Jaron: Okay, sooooo...... Tell me how you could afford this big ass cruise ship?
Donovan: Well, my father owns a--
Jaron: Yeah, no one cares... ANYWAYS, WELCOME, TO TOTAL DRAMA WATER WARS!!!!!! Today, 16 contestants will battle it out for the half million dollar GRAND PRIZE!!! My name is Jaron, and I will be hosting this marvelous program!
Donovan: And i'm Donovan!!!
Jaron: And...? Anyways, the contestants are currently on a different boat bringing them here!!! Let's go check on them!
Meanwhile on the boat
Beau: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
Dylan: I'M SORRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
DeShawn: Ayyyyy, whus good hoes, it's ya boy D-Money, and I finna leave ma trap house and try to win some dough, so ma gang can survive out in the streets.
Laura-Marie: I know right, they are all such animals...
Joe: NOT ME BAE!!!
Laura-Marie: Well duh, I mean you're technically a girl anyways...
Joe: YEAH, prettier than all these hoes here...
Drea: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME???
Petros: Can you all be a little quieter? I'm trying to read...
DeShawn: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! Grabs gun
DeShawn: Puts gun away Yeah, that's what I thought...
Dylan: SOMEONE HELP!!!
Beau: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY NERD!!!
Amanda: Beau, stop picking on that poor kid...
Beau: Stares at Amanda uhhhhhhhhhh
Dylan: Thanks Amanda...
Amanda: No problem kid!
Petros: English please?
Dylan: What he said...
Drea: Why are the uglies fighting? SOMEONE FETCH ME A LEMONADE AND SOME POPCORN!!! This stomach won't fill itself, now will it?
Wendell: Yes mistress. Brings Drea some Lemonade and Popcorn
Drea: That's more like it! Smiles evilly
Joe: mumbles Ugly bitch...
Wendell: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MASTER DREA???!!!
Drea: Calm down slave.
Wendell: Yes mistress.
Chloe: Um... Hi guys... Smiles nervously
Ulice: Hello dear, what is your name? Smiles warmly
Ulice: Good to meet you love!
Ethel: WHAT ARE YE YOUNGINS DOIN ON ME PROPERTY EH?
Laura-Marie: Ma'am, this is a boat that we are---
Laura-Marie: Never mind then...
Rhonda-Lee: Hey y'all I'm Rhonda-Lee, the happiest cowgirl south of the um... something!
Quincey: Life is not worth living... It strips you down to your core until you've got nothing left...
Amanda: That's dark...
Tina: HEY, IT'S THE BOAT!!!!!
Joe: OW, Stop screaming...
Tina: OOPS SORRY!!!!!