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Jaron: Okay, sooooo...... Tell me how you could afford this big ass cruise ship?

Donovan: Well, my father owns a--

Jaron: Yeah, no one cares... ANYWAYS, WELCOME, TO TOTAL DRAMA WATER WARS!!!!!! Today, 16 contestants will battle it out for the half million dollar GRAND PRIZE!!! My name is Jaron, and I will be hosting this marvelous program!

Donovan: And i'm Donovan!!!

Jaron: And...? Anyways, the contestants are currently on a different boat bringing them here!!! Let's go check on them!

Meanwhile on the boat

Beau: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

Dylan: I'M SORRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

DeShawn: Ayyyyy, whus good hoes, it's ya boy D-Money, and I finna leave ma trap house and try to win some dough, so ma gang can survive out in the streets.

Amanda: Boys...

Laura-Marie: I know right, they are all such animals...

Joe: NOT ME BAE!!!

Laura-Marie: Well duh, I mean you're technically a girl anyways...

Joe: YEAH, prettier than all these hoes here...

Drea: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME???

Joe: Nothing...

Petros: Can you all be a little quieter? I'm trying to read...

DeShawn: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! Grabs gun

Petros: Nothing

DeShawn: Puts gun away Yeah, that's what I thought...

Dylan: SOMEONE HELP!!!

Beau: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY NERD!!!

Amanda: Beau, stop picking on that poor kid...

Beau: Stares at Amanda uhhhhhhhhhh

Dylan: Thanks Amanda...

Amanda: No problem kid!

Yasmin: #AmandaIsDatingAGeekConfirmed

Amanda: What?

Yasmin: #AmandaIsTryingToFightMe

Petros: English please?

Dylan: What he said...

Drea: Why are the uglies fighting? SOMEONE FETCH ME A LEMONADE AND SOME POPCORN!!! This stomach won't fill itself, now will it?

Wendell: Yes mistress. Brings Drea some Lemonade and Popcorn

Drea: That's more like it! Smiles evilly

Joe: mumbles Ugly bitch...

Wendell: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MASTER DREA???!!!

Drea: Calm down slave.

Wendell: Yes mistress.

Chloe: Um... Hi guys... Smiles nervously

Ulice: Hello dear, what is your name? Smiles warmly

Chloe: C-chloe

Ulice: Good to meet you love!

Chloe: Draws

Ethel: WHAT ARE YE YOUNGINS DOIN ON ME PROPERTY EH?

Laura-Marie: Ma'am, this is a boat that we are---

Ethel: HEH?!

Laura-Marie: Ma'am

Ethel: HEH?!

Laura-Marie: Never mind then...

Rhonda-Lee: Hey y'all I'm Rhonda-Lee, the happiest cowgirl south of the um... something!

Quincey: Life is not worth living... It strips you down to your core until you've got nothing left...

Amanda: That's dark...

Quincey: ...

Tina: HEY, IT'S THE BOAT!!!!!

Joe: OW, Stop screaming...

Tina: OOPS SORRY!!!!!

Joe: UGH

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