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Author's note: So, like I said in my latest blog, I have plans to write some comedy material in the upcoming weeks. Well, I'll start off with the project that will take less time.

Total Drama: Pointless and Random is a nonsense comedy story written by Jkl9817. Whereas it won't have any particular conducting wire and will be completely based on nonsense/absurd humor, I decided that, like in TDIRM's anthology, anyone is allowed to write a chapter, but please identify yourself if you are going to write one. The purpose behind this project is to help users avoid boredom, since you don't have to think much to write down a chapter, not to mention absurd humor can be a lot funny at times.

P.S.: The fact that this will be based on nonsense humor doesn't mean one can make a lot of spelling/grammatical mistakes, unless it has something to do with the "context" of the story. Try to think about this as an actual story.

Chapter 43: Introduction to nothing in particular

Written by Jkl9817.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" cries Chris McLean while dancing ballet on a surfboard floating about Lake Wawanakwa. "I am high, eh? And I love gelatin! GELATIN! Gelatin is so tasteeeeh. And it's so good and tasteh. And I love GELATIIN! And gelatin is nearly, NEEARLY as good as the third season of Friends! Don't you love Friends? I love FRIENDS! And I love my friends! Come here, friends!" A group of magenta beavers come flying and holding saltshakers. They begin to fly and do the worm dance around Chris, who performs a 70's dance move while screaming "THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS-" but then a giant outdoor reading "END" smashes him down. The beavers cry out loud, but then get bored and go have their five o'clock tea.

After the five o'clock tea, the beavers return to Lake Wawanakwa and suddenly are transformed into actors from X-Men 2 by the transcedental pixie from planet Pi. Then five thousand Total Drama Island Fanfiction Wikia users come running and trample them, while one of the users points at them and says "Take that, bitches!" The users go to the main lodge, and the X-Men 2 actors are teleported to a pleasant farm in Southern Cuba. But then a firing squad shoots googol soccer balls on fire at them, and they die.

Then they ressurect and eat all the pies from a pie-eating contest in Yukon. Then all the Total Drama Island contestants plus two Camps Wiki admins show up and ask for autographs. But they are interrupted by Diane Sawyer from ABC World News and her stupid camera crew. Diane Sawyer asks, "How does it feel to die? Does Heaven have a smoking section? Do you like my new cyan highlights? Just kidding, they are brown! JOKE OF THE WEEK! HOHOHO! If you were an animal, would you be a mammal or a reptile?"

Hugh Jackman is about to answer when Chef Hatchet punches Diane Sawyer to Arkansas and asks Halle Berry, "Would you marry me?" Deeply moved and with tears in her eyes, Halle Berry says "Yes. Yes!" and she and Chef begin to make out passionately. At that vision, all the other actors die again.

That's when Chris McLean comes running and yells "I TOLD YAUHHHH! I LIKE KITTIES!", thus making all the X-Men 2 actors ressurect once again. Then Anna Paquin says "I won the Oscahrh when I was twelvah yearsah oldah and I am going to move to Arkansasah." She moves to Arkansas and there she meets Diane Sawyer, who asks "How does it feel to move to Arkansas?" Anna Paquin answers "Very good, except for the geysers." "What geysers?" asks Diane Sawyer, only to be blown away by a geyser and land back on Yukon.

"You again?" asks Chef. She punches Diane Sawyer's head down until she's as tall as a golf hole, and, content, goes back to Camp Wawanakwa, where Eva was about to be voted off the island due to drinking so much water she became an elephant. The campers laugh, having a good time. That's all, folks!

"WAETH, THAT'S NOT AWLL," says Chris, still high. "THE END IS NEAR!" he yells again, only to be crushed down by another outdoor reading "END".

Chapter 0 - Noah and Ezekiel's Super Awesome Adventure

Written by Toadgamer80.

One day, Noah was sitting at Mickey D's, eating a big mac and McFrench Fries.

"BLAAAAAAAAARGH!" screams Ezekiel, running up to him.

Noah flips off Ezekiel. "What the hell do you want?"

"Eh, I was looking for some chick'n strips. Eh." says Ezekiel.

"Get the hell away from me." says Noah.

"No profanity, eh." says Ezekiel. "Let's keep it PG."

Suddenly, a large parade comes crashing through Mickey D's. The first one to arrive is Micky D, followed by SG and his two noobish siblings. Followed by them are Zinc, riding on a BfDI float, and MrD, who's trolling others. Sprinklemist and his over 9000 characters then come charging in, followed by old man Gideon. Jkl then comes in, talking about his ideas for the wiki, but he's trampled by Brandon and Layla. Then QOS comes in riding on her naked Eva, followed by Chancellor Cherry, Who's Talking In All Capital Letters, and Dolph on his magical rainbow unicorn. Then all the Total Drama Wiki users come in, led by Ryan and Kg, who are screaming their heads off. Followed by them are the TDIFF wiki noobs, led by Cavi, and TDFANFRENCH. Shlong Kingston then randomly comes in, followed by the California Boys and the Brown Eyed Pubes. Then Suzuki and Rebecca Black come in, making out, and Friday sees Rebecca, choking and killing her. A hearse comes by, carrying tombstones with the names DJ Spenstar, Anonymos, and Sunshineandravioli on them. Then, Gary comes in yelling OVER 9000, and Reddy comes in after him. Jake the dog and Finn the human come in, having adventures, and they're followed by Mordecai and Rigby. Muscle Man and High 5 ghost are after them, yelling about the MY MOM jokes. Then, more TDWiki users come in, complaining about Council, and then Donny comes in, singing about pants. He then whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. He whips his hair back and forth. Then Toad comes in, complaining that he didn't steal that joke from Jkl. Then everyone disappears in a puff of smoke.

"WHAT THE F@#$ WAS THAT?!" screams Noah.

Izzy comes in, naked.

"ZOMGLEEEEE." says Noah.

Sadie comes in, also naked.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." screams Noah.

"This story isn't even funny, eh." says Ezekiel.

"ZOMG STFU" screams Noah.

"No, I won't STFU, whatever that means." says Ezekiel.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--" screams Noah.

Then Ezekiel pees on Noah's forehead.

"OH MAH GAWD DO YA LI3K THAT BETTR?!?!" screams Ezekiel.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screams Noah.

"You know what, eh? The author of this story said no spelling and grammar mistakes. Here, lemme read it for you. P.S.: The fact that this will be based on nonsense humor doesn't mean one can make a lot of spelling/grammatical mistakes, unless it has something to do with the "context" of the story. Try to think about this as an actual story. " says Ezekiel.

Noah slaps his head. "This story is abhorrent."

Rebecca Black then comes in and kisses Noah.

"I feel 999999 times better." says Noah dreamily.

"FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN" screams Rebecca.

Noah blushes then faints.

Chapter 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 - I have to urinate.

Written by Jkl9817.

Ezekiel is picking his nose and singing Band On The Run when suddenly Total Drama Jumbo Jet flies onto him and turns him into a pear.

Pear

Ezekiel

A few weeks later, the Total Drama Island contestants arrive to Camp Wawanakwa in a yellow submarine. A yellow submarine. A yellow submarine. All the females run off the bus screaming "HELP!" and the males run after them holding torches and harpoons, except for Justin and Alejandro, who look at some rocks on the ground, hit it off, and start making out with them.

Gwen walks in circles saying "Oh, snap, oh, snap, oh snap!" and Izzy throws her grandmother on Lindsay's feet, causing Heather to have an allergic reaction to the universe and snore at Beth's face, causing LeShawna to fly away singing the alphabet song, causing Trent to kill a turtle with an Oscar statuette, causing Justin to marry a rock, causing Bridgette to be transformed into Ringo Starr by the transcedental pixie from planet Pi. In the midst of all this mess, Sierra whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth.

Then a bomb explodes somewhere between Muskoka and Chris McLean's new shoes, which triggers a series of toilet water rainfalls. Duncan runs away from the Arts and Crafts center wearing nothing but cyan socks reading "Green Lantern rox" while screaming "I WANT MY UNDERPANTS! I WANT MY UNDERPANTS! I WANT MY UNDER-" and then being suffocated by a pile of underpants that rush down along with the toilet water. Cody walks up to Duncan, points at him and says "THAT'S what you get for not borrowing me your Breaking Bad DVDs." Duncan pulls him into the pile of underpants and beats him up until he's turned into a T-shaped beef. Duncan throws the beef at Eva's face and she yells "GOOSEBERRY!" before throwing it at Chef Hatchet's crew of cursed ponies. The cursed ponies take the beef to Jamaica and leave it on top of DJ. DJ has a nervous breakdown, and blames it on Justin's trophy rockwife, who says "WUT? MEEEEEEEEEE?" and travels to the center of the earth, taking poor Ezekiel the Parr and Cody the T-shaped Beef with her. In the center of the earth, the rock has a sex-change surgery and cheats on Justin with Alejandro. Justin and Alejandro wrestle to death and Izzy throws a bucket at their heads, saying "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!" and firing har lazar at them. All the characters suddenly get up and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!", and that's when princess-dressed Ringo "Bridgette" Starr moonwalks in. The curtain falls and a giant sea lion is tossed at Courtney, which flings her down to Season 3. In season 3, Courtney sues the show, sues the producers, sues the campers, sues the ground, sues a tree, sues herself, and ends up as the leader of mafia in a secret country in Eastern Europe.

Chapter 3 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628 The Lost Episode

Written by Rhonda.

It was a normal day on the island as always. The contestants were in the cafeteria eating spagetthi o's when Izzy came flying through the roof. "I'MA Stealz YO spaghetti o's and sell them on eBay!"

"No you aren't!" Chef yells at Izzy. "Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!"

"What makes you thing your the boss of me?" Izzy asks.

"Because I am your father!" Chef yells.

"I heard a rumor that was never said in the movie." Bridgette says.

"Wait your my dad?" Izzy asks. "Is that why I have so much leg hair?"

"Yes," Chef replies. "Now lets take over the world!"

"POTATOES!" Izzy yells.

"OMG Katie," Sadie says. "I have to tell you I'm a Space Alien!"

OMG me too!" Katie yells.

"Were like twins!" Sadie replies as the two jump up and down together.

"The fact I said were not here to make friends means I won't win the show." Heather says.

"I'm loved this season!" Gwen cheers.

"My voice actor voiced Sailor Mars!" Courtney yells.

"I'm the son of the of Batman eh." Zeke says.

...Then he dies.

"Oh no he has been poisoned!" Bridgette yells.

"Let's go outside." Noah says.

One scene change later everyone is at the edge of the woods.

"Lets all get lost in the woods." Noah says.

"No," Trent yells. "For every bear that ever there was, Will gather there for certain, because, today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic!"

Then Noah eats Trent.

Then they all enter the woods. And then they all find the Teddy Bear's picnic.

"I'm eat this picnic basket." Izzy says. Then she sucks up all the picnic baskets like she was Kirby.

"Hey Bobo," Yogi bear says. "That gnome ate our picinick baskets. Let's eat her friend."

Then they eat Noah.

"Hey you wanna come into the back of my van kids?" A guy in a bear costume says. "I got candy in there."

"Care Bear Stare!" A random care bear yells as the care bears shout the guy in the bear costume with...some ray off their tummies.

"We saved you!" A care bear says cheering. "We saved you from that..."

"I WANTED CANDY!" Izzy yells and then she eats all the care bears.

Then Courtney bumps into the woods and reveals their is civilization on the other side.

"What there was city here all along!" Courtney yells.

"But we've been in the woods a lot." Bridgette says. "How come we never noticed this? Is it real?"

"Well it is never mentioned again so I don't know." Courtney replies. "Besides next season we drive here so... yeah."

"Let's go to Walmart!" Lindsay says.

Then they all go to Walmart.

"Do you have this in blue?" Lindsay asks a man.

"Well," The man says. "That's orange juice and I don't work here."

...Then Lindsay and the man make out.

"CHOROS!" Izzy yells as she throws choros at people.

"I'ma but these apple bottom jeans!" LeShawna says.

Then she melts into goo and Izzy licks her up.

"DON'T STOP BELIEVING!" Izzy yells. "Like my PB&J sandwich."

Then DJ rides by on a unicorn. "I feel so pretty."

"Well your not," Izzy says. "Your ugly."

"Aw." DJ says.

"This chapter has really bad grammar." Cody complains.

Then Eva turned into a lemon and Izzy made her into lemonade.

"I'm gonna go read fanfictions." Justin says leaving.

"Well," Heather says. "Now what?"

"Look out for that Walmart employee!" Izzy yells.

"I'm like so happy to assist you and make suggestions." The employee says. "But I have a spiting problem. And a runny nose. And severe allergies. And your cute."

The Walmart employee then pets Duncan.

...Then the two make out.

"Disney Channel isn't funny." Izzy replies. "Now lets all go to Area 51!"

Then there all at Area 51.

"This sucks." Heather says.

"I thought this would be funner." Izzy replies.

"I was the one who poisoned Ezekiel." Bridgette says.

Chapter ii - Oh no, not I! I will survive! Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive! I've got all my life to live. I've got all my love to give. And I'll survive! I will survive! Hey, Hey!

Written by Jkl9817.

Eva bites a popsicle, screams in pain and dies from smallpox. Then she ressurects and builds a bridge with Lego.

THE END

Chapter 957,892: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Written by Reddude.

It was a cold day in Toronto, and Katie and Sadie were spending the holidays together, wearing matching green/red sweatshirts. Sadie gasped as she opened the fridge.

"Katie, we're out of milk!" the fat teen said. Katie also gasped.

"We, like, have to get some more!"

"I know, right?"

"Let's go." the might-as-well-be twins strutted out to their pink Toyata Prius and drove off. They stopped at a grocery store and ran in. They ran to the dairy aisle and found there was no milk left.

"Like, what are we going to do?" Sadie cried. The twins frowned, when suddenly they spot Ezekiel carrying the last jug of milk. They exchange glances.

Ezekiel fell out of the aisle, dazed, as Katie and Sadie ran to the check-out line. They were stopped by two security guards, however.

"We noticed you beat-up this guy." one guard said, holding up Ezekiel.

"Homeschooled dweebs are protected by law," the other said. "I'm afraid you'll have to come with us." the two gasped and were suddenly behind bars.

"I feel really bad about beating up Ezekiel." Katie said. Sadie nodded from a separate cell. Suddenly, the guards served them breakfast: eggs, bacon, and milk.

Sadie gasped. "Katie, look! We finally got the milk!" Katie gasped.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!" the duo cheered. And they did everyday for the rest of their life sentence in Toronto Maximum Security Lock-Up.

Chapter T - The one where Gwen eats a telephone, Sierra fights a bee to death until LeShawna yells the lyrics of a Hairspray song in Latin out of a stomachace, two hundred and thousand tesseradecades of old men hunt the secret hair of Geoff, Beth rocks 'n' rolls all night, and parties every day, Trent kills Owen with his Kids Choice Awards acceptance speech, and in Heaven—or it's hell, or it's ANYBODY WAITING AT HOME FOR YOOOU, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME THAT WILL TELL THIS TAAALEEE.......—Owen eats some Thai candy beans and turns into a peacock, cock, cock, a peacock, cock, a peacock, cock, cock, a peacock, he turns into a peacock, cock, cock, a peacock, cock, a peacock, cock, cock, a peacock, and watches all episodes of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! via Sony Blu-Ray Disc™, Lindsay and DJ tap each other until Lindsay accidentally makes out with DJ's hand, cats and dogs rain literally and trigger all of Cody's allergies, causing him to sneeze down to Paraguay and catch pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Katie and Sadie decide never to drink orange juice again, Duncan adopts an Ethiopian boy because Tyler won't eat his cottage cheese, and Eva and Chris get married to convince Gwen to spit out the telephone; why, where's the titin?

Written by Jkl9817.

Hi, how are you?

The End is Near

Written by OHF

Warning: Rated R - May contain F-bomb

I woke up, with my eyes crusty. The sunlight hit my eyes as it shined through the window.

I lookd at my calender.

December 28, 2012.

This was it.

A few months ago, a rumor started about the world ending in December 28, 2012. Of course, there were the fucking idiots who actually belived it. Many sane people told them not to worry -- as there was no proof that the world would end -- only theories.

However, we were sadly proven wrong.


A few months ago, many news reporters stated that there would be a large astroid -- the size of the moon -- that would hit the earth, around South America.

The impact would wipe out all living life.

NASA -- of course -- wouldn't allow this. They shot at the astroid and did everything they could. While many belived the astroid will be destroyed, no doubt, they were shocked as to what had happened.

NASA failed at destroying the astroid.

I tried to go back to sleep, until a mysterious voice was heard. "Gwen? Are you sleeping? C'mon Chris want's to gather us up."

I woke up and noticed the voice was none other than Trent.

If you don't know the story, Chris McLean brought the Total Drama Island cast back to Camp Wawanakwa. Apperantly, Camp Wawankwa was supposed to be "safe."

But due to our contracts, we were required to go there.

Chris cleared his throat. "Everyone. Please listen."

Chris looked at the campers as a sweat dribbled down.


















UND THN HEZ FARTED!!!!1111111 hHAHAHSEHDHD

Katie and Sadie go to the Mall.

Katie and Sadie go to the Mall: By Zoomer72

Contains swears: But don't worry, there all bleeped (****) out. :3

One day Katie and Sadie wanted to go to the mall.


{C}“Hey Katie!” said Sadie.

“Hey Sadie!” said Katie

“I want to go to the mall!” said Sadie.

“EEEEE” said Katie.

“OMG I SO KNOW LOL ROTFLOL!” agreed Sadie.


{C}15 minutes later, after Katie ran over a couple of people, the two BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL’s arrived at the mall to go shopping.

{C}“EEEEE SHOPPING!” screeched Sadie.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEE” replied Katie.


{C}First, they went to Wal-Mart and got some candy. They hoped to get on a sugar rush.


{C}“EEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeee” contributed Katie.

“eeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEE” supposed Sadie.


{C}It worked.

{C}Then they went to Garage to try on some new clothes.


{C}“THOSE TIGHTS LOOK SO GOOD ON U!!!!” blasted Katie in the middle of the store.

“OMG I SO KNOW LOL ROTFLOL!” erupted Sadie, making other people’s ears bleed.

{C}They were still on their sugar rush.


{C}Last, they went to McDonalds for some food.


{C}“I LOVE FOOD!!! GIVE ME SOME A DAT FOOD YA MCFREAKS!!!” screamed Katie as she climbed onto the counter and started throwing people’s orders at the cashiers.

“BADABABABA IM ****ING IT!!!!” belted Sadie at the top of her lungs, while pushing over people’s tables.


{C}“AAAAHHHH!!!” screamed the people.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!” screamed the cashiers.

“WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON HERE???” screamed the manager, running out of his office.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHLAAAAALAAAAAAWAAAAAA!!!!!” screamed Katie and Sadie at the same time, tackling the manager.


{C}3 days and five lawsuits later, Katie and Sadie got home.


{C}“That was AWESOME!!” said Katie.

“I SOOOO know!” agreed Sadie.

“Let’s do that again!” They both said!

Chapter ∞ - "Owen, what's the bulging in your pants?" "Oh, that's my compass!"

Written by QOS

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,)
Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,)
Back to my home, (home, home,)
I dare not go, (go, go,)
For if I do, (do, do,)
My mother will say:
Did you ever see a llama, wearing pajamas?
Down by the bay!

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,)
Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,)
Back to my home, (home, home,)
I dare not go, (go, go,)
For if I do, (do, do,)
My mother will say:
Did you ever see a fox, hiding in a box?
Down by the bay!

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,)
Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,)
Back to my home, (home, home,)
I dare not go, (go, go,)
For if I do, (do, do,)
My mother will say:
Did you ever see a bear, combing his hair?
Down by the bay!

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,)
Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,)
Back to my home, (home, home,)
I dare not go, (go, go,)
For if I do, (do, do,)
My mother will say:
Did you ever see a snake, baking a cake?
Down by the bay!

Down by the bay, (bay, bay,)
Where the watermelons grow, (grow, grow,)
Back to my home, (home, home,)
I dare not go, (go, go,)
For if I do, (do, do,)
My mother will say:
Did you ever have a time when you couldn't make a rhyme?
Down by the bay!

Chapter Numberless - Pie is good for you!!!!!!

Written by Jkl9817.

"OMG I'M SO HAPPY!" Duncan yells.

"OMG ME TOO!" Tyler yells in response.

"WUR ALL HAPPEH!" Heather yells.

Then all the contestants start dancing.

"OMG I'M SUCH A GOOD DANCER!" Bridgette says. "I'M LIKE A NATURAL!!!"

"RIGHT?" Noah says.

"OMG I LOVE MOUSEPADS!" LeShawna says.

Then LeShawna makes out with a mousepad.

"HOW COME I'M NOT PINK?!" Katie yells.

"OMFG IDK!" Owen says.

Then they make out.

"TOO MANY ACRONYMS!" Gwen says, turning into a watch.

"ROTFLMFAOL!!!!!!" Cody says.

Then everyone dies, ressurects, and attacks the producers with magic pillows provided by the Transcedental Pixie from Planet Pi.

END

Total Drama Outer Space

Written by FanOfStuff

Gwen stared very hard at a star then exploded because she saw pink. Then Bridgette stared at a star, saw pink and went flying into space.

Bridgette then turned into a rock, and Geoff grabbed her and screamed "MY GIRLFRIEND IS A ROCK!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Noah started laughing hysterically on jupiter and realizing Jupiter wasn't solid and falling right in. There he saw Lindsay.

"Hi Noah!!! Don't you just looooooooooooooove the inside of Jupiter!!! I do!!!" Lindsay said

"YEAH!!!" Noah screamed. Lindsay then fainted because Noah talked to loudly.

On Mars Gwen who had somehow come back to life found water, and drank it all. Then aliens came and beat her up for drinking all their water. Then Katie and Sadie saw and bit off the aliens heads, and Gwen exploded again. Katie and Sadie screamed and jumped off mars giggling.

Then Owen ate the universe. They all lived happily in Owens stomach.

Chapter 6: Justin Is Hot

Written by Zinc

Justin is sitting in a Mac's store, having a slushie. He had quit modelling and is trying to become a normal person.

Suddenly five girls walk in. Two of them are Katie and Sadie. They start to swoon over him.

Justin hypnotizes them to act like gymnasts. Sadie knocks over a standee, turning her into a sammich.

Suddenly Katie says "Now my chance of winning went from 5 percent to 5.263 percent!" She then grew 25 feet.

Justin licked the sammich. The sammich was so infatuated that it turned back into Sadie.

Sadie ran out and rode on Katie's head. Katie went back into normal size and Sadie fell off.

Sierra and Cody were making out on a park bench. Justin walked by with his slushie. Sierra said hi, Cody turned into a marshmallow. Sierra accidentally ate him.

Justin then combed his hair, admired himself in a mirror, and began walking home. He grew eagle wings and flew around the town to a McDonald's.

As he sat down, there was a great explosion. All the TD Fanfiction Wiki users walked in and ordered muffins. Sunshine flew away, never to be seen again, and Ben blamed it on Kate. Toad and SG high-fived and looked at the cashier's boobs, while Jkl and Reddy discussed the features of the wiki. Chimmy turned everyone into muffins and walked away with a cartload of muffins.

Suddenly characters from different stories appeared before Justin's eyes.

Tyya added "That's what she said" after everything Antoine and Lou rapped, Wendie set Manic's hair on fire, Esme swooned over Evi, and Dax took a big bite out of Leonard's face. (It tasted like ottsels.) And then Laima kicked Trey in the nards.

Suddenly the speaker box came by and sent the entire solar system to the TLC.

Kate blamed it on Ben.

Chapter 69: The Extremely Inappropriate Chapter That You Should Not Read Unless You Are Thirteen Years Old Or Older Or One Of Those Dirty Little Kids Like QOS So Heed My Warning

Written by Toadgamer80.

"Penis." says DJ.

Katie takes her clothes off and has sex with Noah.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Lindsay takes her clothes off and has sex with Tyler.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Heather takes her clothes off and has sex with Alejandro.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Bridgette takes her clothes off and has sex with Geoff.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Gwen takes her clothes off and has sex with Duncan.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

LeShawna takes her clothes off and has sex with Harold.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Sierra takes her clothes off and has sex with Cody.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Izzy takes her clothes off and has sex with Owen.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Mildred takes her clothes off and has sex with Josh.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Chef takes his clothes off and has sex with Owen's mom.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Steve the Yeti takes his clothes off and has sex with the bear.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

Staci takes her clothes off and advances towards Ezekiel.

"Oh, dear god." says Ezekiel. {C}

Chapter -67: Wiki At War

Coming soon... By EnTrey

Chapter One-Third : To Make A Story Short

Written by Jake R

The cast died.

Chapter Over 9: Looking At Fanart

Written by Jake R

Duncan is looking at fan art on devianART.
Duncan visits myspace for tdpar

The fanart of Duncan on MySpace

"HEY, I DO NOT GO ON MYSPACE!" he says. "That often...." he says.

Someone says on FB: "I like dat seah thing gurl!" says a fan. "That's the stuff." he says. He then has intercourse online with a user.

Chapter -1: 0

Written by Kevvy9

Owen was eating so much he exploded in Katie's face, killing everyone but Katie, Sadie, Izzy, and Heather, making Katie fall on Sadie, making her roll into Izzy, making Izzy, Katie, and Sadie die. Heather walked in the kitchen and cheered because everyone but her died. "Yus, thay dyed!" Heather said, before dying of bad grammer and spelling.

Chapter I don't know. "Total Drama Friday!"

Written by INSF

Katie woke up on one fantastic Friday morning by her alarm clock which hit seven am. As Katie rises her head, she begins to sing "Friday". As she reaches the line got to get down to the bus stop, she his hit by a bus, driven by Sadie.

Sadie gets out of the bus, only to see Rebecca Black singing Friday, but is hit by a bus.

"FRIDAY!" Rebecca squeals, as Izzy laughs at her helpless victim.

"No more Friday for you!" Izzy laughs, until her bus is hit by train.

Geoff shouts from the train, "It's FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!".

Kesha walks along, only to be impaled by a unicorn's horn. Sadie squeals in terror.

DJ is walking past. Meanwhile, while Lindsay is driving another train, she hits a sign, which flies off into DJ's area, bisecting him, and Noah who was nearby.

On Friday night, Katy Perry falls down her stairs and Sadie says Friday, only to slip on a banana peel and is impaled by a pole.

Chapter 152: How To Kill A Magical Polka-Dotted Potato From Indiana

Written by SG.

Noah walked up to Tyler.

"Noah!" Tyler said. "How many views did our MyCircle video get?!"

Noah stared at him for a moment. "It got... OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000! OVER 9000!" He continued to say it for fifty thousand years.

Tyler finally had had enough and turned into a giant squid. He yelled at the sky and fired his lazar at Noah.

Noah blew up and became a magic banana.

Sierra ran over and licked the banana until it peeled open and blew up.

Gwen came over and began to turn purple until everyone turned pink in return.

She kicked Ezekiel all the way to Africa, where he was met with his mother making out with an elephant.
Ugly GIrl 2

Ezekiel's mom.

The elephant threw its trunk in the air until the Mushroom Kingdom got Bieber Fever and began singing Black and Yellow.

Suddenly, the United Army of Stopping Randomness realized they had to end this chapter. The leader, Chris McLean, came up to Eva and threw a red orange at her.

Eva used Thundershock on him, but it missed.

Chris used his PokeBall to catch the wild Eva.

Eva cusses after being captured, "WHAT THE BIEBER?!"

Lady Gaga finally had to slay the evil bacon Alejandro.

Alejandro made her fall in love with him.

Then Gaga wrote a song called Alejandro but it was so bad that the entire chapter's wording shattered and no one could write anymo

Le Chapter 3¼: Total Drama: Cookies

Written by Zinc

"Last time on Total Drama..." starts Chris McLean. He then turns into pajamas.

The final eight look at each other.

"What do we do?" asks Tyya, worriedly.

"I'm not sure, but we better do it fast," replies Gary.

Devin raps until Chelsey punches him.

Rosi wears the pajamas and does the twist.

"Guys, I made a challenge!" yells Drake.

"What is it?" Angus and Laima yell back.

Drake pulls out a gun. "DIE."

Everyone throws Rosi onto the Boat of Losers because she's a girl.

Then, they all eat cookies.

Chapter 345,345,345 Cody Potato

By TRSGB.

Cody walked up to Owen and yelled "you pie" then Owen turned

into a yellow pie and died.Then Manboy was so mad she fired her lazar at Cody and he turned into a potato,

then Cody threw a house at her and she died.Then Cody walk up to Finn he said "Adventure Time."Then

Finn cut him in half with his sword and then Jasa the Cat kicked him all the way to Chris' house and then all the

people were in a circle and they fired their lazar at cody and he died. The potato rescurrected and turned back, though something wasnt right.   ...   
Images1

Cody

Chapter 69, part II - Ding!

Written by that magical dude.

"Ding." says Ezekiel.

"SHOOP DA WHOOP" says a naked Ann Maria.

"LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS." says a naked Lindsay.

"I JUST HAD SEX. AND IT FELT SO GOOD." says Andy Samberg.

"This chapter isn't funny." says Brian.

"Who's Brian?" asks DJ.

Brian flips off DJ.

"Uh, whatevs." says Eric.

"And who's Eric?" asks DJ.

"I think it's Gideon." says Ezekiel.

"..." says PJ.

Chapter 0.2: The Battle of the Cake Trolls

Written by someone who is better than you.

Eva and Duncan were sitting on a peanut butter bench in Chocoville, Arkansas, when suddenly Sierra ran up to them.

"OMG, HAI!" Sierra shrieked. "I LIEK PIEZ!"

Eva gets depressed because she also like piez, and then shoves Duncan into a gopher hole because he has a mohawk.
Cake 2

Christi.

Then, Christi comes in and says, "OMG, I LUV DUNCAN SO I WANTED TO KILL HIS GOLDFISH!"

Sierra then blows up into a purple piece of steel because she doesn't know who Christi is.

Eva then turns into a golden hydra which uses three of its nine thousand and one heads to burn Christi.

Christi gets frozen by the fire until she turns into a polar bear and eats all the trash cans in Paris.

Then, Harold comes in holding a broken textbook from the year 1234. Before he can try to lick it, Noah comes crashing down to Earth.

Noah steps out of his pie spaceship. "I HATE EVERYONE EXCEPT EMINEM AND RICHARD NIXON!"

Sierra likes piez so much she starts dating Noah's spaceship.

The spaceship breaks up with her because she dropped a pin on the floor and made several giraffes cry on their first date.

Sierra is so happy that piez dumped her that she breaks five paper plates and kills Owen.

Harold then goes up into the sky and uses his Australian ruby to blow up the Tree of Yoyleland.

"THIS CHAPTER ENDS..." Sierra yelled. "NOW!"

Chapter 194749278493837843988937483102874384327023408273983243085793284790258189-16793671-7519847519340-5634975: WHAT?

By Me

" WHAT?" said That Guy over there

Chapter -1,000,000: The Adventures Of Duncan

By Kody

'RING, RING, RING!' Goes the bell at the end of the day

OH YEAH! screams Duncan out of nowhere. BYE BYE Teacher!

The last day of school, everyone was excited. He runs out the room giving her the middle finger.

He runs out, and throws his binder and books at some kid walking by. He turns around and punces the guys in the face.

Then he starts to DO IT with a poster of Celine Dion. Then, he got arrested.

ZHE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The chapter that nobody cares about since it is a chapter that reminds me of chapters that brings chapters into chapters about chapters that involve chapters that involve chapters because this IS a chapter which is a chapter that belongs to a chapter and chapters remind me of chapters and I like pie.

TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN BY DRA. :3


Once upon a time there was atoad who metLindsay on friday and Lindsay fell in love with him and then the pie kings came by and destroyed her and then the nonsense lords made Gwen their leader who then killed the evil mooooooostache Alejandro. Gwen killed Alejandro and his spirit became Lady Gaga annd then he sang about himself and got tons of money and then ate a chicken leg that was cody's head and thus a potato grew from his butt and he sang trollface tunes all night until he randomly killed himself and landed on the moon. Then the easter bunny came along and took a rocket to mars where the planet exploded and the bunny farted all the way to china where he colored the great wall pink. A man there gave him the map and the easter bunny went on a quest to find the losttreasures of lost treasures of peacocks. Then the yeti king found him and beheaded him and threw his body into the mermaid jungle where mermaids walked around and huggeld trees. The End.




==The n00bish Chapter. == Written by me. Again.


HelLO I am the N))B OF thE SENTRY und i am teLENG you a STORIE about PiE.

DERE UNCE WUZ PEI WHO GEVE MEI A DOLLARE.

THe eNd.

:33333333333333333333333333333333333333 IZ THE SQUEQWEDLSDNBS TO

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LALALALA... hi

Written by the user who is a fan of... stuff

Lindsay did something dumb.

Noah did something smart.

Bridgette made out with Geoff.

Geoff made out with Bridgette.

Fan got bored of writing this.

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAALALALALALAAAAAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.............

I HAVE RETUUUUUUUUUUUURNED -Bud Frump. How to succeed in buisness without really trying

Chapter 1049: We Now Bring You a Word From Our Sponsors...

Written by Mister.. E.

Try new Shamwow! brand deoderant! You'll be saying "Shamwow! I smell fantastic!".

Chapter EKKE EKKE EKKE PTANG ZOO BOING: The Knighs Who 'Til Recently Said Ni

Written by the lifeless user who started this thing

Niiii nii ni! NI! NIIIII! Ni! Niiiiiiii! NNNiiiii! NnniiIii! Ni! NI! NIIII! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Niiii! NNNiiii! NNNIIIII! nI! Ni!

IT

*dies*

Chapter 123456789: This Is The Tale Of Captain Jack Sparrow

Written by, for the third time, that one guy.

Once upon a time...

Buttons.

Boutons.

The End.

Chapter - Dump Dicks Happen Every Day

Written by A sexy amphibian.

Yeah, this chapter has nothing in it, so I might as well say...

...

...

...

PJ. ;D

Sup' yo

Go Wicked! Go Wicked!

Lindsay is da best character eva yo!

Imatating Mack dizzle FTW!

-ME!

Chapter 1001567: GIGGITY! GIGGITY!

by: The user who is WATCHING YOU!


Eva wears a pink dress with sparkly grey heels. She applys Rebecca Black-style lipstick on her small, orange lips.

She is ready for FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 a.m., waking up in the morning
Got to be fresh, got to go downstairs
Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal
Seeing everything, the time is going
Ticking on and on, everybody’s rushing
Got to get down to the bus stop
Got to catch my bus, I see my friends (my friends)

Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Got to make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend

7:45, we’re driving on the highway
Cruising so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Got to make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (partying)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We going to have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end

R.B., Rebecca Black
So chilling in the front seat (in the front seat)
In the back seat (in the back seat)
I’m driving, cruising (yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switching lanes
With a car up on my side (woo, come on!)
Passing by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick-tock, tick-tock, want to scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We going to have fun, come on, come on, y'all

It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend (we gonna get down)
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend

Beth claps.

Quagmire looks at the girls from his house.

GIGGITY!, he says smiling.

Lindsay is scared to enter Eva's house.

Quagmire leaves his house and approaches Lindsay.

GIG-I-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Lindsay screams, ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!

Eva is seen dressed in her normal clothes, It's Sunday, you STUPID BARBIE DOLL!

Chapter 7: The Stupid chapter

by: Your stalker. O.O

Sierra jumps out of nowhere and screams "HSIYTUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 200, 000 times exactly. After finishing Tyler jumps out of her mouth, then Gwen strikes him with a piece of fruit causing him to choke.

"OMG, LIKE SADIE TOTALLY!" Katie says "LIKE, OMG KATIE TOTTALY." Sadie says.

Then Ice King jumps ontop of Sadie then screams "I LIKE BUTTZ!"

Katie squeals loudly causing an earthquake. Alejandro runs towards Katie with a sac and bags her head.

Then Alejandro is eaten by a giant rabbit.

Heather is so mad she strikes Katie, and Sadie with a rock. Causing both of them to turn into zucchini.

Then Heather is killed by a GIANT ROBOT THAT FALLS OUT OF THE SKY.

Zuchinni

Katie and Sadie.


THEN THE WORLD ENDZ BECAUZE OF BAD GRAMMAR.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The longest chapter ever!

By Glinda, the ga is silent.

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Heather stopped singing.

"Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro." Courtney said!

"Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro." Lindsay replied.

Tyler punched Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro. and turned to Lindsay.

"Let's go! We don't need Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro!"

Heather walked up to Alejandro and turned him into a puzzle with her witch powers and turned green and starred in wicked.

SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME! LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY! AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY... EVERYONE DESERVES THE CHANCE TO FLY! AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE! TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM MEEEEEEEEEE...

Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.

Alejandro turned back into a jerk without a mustache.

"Keep the love coming Heather!" He said. Then he made out with her.

"Oh Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro." Said Heather. Then they both died and the world lived happily ever after.

"Who needs Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro. or Heather Heather Heather, He-Heather He-Heather?" Said Noah. Then he starred in how to succeed in buisness without really trying as J. Pearpont. Daniel Radcliffe, Darren Crise, and Nick Jonas beat him up for stealing their role.

This has been a long annoying never ending chapter by Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.Alejandro Alejandro Alejandro Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro.

Chapter 10 - Bridgette and THE THING :o

Written By Zoom. :P

Bridgette woke up, and looked out her foggy window.

And outside, she saw something terrible.

Stumbling backwards, she screamed.

The thing crashed through her window and collapsed onto the floor before her.

She then turned and attempted to run, but it was too late.

For it was...
































































THE DREADED AND HORRIFYING REBECCA BEIBER!

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" shrieked Bridgette.

"FRIDAY, FRIDAY," screamed the horrid beast.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUU-U-UUUUUUUUU!" Bridgette gasped, slowly fading away into death.

"BABY, BABY, BABY! YOU IS DEAD!" It yelled.

"Goodbye, cruel world, where untalented little brats can become famous on youtube and then just end up worse off than when they started." Bridgette said, crying, and then she died.

Just because some stupid kids decided to have a baby together, not realizing they were both freaks themselves.

And that their child would turn out even friekier than them.

The creature smiled, beholding it's next victim, and then leaped out the window.

There were many more people to kill in the town.

>:D


Chapter -0: The Scary Story

Created by the guy on fire.



Eva, Gwen, and Duncan are playing Truth or Dare.

Gwen asks, "Truth or Dare? To you both."

Eva and Duncan discuss it. "Dare." Duncan says.

"I dare you and Eva to go and see The Scary Story, tomorrow." Gwen says deviously.

"Meh, IDK. It doesn't look that scary."

The next day, the two go into the movie theater, with Gwen waiting outside the door. She can hear them scream.

"BABY, BABY, BABY, OHHHH! IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOW-" she hears. before Eva and Duncan run out crying.


THE END...?

The shortest chapter ever

by Me... again. Does this mean I can put it on my userpage now?

Ezekial is scary.

Chapter 344: Stale Candy

by: A person

soo, Sadie's candy went stale.


The End

Chapter &: I'm watching Bruce Lee in a movie

by Shadowgeoff

"I like trains," says Sierra.

Sixteen people go eat donuts.

"Ni!" says Jkl before posting a chapter of his TDA reimagining.

"It," says Zinc.

Jkl is so offended he eliminates Leonard.

"Now what?" says the donut.

"Ding," says Ezekiel.

"Salt n Pepa's Push It is super catchy, I wanna read Hunger Games, and there's a giant gaping hole in my chest," says Zinc.

"..." says the donut.

"That's what Teardrop said," says Jkl.

"No PJ?" says Izzy.

IrefusetoendthischapterwithpottyhumorandwhyamIsohyper?

Chapter 43 - Lenght

Written by Jkl9817.

Chapter YU: The chapter about a Yaoi fangirl, and frogs

by: Shao Kahn


Yah, Yuri.

Chapter ... - ...

Written by: PJ Dotcubed.

...

Chapter 4100169 - I LIKE TO TOUCH MYSELF

Written by Zari Arbinian.

"Don't touch me down mah neck." says Zari.

"Zari wanted to post a video on your wall." says Roz.

"Zari wanted to post a video on your wall." mimicks Zari.

"I don't know why." says Roz.

"I don't know why." mimicks Zari.

"She's a frickin' freak." says Roz.

"She's a frickin' freak." mimicks Zari.

"Uuuuuuuuuuugh." says Roz.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh." says Zari.

There is a short pause.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." says Roz. Zari soon joins in.

There is another short pause.

"I think we're gonna make a MyCircle channel." says Zari.

"We're too hilarious to waste this." says Roz.

"We're gonna call it..." says Zari. "Bess."

"4100169." says Roz.

"Come visit us." winks Zari.

"Four-one-zero-zero-one-six-niiiiiiiiine." sings Roz.

"Is that a real address?" asks Zari.

"No, it's her phone number." says Roz.

"I like boys with blue hair." says Zari.

"And pink skin." says Roz.

"Golly gee." says Zari.

"Golly gee whiz." says Roz.

"Golly gee whillikers." says Zari.

There is a very long pause.

"Be-be." says Roz.

"Be-be." repeats Zari.

"Ma-ma." says Roz in a baby voice.

"Ma-ma." repeats Zari.

"Zari's dad loves it when she does that, apparently." says Roz.

"It's troooooooooooooooo." says Zari.

"I LIKE TO TOUCH MYSELF." says Roz.

Zari throws a pillow at her.

PJ comes in. "..."

Chapter 49.7: We Got Shoved In A Hopeless Place

Written by Lady Rainicorn.

Ezekiel found Dove in a soapless place.

Eva found thove in a lispless place.

PJ found ... in a ...less place.

Nicki Minaj found bass in a superless place.

Katy Perry found girls in... California.

Then the five of them blew up.

The End.

Chapter 212.n0: Triple Dog Dare

by: Randy Macho Man Savage

Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, and Katie play tOd.

"Eva, you go first!" Katie yells

"KK" Eva replies

"Geoff, I triple dog dare you to give yourself a swirly." Eva dares Geoff

"..." Geoff replies

"PJ!" Zeke shouts

"Geoff, if you don't do it I will give you one myself."

"no..." Geoff replies

"PJ, AGAIN!" Zeke shouts

Eva grabs Geoff and gives him a swirly.

"MWAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH!!"

Katie comes up the stairs, "We are out of cookies!" she faints.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Eva shouts at the top of her lungs.

The sad ending....


Chapter It's seven o'clock in the mornin' watching something stupid on TV...

Written by: Taco Bell

OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGMOGMOGMOGMOGGOMGOGMOGMOGMMOGMGOFDNBSUAND IHBSVYDUBISVYDIBUSAVYABUIVSB----So lik,e PJ and Katie are like, playing, like, with like, dollz, and they like, made a TD parody with them, and like, like, like, like, IT's like....so AWESOME...and like....lolz. Lolz. Trololololololololololololololoololololololololol.

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Chapter PJ: RAWWWWWXANNE, YOU DON'T HAFF TOO PUT ON DA REEEED LIIIIIGHT!

by the friendly folk over there.

Rex is running for president.

"...if you elect me, I will be the youngest president ever at fifteen, I will save the country from its economic shortcomings, and I will improve our education system."

Suddenly, "Sarge" walked over to Rex and whispered something in his ear.

"And I will improve the military budget, apparently," says Rex. "Sarge" trots off.

"Who do you want to lead the country, the lefties, the righties or the person who will DO something for you?" yells Rex.

"KE$HA!" yells the crowd.

Rex is so mad he and Kate tap each other.

"LOLOLOLOLOL," says troll Kavren.

Chapter End of Time - The Final Chapter

Written by The Lone Survivor

Owen and Duncan appear in a completely white space.

"What happened to this story, man?" Duncan asked. "There hasn't been a chapter in months."

"It's no more." Owen said. "This is the..."

DUN DUN DUN

"Final Chapter!"

"Wait, this can't be the final chapter of Pointless and Random." Duncan said.

"Why not?" Owen asked.

"IT HAZ A PLOT!!!" Duncan said.

"Oh yeah..." Owen said.

Suddenly, a T-Rex appeared and killed Owen and Duncan with it's foot.

"..."

"PJ"

FIN

Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter Chapter - Nerves

Written by your mom

Beth was eating a sandwich, when suddenly Indiana freakin' Jones fell out of the sky.

"Batman's dead," says Indiana freakin' Jones.

"Meh," says Beth.

"Here's a link to TVTropes!" says Indiana freakin' Jones.

"NUUUUUUUUUU, that site is so addicting!" yells Beth into the air.

"Also, your sandwich is sentient and wants to kill all humans," says Indiana freakin' Jones.

Beth eats the sandwich. "I'm a murderer!" she says between sobs.

"BTW you're hot," says someone.

"OMG, who is that? Is it Brady?" Beth hopes.

Dolph appears. "I love you!" he screams.

"Ack! Nooooooo!" yells Beth.

"That could've gone a lot better," says Laima.

"Awkward..." says Indiana freakin' Jones.

".-" starts PJ.

"NO!" screams Beth, pushing PJ away before she can finish.

"Let's make out," says Justin.

"Finally!" cheers Beth.

Chapter Poopy - Enie Meanie Minie Mo, Go Catch Tyler By His Toe. If He Struggles, Don't Let Him Go. My Mommy Said To Pick The Very Best Failure, and He Is Not It.

This chapter is brought to you by Sunsummer7

"Mesa wants YOU!" I said, pointing a finger to the viewer.

Chapter ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

This chapter is brought to you by Sean Kenniff, the guy who built the Superpole 2000 and started the ABC voting strategy in Survivor: Borneo

"ABCDEFG, Courtney is a total-" a random dude sang, before a truck with loud music drove by, blocking it out.

"Pull a sho-" he continued, before being blocked out by the truck again.

"Darn it, wrong turn." he complained.

"ABCDEFG, Courtney was a total-" he said one last time, before being cut off by the same truck.

"Turns out that was the right way. I just had to take a left there, not a right." he said, feeling like an idiot.

THE END

Chapter ∞

Written by CK11

I woul

"Floaters, grab a life vest!" Heather exclaimed.

Meanwhile, Harold is painting a whale


Chapter:BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!

i love this DANCE lewshans said

What dance Lindsay said

it's boob,poop dance come on girl let's dance and and sing the lyrics said lewshana

oh oh oh my poop looks so so so so so so wonderful so wonderful that when a man saw my poop he vomited oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah he vomited because my poop is so wonderful oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah my Boobs my boobs is so fantastic oh yeah fantastic you're just jealous that I have boobs and you don't I'm talking to this man oh yeah this man my poop is so awsome ,my boobs is so awsome that's why Im singing my POOPIES,BOOBIES,POOPIES,BOOBIES,POOPIES,BOOBIES ARE SO PERFECT lindsay and lewshana said

BEST SONG EVER said lewshana

no worst song ever boobs,poops DISGUSTING said Dave

you're disgusting

wacka wacky wacky waya WAYA said Owen

I Dawn boobs promise I will show my boobs to the next boy to open the door and enters said Dawn

what was that about noah said

your second name is Boobs man weird names are around here

im lucky that im not the next boy to open the door and enter or I will be dead if I saw boobs

(Scott opens the door and enters)

oh dawn said

Scott you should really start running away Alejandro said

run from what Scott said

oh nothing there's no need to run Heather said

Im ready dawn said

(Dawn walks to Scott)

umm what freak Scott said

(Dawn takes her top off and Scott sees her Boobs)

your boobs scott said

(scott DIES)

i can't believe I showed my Boobs to Scott Dawn said

(Dawn DIES)

THE END.good ENDING right:):):) :) :) :) :) :):)

"..."

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