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farrah abraham: teen mom camera sex woman, host
pussy califroeseies: big brother 18 woman hater
amanda bynes: psychopath
p!nk: singer whos career died years ago and is hopelessy trying to revive it
justin beaver: trash teen celebriety
hannah montana: rockstar
michael jackson: dead pedophile
Vanessa5400: probably a bot
marina joyce: youtuber, kidnapped by isis and illuminati
benny lopez: drinker, smoker, gambler
sophia abraham: farrah's fucked up daughter
Miranda sings: singer, dancer, idk
Cindy: random girl
episode 1 the fall of the evil citrus
farrah: welcome to the island
cindy: i like it
justin: no one likes u cindy.
Vanessa: Dave and Sky <3
Vanessa: Sky: Dave! I thank i'm pregnant!
miranda: uh that means your having sex underaged. ur a sinner and ur going to hell with the devil and michael jackson
michael: Im right here miranda
miranda: AHHHHHHHHHHH DONT DO THATTTT!
p!nk: You gotta get up and try!
pussy: lets get all the girls out
farrah: ur first challenge is to-
sophia: mommy im thirsty
farrah: DRINK THE FUCKING DIRTY ASS LAKE WATER YOU STUPID CUNT.
farrah: ok so u need to not hop on deadly spikes. first to finish at the ohter end wins go!
amanda: (lights the spikes on fire and screams) I WANNA DIEEEEEE
amanda: (runs across)
farrah: amanda wins now its time for eliminatiun. everyone vote publicly
amanda: I VOTE PUSSY.
pussy: I vote p!Nk. shes a strong woman and a bigger threat than me and my bois.
p!nk: i vote pussy
justin: i vote p!nk
hannah: i vote pussy
michael: i vote p!nk
vanessa: sky <3
marina: (Has a gun held to her head) I vote p!Nk.
benny: i vote pussy.
sophia: i vote pussy
miranda: i vote pussy.
cindy: I vote-
farrah: yeah no one cares who u vote. Pussy ur out.
episode 2 mental breakdown ice creams
farrah: pussy is gone.
marina: HELP ME.
Benny: aww what wrong princess dont get ur big girl panties in a knot
marina: (whispers) im kidnapped by isis illuminati FBI Canada.
benny: im thursty (drunks beer)
p!nk: You all can suck my non existant dick for voting me! This used to be a fun house but now its full of evil clowns.
amanda: (slaps p!nk) IM NOT A CLOWN HA!
miranda: why would u call us a clown what is ur problem?
p!nk: no im talkin to michael and justin.
michael: im sorry u dont resemble a 12 year old child so
justin: yeah and you didn't mention my peach fuzy on my chin.
p!nk: ur pathetic.
farrah: where is my baby did i leave her at the spikes
sophia: (drowning in the water)
farrah: challenge is to save sophia gO!
p!nk: on! (pishes michael and drowns him and swims to the shore with sophia)
michael: i can never die but i wanted that child. Now.
marina: yeah lol (gun comes into camera) AH NO I DONT WANT HER.
cindy: i wanna win a challenge! I love this show!
p!nk: Shut the fuck up Cindy. We're all sick of ur remarks to be rude.
farrah: yeah seriously cindy. everyone hates ur ride ass
cindy: but i just wanna make friends
farrah: ur such a bitch (throws sophia at cindy) congrats p!nk ur safe.
amanda: i vote marina.
p!nk: i vote miranda.
justin: i vote miranda.
hannah: i vote marina.
michael: i vote marina.
vanessa: dave and Sky give me orgasmic feelings
marina: I vote Mirand-NO i vote Marina.
cindy: well i hate having to do this but i vote miranda.
farrah: its tied but eh we needed a double elim anyways bye bitches.
miranda: wait can i place 10th since im better
farrah: no u sucked u get 11th.
episode 3 art of the wild cards.
Farrah: final 9.
cindy: Oh yay!
sophia: mommy i think im going to starve to death.
farrah: eat some tree bark.
cindy: come sophia i will feed you.
sophia: fuck off u rude cunt.
amanda: im such a good woman lady (drinks vodka at 9 am)
Vanessa: You know what...
farrah: no we dont know what.
farrah: u dumb bitch shut up. p!nk: Farrah why are you so mean? Like just give me a reason just a little bits enough.
farrah: thats getting creepy.
hannah: Nobodys perfect!
farrah: why did we cast u again?
cindy: hannah we are outcasts lets ally and become the lesbinas pack.
amanda: me three.
cindy: ok us 3 will rule the game for life.
p!nk: not on my watch...
benny: hi p!nk whats up
p!nk: we gotta get cindy amanda or hannah out.
benny: okay u me and who else.
p!nk: ugh we got a get jestin and micheal.
justin: Okay. i join.
michael: only if sophia joins.
sophia: i join the alliance.
vanessa: can i join for some dave on sky action?
vanessa: hi cindy can i join you?
cindy: Of course vaness we are the outcast gals.
cindy: (conf: im evil now.)
farrah: new challenge finish the hot dogs whoever finishes gets to choose 1 other person to have immunity with them go!
cindy: i always do this (eats and finishes.)
farrah: who do u choose?
cindy: um i like amanda.
farrah: okay amanda ur safe.
farrah: now that cindy is godplaying with the evil villain role who will be eliminated? vote.
vanessa: sky and dave and p!nk.
farrah: hannah u only have one more vote but this is the end for u.
hannah: i see. goodbye and goodluck to my allaince.
episode 4: who will go? uh oh
farrah: so good show so far
cindy: thank you skank
farrah: cindy i like u now ur classy.
farrah: nvm i still hate u hone.
p!nk: yes! we got cunty's sidekick out
benny: yeah. im so happy (falls asleep from hangover)
p!Nk: benny wake tf up.
vanessa: Cindy what will we do without Sky and Dave?
cindy: You mean Hannah? it will be okay vanessa.
vanessa: okay thanks sindy.
michael: come here little sophia.
justin: stop michael what is wrong with u.
michael: whatever is wrong with me isn't half as bad as what is wrong with ur pubic hairs.
justin: )Cries) you asshole im leaving the alliance!
p!nk: michael you fucking cock bag. wtf
michael: what did u say wrong.
p!Nk: WHY THE FUCK U GOING AFTER SOME POOR LITTLE GURL.
michael: wow. ur right. im bad. i need to go back to the grave. i quit. goodbye.
farrah: ok. new challenge. take michael back to the grave. (throws michael into meat shredder and divides him into 7 wagons) amanda: i wanna fuckin win bitches.
sophia: no me!
amanda: (runs sophia over)
p!nk: (runs amanda over and wins)
p!Nk: YES! LOSERS.
farrah: thats not all. p!nk...you have immunity and you decide who reenters the game. Pussy, Miranda, Marina, or Hannah? Michael died so.
p!nk: i choose Marina.
Marina: THANK YOU. PLEASE HELP ME.
P!nk: stop complaining.
farrah: marina and p!nk are immune and its double elim so which ever 2 get the most votes are eliminated. Go vote.
amanda: i vote justin.
p!nk: i vote benny she is lazy.
vanessa: justin! i thank im pregnant!
marina: im sorry but i vote umm...cindy... (gun shoots at marina's leg)
Marina: AH OW! I VOTE MYSELF.
farrah: u cant.
benny: i vote justin.
sophia: i vote benny.
cindy: i guess i vote justin.
justin: tf i vote benny
farrah: in a 4-3-1 vote i guess...justin and benny ur going home.
benny: good i gotta smack george.
justin: WHAT THE FUCK. I HATE U. ALL.
episode 5: time traveling with amanda vanessa pink sophia cindy and marina
farrah: welcome to final 6.
sophia: thanks mom.
farrah: i've been rigging to get cindy and sophia out because i hate both.
vanessa: It's time to reveal the truth.
vanessa: I am studying how dumb celebrities and modern humans are due to time travel. I was testing you all you all have failed. I am from the 1930's and we are working on time travel. It has worked perfectly.
Farrah: fuck off (smashed in the head by a chair)
vanessa: You're all coming back with me to be killed.
P!nk: No we're not you irrelevant little cunt. (Runs away)
Amanda: (lights the trees on fire and runs into the forest)
sophia: MOMMy! (runs to farrah and is taken by vanessa)
vanessa: (steals sophia and transports)
(3 hours later)
farrah: (wakes up)
p!nk: farrah, we cant find soph.
Cindy: i looked everywhere.
farrah: she must have been taken. We must find vanessa. (Sees vanessa's portal still open)
farrah: first to find sophia gets immunity. Go!
p!nk: (shoves everyone)
amanda: (runs in 1932)
p!nk: WAIT AMANDA
Man: HEY. Lady, put some damn clothes on.
p!nk: fuck off im from 2016 we have womans rights u dumb bitch (punches the man)
amanda: (runs off to abandoned factory)
cindy: NO! (Jumps on amanda)
p!nk: (runs in)
Marina: (sitting with farrah) im not allowed to go...
marina: (whispers) im kidnapped by illuminati and fbi.
farrah: OH FUCK OFF. (Turns the camera to the man with the gun) GO AWAY YOU'RE RUINING MY SHOW (grabs the gun and shoots the man)
farrah: YOU WANNA FUCK ILLUMINATI! YOU STUPID CUNT ASS ISIS BITCHES?! LETS FUCKING GO. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.
Everyone: (runs away)
marina: thx (runs to get sophia)
p!Nk: (fighting everyone)
cindy: NO LET ME HAVE HER!
Vanessa: none of u get her hahahaha! (traps them in a net)
Marina: hold on! (runs in and slams vanessa's head into a wall and then pushes her out the window)
marina: (grabs sophia and everyone and runs away to 2016)
Farrah: Marina wins immunity!
marina: i dont want it i give it to p!Nk for letting me back in the game.
p!nk: YES THX!
Farrah: vanessa, you ruined my show and tried to kill my daughter. get the fuck OUT.
episode 6: 19 uears layter
farrah: its been MOTNHS since i uploaded an episode
p!nk: time to finally win another challenge. im gonna get this money.
sophia: mommy why did u rig against me?
farrah: (throws sophia into the trees) fugly bitch shut up
Cindy: Hey P!nk! I'm so gonna win this.
p!nk: CONF: my alleience broke up its time to get a new one.
pink: Cindy, we are enemies but what if we teamed to make f2.
cindy: AS IF.
Amanda: NO. PINK IS A LIER.
Cindy: look Pin!k. ur scrood now.
Marina: I no longer have a gimmick.
Farrah: do a talent show for me.
P!nk: (Sings) YOU GTOTA GET UP AND TRY TRY TRY TRY. marina: um
sophia: im ur daughter
farrah: U AUTOMATICLY WIN IMMUNITY.
Soph: YAS SUCK IT BITCHES.
pink: time to pack my things
pink: where is my stuff?
Cindy; i hid it in the forest. no clothes before u leave. im the new villain.
p!Nk: U LITTLE-
farrah: ceremony in 5.
p!Nk: (runs outside and looks and sees a small wooden thing) WHAT THE-
Farrah: Everyone vote.
Marina: Me. I'm so sad.
Pink: NOT SO FAST. I FOUND THE HIDEN IMMUNITY IDOL.
Farrah: Cindy...Marina...you will go to a tiebreaker.
Marina: NO NEED. I QUIT. GOOD LUCK LADIES. (Runs away into the forest)
Farrah: What a crazy fucking slut.
elimination 12th. Pussy Califorieoesriesi (Ep 1. to Ep 1.)
11th. Miranda Sings (Ep 1. to Ep 2.)
Returns. Marina Joyce (Ep 1. to Ep 2.)
10th. Hannah Montana (Ep 1. to Ep 3.)
9th. Michael Jackson (Ep 1. to Ep 4.)
8th. Justin Bieber (Ep 1. to Ep 4.)
7th. Benny Lopez (Ep 1. to Ep 4.)
6th. Vanessa (Ep 1. to Ep 5)
5th. Marina (Ep 1. to Ep 2 then Ep 4. to Ep 6)