now maggots, the three of you who have the top score are going to have a dance off.” Chef announced as Aaron, Becky, and Brianna got onto the stage, “Now dance!”

“I’ll show you how to dance.” Brianna said as she spun in a circle on the floor.

“Amazing.” Aaron said as he kicked Brianna out of the way and started break dancing.

“Two, four six, eight!” Becky cheered as she did a cheerleader routine.

“Wow this is all really sad so Becky loses.” Chris announced.

“Lets vote for Max.” Kirsty said.

“Okay!” Becky cheered as she continued to dance.

“You can stop.” Kirsty said.

At the campfire…

“So first, Max is immune for being injured.” Chris started.

“What!” Becky and Kirsty yelled at the same time.

“So I have a coconut for Max.” Chris started as he threw a coconut to Max “Good work Stu. The final coconut goes to…







Becky.”

“Why Kirsty?” Becky whined.

“You have to do this for us.” Kirsty said as she gave Becky a hug and went onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“I miss you!” Becky yelled.

“I miss you more!” Kirsty yelled back from the boat.

“This seems slightly familiar.” Max whispered to Stu.

“I know.” Stu replied.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris announced.

Chapter 12 - Alien Onboard the Ship

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the campers picked songs for other campers. There were a couple of accidents but hopefully no lawsuits and in the end Kirsty was voted out.” Chris announced as Chef delivered the breakfasts.

Sleeping Snail’s Cabin…

“Okay everyone my tooth is all fixed!” Sophia cheered.

“Yay.” Myron said sarcastically.

“Do you want a muffin?” Aaron asked as he handed her one of Chef’s muffins.

“Sure.” Sophia said as she went to take a bight out of the muffin “Wait a minute. I don’t want a muffin!”

“Okay then.” Aaron said as he threw the muffin at Myron.

“Watch it!” Myron yelled as he jumped out of the way.

Dancing Duck’s Cabin…

“I miss Kirsty!” Becky cried.

“Shut it!” Max yelled as he threw some breakfast at her.

“That’s not nice!” Becky cried as the breakfast hit her.

“I know how to make you feel better.” Stu said.

“How?” Becky asked.

“Lets boogie!” Stu said as everyone started dancing.

“This does make me feel better!” Becky said happily as she danced.

Creepy Cat’s Cabin…

“Who wants to see my new magic trick?” Lauren asked.

“No one does!” Kayla yelled.

“Maybe later.” Lauren said as she put her cards away.

“Does anyone want a link to my website?” Yohan asked.

“No way.” Brianna replied.

“Everyone report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chris announced over the loud speakers.

At the sky deck…

“Well first I like to congratulate you for making the merge.” Chris announced as everyone clapped and cheered.

“What was that?” Stu asked as there was a big thump.

“Down there!” Brianna yelled as everyone looked to see a man sitting on a lifeboat.

“That’s Conner!” Max yelled.

“Pull him up!” Chris announced as some interns went down to get him “We’ll start the challenge later.”

Two hours later…

“So we decided to let Conner compete in the show as long as he doesn’t sue us.” Chris announced “So anyways the challenge is that there’s a alien on the ship and you probably don’t want to mess with him.”

“There’s no such things as aliens.” Aaron said.

“Its Chef dressed as an alien and if you get caught you don’t win invincibility. If you weren’t found in two hours you’re invincible.” Chris announced as everyone started running in different places “If you find someone and lead Chef to him you get invincibility.”

“Perfect.” Aaron mumbled as he walked under Chris’s bed.

“Where to hide?” Myron asked himself as he ran to a closet.

“Occupied.” Sophia said as she shut the door.

“Maybe here.” Myron mumbled as he ducked under the table.

“Someone’s here.” Brianna said as she pushed Myron out from under the table.

“No one will be here.” Myron mumbled as he opened a shower curtain.

“You’re pathetic.” Chef said as he caught Myron and put a sticker on him that said “I’ve been caught.”

“No ones insight.” Lauren mumbled to herself as Chef appeared.

“Caught you.” Chef said as he tried to grab Lauren.

“Alakazam!” Lauren as she disappeared in a cloud of smokes “I’m safe now!”

“You moved three feet.” Chef said as he put a sticker on her.

“Wow. The campers are really bad at this. It’s been five minutes and two have been caught.” Chris said as he watched everything from security cameras.

“I found Conner!” Lauren yelled as she found Conner hiding in the kitchen.

“Arrrgg! Shut it, matey!” Conner yelled as he grabbed a rope and tied up Lauren.

“He’s getting away!” Lauren yelled as he taped up Lauren’s mouth and ran away.

“Who did you find?” Chef said as he walked in and found no one but Lauren “You failed, maggot!”

“Looks like Chef just found our friends Max and Sophia.” Chris announced as he watched Chef put stickers on them “Forty five minutes and four have been found.”

“I hear someone.” Brianna whispered to herself as Sophia walked by her.

“Hi Brianna.” Sophia said.

“Don’t tell Chef where I am.” Brianna whispered back.

“Who you talking to?” Chef asked as he walked in a found Brianna “Good work, maggot!”

“Attention campers it has been an hour and twenty minutes.” Chris announced over the loudspeaker.

“I’m so going to win.” Aaron said as Chef appeared behind him.

“Looks like you’re caught.” Chef said.

“No I’m not!” Aaron yelled as he knocked over Chef and threw Becky at him as she walked by the room.

”Well at least I caught you.” Chef said as he put a sticker on Becky.

“I have to use the bathroom!” Yohan whispered out loud.

“That’s an odd looking bowling ball.” Chef said as he took Yohan and threw him down the alley.

“Ouch!” Yohan yelled.

“Found you.” Chef said as he put a sticker on him.

“Lets boogie!” Stu yelled as he danced.

“Okay!” Chef yelled as he danced and put a sticker on Stu.

“I’m ging to win.” Kayla said as she walked right into Chef.

“Tough luck maggot.” Chef said as a bell rang.

“The challenge is over! Aaron, Conner, and Sophia are safe from elimination.

“Hey Stu.” Brianna said, “Since we’re in the merge lets continue are alliance and vote for Myron.”

“Disco Stu likes that idea.” Stu said.


“Yohan! Get over here!” Kayla yelled.

“What?” Yohan asked.

“We’re in an alliance now and we’re voting for Becky.” Kayla announced.

“Okay.” Yohan said as he ran into the bathroom.

At the campfire ceremony…

“I have coconuts for Aaron, Conner, and Sophia.” Chris announced as he threw them coconuts “Also, coconuts go to Brianna, Yohan, Kayla, Stu, Lauren, and Max. Becky, Myron the last coconut goes to…






Becky.”

“Its about time.” Myron said as he walked down the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“See you later nerd.” Aaron said as he threw a water balloon at him.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as the camera turned off.

Chapter 13 - Three Different Sports

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the contestants played a fun game of hide and go seek. Plenty of contestants failed and nerdy boy Myron got voted off. Find out what happens on Total Drama Cruise.” Chris announced as he delivered the breakfasts.

Boy’s Cabin…

“Yohan is ready to eat some breakfast.” Yohan announced as he grabbed some cereal.

“Of course you are.” Aaron said.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Yohan asked.

“Nothing at all, fatty.” Aaron replied as he cracked his knuckles.

“Okay, just checking.” Yohan replied as he went back to eating cereal.

“Disco Stu wants to listen to some disco music.” Stu announced as turned on the radio.

“Turn that off!” Max yelled as he threw a muffin at the radio.

“You broke my radio!” Stu yelled.

“Yes I did.” Max replied.

“Disco powers activate!” Stu yelled as he knocked Max out doing the disco.

“Arrrrgg, nice shot, mate.” Conenr said as he tried to cut a muffin with his sword.

“Disco Stu never misses.” Stu said as he grabbed some breakfast.

Girl’s Cabin…

“I like breakfast, yes I do! I like breakfast how about you!” Becky cheered, as the room became silent “You people are so inspirited.”

“Well excuse me.” Kayla said sarcastically as she threw a muffin at Sophia.

“Stop it.” Sophia said as Kayla threw another muffin, “I said stop it!”

“I heard you, but I didn’t care.” Kayla replied. “If you to don’t stop arguing, I’m going to make you disappear.” Lauren said, “Now where was I?”

“You trying something with a watch.” Brianna replied.

“Look at the watch.” Lauren said as Brianna followed the watch back and forth, “You are now getting sleepy.”

“Now I’m not.” Brianna said as she got up but hit Kayla on the head knocking her out.

“Cool! It worked on Kayla!” Lauren cheered as she put away the watch.

“Campers, please report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chris announced as the campers started walking to the Sky Deck.

At the Sky Deck…

“So today’s challenge is a triathlon. First some guys will swim a lap in the pool. Hen he will tag someone else who will the dribble the basketball down the court and then make a slam dunk off the trampoline but if you miss you have to keep going until you make it. Finally the last person will take the football and doge a bunch of obstacles and throw the football threw the tire.” Chris announced.

“The teams are Stu, Kayla, Lauren. Team two is Yohan, Max, and Becky and team three is Conner, Sophia, and Aaron. Brianna you doing this by yourself.” Chef announced.

“No way I’m doing this! I’m just sitting out.” Brianna protested as she took a seat on a chair.

“Suit yourself.” Chris said.

“Begin, maggots!” Chef yelled as Stu, Max, and Conner started swimming.

“Lets go Max, let go!” Becky cheered.

“Disco Stu is a funky swimmer.” Stu said as he reached the halfway mark followed close by Conner, and then Max.

“Arrrggg! I’m almost there!” Conner said as he passed Stu and tagged Sophia.

“This is hard.” Sophia said as the ball hit her toe and rolled away.

“This is going to take a while.” Aaron mumbled as he watched Sophia mess up again.

“Go!” Stu yelled as he tagged Kayla and she started sprinting down the field with the basketball.

“Cramp!” Max yelled as he grabbed his foot in pain.

“Come on!” Becky yelled.

“I’ll get him.” Yohan said as he jumped in the pool and started swimming, “Cramp!”

“Come on guys!” Becky yelled.

“I think I got the hang of this.” Sophia said as she started dribbling down the field very slowly.

“Good job.” Kayla said sarcastically as she jumped off the trampolin and dunked the basketball.

“Can I just continue?” Becky asked Chris.

“Sure.” Chris said as he drank some ice-cold lemonade.

“Cool.” Becky said as she grabbed the basketball and started jogging down the court with it.

“I made it.” Sophia said as she reached the trampoline.

“Congrats. One team is almost done and the other is about to catch up to us. So hurry up!” Aaron yelled as Sophia bounced off the trampoline and dunked the ball.

“Go Aaron!” Sophia cheered as Aaron started sprinting with the football.

“I can do this!” Becky cheered as she dunked the basketball and started running with the basketball.

“I’m going to win!” Lauren said as she ran into a wooden pole.

“Nice dodge!” Aaron yelled sarcastically as he dodge the pole.

“I’m going to win!” Becky said as she passed Lauren.

“Oh no you don’t” Lauren said as she got up and continued running.

“Here I go!” Aaron yelled as he threw the football perfectly.

“I can still win.” Becky said to herself as she threw the football and the two collided and neither went into the hoop.

“Woah!” Lauren yelled as she tripped and the football flew out of her hand and into the hoop “We win!”

“So Lauren’s team is invincible.” Chris announced.

“Yo Stu, I want to vote off Aaron for being a threat.” Briannia said.

“Okay.” Stu replied.

“Yohan! We’re voting off Sophia because she’s to nice and everybody likes her!” Kayla yelled.

“Yes, ma’am!” Yohan replied.

At the campfire ceremony…

“First, I have coconuts for Lauren, Stu, and Kayla. Some more coconuts go to Becky, Conner, Max, and Yohan. Brianna you also get a coconut. The final coconut goes to…






Aaron.” Chris announced.

“Why me?” Sophia asked in shock.

“You stunk in the challenge.” Aaron replied.

“You are also a big threat since you have no enemies.” Kayla said as Sophia walked down the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris announced as the camera shut off.

Chapter 14 - Find the Secret Idol

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the contestants did a bunch of sports and the country got eliminated.” Chris announced as Chef delivered the breakfasts.

Boy’s Cabin…

“So I stabbed Black Beard in the butt and stole his treasure and my crew.” Conner said as he had a pretend swordfight with the air.

“Did everyone make it out alive?” Max asked as he baked a soufflé.

“Yeah. Well except for Little Johnny who risked his life to save the chocolate.” Conner said as he took of his hat in respect “Why Johnny, why?”

“Poor Johnny!” Max cried.

“Nice soufflé.” Aaron said as he opened the oven.

“Don’t take the soufflé out of the oven! It will be ruined!” Max screamed as Aaron took the soufflé out of the oven.

“I once made a soufflé.” Yohan announced, “It blew up in my face.”


“That’s not a surprise.” Max said as he started baking another soufflé.

Girl’s Cabin…

“So we one the cheer of because Little Johnny did the finale so well but then he disappeared a couple weeks later.” Becky said.

“I don’t really care.” Kayla said as she did her nails.

“Turn that frown upside down!” Becky cheered.

“Don’t think so.” Kayla replied.

“Shut it or I’ll make you disappear!” Lauren yelled.

“I’d like to see you try.” Kayla said as she stared out the window.

“Oh no you didn’t.” Brianna said as she snapped her fingers in a Z formation.

“I’m going to put this blanket over you.” Lauren said as she put a blanket over Kayla “Bippity, boppity, boop! You are gone!”

“Where’s Kayla?” Brianna asked.

“It totally worked!” Lauren cheered.

“Help me!” Kayla said as she appeared in the water near the boat and started swimming.

“Please report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chris announced over the megaphone as no one moved. “Now!”

At the sky deck…

“So it looks like Kayla is missing and if she doesn’t show up in a week will search for her. Well, the challenge is to find the secret idol hidden on the boat.” Chris announced.

“Now go maggots!” Chef yelled as everyone ran in different directions.

“If I were an idol I’d be in Chris’s room.” Lauren thought out loud as she went into Chris’s room.

“Lets see what’s in hear.” Conner said as he walked into the kitchen “Plate, plate, secret idol, plate, and plate. Nothing in here!”

“Secret idol come out, come out, where ever you are.” Becky said as she walked into the Girl’s Cabin.

“I think I found it!” Max yelled as he grabbed something and started running to Chris.

“Give to me!” Aaron yelled as he punched Max and took the item.

“Sucker.” Max snickered as he started looking.

“Uhhh, Aaron that’s a rabid squirrel.” Chris said as he handed Aaron the squirrel.

“I think it bit me.” Aaron said as Chef grabbed him and took him to the informary.

“That was so not cool!” Brianna yelled as she pushed Max.

“Arrrg! She is right!” Conner agreed.

“It was just a trick.” Max said as he huddled in the corner.

“Yeah, but that trick could kill him!” Becky yelled.

“Stu can boogie!” Stu announced as he discoed.

“Not know!” Brianna yelled as Stu ran to search.

“If I was an idol, where would I be?” Yohan asked him “I’m right here.”

“I finally made it to the ship.” Kayla said as she climbed onto the ship.

“Stu found the idol!” Stu announced as he started running to Chris.

“I’ll take that!” Kayla yelled as she pushed Stu down took the idol and gave it to Chris.

“Kayla is invincible! Go do something until campfire.” Chris announced.

“All the girls come here!” Brianna yelled.

“What do you want?” Kayla asked as she dried off.

“To make a temporary alliance to vote off Max.” Brianna announced.

“Sure.” Lauren agreed.

“Defiantly.” Becky replied.

“I’ll get Yohan to vote with us too.” Kayla said as she walked over to Yohan “We’re voting off Max.”

“Whatever.” Yohan said as he started drawing a picture of himself.

At the campfire ceremony…

“Well first, Aaron isn’t in condition to do anything but you can still vote for him.” Chris announced “I have coconuts for Kayla, Brianna, and Becky. Coconuts also go to Lauren, Stu, Conner, and Yohan. The final coconut goes to…







Aaron.”

“Well, I so this coming.” Max sighed as he grabbed his stuff and started walking down the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“You deserved this.” Brianna said.

“Next time, don’t give anyone rabid animals.” Becky said.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris announced as the camera shut off.

Chapter 15 - A Race for Two Year Olds

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise Kayla disappeared before the challenge. The contestants looked for an idol and somehow they got injured. Conner somehow missed it and Stu got the idol stolen from and Kayla won.” Chris announced as Chef delivered the breakfast.

Boy’s Cabin…

“So who wants to hear how I class president again?” Yohan asked.

“You bribed everyone. We know!” Aaron yelled.

“Yeah and I won.” Yohan said as he took out a picture of him as class president.

“Stu won disco dude of the year at my school.” Stu said as he took out a picture of him holding a trophy with an afro on it.

“Arrrrrrggggg. Who else entered that contest?” Conner asked.

“Dancing Debby but she couldn’t beat the power of the disco!” Stu cheered as he discoed.

Girl’s Cabin…

“Do you have to do this?” Becky asked.

“Yeah, this is kind of mean.” Brianna commented.

“She put me in the water and that’s where she’s going.” Kayla replied as she dragged Lauren to the sky deck.

“Can we talk about this?” Lauren asked as Kayla picked her up and dangled her over the ship.

“Let me think about that.” Kayla replied “No!”

“But we’re on the fourteenth floor.” Lauren complained.

“Oh well.” Kayla said as she dropped Lauren.

“Oh darn.” Lauren said as she splashed into the water.

“Campers report to the sky deck for the challenge!” Chris yelled over a megaphone.

At the sky deck…

“Can’t we have one challenge where everyone is here and not injured.

“Probably not.” Kayla replied.

“Anyways, today’s challenge is a race.” Chris announced.

“Cool! I kick but at racing!’ Aaron announced.

“Yeah but these are you’re rides.” Chris said as Chef brought at tricycles “You ride these tricycles across the sky deck and jump threw the hoop of fire. Then you go down the stairs and dodge a bunch of obstacles and finish the race. Last on across is eliminated.”

“Wait!!” Lauren yelled as she came out of the elevator.

“Now that everyone’s here grab a tricycle and get ready to start.

“Ready, set go!” Chef yelled as everyone started pedaling.

“I feel like a two year old.” Aaron mumbled as he started pedaling.

“How do I control this thing?” Becky asked as she kept going in circles.

“You pedal!” Kayla yelled as she made it to the halfway point of the sky deck.

“No, really?” Becky replied sarcastically.

“Chris, when I sat on the bike it broke.” Yohan complained.

“Wow. I guess you can just walk to the fish line.” Chris replied as Yohan started heading for the stairs.

“Arrrrrgggg! This isn’t anything like riding a boat.” Connor commented as he rode the tricycle into a wall.

“Here I go!” Brianna yelled as she went off the ramp and made it through the hoop.

“I’m just going around.” Kayla said as she went around the hoop.

“Is she allowed to do that?” Aaron asked as he went through the hoop.

“Sure.” Chris said as he read a magazine.

“Disco Stu is going to jump threw that hoop!” Stu announced as he did a flip through the hoop.

“I’m still going in circles!” Becky announced.

“Try talking to it.” Lauren suggested as she went around the hoop.

“What a stupid idea!” Aaron said as he laughed.

“Don’t listen to him, Johnny.” Lauren whispered to the tricycle.

“You can do it tricycle!” Becky cheered as the tricycle sped across through the sky deck and through the hoop.

“You’re not passing me.” Aaron mumbled as he put tacks on the road, popping Becky’s tire.

“ Disco Stu says that was an unfair thing to do.” Stu announced as he started down the stairs.

“Here I go!” Brianna yelled as she went down the stairs but fell of the tricycle.

“I’m almost there!” Yohan announced as he walked to the finish line.

“Move out of the way!” Conner yelled as he took out his sword and slashed the obstacles.

“Thanks!” Lauren said as she went behind Conner as he destroyed the obstacles.

“Here comes Conner!” Chris yelled as Conner finished the race followed by Lauren and Aaron.

“Almost there.” Kayla mumbled as she finished going down the stairs very slowly.

“Disco Stu thinks that you are very slow.” Stu said.

“That’s not a rhyme.” Kayla corrected.

“Uhh… keep discoeing!” Stu yelled as he biked away in embarrassment.

“Here comes Stu and Kayla.” Chris announced “Followed by Brianna.”

“Its just down to Becky and Yohan.” Chef announced.

“So close.” Yohan said as he fell.

“I can still do this!” Becly cheered as she dodged the obstacles as Stu rolled slowly.

“I can do this.” Yohan mumbled as Becky accidentally kicked him making him role over the finish line.

“It looks like Becky is out.” Chris said.

“Here’s your stuff, maggot!” Chef yelled as he gave Becky her bags.

“It’s been fun guys!” Becky said as she gave everyone hugs.

“Start moving.” Chris said as Becky walked down the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers “Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Crusie!”

Chapter 16 - Torro

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the contestants had a tricycle race which made them look really stupid.  In the end Becky went home and today there is going to be a surprise.” Chris announced as Chef delivered the breakfasts.

Boy’s Cabin…

“So that’s how I won most popular student for the third year in a row.” Yohan bragged.

“Yeah, yeah, we know.” Aaron said as he played with his pocket knife.

“You said that you bribed them to win.” Aaron pointed out.

“So?” Yohan asked as he tried to eat a muffin.

“Aaaaaarrggg!  Does anyone have a cannon?” Yohan asked as he opened the window.

“Disco Stu does not have a cannon.” Stu replied.

“Darn.” Conner mumbled as he closed the window.

“Achoo!” Aaron yelled as he sneezed.

“Disco Stu says God bless you.” Stu said as he discoed.

“Ummmm… okay.” Aaron replied as he grabbed a tissue.

Girl’s Cabin…

“What’s up, girlfriends?” Brianna asked as she woke up.

“I’m not your friend.” Kayla said.

“I’m practicing a card trick.  So pick a card.” Lauren replied as she held out a deck of cards.

“Fine.” Brianna mumbled as she took a card.

“Is this your card?” Lauren asked.

“No.” Brianna mumbled.

“Is this your card?” Lauren asked as she picked another card.

“No.” Brianna mumbled.

50 cards later…

“Is this your card?” Lauren asked.

“It’s the last card so it has to be.” Kayla said.

“Report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chris announced over a megaphone.

At the sky deck…

“Since we’ve run out of challenges on the ship we’re going to stop at a city.” Chris announced.

“Can we go to Yohanville?” Yohan asked.

“No.” Chris replied, “We’re going to Madrid, Spain.”

“No sit here and wait for us to park the ship, maggots!” Chef yelled.

“Why?” Kayla asked.

“Just do it!” Chef yelled as everyone sat down.

Five hours later at Madrid…

“So the challenge is based off bull fighting.” Chef announced.

“Four of you will be bulls and the other three will be the bull fighters.  The bulls will try to knock the bull fighters off the cliff.” Chris explained as he pointed to a cliff, “The bull fighters will try to rope the bulls or push them off a cliff.”

“Isn’t that a little dangerous?” Brianna asked.

“Well you’ll be wearing parachutes so try to remember to set them off when you fall.  Last one standing wins for his group.” Chris announced.

“Now get going!” Chef yelled as he pushed everyone up the cliff.

“Conner, Aaron, Brianna, and Lauren are the bulls and everyone else are the bullfighters.” Chris announced as he gave the bulls some horns.

“Now begin maggots!” Chef yelled as everyone ran in different places.

“Come here Stu!”Aaron yelled as he chased Stu.

“Disco Stu needs to run from you!” Stu yelled as he dodged Aaron and ran in a different direction.

“You’re dead meat!” Aaron yelled as Stu tripped.

“Disco Stu needs to tie his shoe.” Stu commented as Aaron picked him up walked over to the edge.

“Get off of him!” Kayla yelled as she tackled Aaron.

“This is hard.” Yohan commented as he sat down on Aaron.

“Get off of me!” Aaron yelled as Kayla dragged Yohan off of him.

“Get him to the medics!  His ribs might be broken!” Chris yelled as some medics carried Aaron away, “Aaron is out of the challenge.”

“Three more to go.” Kayla said.

“Help me!!” Yohan yelled as Conner tried to pick him up but failed.

“Just roll him.” Brianna said as Conner rolled Yohan off the cliff.

“Uh oh.” Yohan said as he fell through the ground.

“Chef, go dig him out.” Chris said as Chef grabbed a shovel.

“I hate my job.” Chef mumbled as he went into the hole Yohan made.

“Disco Stu has a rope!” Stu said as he threw the rope on Lauren.

“I’m going to disappear.” Lauren announced as she disappeared and reappeared at the edge of the cliff, “I did it!”

“Congrats.” Kayla said sarcastically as she pushed Lauren off the cliff.

“Parachute time!” Lauren cheered as she set off her parachute.

“Eat rope!” Stu yelled as he threw a rope at Conner but he cut it with his sword.

“Ha!” Conner laughed as Stu ripped the sword out of his hand and tied him up.

“Disco Stu discoed won!” Stu cheered.

“Not yet!” Brianna yelled as she knocked Stu off the cliff and he pulled his parachute.

“Looks like it’s just you and me.” Kayla commented.

“Charge!” Brianna yelled as she charged at Kayla.

“Hiya!” Kayla yelled as she flipped Brianna and tied her up.

“Ouch.” Brianna mumbled.

“The bullfighters win!” Chris announced.

“Yohan come here!” Kayla yelled as Yohan walked over.

“You’re voting for Aaron or else!” Kayla yelled.

“I thought he was your only friend.” Yohan commented.

“I don’t care!  He’s too big of a threat!” Kayla yelled.

“Disco Stu thinks we should vote for Aaron because he almost captured me.” Stu said.

“I’m voting for Lauren because she wasted my morning with her dumb card trick.” Brianna said as she walked away.

At the sky deck…

“I have coconuts for Stu, Kayla, and Yohan.” Chris announced as he tossed them Yohan, “Some more coconuts go to Conner and Brianna.  Lauren and Aaron the final coconut goes to…












Lauren.”

“Well, I don’t really care about this dumb show.” Aaron mumbled as he walked across the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“What will happen next time on Total Drama Cruise!?” Chris yelled as the camera shut off.

Chapter 17 - Karoake Day on Total Drama Cruise

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise we stopped at Spain and they did a bullfighting challenge.  In the end Aaron was voted off for being a threat.” Chris announced as Chef delivered the breakfasts.

Boy’s Cabin…

“It’s better without Blackbeard without the beard being mean to us.” Conner commented as he cut a bagel in half.

“Disco Stu thinks that he wants a muffin.” Stu announced as he grabbed for a muffin and ate it.

“I wanted that muffin!” Yohan complained.

“That muffin was not good.” Stu said as his stomach growled.

“Aaaaaargggg!  It’s harder than gold.” Conner commented as his sword broke.

“Disco Stu needs to make a poo!”Stu yelled as he ran into the bathroom.

“No need to announce it!” Yohan yelled as he gulped down some milk.

Girl’s Cabin…

“Eat muffin!” Kayla yelled as she pegged a muffin at Brianna.

“Ouch!” Brianna yelled as she crashed into the wall.

“I’ll tie you up!” Lauren as she did a Spider Man motion, “A rope is supposed to shoot out of my sleeve.”

“You mean this rope.” Kayla said as she tied Lauren.

“Think we should break up the fight?” Chris asked as they watched a monitor.

“Nah.” Chef replied.

“I’m going to start the challenge.” Chris said as he grabbed a mage phone, “Report to the sky deck.”

At the Sky Deck…

“Today’s challenge is a karaoke challenge.” Chris announced.

“Great!  I can dance and sing like a pro!” Brianna cheered.

 “We also have celebrity judges.” Chris announced, “Welcome, Adam Young or better known as Owl City, Britney Spears, and Chef.”

“Why did you pick Chef?” Kayla asked.

“We ran out of celebrity’s that wanted to be on the show.” Chris explained, “We should let you practice but we’re not going to let you.  Just sing a song you know.”

“You’re up first Stu.” Chris announced as Stu got on the stage.

“I’m singing September because it’s a great disco song from the seventies.” Stu announced as he started singing.

“This is not good.” Britney whispered to Adam.

“It’s not even as close to being as good as my song Fireflies, which reached number one on Itunes.” Adam commented.

“This is not time to advertise!”  Britney whispered loudly.

“I’m hungry.” Chef commented.

“That’s great.” Britney said as she scooted away from Chef.

“How was I?” Stu asked as he finished the song.

“Honestly, you were pretty bad.” Adam replied.

“It was horrible, maggot!” Chef yelled.

“It was interesting.” Britney said as she tried not to say anything bad.

“Brianna get up there.” Chris said as Brianna got on the stage and started singing Just Dance.

“Just dance, dance!  Gonna be okay!” Brianna sang as she broke dance.

“It’s a little better but not by much.” Adam whispered, “What do you think, Chef?”

“I want to know where my soda is!”Chef yelled as he looked around.

“It’s right in front of you!” Britney yelled.

“Was I amazing or what?” Brianna asked as she finished.

“Or what.” Adam replied.

“Or what.” Britney replied.

“Or what, maggot!” Chef yelled.

“Who’s up next?” Chris asked as Kayla went on stage.

“I hate to sing so I’m not going to do anything.” Kayla announced as Chef applauded loudly.

“Great job, maggot!” Chef cheered.



“She didn’t sing.” Britney pointed out.

“I hate singing!” Chef yelled as Yohan walked onto the stage.

“I’m singing the Yohan Song written by Yohan and performed by Yohan.” Yohan announced as he grabbed a microphone.

“This should be interesting.” Britney commented as Yohan started singing.

“Yohan, Yohan, Yohan!  Yohan is the coolest and most awesome guy ever.” Yohan sang as rolled across the stage.

“That’s an interesting dance.” Adam commented.

“It’s not better than the song.” Britney pointed out.

“Is he having a seizure?” Chef asked.

“Wasn’t that the best?” Yohan asked.

“I’m speechless.” Britney replied.

“It was better than Stu at least.” Adam judged as he drank some water.

“Disco Stu takes that as an insult!” Stu yelled.

“That’s because it is an insult!” Adam yelled back.

“Then I did the right thing.” Stu said as he worked on his discoing.

“Get on the stage, Lauren.”  Chris said as he pushed Lauren onto the stage.

“I’m singing Magic.” Lauren announced.

“Get on with it!” Chef yelled as he started singing.

“Oh, oh, oh, it’s magic!  Never believe it’s not so!” Lauren sang as she tried to do magic tricks but failed every time.

“I’ll give it one and a half out of ten.” Adam whispered as he wrote down something on a note card.

“It’s not awful.” Britney said.

“What are you talking about it?!  It’s horrible!” Chef yelled as Lauren finished.

“I’m guessing you didn’t like it.” Lauren said.

“I did, they didn’t.” Britney said as she pointed at Adam and Chef.

“Conner, get on the stage!” Chris yelled as Conner ran onto the stage and grabbed the microphone.

“I’m singing one hundred bottles.” Conner announced as he started singing.

“This is going to take forever.” Adam complained.

One hour later…

“Forty two bottles of beer on the wall.” Conner continued to sing.

“No bottles left!” Chef yelled, “Now get off the stage, maggot!”

“That’s everyone!  Now the judges will pick a winner who nominates the bottom two.  All the contestants get to vote on the bottom two.  The person with more votes is out.” Chris announced as the judges huddled.

“We pick Brianna as the winner for being the only one to be average.” Britney announced.

“I pick Kayla for not trying and Lauren for failing badly.” Brianna said.

“Whoever votes for me is a dead man!” Kayla yelled as she held up a fist and everyone backed away.

“If you vote for me… I’ll do something bad.” Lauren mumbled.

“Go into this booth to vote.” Britney announced as Yohan walked into it.

“I vote for Lauren because of my alliance.” Yohan said in the booth.

“I vote for Kayla because this is the one chance for me to vote her off.” Brianna said in the booth.

“The person who is eliminated in a four to two vote is Lauren.” Chris announced.

“Who voted for me!?” Kayla asked as Brianna backed away slowly, “Come back here, Brianna!”

“Bye guys.” Lauren said as she high fived everyone but Brianna and Kayla who were fighting.

“What will happen next time on Total Drama Cruise?” Chris announced as Lauren walked across the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers, “Hit, Owl City!”

“Let’s do this!” Owl City yelled as he started singing to Fireflies.

“This isn't seventies music!” Stu complained as the camera shut off.

Chapter 18 - Rolling Down a Ramp

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the contestants had to sing a song. All of them were bad and Brianna won while Lauren got voted off. Find out what happens this time on Total Drama Cruise.” Chris announced as Chef delivered breakfast.

“Now everyone get on the bus.” Chef demanded.

“We’re on a boat.” Kayla pointed out.

“We docked last nigh, Little Miss Big Mouth.” Chef replied as everyone walked onto the bus.

“We’ll be there in an hour.” Chris announced.

“Where are we going?” Kayla asked.

“I think to we’re going to Yohanville.” Yohan commented.

“This seat is to small.” Brianna complained as she kept squirming.

“No, it’s just that you’re very large.” Kayla said.

“You better watch it!” Brianna exclaimed as she put up her fists.

“Let’s try again.” Stu said, “Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!”

“Aaaaaarrrrggg! It’s both rocks again.” Conner said as they did it again.

“You’re really playing that game.” Yohan said.

“It’s super groovy!” Stu said as they tried it again.

“We’re here, maggots!” Chef yelled.

“Where’s Chris?” Kayla asked.

“He’s not coming. He said it would mess up his hair.” Chef said as he led them to the Grand Canyon, “The challenge is that you have to roll down this ramp we placed in the canyon and the person who flies the farthest is going to win.”

“I think we know who’s going to win.” Kayla commented as she pointed to Yohan who was eating a hot dog.

“Disco Stu wants to know where you got that?” Stu asked as he watched Yohan demolish the hot dog.

“From the hot dog guy.” Yohan replied/

“Who’s going first, maggots?” Chef asked as everyone but Yohan backed away.

“Whatever.” Yohan said as he rolled down the ramp, shot into the air, and disappeared from sight.

“I think he made it to outer space.” Conner commented.

“You’re next Mister Pirate Dude.” Chef demanded as Conner stepped up to the ramp.

“Aaaaaaarrrggg! I don’t like this idea!” Conner yelled as he rolled down the ramp and flew in the air.

“I’ll give you fifty bucks if you can hit him with a rock.” Chef said as Kayla and Stu both grabbed rocks and started throwing them.

“Uh oh.” Conner mumbled as he deflected them with his sword and landed at the one hundred fifty mark.

“Your turn Bossy McGoo.” Chef said as Kayla stepped up to the ramp.

“If I get injured I’m suing.” Kayla announced,

“You can’t, you signed a contract.” Chef replied as he pushed Kayla down the ramp.

“What!?” Kayla yelled as she flew off the ramp.

“Disco Stu says it’s just me and you.” Stu commented.

“Wan to boogie?” Brianna asked.

“Groovy!” Stu yelled as they started discoing.

“Your next.” Chef said as Kayla landed on the one hundred thirty mark.

“Wow, she’s picking up a lot of speed.” Kayla commented as Brianna rolled down the ramp.

“I’m flying!” Brianna cheered as she soared over everyone.

“Is she ever going to land?” Conner asked as Brianna flew to the five hundred mark.

“Disco Stu says it’s his turn to go!” Stu yelled as he rolled down the ramp.

“That kid is going nowhere.” Chef commented as he drank some coffe.

“Did I win?” Stu asked as he landed.

“You went forty five feet.” Chef said, “So I guess Brianna wins.”

“What’s that?” Brianna asked as a bug round object hurtled down.

“I think it’s a meteor.” Kayla said as it came closer.

“Help me!” Yohan yelled as he hurtled down to Earth.

“He got a lot of height.” Kayla commented, as Yohan was ten feet above Chef.

“I just had to do this show.” Chef mumbled as Yohan landed on him and made a crater twice as big as the Grand Canyon.

“Someone call 911!” Stu yelled as Kayla ran to a phone booth.

Later that day…

“So in the challenge you managed to almost kill Chef.” Chris said in shock.

“Yep.” Kayla replied.

“Well vote someone off besides Brianna.” Chris said as he walked away.

“Yohan, we are voting for Conner.” Kayla asked.

“Why?” Yohan asked.

“He bugs me.” Kayla replied.

“Disco Stu says we need to join together to vote off Kayla.” Stu announced as he turned on some disco music.

“Sure.” Brianna replied as Conner nodded in agreement.

At the campfire ceremony…

“I have coconuts for Brianna and Yohan.” Chris announced as he tossed them coconuts, “Another one goes to Stu. The final coconut goes to…





Conner.”

“If I ever see you again, I’m going to hurt you so badly!” Kayla yelled as the body dragged her across the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as the camera shut off.

Chapter 19 - S.O.C, Save Our Chef!

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the contestants had to roll down a ramp. The fta guy rolled into space and badly injured Chef. In the end the mean girl went and we’re down to four. Find out what happens this time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris announced as Chef delivered the breakfasts.

“Disco Stu noticed that there are only three guys left!” Stu announced as he tried to cut a muffin with a chainsaw.

“Where did you get that, Matey?” Conner asked.

“From the Yohan Store!” Yohan replied as he opened the bathroom and it was full of junk with Yohan’s face on it.

“This cost forty two dollars.” Stu said as he the chainsaw broke on the muffin.

“I tried the Yohan Store at school but the teachers didn’t like it because I put the store in their lounge.” Yohan said as he walked around his store.

“I’ll take the Yohan sword.” Conner said as he grabbed the sword.

“That’ll be fifteen bucks.” Yohan replied as Conner handed Yohan fifteen bucks.

“Hey maggot, I need a new knife.” Chef said as he walked in from nowhere.

“Right this way.” Yohan said as he showed Chef his knifes.

Girl’s Cabin…

“Wow, I’m the only girl left.” Brianna said to herself, “All alone with no one to talk to.”

“You can talk to me.” Chris said as he walked into her room.

“No thanks.” Brianna replied.

“Your loss. Also, stop talking to yourself because it makes you look weird.” Chris said as he walked out of the room, “I’m going to the Yohan Store for some hair gel.”

“Umm… okay.” Brianna replied as she tried to figure out what the Yohan Store was.

“Campers report to the sky deck for the challenge.” Chris yelled over the loudspeaker.

At the sky deck…

“Look at my new knife, maggot!” Chef yelled as he held up his knife.

“Get out of my way Chef.” Chris mumbled as he pushed Chef overboard.

“I hate my job.” Chef said as he started sinking.

“Oops.” Chris said trying to sound surprised, “Now you need to save Chef from drowning as the challenge.”

“Disco Stu would rather not save him.” Stu said.

“Well that’s too bad!” Chris yelled as he threw oxygen bottles and swimsuit at them, “Get suited up and then jump over board.”

“Aaaarrrggg! Pirates don’t need any supplies! They practically live in the water!” Conner yelled as he jumped overboard and started swimming.

“He’s probably going to die.” Chris said as everyone else finished suiting up.

“Cannon ball!” Brianna yelled as she jumped into the water and made a huge splash.

“Where’s the cannon ball?” Conner asked as he tried to find it.

“Here I go.” Stu said as he jumped into the water and started swimming.

“My turn.” Yohan said as he jumped and hit the water.

“Wow, that’s a big splash.” Chris said as a splash bigger than a tidal wave hit the ship and knocked it over, “This is going to hurt.”

“He knocked the ship over!” Brianna said as she watched the ship flip upside down.

“Disco Stu is going to listen to some tuneskys as he put in some earphones and went under water.

“What are tuneskys?” Brianna asked as she went under water.

“Where are you Chef?” Conner asked as he searched for Chef.

“Over here, maggot!” Chef yelled as he tried to pull Yohan out of the ground, “He managed to go down like five hundred feet and feet stuck in the ground.”

“Where did you get that oxygen tank?” Conner asked.

“That doesn’t matter, maggot!” Chef yelled as they tried to pull Yohan out of the ground, “Don’t you need some air?”

“Aaaaarrrgg! You’re right!” Conner yelled as he swam frantically for the top of the ocean.

“I’ll use my new knife to get you out of here.” Chef said as he pulled out his Yohan knife.

“Uh oh.” Yohan said as Chef started sharpening his knife.

“Disco Stu has found you.” Stu said as he found Chef and Yohan.

“Congrats.” Chef said as he followed Stu to the top of the ground.

“Not so fast!” Conner yelled as he charged at Stu but missed and hit a rock and a bunch of rocks fell on him.

“I’ll save him.” Brianna mumbled as she started moving the rocks.

“I win!” Stu yelled as he came out of the water with Chef.

“Just bring him to my new ship that I got at the Yohan Store.” Chris said as he showed them a ship with Yohan’s face painted onto it, “I’ve hired people to paint over the face.” Chris explained as Brianna and Conner came out of the water.

“Yohan’s stuck again.” Brianna said as she took off her swimsuit.

“Chef, go get him.” Chris said as he pushed Chef overboard again.

“I hate my job.” Chef mumbled as he went to get Yohan.

“Stu is the winner.” Chris announced as he walked away.

“I’m voting for Conner.” Brianna announced.

“I think we should vote for Yohan.” Conner said.

“Disco Stu needs some time to think.” Stu says as he listened to some tunes.

At the campfire ceremony…

“Three people will move onto the final three but one will not.” Chris said as he grabbed four coconuts.

“No duh.” Brianna said.

“Be quiet sassy pants!” Chris yelled, “The first coconut goes to Stu. The next one goes to Brianna. The final coconut goes to…







Yohan.”

“Yes!” Yohan said as he swallowed his coconut in one gulp.

“Wow.” Brianna said as she stared at Yohan.

“Aaaaarrrrggg! It looks like I’ll be walking the plank!” Conner said as he jumped off a plank and into the Life Boat of Losers.

“We customized it just for him.” Chris said as Chef pulled a rope and a Jolly Roger flag fell down.

“Aaaaarrrrgg! Now we’re talking!” Conner yelled as he pulled out his sword.

“Find out what happens next time on Total Drama Cruise!” Chris yelled as the camera shut off.

Chapter 20 - Battle of the Castles

“Welcome back to Total Drama Cruise! Last time Chef went overboard and the contestants had to save him. In the end Conner the Pirate was voted off. We’re down to three and next week there will be two. We’re nearing the end!” Chris yelled as Chef delivered the breakfasts.

“You three will be eating together for today! Now eat the food!” Chef yelled as he threw the food at him.

“Ummm… thanks.” Brianna said as she threw the food in the trash.

“I saw that!” Chef yelled as Brianna jumped behind the bed.

“Disco Stu says you should just chill.” Stu said as he gave Chef some ice.

“I don’t want some ice!” Chef screamed as he threw the ice at Stu.

“Yohan, go!” Brianna yelled as she pushed Yohan and he rolled, and knocked over Chef into the hallway, “Shut the door!”

“Disco Stu knows what to do!” Stu yelled as he slammed the door shut.

“What about me?” Yohan asked from the hallway, “I’m the coolest.”

“Be quiet, maggot!” Chef yelled.

“Not the face!” Yohan yelled as there was a huge crash from the hallway.

“He’s not worth it.” Brianna said as she sat on the bed.

“Disco Stu says it’s just me and you.” Stu commented as he turned on some disco music.

“Ummm… sure.” Brianna said.

“Campers report to the sky deck for the challenge!” Chris announced over loudspeaker.

At the sky deck…

“There you are Yohan. We thought you were dead.” Brianna mumbled as she saw Yohan on the sky deck.

“Disco Stu doesn’t see a scratch on you.” Stu commented as he looked at Yohan.

“Chef threw a lamp at me but missed and then I gave him the Yohan Store if he let me live.” Yohan said as he watched Chef as he wore a Yohan shirt.

“That’s great but let’s get to the challenge.” Chris said, “Today’s challenge is castle defense. Chef has set up a castle for each of you. You get to throw these big rocks at each other castles. Last one standing wins invincibility.”

“Now get to your castle!” Chef yelled, “Start throwing the rocks, maggots!”

“This needs a modification.” Yohan thought aloud as he put a picture of him on the castle, “Now it looks good.”

“Disco Stu says this rock is for you!” Stu yelled as he threw a rock at Yohan’s castle.

“Take this!” Yohan yelled as he threw a rock five feet.

“I’m here too!” Brianna yelled as he threw a rock at Yohan but it bounced off his fat and nailed her in the face, “How did that happen!”

“The power of the awesome did it!” Yohan yelled as he threw another rock five feet.

“I love this song!” Stu announced as he discoed to a seventies song.

“Take this!” Brianna screamed as he threw a rock and destroyed part of Stu’s castle.

“Oh no you didn’t!” Stu yelled as he threw a rock at Brianna’s castle and destroyed half of it.

“Take down Yohan first.” Brianna reasoned as she watched Yohan make a pile of rocks five feet from his castle.

“Fine.” Stu mumbled as both of them threw rocks at Yohan’s castle and destroyed it.

“Yohan’s gone. It’s just Brianna and Stu left.” Chris announced as Stu threw another roc at Brianna’s castle.

“Rapid fire!” Brianna yelled as she threw fifty rocks at Stu’s castle.

“Uh oh.” Stu mumbled as all the rocks knocked over his castle.

“Brianna wins and gets a spot in the finale!” Chris yelled, “Now give her a reason why you should stay.”

“I’ve been your friend the whole season, been in an alliance with you, and rock at discoing.” Stu said.

“Very true.” Brianna thought aloud as Yohan stepped up to do his speech.

“I don’t really know you but I’m awesome and the coolest person around.” Yohan said as he handed her a Yohan baseball cap.

“How untrue.” Brianna mumbled as she went to her room to think.

“We’ll vote in five minutes.” Chris announced as he walked away.

“Stu was a better friend but Yohan is easier to win against.” Brianna said to herself as she put on some hip-hop music.

“I bet you five dollar that she’ll pick Yohan.” Chris said as he took out five dollars.

“Your on.” Chef said as he took out five dollars.

At the campfire ceremony…

Stu voted for Yohan. “Disco Stu says it’s time for you to lose.”

Yohan voted for Stu. “You’re not cool enough for the finale.”

“I have two coconuts but there are three of you. Two of you go to the finale but one of you goes home right now.” Chris announced as Chef handed him two coconuts, “First is for Brianna and the second one goes to…














Stu.”

“But I’m so cool!” Yohan yelled in shock.

“First of all, your not and second of all Stu has been a great friend.” Brianna reasoned, “You can have my coconut.”

“Cool.” Yohan said as swallowed the coconut whole.

“Let’s get moving, maggot!” Chef yelled as he dragged Chef across the Sky Deck of Shame and onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“Disco Stu says it’s just me and you.” Stu commented as the boat disappeared from sight.

“Yep.” Brianna said as they started heading back to their cabins.

“Tune in next time for Total Drama Cruise to see the finale! Will it be Stu, the disco dude or Brianna, the sassy, hip-hop sister? Find out next time on Total Drama Cruise as we stop in a country for the most exciting challenge yet!” Chris yelled as the camera shut off.

Chapter 21 - The Total Drama Cruise Finale!

“Last time on Total Drama Cruise the contestants had to have a battle in their castles. Yohan, the fat dude stunk in the challenge and was voted out. Today the final two will be competing in a crazy challenge for the money. This is the Total Drama Cruise Finale!” Chris yelled as Chef delivered the breakfasts for the last time this season.

“Disco Stu says it’s just me and you.” Stu commented as he threw the breakfast out the window.

“I had no idea.” Brianna said sarcastically as she played with her muffin.

“Disco Stu says it’s time to disco!” Stu announced as he turned on some disco music.

“How about hip hop music?” Brianna suggested as she switched it to hip hop music.

“Disco Stu says he wants to disco!” Stu yelled as he switched it back to disco music.

“I’d rather listen to hip hop music!” Brianna yelled as she switched it back to hip hop music.

“Disco Stu says do you want to tussle?” Stu asked as he changed it back to disco music.

“Fight, fight, fight!” Chef chanted from the hallway.

“No getting injured in the finale!” Chris yelled as he burst through the door.

“My job stinks so if I want to see a fight you should let me!” Chef yelled as he threw down his mop in disappointed.

“Just settle it in a game of chess.” Chris suggested as he dropped a chess board at their feet.

A half an hour later…

“Disco Stu says check mate.” Stu said as he knocked down her king.

“I want a rematch!” Brianna yelled as she started putting the pieces back.

Another half an hour later…

“Disco Stu says chess mate, again.” Stu said as he knocked down the king down, again.

“How did you learn to play chess like that?” Brianna asked as she cleaned up the pieces.

“Disco Stu is a very good chess player.” Stu replied as he showed Brianna his trophies.

“Contestants, report to the sky deck for your last challenge.” Chris announced over the loud speaker system.

At the sky deck…

“Your final challenge is a huge obstacle course.” Chris announced, “We parked in Belgium last night soothe last part of the course will be in Belgium. Chef will explain the rest.”

“Okay maggots, first you dive into the water and swim to the life boat, then grab the key and swim back. Next you unlock the one of the doors and grab the bowling ball. Then you throw the bowling ball at lever and when you knock it down a pogo stick will fall in front of you. Grab the pogo stick and hop until you get to the Waffle House. Then you make a waffle, give it to Chris, and if he likes it you win.” Chef said as he showed them a drawing of the course.

“Wow… that seems a little confusing.” Brianna commented.

“That’s too bad, maggot!” Chef yelled as a boat parked near the ship.

“We brought back the other contestants to help you in the course.” Chris announced as Kirsty, Becky, Conner, Reggie, Myron, Leah, Yohan, Max, and Aaron sat on Stu’s Bleacher while Jordan, Kayla, Adam, Tina, Austin, Sophia, Lauren, Diane, Keith, Emma, and Felicia sat on Brianna’s Bleacher, “It’s eleven to nine, a pretty close match. Now we will here speeches about why the final two deserve to win the money and what they’ll spend it on.”

“Disco Stu deserves the money because he can boogie, oogie, oogie. Disco Stu would spend the money on a disco club where everyone can boogie all the time!” Stu announced as his supporters clapped a little.

“I deserve it because I made friends, did pretty well in challenges, and played an awesome game. I would spend the money on a huge hip-hop dance club and invite everyone here to the grand opening!” Brianna announced as her supporters burst out in applause as Jordan switched sides.

“Wow, both of you want to spend money on clubs. Anyways, on your mark, get set, go!” Chris screamed as he shot the gun and everyone started running but Yohan, Kayla, and Diane.

“Aren’t you maggots going to run with them?” Chef asked as he stepped into his car.

“It’s way too much running.” Yohan replied.

“I don’t care about any of this.” Kayla replied as she took out some nail paint.

“I’m reading.” Diane replied as she flipped the page.

“Let’s go maggots.” Chef mumbled as he started the car, “I’ll give you a ride to the finish line.”

“Cool.” Yohan said as they all got into the car.

“Disco Stu needs to go faster.” Stu said to himself as he jumped into the water as his supporters cheered for him from the sideline.

“Go Stu, go Stu, go Stu!” Becky and Kirsty cheered as Brianna jumped into the water.

“Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrggg! Wait for me!” Conner yelled as he jumped in and caught up to Stu.

“Come on, Brianna!” Jordan yelled as he jumped into the water followed by Austin.

“Try to grab any fish that you haven’t seen before!” Emma yelled as they swam away.

“No way!” Brianna yelled as she kept swimming.

“Disco Stu says you need to keep up.” Stu commented as he grabbed the key and started swimming back.

“I’ll stop them from getting the key!” Conner yelled as he took out his plastic sword.

“Get him Jordan and you to Austin!” Brianna yelled as Jordan and Austin charged at Conner.

“Go Conner!” Becky cheered as Conner, Austin and Jordan wrestled in the water.

“Aaaaarrgg! This is not fair!” Conner yelled as Jordan and Austin attacked him.

“Disco Stu is ready to bowl.” Stu announced as he unlocked the door.

“You’re falling way behind! I still believe in you!” Keith yelled as Felicia nodded in agreement.

“Put a sock in it.” Aaron said as he stuffed a sock in Keith’s mouth.

“Where did you get that?” Keith asked as he spit out the sock.

“I took off Yohan’s foot while he was sleeping on the bus.” Aaron replied.

“It’s Yohan’s sock!? I need to go clean my mouth!” Keith screamed as he ran off to the bathroom, “Where’s the bathroom?”

“Disco Stu is a master bowler.” Stu commented as he bowled the ball and knocked over the lever and grabbed the pogo stick.

“I finally made it.” Brianna yelled as she unlocked the door and grabbed the bowling ball.

“Let me do this.” Jordan said as he bowled the ball and knocked over the lever.

“Thanks.” Brianna said as she grabbed the pogo stick.

“Wait! Before you go eat this energy bar that I made!” Max yelled as Brianna ate one of the bars and started hopping on the pogo stick, “So who wants pie?”

“I’ll take some.” Keith said as he grabbed a slice of the pie.

“How about I call my private jet and just take it to the finish line?” Myron suggested as he took out his cell phone.

“Or how about you call a jet to take just us to the finish line?” Leah suggested.

“Even better.” Myron replied as he called someone on his cell phone.

“Disco Stu hears something behind us.” Stu commented as he tried to hop faster.

“Use the power of rock and roll to help you!” Reggie screamed as he played his electric guitar.

“We’re catching up!” Brianna cheered as she started hopping faster.

“I’ll use a magic trick to help you go faster.” Lauren said as she took out her magic wand.

“You better not try any tricks.” Tina said as she grabbed her wand, “If you do, you’ll mess up and send her back to the beginning of the race.”

“Yeah, you’re probably right.” Lauren mumbled as she hung her head down.

At the Waffle House…

“Do you see anyone?” Chris asked.

“No, don’t care, never will.” Kayla said as she gave her order to a waitress.

“You’re paying for that!” Chris yelled, “Your own orders weren’t in the budget.”

“Fine, but I’m not paying for what Yohan ordered.” Kayla said as she pointed at Yohan shoving down a huge pile of food.

“These waffles are delicious!” Yohan yelled as he ate on in a whole bight.

“Be quiet! I’m trying to read!” Diane yelled as she flipped the page.

“I see a helicopter!” Chef yelled as the helicopter landed, “Oh wait, it’s just those rich nerds.”

At the obstacle course…

“Go Stu! You’re almost done pogo hopping!” Becky cheered as Stu continued hopping with Brianna close behind.

“I could still win this.” Brianna said to herself as she hopped faster.

“Disco Stu says he needs to stay in front of you.” Stu said as he kept hopping.

“Come on Brianna! You can pass him!” Emma yelled as Felicia nodded in agreement as Brianna caught up to Stu.

“I got this.” Aaron said as he took out a slingshot and a rock.

“What are you doing?” Keith asked as he watched Aaron suspiciously.

“Nothing.” Aaron replied as he shot the rock at Brianna.

“No! You can’t cheat!” Keith yelled as he jumped in front of the rock at took the hit.

“He’s down! Someone help him!” Austin screamed as he looked for help.

“I don’t care if he’s injured.” Adam mumbled as he walked past them.

“Hut, hut, hut, hut.” chanted the interns as they put Keith on a stretcher and carried him away.

“Disco Stu says it’s time to make a waffle.” Stu said as he ran into the kitchen in the Waffle House.

“They’re finally here!” Chris cheered as he moved to his judging table.

“Took them long enough.” Kayla mumbled as Brianna ran into the kitchen.

“I could’ve done it faster.” Yohan commented as he ate another pancake.

“No you couldn’t.” Diana said as she flipped a page in her book.

“I know.” Yohan said as he hung his head down.

“Now add the flour.” Max instructed as Stu put flour in the mix.

“Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?” Becky cheered.

“Stu!” Kirsty cheered as they did some cheer routine.

“We need cinnamon!” Max yelled as he frantically looked for cinnamon.

“Cinnamon for sale at the Yohan Store!” Yohan yelled as Max ran over and bought the cinnamon.

“Ya’ll waffle smells great!” Sophia chirped as she watched Brianna take the waffle off the pan on the burner.

“Thanks!” Brianna said happily as she ran over and gave it to Chris, “Here’s my waffle.”

“Let’s taste it.” Chris said as he took a bite but spit it right out, “This is one of the worst waffles I’ve tasted!”

“Darn.” Brianna mumbled as she went back to the kitchen.

“Did he like it?” Sophia asked.

“He hated it.” Brianna replied as she started making another waffle.

“Now put it over the burner for exactly four minutes and thirty six seconds on the medium setting.” Max instructed as Stu did what he said.

“Disco Stu will listen to you.” Stu said as he cooked the waffle.

“Hurry up, Brianna!” Tina yelled as she watched Stu cook the waffle, “he’s almost done.”

“That’s because he has the power of rock and roll.” Reggie commented as he played his guitar.

“I’ll do a magic trick to make it cook faster.” Lauren suggested as everyone shook their heads, “Okay.”

“Disco Stu says here you go.” Stu said as he handed Chris the waffle.

“This waffle is... amazing!” Chris yelled as he finished the waffle.

“Disco Stu gets to party!” Stu cheered as all his supporters cheered while Brianna’s supporters hung their heads.

At the campfire ceremony…

“The last coconut of the season goes to…
















Stu.” Chris said as Chef handed Stu his coconut.

“Disco Stu says he’s going to open his disco club right after the party at the Playa Des Losers!” Stu yelled as everyone cheered while they carried him onto the Life Boat of Losers.

“Wow. That’s a big life boat.” Chef mumbled as he drove all the contestants away.

“That was the end to the very awesome season of Total Drama Cruise! Tune in again to see twenty two more new contestants compete in challenges from the past in Total Drama History! Well thanks for tuning into Total Drama Cruise! We’ll see you next time in Total Drama History! Now I’m going to take a vacation.” Chris announced as he put on some sunglasses as the camera shut off.

Elimination Table (Voting History)

Place Contestant 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
1 Stu Reggie Win Win Win Win Win Win Felicia Win Win Kirsty Myron Aaron Max Safe Aaron Lauren Kayla Conner Yohan Winner
2 Brianna Reggie Win Win Win Win Win Yohan Win Win Win Win Myron Aaron Max Safe Lauren Kayla Kayla Conner Yohan Lose
3 Yohan Win Win Win Win Diane Keith Austin Win Win Win Win Myron Sophia Max Safe Aaron Lauren Conner Conner Stu
4 Conner Reggie Win Win Win Win Out Myron Yohan Max Win Lauren Lauren Kayla Yohan
5 Kayla Win Win Win Win Diane Win Austin Win Win Win Win Becky Sophia Max Safe Aaron Lauren Conner
6 Lauren Win Win Win Adam Win Keith Austin Win Win Win Win Myron Sophia Max Safe Aaron Kayla
7 Aaron Win Win Win Win Diane Win Win Win Emma Tina Win Myron Sophia Max Safe Yohan
8 Becky Win Win Win Lauren Win Win Win Felicia Win Win Max Myron Max Max Out
9 Max Win Austin Leah Win Win Win Win Stu Win Win Becky Becky Sophia Aaron
10 Sophia Conner Win Win Win Win Myron Win Win Emma Tina Win Myron Aaron
11 Myron Win Jordan Max Win Win Keith Win Win Emma Tina Kirsty Yohan
12 Kirsty Win Win Win Lauren Win Win Win Felicia Win Win Max
13 Tina Win Win Win Adam Win Win Win Win Emma Myron
14 Emma Win Win Win Win Diane Win Win Win Aaron
15 Felicia Win Jordan Leah Win Win Win Win Stu
16 Austin Win Felicia Leah Win Win Win Yohan
17 Keith Win Win Win Win Diane Lauren
18 Diane Win Win Win Win Yohan
19 Adam Win Win Win Adam
20 Leah Win Jordan Max
21 Jordan Win Felicia
22 Reggie Conner

Merge Rules

  •      Won immunity
  •      Safe
  •      Received Final Coconut
  •      Eliminated

Team Colors

  •      Running Beavers
  •      Jumping Monkeys
  •      Boogieing Cougars
  •      Lovable Pandas
  •      Creepy Cats
  •      Dancing Ducks
  •      Sleeping Snails
  •      Surviving Sailors
  •      Final Two

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