There may be some content not for younger kids. However, there is nothing here they wouldn't say on the Total Drama series.
Total Drama All-Stars Rewrite is a fanfiction written by MPSonic and a re-imagining of part one of the fifth season of the Total Drama series, Total Drama All-Stars. MPSonic felt the season was poorly written and lacking quite a bit, so he took it upon himself to re-write the season himself in a manner that he felt would fit the show in general better.
Sixteen of Total Drama’s most memorable contestants from past seasons return to face off in some of the most dangerous challenges yet. Back on Camp Wawanakwa, the heroes face off against the villains for a million dollars. One by one each contestant will be eliminated and sent home on the Flush of Shame with the winners staying in the McLean-Brand Spa Hotel, until only one all-star remains. But with a sinister, shadowy force manipulating things behind the scenes, the challenges growing more extreme, and new interactions developing, how crazy will the game get? Find out on Total Drama All-Stars!
A camera pops out from the right side of the screen first and then the left. Both are sparkling clean and new. A third pops out from a ditch, knocking over a paper towel and a Windex bottle, while a fourth pops out of a tree, knocking over a brush. An intern's hands are shown with a clapperboard as he clamps it down. The camera rushes through the campsite, showing off that it is now completely decontaminated from the toxic waste, as Chris is seen hovering close to the ground on his jetpack.
Dear Mom & Dad, I'm doing fine. Up the cliff and down into the lake.
You guys are on my mind. In the water, Scott and Owen tug on a treasure chest at the bottom of the lake. Fang pops out of it and bares his teeth.
You asked me what I wanted to be, Scott becomes startled and quickly swims away while Owen watches awkwardly.
and now I think the answer is plain to see. Over to the forest, where Cameron is up in a tree, trying to fend off Sierra who is trying to grab him.
I wanna be....famous! Anne Maria walks over and sprays Sierra with her hairspray, causing her to fall over. Cameron smiles but Anne Maria just sprays him too, causing him to fall out of the tree.
I wanna live close to the sun. Over to the waterfall. Jo and Brick are slap-fighting in it as it goes over the fall. They both scream.
Go pack your bags, cuz I've already won. Pan down to the log. Lightning is flexing his muscles as Brick and the canoe fall behind him. Jo lands next to him on the log, but it splits in half and they both fall.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way. Heather is seen watching the whole thing unfold and laughing, leaning on the Confessional. The Drama Machine rolls up to her casually.
I'll get there one day. Heather kicks it in anger and its front panel flips open, and Alejandro comes tumbling out. Lindsay pokes her head out of the confessional to see this.
Cuz I wanna be...famous! Cut down to the beach, where Duncan is sitting on a log, munching on popcorn, laughing, and pointing offscreen at something.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! Pan over so we see what Duncan is watching - several contestants on rafts on the lake, each holding sticks with red bumpers symbolizing each contestant's team, with Gwen facing off against Courtney, Alejandro facing off against Lindsay, Lightning facing off against Cameron, and Jo facing off against Brick.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! Jo and Brick clash, evenly matched and glaring at each other, Lightning pushes Cameron off his raft with a tap, Alejandro holds out his stick to block Lindsay's with a smug look on his face, and Gwen looks nervously at Courtney, who has a maniacal grin on her face and has one of her bumpers on fire.
I wanna be famous, I wanna be, Suddenly, Chris swoops down in his jetpack, flying in the space between the two sets of rafts and underneath the clashing sticks. He flies up to the camera, winks at it, and flies upwards. The flames from his jetpack provide the transition to the next scene.
I wanna be famous! Mike and Zoey sit behind the campfire. They look at each other lovingly and are about to kiss when Sierra pops up between the two of them and snaps a picture, the flash disturbing them and causing them to cover their eyes. Zoom out to reveal all the contestants whistling around the fire, and the season's logo.