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Teams:

Teams Consits of Two People who Compete Together Through Out The Remarkable Race, Overall There Are Thirty One Pairs which Means Sixty-Two Characters. Many Are From Cannon Total Drama and the Ridonclous Race Along with Oc's From Fan Fiction Wiki And Some From DevianArt Spamming from So many Other Stories All Set to Merge and Clash right Here in the Biggest Race off Ever Witnessed, This is the Remarkable Race !

Pairs:

1. Emma And Kitty - Sisters (Red Team)

2. Devin And Carrie - Best Friends (Green Team)

3. Cory And Calvin - Youtubers (Dark Green Team)

4. Crimson And Ennui - Goths (Crimson Team)

5. Tom And Jen - Fashion Bloggers (Violet Team)

6. Geoff And Brody - Surfer Dudes (Purple Team)

7. Adam And Giselle - Fairy Tale Impostors (Pink Team)

8. Sarah And Zane - Shippers (Lime Team)

9. Mickey And Jay - Adversity Twins (Cyan Team)

10. Jasmine And Shawn - Survivalist (Orange Team)

11. Sanders And Mac Arthur - Police Cadets (Light Blue Team)

12. Jake And Sydney - Fantasy Look Alike Couple (Silver Team)

13. Josse And Jacques - Ice Dancers (Bronze Team)

14. Krystal And Trixie - Abnormal Buddies (Magneta Team)

15. Ludwig And Ben - Tag Along (Blue Team)

16. Lorenzo And Chet - Step Brothers (Light Purple Team)

17. Oskar And Adam - Bros (Gold Team)

18. Owen And Noah - Reality TV Pros (White Team)

19. Dawn And Tabby - Animal Lovers (Peach Team)

20. Beardo And Trent - Musician (Lemon Team)

21. Xavier And Zayla - Mysterious Friends (Dark Blue Team)

22. Leonard And Tammy - Larpers (Grey Team)

23. Noah.M And Joanne - Unlikely Reality Couple (Mulberry Team)

24. Ellody And Mary - Geniuses (Brown Team)

25. Rock And Spud - Rockers (Indigo Team)

26. Axel And Tori - Parkour Artists (Light Red Team)

27. Harold And Steve - Camper And Counselor (Tomatoe Team)

28. Gerry And Pete - Tennis Rivals (Tan Team)

29. Laurie And Miles - Vegans (Light Green Team)

30. Dwayne And Dwayne Jr. - Father And Son (Yellow Team)

31. Chris Mc-Lean And Chef Hatchet - Former Hosts (Black Team)

Cast:

Voice Actor Role
Terry McGurrin Don
Scott McCord Brody, Jacques, Owen And Trent
Kristin Fairlie Carrie
Darren Frost Chet
Stacey DePass Emma And Crimson
Jeff Geddis Devin And Tom
Neil Crone Dwayne
Emilie-Claire Barlow Ellody And Laruie
Carter Hayden Ennui, Noah And Spud
Dan Petronijevic Geoff
David Huband Gerry
Lyon Smith Adam.W, Jay And Mickey
Ashley Botting Jen
Julie Lemieux Josee
Jacob Ewaniuk Junior
Stephanie Anne Mills Kitty
Clé Bennett Beardo, Chef And Leonard
Carlos Díaz Lorenzo And Rock
Evany Rosen Mac Arthur
Katie Griffin Mary And Miles
Adrian Truss Pete
Nicole Stamp Sanders
Nicki Burke Tammy
Brian Froud Harold
Caitlynne Medrek Dawn
Christian Potenza Chris Mc-Lean
Zachary Bennett Axel And Shawn
Katie Bergin Jasmine
Stephanie Sheh Giselle
Dante Basco Xavier
Gina Grad Zayla
Andrea Libman Krystal
Ashleigh Ball Trixie
Johnny Yong Bosch Ludwig
Greg Cipes Ben And Jack
Megan Fahlenbock Tori
Kalel Cullen Tabby
Kate Higgins Rebecca







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The poll was created at 10:15 on September 28, 2015, and so far 127 people voted.

Cory, Calvin And Zane - http://crazyboycory22.deviantart.com/

Ludwig And Zayla - Me

Trixie - http://trixielulamoon323.deviantart.com/

Krystal And Sarah - http://ponythekidrs.deviantart.com/

Ben - http://tdifanmike.deviantart.com/

Noah And Joanne - Your-Majesty

Axel And Toir - http://ajinator101.deviantart.com/

Tabby - TotalDrama24

Oskar And Adam.T OhMyOskarr

Adam.W And Xavier - http://clyde-the-snivy.deviantart.com/

Jake And Sydney - JackyDelRey

Giselle - http://lolitafreak88.deviantart.com/

Jack And Rebcca - http://padfoot12111.deviantart.com/

Week 1 Episodes 1-7

Episodes 1-7 (Toronto, Morocco, France, Belgium, Iceland, Bermuda Triangle And Spain)


Week 2 Episodes 8-14

Episodes 8-14 (Brazil, Transylvania, Dubai, Japan, China, Siberia And Finland)

Week 3 Episodes 15-20

Episodes 15-20 (Hawaii, Zimbabwe, India, Space, Sweden, New Zealand)

Week 4 Episodes 21-25

Episodes 21-25 (Arctic Circle, Australia, Indonesia, Italy, Las Vegas)

Episode 26: The Good, The Bad, And The Ridonculous

The Good, The Bad And The Ridonculous
Season 3, Episode 26
The Good, The Bad, And The Ridonculous
Date United States: 16th January 2016

Australia: 17th January 2017

World Location Nevada, United States → Acapulco, Mexico
Challenge(s) * All-In, one member of the team must eat a pepper while the other jumps from a cliff to retrieve a tip.
  • Teams then must ride burros, two miles south to the Chill Zone.
Winner(s) Read And Find Out
Eliminated Read And Find Out
Episode Guide
previous
"Viva Lost Vegas"
next
"The Last of the Cauchos"

(The Remarkable Race Logo Appears for Two Seconds and then goes to the Intro)

Don: Last Time On the Remarkable Race.

Don: Lady luck took us to Vegas baby, Where teams test their luck or Dignity in the City of sin. Weddings, Jackpots, Wedding crashing and masked vigilantes Vegas had it all.

Don: Some teams then made magic happen while some took road rage to a whole new meaning, The Adversity Twins proved that turtles can indeed bare hares after winning for the second time and evolving into The Determination Twins while Jack failed to evolve into Jackal and Brody got rejected on national television and to top it all of the Ice Dancers knocked the Unlikely Reality TV Couple out of the game leaving only a few teams left who can stop them.

Don: Week Five is approaching and the top ten have to give it all they got now or they will be gone before the end of today, Who will get knocked out this week, lets find it's out time for............................THE REMARKABLE RACE ! (Winks the sparkle flashes at the screen which goes to the opening)

* Opening

(The Camera Shows a Globe Until A Ticket Appears which then Zooms in and Changes to Five Columns, One of A Snowy Background, City Background, Desert Background,Jungle Background And Mountain Background)

Snow: (The Shadows of Owen, Noah, Mickey, Jay, Krystal, Trixie, Ludwig, Ben, Josse, Jacques, Beardo And Trent Can be Seen Running in the Blue Background)

City: (The Shadows of Tom, Jen, Zane, Sarah, Emma, Kitty, Devin, Carrie, Jack, Rebecca, Ellody, Mary, Calvin And Cory Can be Seen Running in the Purple Background)

Desert: (The Shadows of Axel, Tori, Tabby, Dawn, Shawn, Jasmine, Zayla, Xavier, Rock, Spud, Oskar And Adam.T Can be Seen Running In the Yellow Back Ground)

Jungle: (The Shadows of Chef, Chris, Laurie, Miles, Chet, Lorenzo, Adam.W, Giselle, Ennui, Crimson, Brody and Geoff Can be Seen Running In the Green Background)

Mountain: (The Shadows of Dwayne, Dwayne Jr, Jake, Sydney, Noah.M, Joanne, Tammy, Leonard, Pete, Gerry, Steve, Harold, Sanders And Mac Arthur Can Be Seen Running In The Orange Background)

(The Camera Then Goes Back to the World Map where Dots appear on certain Countries and Begin Connecting to other Countries)

(A Photo a France, Australia, Mexico and Japan Are placed down)

(Then The Camera Changes to Three Columns One of a Plane, Train And Bus)

(A Taxi Then Drives Up and the Camera Zooms into A pitch black screen)

(The Image of Each Pair Appear with Their Team Colour background on the Screen All together There Are Five Rows)

Top Row: Rock/Spud, Jake/Sydney, Ellody/Mary, Jay/Mickey, Jacques/Josse, Oskar/Adam.T

2nd Top Row: Calvin/Cory, Sarah/Zane, Ben/Ludwig, Krystal/Trixie, Tom/Jen, Brody/Geoff

Mid Row: Harold/Steve, Carrie/Devin, Leonard/Tammy, Giselle/Adam.W Jasmine/Shawn, Beardo/Trent

2nd Bottom Row: Joanne/Noah.M, Rebecca/Jack, Laurie/Miles, Emma/Kitty, Owen/Noah, Gerry/Pete, Xavier/Zayla

Bottom Row: Crimson/Ennui, Axel/Tori, Chet/Lorenzo, Sanders/Mac Arthur, Dwayne/Dwayne Jr. Dawn/Tabby, Chef/Chris

(The Screen Then Flashes To a Globe With The Title "The Remarkable Race" on it)

  • Starting Point (12:00 Pm)

Don: Were back in sunny Nevada where one week ago this place was our chill zone, This week it's the starting point for our next lap.

(Mickey And Jay arrive)

Don: And the Adver- I mean Determination Twins are preparing to receive today's first tip. 

Jay: Let this week start a new beginning of Determination (Goes to slam the Don Box button but missed and crashes onto the floor)

Mickey: Maybe we shouldn't be too cocky about it.....

Jay: Good point (Presses the Don Box and grabs the tip) It's time for Mexico !

Mickey: Viva la Mexico !

* Globe

(The Camera zooms out of the USA and goes south to Mexico)

Don: OLAY, Beautiful Mehic

(A Image of the Mexican flag appears)

Don: There's a lot to get excited about for this destination

(A Image of a tropical tree with a table under it which has a bowl of burning salsa on it)

Don: Where the Sun is hot and so is the salsa.

  • Bus Stop (12:01 Pm)

Don: Teams must take a form of local transit know as "The Chicken Bus" All the way here to the beautiful cliffs of Acapulco for their next challenge.

  • Chicken Bus (12:30 Pm)

Bus Driver: Five minutes till departure (Goes back into his seat)

Mac Arthur: Five more who are we waiting on ?

Sanders: Everyone's here except for the Reality Tv Pros and the Surfers.

Mac Arthur: Think he took it well ?

Sanders: According to last episode nope...

Mac Arthur: Eh if anything it makes easier for them to fall apart, Come in last place and make get eliminated.

Sanders: That is just messed up

Mac Arthur: Hey were on a reality tv show.

Sanders: This those teams have feelings...look just talk to him to see if our alliance is all good.

Mac Arthur: Very well.

Owen: (Walks into the bus carrying a box of burritos) Bus stop burritos are the BEST.

Izzy: Do leave some for me O (Wearing a sombrero)

Owen: Umm Sure.....

Ludwig: (Notices a duck flying over his seat)

Ben: (Catches the duck) This is far cooler then the normal bus.

Ludwig: And far less Hygienic, What is this are we smuggling past the great wall of Mexico in a barn bus ?

Xavier: (In the seat in front of them) Well you didn't have to "Tag Along" With the crew down here. (Pats a chicken)

Ludwig: And what's so mysterious about your friend Zayla ?

Xavier: My name isn't friend.

Zayla: What can I say animal taming archers have more of a charming story to tell then a non-believer of magic who wear goggles over their heads.

Ben: (Gets out camera and tries to take a selfie) Say cheese Chickita's (Unfortunately he is not Kitty so all the chickens attack Ben as he takes the photo) AHHHHH BAD CHICKENS I'll TURN YOU INTO KFC.......(Chickens attack even more) (Hides next to Ludwig) AHHH LUDDY HELP !

Ludwig: I can't help if you CRAMMED ME ON THE SIDE OF WINDOW (Chickens also fly around him)

(Several photos appear on the screen of the chickens slowly attack Ben and Ludwig who's face is crammed to the window)

Xavier: (Whistles all the chickens stop)

Zayla: Another one of your hunting techniques ?

Xavier: It was but I modified it to a more animal tamer way.

Zayla: Remarkable

Don: Oh boy I'm sure we never heard that one before

Zayla: So I take it you've lost interest in animal hunting.

Xavier: After bonding with Loki it's opened by eyes to a even wider calling. 

Zayla: There is more to them then just being food or sport after all.

Xavier: Exactly so (Suddenly)

Brody: (Walks onto the Bus) WOOHOO WERE GOING TO MEHICO 

Xavier: Hold that thought for a bit... 

Geoff: (Arrives on the bus exhausted)

Giselle: (Whisper to Geoff) He's taking the heartbreak very well from the looks of it

Geoff: Actually Gis.....he hasn't mentioned it at all today....is acting like noting happened a good thing

Giselle: Oh no.....this might be worse.....

Brody: (Takes a seat in front of Xavier and Zayla) Man what a week that was.

Zayla: Are you Okay Brody ?

Brody: Why wouldn't I be were going to Mexico (Smiles)

Xavier: Even after Mac Arthur.........

Brody: Who ?

Brody: I'm all good cause Mexico

Xavier: What do you mean who ?

Zayla: Mac Arthur the tough police officer with a gut of steel...and literally gut.

Mac Arthur: I can hear you Zay-Zay (Walks in) Hey Brod's you feeling alright after yesterday ?

Brody: Yesterday ?

Mac Arthur: I declined your proposal.

Brody: That never happened

Xavier: After a long confusing monologue after crashing the wedding.

Brody:...........?

Zayla: Brody It'd help you in the long run if you didn't ignore it.

Brody: Oh Las Vegas now I understand, Well there was a LOT of miscommunication last week....

Zayla: Miss-communication ?

Brody: See everyone was so hung up over Vegas none of us really remembered what happened last week cause it was totally crazy man. But I was the sober guy so I can tell you guys that we all got lost in Vegas (Goes further into denial)...we won a million dollars spent half of it on pot and then Owen eat the entire Caesar palace which we found out isn't the real Caesar palace by the way.

Zayla: You guys thought that Caesars palace was real in the first place ?

Brody: Ice Dancers literally turned into ice

Mac Arthur: HA

Josee: QUIET (From her seat)

Brody: Then Adam found a time travel machine, Mickey beat up Jack and then we made it to the chill zone.....it was a really crazy day.

Xavier: None of that happened.....there was a wedding.

Brody: Wedding oh yeah, Me and Mac Arthur got chosen by it and then all our teams carried on like normal right....

Zayla: But she choose Xa....

Brody: SHE DIDN'T CHOOSE ANYONE ! 

Xavier: Except dump you at the bus stop in Vegas

Brody: (Puts two burritos to his ears) Oh sorry I can't hear you right now I'm eating food bla-bla-bla-bla (Walks off)

Mac Arthur: Okay I'm just gonna leave this to two to cause I couldn't understand what he just said (Pats Xavier and Zayla) Smell ya later (Walks off)

Xavier: (Dumbfounded) And now he has become a child.....

Zayla: That is really concerning...

Geoff: Giselle can we talk gurl ?

Giselle: (Nods) Sure Geoff-kun, I've got time since (Looks at Adam)

(Adam is on the floor showering himself in ducks and chickens)

  • Confessional Brody (Bus Background)

Brody: Man this is so funny everyone is like KO from last night especially with Mac Arthur the babe didn't even dump me but they all believed it happened after we all woke up, but man were all gonna laugh once all the confusion is all cleared up.

  • Confessional Giselle and Geoff (Bus background)

(They both hear Brody from the other side of the bus)

Geoff: (Sigh) Poor buds going through the stages of heartbreak.

Giselle: Oh dear...do you understand what those mean right ?

Geoff: I called Bridgette about it back at Vegas Hotel but the power went out before she could go into detail...

Giselle: The stages of heartbreak, Denial he will disagree with it ever happening and pretend it's all fine, Anger is obvious.......

Geoff: It is ?

Giselle:....."BRODY SMASH !"

Geoff: Ah gotcha

Giselle: Bargaining he will convince himself to do reckless things thinking it will win her back, Depression he will fall into despair and sadness but in the end he will reach acceptance and finally get over it

Geoff: Okay so do you know the fastest way to get him out of it ?

Giselle: All you can do is just be there for him and support him through the phases....

Geoff: Okay noted

Adam: ANIMALS EVERYWHERE (Runs past with several ducks, chickens and pigs all gathered around him like a horde of sheep)

  • Chicken Bus (12:50 Pm)

(The Bus is now on the road)

Ludwig: (Spits feather out)

Ben: So Luddy your a thinking person right ?

Ludwig: Where is this leading too

Ben: To a way to sabotage the Ice Dancers but still be within the rules.

Ludwig: Not exactly sure that's possible.

Ben: Is there.

(Goths sit down behind them)

Ennui: (Covered in chickens)

Ludwig: Doesn't that annoy you ?

Ennui: There was no point struggling.

Crimson: You were talking about the Ice Dancers right.....

Ludwig: (Points to Ben) He was, However there isn't a loophole around any of it.

Crimson: There might be some ideas you can pull off only in Mexico

Ludwig:....go on

* Confessional (Crimson And Ennui)

(A Crimson bar appears at the bottom saying Crimson and Ennui "Goths")

Crimson: Yeah it's weird to talk to them.

Ennui: But after seeing Loki create a bond so well with the Hunter. We might as well try it with the pie hater and washed up A-list.

  • Chicken Bus (8:58 Am)

Jack: (Looks out the window)

Rebecca: You haven't said anything on since the don box what's up ?

Jack: I've just been thinking about last episode while I'm glad to not fall into the Jackal thing I sorta wished I could of saved the Joanne and Noah

Rebecca: You did technically....lion pit under the stage.

Jack: Oh yeah good point.

Owen: (Burps)

Izzy: Was that the last one (Fully from all the Mexican burritos)

Jack: Can I have the last one ?

Rebecca: You do not need the last one

Jack: Why not ?

Rebecca: Bus stop food are the worst.

Owen: (Shrugs and eats it)

Brody: (Takes a seat in front of Owen and Izzy)

Rebecca: Why did you take the Jackal outfit I made for Jack ?

Brody: Outfit ?

Jack: You used it to crash some wedding.

Brody: Oh um....that never happen but don't worry dude I'll fill you in, Las Vegas challenge everyone got totally wasted at the casino and then suddenly aliens came down to earth and kidnapped us, They programmed our minds to believe that Mac Arthur rejected me in actuality she DID NOT.

Rebecca: "Actuality" that is a long word for you Brody.

Jack: That's a very specific reason for aliens

Brody: I know...they must have something against me

Owen: (Food in his mouth) Aliens ?

Izzy: (Grabs Brody) HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM DID THEY PROBE A CHIP INTO YOUR BRAIN TOO !

Brody: But don't worry dudes everything is all good between me and my little cholupa.

Sanders: (Hears him from a few seats back) This is getting very concerning 

Mac Arthur: Well I tried talking to him so I'm just gonna give him some space..probably for the best (Sees the Ice Dancers) Hey J,J's You know what melts in Mexico...ICE and you can't dance out of this one !

Josee: Won't need to Officer Obesity !

Jacques: Just ignore her Josee she always does this.

Josee: There cornering us in.

Jacques: Quelle ?

Josee: Even with the Unlikely Tv Couple gone the Mysterious now hate as well, they all do...there all plotting to destroy us......

Jacques: What did I tell you about getting paranoid..

Josee: I see how they look at us......always thinking, Watching ready to stab us in the back any second to get the glory of gold for themselves.......

(The Bus arrives in Mexico)

Josee: FIRST OUT OF THE BUS LETS GO

  • Beach Valley (Mexico) (9:00 Am)

Don: After an eighteen hour bus ride our teams are revved up and ready to rumble.

(Mexico's timezone is two hours ahead of Las Vegas)

Owen: (Runs off the Bus) Oh no THE BURRITOS ARE KICKING IN WHERE'S THE TOILET 

Izzy: (Runs off the bus) 

Jack: (Runs over to the don box) Oh good call again Rebecca

Rebecca: Never eat bus station food (Presses the Don box and grabs the tip) It's an All in

Giselle: (Reads the tip) Who loves peppers

Sanders: (Reads the tip) And Who loves dip

Don: For this all in a team member must eat one hot pepper from this food kart, once eaten wave the corresponding flag colour then the second team member must make like an Acapulcan cliff diver, Eat the red pepper aka the hottest one and your partner leaps from the lowest ledge. Eat a Mid range pepper aka the Green one and your partner jumps down the half point ledge, But eat the mildest pepper which is the yellow one and your partner is basically jumping right from the top of the cliff all the way down to the bottom. Cliff jumpers will find their next tip attach to a canteen cup anchored along the bottom of the bay.

Xavier: (Reads the tip) The canteens are fill with just enough cold milk to calm the pepper eaters burning mouth.

Zayla: I can't do another spice challenge.

Xavier: Moroccan stew right ?

Zayla: Yeah I'll start climbing (Walks off)

Xavier: Okay my turn to play with fire....(Looks at Mickey) How bad are spices ?

Mickey: Spice burns ?

Sanders: (Looks at the tip) How do you feel about eating a pepper.

Mac Arthur: Just a peeper ha easy I could eat a bowl of fire with lava smeared on top why else would they call me the Volcano back at the Academy.

(Xavier and Ludwig both cough at Mac Arthur comment)

Mac Arthur: What ?

Sanders: Because you ate a lot of spice food

Mac Arthur: Of course, WHY ELSE WOULD THEY....oh right my temper.

Jacques: And the fact her farts erupt worse then our current Ozone killer (Looks at Owen)

Sanders: You guys were still here ? (Walks off)

Jacques:.....well of course were still here, WERE NOT GONE YET.......

  • Cliff (9:06 Am)

Josee: (Climbs upto the low point).....(Notices something touch her leg) Huh ?

Adam: (Clings onto Josee)

Josee: (Groans) Quick humping my leg !

Adam: I'M NOT I just don't like heights 

Josee: And you expect me to hold your hand ?

Adam: (Gets up) That would be appreciate (Grabs Josee's Hand and drags her up while he climbs)

Josee: IT WAS A JOKE !

  • Spice Kart (9:09 Am)

(Ludwig, Mac Arthur, Xavier, Jacques, Rebecca and Giselle all look at it)

Brody: Geoff Start climbing bro I got to a lady to win !

Geoff: Woah bro you sure you want to do it, I thought you would of like cliff diving ?

Brody: Nah don't worry my man, I'm gonna do it to prove myself to Mac Arthur

Mac Arthur: Excuse me ?

Brody: You rejected me possibly.... because I'm not worthy, Perhaps If I eat the hottest pepper on Earth we'll be compatible again (Shoves his hand into the red pepper box)

Xavier: That was fast.....

Giselle:......Bargaining.....

Geoff: Wait he's changed phase already ?

Mac Arthur: Explains why he's getting delusional....

Brody: (Grabs the red pepper and bites it)

..........................................

Brody: (The pepper sets his tongue on fire causing him to go red) AHHHHHHHH CALL 911 I NEED A ADULT AHHHHHHH (Drops the pepper and jumps into the water)

Geoff: I'll start climbing up (Climbs up to the second level)

Rebecca: I thought Ben would do this challenge.

Ludwig: I'm not doing anymore height related challenges so I'll risk the spice (Grabs the red pepper)..........(He decides to drop it down his mouth rather then bite it so he can sallow it)...........

Xavier: That looked dangerous.....

Ludwig: (Burps out fire) it's a smarter idea rather then biting it......(Waves the red flag to Ben).............(Skin goes red) BUT IT BURNS FAR WORSE AHHHH (Runs and dunks his head into the water)

Ben: (From the low level) Luddy you all good down there ?

Mac Arthur: (Walks over to Ludwig) What's the matter goldielocks, Can't Handle the heat ?

Ludwig: (Gets up from the water) I survived it,  Have fun trying not to burn your tongue off !

Mac Arthur: Ha just watch me (Walks back over to the pepper pile and grabs three red peppers) back at the academy I pepper sprayed all me meals to build up a immunity to it. (Eats them)

Rebecca: You only had to eat one ?

Mac Arthur: (Grabs the Red Flag off Ludwig until the burn kicks in) (Eyes go red and burps out fire) SANDERS JUMP I NEED MILK !

Ludwig: (Laughs)

Mac Arthur: (Whacks Ludwig with the flag)

(Ben and Sanders jump from the low level)

Owen: (Burps and presses the don box) If I have one more bite of anything and I'm gonna need a new pair of shorts.

Izzy: (Reads the tip) Then I'll do the spices then

Giselle: I shouldn't make Adam jump that high but I also don't want to burn so....(Grabs the green pepper and eats it).....(Heavily breaths and grabs the Green Flag) Adam-kun JUMMMPP!

(Mickey and Crimson both grab red peppers from the kart)

Crimson: (Eats the red pepper)............ouch......

Mickey: (Eats the red pepper) Hmmm that's pretty good

Brody: (Gets up after washing his tongue out with sand)

Xavier: (Looks at Mickey) Immunity ?

Mickey: Yep the sauna couldn't burn us and the icy waters of Finland didn't freeze us.

Xavier: You need to teach me that after this round.

Rebecca:.....I'm not gonna risk it (Grabs a yellow pepper and eats it)

Jack: (From the cliff) OH COME ON !

Brody: (Gets up) Ugh that was the stupidest pepper ever (Grabs the red box of peppers and flips it off the kart) That will teach you, Pepper punk !

Rebecca: Brody ?

Giselle: (Looks at Brody)..Oh dear.....hes in..Anger.....now

Jacques: (Eats a green pepper) (Goes red) AH ! Oh ma chérie la brûlure (Raises the green flag)

Sanders: (Swims back to shore)

Mac Arthur: Where's the milk ?

Sanders: I couldn't find the milk but...

Mac Arthur: I don't care if you gotta milk a wolf or a manatee (Picks up Sanders) Don't come back out of THERE WITHOUT THE FUCKING MILK (Throws Sanders back into the water)

Ludwig: (Lays in the sand as Ben swims back with the canteen)

  • Cliff (9:16 Am)

Josee: (Sees the green flag from Jacques) (Notices Adam is still clinging onto her leg) Will you cut it out !

Adam: Like you've never been scared before

Josee: Doesn't mean you go off humping other peoples leg no matter how attractive they are.

Adam: Can you at least hold my hand.......

Josee: What ?

Adam: I don't like heights....or I'll crush your under the weight of the water when I cannon bomb.

Josee: (Groans) You don't get to enjoy it (Holds Adam's hand)

Adam: (Smirks) Every moment of it (Jumps and drags Josee down the cliff with him)

Jay: (Looks at the cliff).....I don't really feel that determined right now......

  • Pepper Kart (9:18 Am)

Xavier: (Grabs the green pepper)

Brody: (Punches the box of green peppers and eats them before Xavier grabs them) ROAR !

Xavier: I was about to get one ?

Brody: (Angry) And risk you stealing the peppers like you did to Mac Arthur !

Xavier: WHAT ?

Brody: This is all your fault dude !

Xavier: My fault I'm sorry who delayed the whole group by crashing their own freaking wedding challenge.

Brody: UGH our alliance is over girlfriend stealer.. ! (Tries to throw a yellow pepper at Xavier but Brody being Brody he can't do it)

Xavier: That is the absolute dumbest thing I've heard since the Shippers and the Ice Dancers.

Giselle: Okay Brody lets keep it calm now (Holds Brody back from trying to get to Xavier)

Brody: (Starts crying and holds Giselle)

Giselle:.........

Xavier: Well there goes all the green peppers

  • Cliff (9:22 Am)

Jay: (Stands at the low point starting to worry again)

Jack: (From the top of the freaking cliff) Could be worse

Zayla: (Climbs a ladder)

Jay: Aren't you going to wait for Xavier to eat the green pepper

Zayla: Considering Brody just destroyed them I'll have to join Jack at the top now.

Jack: Oh Zayla I should have my swimming cape so I can glide us down

Zayla:...Either way I'm gonna get water all over my robes.... 

Owen: (Climbs up to Jay)

  • Pepper Kart (9:23 Am)

Ennui: (Swims out of the water with a canteen) (The mixture of water and heat has washed parts of the make up off)..............Crimson it's happening again ?

Crimson: (Grabs the canteen off him) (The heat has also melted her make up) We need to get back to the bus and get and bag !

Loki: (Confused look) ?

Ludwig: (Finishes drinking the canteen that Ben gave him)

Ben: (Reads the tip) It's an "All In" Burrod Alive...this show lives off puns....

  • Stable (9:23 Am)

Don: For this challenge teams must take burros from this in closure and ride them two miles south.

  • Chill Zone (9:23 Am)

Don: To reach this temple aka today's chill zone. Last team to arrive will end up like the Mayans who once live here.........not on television..........

  • Pepper Kart (9:24 Am)

Izzy: (Digs up a red pepper from the sand and eats it)

Xavier: (Eating a yellow pepper since both the red and green boxes have been broken thanks to Anger Brody) So taking the major spice risk Iz ?

Izzy: Of course Izzy burns the spices especially since the aliens abducted her isn't that right Brody ?

Brody: (Deadpan and his hair is covering his left eye) Humans made up aliens to avoid being a lonely race........when the humans are gone so is the world, It's pointless to try and find something that isn't there 

(Geoff, Adam, And Josee arrive back to shore with a canteen)

Brody: (Geoff gives Brody the canteen however Brody refuses) Save it for the starving children in Africa (Walks off)

Geoff: (Looks at Giselle)

Giselle: Depression......

Jacques: (to Josee) Why were you holding the wolfs hand ?

Josee: I don't want to talk about it, Lets just go !

  • Cliff (9:28 Am)

Owen: (Takes a step) Atleast it's not a one thousand foot high cliff am I right (Laughs)

Jay: (Also steps back) I don't get the reference

Owen: Well lets hope you get this one (Runs and jumps off the edge) CANNONBOMB !

Jay: (Closes his eyes and runs off the edge) TELL MUM I LOVE HER !

  • Pepper Kart (9:32 Am)

Mac Arthur: (Drinking the canteen milk while Sanders reads the tip)

Owen: (Pops up from the ocean) Doesn't feel as great as TDI But still awesome

Jack: (Pin crashes into the water from the top of the cliff)

Zayla: (Dives from the cliff)

  • Forest Path (9:37 Am)

Ben: (Looks at the map while riding a donkey) (It's written in Spanish) Maybe we should just draw a giant big x on the map to mark the chill zone.

Ludwig: We just need to find a Mesoamerican temple (Ben looks at him) Mesoamerican is the term used to describe the ancient american civilisations such as Mayans, Aztecs and Incas.

(Crimson and Ennui arrive on their donkeys, They both have bags over their heads)

Ben: Are you guys being hunted for witchcraft or something ?

Ludwig: Ben they don't have their paint on.

Ennui: We were just riding past...we won't bother you

Ludwig: It's alright you don't have to be scared of us or yourself.

Crimson: Right now we look like....well...

Ludwig: Finland right, Okay so I'm not the most confident person either so I can't do a motivational song montage to fix things

Ben: Please do !

(The wind blows and blows the goths paper bags away into the sky)

(They both yell and hide their faces)

Ludwig: (Checks the map) We took the south east path down the forest right....there should be a village ahead so lets go ask the locals

Ben: (Puts on a sheriff hat) We need to stock up on dorotis while were there.

(Crimson and Ennui follow them)

  • Pepper Kart (9:40 Am)

Jack: (Pours the milk over Rebecca's head)

Rebecca: Thanks

Zayla: (Reads the tip) You wanted to parlay with more animals right ?

Xavier: Si

Zayla: Well we got a donkey ride to a Mayan temple sound fun.

Xavier: Should be fun despite Brody kicking us off the alliance...

Zayla: Geoff mentioned that it's best to leave him till he gets over Mac Arthur

Xavier: Well he can be own his own for all I care I'm over him and the alliance at this point. He called me a girlfriend stealer ?

Zayla: People tend to show their worse side when their emotionally hurt and they will say things without thought and regret it. Come on lets not let that ruin the fiesta.

  • Forest Path (9:43 Am)

(Fairy Tale Impostors, Determination Twins, Neighbours and Surfer dudes all stroll by on their donkeys)

Adam: (Looks at his donkey)

Jay: Any translations ?

Adam: (Makes extremely loud donkey noises) We just had to stay out of the jungle to avoid snake pits and also follow the yellow brick road.

Rebecca: So how come the Surfers are with us, I thought we were having a alliance meetings.

Giselle: I'm helping Geoff guide Brody on his journey of heartbreak.

Brody: (Monotone) Alliances are just a invitation for people to get stabbed in the back...man you never know what their true colours are now our alliances partners have abandon us to the wolves. (Adam looks at Brody) Figure of speech dude.....

Adam: Well you did team up with a hunter so that's to be expected no offence.....

Brody: (Does edgy hair flip) No one will understand the pain that my black heart has taken.

Geoff: Besides we can have brunch together as well (Gets out a packet of corn chips and pours it on his hat) Mexican salas hat anyone ?

Mickey: Wasn't your alliance built upon the Axis of Evil ?

Geoff: Well not quiet the Cadets allied with the Ice Dancers and then Brody, Zayla, Xavier and I all got dragged into it, we kinda ditched them after India.

Brody: Nothing good lasts forever man.

  • Mexican Village (9:46 Am)

Ben: (Looks at the map)

Ludwig: (Checks his I-pad for translation apps) Can't find any liable sources.

Crimson: (She and Ennui arrive back)

Ben: I take it you have no luck with make up ?

Ennui: We found a translation for the map...

Ludwig: You did ?

Crimson: A friend of ours Maria Cortes is a local from the village....(Whispers to Ludwig)

Ludwig: (Draws a X on the south eastern temple on the map)

Ben: So we just need to go past the jungle avoid the Aztec temple and then take the stone path to the chill zone.

Ennui: Yeah......

Ben: Sweet (Offers a high five to the Goths) 

(Without their make up the Goths feel more intimidated)

Ludwig: If it helps I'll find the next batch of white paint but from what Trixie told me before you two shouldn't be afraid of your own looks.

Ben: Yes we were all put onto Cardboardlandia by the cardboards in their own image.

Ennui: ?

Ben: I'm just trying to get you pumped up and motivated, BREAK THE SHACKLES AND BECOME DEVELOPED CHARACTERS

Ludwig: (Looks around to notice the Cadets and Ice Dancers are nearby)

Loki: (Chatting up some Mexican bunnies till Luna appears, The bunnies giggle and skip away while Loki is annoyed at Luna)

Mac Arthur: (At a bar stand) (Points to the map) WE ARE LOOKING FOR GREAT BIG MAYAN TEMPLE ?

Bartender: ?

Sanders: Yelling isn't going to translate to Spanish Mac Arthur.

Mac Arthur: Alright let me try the few words I know

Sanders: Are those few words just Taco and Burrito ?

Mac Arthur: It could work (Sanders facepalms)

Josee: Jacques do you know Spanish ?

Jacques: Only English, French and a little bit of Russian. (Grabs a zoro mask) But I can sure pull of the Spanish inquisitions look quite elegantly.

Josee: That's not going to get us any bonus points !

Jacques: Okay we'll just have to ask the locals then so please don't yell if you get confused alright.

Josee: As long as they don't spout gibberish.

Ludwig: (Looks at the map)

Crimson: Remember on the bus how I mentioned there are certain ways we can get the Ice Dancers out without sabotaging them........

Ben: Why exactly are you interested in that ?

Ennui: Cory showed us the replay of Finland on youtube in which they caused some teams to fall into the icy water...we lost our makeup there.

Ludwig: Not to mention them blackmailing the Abnormals in Indonesia and Italy.

Crimson: And Eye for an eye

Ludwig: Operation Rainbow will now commence (Smirks) (Holds up the map and yells out) WOOHOO Translations done Ben, To the Chill Zone (He and Ben run to their donkeys)

Luna: (Jumps onto the donkey) (She telepathically lifts up Loki) (Telepathic: Off to the chill zone my fluffy amigo) 

Loki: (Tsundere grunt at Luna)

Crimson: (She and Ennui also climb aboard their donkeys)

Josee: (Watches them head off) They already got the map !?

Jacques: Does anyone around here translate maps ? (No Local responds)

Jose: Forget that we can follow the Goths and Tags to the chill zone and then maul kick them out of the way. (Climbs onto her donkey)

Jacques: Hmm Don only said we had to find the chill zone, No problembo with that (Climbs onto the donkey) 

Josee: Seya later loser squad (Blows raspberries at the Cadets) (Rides off on the donkey)

Mac Arthur: Oh hell ain't freezing over today ! (Goes to her donkey)

Sanders: Mac Arthur no, We need to get directions to the temple first.

Mac Arthur: Yeah our direction can be the Tag Alongs and Vampires now hush (Rides off on her donkey)

Sanders: Assuming they know where there going (Climbs onto her donkey)

  • Jungle Path (9:50 Am)

(Mysterious Friends and Reality Tv Pros)

Xavier: Well despite the pepper situation Today still feels rad.

Zayla: Still in a good more after befriending The goth bunny (Smirks)

Xavier: (A Toucan flies onto his shoulder) (Whistles to the Toucan, The Toucan whistles back and flies off) Indeed

Zayla: But that does sound exciting for you this new career choice.

Xavier: Yep I'm gonna be a animal tamer

Zayla: No doubt Peta will stop spamming your emails now huh.

Xavier: Oh definitely, Just wondering how I will start that path after the race.

Zayla: There's a lot of ways you can do it, animal shelter, TV show and Zoo keeper but to help put your foot through the door I can get you a spot at my carnival.

Xavier: You mean host a animal barn at your carnival ?

Zayla: Well I still have a lot of rented space still vacant for other attractions so yeah if you feel like you can make a animal attraction while honing your newfound skills and making me money at the sametime then I can help you out.

Xavier:....I could kiss you right now for that amazing offer.

Zayla: (blush and smirks) I don't see what's stopping you

(The both her music)

Xavier: What is that ?

Izzy: (Begins playing "Oh My Izzy" on her phone)

Owen: (Sits there on his donkey) You remember that song....

Izzy: You sang it after I was taken away, We both ended up in the hospital after the plane crushed us.

Owen: You landed on my kiwi's.........

Izzy:.......Umm after that I had mental coma and which brought out Brainzilla

Owen: Your not Mike

Izzy: Well Something happened that Izzy can't remember what happened, After that She was in the aftermath which I got hit in the head again and now I'm back to myself

Owen: But even you are telling the truth WHY didn't you talk to me during the end of World tour ?

Izzy: Izzy didn't even know it happened...she thought you just wanted some space....plus the RCMP went after her again....look after this race I need to show you something ?

Zayla: (Rides past Izzy and Owen on the donkey with Xavier) Don't mind us were just strolling by

Owen: (Grabs the crystal ball and shakes it) WHAT SHOULD I DO !

Crystal Ball: (Text: I ship it)

Izzy: HOW DOES NAVY SHIPS SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS !

Crystal Ball: (Text: Look just make the fat fucker watch the season maybe that can help, right now just get out of the jungle it's the wrong way)

Xavier: Wrong way you tell us this now ?

Crystal Ball: (Text: I just wanted to see if you'd to make out already)

  • Jungle Path (9:53 Am)

Jacques: (Sees a temple up ahead) I don't see any of the teams ahead of us

Josee: The Gold is ours again (Rides off)

(Ludwig, Ben, Crimson and Ennui hide in the bushes that the Ice Dancers pass)

Ben: That should keep the Ice Dancers in the wrong direction, They can't tell temples apart right.

Ludwig: The only people who could would of been Harold or Geniuses, Neither of them are here. (Hears someone) Quiet (The four of them including their donkeys duck back into the bushes)

Sanders: (Checks the map) Didn't the map say to go south of the temple not north ?

Mac Arthur: Do you speak Spanish ?

Sanders: No.....

Mac Arthur: The Ice Prancers, Goths and Tags went this way they know the way. (Rides past the bushes on her donkey)

Sanders: (Rides past on her donkey)

Ben: Should we tell them ?

Crimson: They followed us on their own risk (Nods).....we need to get back on track now.

Ludwig: (Climbs onto his donkey) Plus she jumped at me during the dune buggies.

(Both Crimson and Ennui look at each other)

Crimson:..................(Smiles)

Ennui:....................(Smiles)

Ben: (Pops up in between them) Ello we need to go now.

  • Bridge (10:25 Am)

(Adversity Twins and Neighbours cross the bridge)

Brody: (Falls of his donkey and hits the ground)

Donkey: (Also makes depressed sound)

Geoff: Bro (Jumps off his donkey and helps him up)

Brody: What's the point of this man, The further we go the more crushing our lost will be.

Giselle: Please don't think like that Brody-Kun.....

Adam: (Talks to the donkey) Tough day huh ?

Donkey: (Brays to Adam)

Adam: You got rejected too ?

Brody: (Pats the donkey) Were both lone wolfs....thrown into a world of pain left to fight off for ourselves..

Adam: That statement is so incorrect.

Brody: (Wolf howls)

Adam:......(Wolf howls even louder)

Brody: (Looks at Adam) Really.....that's a rough story man

Geoff: ?

Giselle: Trust me Brody your first crush or love won't always be your only one...

Geoff: Yeah there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Adam: What do fish have to do with this ?

(Geoff and Giselle laugh)

Adam: (Puts his arms around the donkey and Brody) How about after this race to cheer us all up we have one of those local fiestas dinner ?

Donkey: (Happily brays)

  • Chill Zone (10:30 Am)

(Tag Alongs and Goths reach the chill zone)

(Loki hops off the donkey and lands onto the carpet of completion)

(Crimson and Ennui walk onto the carpet of completion)

Don: Goths well you don't really look like them at the moment but First place......PLEASE BE EXCITED THAT A VERY BIG NUMBER !

Ben: (Arrives with Ludwig)

Don: (Sigh) Whatever, Tag Alongs...I can't help but notice you changed some of the teams directions.

Ludwig: We did ?

Don: You lead them to a Aztec temple.

Ludwig: Is there a rule against having other teams follow you ?

Don:..........

Ben: Technically they followed us when we went there so they kinda sabotaged themselves.

Don: Okay whatever fuck it you enjoy the loophole for now cause I will update that next episode, Second Place !

Ben: Wohoo Ennui, Crimson we need to celebrate !

Crimson: Me and Ennui are just gonna head back to the village.

Ludwig: Why back there ? You still have to get your white make up back on.

Ennui: Crimson and I just.....want to know the person behind the paint......Mind loki for us for a bit (He and Crimson walk off)

Luna: (Pokes Loki) (Telepathic: Yay you get to hang out with us more)

Loki: (Groans)

Jack: (Arrives at the chill zone on his Donkey while Rebecca is on her donkey)

Don: Third Place Neighbours.

Rebecca: (Sneezes)

Jack: This whole lap felt shorter then normal.

Don: Yeah I didn't think you would all get the pepper eating part over with twenty minutes earlier then I expected.

(Adversity Twins Arrive)

Don: And here comes the newest op team of the race.

Mickey: Op ?

Don: Forth Place Twins

  • Temple (10:32 Am)

Josee: Where the devil is Don we found the temple ?

Jacques: Perhaps he inside waiting for us (Opens the temple door)

Mac Arthur: (She and Sanders run past them and into the temple) Have fun being behind us again !

Josee: Ugh Get back here (Runs after them)

(The Four of them run to the inside of the temple but it's pitch black.

Sanders: Don ! ?

Jacques: Are we in the wrong temple ?

Josee: Wrong temple this is the only one ?

Sanders: There was another south of the map.

Josee: But the Vampires and Tags were here......

Jacques: I think we just got played.

Mac Arthur: Oh Oh OH that freaking goggle kid did it (Runs off) Sanders we gotta move.

Josee: DON'T LEAVE US HERE IN THE DARK (Runs after them)

Sanders: This is why I suggested reading the map.

  • Chill Zone (10:47 Am)

(Fairy Tale Impostors and Surfer Dudes arrive)

Don: (Fairy Tale Impostors) Fifth place (Surfer Dudes) Sixth place

Brody: (Smiles)

Geoff: You okay dude.

Giselle: (Whispers to Geoff) He's reached acceptance..It's all smooth sailing from here.

Brody: Yep after today I understand now I've seen the light.....

Don: Don't tell me you found Jesus...</p>

Brody: Nah Don I understand now that my actions today were a waste of energy, Dragging on my feelings and refusing to accept what happened in Vegas.

Don: A lot of people like to forget what happened in Vegas too.

(Mysterious Friends arrive at the carpet of completion)

Brody:.....I turned away one of my close friends and took my anger out on him.

Zayla: Or what we assumed was anger....

Brody: Xavier I'm sorry for my actions today I wasn't the dude I was suppose to be......

Xavier: What is happening.....(Looks at Don)

Don: You got Seventh place.

Brody: But what's more important is that dudes stick together. 

Zayla: (Raises eyebrow)

Brody: And girls too. (Walks over to Xavier and Zayla and offers a hug)</p>

Xavier: (Notices Giselle and all the other teams watching them)

Zayla: Today was tough on him and on some of us (Gets water out of her ear) (Playfully pushes Xavier towards Brody) Go on

Brody: (Hugs Xavier) Dude

Xavier: (Hugs Brody)....Dude

Zayla: (Hugs both of them) Dude

Geoff: (Grabs Don) Hug party DUDE

Don: NOOOOOOOOO (Screams)

Geoff: (Hugs Don, Zayla, Xavier and Brody in a huge hug pile)

(Reality TV Pros arrive)

Don: Eighth Place Pros

Izzy: Hey "My name is Geoff" can I borrow the world tour dvd ?

Geoff: Sure (Looks at Brody)

Brody: (Checks his pockets) (Pulls out White Stallion Glue, A Banana and then the World Tour dvd)

Zayla: Should I even ask about the Banana

Xavier: I've learnt that it's best to not ask questions. 

Brody: Well lets put today behind us with a rad village fiesta !

  • Village (10:48 Am)

Donkey: (Stops at a water barrel and drinks)

Josee: (Pokes Donkey) Move !

Jacques: Josee it needs water

Josee: Well I need gold now

Jacques: We haven't seen any other team since the cliff dive

Josee: There probably lost okay...DON'T STRESS ME ! (Climbs back onto her Donkey)

  • Bridge (10:54 Am)

Donkey: (Stands there)

Mac Arthur: Get up it's just a stinking bridge.

Donkey: (Looks at Mac Arthur)

Mac Arthur: MOVE IT YA BEAST

Sanders: Just give it a drink she looks exhausted

Mac Arthur: Fine (Gets out the remaining canteen of milk and feeds it to the donkey)

Donkey: (Gets back up)

Mac Arthur: Huh...

Sanders: (Looks back to see the Ice Dancer Donkeys) The Ice Dancers there back 

Mac Arthur: Oh fuck, MOVE IT, MOVE IT (They both cross over the bridge on their donkeys)

Jacques: Faster Josee I can see the chill zone ! (They both cross the bridge)

  • Chill Zone (10:56 Am)

Don: It All comes down to this, Which team will beat the Mexican heat !

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Jacques: (Riding his Donkey)

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Sanders: (Riding her donkey)

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Josee: (Speeds up to Mac Arthur's Donkey)

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Mac Arthur: I guess you can say Ice Guys always come in last (Shakes her glutes infront of Josee) 

Josee: (Stress and Anger kicks in) UGH

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Josee: I Am NOT Putting up with your ugly stupidity AGAIN ! (Donkey buck kicks Mac Arthur off her Donkey)

Mac Arthur: (Hits the ground) UGH

Sanders: MAC ARTHUR (Hops off her donkey and runs over to her)

(Jacques and Josee reach the carpet of completion)

Don: And...Ninth Place to the Ice Dancers..Second Last place

Jacques: YAHOOO !

  •   Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques and Josse "Ice Dancers")

Jacques: We weren't cheering our ranking, Finishing in Ninth place is shameful and disgusting.

Josee: But this week could be our best ever, Having just taken our the Unlikely Reality Tv Couple now knocking the Police Cadets out of the competition literally

Jacques: That's worth celebrating no one can stop us now

(They both then proceed to do a creepy evil laugh)

  • Chill Zone (11:00 Am)

Sanders: (Helps up Mac Arthur)

Mac Arthur: She got lucky......

Brody: (Walks by with Geoff, Mickey, Jay, Adam, Giselle, Jack and Rebecca) Lunch is on me fellas

Mac Arthur: Hey Brody I'll trade you a kiss if we can swap ranks.

Brody: Sorry hot stuff but I've come to terms now that I can't chase you forever

Mac Arthur: Can't you accept that AFTER helping me out ?

Brody: But then I would of learnt nothing to my character (Walks off with the group)

Adam: Character ?

Rebecca: Those stages of heartbreak make people say weird things.

Mac Arthur: Dam it

Sanders: (Helps Walk Mac Arthur over to the Chill Zone)

Xavier: (Stands at the carpet of completion with Zayla and Don) U sure you can't spare another non elimination round ?

Don: (Shakes his head) Sanders, Mac Arthur......You two were such a good team, Probably one of the powerhouses of the season along with your trio alliance......But I'm afraid nothing lasts forever....and it makes me very sad to announce that you are the last team to reach the carpet of completion....and your time on the remarkable race has drawn to a close.......

Mac Arthur: I'm glad I got to do this with my partner.....(Sniffles)

Zayla: Are you crying ?

Mac Arthur: No I got hit by an onion !

Xavier: Well this sucks, I was looking forward to beating you two at the finale.

Mac Arthur: Ha please you would be wetting yourself and begging for mercy !

Zayla: I wish you both the best of luck on your future journeys (Hugs Sanders and Mac Arthur)

Sanders: (Hugs Zayla back) Thanks do promise me one thing.......Take down the Ice Dancers.....

Xavier: Noted

Mac Arthur: And one promise from me too.......(Playfully shoves Xavier into Zayla) Now Kiss !

  • Montage (Sanders and Mac Arthur)

Sanders: Well Thirty two teams started this race and we made it to the final nine that's pretty good

Mac Arthur: Nah that only made it worse.

Sanders: We face adversity not the twins, We fought our way through the toughest and dangerous challenges the world threw at us and made it out alive. We learned alot

Mac Arthur: I learned that this was heaps of pain all for nothing. Alright I guess I learned more then that like my partner is pretty forgiving of me being a bone head, meet a few people who can match our swag and we got to show the world what were made of huh.

Sanders: And it won't ever forget.

  • Village (11:10 Am)

Mac Arthur: So got anything on your bucket list while were in Mehico.

Sanders: I always want to watch a luchadore match.

Mac Arthur: Now were talking

(Suddenly a bank alarm goes off)

Sanders: A bank robbery ?

(A hot dog car drives by with all the money)

Mac Arthur: (Gets out a police horn and puts it onto the donkey) Change of plans duty calls

Sanders: (Puts on cop shades) Andale (They both ride off on donkeys after the hotdog car)</p>

* Credits

(Camera Flies around the Place)

(Camera Shows the Air Port)

Attendant: (Stands There)

(All Thirty Pairs Run Past the Attendant)

(Camera Follows the Pairs into the Plane)

Noah And Emma: (Standing by the Bathroom door talking)

Owen: (Charges Past and Accidentally knocks them Over as he Closes the Bathroom Door)

Emma: (Gets Up)

Kitty: (Taking a Selfie With Lorenzo And Chet Who are Glaring at each Other)

(The Photo Shows Chet about to Tackle Lorenzo)

Emma: (Takes Phone off Kitty And Throws it out the plane window)

(Camera Follows the Phone Free Falling)

Mickey And Jay: (Are In Mid Air Using a Parachute)

(The Phone Hits their Parachute and they Crash land into the Ocean of Australia)

Shawn: (Rides By on A Emu Going Very Fast)

Jasmine: (Climbs Up Ayers Rock)

Calvin: (Already at the top of the Rock Eating Vegemite)

Cory: (Throws Boomerang)

(The Camera Follows the Boomerang All the Way to Brazil)

Chef: (Swings Across the Cliff on A Vine Holding Chris)

(Boomerang flies by and cuts the Rope)

Chef And Chris: (Fall down into the River)

(Boomerang Continues to Fly)

Laurie, Miles, Dawn and Tabby: (All Sit their Meditating)

(The Boomerang Flies to a Icy Field)

Josee And Jacques: (Skating Away)

Jake And Sydney: (Tries to Skate past them but the Boomerang knocks them out)

Josse And Jacques: (Then Leap into the air this changes the scene to France Where they Gracefully land on the Carpet)

Giselle: (Happily Sighs at Jacques)

Adam.W: (Frowns And But then Gets Idea)

Adam.W: (He and Giselle Run down the Street)

Tom And Jen: (Checking the Clothing Bags they Brought)

Adam.W: (Rushes by with Giselle Causing clothes to fly out of the bag and land on Tom and Jen)

Jen: (Is Now Wearing Tom's Clothes)

Tom: (Is Now Wearing Jen's Clothes)

Adam.W: (Puts his Hand over the Camera and then moves it changing the scene from France to a Beach)

Geoff: (Surfs by on a Surf Board)

Brody: (Crashes his Surf Board and Lands on Ellody and Mary)

Devin: (Gets out of the Water)

Carrie: (Hugs Devin)

Devin: (Is Confused)

Geoff: (Puts His Hat over the Camera Channing the Scene of a Beach to Transylvania)

Gerry: (Holding a Flash Light)

Crimson And Ennui: (Pop Up from a Coffin)

Pete: (Gets a Heart Attack from their Sudden Pop up)

Pete: (Gets up)

Leonard: (Aims His Wand at Crimson And Ennui)

Tammy: (Plays Ocarina)

Crimson: (Stares at the Camera until the Scene Changes to A Desert)

Zane And Sarah: (Spying on People)

Axel and Tori: (Climb onto a Camel and then jump off it and grab onto a Pyramid's Ledge

Sarah: (Ships it)

Noah.M: (Slides down the Pyramid and Knocks Axel and Tori off it)

Joanne: (Looks Annoyed at Noah.M)

Noah.M: (Shrugs)

Trixie And Ludwig: (Drive By on a Dune Buggies racing each other)

Krystal and Ben: (Run After The Dune Buggies Since there controlling it)

Zane: (Ships it)

Krystal: (Throws Pie at Zane)

(The Camera follows the Dune Buggies as they arrive at the Train Station)

Sanders: (Gives Ludwig and Trixie A Speeding ticket)

Mac Arthur: (Places Wanted Poster of the ice Dancers on the wall and then kicks the train door down)

Harold: (Picks his Nose)

Steve: (Drops Smoke Bomb)

(The Smoke Covers the Screen which changes the location to a Rock Concert)

Dwayne: (Is backstage practising Air guitar but is doing it terribly

Dwayne Jr: (Facepalms)

(Rock, Spud, Adam.T, Oskar, Beardo and Trent are all seen on the stage rocking it out)

(Purple Fire then appears behind them)

Rock: (Does a Stage Dive)

Trent: (Stage Dives)

Spud: (Stages Dives for Choco Oink)

Adam.T: (Is Tackled by Fan Girls)

Oskar: (Small laugh Until his Guitar catches on Fire)

Beardo: (Mimics Bow Noise)

Xavier And Zayla: (Are on the roof)

Xavier: (Fires a Zip Line bow and then zip lines down on it)

Zayla: (Looks into the Crystal Ball)

(The Crystal Ball glows Pink)

(The Camera then zooms into the Crystal Ball and then zooms out showing the Airport again with All 31 teams outside posing)

Don: (Gets Camera out and takes a Picture)

Super Jack And Rebecca: (Jump into the Camera at the last second to be in the Photo)

(The Screen then flashes With the Words in Gold Saying " The Remarkable Race"

Episode 27: The Last of the Cauchos

The Last of the Cauchos
Season 3, Episode 27
The Last of the Cauchos
Date United States: 18th February 2017

Australia: 19th February 2017

World Location Acapulco, Mexico → Buenos Aires, Argentina
Challenge(s) * Perform a Tango Dance
  • Catch a Rhea on horseback
Winner(s) Read And Find Out
Eliminated Read And Find Out
Episode Guide
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(The Remarkable Race Logo Appears for Two Seconds and then goes to the Intro)

Don: Last Time On the Remarkable Race.

Don: Things got spicy in Mexico, Brody picked a poten pepper to impress Mac Arthur but went through a entire break up cycle which almost threw his alliance away.

Don: The Ungothed part two occurred but they quickly hid behind the Tag Alongs speaking of The Tags

Don: They abused a loophole in the race by leading the Ice Dancers and Police Cadets into the wrong direction.

Don: While Mysterious Friends seem to be spicing things up from just friend and The Reality TV Pros starting to rekindle things

Don: But unlucky last the Cadets were the victims of the Tag Along's and Goths backfired plan leaving the Ice Dancers with one less foe to worry about

Don: Nine teams left and another will disappear today....find out now on............................THE REMARKABLE RACE ! (Winks the sparkle flashes at the screen which goes to the opening)

  • Opening

(The Camera Shows a Globe Until A Ticket Appears which then Zooms in and Changes to Five Columns, One of A Snowy Background, City Background, Desert Background,Jungle Background And Mountain Background)

Snow: (The Shadows of Owen, Noah, Mickey, Jay, Krystal, Trixie, Ludwig, Ben, Josse, Jacques, Beardo And Trent Can be Seen Running in the Blue Background)

City: (The Shadows of Tom, Jen, Zane, Sarah, Emma, Kitty, Devin, Carrie, Jack, Rebecca, Ellody, Mary, Calvin And Cory Can be Seen Running in the Purple Background)

Desert: (The Shadows of Axel, Tori, Tabby, Dawn, Shawn, Jasmine, Zayla, Xavier, Rock, Spud, Oskar And Adam.T Can be Seen Running In the Yellow Back Ground)

Jungle: (The Shadows of Chef, Chris, Laurie, Miles, Chet, Lorenzo, Adam.W, Giselle, Ennui, Crimson, Brody and Geoff Can be Seen Running In the Green Background)

Mountain: (The Shadows of Dwayne, Dwayne Jr, Jake, Sydney, Noah.M, Joanne, Tammy, Leonard, Pete, Gerry, Steve, Harold, Sanders And Mac Arthur Can Be Seen Running In The Orange Background)

(The Camera Then Goes Back to the World Map where Dots appear on certain Countries and Begin Connecting to other Countries)

(A Photo a France, Australia, Mexico and Japan Are placed down)

(Then The Camera Changes to Three Columns One of a Plane, Train And Bus)

(A Taxi Then Drives Up and the Camera Zooms into A pitch black screen)

(The Image of Each Pair Appear with Their Team Colour background on the Screen All together There Are Five Rows)

Top Row: Rock/Spud, Jake/Sydney, Ellody/Mary, Jay/Mickey, Jacques/Josse, Oskar/Adam.T

2nd Top Row: Calvin/Cory, Sarah/Zane, Ben/Ludwig, Krystal/Trixie, Tom/Jen, Brody/Geoff

Mid Row: Harold/Steve, Carrie/Devin, Leonard/Tammy, Giselle/Adam.W Jasmine/Shawn, Beardo/Trent

2nd Bottom Row: Joanne/Noah.M, Rebecca/Jack, Laurie/Miles, Emma/Kitty, Owen/Noah, Gerry/Pete, Xavier/Zayla

Bottom Row: Crimson/Ennui, Axel/Tori, Chet/Lorenzo, Sanders/Mac Arthur, Dwayne/Dwayne Jr. Dawn/Tabby, Chef/Chris

(The Screen Then Flashes To a Globe With The Title "The Remarkable Race" on it)

  • Starting Point (8:00 Am)

Don: Welcome back to Mehico (Walks over to the Goths) Where our last episode winners the Goths are about to depart from today's starting line

Ennui: (He and Crimson no have their make up back on)............

Don: Please say something.

Crimson: (Presses the Don box) Travel to Buenos Aires in Argentina

Don: Thank you ! 

* Globe

(The Camera zooms out of Mexico and moves south east to Argentina)

(A Image of the Argentina flag is shown)

Don: The Capital of Argentina, Buenos Aires, Is a world class city famous for it's love of football, theatre and delicious red meat.

  • Argentina Airport (8:00 Am)

Don: (Exits the airport holding red meat and eating it) Once teams land they will find the Don box at the airport with their next tip. (Takes another bite) Hmm not bad I always love meat. (Camera guy laughs) What ?

  • Starting Point (8:05 Am)

(The Goths just stand there)

Don: You can go....

Crimson: Were waiting for someone.....

Don: What dark spirit or cult demon are you waiting for now ?

Ben: Our turn (Presses the Don Box)

Don: (Sees Ben and Ludwig arrive) close enough (Walks off)

Ludwig: Your still here ?

Ennui: We wanted to apologise about yesterday ?

Ludwig: What about yesterday.

Crimson: Were sorry that....you had to see us like that.....

Ben: Aww come on you two do NOT need to apologise at all just because you followed us and showed us your face.

Ennui:.......we just look...repulsive

Ludwig: You just need to learn to love your self image, we all sorta hated our own images back when puberty hit us like fire truck

Ben: I even made a movie about growing up......it was a nightmare......

Loki: (Sits there)

Luna: (Jumps over Loki and sits down on the dirt)

Loki:..........

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: Nice face paint)

Loki: (Grumbles) (Voice: It's not face paint, It's a embodiment that has transcended from all that is stupid, Didn't you notice that I had this on for the entire show)

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: Yeah but looking closer it looks cute)

Loki:.......(Voice: What ?)  

  • Taxi (8:13 Am)

(Three Split screen shows the Ice Dancers, Reality Tv Pros and Mysterious Friends all getting into separate taxis)

Owen, Jacuqes, Zayla, Josee And Xavier: DRIVE !

Izzy: TO THE MOON

Don: Tips in hand the last three teams are now racing to the airport to get seats on the next flight out.

  • Taxi (8:15 Am)

Owen:.........

Izzy: You feeling "O"kay today ?

Owen: yeah but I feel sorry about the whole brainzilla thing.

Izzy: Don't be Izzy didn't even know she existed it wasn't your fault. I was worried If I'm honesty cause even though I scare off a LOT of people and aliens.....but I didn't want to you to go away because of me.

Owen: Awwwww

Taxi Driver: (Accidentally crashes into an elephant)

Elephant: (Sits on the taxi which breaks it)

Izzy: AHHH JUMBO HAS COME BACK FOR REVENGE !

Owen: UH NO I ALREADY ATE THE PEANUTS

* Confessional (Owen And Izzy)

(A White bar appears at the bottom saying Owen and Izzy "Reality Tv Pros")

Izzy: It's going full circle now, I once eat an entire supply box of peanuts that were meant to go to the Elephants at a zoo......They've come back for revenge.....they forgive but never forget !

Owen: Why were you at the zoo ?

Izzy: Hiding from the RCMP I lived two weeks with a tribe of lions fun times.

  • Road (8:16 Am)

(Another taxi stops nearby)

Xavier: (Exits the taxi) Out of fuel great twenty dollars down the drain and we didn't even get to the airport.

Zayla: (Exits the taxi) The taxi driver recommended a bike store near by but they only accept peso's

Xavier: (Sees the Elephant on the Reality Tv Pro's Taxi) Better idea.

Owen: I DON'T WANT TO BECOME ELEPHANT POO (Hugs Izzy and closes his eyes) (He opens his eyes to see Xavier sitting on top of the elephant) Huh ?

Xavier: Well I do believe I'm getting the hang of this

  • Confessional (Zayla) (Road background)

Zayla: A lot happened after yesterday, bad things including the Cadets getting eliminated, But the good things include the Ice Dancers digging their graves by literally mule kicking another team but most importantly Xavier has been developing a lot with his aim towards animal taming and possible feelings for me It's hilariously cute when he tries to not show it but I can see clearly now even when the ball shows anything but clear.

  • Road (8:16 Am)

Zayla: From Barn animals to giant's already

Xavier: (Shares a bucket of peanuts with the elephant) Food, You eat with them to further establish a bond....if my encounters with Loki are correct

Zayla: (Climbs up into the elephant) If the bunny wasn't trolling you.

Xavier: (Smirks) (Pats the elephant) To the big place with tons of flying objects

Elephant: (Gets up from being seated on the taxi and charges off)

Owen:...............Think any of the other teams are doing better then us ?

  • Taxi (8:19 Am)

Josee: UGGGGGGG FASTER, If the other teams catch an earlier flight I'm going to do something bad

Jacques: Josee your starting to scare me.....

Josee: VERY BAD !

Jacques: You know you can't crash air planes with your mind right

Josee: No Jacques I don't know that cause I'm not a stupid space feline that hangs out with a bunch of rats who GOT US LOST IN MEXICO !

Jacques: But we also got rid of the Cadets in Mexico you shouldn't be so tense

Josee: The other teams were watching us, THERE ALWAYS WATCHING US !

(It doesn't help that the radio in their taxi is Playing the song "Somebody's watching me")

  • Taxi (8:23 Am)

Brody: You'd think after getting over a heartbreak you'd feel better.

Geoff: But we lost two good amigo's yesterday, All thanks to Josse's mule kick which was so uncool dude.

Brody: I felt so bummed and kinda empty.....So I filled that emptiness with Burritos (Pats his belly) So many burritos.

Geoff: But were still here in the top nine, We won't let them go down in vain were gonna show the Ice Dancers what were made off.

Brody: (Feels his stomach) Ugh dude I think I'm made of soo many burrito beans at the moment (Burps)

Geoff: Nah dude were not made of beans.

  • Airport (8:26 Am)

Jay: (Leaning on the counter while the attendant at the register gets their plane tickets) So for me and my bro picking peppers and dipping on ice is a cake walk, It's strange though I thought we were going to get eaten alive in the competition but last episode everyone else was eating sand (Jay, Mickey and the Attendant laughs as she gives them their ticket)

Jack: Does Mickey and Jay come off differently lately ?

Adam: My sons have grown up.....

Mickey: We learn from the best (Jack and Rebecca head over to the counter)

Jack: Should I tell a story too ?

Attendant: No sir just tell us where you need to go.

Rebecca: Next one to Argentina.

Jack: I got official Identification this time too (Places card down)

Attendant: (Looks at it) 

Adam: Wasn't that the one you brought at the Black Market ?

Jack: Nope.

Josee: (From the back of the line) WILL YOU HURRY IT UP !

Adam: We seriously need to do something about the Ice Dancers

Mickey: Maybe we just need to distract them ?

Jack: Occupy them long enough so they lose focus that.....could work

Rebecca: Sounds risky

Jack: Name one thing that's not risky

Rebecca: Baking pie

Ludwig: That's risky

Zayla: Science is risky

Ludwig: Faith in made up magic is risky

Xavier: Getting shot with an arrow is way more risky

Ben: Cardboard has no risk at all (Suddenly security alarms go off, The guard take the cardboard off Ben) INJUSTICE !

Rebecca: Good point just anything o get rid of the ice jerks.

Josee: URG that's it Jacques pick me up

Jacques: (Lifts up Josee)

(Mysterious Friends walk up to the counter)

Zayla: Tickets for two to Argentina

Attendant: Oh two tango's down at Buenos aires

Xavier:......It's for a show

Attendant: What's showing ?

(Josee flies past and tackles the Attendant)

Josee: Thank you (Grabs the tickets) JACQUES LET'S GO (Runs off)

Xavier:.....wankers (Watches The Ice Dancers steal their plane tickets)

* Confessional (Adam And Giselle)

(A Pink bar appears at the bottom saying Adam And Giselle "Fairy Tale Impostors")

Giselle: At this point I've stopped caring about the Ice Dancers turning around....but there's one last thing I can use that Jacques told me long ago that could destroy Josee's spirit....but I don't want it to come to that

Adam: I think it's already come to that there in the same flight with us.

Giselle: (Sighs)........Then were left with no choice.

  • First Flight (8:26 Am)

(A Four split screen shows the Fairy Tale Impostors, Neighbours, Determination Twins and Ice Dancers)

Don: Four teams have taken the earliest flight they could however the other five teams are now left waiting at the airport and worse of all....we've ran out of sad face stickers for the plane.....

  • Airport (8:27 Am)

(Goths, Tag Alongs and Reality Tv Pros are all seated at the airport)

Zayla: This suck they just stole our first seat tickets....(Sits down)

Xavier: Could be worse there's still four other teams here and I still got your company (Takes a seat)

Zayla: Lucky you huh.

Xavier: Your the one with the good luck ball.

Owen: (Nudges Xavier) Learning from the best huh

Xavier: (Looks at Owen)....You mentioned Izzy in china right

Izzy: That's me.

Zayla: I take it the subtle route went well for you too.

Owen: Were still kinda repairing things....but cool to see you two are building something

Zayla: Didn't take you for the observant type Owen

Izzy: Building ooh I can I help with the constructions

Xavier: Constructions ? 

(Surfers enter the airport doors)

Geoff: (Runs in) Did we miss anything ?

Xavier: Just the first flight.

Geoff: (Snaps fingers)

Brody: (Walks in with his hands on this stomach) Too many burritos

Izzy: (Sees Brody) WHEN'S THE CHILD COMING OUT ?

Xavier: For the love of all don't make me the uncle.

Brody: Nah dude I just put on a bit of weight to fill the emptiness from losing the cadets last episode.

(The Goths and Tag Alongs sit there and just listen to the conversation)</p>

* Confessional (Ben And Ludwig)

(A Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Ben And Ludwig "Tag Alongs")

Ben: Oh boy did our plan backfire last episode.

Ludwig: The Cadets screwed themselves over by ruining our attempt to screw over the Ice Dancers.

Ben: Basically a screwception......that sound wrong (Grabs the camera) DELETE THIS CLIP

Ludwig: So for now our next option could be to ally with the Goths especially after Mexico it seems possible.

Ben: Just never tell the Surfers or Mysterious Friends with benefits that the cadets got lost because of us.

  • Air Port (8:30 Am)

Brody: I'm already feeling kinda slow (Pats his belly)

Xavier: I'm guessing I would have to help you get back to shape after this round ?

Brody: Awesome idea !

Geoff: Okay so any idea how were gonna like deal with those Ice Dancers ?

Xavier: that's sorta been taken care of from the looks of it (Points to the countless posters that have been posted around the airport)

Brody: (Takes a poster off the wall and reads it) "Do you hate Ice Dancers like we do....then join the Anti-Ice-Dancer-Squad nown as aids" ?

(The posters are poorly drawn and written)

Zayla: Nown....Did a kindergartener write this ?

  • Flight One (Unknown Time)

Adam: (Holds out the same poster) I like to think my drawing has improved.

Giselle: It has senpai. But your missing the letter K in known

Adam: Why would there be a K in nown ?

Giselle:......Silent letters

Adam: But there is no K sound

  • Confessional (Adam) (Plane background)

Adam: LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING !

Don: Tell me about it

Adam: I just did.

  • Flight One (Unknown Time)

Jack: (Walks down the plane with a drink of hot chocolate)

Mickey: Bathroom ?

Jack: Nah I'm gonna talk to the Ice Dancers.

Mickey: Why would you want to talk to them ?

Jack: To see if I can try to reason with one of them.

Jacques: (Sees Jack)

Jack: Ever notice that our name has the same first three letters J a and c

Jacques: ha that is funny why choose bring it up now though ?

Jack: Just thought it was a cool fact. (Looks around to see that Josee isn't with him)

Jacques: Perhaps Jack and Jacques are just country variant names

Jack: My Ice counterpart huh ?

Jacques: (Shrugs) So I take it your here to sabotage us ?

Jack: Have I ever done that you do yet ?

Jacques: After your group of meddling kids watched us throw the cadets out and (grabs a poster off the wall) This

Jack: Adam draws the best posters doesn't he

Jacques: It has me being eaten by a wolf and Josee drowning in ice ?

Jack: Art these days huh...so tell me about you and Josee.

Jay: (Drinks lemonade from a glass)

Mickey: (Asleep)

???: Hey

Jay: (Turns around to see Josee is sitting next to them).......

Josee: Long journey huh....so how's the race been ?

Jay: It's been great so far. (Looks at the security button on his seat for a second)

Josee: It has, I like your jackets matching colours huh

Jay: We have two different shades of blue....like the black outfits you and Jacques are wearing

Josee: Don't judge a book by it's cover they say (Nudges Jay)

Jay: Was there something you wanted to tell us ?

Josee:....I was hoping not to tell you this but your in the final nine

Jay: We know our math

Josee: But do you know your friends.

Jay: They would never think twice about us heck Adam said were like cubs to him

Josee: But wolves could eat their own kind !........I'm just warning you that competition can bring out a dangerous side in people.......and a even bigger one if you block THEM from the Podium.......It was nice talking to you (Walks off)

  • Confessional (Josee) (Plane background)

Josee: Jack's trying to lower our guard down by talking to Jacques so to get even I need to flip the Twins back down a notch.

  • Airport (11:30 Am)

(The Argentina timezone is three hours ahead of Mexico)

First Flight: (Lands down in Argentina)

Don: Our first four teams are now landing down in Buneos Aires and Ice Dancers take an early lead...as usual

Josee: Don Box (She and Jacques run over to the Don Box)

Jack: (Jumps onto the Don Box and sits on it) Hey Ice Guys I'm curious

Josee: What do you want now !

Mickey: (Hides behind the Don Box)

Jack: Before this race starts I'm doing a survey what's your favourite Destination ?

Mickey: (Opens the back of the Don Box and grabs three travel tips out of it) (He runs off while there not looking)

Josee: The ones we win.

Jacques: France was marvellous, Oh so is Iceland and Vegas I got to wear a dress

(Adam, Giselle, Rebeca, Mickey and Jay run past them and the Don box)

Josee: Where are they going ?

Jack: (Hops off the Don Box) To the challenge seeya (Runs off)

Jacuqes: (Gasp)

Josee: (Hits the Don Box) UGH THERE STALLING US !

Jacques: Can't believe they've stoop that low

Jack: (Running) That should keep them behind us for a minute

Adam: Go Jack

Rebecca: (Reads the travel tip) It's an "All In" Tango Takedown ?

  • Streets (11:30 Am)

Don: For this all In Challenge, Teams must head here (Points to a building) To the national academy of tango to learn and then perform this passionate Argentinian dance, One misstep means starting over but get a thumbs up from this local tango instructor who's name I never learned due to foreign pronouncing. 

  • Ranch (11:31 Am)

Don: After that it's another cab ride to this ranch where they will find the Don box with their next tip. (Leans on the Gaucho cowboy themed Don Box) Normally I hate it when you dress them up but this one I love 

  • Taxi (11:32 Am)

Josee: A Tango challenge

Jacques: (Laughs) Zee we are Ice Dancers

Josee: If you take the word Ice away what are you left with

Jacques: Dancers

Josee: HA today won't be so bad after all (The Taxi stops) Huh are we here ?

Taxi Driver: No no no, There's construction going on down the road (Points to a set of cone hats placed on the road and the construction sign) I'm going to have to make a ten minute detour. (Does a U turn)

  • Taxi (11:32 Am)

Mickey: (Watches the Ice Dancers taxi turn around)

Adam: They fell for it (Laughs) So what's tango it sounds like a type of mango ?

Giselle: It's a partner dance so it takes two to dance with such romantic and elegant moves.

Jack: I'm not much of a dancer so......

Jay: Last time I tried to dance I broke my foot.

Rebecca: I had drama and dancing as apart of my electives in school so I know some of the basics.

  • Second Flight (Unknown Time)

Xavier: (Puts up foot rest)

Zayla: (Puts her arm around his shoulder)

Xavier: Comfy. (Rests on Zayla's shoulder)

(Owen and Izzy sit at their seats eating nachos together and watching Total Drama Island on the screen, It's the Hook Line and Screaming Episode)

(Geoff and Brody are also watching the episode)

Owen: Great memories

Brody: How long ago was Total Drama Island ?

Izzy: Well there's not really a specific time, It's supposedly been three years since then however life wise ten years.

Geoff: Ten ?

Ben: (Looks at the Goths)

Crimson:....Can we help you ?

Ben: It's probably too late in game for an alliance but would a Ice Dancers pact work 

Ennui: It would

Ben: Sweet !

Crimson: No hugs

Ben: Aww okay

Ludwig: Crimson was there any other...methods you know how we can loophole the game ?

Crimson: Were not in Mexico anymore....I'm not sure

Ludwig: Very well, So just for now just usual

Ennui: There ahead of us so yeah.....we'll plan something for them in the next round.

  • Plane Hangar

Loki: (Climbs up a stack of boxes and throws somethings off the desk)

Luna: (Leaps from the floor and onto the desk) Mewo (Telepathic: How come your alone down here ?)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: Your trainers are annoying and their annoying my owners so I went down here)

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: There just making friends, Which is a great thing overall remember Mexico)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: Could just be manipulation)

Luna: (Hisses) (Telepathic: They would NEVER do such misdeeds....only disobeying pie BUT that is not their intention)

Loki: (Grunt) (Voice: Alright calm your farm pussy cat)

Luna: (Telepathic: My point is if you don't want your owners to get screwed over by the Ice Dancers like mine did teaming up would help)

Loki: (Grunt) (Voice: You won't cross your fingers about this will you ?)

Luna: (Telepathic: No Paws are crossed I swear on the oath of the Fuzzie Wuzzie Whisker Land)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: What ?)

  • Tango Academy (11:52 Am)

(Determination Twins, Neighbours and Fairy Tale Impostor's arrive at the Academy)

Mickey: (Whispers) What's happening now ?

Adam: (Whisper) Something about demonstrations...I'm still confused.

(Neighbours, Determination Twins and Fairy Tale Impostors are now watching the dance demonstration)

Giselle: As I said very romantic dance

Jay:.....romantic dance......well were done for it was a good run. (Goes to turn around but Mickey holds the back of his jacket so he doesn't leave)

Mickey: Stay determined Jay !

* Confessional (Jay And Mickey)

(A Cyan bar appears at the bottom saying Jay And Mickey "Determination Twins")

Mickey: You feeling okay Jay....I thought I was who'd be doubting our skills ?

Jay: I'm just not sure how were going to complete this challenge...it's dancing

Mickey: Can't be as dangerous as the tennis ball launcher right

Jay: But even more humiliating if we mess this up

* Confessional (Rebecca And Jack)

(A Dark Orange bar appears at the bottom saying Rebecca And Jack "Neighbours")

Jack: I'm not much of a dancer...Super Jack is better then it at me since he went with Rebecca to school prom since she didn't have a date to go with.

Rebecca: Jack !

Jack: Whoops wasn't suppose to mention that.

  • Tango Academy (11:32 Am)

Rebecca: Follow my lead on (She and Jack get into tango position and step forward and back) One, two, One, Two

Jack: (Then does the spin but then crashes into the wall) Ouch

Instructor: (Thumbs Down)

Mickey and Jay:..................

Jay: How does it go again ?

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

Jay: (Sigh) This is going to be a long day.

Giselle: (She and Adam step forward and back) Two, Three, One, Two, Three

Adam: (Accidentally steps on Giselle's foot)

Giselle: EEEP

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

(The Ice Dancers arrive)

Jacques: May we

(Jacques and Josee then step forward and back, They then claps hands which Jacques spins Josee around and then catches her and does a pose) (Winks)

Instructor: (Claps)

(Runs off with Jacques, While running she bumps into Jay knocking him over)

Rebecca: (Helps Jay up)

Adam: BOOOOOOOO WHY DO THEY GET THEIR OWN THEMED CHALLENGE, THEY HAVE THE NAME DANCER IN IT.

Rebecca: Yeah when's the Gothic costume making challenge.

Jack: Or the cape crusader challenge where you take down a criminal and yell at them about how your parents are dead to justify it.

Josee: (Grabs the travel tip) Good luck catching up chumps !

Jack: Wait Josee (Runs to Jacques and Josee) before you go you might want to stop for lunch the bottom floor there serving red meat

Josee: Your not distracting me this time Jacko ! (Pushes Jack back)

Jack: (Stumbles and crashes into Jay)

Giselle: (Leers at Jacques and Josee)

Jacques: Josee let's go (Runs off with Josee)

Rebecca: (Helps Jay up) Are you hurt ?

Jay: Does confidence count ?

  • Argentina Airport (11:50 Am)

Brody: (Reads the travel tip) Tango...is that like some sort of Mango ?

Don: Someone's already said that line Brody

Geoff: Nah dude it's a partner styled dance

(Crimson and Ennui look awkward at each other about the idea of dancing)

Ludwig: At this rate pretty much all of us have no clue what to do ?

Xavier: Great another thing I've never learned

Zayla: I have some skill in dancing but it's mostly styled around my family gypsy songs and traditions.

Xavier: That counts for something.

  • Tango Academy (11:55 Am)

Mickey and Jay: (Clap) (Mickey then spins Jay)

Jay: Oh no MOTION SICKNESS (Stops and then pukes in the rubbish pin)

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

Giselle: (Dance walks with Adam) One, Two, Three, Four (Spins Adam)

Adam: (Spins around and starts spinning faster.....the speed causes Adam to drill through the floor)

Giselle: Maybe that was too elegant ?

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

Jack: (Puts on Super Jack Mask)

Rebecca: My lead (Dance walks with Jack) one, Two, Three (Claps) (She then spins Jack around)

Jack: (Spins out and then spins back to Rebecca)

Rebecca: (Catches Jack)

Instructor: (Nods and claps)

Giselle: Great job Jack-Kun continue the challenge we'll catch up.

(Jack and Rebecca exit the building)

(At great timing the Goths, Tag Alongs, Surfer Dudes and Reality TV Pros arrive)

(Geoff and Brody go next)

Geoff: Okay dude you know how to dance ?

Brody: Do I ? Dude we won that dance off at the mosh pit last October.

Geoff: Time to show them all how it's done.

Brody: (Starts break dancing)

Geoff: (Starts doing the Cossack dance)

Giselle: (Eyes widen)........ THIS ISN'T TANGO !

Adam: That looks cooler then the tango....far better then Mac Arthur's dance in Spain.

Crimson: Why are they dancing so horribly ?

Xavier: What are you guys all surprised ? (He and Zayla remain at deadpan there used to it)

Brody: (Spins around) CATCH ME DUDE (Does a stage dive styled jump at Geoff)

Geoff: (Catches Brody...however since Brody is fat Geoff starts to lose his grip) Woah (Steps back and falls over) AHHHHHHHH WATCH OUT DUDES !

(Geoff crashes into the group)

(The Goths crash and their wigs fall off)

(Mysterious Friends crash and accidentally kiss each other) Don: And there goes what might be the worse two minute moment of this show. (Crimson and Ennui quickly put their wigs back on)

Xavier: (Gets up extreme blush and nervous) Crap I'm so sorry 

Zayla: (Smirks) It's fine Xav I was gonna save it for the dance.

Brody: (Gets up) So how was that ?

Adam: You might not want you honest opinion on that. 

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

(Goths just stand there)

Ennui: How does this work.....

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

Ben: (Running) AHHHHH SPIN !

Ludwig: I THOUGHT YOUR WERE SPINNING (They both charge and crash into the wall before either of them can decide)

Instructor: (Thumbs Down)

Adam: (Claps)

Giselle: One, Two (Spins Adam)

Adam: (Spins back to Giselle)

Giselle: THREE (Catches Adam) (She then playfully kisses him on the forehead)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Izzy: (Spins Owen around) One Two, FIVE (Throws Owen into the air)

(Owen flies through the roof)

Izzy: Wait was this tango ? (Owen crash lands on Izzy breaking the floor below them)

Instructor: (Thumbs Down)

Xavier and Zayla: (Grab hands and go into tango position)

Zayla: The Ice Dancers and the other teams are getting ahead of us, Think you can muster the energy to blow their socks off

Xavier: Eight hundred and ten percent.

Zayla: (Leads and dances in Romai styled dancing)

Xavier: (Claps)

Zayla: (Claps) (Notices the crystal ball glows) NOW

Xavier: (Spins Zayla)

Zayla: (Spins around which creates wind that causes the roses from the vase to fly out, She catches them while spinning and then spins back to Xavier)

Xavier: (Zayla spins and grabs him before he can grab her)...?

Zayla: (Holds Xavier in the tango pose, she has a rose in her mouth)

Instructor: (Claps and then gives them thumbs up)

Xavier: That was amazing...did that hurt ?

Zayla: (Pulls out a rose throne out of her tongue) It does now actually.....

  • Ranch (12:08 Pm)

(Taxi parks at the ranch)

Jacques: (Presses the Don Box and grabs the tip) It's a botch or watch "Ride and Guacho ?"

Don: For this Botch or Watch the team member who didn't play ring toss in the Arctic gets to ride a horse and use a traditional "Boleadora" know as a bolas to tie up their teams designated Rheas.

(A group of nine Rheas run by each of them have a image of a certain team)

Don: Once there Rhea is wrapped up they must bring it by taxi

  • Chill Zone (12:10 Pm)

Don: To the chill zone located here

(The Camera zooms out and shows a GIANT mountain)

Don: Ontop of mount Aconcagua In the Andes but hurry the last team to arrive will be heading home.

  • Tango Academy (12:10 Pm)

Owen: (Spins around)

Izzy: (Catches Owen and goes into tango pose)

Instructor:................

Izzy: (Sweating as she is losing her grip while holding Owen)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Owen: WOOOHO (Falls)

Geoff: (Claps)

Brody: (Claps)

Geoff: (Spins Brody around)

Brody: (Hears his stomach growl while spinning) Uh no now the burritos is coming back up dude.........

Geoff: (Catches Brody)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Brody: YES We Did (Throws up)

Instructor:...................

Ludwig: Kinda wished you waited before giving the thumbs up ? (Instructor nods annoyed)

Mickey: (Leans his head on the wall) I hate dancing.......

Crimson: Your not the only one on that boat.

Jay: What about heavy metal dancing ?

Ennui: Your mistaking that for a mosh pit.

Luna: (Dances to herself)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: That's sad)

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: Wanna join I could use company)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice:.....on one condition)

Luna: (Telepathic: Wait you agreed ?)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: You have to help the Goths pass)

Luna: (Hops over to Luna and uses telekinesis to lift Loki up and go into Tango position and start dancing)

Crimson:................

Ennui:...................

Mickey: Maybe if we just copy what they do that will help ?

(The Camera guy is more focused on watching Luna and Loki rather then the Tag Alongs who have nearly completed their turn)

Don: What the fuck is even happening anymore...?

  • Ranch (12:19 Pm)

(Two Rhea's sit down and eat the blades of grass, These two Rhea's are the Neighbours and Reality Tv Pros)

Josee: (Stands next to the two Rhea's with a grease bottle and squirts its over them)

(The Rhea's sequel and run away)

Jacuqes: (Fake gasp) Ops we accidentally got vegetable oil all over the Neighbour's and Reality TV Pros' Rheas I hope that doesn't make the challenge harder for them (Laughs until one of the Rhea's run back and kick him square in the balls) AHHHH (Falls over)

  • Tango Academy (12:23 Pm)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Ben: YES (Drops Ludwig)

  • Ranch (12:23 Am)

Josee: Who threw rings back in the Arctic ?

Jacques: I did.

Josee: Alright right then (Climbs onto the horse)......(Nervous)

Jacques: Don't worry about falling off Josee think of it as a giant puppy.

(Mysterious Friends, Neighbours And Fairy Tale Impostors arrive after exiting their taxi's)

Rebecca: (Presses the Don Box and grabs the tip) Botch or watch and it's my turn to botch....hmm horse riding.

Adam: Hey Jack how come your Rhea's has goo all over it (Notices the Rhea covered in grease)

Jack:....Don I don't remember making bets.

Jacques and Josee: (Laugh)

Rebecca: UGH You again !

Josee: What makes you think we did it ?

Jack: You have grease on your hands and shirt.

Josee: (Looks at the grease on her)

Jacques: How are you sure that's grease ?

Rebecca:......what do you mean it's not grease what else would it be......don't respond to that.

Josee: And thank you for distracting us before Jack.

Jack: Your welcome keen to do it any time.

Rebecca: You had that coming (Climbs onto her horse and rides off) AND YOU GOT A LOT MORE OF THAT COMING SOON !

Xavier: (Feeds the horse a carrot)

Zayla: (Climbs up onto the horse) How many of those did you carry ?

Xavier: Brody gave me some advice about keeping food in my pocket to keep my energy levels going....unlike him I don't intend to leave it in my pocket for the last twenty six episodes.

Adam: Better keep one eye open Josee.

Josee: Or what am I going to wake up to you humping my leg again ?

Giselle: You wouldn't want to fall sleep during a competition....not after your last one

Jacques: (Gasp)

Josee:..........What was that !

Giselle: Are you startled....you seem to panic and react a lot be careful not to DROP anyone......

Josee:....Take that back (Crushes the grease bottle in her hands and throws it) Now !

Adam: (Ducks) She's triggered run (Grabs Giselle hand and runs off)

Jack: (Is still there)

Josee: (Heavily breaths)

Jack: So.....ever heard about our lord and saviour Super Jack ?

Jacques: I don't believe I have......(Looks to Josee) Don't let their words get to your

Jose: I won't she's just jealous.....(Rides off)

* Confessional (Giselle And Adam)

(A Pink bar appears at the bottom saying Giselle And Adam "Fairy Tale Impostors")

Giselle: Remembering the conversations I had with Jacques in Bermuda and space, The harsh answer has been there all along Josee's blind spot is her overreaction and deep paranoia which is why she dropped Jacques during the Ice skating Olympics, If anything is going to hinder them it's that...

Adam: Hooray we know their weakness

Giselle: But is it right to exploit that ?

Adam: Maybe (Sheepish smile)

  • Ranch (12:29 Pm)

Giselle: (Climbs onto the horse)

Adam: I have to WATCH you play with dangerous animals! No fair!

Giselle: Birds aren't that bad Adam-Kun

Adam: I watched someone get mauled by birds once while looking around Australia.....

Giselle: Well maybe Argentina have friendlier ones (Rides off)

  • Tango Academy (12:30 Pm)

(Crimson and Ennui go into tango position)

Crimson: Imagine heavy metal music and dance to it

Loki: (Mimics the dance)

Ennui: Right (Nods) (They both step forward and back) 

Crimson: (Claps and then spins around)

Ennui: (Catches Crimson)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Crimson: That was nice

Ennui: Yeah....let's never do that again

Crimson: Agreed

(Mickey and Jay go into tango position)

Mickey: (Claps, Spins Jay around and catches him)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Jay: (Pukes into the plant)

  • Ranch (12:34 Pm)

Izzy: (Throws the tip away and climbs onto the horse) GIDDY UP

Owen: (Stands there eating red meat) hmmm meat (Surfers and Tag alongs arrive) Hey guys if they have red meat here.

Brody: You think there might be other coloured meats all around the world 

Owen: (Gasp) WE NEED TO FIND BLUE MEAT, GREEN MEAT AND YELLOW MEAT.

Don: Brody, Owen we love you but please stop making the entire public five percent dumber with each statement you make.

Giselle: (Riding on her horse) (Her horse has a pink ribbon on it) (Swings her bolas and throws it)

Rhea: (With the Fairy Tale Impostor's image) (Running and runs to the left to avoid it)

Rebecca: (Rides past Giselle and throws her bolas)

(Her bolas goes around the Neighbours Rhea but the grease makes it fall off)

Josee: (Rides by) Good Luck

Rebecca: Hey look a gold medal

Josee: (Turns around) Where ?

Rebecca: (Swings and throws her bolas at Josee)

Josee: AH !

Rhea: (Running)

Izzy: (Swings bolas) ALAHHAHAHAHAHRIBA ! (Throws it)

Geoff: (Ridding on his horse and is hit by Izzy's Bolas) AH

Izzy: Wrong target but I still get a point for that ?

Ludwig: (Climbs on his horse)

(The horse bucks and kicks him back)

Ben: (Laughs) Ouch 

Zayla: (Throws her Bolas)

Rhea: (Runs around in circles)

Zayla: (Turns the horse around but accidentally crashes into Izzy's Horse)

Josee: (Starting to slip from her horse) Ah AHHHH must hold on (Is now holding onto the horses tail) (Falls off) AHHH...

Rebecca: (Rides past) HA double edged sword Josee !

Josee: (Gets up) What happened ? (Remembers that she got grease over her shirt and her hands) Oh

(Goths arrive)

Crimson: hmm memories (Looks at her horse)

Geoff: (Riding on his horse chasing his Rhea) Got you now my feather bro (The bolas wraps around his face causing him to fall off)..........come back

(Geoff's horse starts chasing Zayla's horse)

Zayla: What is that horse doing ? (Isn't looking and crashes into a tree and falls off her horse)

Xavier: Zay (Runs over and helps Zayla up)

Zayla: (Gets the leaves out of her hood) thanks

(The Surfers Horse and Mysterious Friends horse then walk over to each other)

Zayla: What are they doing ?

Xavier:....Something I hope they don't do

Adam: (Looks at the horses).........OH MY !

Brody: Dude our horse is crushing on your horse ?

Geoff: (Gets up and removes the bolas from his face) bad stallion don't mount other horses

Jay: (He and Mickey arrive) Were not too late are we........

Adam: (Covers Mickey and Jay's eyes) Don't watch........

Ludwig: (Climbs onto his horse) (Horse throws him off)

Ben: Our luck we got stuck with the grumpiest horse......

Xavier: Need help ?

Ludwig: Our horse won't listen

Xavier: Okay I see the problem (Whispers to the Tag Along's Horse and pats it) Good horse, your on their team and teammates listen to each other okay your Rhea is over there (Points to the Tag Along's Rhea and also points to the Mysterious Friend's Rhea) Go get em.

(The Horse picks up Ludwig and puts him on it's back)

(The Tag Alongs and Mysterious Friends Rhea both screech as they get chased by the horse)

Josee: My shirt... it's refusing to absorb the oil (Sighs) Polyester's only downfall.

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Jacques: Polyester is the only fabric that moves as beautifully as we do.

Josee: Have you ever tried doing a triple lutz while wearing cotton of course you haven't because it would be impossible. 

  • Ranch (12:41 Pm)

Jay: Okay so where's our horse ? (Looks around)

Adam: The only one left was this one (Pats a small horse) She's been through a lot from what she told me.

Jay: Is she able to do the challenge ?

Adam: She's a determine one (Smirks)

Jay: Alright (Climbs onto the small horse) Lets go !

Izzy: (On her horse) Woah how come our Rhea has yellow goop on it ?

Rebecca: Thank the Ice Dancers for the complimentary grease.

Izzy: Grease never stops Izzy (Chases her Rhea along with the Neighbours rhea)

Josee: Ugh I need something to absorb all this oil off my hands

Jacques: Josee what's wrong how did you fall off your horse ?

Josee: It's the oil Jacques. I CAN'T GET IT OFF.....we'll never be able to finish the challenge IF I CAN'T CLIMB ONTO THE HORSE.

Jacques: I won't let you lose this time (Grabs her oily hands)

Josee: Jacques what are you doing ?

Jacques: (Sighs and wipes her greasy hands over his hair)

Josee: (Gasp)

Jacques: Your hands...are dry

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Josee:....You....I can't believe you sacrificed your marvellous hair for the challenge....for me

Jacques: I don't want to talk about it.....

Josee: (Hugs Jacques)

Jacques: (Cries)

  • Ranch (12:45 Pm)

Xavier: (Talks to his teams horse and the surfers horse) Good no more of that business until the challenge is over

Geoff: Is it like safe to continue now ?

Xavier: Yep the horses are out of the mood now

Zayla: Perfect (Climbs back onto her horse)

(The Tag Alongs and Mysterious Friends Rhea's run by)

Zayla: (Swings her bolas and catches her teams Rhea) Instant catch (Smirks at Xavier) How was that animal boy ?

Adam: Me ?

Xavier: No Adam not you

Zayla: (Climbs down her horse) Shall we...... 

Xavier: Of course (They both hold hands and walk off with their Rhea)

Adam:...............animal competition (Leers at them)

Izzy: (On her horse chasing the Rhea's)

(The Neighbours Rhea jumps into a pond while the Reality Tv Pros Rhea runs to the right)

Izzy: (The Bolas accidentally swings and hits the horse in the back of the head)

(The Horse throws Izzy off her back)

Izzy: (Lands into the pond)

(The Neighbours Rhea walks out of the pond now with the grease washed away)

Rebecca: (Rides by and catches her Rhea with the bolas) GOT IT

(The Ice Dancers and Goths Rhea both eat grass together)

Jacques: (Climbs onto his horse and tosses the bolas at them)

(The bolas wraps around the Ice Dancers Rhea and catches it)

(The Goths Rhea runs away however it notices Loki standing in it's direction causing it to stop running)

Crimson: (Throws her bolas which catches the Rhea)

Loki: (Stands over the Rhea)

Luna: (Hugs Loki from behind) (Telepathic: Victory hug congrats !)

Loki: (Voice: What are you doing....aren't you suppose to be helping your team ?)

Luna: (Telepathic: Don told me I can't use my physic powers unless I want to get a penalty)

Josee: (Glomps Jacques) Your my hero, YOUR EVERYONE'S HERO

Giselle: (Walks by on her horse) That last part is very debatable.....(Deadpan)

Josee: Don't ruin you DARE the MOMENT ! (Hugs Jacques Tightly)

Jack: Need me to take a picture of this moment (Gets out a old fashion camera)

Jacques: Sure (Him and Josee going into a graceful pose)

Jack: (Spends the next four minutes purposely distracting the Ice Dancers)

Josee: (Smiling) Take the picture !

Jack: Hold on I'm missing some lens....(Finds them) There we are now we can (Looks at the camera)....Hold on

Jacques: You said hold on nine times already ?

Jack: (Checks camera) Okay I have it set on a two minute timer......say cheese and get ready to pose (Runs off)

Josee:....................

Jacques: Should we run?

Josee:...Our fans our watching we'll catch up after the fans see our great moment on picture.

Ludwig: (On his horse) Did they forget that there on camera ?

Jay: (On his horse) Let them pretend it's not hurting us (They both laugh)

(Neighbours, Goths and Mysterious Friends drive off in their taxis)

  • Taxi (12:48 Pm)

(Xavier and Zayla enter the taxi with their Rhea)

(The Rhea has Zayla and Xavier cramped together on the left seats)

Xavier: Still feels roomier then being in a taxi with Brody or Spud.

Zayla: (Looks at her crystal ball)

Xavier: What does it say ?

Zayla: I believe it's time we address the elephant in the room.

Xavier: (Looks at the Rhea) (Looks back to Zayla) You know I've enjoyed this adventure we've had.

Zayla: It's not over yet you know.

Xavier: Yeah...(Puts his around Zayla's shoulder while nervously blushing) But I want you to that I appreciate the fact that you've been willingly to put up with me through this entire show.

Zayla: I have you to thank for teaching me to not be to reliant on fortunes to control my own life.

(Crystal Ball: You know I'm like right here)

Zayla: You made amazing progress through our journey going from hunter to animal tamer.

Xavier: Well I couldn't have done it without you......

Zayla: (Grabs his hand) That question I always asked it.....it's about you

Xavier:....that question...

Zayla: (Takes her hood off) The answer....I've been asking the ball years about this question and if it would give me a sign or direction......now I believe that answer is staring right in front of me....

Xavier:...........I've been feeling things for you too but.....I don't know how to say....

Zayla: Then just go for the most cheesy thing you can say if that helps (They both laugh)

Xavier: I love you.

Zayla: I love you aswell Does your chest feel lighter for letting that out ?

Xavier: It does actually, I mean I felt the attention for a bit.

Zayla: So this means were more then friends now.

Xavier: Yeah I guess...we still got five minutes till we reach the chill zone. What now ?

Zayla: (Turns off the taxi Camera) (Grabs Xavier and kisses him) Pass the time ?

Xavier: Sure (Him and Zayla begin making out)

(The Neighbours Taxi drives past)

Jack: (Looks out the window) Woah this mountain it pretty high and (Spots the Mysterious friends from their taxi) (Makes shocked Patrick face)

  • Ranch (12:51 Pm)

Izzy: (On her horse she throws her bolas one more time)

(The Reality Tv Pro's Rhea is eating grass, the bolas wraps around it however the grease makes the rope fall off again)

Izzy: OH COME ON !

Owen: (Walks over to Izzy) We gotta get that grease off or we will never finish the challenge

Izzy: Don't worry Ozzy, Izzy HAS ONE MORE PLAN (Jumps off her horse and charges at the Rhea) AHHHHHHHHHHHH

(The Rhea screeches as Izzy Tackles it down the hill)

Izzy: (Holding onto her Rhea while they slide down the hill) GOT YA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Owen: IZZY (Runs after them) HOLD ON I'M COMING !

(The Ice Dancers standing there still.......the camera finally flashes)

Jacuqes: (Runs and grabs the photo)

(The Photo is completely black meaning Jack never took the lens off the camera)

Josee: I want to be mad but I'm still amazed about your actions today

Jacques: Too the taxi (Runs off with Josee and their Rhea)

(Tag Alongs Rhea crashes into a tree)

Ludwig: (Throws his bolas and catches his Rhea) Yes

Jay: (Rides his horse however their Rhea is towering over them) (Drops the bolas) (His Rhea runs off)

Josee: (Runs off with Jacques) Enjoy losing today twins (Laughs)

(The Fairy Tale Impostor's and Surfer Dude's Rheas runs to the bushes)

Adam: (Jump scares the two Rheas)

(Giselle and Geoff toss their bolas at their Rhea's and catch them)

Giselle: YES

Geoff: Alright

Jay: (Chases his Rhea)

(The Determination Twin's Rhea just laughs at him)

Jay: (Intimidated).......

(His Rhea runs off)

Mickey: (Walks over) What's the matter ?

Jay: Just feeling small and insignificant again.....half the time I'm the one being chased by the Rhea.........maybe we should just throw the towel in.....

Mickey: (Sees Adam and Giselle) You guys go I'll handle this

Giselle: Okay Mickey-Kun best of luck (Heads to her taxi)

Adam: (Nods and looks worried for the Twins)

Mickey: DUDE we can't stop now, we did not come this far just to quit.....I didn't stop when we were in Finland you gave me an encouraging speech.....While I wish I could do the same but I'm a horribly improviser just get up and show that Rhea that your not taking it's crap

Jay: (Looks at his horse Jay sees himself in his horses eyes....reminding it of himself back when he went through Adversity, The small horse looks at Jay) Let's do it, We won't go down without a fight !

  • Bottom of the Hill (12:56 Pm)

Izzy: (Rides her Rhea down the hill) WEEEE (The Rhea then slides off a ramp)

(They both perform a air front flip and then land in a lake)

Owen: (Runs down the hill)

Izzy: (Pops out of the water) Big O you should of seen it, We were going down the hill like a rocket board and then we flew up into the sky and then crashed down into the lake and (The Rhea swims back up) BOOM

Owen: That was pretty wicked are you okay though ?

Izzy: Yep were you worried about me ?

Owen: Yes....I was

Izzy: AHAH (Hugs Owen) Were all good then right ?

Owen: Totally.....how are we gonna get the Rhea back up the hill ?

Izzy: Not sure I'm getting a expired cheese vibe from it right now

(The Reality Tv Pros' Rhea is triggered by that comment, It then proceeds to chase Owen and Izzy up the hill)

Owen: (Running) YOU HAD THAT PLANNED DIDN'T YOU

Izzy: YEP (Running) GOTTA GO FAST !

  • Ranch (1:01 Pm)

(The Determination Twin's Rhea is seated down eating grass)

Jay: (Makes a war cry) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Swings his bolas and tosses it)

(The Bolas bounces off a tree and wraps around the Rhea)

Jay: YEEHAHAHHAHAHAH WHO'S THE BOSS NOW

(The Determination Twin's Rhea frowns)

Jay: (Offers hand) We cool now ?

(The Rhea nods and shakes Jay's hand)

  • Chill Zone (1:05 Pm)

(The Neighbours and Mysterious Friends exit their taxis)

Don: The first two teams are racing into the chill zone area, It's the Neighbours and Mysterious Friends in a foot race to the finish line !

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(Xavier and Zayla reach the carpet of completion)

Don: And Mysterious Friends take First I can't believe what a glorious victory that was.

Xavier: WOOHOO (He and Zayla hug)

Don: And Neighbours take Second place congrats on taking a spot in the final eight

Jack: Now here's hoping that that camera will keep them out of the race. (Turns around to see The Ice Dancers arrive) Drat...

Don: Third Place Ice Dancers

Josee: Third again ?

Jacques:.........

Josee: (Looks to Jacques) You sacrificed your hair for us to be here.....I guess I'll take it for now.

Rebecca: His hair looks fine actually.

Jacques: It does not I need to find the nearest salon

Josee: Come one (Grabs Jacques by the hand and walks off) They'll just taunt us anyway 

Rebecca: (Walks off)

Don: (To The Mysterious Friends) Just curious should I keep your team name the same now since your apparently a thing ?

Xavier: I don't see a reason to change it

Zayla: Let the other teams keep guessing on our mysteriousness (Xavier kisses her on the cheek)

Jack: Do I get extra points for solving the mystery ?

Xavier: Don't tell the Surfers or anyone else.

Don: (Goths) Fourth

Don: (Tag Alongs) Fifth

Ben: Awww you two did the tango (To the Goths)

Ennui: You did too........

Crimson: Recon if we dye the Ice Dancers hair that will knock them out of the race.

Ludwig: Probably got any hair sprays ?

Don: I'm right here you know !

Ben: Oh....Don do you have hair sprays ?

Don: I do as a matter of fact....not letting you use it though

(Surfer Dudes and Fairy Tale Impostors arrive)

Don: Surfer Dudes Sixth Place and Fairy Tale Impostors Seventh place.

Adam: What do we do with the Rhea's ?

Don: You eat them (Sarcasm)

Adam:...................wut ?

Don: That was sarcasm you let them go of course.

Adam: Sarcasm can I name our Rhea That !

Don: No your not keeping the bird Adam !

Adam: Awwwww 

Don: (Back to the Camera) Seven teams are now one step closer to the million dollar prize

  • Chill Zone (1:11 Pm)

(The Determination Twin's Taxi and the Reality TV Pro's Taxi drive up the mountain)

Don: The Last two teams are on there way and only one is gonna come out on second bottom.

Owen: (Looks at the Determination twin's taxi) GAME ON !

Jay: (To the Taxi Driver) Whatever happens do not let their taxi get ahead of us

(Both taxis park)

Jay: Oh....were already here.

Mickey: No Time...RUN ! (Adrenaline kicks in he lifts up their Rhea and charges out of the taxi)

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Owen: (Running) I SEE THE CHILL ZONE !

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Jay: (Running) THIS IS THE FASTEST I'VE EVER RUN !

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Izzy: (Running) I'M YELLING LOUD WORDS !

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Mickey: (Running while heavily breathing)

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Izzy: (Grabs Owen they both climb onto their Rhea and charge past the Determination Twins)

Mickey:.....It's over........(Running)

(The Reality Tv Pro's arrive at the chill Zone)

Don: And Reality Tv Pros come second last.

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Don: IS what I would say if Izzy actually caught the Rhea and DIDN'T get your team a thirty minute penalty !

(The Reality TV Pros are given a thirty minute penalty)

Owen: But our Rhea is right here she tackled it.

Don: Tackled it, BUT the challenge was to catch the Rhea by throwing the bolas that you were given Izzy never tied it up....not to mention the fact that she tackled it OFF her horse you were suppose to be on your horse when you caught it not off it.

(The Determination Twins arrive at the carpet of completion)

Don: And Determination Twins make it to Second last place !

Jay: (Wipes the sweat off his face)

Mickey: (Hugs Jay) You did it !

Jay: We did it...today was tough for us dancing, horse riding but we overcame it together.

Don: (Looks back to Izzy and Owen)

Owen: Uh Oh

Don: Uh oh indeed Owen, Reality Tv Pros as fun as it was to have you both on here I'm afraid this is the end of the line for you two....your out !

Izzy: (Sighs) Izzy screwed up again

Owen: Aww don't feel bad Izzy, Owen had a fun time and I'm glad you came back..

Izzy: Izzy no I mean I......enjoyed our time brought back great memories...

Owen: Awww (Burps)......what now

Izzy: Reconcile kiss  ?

Owen: YES (Him and Izzy make out)

Adam: (Covers Mickey and Jay's eyes again)

Jay: Dude were fine.......

Don: Seems like we can't get enough of that stuff on tv for a episode.........

* Montage (Owen And Izzy)

Owen: As reality show go, This was a real as reality shows can get.

Izzy: I got a free trip again around the world, patched up some plot holes left from my last season and got to travel over to Mexico.

Owen: I mean the double million would of been nice but money isn't everything.

Izzy: To me what matters the most was not letting brainzilla scare Owen away for good, Plus you still won one hundred thousand dollars

Owen: Yeah I did (Laughs)

* Argentina Airport

Owen: (Walks into the Airport) So What should we do now ?

Izzy: Reunite the E-scope squad I still got Noah and Eva's contact

Owen: (Gasp) Noah we need to go cheek up on him and (Turns around and bumps into someone) Oh

(Coincidentally it's Noah and Emma)

Noah: Oh sorry (Turns around) Owen ?

Owen: (Gasp) NOAH YOUR OKAY (Hugs him)

Izzy: YOUR BACK (Joins Owen in the Noah hug)

Noah: Yeah I'm fine Owen.

Owen: What are you guys doing here ?

Emma: After Noah got out of hospital Kitty suggested that I invite him to my universities international law excursion to Argentina. There's a special case going on at the town hall in five days and I volunteered to be on jury duty for some extra credit points on my lawyer degree.

Izzy: Who dat ?

Noah: Emma this is Izzy, Izzy this is Emma my girl friend

Emma: (Whispers to Noah) Was she the one you warned me about who explodes ?

Noah: (Whispers back) When she goes into Explosivo mode.

Owen: hahah we have a lot of catching up to do..

Izzy: Double date ?

Noah: I don't think that sounds like a good idea

Emma: Sounds fun

Izzy: Two super ships at one place SOMETHING'S BOUND TO GO DOWN LETS GO (Grabs Owen, Noah, Emma and dashes off) Quick question are you fans of tango ?

  • Credits

(Camera Flies around the Place)

(Camera Shows the Air Port)

Attendant: (Stands There)

(All Thirty Pairs Run Past the Attendant)

(Camera Follows the Pairs into the Plane)

Noah And Emma: (Standing by the Bathroom door talking)

Owen: (Charges Past and Accidentally knocks them Over as he Closes the Bathroom Door)

Emma: (Gets Up)

Kitty: (Taking a Selfie With Lorenzo And Chet Who are Glaring at each Other)

(The Photo Shows Chet about to Tackle Lorenzo)

Emma: (Takes Phone off Kitty And Throws it out the plane window)

(Camera Follows the Phone Free Falling)

Mickey And Jay: (Are In Mid Air Using a Parachute)

(The Phone Hits their Parachute and they Crash land into the Ocean of Australia)

Shawn: (Rides By on A Emu Going Very Fast)

Jasmine: (Climbs Up Ayers Rock)

Calvin: (Already at the top of the Rock Eating Vegemite)

Cory: (Throws Boomerang)

(The Camera Follows the Boomerang All the Way to Brazil)

Chef: (Swings Across the Cliff on A Vine Holding Chris)

(Boomerang flies by and cuts the Rope)

Chef And Chris: (Fall down into the River)

(Boomerang Continues to Fly)

Laurie, Miles, Dawn and Tabby: (All Sit their Meditating)

(The Boomerang Flies to a Icy Field)

Josee And Jacques: (Skating Away)

Jake And Sydney: (Tries to Skate past them but the Boomerang knocks them out)

Josse And Jacques: (Then Leap into the air this changes the scene to France Where they Gracefully land on the Carpet)

Giselle: (Happily Sighs at Jacques)

Adam.W: (Frowns And But then Gets Idea)

Adam.W: (He and Giselle Run down the Street)

Tom And Jen: (Checking the Clothing Bags they Brought)

Adam.W: (Rushes by with Giselle Causing clothes to fly out of the bag and land on Tom and Jen)

Jen: (Is Now Wearing Tom's Clothes)

Tom: (Is Now Wearing Jen's Clothes)

Adam.W: (Puts his Hand over the Camera and then moves it changing the scene from France to a Beach)

Geoff: (Surfs by on a Surf Board)

Brody: (Crashes his Surf Board and Lands on Ellody and Mary)

Devin: (Gets out of the Water)

Carrie: (Hugs Devin)

Devin: (Is Confused)

Geoff: (Puts His Hat over the Camera Channing the Scene of a Beach to Transylvania)

Gerry: (Holding a Flash Light)

Crimson And Ennui: (Pop Up from a Coffin)

Pete: (Gets a Heart Attack from their Sudden Pop up)

Pete: (Gets up)

Leonard: (Aims His Wand at Crimson And Ennui)

Tammy: (Plays Ocarina)

Crimson: (Stares at the Camera until the Scene Changes to A Desert)

Zane And Sarah: (Spying on People)

Axel and Tori: (Climb onto a Camel and then jump off it and grab onto a Pyramid's Ledge

Sarah: (Ships it)

Noah.M: (Slides down the Pyramid and Knocks Axel and Tori off it)

Joanne: (Looks Annoyed at Noah.M)

Noah.M: (Shrugs)

Trixie And Ludwig: (Drive By on a Dune Buggies racing each other)

Krystal and Ben: (Run After The Dune Buggies Since there controlling it)

Zane: (Ships it)

Krystal: (Throws Pie at Zane)

(The Camera follows the Dune Buggies as they arrive at the Train Station)

Sanders: (Gives Ludwig and Trixie A Speeding ticket)

Mac Arthur: (Places Wanted Poster of the ice Dancers on the wall and then kicks the train door down)

Harold: (Picks his Nose)

Steve: (Drops Smoke Bomb)

(The Smoke Covers the Screen which changes the location to a Rock Concert)

Dwayne: (Is backstage practising Air guitar but is doing it terribly

Dwayne Jr: (Facepalms)

(Rock, Spud, Adam.T, Oskar, Beardo and Trent are all seen on the stage rocking it out)

(Purple Fire then appears behind them)

Rock: (Does a Stage Dive)

Trent: (Stage Dives)

Spud: (Stages Dives for Choco Oink)

Adam.T: (Is Tackled by Fan Girls)

Oskar: (Small laugh Until his Guitar catches on Fire)

Beardo: (Mimics Bow Noise)

Xavier And Zayla: (Are on the roof)

Xavier: (Fires a Zip Line bow and then zip lines down on it)

Zayla: (Looks into the Crystal Ball)

(The Crystal Ball glows Pink)

(The Camera then zooms into the Crystal Ball and then zooms out showing the Airport again with All 31 teams outside posing)

Don: (Gets Camera out and takes a Picture)

Super Jack And Rebecca: (Jump into the Camera at the last second to be in the Photo)

(The Screen then flashes With the Words in Gold Saying " The Remarkable Race")

Episode 28: Abort, Abort, Alberta

Abort, Abort, Alberta
Season 3, Episode 28
Abort, Abort, Alberta
Date United States: 10th March 2017

Australia: 11th March 2017

World Location Buenos Aires, Argentina → Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
Challenge(s) * Eat an entire pot of pork and beans.
  • Ride a mechanical bull for eight seconds.
Winner(s) Read And Find Out
Eliminated Read And Find Out
Episode Guide
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(The Remarkable Race Logo Appears for Two Seconds and then goes to the Intro)

Don: Previously on the Remarkable Race.

Don: The Finale Nine hit Argentina And BOY did Argentina hit back

Don: Determination Twins took a real hit but their Determination wouldn't ware off, The Mysterious Friends became a Mysterious Couple.

Don: Giselle started to crack the Ice Dancers but it was the Reality TV Pros who fell and were cut after Izzy not surprisingly ignored the rules and got her team penalized out of the race.

Don: After Twenty Seven Locations we have eight teams and only two more challenge before the grand finale run who is next on the chopping block get ready to saddle up for..............THE REMARKABLE RACE ! (Winks the sparkle flashes at the screen which goes to the opening)

  • Opening

(The Camera Shows a Globe Until A Ticket Appears which then Zooms in and Changes to Five Columns, One of A Snowy Background, City Background, Desert Background,Jungle Background And Mountain Background)

Snow: (The Shadows of Owen, Noah, Mickey, Jay, Krystal, Trixie, Ludwig, Ben, Josse, Jacques, Beardo And Trent Can be Seen Running in the Blue Background)

City: (The Shadows of Tom, Jen, Zane, Sarah, Emma, Kitty, Devin, Carrie, Jack, Rebecca, Ellody, Mary, Calvin And Cory Can be Seen Running in the Purple Background)

Desert: (The Shadows of Axel, Tori, Tabby, Dawn, Shawn, Jasmine, Zayla, Xavier, Rock, Spud, Oskar And Adam.T Can be Seen Running In the Yellow Back Ground)

Jungle: (The Shadows of Chef, Chris, Laurie, Miles, Chet, Lorenzo, Adam.W, Giselle, Ennui, Crimson, Brody and Geoff Can be Seen Running In the Green Background)

Mountain: (The Shadows of Dwayne, Dwayne Jr, Jake, Sydney, Noah.M, Joanne, Tammy, Leonard, Pete, Gerry, Steve, Harold, Sanders And Mac Arthur Can Be Seen Running In The Orange Background)

(The Camera Then Goes Back to the World Map where Dots appear on certain Countries and Begin Connecting to other Countries)

(A Photo a France, Australia, Mexico and Japan Are placed down)

(Then The Camera Changes to Three Columns One of a Plane, Train And Bus)

(A Taxi Then Drives Up and the Camera Zooms into A pitch black screen)

(The Image of Each Pair Appear with Their Team Colour background on the Screen All together There Are Five Rows)

Top Row: Rock/Spud, Jake/Sydney, Ellody/Mary, Jay/Mickey, Jacques/Josse, Oskar/Adam.T

2nd Top Row: Calvin/Cory, Sarah/Zane, Ben/Ludwig, Krystal/Trixie, Tom/Jen, Brody/Geoff

Mid Row: Harold/Steve, Carrie/Devin, Leonard/Tammy, Giselle/Adam.W Jasmine/Shawn, Beardo/Trent

2nd Bottom Row: Joanne/Noah.M, Rebecca/Jack, Laurie/Miles, Emma/Kitty, Owen/Noah, Gerry/Pete, Xavier/Zayla

Bottom Row: Crimson/Ennui, Axel/Tori, Chet/Lorenzo, Sanders/Mac Arthur, Dwayne/Dwayne Jr. Dawn/Tabby, Chef/Chris

(The Screen Then Flashes To a Globe With The Title "The Remarkable Race" on it)

  • Starting Point (4:00 Pm)

Don: Were back in Argentina, Were yesterdays winners are about to grab today's first travel tip (Walks over to the Mysterious Friend who are making out) (Coughs) YOUR on television !

Zayla: (They both stop and look at the camera) Oh our bad.

* Confessional (Xavier And Zayla)

(A Dark Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Xavier And Zayla "Mysterious Friends")

Xavier: The past few days have been amazing

Zayla: First place, Confirmed relationship, Great dancing all in one day

Xavier: With all that now it's time we get back at Josee for kicking the Cadets out.

  • Starting Point (4:00 Pm)

Zayla: (Presses the Don Box and grabs the tip) Go to head smashed in buffalo jump.

Xavier: Is that even a place ?

Zayla: (Shrugs) It sounds like a threat ?

Don: It's actually a little of both.

Xavier: How ?

Don: Sush I'm about to do the globe introduction

  • Globe

(The Camera zooms out of Argentina and moves north west to Canada)

(A Image of the Canadian flag is shown)

Don: It's located here on the foothills of the rocky mountains in Alberta Canada, Head smashed in Buffalo jump was going to be call concussion valley but the name was already taken

(A Image of the mountain lake is shown)

  • Ranch (4:00 Pm)

Don: (Leans on the Don Box) Teams must fly to lethbridge Alberta then drive to this spot to receive their next travel tip (The Don Box has a cowboy outfit on it)

  • Starting Point (4:06 Pm)

Jack: Concussion valley I'm pretty sure he made that up.

Don: I'm pretty sure I said collect the travel tip not question my jokes.

(Ice Dancers arrive)

Rebecca: How are you guys still in ?

Josee: You've said that four times this week say something new Bec !

Rebecca: Okay then so how's your family.

Josee: What ?

Rebecca: Was your mother a strict ice dancer or Ballerina ?

Josee: HOW do you know that !

Jack: Super Jack finds a way (He and Rebecca run off)

  • Confessional (Jacques) (Starting Point background)

Jacques: How on Earth did they know about Josee's past. Granted they could of guessed it but.......(Eyes Widen) Giselle.....that's how....this is not going to go well.

* Starting Point (4:06 Pm)

(Goths arrive at the Don Box)

Crimson: (Reads the tip) Yay....Alberta

(Josee looks at the Goths)

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Josee: Those vampires have been here for far too long, They need to go NOW !

Jacques: But we've tried wiping out there make up but it that wouldn't stop them.

Josee: Then we just need to exocrist them (Gets out a wooden steak)

Jacques: That's not going to work cause there not vampires plus they have those dammed Tag Alongs allying with them and their rabbit.

Josee: (Snaps finger) Rabbit.....Jacques are you thinking what I'm thinking

Jacques: (Evil Grin)

Don: I'm pretty sure you obviously gave away what you were planning to do.

* Starting Point (4:08 Pm)

Jacques: (Walks over to the Goths) Ah fellow travellers might I ask a question.

Crimson: what ?

Jacques: Do you like stuff ?

Crimson: Not particular !

Ennui: Stuff is so mainstream

Jacques: (Laughs) 

Ben: (At the Don box, presses the button)

Ludwig: (Grabs the trip) Out of 1 to 10 what are the chances of the ice Dancers trying to make a genuine conversation with them ?

Ben: 4 out of 10 pies.

Ludwig: Figured that.

Jacques: Ah ha ahahahhahahahhaha oh gee that was funny

Ennui: That wasn't a joke.

Jacques: Well you should try stand up comedy you have a amazing sense of humour. Want to join us in our taxi ?

Crimson and Ennui: No

Jacques: Good Idea we'll join you in your taxi (The Ice Dancers drag the Goths off to a taxi)

Ludwig: That is very alarming

Luna: (Watches the taxi drive off) (Leers)

Brody: (Presses the don box)

Geoff: (Grabs the tip and reads it) Dude, were going to a dude ranch.

Brody: And were dudes !

Geoff: We can't lose it's an US ranch, (They high five and run into the taxis)

Ben: Yo Geoff can we tag along in your taxi

Geoff: Sure join the dude mobile !

Brody: Dude !

Ben: Dude !

Luna: (Telepathic: Male friend)

Ludwig: Transportation is solved then.

* Airport (4:30 Pm)

(All the taxis arrive at the airport)

Don: Teams arrive at the airport and it's a mad dash to get tickets.

(Mysterious Friends, Fairy Tale Impostors, Adversity Twins and Surfer Dudes all get to the counter and collect first flight tickets)

Don: Turns out there aren't enough seats for everyone on the first flight 

(Tag Alongs reach the counter but the door shuts)

Ben: DUDE WHAT HAPPEN TO THE DUDE MOBILE !

Attendant: Sorry dude all the tickets have been given away.

Jack: (He and Rebecca arrive) Drat

Ben: Well if it's anything Jacques and Josee missed out on the flight....wonder how there gonna react to that.

Jack: Probably turn this place on it's roof.

Rebecca: What if we don't tell them they missed the flight, We tell them that there way too early and they wait while he hide and sneak into the second flight.

Ludwig: (Thinking) All in favour of lying to the Ice Dancers say I

Jack: I

Ben: I

(The Goths arrive, The Ice Dancers follow them)

Jacques: And that's exactly what happened (He and Josee fake laugh)

Crimson: All you said was "And that's exactly what happened"

Jacques: Aww Red your so funny

Crimson: It's Crimson

Jacques: Okay, OH NO I TRIPPED OVER A BANANA PEEL AND I'm ABOUT TO FALL OVER (Purposely falls and crashes into Ennui)

Ennui: (Deadpan) Ouch

Jacques: Oh sorry I didn't mean to get all that dust on your shirt, Let me help you up (Gets up and helps Ennui up) Well were now at the airport so we shall go collect our tickets to the plane that were travelling on (He and Josee walk off)

Crimson: I'm starting to think there aliens.......

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Jacques: Nothing up this sleeve (Checks his left arm) But what do we have HERE (Pulls a sleeping Loki out of his right hand)

Josee: (Evil laughter) Let's see if this cracks the Goths.

  • Airport (4:32 Pm)

Josee: (Looks around) Why are you all standing there, (Gasp) Did we miss the flight.

Rebecca: Quiet the opposite we got here early and pre-ordered our tickets for the next first flight.

Jacques: Hmmm no sign of the others wonderful (He and Josee walk over to the counter)

* Confessional (Ben And Ludwig)

(A Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Ben And Ludwig "Tag Alongs")

Ludwig: There is no first flight to Alberta at Argentina airport, the Next First flight goes to Berlin so if they tell them first flight tickets then there going to be in bigger trouble then they were in Mexico.

Ben: Once again we found the loopholes (They high five)

Rebecca: (Pop in from the door) Credit for the idea (Ben High fives her)

Jack: Can I jump in on some of that.

(A Dark Orange bar appears at the bottom saying Jack And Rebecca "Neighbours")

Don: NEXT SCENE !

* Air Port (4:35 Pm)

Ben: (Looks outside) Wait how come the first flight is still here ?

(Jacques and Josee walk over to the counter)

Attendant: Are you with the Remarkable Race ?

Josee: How did you know ?

Attendant: Not every day we see people in black and red winter skating gear, We have good news.

Jacques: Good news ?

Attendant: Turns out the last two seats on the first flight were cancelled so we can get you on there before it leaves.

Josee: It's already here ?!

Jacques: Thank you so much, Josee lets go ! 

Rebecca:.........................................

Ben:................................................

Jack:...................................................

Ludwig:.................................................

Don: So much for loopholes huh ?

Luna: (Sitting in her seat she sees the Ice Dancers run past her and to the terminal) (She turns to their direction and detects something)

Jacques and Josee: (Head over to the plane doors)

(Luna scans and senses Loki asleep under Jacques shirt) 

Luna: (Hisses) (Telepathic: THIEVES !) (Jumps out of her seat while the Tag Alongs are not looking) (She charges down the terminal and follows the Ice Dancers into the first flight as the door closes)

  • First Flight (Unknown Time)

Don: Due to seat malfunctions Flight number one is now Alberta bound with most of our teams, But Flight Number two will be arriving a thirty minutes later. But back onto the first flight our teams have a little surprise.....the plane there on has a Gym Room don't ask why just go with it.

  • Gym Room (Unknown Time)

Brody: (Doing push ups on the floor) One, Two, Three !

Xavier: (Stands on Brody's back) 

Geoff: (Running on a treadmill) Narly, Since when was Xavier a coach ?

Zayla: (Balances a medicine ball on her head) More of a motivator of fitness.

Brody: (Is now doing sit ups)

Xavier: One !

Brody: (Can't do a sit up) UGH

Xavier: One !

Brody: (Still can't get up)

Xavier: ONE !

Brody: (Isn't able to do a sit up)

Xavier: Look there selling burritos over there

Brody: (Does sit up) WHERE ?

Xavier: I'll buy you one after you burn of that burrito belly now twenty more !

Brody: Sir yes sir !

Xavier: It's Not boot camp Brody....

* Airport (Alberta) (12:35 Pm)

(The Timezone in Alberta is Four Hours Behind Argentina)

First Flight: (Touches down at the airport)

Don: Flight number one carrying the first six teams has landed in Alberta, They will now drive a pick up truck into the wild west.

(The Teams run out of the airport and find several trucks)

Don: Twins both of you are underage so I'm afraid you can't drive a truck.

Jay: That's cool

Don: Your gonna have to find another team to share a truck with.

Jacques: (Drives a truck and parks in front of the twins) Twins come us with.

Mickey: What ?

Josee: (Pulls the two into the truck and drive off)</p>

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Josee: It's not that we wanted to drive for the twins but we've come to a new realisation

Jacques: They might be so terrible that they might win, So to hinder that we need to separate them from their alliance buddies. Not to mention we also have the Goth's bunny.

  • Airport (Alberta) (12:35 Pm)

Adam: (Opens the car door)

Giselle: Adam-Kun I love you but your NOT Driving !

Adam: (Closes door with disappointment) Okay

Luna: (Runs in and hops into the front seat)

Giselle: Isn't that the Tag Along's Cat ?

Adam: Looks like she wants to drive.

Luna: (Looks at Adam) (It Hisses) (Telepathic: Man of wolves heed my words)

Adam:...........(Looks at Luna)

Luna: (Looks at Adam)

Adam: (Gasp) THEY DID WHAT !

Giselle: What is it ?

Adam: Luna says The Ice Dancers stealing Loki.

Giselle: But the Goths are back at the Airport......

(Adam And Giselle rush into the truck while Luna drives)

Giselle: UGH I swear if they would go as low as to stealing a animal then THEY HAVE HELL COMING THERE WAY !

* Road (12:40 Pm)

Zayla: (Driving the truck)

Xavier: This is reminding me of those truck shows where they drive over some deadly ice terrain.

BUMP !

Xavier: (Air bag pops up and hits him, He pushes the air bag back into the socket) What did he hit

Zayla: (Looks on her window)

(The Ice Dancers are driving behind them, They both give off really evil and creepy smiles)

Xavier: That's going to haunt my nightmares tonight

Josee: (Jacques drives past them) Eat our dust city rejects !

Zayla: YOUR DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LANE ! (Beeps the horn at them)

Xavier: (Looks at the speed meter) Zayla were going over the limit ?

Zayla: I'm already losing the limit about road rules !

* Confessional (Zayla And Xavier)

(A Dark Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Zayla And Xavier "Mysterious Friends")

Zayla: Zimbabwe is fine cause there's barely much traffic, But While I'm a calm person I have my limits when it comes to driving the rules are confusing enough but add to the top bad drivers.

Xavier: It's a hell on Earth combination.

  • Road (12:43 Pm)

Jay: Umm can you go easy on the bumps

Jacques: You can go as slow as you want when your driving okay, But I'm driving so my rules

Mickey: Can we at least chose a song on the radio

Josee: Touch the radio and I will throw you out of the truck.

(Suddenly another truck drives near them)

Luna: (Beeps the horn)

Loki: (Wakes up) !

Luna: (Jumps out the window and grabs onto the Ice Dancers Truck)

Adam: WAIT LUNA WHO'S DRIVING THE TRUCK

Giselle: (Frantically grabs the wheel)

Jacques: AH what is that sound ? 

Loki: (Jumps and attacks Josee)

Josee: AH BAD BUNNY (Grabs Loki)

Luna: (Claws a hole through the roof of their truck, She jumps down and then slaps Jacques)

Jacques: WHY ARE THERE PETS EVERYWHERE !

(Jacques turns his truck around which collides into the Fairy Tale Impostor's Truck)

Giselle: (Turns right to avoid collision)

Luna: (Telepathically grabs Loki and then opens up the window)

Loki: (Voice: How did you find me ?)

Luna: (Telepathic: Space cat never leaves a friend in danger) (Then picks up Loki and jumps out the window and lands softly onto the sidewalk)

Xavier: What is going on up ahead ?

(Suddenly the Mysterious Friends tire pops after hitting a rock)

Zayla: Left, LEFT (Tries to control the wheel but the truck heads right for the Ice Dancers and Fairy Tale Impostors truck's)

(Time freezes for a second)

Jacques:...................................................

Giselle:...................................................

Xavier:...................................................

Adam:...................................................

Mickey:.................................................

Zayla:..................................................

Josee:..................................................

Jay:.......................................................Fuck

(The Three Trucks bump into each other which causes them all drive off the bridge and into the lake below)

SPLASH

Luna: (Dusts off after landing on the sideway)

Loki:................(Voice: I'm so lost right now)

Luna: (Telepathic: You got stolen by the Ice Dancers so I pursued them from the airport to retrieve you back)

Loki: (Voice: You abandoned your own team to save me ?)

Luna: (Telepathic: Oh I forgot about Papa but still I did it for the Goths too there my friends and so are you)

Loki:.......(Looks around) (Softly kisses Luna on the check) (Voice: Thanks...........never mention this ever)

Luna: (Growl laughs)

(The Two head back to the airport as the Surfer Dude's Truck drives past)

Geoff: (Driving the Truck) Huh weird there's no sign of the Fairy lads, Dancer Dudes or our Mystery pals.

Brody: Two possibilities bro either Aliens got them or.......nah I'm gonna go with aliens that has to be more common right

Geoff: We never know dude, We never know.

(X-Files them plays on their radio)

* Second Flight (Unknown Time)

Ludwig: (Checks under the seats) Luna ?

Ben: Luna ? (Climbs up the seats and checks the luggage holds)

Ludwig: Luna where are you ! (Runs down the hallway)

Ben: (Lifts up Rebecca's seat) LUNA !

Rebecca: Do you have to yell into my ear ?

Ben: Sorry

Crimson: (Looks around) Hey Ennui has Loki woken up yet ?

Ennui: It would be unwise to awaken him from his slumber (Checks his shirt) ? (Notices Loki isn't there) Loki ? (Looks around)

Crimson:....He's not here ?

Ennui:....Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jack: Was that a yell or a sheep ?

Crimson: (Walks over to Ben) Loki's missing too

Ben: THEY TOOK THE BUNNY TOO ?

Ludwig: (Arrives from the cargo hold) There NOT ON THE PLANE, Did we leave them at the airport ?

Ennui:...The airport............we gotta turn this plane back around we leave no bunny behind.

Jack: Could the Ice Dancers have stolen them.

Ludwig: That might actually be the case but (Suddenly he gets a telepathic message from Luna).....Wait nevermind she just confirmed that.

Rebecca: Wish I could contact mentally with my pet lizard.

Jack: Was that the same one that tried to eat my hair ?

Rebecca: (Nods)

* Lake (12:53 Pm)

Jay: (Coughs water)

Mickey: Bunnies, Cats what just happened ?

Zayla: Luna flipped out at the Ice Dancers probably. (Sits on the grass getting the water out of her hood)

Xavier: (Swims out of the lake) I think I'm just going to stick with motorbikes from now on.

(Ice Dancers swim up and climb out from the other side of the lake)

Jacques: That escalated quicker then I imagined.

Josee: We did what we had to do there's no way that dumb ball of fluff is going to find the Goths, there on the second flight

Adam: So is that what you've reduced to pet stealing ?

Josee: Well it worked better then the make up.

Giselle: And just what would your mother be thinking seeing that you've resorted to that

Josee: Don't you bring momma into this !

Giselle: Your fans are watching the show, You've gotten two strikes after violating several rules and ruined a lot of teams.

Jacques: It's competition right

Giselle: Not the competition that those fans would of wanted, You must know by now that you've changed since your Olympic times

Josee: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS ! (Throws a truck tire at Giselle)

Giselle: EEP (Ducks into the water)

Jacques: There not worth our time Josee lets go (Josee climbs out of the water)

Giselle: (Leers at Jacques)

Jacques: Trying to use Bermuda and Space against us huh ?

Giselle: You've given me no option Jacques, She needs to realise this needs to stop.

Jacques:............................after this race it will (Swims off)

* Confessional (Josee) (Lake Background)

Josee: How....HOW did she know this......No Jacques wouldn't.....!

* Airport (1:00 Pm)

Second Flight: (Lands down)

Don: Flight Number Two has finally landed and these teams know they will be racing each other to avoid elimination.

(Canadian guard stands outside)

(The Door slams on him)

Rebecca: (Runs out of the door) Come on

(Jack, The Goths and Tag Alongs follow her out of the airport)

(Suddenly a truck drives up to the airport)

(Luna hops out of the truck, Loki sits at the wheel)

Ludwig: Glad your both alright but.......How ?

Ennui: (Walks over to Loki) (Loki jumps into his arms)

Crimson: So....we keep going.

Ben: Shotgun not driving

Ludwig: Shot-damit (Takes the drivers seat)

* Confessional (Ludwig And Ben) (Airport Background)

Ben: Don't worry I can be your driving inspector (Gets out notebook)

Ludwig: (Sighs)

* Airport (1:00 Pm)

(The Goths take the only other truck left)

Jack: Luddy can we share ?

Ludwig: This truck only has three seats

Jack: It's cool I'll can sit in the boot and get the full truck driving experience (Opens boot up and hops in)

Rebecca: (Sits next to Ben)

* Outside The Steak House (1:05 Pm)

(The Surfers park their truck next to the Don Box)

Geoff: Bro check it out (Runs to the Don Box with Brody)

Brody: We are so in first place Thank you Aliens

(A alien cameo watches them from the bushes)

Geoff: (Presses the Don Box, Grabs the tip and reads it) It's An "All In" Tip Your Hat Split Your Jeans And Eat Like A Cowboy By All Means.

* Kitchen (1:05 Pm)

Don: Working together teammates must eat an entire pot of pork and beans, At the bottom of the pot they'll find their next travel tip.

* Steak House (1:05 Pm)

(The Surfers walk over to their table)

Geoff: Woah

Brody: My second favourite food to chomp on is totally pork and beans dude, My favourite which is burritos also has beans

Geoff And Brody: BOOM (Fistbump)

* Confessional (Geoff) (Steak House Background)

Brody: (Eats the pot in the background)

Geoff: I can scarf most things but Brody's got an iron stomach with the taste buds of a dude that doesn't have any taste buds.

* Steak House (1:06 Pm)

Brody: (Burps)

Geoff: Were Golden

(Mysterious Friends arrive)

Xavier: (Notices Brody devouring the pot of pork and beans) BRODY was all that gym work and pushing you around for 30 minutes all for nothing ?

Geoff: Part of the challenge Xav (Points to another pot on the table) Can't beat em Eat em.

Brody: Also great to see that you didn't get abducted by the aliens.

Zayla:......aliens ?

Xavier: It's his way of saying "It's good to see you guys, We haven't seen anyone here at all yet and we were worried"

Zayla and Xavier: (Take a seat at the table)

Xavier: Eat an entire pot of pork and beans ?

Zayla: Well not my favourite dish....but it could be much worse.

Xavier: I'm not a fan of beans so let try to get this done and then barf later.

Zayla: Good plan (They both start eating)

* Road (1:09 Pm)

Crimson: (Casually driving the truck)

Ennui: This is peaceful (Loki sits on his head)

Crimson: Yeah....wonder how the Tags are driving ?

(Further back)

Ludwig: (Trying to drive)

Ben: Left, no right, AH TURN LEFT

(Duck crashes into the window)

Ludwig and Rebecca: AHHH

Ben: YOU HIT A DUCK !

Ludwig: It flew at me.....(Presses button which causes the window wipers to push the duck)

(A Chicken then flies and hits the front of the car)

Ludwig: AHH stop jumping at me.

(A Pig and a haystack fly onto the car's hood)

Ludwig: THIS WAS NEVER TAUGHT ON MY DRIVER'S ED CLASS

Ben: LUDDY TURN LEFT YOUR GOING TO CRASH INTO THE 

(The Truck knocks over a tower of cardboard)........

Ben:..............(Takes out notebook and starts writing thing down) two points off your license.

Rebecca: Is it sad if this was one of the most calming truck trips I've ever been on.

Jack: (In the Boot) Everything okay back up there

Ludwig: Yes Jack go to sleep

Jack: Okay

* Steak House (1:11 Pm)

(Adversity Twins, Fairy Tale Impostors and Ice Dancers arrive at the steak house)

Adam: Hmm free food ?

Jay: Pork and beans, well this should be fine I'm cool with beans.

Mickey: and it's a big pot so no one should be finished for a while.

Brody: (Burps)

Geoff: Done !

Mickey: I'll stop jinxing us now.

Giselle And Jay: Those dudes can eat.

(Xavier and Zayla pause for a moment after feeling bloated from the pot)

Xavier: Did they starve themselves today or something, I took five spoonfulls and I'm already full while they just took the whole pot down.

Zayla: It's inhuman.

Adam: (Shrugs) I accept the challenge.

Geoff: (Picks up the travel tip) It's a Random Botch, Who ever isn't holding the tip

Brody: That's me

Josee: Stop stating the obvious

Geoff: Who ever isn't holding the tip has to ride a mechanical bull.

* Steak House (1:14 Pm)

Don: The Bull Buster three Thousand, The most dangerous mechanical bull in the world. Riders have to stay on the bull for eight full seconds once they complete the task, It's out that door (Points to the kitchen door)

* Mountain (1:14 Pm)

Don: Down this path

  • Chill Zone (1:15 Pm)

Don: To The Chill Zone were eight teams will drop to Seven. But which team will be the one to go ?

* Steak House (1:15 Pm)

Brody: (Climbs up onto the bull) Ah sweet rodeo this is gonna rock man

Bull Buster 3000: (Instantly throws Brody off)

Brody: WHA !

(Brody crash lands next to the Mysterious Friends table)

Brody: Was that eight seconds ?

Xavier: You weren't even on there for a single second, Zero dude

* Outside the Steak House (1:21 Pm)

(The Goths park their truck)

Ennui: Safe and sound

(The Tag Along's truck arrives at fast speed)

Ben: LOOK OUT !

(The front of the car has barn animals, hay stacks and cardboard all over it, The left tire has fallen off and Ludwig is struggling to control it)

Luna: (Sighs) (Telepathic: I have to be the one to save everyone again) (Telepathically stops the truck before it reaches the Goths)

Crimson: Hi Luddy (She and Ennui stand right in front of the truck)

Ludwig: (Gets up)

Ben:......................

Rebecca: (The Airbag pops up and knocks Rebecca back)

Jack: (Climbs out of the boot)

* Confessional (Ben And Ludwig)

(A Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Ben And Ludwig "Tag Alongs")

Ludwig: Just to be clear no animal was hurt in the footage, The truck was damaged beyond repair due to the impact.

Ben: He destroyed a sacred tower of cardboard.

Ludwig: This is why you and Zane should not encourage me or Cory to drive !

  • Steak House (1:22 Pm)

Giselle: (Grabs the spoon and starts eating)

Brody: (Is thrown off the bull buster again) WAHHH

(Brody crashes into the Fairy Tale Impostors table)

Adam: (Holds the pot)

Giselle: That looked painful Brody-Kun

Brody: Nah dude my name's Brody not kun (Dizzy laughter)

Ben And Super Jack: (Kicks the door down) ICE DANCERS !

(Neighbours, Tag Alongs and Goths enter the building)

Jacques:...uh oh

Josee: Should we eat in another room

Luna: (Telepathically locks the door)

Loki: (Charges and kicks Jacques down)

Josee: (Gets up)

Ben: (Throws cardboard at Josse to trap her)

(Ludwig, Crimson, Ennui, Jack and Rebecca walk over to them)

Jacques: DON'T KILL US PLEASE !

Ludwig: Trust me unlike your team were no ones to get violent.

Ben: But what about pie ?

Ludwig: We don't speak of that.

Super Jack: (Slams his hands down onto the table) BUT YOU MESSED WITH ANIMALS, STEALING ADORABLE PETS IS OFF THE HANDLE !

Ludwig: Goths show them what it feels like to be terrified

Josee:.....

Jacques:.....

Crimson: (Grabs a pot of pork and beans and places it onto their table)

Ennui: Were going to be sitting next to you and stare at you the whole time, Judge you and look emotionless.

Jacques: ANYTHING BUT THAT !

Ben: You good to handle them ?

Crimson: Yeah we'll finish the challenge so you guys find a table.

Jay: Well that was amusing...

Mickey: Yep (Eats beans) (Starts choking)

Adam: (Tackles Mickey and helps him spit it out)

Brody: AHHH (Is thrown off again from the bull buster)

Rebecca: (Picks up a spoon of beans)..........

Jack: Not a fan of beans

Rebecca: There disgusting......

Brody: (Is thrown off the bull buster and crashes into the Neighbours table)

(The Pot is thrown into the air and half the pork and beans land on Rebecca's face)

Rebecca:..................

Jack: Your eating those (Starts eating from the pot)

Ben: (Uses spoon to eat from the pot)

Ludwig: (Uses other spoon to eat from the pot)

Jacques: (Eats spoonful)

Crimson: (Stares at Jacques while she eats)

Jacques: That is really uncomfortable

Crimson: That's the point.

Ennui: (Stares at Josee while eating)

Josee: (Tries to focus on eating the beans) (She slowly gets a wooden steak from her pocket but Jacques puts it away)

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee) (Steak House Background)

Jacques: Even though we were freaked out by the Goths we had to eat, There are worse things to be forced to choke down

Josee: Like a silver medal

Brody: AHHHHH (Crashes into them and the camera)

* Steak House (1:28 Pm)

Rebecca: (Closes her eyes) It's just jelly beans, Lovely rare meaty jelly beans (Puts a spoonful into her mouth)

Don: While the rest of our teams choke down on their pork and beans, The current leaders are trying not to choke or barf them back up.

Brody: (Is thrown and crashes into the roof)

* Confessional (Geoff) (Steakhouse Background)

Geoff: Brody's not doing so good but no ones even tried the bull yet so were good

Zayla: DONE

Adam: DONE 

Geoff:........(Brody is thrown from the bull and crashes into Geoff)

* Steak House (1:30 Pm)

Adam: (Climbs up onto the bull buster 3000) Don't worry I'll be gentle

Don: What ?

Giselle: Go Senpai you can do it !

Zayla: So how long did Brody last ?

Geoff: Current best is Three seconds.

Adam: (Grips onto the bull as it speeds up) You can go all day bull but your not getting me off.

(The Bull stops after time reaches eight seconds)

Adam: (Hops off) Giselle, To the Chill Zone

Giselle: WOOHOO

Geoff: (Facepalm)

Zayla: (Climbs onto the bull buster)

Xavier: My advice would be to not fall off

Zayla: (The Bull starts up) Very helpful (Is thrown off after two seconds)

Xavier:...Still better then Brody's try.

(Ice Dancers And Determination Twins Finish their pots)

Jay: (Climbs onto the bull)

Josee: Careful up there bulls are know to kill their riders

Rebecca: Must be a miracle that Jacques is still alive then huh.

Josee:...............

Jay: (Before the bull even starts Jay falls off) Ouch !

Brody: Bro other team's are catching up and one's already passed us

Geoff: No worries Brody you knowing our saying "Tenth times the charm" You got this in the bag.

Brody: (Climbs onto the Bull) Yeah dude I totally got (Is thrown off again) THIIIISSSSSSSS

Jacques: (Places hands onto the handle bar of the bull buster) (Sits down on it) (Smiles) Yeeeha as they say (Bull buster starts speeding up) WHA AAAHHHHHHH (Begins screaming the entire ride)

(The Bull stops after it reaches eight seconds)

Jacques: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jay: (Laughs)

Josee: Are you finished ?

Jacques: One more second. AHHHHHHHHHHH. Okay I'm good (They both run)

Ludwig: (Holds onto the bull) Come one Third place let's go AHHH (Is thrown off) AHHHHH (Crashes into the kitchen door)

Geoff: (Helps Brody up) See don't feel bad dude that bull is like nearly impossible to finish Adam and Jacques have to be like inhuman.

Crimson: (On the bull) (She doesn't move and complete the ride)

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: Nice)

Loki: (Nods)

Crimson: (Gets off the bull) Let's go

* Confessional (Crimson And Ennui)

(A Crimson appears at the bottom saying Crimson And Ennui "Goths")

Crimson: Riding Mechanical bulls is like way easier then real bulls, I was taught this by my grandmother back at the barn....

Ennui: (Looks at her)

Crimson: I don't want to talk about it.

  • Chill Zone (1:35 Pm)

Don: As our teams line up for the bull buster, The Ice Dancers and Fairy Tale Impostors are in a race for first place.

Jacques: (Running)

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Giselle: (Running)

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Josee: (Running)

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Adam: (Running)

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Adam: (Running he sees Don up ahead)

Don: (Looks at Adam and Nods)

Adam: (Smirks, He then grabs Giselle hand and stops running)

Giselle: Adam ?

(The Ice Dancers run past them)

Jacques: Huh ?

Josee: FIRST PLACE (She and Jacques arrive at the chill Zone)

Don: First place indeed, Lol jokes you stole other team's property so you get a penalty..

(The Ice Dancers are given a 20 minute penalty)

Josee: (Watches Adam and Giselle walk over to the Chill Zone)

Don: First place Fairy Tale Impostors

Giselle: VICTORY AGAIN (She and Adam hug and kiss)

Josee: You did that on purpose !

Adam: I'm sorry who was the one who got them the penalty ?

Giselle: If you want to be the best, It doesn't mean you have sabotage the best.

Adam: And stealing pets I mean their teams are the only things they have.

Josee: What are you implying ?

Jacques: Giselle can we talk ?

Giselle: Certainly.

* Steak House (1:39 Pm)

(Ice Dancers Penalty: 15:00)

Super Jack: (Stands ontop of the Bull buster as it goes fast and then stops)

Xavier: How ?

Super Jack: Super Hero perks (Jumps down and crashes into a table)    Jay: (Holding onto the bull buster as it stops)

Mickey: Eight seconds you did it !

Brody: (Climbs onto the Bull buster) Okay Attempt thirteen and (Is thrown off) AHHHHHHHHH

* Steak House (1:41 Pm)

(Ice Dancers Penalty: 13:00)

Brody: (leans on a haystack and cries) Dude, I don't know what went wrong, But Fifteenth wasn't the charm either ahahahahahha

* Chill Zone (1:49 Pm)

(Ice Dancers Penalty: 6:00)

Jacques: Why do you do this to me Giselle.

Giselle: I don't know what your talking about ?

Jacques: You know exactly, You swore to keep what I told you in Bermuda and Space a secret from Josee

Giselle: And tell me did you and Josee try to stop wrecking other teams.

Jacques: Ugh your tampering with powers you don't know how to handle.

Giselle: I know exactly how to handle them, Are you though ?

Jacques:.............

(Goths arrive at the chill Zone)

Don: You sure took your time, Why so late after finishing early ?

Crimson: We found this rot-

Don: STOP NEVER MIND Forget I asked your Second Place Goths now shoo

Don: (Neighbours) Third

Don: (Determination Twins) Fourth

* Steak House (1:52 Pm)

(Ice Dancers Penalty: 3:00)

Zayla: (Holding onto the bull buster as it stops moving) (She slowly gets off it and falls off)

Xavier: (Picks her up) Not Texas material huh

Zayla: Just get me to the chill zone

Xavier: Can do (Runs off)

* Steak House (1:53 Pm)

(Ice Dancers Penalty: 2:00)

Ludwig: (Gets off the bull buster) (Breaths) Done !

Ben: Alright Luddy lets go (Runs)

Geoff: (Walks with Brody to the Bull buster) 

Brody: (Sighs) Were in last place dude, Everyone else has finished......I'd hang my hat now but I don't have a hat.

Geoff: Hold on Bro it's not over till we reach the carpet (Takes off his hat) Here wear it with pride and get ready to seriously rock this trust me there's no way you can fail now, There's still enough time for us to beat the Tag Alongs and perhaps Xavier to the chill zone if we pull this off now.

Brody: (Puts on Geoff's Hat) Dude (Wipes tear off his face) GET READY BULL (Jumps onto the bull buster and grabs it) DUUUUUUUDDDDDEE WOAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA 

(The Bull buster stops they've reached eight seconds at last)

Brody: I did it !

Geoff: WOOH ALRIGHT Awesome (They High five) Now let's boogie dude (Runs off with Brody)

* Chill Zone (1:54 Pm)

(Ice Dancers Penalty: 1:00)

Don: And Ice Dancers your Penalty ends.............

(The Mysterious Friends reach the carpet of completion)

Don: Fifth Place Mysterious Friends

(Penalty Alarm goes off)

(Ice Dancers walk onto the carpet of completion)

Don: Sixth Place

* Mountain (2:00 Pm)

Geoff And Brody: (Running)

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Ben And Ludwig: (Running)

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Don: With our final team besting the bull It's a foot race to be not last.

Ben: (Running)

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Brody: (Running)

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Ludwig: (Running)

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Geoff: (Running)

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(Brody and Geoff boost past Ben And Ludwig)

Ben: (Gasp) NUUUUUUUUU (Dives onto the carpet of completion)

Brody: (Dives onto the carpet of completion)

Don: Still need your partners !

Geoff: (Runs onto the carpet of completion)

Ludwig: (Exhausted and stops) Damit

Don: Sorta on congratulations to the Surfers Second last place.

(The Surfers gasp and celebrate by hugging)

Xavier: Phew

Brody: Can't get rid of us yet huh.

Xavier: Wouldn't say that you guys are fun to hang around with.

Brody: (Whispers to Xavier) Congrats on things with Zayla too dude

Xavier:....Wait how did you know ?

Brody: A Bro knows dude, A Bro knows when he sees it.

Xavier: ?

Geoff: Basically Jack told us.

Xavier: (Looks at Jack)

Jack: (Shrugs with sheepish smile)

Ludwig: (Walks over to the carpet of completion)

Ben: You couldn't of fainted on the carpet

Ludwig: I drove a truck and had to ride a bull

Ben: Fair enough

Don: Ben....Ludwig you both know where this is heading

Ben: We win 

Don: (Laughs) But seriously you've been eliminated and your cut so you can't "Tag Along" with us anymore.

(Drum beat)

Ben: (Throws Pie at Don)

Don: Yeah I Deserve that

Luna: (Sad mewo)

Loki: (Walks over to Luna) (Voice: Well this sucks you miss out on when I destroy the Ice Dancers)

Luna: (Telepathic: Be sure to text me when that happens)

Loki: (Gets out a piece of paper and writes down the Goth's phone number) (Voice: Even better, Call me after this race you're kinda a cool cat)

Luna: (Telepathic: Awww I'm flattered) (Purrs next to Loki)

Loki: (Voice: Not too out in the open, Your give the Furry fans a lot of bad ideas)

Ludwig: (Picks up Luna) Come on Luna it's time to head back home now. 

Jacques: Au Revoir Tag Alongs (He and Josee wave) Don't let the rainbow hit you on the way out.

(Neighbours, Surfer Dudes and Mysterious Friends glare heavily at the Ice Dancers)</p>

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Jacques: That whole plan backfired and got us a penalty.

Josee: However things come around quite well for us, Stealing the Goths rabbit has gotten the Tag Alongs off our backs permanently, Now those Vampires have no one to hide behind (Smirks)

  • Chill Zone (2:00 Pm)

(The Goths stop the Tag Alongs as they walk past)

Ennui: So this is it huh ?

Ben: There's always the outside world

Crimson: True......but regardless we'll miss you

Ludwig: Thanks, I know every other team at this point has said this and it hasn't happen but bring hell upon the Ice Dancers for us.

Loki: (Nods)

(The Tag Alongs walk off)

* Montage (Ben And Ludwig)

Ben: Insert goodbye speech here (Laughs)

Ludwig: It was kinda certain that we'd lose at some point considering every other teams stats but the end result was great.

Ben: Twenty Eight challenges and destination we did better then great, All wrapped up in a yummy sandwich.

Ludwig: Belgium, France, Japan, Bermuda And Even Las Vegas we survived it all.

Ben: Sure it had it's ups and downs especially around Australia and Indonesia but I've grown from that and now I'm happy to return to cardboardlandia and continue my kingdom

Ludwig: You know the other's don't know about that

Ben: Myeh they can read it on my online blog and find it beyond the forth wall. Now I have lots of sick movie ideas to pitch and star in now that our time on this show is over.

* Airport

Ben: (Gets out keys and presses a button)

(A Air plane made out Cardboard lands down)

Ludwig: (Looks at Ben)

Ben: What I'm an actor after all I get celebrity privileges.

Ludwig: How come you never used it for our team travels

Ben: (Poker face) Because rules Luddy remember

Ludwig: Good point.

Ben: Now come on Cory, Zane, Trixie, Sarah, Krystal, Desiree, Harrison, Calvin and Hamilton are on the plane, I got two PS4's with eight controllers and two copies of the Chronicles of Beta City.

Ludwig: Then WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR (They both run onto the plane)

* Credits

(This Will Play At the End of Each Episode)

(Camera Flies around the Place)

(Camera Shows the Air Port)

Attendant: (Stands There)

(All Thirty Pairs Run Past the Attendant)

(Camera Follows the Pairs into the Plane)

Noah And Emma: (Standing by the Bathroom door talking)

Owen: (Charges Past and Accidentally knocks them Over as he Closes the Bathroom Door)

Emma: (Gets Up)

Kitty: (Taking a Selfie With Lorenzo And Chet Who are Glaring at each Other)

(The Photo Shows Chet about to Tackle Lorenzo)

Emma: (Takes Phone off Kitty And Throws it out the plane window)

(Camera Follows the Phone Free Falling)

Mickey And Jay: (Are In Mid Air Using a Parachute)

(The Phone Hits their Parachute and they Crash land into the Ocean of Australia)

Shawn: (Rides By on A Emu Going Very Fast)

Jasmine: (Climbs Up Ayers Rock)

Calvin: (Already at the top of the Rock Eating Vegemite)

Cory: (Throws Boomerang)

(The Camera Follows the Boomerang All the Way to Brazil)

Chef: (Swings Across the Cliff on A Vine Holding Chris)

(Boomerang flies by and cuts the Rope)

Chef And Chris: (Fall down into the River)

(Boomerang Continues to Fly)

Laurie, Miles, Dawn and Tabby: (All Sit their Meditating)

(The Boomerang Flies to a Icy Field)

Josee And Jacques: (Skating Away)

Jake And Sydney: (Tries to Skate past them but the Boomerang knocks them out)

Josse And Jacques: (Then Leap into the air this changes the scene to France Where they Gracefully land on the Carpet)

Giselle: (Happily Sighs at Jacques)

Adam.W: (Frowns And But then Gets Idea)

Adam.W: (He and Giselle Run down the Street)

Tom And Jen: (Checking the Clothing Bags they Brought)

Adam.W: (Rushes by with Giselle Causing clothes to fly out of the bag and land on Tom and Jen)

Jen: (Is Now Wearing Tom's Clothes)

Tom: (Is Now Wearing Jen's Clothes)

Adam.W: (Puts his Hand over the Camera and then moves it changing the scene from France to a Beach)

Geoff: (Surfs by on a Surf Board)

Brody: (Crashes his Surf Board and Lands on Ellody and Mary)

Devin: (Gets out of the Water)

Carrie: (Hugs Devin)

Devin: (Is Confused)

Geoff: (Puts His Hat over the Camera Channing the Scene of a Beach to Transilvania)

Gerry: (Holding a Flash Light)

Crimson And Ennui: (Pop Up from a Coffin)

Pete: (Gets a Heart Attack from their Sudden Pop up)

Pete: (Gets up)

Leonard: (Aims His Wand at Crimson And Ennui)

Tammy: (Plays Ocarina)

Crimson: (Stares at the Camera until the Scene Changes to A Desert)

Zane And Sarah: (Spying on People)

Axel And Tori: (Climb onto a Camel and then jump off it and grab onto a Pyramid's Ledge

Sarah: (Ships it)

Noah.M: (Slides down the Pyramid and Knocks Axel and Tori off it)

Joanne: (Looks Annoyed at Noah.M)

Noah.M: (Shrugs)

Trixie And Ludwig: (Drive By on a Dune Buggies racing each other)

Krystal and Ben: (Run After The Dune Buggies Since there controlling it)

Zane: (Ships it)

Krystal: (Throws Pie at Zane)

(The Camera follows the Dune Buggies as they arrive at the Train Station)

Sanders: (Gives Ludwig and Trixie A Speeding ticket)

Mac Arthur: (Places Wanted Poster of the ice Dancers on the wall and then kicks the train door down)

Harold: (Picks his Nose)

Steve: (Drops Smoke Bomb)

(The Smoke Covers the Screen which changes the location to a Rock Concert)

Dwayne: (Is backstage practising Air guitar but is doing it terribly

Dwayne Jr: (Facepalms)

(Rock, Spud, Adam.T, Oskar, Beardo and Trent are all seen on the stage rocking it out)

(Purple Fire then appears behind them)

Rock: (Does a Stage Dive)

Trent: (Stage Dives)

Spud: (Stages Dives for Choco Oink)

Adam.T: (Is Tackled by Fan Girls)

Oskar: (Small laugh Until his Guitar catches on Fire)

Beardo: (Mimics Bow Noise)

Xavier And Zayla: (Are on the roof)

Xavier: (Fires a Zip Line bow and then zip lines down on it)

Zayla: (Looks into the Crystal Ball)

(The Crystal Ball glows Pink)

(The Camera then zooms into the Crystal Ball and then zooms out showing the Airport again with All 31 teams outside posing)

Don: (Gets Camera out and takes a Picture)

(The Screen then flashes With the Words in Gold Saying " The Remarkable Race"

Episode 29: Bahama-Watch

Bahama-Watch
Season 3, Episode 29
Bahama-Watch
Date United States: 5th May 2017

Australia: 6th May 2017

World Location Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada → Nassau, The Bahamas
Challenge(s) * Search for a treasure map
  • Find underwater treasure
Winner(s) Read And Find Out
Eliminated Read And Find Out
Episode Guide
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(The Remarkable Race Logo Appears for Two Seconds and then goes to the Intro)

Don: Last Time on the Remarkable Race.

Don: Our teams were full of beans, Who knew so many people hated beans..

Don: Ice Dancers got dirty again by stealing loki, but got cleaned up after getting another penalty this has to be like there fifth one now. Total Bull is what happened next besides several truck crashes Fairy Tale Impostors nailed another challenge while the Tag Alongs and Surfers got nailed by the bull but in the end The Tag Alongs were tagged out of the race for good.

Don: Only Seven teams remain and this is our final episode before the final week where things amp up by the final 6, Things are bound to get fierce starting right now on..............THE REMARKABLE RACE ! (Winks the sparkle flashes at the screen which goes to the opening)

  • Opening

(The Camera Shows a Globe Until A Ticket Appears which then Zooms in and Changes to Five Columns, One of A Snowy Background, City Background, Desert Background,Jungle Background And Mountain Background)

Snow: (The Shadows of Owen, Noah, Mickey, Jay, Krystal, Trixie, Ludwig, Ben, Josse, Jacques, Beardo And Trent Can be Seen Running in the Blue Background)

City: (The Shadows of Tom, Jen, Zane, Sarah, Emma, Kitty, Devin, Carrie, Jack, Rebecca, Ellody, Mary, Calvin And Cory Can be Seen Running in the Purple Background)

Desert: (The Shadows of Axel, Tori, Tabby, Dawn, Shawn, Jasmine, Zayla, Xavier, Rock, Spud, Oskar And Adam.T Can be Seen Running In the Yellow Back Ground)

Jungle: (The Shadows of Chef, Chris, Laurie, Miles, Chet, Lorenzo, Adam.W, Giselle, Ennui, Crimson, Brody and Geoff Can be Seen Running In the Green Background)

Mountain: (The Shadows of Dwayne, Dwayne Jr, Jake, Sydney, Noah.M, Joanne, Tammy, Leonard, Pete, Gerry, Steve, Harold, Sanders And Mac Arthur Can Be Seen Running In The Orange Background)

(The Camera Then Goes Back to the World Map where Dots appear on certain Countries and Begin Connecting to other Countries)

(A Photo a France, Australia, Mexico and Japan Are placed down)

(Then The Camera Changes to Three Columns One of a Plane, Train And Bus)

(A Taxi Then Drives Up and the Camera Zooms into A pitch black screen)

(The Image of Each Pair Appear with Their Team Colour background on the Screen All together There Are Five Rows)

Top Row: Rock/Spud, Jake/Sydney, Ellody/Mary, Jay/Mickey, Jacques/Josse, Oskar/Adam.T

2nd Top Row: Calvin/Cory, Sarah/Zane, Ben/Ludwig, Krystal/Trixie, Tom/Jen, Brody/Geoff

Mid Row: Harold/Steve, Carrie/Devin, Leonard/Tammy, Giselle/Adam.W Jasmine/Shawn, Beardo/Trent

2nd Bottom Row: Joanne/Noah.M, Rebecca/Jack, Laurie/Miles, Emma/Kitty, Owen/Noah, Gerry/Pete, Xavier/Zayla

Bottom Row: Crimson/Ennui, Axel/Tori, Chet/Lorenzo, Sanders/Mac Arthur, Dwayne/Dwayne Jr. Dawn/Tabby, Chef/Chris

(The Screen Then Flashes To a Globe With The Title "The Remarkable Race" on it)

  • Starting Point (9:00 Am)

Don: Were back in Southern Alberta and yesterday winners are grabbing today's first tip (Adam and Giselle run past him)

  • Confessional (Adam And Giselle)

(A Pink bar appears at the bottom saying Adam And Giselle "Fairy Tale Impostors")

Adam: Two in a row, Wooho were gonna win this.

Giselle: That's the spirit Senpai but victory can't be assured till they've stop.

Adam: Well you got that part covered just turn them against each other via their past

Giselle: That still sounds kinda cruel just saying that.

Adam: They've done a lot of worser things to over fifty percent of the teams that used to be here.

Don: Adam did you just say "percent" ?

Adam: I know isn't learning English Great.

  • Starting Point (9:00 Am)

Adam: (Slams the Don box)

Don: You don't have to completely punch the dam thing.

Adam: Sorry (Grabs the tip) Were going to.................nope not that place NEW TIP ! (Slams Don box again)

Don: No new tip.

Adam: DO YOU WANT US TO DIE ?!

Giselle: What does it say?

Adam: Bahamas

  • Globe

(The Camera zooms out of Canada and moves south East to the Bahamas)

(A Photo of the Bahaman Flag is Shown)

Don: The Bahamas.....And no were not crashing again were GOING TO THE BAHAMAS FOR REAL THIS TIME. Ahem

Don: Know for its Pirate History

(A Photo of a Beach is shown)

Don: Stunning Caribbean Beaches

Don: And Fluorescent Pink Flamingos

(A Photo of a a Army of Pink Flamingos is shown)

Don: Deja Vu saying that again huh.

  • Airport (Bahamas)

Don: Once Teams land in Nassau they'll find this Don Box for there next travel tip. (Leans on a pirate Don Box) (Looks around) No calls...no bermuda triangle warnings, Okay were good to go then, ACTION !

  • Starting Point (9:02 Am)

(Ennui and Crimson walk over to the Don box However there ungothed)

Don: Did I miss some late night plot twist or something ?

Crimson: We decided to try this, one day with our true selves (Ennui nods)

Don: Alright then good luck

Crimson: (Presses the Don Box Reads the tip) Bahamas Think it will happen again

Ennui: For once I hope not....

Jack: Yo Goths

Ennui:....Hey

Rebecca: Sorry about the Tags getting axed.

Crimson: Them getting axed would of hurt more.

Jack: (Read tips) Oh sweet Bahamas I always wanted to go there

Mickey, Xavier, Jay and Zayla: DON'T JINX US

Jack: Huh ?

Zayla: Our plane crashed down there a while ago and we were forced to escape the triangle alive.

Rebecca: Oh wait I watched that episode...scary huh.

Xavier: I was fine I had Brody.

Jay: The race has been going on for so long I've kinda forgotten somethings at this point.

Mickey: More reason to end this, Let's go (He and Jay run off)

Rebecca: So Crimson, Ennui what type of make up are you using I want to try some.

Crimson: We didn't use any makeup today.

Rebecca: Wait why ?

Ennui: We both decided in honour of the Tag's we go one day.....ungothed...for them.

Loki: (Not wearing make up either) (Grunts)

Xavier: (Walks over to Jack)

Jack: Care to Join Aids ?

Xavier: What ?

Rebecca: (Facepalm) Anti ice Dancer Squad

Jack: Did he assume something else, Oh how are you and Zayla going ?

Xavier: So you are the little bird that's been going around tell Brody that

Brody: (Walks in with a bird on his shoulder) Yo Dudes.

Xavier: (Looks at the bird for a second) Wow....Good timing

Jack: In defence you can't keep mystery plot armour forever (Shrugs)

Zayla: Worth trying

Don: Would this be a good time to change your team name to the new Daters ?

Xavier And Zayla: No

Don: Too late already paid for the update.

  • Confessional (Zayla And Xavier)

(A Dark Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Zayla And Xavier "New Daters")

Zayla: Could be worse. (Pats Xavier on the shoulder) Could be worse.

Xavier: Guess we don't have to hide it now

Don: There's still somethings you have to hide due to family friendly rating.

Zayla: You still have that ?

Don: Amazingly yes.

  • Taxi (9:08 Am)

Josee: Jacques how exactly does Giselle know....

Jacques: Know about what Josee ?

Josee: Don't play dumb she's been bringing up our silver medal incident and Momma, SHE'S INSULTING ME ABOUT IT !

Jacques: (Sighs) You promise not to yell

Josee: I Promise

Jacques: I told Giselle about it to try and get her on our side back in Bermuda and Spain.

Josee: YOU DID WHAT !

Jacques: I thought it would help her understand.

Josee: You spilled my weakness out to them !

Jacques: I didn't take her to be the blackmail type okay and besides

Josee: Besides what ?

Jacques: I can't take the blame for that silver medal all the time you do need to learn responsibility.

Josee: YOU LEARN IT !

Driver: (Plays fancy music to mute Josee's screaming)

Jacques: Yeah I can see why he's turning that up

  • Plane (Unknown Time)

Don: Our Seven teams can rest easy toady since there all on the same flight.

Geoff: The Bahamas sick.

Xavier: Not sick were gonna crash again.

Geoff: Nah no jixing this time Xav. Time to turn this place into the Brohamas.

Zayla: You didn't just say that ?

Brody: WOOOH I'm fit as a fiddle again and ready to turn the Bahamas into the Brohamas !

(The Goths walk over to the Neighbours and Fairy Tale Impostor's seats)

Adam: (Pokes Crimson)

Crimson: Please don't

Adam: You look so alive without your paint

Ennui: It's not paint.

Giselle: You both do look fancy without it.

Crimson: Were not here for compliments...

Jack: Is it retribution ?

Crimson: Yes.

Ennui: We lost our friends last round, We were thinking if you wanted to help us get revenge on the Ice Dancers.

Adam: Oh there already doomed.

Crimson: What makes you say that ?

Rebecca: We know Josee's past and if she figured out Jacques told Giselle that then there going to turn on with each other.

Crimson: Awesome...but should we just put one final nail in the coffin just for safety.

Adam: Nail ?

Ennui: It's a act that we convinced the Tag Alongs to pull in Mexico (Whispers to Rebecca)

Jacques: (Knocks on the bathroom) Josee you've been in there for an hour now

Josee: I'm not coming out.

Mickey: Some of us need to use the bathroom !

Josee: Some of us need a place to vent so BEAT IT PENCIL (Mickey runs off)

Jacques: Look I know your mad at me but were a team

Josee: Teammates don't go gossiping to other teams ABOUT THEIR PARTNERS !

Xavier: Is it her time of the month ? (Walks over to Jacques)

Jacques: I don't want to imagine that either, Just use the other bathroom.

Xavier: (Walks off)

Zayla: (Checks crystal ball)

Mickey and Jay: (Watch)

Mickey: What does it say ?

Zayla: You didn't ask me a question.

Jay: Oh right.

Xavier: (Sits down)

Mickey: Any survival tips incase the plane crashes.

Xavier: I only know survival tips in the wilderness and animal encounters not much about vehicles

Mickey: I know but I can't help but feel like it's going to happen again and......

(The Plane lands down at the Bahamas Airport)

Mickey: Oh wow never mind were actually here.

  • Airport (11:08 Am)

(The Bahamas timezone is two hours ahead of Alberta)

(All the teams run out of the plane)

Giselle: Hurry

Geoff: GO

Zayla: I haven't seen a single flamingo here yet ?

Xavier: (Throws Brochures away) They LIED !

Jack and Jay: (Press the Don Box)

Rebecca: (Grabs the tip) It's an All in "R Matey this way be treasure maps"

  • Pirate Museum (11:11 Am)

Don: Welcome to Nassau's pirate Museum teams must travel here by cab and search this grand display of petty theft for one of these (Pulls a map out of a barrel) A Remarkable treasure map

  • Ocean (11:11 Am)

Don: (On A Jetski) Once they find a map they must travel by jetski to the coast of Abaco island where they'll find this Don Box with their next tip.

  • Airport (11:13 Am)

(Fairy Tale Impostors, Mysterious Friends, Goths and Adversity Twins run to the taxis)

Josee: (Enters the Taxi and shuts the door before Jacques can enter)

Jacques Wait Josee let me in

Josee: I am NOT in the mood, I'm sure your "Friends" will let you in their taxi if you spill the rest of my life AWAY ! (Taxi drives off)

Jacques:.............

(Geoff and Jack just stand there)

Jack: What did we just witness ?

Geoff: Trouble in paradise.

Jacques: (Sighs) Guess so, Josee does not like it when I tell others about her.

Jack: Is she scared of being targeted in gossip ?

Rebecca: Jack are you coming, There's like only one other taxi and we have to share it with the surfers.

Geoff: Should we bring Jacques with us ?

Rebecca: What ?

Jack: He and Josee have been going through some issues lately

Rebecca: It's called karma

Jack: Fair but it wouldn't be fair for Jacques to walk to the next spot.

Jacques: Why are you doing this ?

Jack: (Whispers) You just started to open us up about Josee You can helps us find some peace before the show ends.

Jacques: Hmmmm (Thinking)

  • Taxi (Josee) (11:15 Am)

Josee: (Sits there) Ugh he better get to the museum in time

Taxi Driver: You and your boyfriend having some trouble ?

Josee: Just friend issues, He had the nerve to talk behind my and worse was he told personal detail to my enemies.

Taxi Driver: Ouch

Josee: Just a few more days Josee and the gold is yours.....keep it together

  • Taxi (Goths and Determination Twins) (11:17 Am)

Mickey: I would of never guess your hair was orange Crimson

Crimson: Is it that ugly ?

Mickey: No no it looks great.

Ennui: Are you scarred of us ?

Jay: We were freaked out at first when we met you, But your both chill and nice people according to Ben.

Crimson: Thanks.....so you change your name ?

Mickey: Yep out of the shell and into the frying pan !

Jay: I don't think what was the term you were looking for.......

Mickey: Oh well I don't know what I was thinking of saying

  • Taxi (Mysterious Friends and Fairy Tale Impostors) (11:19 Am)

Zayla: (Shows Giselle the crystal ball which glows green)

Giselle: Oh giddy that's a marvellous prediction.

Zayla: Fortunes...not predictions.

Adam: HHMHMHMHMHMHMHMMH

Xavier: What ?

Adam: Animal tamer now huh !?

Xavier: Is that a challenge ?!

Adam: YES ! (Wolf howls)

(Two birds fly onto the roof of the taxi)

Xavier: (Whistles and rolls down the window)

(A Pelican flies into the window)

Adam: BORK BORK !

(Five ducks fly over to Adam's window)

Xavier: (Claps)

THUD !

(The taxis is swarmed by Flamingos)

Xavier: Guess the Brochure wasn't lying after all.

  • Confessional (Giselle And Adam)

(A Pink bar appears at the bottom saying Giselle And Adam "Fairy Tale Impostors")

Adam:...This is going to be a problem.

Giselle: I don't think so.

Adam: Ice Dancers later, Impostor Animal tamer now !

  • Taxi (Surfer Dudes, Neighbours and Jacques) (11:20 Am)

Brody: And that's how I fit two cans of beans in my mouth. (He and Geoff Laugh)

Don: (Voice) What ?

Rebecca: You choose to return to our screen at a bad time.

Brody: Hey how many beans would Super Jack fit in his mouth ?

Jack: Twenty one.

Brody: Nice

Jacques: I don't like beans

Rebecca: And I don't like you after you and Josee have beeing messing with us since China.

Geoff: So Josee's like really mad are you huh ?

Jacques: You wouldn't know the half of it.

Jack: Except we know the full picture.

Jacques: (Sighs) Atlast you do thanks to Giselle.

Jack: Look it might not of been right to do that but Josee wouldn't budge, Abnormals, TV Pros, Cadets and Tags are gone now....

Rebecca: We don't have the luxury of letting her get better.

Jacques: Then what do you want me to do !?

Rebecca: DROP the sabotage act right now and get her to fix her attitude before I snap !

Brody: Woah Rebs are you okay ?

(Taxi arrives at the pirate museum)

Jacques: I'm not simply going to throw the game just for you tantrum

Rebecca: (Presses button)

Jacques: (Door opens up and he falls out) WAH (Hits the floor)

Geoff: GO (They all run out of the taxi)

  • Pirate Museum (11:24 Am)

Jack: Alright a Remarkable map this should be (Looks around that the place is covered in maps) Easy....know anything about pirates ?

Rebecca: I know sea monsters but I don't see how that can help with this.

Jack: Okay I'll search right you search left (They both head off)

(Surfers, Twins and Goths arrive)

Jay: There's a map (Looks at a map)

Brody: Wait no there oh wait no logo (Looks at another map) Map ?!

Jack: (Finds a Super Jack symbol on a map) Hey Don can I keep this ?

Don: Sure but that doesn't count

Jack: (Shrugs)

Crimson: (Opens up treasure chest and starts searching)

Geoff: (Looks around)

Rebecca: (Searches a barrel of swords for the map)

  • Outside (11:25 Am)

Jacques: (Gets up and dusts off)

Josee: (Exits her taxi)

Jacques: What kind of idea was it to leave me back there ?

Josee: What idea did you have when you were telling Giselle that stuff !

Jacques: This was like way back when we were trying to ally with them

Josee: What about Space then !

Jacques: Just trying to get her off your back

Josee: She's been on it longer then a Koala !

Jacques:.............

Josee:........I didn't mean to yell......

Jacques: Lets just get this round over okay, We'll talk later

(Fairy Tale Impostors and Mysterious Friends arrive and exit their taxi)

Adam: (Dusts flamingo feathers off as he walks)

Zayla: Prate museum this should be charming

Xavier: A museum dedicated to the history of stealing, Pillaging and ship battles, Sounds way better then the Louve

Giselle: You wish you went there Xavier-Kun

Xavier: Kun ?

Adam: This is like the sixth time some asked what Kun means

(Ice Dancers shove both teams out of the way as they laugh)

Zayla: (Gets up) You two are travelling down a wretched and soulless path !

Xavier:........?

Zayla: It means there the worst !

  • Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Jacques: Were not the worst

Josee: Nope, Were just dedicated competitors who will stop at nothing to win and are willingly to ruin with the lives of anyone who gets in our way.

  • Pirate Museum (11:25 Am)

Jack: (Wearing a pirate hat and eye patch)

Brody: (Also wearing pirate clothes) Arr does anyone see tharr Map !

Jack: Nothing from Jack-Beard

Geoff: I found a jar of dirt

Rebecca: (Looks at a kraken map)

Xavier: (Walks in)

Brody: AHOOY MATEY !

Xavier: (Turns around and walks off)

Zayla: (Drags Xavier back in)

Ennui: (Checks cannon)

Josee: (Looks at a map and rips it)

Jay: (Looks under a painting)

Adam: (Puts hand through painting) Nothing

Zayla: (Checks the barrel) Where are these marked maps.

Xavier: (Pokes cannon)

BANG !

(The Cannon fires out a bunch of maps)

Zayla: (Catches the map) Got one !

Xavier: Full Sails ahead !

Zayla: (Runs with Xavier past the Ice Dancers and exits the building) Seeya Ice Dunces

Adam: ?

Brody: (Whispers to Adam)

Adam: (Laughs)

Josee:.....................

Don: The Mysterious friends leap from last to first once again but The Impostors and Surfers aren't far behind

Brody: (Pokes painting) (Two maps fall out) Map it bro ! (Picks up one map)

Adam: (Picks up the other map) It has the gold spot !

  • Beach (11:29 Am)

Zayla: Why.....WHY does it have to be change rooms AGAIN !

Xavier: Beats the Russian borehole right ?

Zayla: Think Jacques will wear a water dress.

Xavier: Funny yet horrifying picture, Let's not stay to find out the answer.

  • Museum (11:31 Am)

Crimson: (Shakes a bottle, A map flies out of it)

Mickey: (Catches the map)

Crimson:.............

Mickey: Oh sorry this is yours (Gives the map to Crimson)

Crimson: Thanks

Jay: (Finds a map under the carpet) Bingo !

Ennui: You mean Map

Jay: Even better.

(Goths and Determination twins exit the building)

Jack-Beard: (Continues looking for the map)

Josee: (Smashes glass cabinet)

Don: Five teams are already heading into the second challenge, Will the Dancers and Neighbours be able to catch up or will they abandon ship ?

  • Wooden Island Raft (11:36 Am)

Zayla: (Presses Don Box)

Xavier: (Grabs tip) Random botch or watch.......great that means me (Reads it) Whoever is holding the tip must search for sunken treasure.

  • Underwater

Don: In this beyond dangerous challenge the botchers must navigate these underwater tunnels in search of golden doubloons, Armed only with their map, a flashlight and a small tank of oxygen....if they take too long they'll run out of air and trust me you need that stuff to live, So find this big cavern locate the gold coins and swim back upto the pier, Race the jetskis to the shore and run along the beach tooooo our chill zone, Six teams will race on in our final week.....last team to arrive may never be able to look at a beach again without crying.

  • Pirate Museum (11:36 Am)

Jack: (Finds a treasure chest full of gold) Hmmm (Gets out a golden cup), (Finds a golden sword).....(Finds a golden window wiper) Golden window wiper ?

Pirate: Arg I was looking for this (Grabs the golden window wiper)

Rebecca: (Lifts up a vase, a map appears under it)

Josee: (Grabs it)

Rebecca: (Grabs the map) I found it first !

Josee: You only lifted the vase, I grabed it first !

Rebecca: Just let go !

Josee: You let go loser !

Rebecca: (Punches Josee in the face)

Jack and Jacques:....!

Josee: (Drops the map and hits the floor)

Rebecca:................(Picks up the map and runs off)

Jack: Rebecca ! (Runs after her)

  • Confessional (Pirate Museum background)

Rebecca: I'm reaching a limit with Josee.....I don't know how much bite I can take before I bite back HARD !

  • Underwater (11:39 Am)

Don: The Neighbours leap into sixth place but can they hold it and while the Ice Dancers need to hustle to get out of last place, Xavier, Brody and Crimson are the first into the water.

Crimson: (Stands there as she floats down)

Brody: UNDER THE SEA, This is so awesome

Xavier: Try to not talk so much it drains your oxygen tank faster (Swims into the cave)

Brody: Oh smart thinking.

Xavier: (Sees Crimson) Your....not pale ?

Crimson:.....Is it that ugly ?

Xavier: No no I'm just a little surprised since you and Ennui always had your make up on.

Brody: (Checks map)

(Adam and Mickey float down to them)

Xavier: Crap there catching up.

(Xavier and Brody swim into the cave)

(Crimson, Mickey and Adam swim after them)

Adam: (Presses ear piece) IS IT WORKING ?

  • Wooden Island Raft (11:40 Am)

(Giselle, Zayla, Geoff, Ennui and Jay all cover their ears)

Giselle: (Covers her ears) YES AND YOU HAVE THE VOLUME AT MAX !

Zayla: AND IT'S ON A GROUP CALL !

Adam: (Voice) Sorry

Brody: (Voice) Cool so we can all talk on here.

Mickey: (Voice) If that's the case I'm worried there's a fish following me

Jay: A fish ?

Adam: (Voice) It's fine Mickey is just making a new friend........aww COME ON NOW THE FISH IS MOVING OVER TO XAVIER !

Xavier: (Voice) Jealous ?

Adam: (Voice) YES !

Geoff: (Scratches hat)

Giselle: I'm lost too, just focus on finding the Dubloons senapi

(Neighbours drive upto the raft)

Jay: Wait Jack !

Jack: (Grabs the travel tip before he could hear Jay) Yeah ?

Jay:....nevermind

Rebecca: (Looks at the air tanks)

Jack: (Reads the tip) Should of seen that coming, But sea diving sounds fun (Puts on diving mask and grabs a air tank)

Rebecca: (Slightly loosens the only other air tank there which will be the Ice Dancers one)

Jack: (Cannon bombs into the water)

Rebecca: (Picks up radio)

(Ice Dancers arrive at the raft island)

Josee: (Reads the tip)...............I have to swim in tunnels.......AND CAVES ! (Scared look to Jacques)

  • Confessional (Josee And Jacques)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Josee And Jacques "Ice Dancers")

Josee: I'm not a fan of small spaces

Jacques: I'm pretty sure they already know

Don: Yeah cause it's not like you've been freaking out over previous challenges about your phobia of enclosed spaces.

  • Wooden Island raft (11:44 Am)

Josee: (Twitches eye as she puts the scuba mask on)

Jacques: You can do this !

(Giselle and Ennui both look at Josee)

Josee: Ummm Absolutely I can.......(Whispers to Jacques) Unless if you want to swap......PLEASE !

Jacques: Nope I can't you know that.

Josee: UGH !

Jacques: That's it use your anger to power yourself through the challenge.

Josee: I'll channel my anger and use it to sabotage the Mysterious Friends or maybe the Twins !

Jacques: NO more sabotage, We been penalised so much already we've been on our last line since Italy.

Josee: But it didn't did it.

Jacques: Ugh can't you see the other teams are getting fed up with us and you leaving me back there is making me question why I should never go pro with you anymore.

Josee: WHAT ?!

Jacques: We'll talk abut it later (Pushes Josee into the water) Are you happy Giselle !

Giselle: I just don't get why she won't get the message yet. (Switches the mic) Josee can you hear us ?

Josee: UHAUGHAUHAUHGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHAUGHUAGUHGAUAHGUAHGUG

Jay: (Takes off headphones) And now I can add death to my medical chart.

Ennui: This is why I muted everyone else on my mic.

  • Under water (11:47 Am)

(Adam and Mickey are swimming through a tunnel)

Mickey: What was that sound ?

Adam: Sound liked a dying whale

Zayla: (Voice) It's Just Josee freaking out.

  • Under water (11:49 Am)

Don: All the teams are in the water but only five of them have made it to the tunnel.

(Map shows the Icons of Xavier, Brody, Crimson, Adam and Mickey going around the tunnel)

Jack: (Finds the tunnel) Josee ?

Josee: (Floats there staring down at the tunnel)

Jacques: (Voice) Come on Josee you can do it, Just pretend your going into a skating rink in the dark that's wet and cramped

Josee: Stop talking and let me whimper in peace !

Jacques: (Voice) Just get into the tunnel Jack is catching up to you

Josee: I don't take orders from TRAITORS !

Giselle: (Voice) He didn't betray you Josee, We wanted to reason with you but you keep pushing the rest of us back.

Josee: It's a competition pig head, Get used to it !

Jack: (Swims by) Hey, Just gonna overtake you and head first place

Josee: FIRST, Not letting that happen (Slowly swims after Jack)

Jacques: (Voice) Thanks Jack

Jack: (Swimming and bumps into Xavier and Brody) Why are you guys going back ?

Xavier: Were retracing our steps cause Brody said the cave has no gold Dubloons (Swims down another path, Brody and Josee follow him)

Jack: (Checks his map) Wait that can't be right......(Goes in the direction that they came from)

Don: All the botchers are now moving through the tunnels some a little slower then others.

Josee: (Swimming) (Freaking out) uhgug I can't do it....I (Fish swims by) WHATTHEFUCKDOYOUWANT (Fish pops into a pufferfish and swims away) Ugh wake up Josee, Your a winner and winners never QUIT, Are you a baby your pathetic !

  • Wooden Island raft (11:52 Am)

(They can all hear it from their headphones)

Jay:...................

Rebecca:...............

Giselle:.................

Geoff:..................

Zayla:..................

Ennui:.................

Jacques:................

Loki: (Rolls around on the wooden platform bored)

Josee: (Voice) Do you Hear me !

Xavier: (Voice) Can some one disconnect her mic

Giselle: Jacques shouldn't you talk her down

Jacques: I've taken this kind of crud from her for 14 years it's about time she got a taste

  • Confessional (Crimson And Ennui)

(A Crimson bar appears at the bottom saying Crimson And Ennui "Goths")

Crimson: Fourteen years of that, I almost feel sorry for him......Almost

  • Cavern (11:55 Am)

Jack: (Swims in) No one else is here, Sweet Rebecca I'm in the cavern (Looks around with his flashlight) CAPTAIN JACK-BREAD HAS DONE IT AGAIN (Grabs the golden Dubloons)

Rebecca: (Voice) YES, Great work buddy, now back up here

Jack: On my way (Swims off)

(Brody and Xavier swim past Jack)

Brody: I'm telling you dude I couldn't find any gold balloons in there

Xavier: Balloons wait no, Weren't we looking for Doubloons

Brody: What's that ?

Xavier: I don't know honestly (Points the flashlight around the cavern) That must be it (Grabs the gold coins)

Brody: No I swear I heard gold balloons.

Zayla: (Voice) Doubloons mean gold coins, There are no balloons !

Brody: (Poker face)

Xavier: (Looks at Brody very unamused) You mean you saw the gold coins earlier and told us to go back to the entrance cause you thought we were looking for stupid balloons ?!

Brody:.....(Turns around)

(There's a Anglerfish right infront of them)

Xavier: What is that.......

Anglerfish: (Eats the flashlight Brody is holding)

Brody: RUNNNNN.....WAIT NO SWIMMM !

Xavier and Brody: AHHHHHH (Swim away in the dark)

Geoff: (Voice) Dudes are okay !

THUD !

Zayla: (Voice) Xavier, Brody respond !

Xavier: I can't move.

Brody: I found a flashlight hold on dude (Looks around)

Xavier: (Is trapped in the middle of a hole out of the cave) Ugh...NO....I'M STUCK !

(A Fish swims over to Xavier)

Xavier: Help my sea friend !

Fish: (Swims away)

Xavier: TRAITOR ! (Sad face) It's no use......

Don: With Xavier wedged between a rock and a rock....The Neighbours continue to rise further within their lead.

  • Wooden Island Raft (11:58 Am)

Rebecca: (Swims up)

Giselle: Go Neighbours

Jack: (Pirate accent) TO LAND (He and Rebecca drive off on a jetski)

  • Underwater (12:00 Am)

Adam: (Swimming around)

Mickey: Anything yet ?

Adam: Why are you both following me ?

Crimson: Because your know your way in the wild

Adam: True but why would I know about THE OCEAN !

Mickey: (Looks at the map)

Adam: I've been checking this map for a third entrance but there's only two on the side.

Crimson:.....what about the three on the left ?

Adam: The map only has two.

Mickey: (Flips the map upside down)

Adam:......

Crimson: Problem solved ?

Adam: Yep (Swims to the left) Lets go !

  • Cavern (12:01 Am)

Josee: (Swims over and grabs a doubloon bag) And Josee takes the gold (Chuckles) Like there was any other doubt.

(Adam, Crimson and Mickey arrive)

Josee: Well well well, The last place losers have arrived.

Crimson: You've said that like a lot now, Do you really think were going to lose this time ?

Josee: Last time it was the Tags no doubt your all next !

Adam: Are you just going to stand there or do we have to tackle you to get the Doubloons

Josee: Your not humping my leg again Munt (Alarm goes off) huh !?

Mickey: What's that ?

Josee: (Starts panicking) My...My Oxygen is down to 2 percent, No, AIR, HELP !

Jacques: (Voice) Ah Josee look for an air pocket quickly !

Josee: (Swims up to a airpocket to breath and take her helmet off) Okay I found one, Now what

Jacques: (Voice)......Ummmm oh I have an idea......HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP !

  • Chill Zone (12:02 Am)

(Neighbours get off the raft and run down the beach)

Don: (Waits at the carpet of completion)

(Jack and Rebecca reach the carpet of completion)

Rebecca: First place ?!

Don: Almost but you have a twenty minute penalty

(The Neighbours are given a twenty Minute penalty)

Jack: Is this about all the pirate loot I stole back there

Don: Nah, But Rebecca opened the Ice Dancers oxygen tank and let it go down to 75% before they even started the challenge.

Jack: Wait Rebecca ?

Rebecca:.....I just wanted to stop them for good.....I read the tip and thought if they called a diver to pick Josee up and disqualify them we could win

Don: Well sadly rules are a double edged sword so your team is penalised for doing what the Ice Dancers probably would of done too.....

  • Wooden Island Raft (12:05 Am)

(Neighbours Penalty: 17:00)

(Jacques, Zayla and Geoff are reading the travel tip)

Zayla: It says we can send divers in to get them out but if we do we get cut from the race

Xavier: (Voice) Just give us thirty seconds Zay, Me and Brody are thinking.

  • Underwater (12:06 Am)

(Neighbours Penalty: 16:00)

Brody: (Thinking) Dude our Oxygen tanks are below fifty percent.

Xavier: (Is still stuck) Then just go then you can head back through the entrance

Brody: And leave you behind ?

Xavier: (Sighs) It's a competition...bro...

Brody: But that's not my option ! (Grabs Xavier's Oxygen tank) How long can you hold your breath ?

Xavier: For three minutes

Brody: Okay I got an idea, If you take yours off you can swim through the hold, Then shove my oxygen tank through you breath in it while I swim through. We take turns of sharing the oxygen till we get to shore.

Xavier: Wait you'd share your Oxygen for me ?

Brody: A Bro never leaves a bro behind, Now GO (Rips the oxygen tank of Xavier causing him to fall out of the hole) (He then takes his own oxygen tank off and shoves it through the hole and then climbs through it)

(Both Xavier and Brody now out of the cave, They pick up the Oxygen tank and swim up to shore taking turns of using it)

  • Confessional (Zayla And Xavier)

(A Dark Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Zayla And Xavier "New Daters")

Xavier: If I had any lingering doubts about Brody or the Surfers...(Smiles) There gone now

  • Cavern (12:07 Am)

(Neighbours Penalty: 15:00)

Mickey: (Grabs a gold bag)

Adam: (Looks up to see Josee swimming)

Crimson: Let's go (Swims off)

Adam: (Nods) Don't worry Josee the divers will get you out of there (Swims off with Crimson) Enjoy karma

Mickey:........(Still swims listening to Josee)

Jacques: (Voice) Josee stop wasting air

Josee: You can't tell me what to do, I'm on my own now remember, You told Giselle everything to weaken me.

Giselle: (Voice) I only wanted to help you Josee, You turn this show into a survival mess

Josee: Oh quit rubbing it in our faces, I hope your happy you destroyed my dream of getting gold.....and trying to get my fame back......

Jacques: (Voice) Josee....

Josee: (Crying) I'm SORRY I PUSHED YOU JACQUES, Yes I dropped you back there a long time ago and got us a silver I didn't want to deal with the shame of failure not after everything Mamma told me.

Jacques: (Voice) You don't blame me anymore for that........

Josee: I didn't want to look like a failure anymore, I just wanted to win this game to earn back the glory we had back then.......

Jacques: (Voice) I miss that too.........And I was joking about not going pro with you.....

Mickey:.........(Sighs)

Jacques: (Voice) Look were going to have to send a diver in anyway you can't hold your breath for that long.

Josee: NO we can't just give up and let them win, We've pushed ourselves so far and so long.....We can't give up on the dream (Cries)

Mickey: (Swims up to Josee) Hey

Josee: Did Adam tell you to rub victory in my face....literally....

Mickey: No, It just wouldn't be right to leave you down here it's not safe soooooooo I'm gonna help

Josee: What ?

Giselle And Jay (Voice) WHAT ?!

Mickey: You know me and Jay went through a lot of what your going through right now

Josee: Gold medals?

Mickey: No Adversity you and Jacques right now with your stories remind me of me and my brother when all the odds are up against us. You've been using this race and the "Gold Medal" To overcome your Adversity of being looked down on by your peers....

Josee:..............

Mickey: (Takes off his helmet) If I'm going to win this race then I need to do it fair and square and you losing right here because of an emergency isn't going help you overcome your problems, This tank is on Eighty percent we can share it till we get to the top does that sound good

Josee:....Yeah...it does (Wipes tear off her eyes)

Mickey: Good....also if you do anything Adam is just around the corner with a army of fish.

Josee: Wouldn't dream of it (Both she and Mickey ducks back into the water)

  • Wooden Island Raft (12:08 Am)

(Neighbours Penalty: 14:00)


(Crimson, Adam, Xavier and Brody swim up)

Geoff: Phew close call dude

Zayla: What happened down there ?

Xavier: I got stuck in a hole in the cave. Manged to get out thanks to Brod

Brody: Aww thanks dude, Now to the chill zone

(Both teams take a jet ski each and drive off)

Adam: (Looks around) Where's Mickey ?

Crimson: Did he get lost in the cave ?

Giselle: (Presses headphone) Mickey can you hear us ?

(Mickey swims up with Josee)

Jacques: (Gasps) Josee (Helps her out of the water) I was so worried

Josee: Forget what you just heard back there cramp it and drive

(Ice Dancers drive off on a jet ski)

Jay: You saved her ?

Mickey: (Nods)

Adam: You saved our mortal enemy ?

Mickey: I hate to disappoint you guys but we can't leave them behind.

Giselle: Were not disappointed

Adam: (Hugs Mickey) I'm amazed you've grown this strong already ?

Mickey: Strong ?

Jay: Yeah you put aside any grudge you had with them just to help them out of a dangerous situation.

Ennui: I takes guts and strength to do such a thing

Mickey: Thanks...

Adam: (Looks around) Josee didn't even say thanks did she ?

Crimson: They drove off and we need to overtake them quickly !

(Goths, Determination twins and Fairy Tale impostors drive off)

  • Chill Zone (12:22 Am)

(Neighbours Penalty: 00:02)

(Alarm goes off)

Don: Penalty over

(Neighbours step on the carpet of completion)

Don: Wow..This has to be like the third time that a penalised team still got First place or something.

Rebecca: Jack I'm so sorry about sabotaging them, I let myself get the better of me...

Jack: (Sighs) You resorted to the very thing they would do.....I don't really have much to say

(Surfers and Mysterious Friends arrive at the carpet of completion)

Don: Surfer Dudes Second Place, Mysterious Friends Third Place

Xavier: Final Six alright !

Brody: Yeah.......VICTORY HUG

Don, Xavier And Zayla: NOOOOPE (Get bear hugged by Geoff and Brody)

Zayla: Wait did you just call us Mysterious Friends again ?

Don: New Daters started getting old so forget I changed your name back

Xavier: (Hugs Don)

Don: STOP IT !

  • Ocean (12:25 Am)

Jay: (Driving the jet ski)

Giselle: (Driving the jet ski)

Jacques: (Driving the jet ski)

Ennui: (Driving the jet ski)

Don: Who's going all the way and who's going to get left behind.

Adam: Hey you know that video game where your driving and you can pick up item and throw it at the other car.

Josee: (Picks up turtle shell and throws it at them)

Adam: (Ducks shell) SEE

Crimson: (Throws banana peel)

Jacques: (The banana peel hits him in the face) AHHH (He steers the Jetski which crashes into the Fairy tale Impostors jet ski)

(Both their jet ski's crash onto the sand)

(Determination twins and Goths park their jet skis onto the shore)

(All four teams rush into the changing room)

Adam And Giselle: (Are the first to exit the change rooms and run)

(Goths run out of the changing room second)

(Determination Twins and The Ice Dancers then exit the changing room)

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Jay: (Running)

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Adam: (Running)

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Crimson: (Running)

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Jacques: (Running)

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(Adam and Giselle reach the chill zone)

Don: Fairy Tale Impostors Forth Place !

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Ennui: (Running)

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Mickey: (Running)

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Josee: (Running) (She picks up a coconut)

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Josee: (Throws it at the Determination Twins)

Mickey: Huh

BANG !

Mickey: (Is hit in the back of the head by the coconut) (It breaks his headgear in half as he falls to the floor)

Jay: MICKEY ! (Stops and runs over to him)

(Jacques and Josee run past laughing)

Adam: HEY WHAT THE FUCK ! (Lunges at the Ice Dancers but misses and hits the sand)

  • Confessional (Geoff And Brody)

(A Purple bar appears at the bottom saying Geoff And Brody "Surfer Dudes")

Geoff: DUDE After Mickey just helped her with her phobia

Brody: Super uncool Ice guys

  • Confessional (Zayla And Xavier)

(A Dark Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Zayla And Xavier "Mysterious Friends")

Xavier: Right after Mickey helped her stay in the game and like staying alive.

Zayla: How is karama letting this slip by (Shakes her crystal ball)

  • Confessional (Josee And Jacques)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Josee And Jacques "Ice Dancers")

Josee: Just because he got all soft doesn't mean I have to.

  • Confessional (Giselle And Adam)

(A Pink bar appears at the bottom saying Giselle And Adam "Fairy Tale Impostors")

Adam: This is exactly the kind of crud that humans do that seriously make me consider sending my wolf tribe to war with them !

Giselle: Josee was so vulnerable when she was down there and SHE DOES THIS IN RETURN ?!

  • Chill Zone (12:25 Am)

Ennui: (Running and turns over to hear the commotion) (Before he can step on the carpet of completion he stops running)

Crimson: Ennui ? (Stops running)

(The Goths stand right infront of the carpet of completion but they haven't step on it yet)

(The Ice Dancers run to the carpet of completion)

Don: Fifth place Ice Dancers

(The Goths then turn around and walks over to the Twins)

Don: Ummm Goths where are you doing ?

Mickey: (He no longer has his headgear one) Ouch....my head....I feel burning

Jay: How many fingers am I holding up (Holds up two fingers)

Adam: Two

Jay: (Deadpan) I was asking Mickey that

Mickey: Five ?

(The Goths walk over to Mickey)

Adam: Goths call the AMBERLAMBS !

Giselle: Ambulance Senapi

Crimson: (Picks up Mickey)

Adam: Wut ?

Mickey: Wait what are you doing ?

Ennui: After what you just did today for the Ice Dancers you don't deserve to go home (He and Crimson walk off carrying Mickey)

Jay: Wait ! (Runs after the Goths)

Don: What's going on ?

Crimson: (Drops Mickey onto the carpet of completion)

Jay: You don't have to do this for us we lost !

Ennui: We never crossed the carpet of completion (Pushes Jay onto the carpet of completion)

Jay: (Stumbles back onto the carpet of completion)

Don: And Determination Twins in Sixth, Second last place

Mickey: You...just gave up your chance in the race ?

Crimson: We won something better then the double million (She and Ennui both hold hands)

Ennui: We learned to accept each other for who we are thanks to the other teams.

Don: Just for safe check though Mickey I'm gonna take you to the medical tent now.

Mickey: Sounds fair.....Thanks Crimson, Ennui (Walks off) We'll avenge you

Jacques: You feeling better after all that steam today Josee

Josee: I guess.....were still here which matters most.

Jacques: You threw a coconut at Mickey

Josee: I guess you have a problem with that

Jacques:....Just as long as we don't get caught

Giselle: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT !

Jacques: Uh oh

Giselle: HE SAVED YOUR LIFE AND YOU REPAY HIM BY BREAKING HIS HELMET !?

Josee: That was then this is now, The rest of you were going to leave me in that cave, I'm winning this and I will do whatever has to be done Giselle.

Giselle: (Tries to cat scratch them both but Jack and Rebecca hold her back)

Don: (Walks over to the Goths) Crimson, Ennui....rabbit

Loki:............

Don: Your the last to arrive.....well not really since you went back to help the twins and let them stay in the race which was very noble of you but you know the last place rule......So I thought I would be saying this on day one but here it is, You've been eliminated.

Crimson: Were fine with it.

Don: I wish you the best of luck in whatever circus or cult you end up in, Wait you are ?

Ennui: We got to learn the person behind the make up and we don't have to be afraid anymore....(Smiles)

Don: Don't smile now your just scaring me.

Loki: (Smiles)

Don: Your unusual positivity is startling me

Crimson: (Smiles, She and Ennui hug) Want a hug Don ?

Don: (Loud pithch scream) OKAY go away now this is creeping me out, SHOO !

Ennui And Crimson: (They both walk off down the beach shore)

Josee: (High fives Jacques as the Goths walk past them) You only have yourselves to blame

Loki: (Does cutthroat mimic towards the Ice Dancers)

Jacques: (Le Gasp)

Don: Week Five has finished and our final week draws closer, Wanna know who's going next, Keep watching The Remarkable Race

  • Montage (Crimson And Ennui)

Crimson: I'm glad we went to Transylvania

Ennui: Finland and Sweden too they were both epic

Crimson: We could always go back to Vegas I guess if we need the money

Ennui: We should visit the Abnormal's, Tags and Youtubers someday too.

Crimson: Yeah I liked them, Loki does too, I hope the Ice Dancers get what they deserve

  • Beach

(Crimson and Ennui walk off into the sunset)

Ennui: I hope they get worse then that

Crimson: I love it when you get vengeful but I'm sure Adam is bound to make things much worse for them.

Loki: (Does wolf like rabbit screech)

  • Credits

(This Will Play At the End of Each Episode)

(Camera Flies around the Place)

(Camera Shows the Air Port)

Attendant: (Stands There)

(All Thirty Pairs Run Past the Attendant)

(Camera Follows the Pairs into the Plane)

Noah And Emma: (Standing by the Bathroom door talking)

Owen: (Charges Past and Accidentally knocks them Over as he Closes the Bathroom Door)

Emma: (Gets Up)

Kitty: (Taking a Selfie With Lorenzo And Chet Who are Glaring at each Other)

(The Photo Shows Chet about to Tackle Lorenzo)

Emma: (Takes Phone off Kitty And Throws it out the plane window)

(Camera Follows the Phone Free Falling)

Mickey And Jay: (Are In Mid Air Using a Parachute)

(The Phone Hits their Parachute and they Crash land into the Ocean of Australia)

Shawn: (Rides By on A Emu Going Very Fast)

Jasmine: (Climbs Up Ayers Rock)

Calvin: (Already at the top of the Rock Eating Vegemite)

Cory: (Throws Boomerang)

(The Camera Follows the Boomerang All the Way to Brazil)

Chef: (Swings Across the Cliff on A Vine Holding Chris)

(Boomerang flies by and cuts the Rope)

Chef And Chris: (Fall down into the River)

(Boomerang Continues to Fly)

Laurie, Miles, Dawn and Tabby: (All Sit their Meditating)

(The Boomerang Flies to a Icy Field)

Josee And Jacques: (Skating Away)

Jake And Sydney: (Tries to Skate past them but the Boomerang knocks them out)

Josse And Jacques: (Then Leap into the air this changes the scene to France Where they Gracefully land on the Carpet)

Giselle: (Happily Sighs at Jacques)

Adam.W: (Frowns And But then Gets Idea)

Adam.W: (He and Giselle Run down the Street)

Tom And Jen: (Checking the Clothing Bags they Brought)

Adam.W: (Rushes by with Giselle Causing clothes to fly out of the bag and land on Tom and Jen)

Jen: (Is Now Wearing Tom's Clothes)

Tom: (Is Now Wearing Jen's Clothes)

Adam.W: (Puts his Hand over the Camera and then moves it changing the scene from France to a Beach)

Geoff: (Surfs by on a Surf Board)

Brody: (Crashes his Surf Board and Lands on Ellody and Mary)

Devin: (Gets out of the Water)

Carrie: (Hugs Devin)

Devin: (Is Confused)

Geoff: (Puts His Hat over the Camera Channing the Scene of a Beach to Transilvania)

Gerry: (Holding a Flash Light)

Crimson And Ennui: (Pop Up from a Coffin)

Pete: (Gets a Heart Attack from their Sudden Pop up)

Pete: (Gets up)

Leonard: (Aims His Wand at Crimson And Ennui)

Tammy: (Plays Ocarina)

Crimson: (Stares at the Camera until the Scene Changes to A Desert)

Zane And Sarah: (Spying on People)

Axel And Tori: (Climb onto a Camel and then jump off it and grab onto a Pyramid's Ledge

Sarah: (Ships it)

Noah.M: (Slides down the Pyramid and Knocks Axel and Tori off it)

Joanne: (Looks Annoyed at Noah.M)

Noah.M: (Shrugs)

Trixie And Ludwig: (Drive By on a Dune Buggies racing each other)

Krystal and Ben: (Run After The Dune Buggies Since there controlling it)

Zane: (Ships it)

Krystal: (Throws Pie at Zane)

(The Camera follows the Dune Buggies as they arrive at the Train Station)

Sanders: (Gives Ludwig and Trixie A Speeding ticket)

Mac Arthur: (Places Wanted Poster of the ice Dancers on the wall and then kicks the train door down)

Harold: (Picks his Nose)

Steve: (Drops Smoke Bomb)

(The Smoke Covers the Screen which changes the location to a Rock Concert)

Dwayne: (Is backstage practising Air guitar but is doing it terribly

Dwayne Jr: (Facepalms)

(Rock, Spud, Adam.T, Oskar, Beardo and Trent are all seen on the stage rocking it out)

(Purple Fire then appears behind them)

Rock: (Does a Stage Dive)

Trent: (Stage Dives)

Spud: (Stages Dives for Choco Oink)

Adam.T: (Is Tackled by Fan Girls)

Oskar: (Small laugh Until his Guitar catches on Fire)

Beardo: (Mimics Bow Noise)

Xavier And Zayla: (Are on the roof)

Xavier: (Fires a Zip Line bow and then zip lines down on it)

Zayla: (Looks into the Crystal Ball)

(The Crystal Ball glows Pink)

(The Camera then zooms into the Crystal Ball and then zooms out showing the Airport again with All 31 teams outside posing)

Don: (Gets Camera out and takes a Picture)

(The Screen then flashes With the Words in Gold Saying " The Remarkable Race"

Episode 30: Cod of Done Better

Cod of Done Better
Season 3, Episode 30
Cod of Done Better
Date United States: 9th June 2017

Australia: 10th June 2017

World Location Nassau, The Bahamas → Cần Thơ, Vietnam
Challenge(s) * A three-team "Superteam" must catch six catfish.
  • Traverse trap-filled war tunnels
Winner(s) Read And Find Out
Eliminated Read And Find Out
Episode Guide
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(The Remarkable Race Logo Appears for Two Seconds and then goes to the Intro)

Don:  Last week on the Remarkable Race.

Don: Our Super Seven teams found maps and searched for under water treasure.

Don: A Challenge that for Josee, Brody and Xavier seemed impossible to finish

Don: It was another photo finish at the carpet but the Goths came in last and were cut from the race and this will be the last time our teams rest up.'

Don: The Ice Dancers, The Mysterious Friends, The Neighbours, The Surfers, The Determination twins and The Fairy Tale Impostors.

Don: These final six teams have battled it out in twenty nine countries and crossed way too many timezones so far, Now the real challenge begins.

Don: It's the beginning of the final week which means from this moment on it's a nonstop race to the finish line, Teams who slow down will get left behind welcome to part one of the four part GRAND FINALE of the most stupendous television show ever THIS IS.............THE REMARKABLE RACE ! (Winks the sparkle flashes at the screen which goes to the opening)

* Opening

(The Camera Shows a Globe Until A Ticket Appears which then Zooms in and Changes to Five Columns, One of A Snowy Background, City Background, Desert Background,Jungle Background And Mountain Background)

Snow: (The Shadows of Owen, Noah, Mickey, Jay, Krystal, Trixie, Ludwig, Ben, Josse, Jacques, Beardo And Trent Can be Seen Running in the Blue Background)

City: (The Shadows of Tom, Jen, Zane, Sarah, Emma, Kitty, Devin, Carrie, Jack, Rebecca, Ellody, Mary, Calvin And Cory Can be Seen Running in the Purple Background)

Desert: (The Shadows of Axel, Tori, Tabby, Dawn, Shawn, Jasmine, Zayla, Xavier, Rock, Spud, Oskar And Adam.T Can be Seen Running In the Yellow Back Ground)

Jungle: (The Shadows of Chef, Chris, Laurie, Miles, Chet, Lorenzo, Adam.W, Giselle, Ennui, Crimson, Brody and Geoff Can be Seen Running In the Green Background)

Mountain: (The Shadows of Dwayne, Dwayne Jr, Jake, Sydney, Noah.M, Joanne, Tammy, Leonard, Pete, Gerry, Steve, Harold, Sanders And Mac Arthur Can Be Seen Running In The Orange Background)

(The Camera Then Goes Back to the World Map where Dots appear on certain Countries and Begin Connecting to other Countries)

(A Photo a France, Australia, Mexico and Japan Are placed down)

(Then The Camera Changes to Three Columns One of a Plane, Train And Bus)

(A Taxi Then Drives Up and the Camera Zooms into A pitch black screen)

(The Image of Each Pair Appear with Their Team Colour background on the Screen All together There Are Five Rows)

Top Row: Rock/Spud, Jake/Sydney, Ellody/Mary, Jay/Mickey, Jacques/Josse, Oskar/Adam.T

2nd Top Row: Calvin/Cory, Sarah/Zane, Ben/Ludwig, Krystal/Trixie, Tom/Jen, Brody/Geoff

Mid Row: Harold/Steve, Carrie/Devin, Leonard/Tammy, Giselle/Adam.W Jasmine/Shawn, Beardo/Trent

2nd Bottom Row: Joanne/Noah.M, Rebecca/Jack, Laurie/Miles, Emma/Kitty, Owen/Noah, Gerry/Pete, Xavier/Zayla

Bottom Row: Crimson/Ennui, Axel/Tori, Chet/Lorenzo, Sanders/Mac Arthur, Dwayne/Dwayne Jr. Dawn/Tabby, Chef/Chris

(The Screen Then Flashes To a Globe With The Title "The Remarkable Race" on it)

* Starting Point (9:30 Pm)

Don: Welcome back to the Bahamas where our final six have entered our sixth and final week of the Remarkable Race....boy has this show gone on for a while. 

Rebecca: Bright side we've been away from school for a while and the jerks back there

Don: Happy to help you then, Now care to collect the first travel tip.

Jack: (Walks in, There are Flamingos all over him)

Don:........

Jack: I tried to feed them.......

Don: Ah see our camera crew tried that too since there bird nerds but now there in the infirmary from the Flamingo swarm..

Rebecca: (Presses the Don Box and grabs the tip) Travel to KANTO.........oh Can Tho Vietnam

Don: You sound disappointed there ?

Jack: That first part jinxed us.

* Globe

(The Camera zooms out of the Bahamas and moves east to Vietnam)

Don: Can Tho is not only is it a great name for a fictional fantasy world

(Image of the Vietnam flag is shown)

Don: It's also the largest city in Vietnam's thriving Mekong delta

(Image of a village near a river is shown)

Don: Teams will find their next tip here along the Mekong river, Where the fish are plentiful and pungent

* Starting Point (9:34 Pm)

Jacques: (Presses the don box)

* Confessional (Jacques and Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Josee: Bottom Two AGAIN !

Jacques: But atleast another team got eliminated the Goths are gone for good now.

Josee: That's true and we did that, Cause they got soft on the Twins who are without a doubt next to bite the dust and I won't even have to try.

  • Starting Point (9:39 Pm)

Mickey: (High fives Don in the face)

Don: Ouch

Mickey: Did the tip come out ?

Jay: That's not the Don Box

Don: Are you alright Mickey ?

Mickey: Yes Don box I'm all alright(High fives Don again in the face)

  • Confessional (Jay) (Beach background)

Jay: Mickey's head gear broke and now he has to go on without it.

Mickey: I can still do this Jay, My vision might be blurry but that hasn't stooped me before

Jay: You just slapped Don in the face six times on Television mistaking him for the Don Box.

Mickey: Huh....

  • Road (9:43 Pm)

Super Jack: (Holds up a sign, "Will fight crime for a taxi")

Geoff: (Waves hat around) TAXI !

Adam: (Barks)

Brody: Dude none of them are stopping at all.

Zayla: (Notices a Ferry back from the beach view) Hey Xav did the travel tip say we had to take a taxi.

Xavier: It just said travel there.....wait (Gets an Idea)

(Ice Dancers and Determination Twins arrive)

Mickey: Hey Super Jack how's it going (High fives and accidentally hits Jacques in the back)

Jacques: AHH, What was that for ?

Rebecca: Your seriously asking that ?

Giselle:............

Mickey: (A Taxi stops in-front of Mickey) Here we go Taxi Let's go Jay (Grabs Zayla and drags her into the taxi)

Zayla: Huh (Is pulled into the taxi which drives off)

Jay:............

Xavier:.........

Adam: That coconut did a big number on him (Leers at Ice Dancers)

Josee: You were going to expect me to just lose ?

Giselle: Atleast not pick on the weak.

Jay: Umm I'm right here (Deadpan)

Josee: Hush toothpick the strong are talking.

(Suddenly a flock of flamingos fly over and attack Jacques and Josee)

Jacques: AHHH PINK FALMOS (He and Josee run off)

Xavier: (Claps) Perfectly done.

Adam: I could do better.

Xavier: You wish you could

Adam:........ 

Giselle: Wait where's the Neighbours and Surfers ?

Don: Heading to the Airport which you might want to do before you get left behind

Adam: Flamingos distracted us

Xavier: Your yelling did !

Giselle: TAXI !

  • Ferry (9:52 Pm)

Geoff: CRUISE TO THE AIRPORT WOOH (Drinks Lemonade from a glass) Gotta thank Xavier for the idea hahahahaha

Super Jack: (Trying to go low under the Limbo line)

Party Guests: OH SUPER JACK'S GONNA DO IT

Super Jack: (Makes it to the end)

Party Guests: AHAHAHAH THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN ! (Celebrate with Super Jack)

(Brody and Rebecca relax in the lawn chairs)

Brody: And so we had this crazy idea during holidays that we should fill the pool with soda and then drop a box load of mentos into it.

Rebecca: An entire pool of soda ?

Brody: It was wicked you should of been there, So Geoff got a surf boarded and surfed in the soda pool while it w as fizzing up, but then BOOM the soda bursts from the pool and flooded the entire neighbourhood. The whole street smelled like soda for that whole week.

Rebecca: Amusing story I don't really drink Soda because of my teeth.

Brody: No worries bro, Teeth are like super important too.

  • Taxi (9:54 Pm)

Mickey: Your not Jay ?

Zayla: You realise that now ?

Mickey: I'm so sorry I can't really see well after yesterday.

Zayla: Are you sure you should still be here if your not well ?

Mickey: I can still do this, The doctor told me the effect wears off in 24 hours. Is Xavier gonna be alright ?

Zayla: He used to be a hunter he knows how to survive in the wild (Laughs) He doesn't need me to survive.

Mickey: Do you think the Ice Dancers are going to win ?

Zayla: The Ball has already showed me that answer, Which I cannot say

Mickey: Why ?

Don: Because I gave her $40 not to spoil the show.

Mickey: Make sense

  • Airport (9:57 Pm)

Jacques: RUN, TO THE AIRPORT (He and Josee run into the airport and slam the door shut)

(Horde of flamingos fly and crash into the door)

Josee: (Runs over to the counter) Tickets to Vietnam HURRY !

(The Flamingos try to ram the door down with the trash can)

  • Globe (9:57 Pm)

(Plane icon moves from the Bahamas to Vietnam)

Don: All Six teams are aboard the same flight to Vietnam

  • Airport (8:57 Am)

(Vietnam's timezone is 11 hours ahead of Bahamas)

(There are four taxi's outside the airport)

Don: Once they land it will be a race to find taxis.

(All Six teams run out of the airport)

Xavier: Hush !

Josee: Run !

Geoff: GO !

(Ice Dancers, Fairy Tale Impostors, Neighbours and Surfer Dudes each get one of the taxis)

Mickey: Taxi (Runs into a street pole)

Xavier: Great tied for last place last already

Jay: Wait look !

(There are two big tourist bikes parked in the taxi zone which are being driven by local children)

Xavier: How old are they ?

Mickey: Old enough to get us to the Don Box (He and Jay hop onto one of the bikes)

Zayla: This has to be a breach in child rights, There like eight or ten going around riding tourists !

Xavier: How much money do you think they get from the tourists.?

Zayla: Hmmm I should host more fortune telling shows outside airports. (Gives the kid $100) You shouldn't have to be doing this, Go use this to help your family and education

(The kid runs off)

Xavier: He just went into an alleyway.

Zayla: (Hops onto the bike) Let's just go back to the challenge !

  •  Confessional (Xavier And Zayla)

(A Dark Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Zayla And Xavier "Mysterious Friends")

Zayla: I have a great amount of empathy for children and families who don't have much, Back with my romani tribe I used to work nine hours on performances to earn money for my family.

  • Mekong river (9:02 Am)

(Taxis arrive at the river) 

Josee: (Exits her taxi with Jacques) Bye bye see you at the (Is tackled by Super Jack)

Super Jack: Got ya.

Jacques: Ah let us go !

Adam: Nope were beating you to the don box.

Josee: You wouldn't dare !

Giselle: Move and I'll take the glove off.

Adam: You don't want to see Giselle when she takes the glove off.

Josee: We survived worse why would we be afraid ?

Giselle: BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH WEIGHT ON YOUR SHOULDERS FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID IN THIS RACE !

Rebecca: (Presses the Don box)

Jacques: It is a race, A Race is a competition and competition means verus not team up

Rebecca: (Reads the tip) Oh boy......Jacques you just jinxed yourself

Jacques: Quelle ?

Super Jack: (Gets up) A Super Team ?

Adam: (Grabs the tip off Rebecca and reads it) A super team challenge, Three teams must go cat-fish noodling together ?

Josee: Oh no !

Don: Oh Yes ! (Floats by on a boat) Cat fish noodling 

Adam: DON what's a catfish !?

'Don: (Ignores Adam) Is a local fishing technique using' fingers as bait for enormously gross Catfish.

Adam: Don ?!

Don: "ADAM STOP" I'm busy, In this super team challenge team must work in groups of three and collectively noodle six catfish to receive their next tip. Added bonus just like in Spain if a super team catches the Remarkable race branded catfish they'll receive a zip it ticket, Skip the next challenge and go straight to today's chill zone and get a five hour advantage in our next episode because teams no longer rest up at the chill zone they'll be going straight to the next airport, Last team to arrive will be heading home.

  • Mekong river (9:03 Am)

Josee: Well once again it looks like we have to....work together

Adam: Nope, We can just wait for the next team to arrive and then start the challenge.

Jacques: Who knows how long there going to take.

Rebecca: If we do this your doing the fish work

Jacques:..........

* Confessional (Josee And Jacques)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Josee And Jacques "Ice Dancers")

Jacques: I can't stand fish there so slimy and wiggly.

Josee: Too bad we need that branded fish to guarantee another gold. Even if it means helping the other teams then so be it.

  • Mekong river (9:06 Am)

Giselle: Can we make a compromise ?

Josee: We get branded fish and head to the chill zone, We take gold and you four get to stay for one last day.

Jacques: You hunted animals in the wild before right Adam

Adam: Not cat and fish fusioned ones.

Jack: One condition, Jacques has to wear this (Gives Jacques a sombrero)

Jacques: Fine but we have to swap coats then

Rebecca: Where is this going ?

Jacques: I don't know but I do like this jacket

Jack: Same. 

Josee: Okay then Team Gold to the Boat ! (The three teams run over to the docks)

(Mysterious Friends and Determination twins arrive)

Mickey: There's the Don Box (Runs right the Don Box and runs right into the lake)

Jay:........

Xavier: (Presses the Don Box and reads the tip) Super Team challenge.

Zayla: When there's a Super team there's always a zip it ticket.

Jay: We gotta find it then, Once we find our third team..

Xavier: Oh we already found them the second the challenge was announced (Smirks, turns around and points to the docks)

Geoff: (Hangs by the dock with Brody) (Smirks and waves) Over here dudes

Brody: (Carries Mickey out of the lake)

Zayla: (To Xavier) Did you foresee that ?

Xavier: I sensed the aura of garlic sandwiches from a mile away (Runs over to join the Surfers by the docks)

Jay: What makes them cat fish ?

Brody: Maybe the fish love yarn balls.

(The team drive the boat to the middle of the lake)

  • Mekong river (North) (9:11 Am)

(Adam, Josee and Rebecca are swimming around looking for catfish)

Jack: (Dives into the water)

Jacques: (Slowly puts diamond glove on)

Giselle:...........

Josee: What are you two doing, Get in here and noodle up some fish !

Giselle: Gomensai... my dress isn't water proof

Josee: Rebecca is in here and she isn't complaining.

Rebecca: Did you just compliment me ?

Giselle: I can stay up here and just watch out for catfish

Josee: Your not going to catch any of them up there, Ugh for the love of gold, There just FISH and take off those gloves !

Jacques: Never, I'll stick my bare hand in a ant glove but not in a fishes mouth there too cold and slimy and I don't want my fingers bitten off.

Jack: Have any spare gloves ?

Jacques: (Gives Jack a pair of gloves)

  • Mekong river (South) (9:13 Am)

Geoff: Okay this looks like a rad spot for fishing.

Jay: We have to use our hands remember.

Zayla: Well if the locals do it then it has to be safe right ?

Jay: Yeah, Okay Mickey toss the fish bait

Mickey: Gotcha (Grabs the bucket and throws the fish bait)

SPLAT !

Mickey: (Turns around)

(Jay, Brody, Zayla, Xavier and Geoff are all covered in fish bait)

Zayla: Can I ask why we gave the vision impaired kid to do something that required sight?

Xavier: Forget this, Geoff CANNON BOMB !

Geoff: CANNON BOMB (He and Xavier cannon bomb into the river)

Jay: (Jumps into the river)

Brody: (Cannon bombs into the lake)

Mickey:.........

Zayla: You'll need to stay up here

Mickey: But I gotta do something ?!

Zayla: Then just dip your fingers into the lake and pull anything that bites, I'll be close by if you fall in. (Hops into the water)

  • Mekong river (North) (9:14 Am)

Adam: (Tackles a catfish under the water)

Rebecca: (Wiggles fingers in the water)

Jack: (Catfish catches his hand) AHh got one !

Jacques: Pass it here (He and Jack place it onto the boat)

Josee: (Swims around)

Jack: Aren't you coming in.

Jacques: I'm having seconds thought of going anywhere near the slimy fish.

Josee: Just get in WE NEED THAT ZIP IT TICKET !

Giselle: Your going to scare the fish that voice.

Josee: They've probably already hiding after seeing that pink dress.

Giselle:......(Throws fish bait at Josee)

Josee: Real mature

(The cat fish on their boat flops off and tackles Josee)

Josee: AHHH !

Adam: (Whisltes) Mewo fish over here

Cat fish: (Swims off)

Rebecca: There goes our only cat fish.........

Josee: Her fault she threw the bait at me.

Giselle: I'd say you deserve it

Josee: Right so then I guess I deserve to lose to, Which means YOU lose too !

Rebecca: Alright stop stop, look at the other team...this bickering is making us lose

(There are three cat fish on the other teams boat)

Geoff: (Catches cat fish with his hand) AHH GOT ONE !

Xavier: (Pulls the cat fish off Geoff hand and places it onto the boat) Fine catch sir

Geoff: Indeed Rave-Xav (High fives Xavier)

Jay: Epic only two more to go !

Jacques: They've almost complete the challenge.....How much catfish do we have ?

Adam: (Catches a catfish) I got one (Puts it onto the boat)

Jack: Ahh see, Ice Dancer notices the secret their using

Josee: There....cooperating....ugh I was not born with that gene.

Adam: Okay so we hate each other

Josee: Absolutely

Adam: Okay so what if we focus our hate on them rather then us.

Josee: Alright then, Giselle, Rebecca, Jack a truce ?

Jack: Truce (Shakes Josee's hand)

Giselle: And Apolgoise to Mickey

Josee: Fine.

(The other teams boat swims by)

Xavier: (Whistles)

Adam: Grrrrrr

Mickey: Hey Adam.....ummm

Josee: Mickey, Thanks for saving us last episode and...(Sighs) Sorry about hitting you.

Xavier: (Cat fish jumps into Xavier's arm) Number five.

Adam: Rigged

Xavier: Jealous ?

Adam: I've been animal calling my whole life and you apparently learned it within five episodes.

Zayla: When you have magic and nature together all is possible my furry one.

Adam: Magic isn't real

Zayla: Excuse me ?

Adam: What type of animal hunting manipulation are you using on them !

Jack: Keep them distracted we'll continue fishing

Jay: I'm so lost what ?

Xavier: It's called talking, ever used it before?

Adam: YES AND I'll PROVE IT NATURE IMPOSTOR !

Giselle: Senpai......?

Xavier: Impostor that's so rich coming from the team that has Impostor in it !

Adam: (Makes very loud fish noises) BLOOP BLOOP !

Xavier: (Makes even louder fish noises) GLOP GLOP !

Brody: ?

Jacques: ?

Jack: Remember when this was about racing ?

(The Cat-fish start to go crazy in the river)

(All five Cat-fish from Xavier's boat jump into the river)

Geoff: (Gasp) They FISH'd US !

Josee: Adam How did you do that ?!

Adam: I'm not sure, But you know that means I will always be the Number one animal whisper !

(The lone Cat-fish from Adam's boat jumps into the river)

Geoff: (Catches the Cat-Fish)

Jay: You scared our fish away ?

Josee: Your hunter boy started it.

Geoff: Oh man it's over.......

Xavier: Not yet we can still

Geoff: (Dramatic) No Xavier they've wrecked us were toast (Shows Xavier something that's on the Cat-Fish)

Xavier:.................

Giselle: Geoff were sorry we didn't mean to.....

Xavier: (Looks at the Cat-Fish) He's right we've.....lost....we better swim back to the dock now.

Rebecca: Your giving up ?

Josee: Well that worked better then I expected

(The Cat fish Geoff is holding drops the Zip-It Ticket)

Xavier: THANK YOU FOR THAT ADAM, I glady accept losing the title of Animal whisperer to you (Grabs the Zip it Ticket)

Josee: Wait that was our fish, GIVE THAT BACK YOU BL- (Tries to Jump Xavier but blasted back by the water spat out from the Catfish)

Mickey: I accept your apology Josee, Seeya (Jay, Geoff, Zayla, Brody and Xavier climb onto the boat which sails off)

Adam: We had that Zip it ticket all along ?

Josee: Jacques you were suppose to inspect the Catfish !

Jacques: It looked too ugly and slimy

Rebecca: Wait Adam try the fish call again, We could get this done faster

Adam: GLOP GLOP !

Jack: (Catches a Cat-Fish)

Giselle: (Dips her fingers into the river) EEEEEEEE (Gets two Cat-Fish) 

Jacques: (Grabs the two Cat fish with his diamond gloves) Three !

Cat-Fish: (Spews on Jacque's hands)

Jacques: EeeeeeeeeEEEEEE I PAID Four hundred Euro for these Glove !

Josee: (Catches a Cat-Fish)

Rebecca: (Catches another Cat-Fish)

Adam: Why didn't I think of this before.

Josee: (Wiggles fingers)

ZING !

Josee:....(Jumps back) UGH I JUST GOT STUNG !

Jacques: (Gasps) !

Jack: Hold on Josee

Adam: (Tackles the tricky Cat-Fish)

Josee: (Breathing heavily) (She looks at her hand which is going purple and has several Spine spikes on it) (Jack and Jacques drag her into the boat)

Adam: (Puts the last Cat-Fish onto the boat) That's six

Giselle: To the Dock she's going into shock !

  • Dock (9:18 Am)

Josee: (Sits on the wooden bridge twitching)

Rebecca: (Uses a tweezer to pull the spine spikes off Josee's leg)

Josee: OUCH !

Jacques: Hold still Josee (Cleans the wound with water and puts a band-aid on it) That's solved.

Rebecca: I would recommended applying hot water on it later

Josee: Why are you helping me ?

Rebecca: Were a super team for now...plus I learned how to treat stings at school

Josee: Were the kids at your school annoying brats ?

Rebecca: Yeah.....

Josee:.....Huh that has to suck...

Rebecca: It does......

Jacques: Can you imagine all the people who made fun of me for wearing this !

Jack: You made fun of my outfit back in China

Jacques: I did......?

Josee: Well you probably insulted ice skating

Rebecca: I liked Ice skating I even tried it back in grade seven

Josee: You tried it ?

Rebecca: I did but I gave up after three classes I kept falling and most people laughed

Josee: (Gets up and walks over to Rebecca) They made fun of Ice skating !

Rebecca: (Nods)

Josee:......Ugh now I'm remembering my ice skating class in high school.

Rebecca: But you won gold medals and all

Josee: I earned those from my skating career. When we've won again then I can rebuilt my glory

Giselle:.........

Rebecca: But you ticked off everyone including the fans

Josee: Racing fans but not my fans

Giselle: I used to be a fan of yours

Josee:..

Giselle: I understand that fame can pressure you and that you tried your best but at the olympics but you gotta understand winning isn't everything

Josee: Are we seriously having this talk, The other team is heading to the Chill Zone

Adam: Good point (Runs) let's go

  • Chill Zone (9:22 Am)

Don: (Looks at his phone) Hmm yeah I'll re-tweet that 

Geoff: (Slides onto the carpet of completion)

(Brody, Xavier, Jay and Zayla Arrive)

Don: Surfer Dudes first place and Mysterious Friends Second Place

Zayla: Dang once again we got surf'd

Brody: YES WE WON AGAIN (He and Geoff Hug) Your the best man

Geoff: I love you too dude.

Mickey: (Runs in) Guy's Im back

Zayla: You found your way here ?

Mickey: Yeah my blurry vision is starting to fade away I can see again

Don: Well that's great timing Mickey cause you and Jay come in Third place.

Jay: Sweet were in the final five

Don: Speaking of Finals (Walks over to the three team) Your travel tips !

Mickey: So we don't get a break ?

Don: You can rest but I can't make all the teams rest so your gonna have to negotiate with them.

Xavier: (Looks at the travel tip) Back to the USA again.

Geoff: Hey Don how long will it take for the other three to get here

Don: I'd say another 20 minutes.

Zayla: Dinner anyone ?

Xavier: I could go for a snack

Geoff: Sweet let's go downtown market

(Geoff, Zayla, Xavier and Brody all walk off)

Don: Aren't you two going ?

Jay: Adam waited for us before so who are we to not do the same.

  • War Tunnel (9:29 Am)

Josee: Another cave.......WITHOUT AIR

Giselle: Rebecca can you hold Josee's hand, She's freaking out

Rebecca: This is because I opened her air tank ?

Josee: WHAT ?!

Jacques: No time into the cave (All six of them run into the dark cave)

  • Down Town (9:31 Am)

(Brody, Xavier and Zayla are all seated at a stand with cups of noodle soup)

Geoff: (At a phone booth next to them) And after that we've took a cruise down at the Kan tho village and boom we found this wicked district.

Bridgette: (Voice) Sounds like your having fun

Geoff: Yep, After that where heading back to the USA for our next round.

Bridgette: (Voice) Funny I'm at the Sydney airport heading back to America right now

Geoff:......(Looks at his travel tip) Are you taking a plane to Pennsylvania

Bridgette: (Voice) To visit a relative there yeah why do you ask ?

Geoff:.............

Xavier: Geoff you all good ?

Brody: (Accidentally spills hot water on his tank top) AHHHHHHHHH

Geoff: Yeah I'm good dudes (Smiles and gets a idea)

Bridgette: (Voice) My phones about to run out of credit so I'll call you later when I get back, Love ya

Geoff: Love you too (Ends the call) (Notices a jewellery store) (Runs over to the store) This is gonna be the best surprise EVER 

Zayla: Geoff where are you going ?

Brody: AAAAAA WATER BURN (Runs around) (Stop drops and rolls)

Xavier: THAT'S FOR FIRE NOT BURNS ! (Throws ice pack on Brody)

  • War Tunnel (9:36 Am)

Adam: (Walks around) This cave feels unnatural

Jacques: Didn't you live in a cave ?

Adam: Yeah but this one gives off a bad smell and modified look.

Jacques: (Steps on a plate)

(Several darts fire from the walls)

Adam: RUN (He and Jacques run off)

Rebecca: (Holds a match light)

Josee: (Breaths)

Rebecca: Why are you still following me ?

Josee: I don't want to die !

Rebecca: Didn't stop you with Mickey.

Josee: I was not prepare to just lose then what was that rescue suppose to blackmail me into losing

Rebecca: Did you have to break his helmet like a school yard bully ?

Josee: I'M NOT A BULLY !

(Her yelling causes a boulder to roll down the cave)

Josee: IT'S CLOSING IN (Grabs Rebecca and runs)

Jack and Giselle: (Find a exit)

Giselle: This doesn't look right ?

Jack: (Sees the Meakong River) We ran back to the start...

Giselle: AGUH BACK IN (Runs back into the cave with Jack)

Jacques: (Runs around cover in spiders) AHHHH I'M COVERED IN SIX LEGS

Adam: (Sits there chatting with the horde of spiders) And so I was like that's where you wrong kiddo

Rebecca: (Runs and steps on a booby trap which breaks the floor below her) AHHH ! (She loses her balance)

Josee: (Still panicking she charge tackles Rebecca over the trap which sends them both to the other side of the floor)

Rebecca:....Did you just save me ?

Josee: In my defence I was freaked out......(Sighs) And you did heal me....

Rebecca: Guess that makes us even then.

  • Chill Zone (9:40 Am)

(Adam, Jacques, Jack, Giselle, Rebecca and Josee all exit the cave)

Jacques: This is good timing.

Josee: Okay deals done, To the Chill Zone (She and Jacques run)

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(Ice Dancers and Fairy Tale Impostors reach the Carpet of completion)

Don: Ice Dancers Forth place and Fairy Tale Impostors Second last place !

Jack: (Puts on Super Jack mask) No (Jumps back misses the carpet of completion)

Rebecca: (Runs in exhausted)

Don: Well Neighbours it's kinda remarkable that you lasted this long in the first place since you did jump in after Chris and Chef bailed.

Jack: So were cut then ?

Don: I'm afraid so.

Rebecca: (Looks at Josee)

Josee: Oh cut us some slack we didn't do anything today.

Rebecca: No it's fine well I mean your still going down and all but you still show that you can sorta do decent in a team up situation.

Josee: Yeah well...thanks for the sting heals, Look maybe after this race I can teach you a thing or too about ice skating.

Rebecca: Umm maybe when you've quit going evil for good.

Josee: Until the gold is mine.

Jacques: But in a funny way I might miss you since this race has been going on for ages and I got used to getting kicked by you.

Mickey: Take care you two

Jack: Stay stable Mickey

Adam: (Frowns) Goodbye (Waves)

Rebecca: Goodbye (Waves) * Montage (Jack and Rebecca)

Rebecca: Where to start...oh yeah Japan, robo Godzilla was amazing, That's my favourite part honestly.

Jack: Vegas was a crazy time too and then it got really intense during the alliance war after Finland.

Rebecca: If I can take away anything from this show it's that I can do back to school a stronger person.

(Jack and Rebecca walk off down a hill)

  • Down Town (5:32 Pm)

Geoff: (Exits the jewel store with a bag)

Xavier: What did you get ?

Geoff: Nothing....

(Ice Dancers, Determination Twins and Fairy Tale impostors arrive)

Brody: Crud there here we gotta get to the Air !

Giselle: Wait we want to make a deal !

Zayla: During the final five ?

Jay: It's almost night time, I know it's a race an all but are we seriously going to run with no energy ?

Xavier: That's what the airport is for. besides The Ice J's aren't going to rest

Jacques: What if we do ?

Xavier: Your not gonna.

Josee: I saved Rebecca earlier so I can !

Zayla: Okay what about this till 5 o'clock tomorrow then no one is allowed to start the challenge ?

Adam: Deal

* Confessional (Josee and Jacques)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Josee: Today was a lot calmer, Which is what I needed since last episode was heated, Granted maybe I could of did better with the Neighbours and Giselle but it's too late to stop.

Jacques: We came here for one thing and that is for the gold.....Your not gonna abide their sleep agreement are you.

Josee: Hell no (They both laugh)

(Alarm goes off)

Josee: Huh ?

Adam: (Voice from outside) THERE USING THE CONFESSIONAL AT THREE IN THE MORNING

Josee: JACQUES TO THE AIRPORT !

  • Hotel  (3:00 Am)

(Josee and Jacques run out of the hotel screaming)

(Geoff, Zayla, Adam, Xavier, Brody, Giselle, Mickey and Jay chase after the Ice Dancers)

Everyone: TO THE PENNSYLVANIA !

  • Credits

(This Will Play At the End of Each Episode)

(Camera Flies around the Place)

(Camera Shows the Air Port)

Attendant: (Stands There)

(All Thirty Pairs Run Past the Attendant)

(Camera Follows the Pairs into the Plane)

Noah And Emma: (Standing by the Bathroom door talking)

Owen: (Charges Past and Accidentally knocks them Over as he Closes the Bathroom Door)

Emma: (Gets Up)

Kitty: (Taking a Selfie With Lorenzo And Chet Who are Glaring at each Other)

(The Photo Shows Chet about to Tackle Lorenzo)

Emma: (Takes Phone off Kitty And Throws it out the plane window)

(Camera Follows the Phone Free Falling)

Mickey And Jay: (Are In Mid Air Using a Parachute)

(The Phone Hits their Parachute and they Crash land into the Ocean of Australia)

Shawn: (Rides By on A Emu Going Very Fast)

Jasmine: (Climbs Up Ayers Rock)

Calvin: (Already at the top of the Rock Eating Vegemite)

Cory: (Throws Boomerang)

(The Camera Follows the Boomerang All the Way to Brazil)

Chef: (Swings Across the Cliff on A Vine Holding Chris)

(Boomerang flies by and cuts the Rope)

Chef And Chris: (Fall down into the River)

(Boomerang Continues to Fly)

Laurie, Miles, Dawn and Tabby: (All Sit their Meditating)

(The Boomerang Flies to a Icy Field)

Josee And Jacques: (Skating Away)

Jake And Sydney: (Tries to Skate past them but the Boomerang knocks them out)

Josse And Jacques: (Then Leap into the air this changes the scene to France Where they Gracefully land on the Carpet)

Giselle: (Happily Sighs at Jacques)

Adam.W: (Frowns And But then Gets Idea)

Adam.W: (He and Giselle Run down the Street)

Tom And Jen: (Checking the Clothing Bags they Brought)

Adam.W: (Rushes by with Giselle Causing clothes to fly out of the bag and land on Tom and Jen)

Jen: (Is Now Wearing Tom's Clothes)

Tom: (Is Now Wearing Jen's Clothes)

Adam.W: (Puts his Hand over the Camera and then moves it changing the scene from France to a Beach)

Geoff: (Surfs by on a Surf Board)

Brody: (Crashes his Surf Board and Lands on Ellody and Mary)

Devin: (Gets out of the Water)

Carrie: (Hugs Devin)

Devin: (Is Confused)

Geoff: (Puts His Hat over the Camera Channing the Scene of a Beach to Transilvania)

Gerry: (Holding a Flash Light)

Crimson And Ennui: (Pop Up from a Coffin)

Pete: (Gets a Heart Attack from their Sudden Pop up)

Pete: (Gets up)

Leonard: (Aims His Wand at Crimson And Ennui)

Tammy: (Plays Ocarina)

Crimson: (Stares at the Camera until the Scene Changes to A Desert)

Zane And Sarah: (Spying on People)

Axel And Tori: (Climb onto a Camel and then jump off it and grab onto a Pyramid's Ledge

Sarah: (Ships it)

Noah.M: (Slides down the Pyramid and Knocks Axel and Tori off it)

Joanne: (Looks Annoyed at Noah.M)

Noah.M: (Shrugs)

Trixie And Ludwig: (Drive By on a Dune Buggies racing each other)

Krystal and Ben: (Run After The Dune Buggies Since there controlling it)

Zane: (Ships it)

Krystal: (Throws Pie at Zane)

(The Camera follows the Dune Buggies as they arrive at the Train Station)

Sanders: (Gives Ludwig and Trixie A Speeding ticket)

Mac Arthur: (Places Wanted Poster of the ice Dancers on the wall and then kicks the train door down)

Harold: (Picks his Nose)

Steve: (Drops Smoke Bomb)

(The Smoke Covers the Screen which changes the location to a Rock Concert)

Dwayne: (Is backstage practising Air guitar but is doing it terribly

Dwayne Jr: (Facepalms)

(Rock, Spud, Adam.T, Oskar, Beardo and Trent are all seen on the stage rocking it out)

(Purple Fire then appears behind them)

Rock: (Does a Stage Dive)

Trent: (Stage Dives)

Spud: (Stages Dives for Choco Oink)

Adam.T: (Is Tackled by Fan Girls)

Oskar: (Small laugh Until his Guitar catches on Fire)

Beardo: (Mimics Bow Noise)

Xavier And Zayla: (Are on the roof)

Xavier: (Fires a Zip Line bow and then zip lines down on it)

Zayla: (Looks into the Crystal Ball)

(The Crystal Ball glows Pink)

(The Camera then zooms into the Crystal Ball and then zooms out showing the Airport again with All 31 teams outside posing)

Don: (Gets Camera out and takes a Picture)

(The Screen then flashes With the Words in Gold Saying " The Remarkable Race"

Cancellation and Final three episode summary:

My apologise about this everyone but after nearly Twenty one months of writing the Remarkable Race and it conflicting with my progress on other stories I've decided to cancell the remaining three episodes due to running out of ideas on how to continue it since pretty much everything was completed during the fifth and fourth week plus I'm retiring from this wiki since I've moved onto other fandoms but I won't be leaving anything in the dust so I will recap summary the three remaining episodes so everything this concludes.

Episode 31: Highway Havoc

Location: Cần Thơ, Vietnam → Pennsylvania, USA

Summary:

Ice Dancers are persuade by the Fairy Tale Imposotrs on tourist bikes starting right off from Vietnam, Eventually The Ice Dancers lose them but once they get to the airport they find out the last seats were booked out by all four of the teams forcing the Ice Dancers to stay at the airport while Mysterious Friends, Surfer Dudes, Determination Twins and Fairy Tale Impostors take the plane however their flight takes a detour to Turkey due to plane fuel issues causing them to wait on the plane for two extra hours while the Ice Dancers take the next hour flight to the United States. Five go karts are founed at the Pennslyvania airport, Ice Dancers take the yellow kart and drive off to find Reighard's Martin And Oil Company gas station for the Don Box.

Don: For this All In teams must refuel their empty go karts at this gas station best know as the Reighard's Martin And Oil Company which is the oldest gas station in the United States that's still been running since 1909. Once your kart is full you'll earn your next tip.

The Ice Dancers go kart runs out of fuel on the other side of the road forcing them to push their kart across the road to get to the gas station causing serve traffic, This gives the other four teams enough time to arrive in Pennslyvania and take a go kart each (Surfer Dudes take the white go kart, Green go kart for Fairy Tale Impostors, Orange go kart for Determination twins and Blue go kart for Mysterious Friends) The Ice Dancers refuel their go kart but it's tires break off forcing them to fix it while the other four teams refuel their kart. Once their go karts are ready to go their next tip reveals the chill zone to be located at Liberty bell but they all have to take a long highway to get their. The five teams race down the high way while the Ice Dancers but heads with them. The race gets heated until the Ice Dancers bump and knock both the Mysterious friends and surfers off the bridge causing them to fall and land in a jumping castle. Mickey has had enough and knocks the Ice Dancers with a banna peel, Fairy Tale Impostors win the round while the Determination Twins come second, They recive their travel tip and heads to the airport for the final four. The Ice Dancers arrive in Third and Josee now enraged by The twins swear to take them, Adam and Giselle down once and for all...Meawhile Xavier, Brody, Geoff and Zayla realise that this is it one of their teams are next, They both wish each other the best of luck and race to Liberty Bell to avoid elimination.

Zayla: (Rings the liberty bell)

Don: Mysterious friends second last place !

Xavier: (Breaths) we made it.....

(Surfers walk over)

Brody: Okay Don were here, Were ready for the bad news

Don: (Sighs) Geoff....Brody...this hurts worse then any typical anime......you fought the good fight but I have to say it....you've been eliminated.

Geoff: Bummer dude....

Brody: It's over...but it felt so short.

Don: This is the thirtieth episode Brody

Brody: Huh...time does fly by huh ?

Zayla: Feels almost like yesterday were in Belgium, Now it's just us

Xavier: I felt this was going to happen at one point but for real I am going to miss you guys this show is gonna feel booring without you.

Brody: Aww dude you say the sweetest things, (Gives the travel with to Xavier) The other teams are heading for the airport.

Zayla: Oh crap the airport we need to get going

Geoff: One last alliance hug ?

(Geoff, Zayla, Brody and Xavier all form a group hug)

Don: (Joins in on the hug)

Geoff, Zayla, Brody and Xavier:.................?

Don: What I'm genuinely sad too

Geoff, Zayla, Brody and Xavier:.......

Don: It's not creppy for a grown man to hug a bunch of teenagers on television

Brody: Take care Mystery duo

Geoff: We'll be watching you guys at home (He and Brody walk off as Xavier and Zayla rush to the airport to catch upto the other three teams)

The Surfers are eliminated from the compeition and heads home via the airport which they meet Bridgette at how just got back from Australia.

Episode 32: False Gold

Location:  Pennsylvania, USA → Californa, USA

Summary:

The whole atmosphere has gotten less cherry since the Sufers departure, Zayla calls a meeting with Xavier, Jay, Adam, Mickey and Giselle to dicuss how there going to stop the Ice Dancers none of them can come up with a fair plan until Mickey and Adam realise that there on their final strike. The Ice Dancers gloat about their remaining competition and look forward to ending them once and for all. The plane lands down at Disney land where the challenge is to take on every ride at the theme park and take a picture a hidden Remarkacle race logo placed someone on each ride attraction. but since this is a big challenge the teams get to pick a helpers who were previously eliminated from the race, The Determination Twins choose the Sister (Emma And Kitty) to help them, The Mysterous Friends choose the Police Cadets (Sanders And Mac Arthur), The Fairy Tale Impostors choose the Parkour Artists (Tori And Axel) while no team agrees to help the Ice Dancer Except for the Unlikely Reality TV Couple (Joanne And Noah.M)  The Twins easily get sick from the rides causing them to take a few breaks while The Fairy Tale Impostors and Ice Dancers refuse to let each other out of their sites and persue each other on eah ride, The Mysterious Friends complete the challenge with ease thanks to the cadets and win a spot in the finale. Noah and Joanne work with The Fairy Tale Impostors and Parkour Artists to stop the Ice Dancers however when the Ice Dancers find out their camera didn't work they steal the Fairy Tale Imposors one and escapes the three teams trap, The Determination Twins complete the photo challenge and reach the chill zone in Second place. The Ice Dancers arrive....

Josee: Don were here....atlast....

Don: Yeah, It's about time we talk

Jacques: Our next travel tip

Don:.......

Josee: We beat the Fairy Tale's here so there gone !

Don:......

Josee: Don....?

Don:......

Josee: SAY SOMETHING PLEASE !

Don: Jacques and Josee, I'm sorry but I've had enough

Jacques:.......

Don: I heled back on the rules hoping you'd get your shit together but it's not going to happen, Today you just trashed and robbed another team for their challenge items.

Josee: They were going to STALL US, Bully us, torment us

Don: Josee not everything is a competition, Yes this is a race but not a fight to survive I was hyped to say this at first but your actions today and for the previous episodes it just seriously sad now But you are DISQUALIFIED from the race

Jacques and Jose: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Don: I suggest you get a counsellor and talk to them 

Josee: (Gets up and breaths)

Josee: (Smiles)

Jacques: Oh uh

Don: Oh fuck crew STAND BACK

Josee: WHAAAAAAAAAAAUGH (Snaps and throws everything from a sign to a hot dog stand around)

Jacques: JOSEE (Runs over and stops her)

(Fairy Tale Impostors arrive)

Adam: It's over

Jacques: Yeah......were done for, We've lost

Josee: (Begins crying and drops the hot dog stand to hug Jacques but the stand lands on them)

Giselle: This is like a celebrity meltdown right.....competition, fame, gold you let it consume your mind and.....

Josee: And we forgot about the very sport itself and the people who were watching us...the way we behaved...

Don: And to keep the reputation of this show, You left me with no choice but to eliminate you

Josee: Go on Fairy Tale Impostors win this....

Adam: OH YEAH THE FINALE THREE

Don: Not quite

Adam: Wut ?

Don: This is a double elimination round

Giselle: But the last one was in INdia

Don: It was but budget cuts kicked in and I couldn't afford another episode so surprise....you and Adam are also eliminated due to still ariving in last place.

Adam: (Growls)

Don:...........

Adam: (Sighs)

Giselle: We did everything we could senpai....plus I didn't really want to leave Disney land anyway.....

Jacques: Your going to stay here ?

Giselle: It was a exxageration but we might go to the ice skating ring in the park

Josee:....we have no right to say this but can we come too ?

Adam:.................

Josee: I'll shout food

Adam: DEAL !

With that the Ice Dancers are disqualified for doing dumb evil shit for most of the season and Fairy Tale Impostors are also cut due to the surprise double elimination leaving The Determination Twins and the Mysterious Friends to face off in the finale.

Episode 33: A Remarkable Result

Location: Disneyland, Californa, USA → New York City, New York, USA

Summary:

Challenge wise everything would have been similar and Xavier, Zayla, Mickey and Jay going through the challenges looking back at everything they've been through and then taunt the other team and wish the best of luck, Eventually they would race down to the final carpet of completion located in Central park where all the previous teams (Camper And Counsellor, Larpers, Genuises, Survialists, Best Freinds, Vegans, Shippers, Fantasy Look alike couple, Former Hosts, Fashion Bloggers, Musicians, Tennis Rivals, Father And Son, Step Brothers, Parkour Artists, Bros, Sisters, Rockers, Youtubers, Animal Lovers, Abnormal Buddies, Unlikely Relaity Tv Couple, Police Cadets, Reality TV Pros including Izzy, Tag Alongs, Goths, Neighbours, Surfer Dudes, Ice Dancers and Fairy Tale Impostors) The result

Jay: (Belly flops onto the carpet of completion)

Mickey: (Runs onto the carpet) PANIC RUSH has stopped.

Don: THE DETERMINATION TWINS WIN IT, TWO MILLION DOLLARS

Jay: HOLY FUCK WE WON ?!

Mickey: Like actual first place overall ?

Don: Well you did just speed past Zayla and Xavier so Yeah congratulations

(Neighbours, Sisters, Reality TV Pros and Fairy Tale Imposotrs lift up the Determination twins and celebrate)

Zayla: (Gets up and dusts off) So this is it I guess...

Xavier: (Gets up) They rushed us.....we lost.

Mac Arthur: (Walks over with Sanders, Brody and Geoff) It sucks I know but you two played a strong game, Our alliance was a powerhouse throught this whole show. 

Geoff: Were proud of you and I'm sure your pals back home are too and hey there's always the aftershow party to look forward too. Mickey wants me to help him through the dankest party on Earth.

Zayla: This whole journey is still worth every second of it, Understanding my limits with the ball, getting some publicity for my carnival, Meeting you guys and of course (Hugs Xavier) I'd say this is worth more then two million dollars

Xavier: Dwaa (Hugs back)

Brody: Group hug ?

Mickey: CAST HUG

DON: WAIT NOOO ! (All Thirty two teams dogpile the stage for a group hug) Brilliant....well this concludes the Remarkable Race, That's all folk thanks for watching have a great day.

(I wish I could of finished them properly but it would take way too much time and frustration for me since I've just lost the inspiration for this series other then that thanks for reading :)  )

Exclusive Clips:

Exclusive Can Be Found Here

Opening:

(This Will Play At the Start of Each Episode)

(The Camera Shows a Globe Until A Ticket Appears which then Zooms in and Changes to Five Columns, One of A Snowy Background, City Background, Desert Background,Jungle Background And Mountain Background)

Snow: (The Shadows of Owen, Noah, Mickey, Jay, Krystal, Trixie, Ludwig, Ben, Josse, Jacques, Beardo And Trent Can be Seen Running in the Blue Background)

City: (The Shadows of Tom, Jen, Zane, Sarah, Emma, Kitty, Devin, Carrie, Ellody, Mary, Calvin And Cory Can be Seen Running in the Purple BackGround)

Desert: (The Shadows of Axel, Tori, Tabby, Dawn, Shawn, Jasmine, Zayla, Xavier, Rock, Spud, Oskar And Adam.T Can be Seen Running In the Yellow Back Ground)

Jungle: (The Shadows of Chef, Chris, Laurie, Miles, Chet, Lorenzo, Adam.W, Giselle, Ennui, Crimson, Brody and Geoff Can be Seen Running In the Green BackGround)

Mountain: (The Shadows of Dwayne, Dwayne Jr, Jake, Sydney, Noah.M, Joanne, Tammy, Leonard, Pete, Gerry, Steve, Harold, Sanders And Mac Arthur Can Be Seen Running In The Orange BackGround)

(The Camera Then Goes Back to the World Map where Dots appear on certain Countries and Begin Connecting to other Countries)

(A Photo a France, Australia, Mexico and Japan Are placed down)

(Then The Camera Changes to Three Columns One of a Plane, Train And Bus)

(A Taxi Then Drives Up and the Camera Zooms into A Pitch Black Screen)

(The Image of Each Pair Appear with Their Team Colour background on the Screen All together There Are Five Rows)

Top Row: Rock/Spud, Jake/Sydney, Ellody/Mary, Jay/Mickey, Jacques/Josse, Oskar/Adam.T

2nd Top Row: Calvin/Cory, Sarah/Zane, Ben/Ludwig, Krystal/Trixie, Tom/Jen, Brody/Geoff

Mid Row: Harold/Steve, Carrie/Devin, Leonard/Tammy, Giselle/Adam.W Jasmine/Shawn, Beardo/Trent

2nd Bottom Row: Joanne/Noah.M, Laurie/Miles, Emma/Kitty, Owen/Noah, Gerry/Pete, Xavier/Zayla

Bottom Row: Crimson/Ennui, Axel/Tori, Chet/Lornezo, Sanders/Mac Arthur, Dwayne/Dwayne Jr. Dawn/Tabby, Chef/Chris

(The Screen Then Flashes To a Globe With The Title "The Remarkable Race" on it)

Credits:

(This Will Play At the End of Each Episode)

(Camera Flies around the Place)

(Camera Shows the Air Port)

Attendant: (Stands There)

(All Thirty Pairs Run Past the Attendant)

(Camera Follows the Pairs into the Plane)

Noah And Emma: (Standing by the Bathroom door talking)

Owen: (Charges Past and Accidentally knocks them Over as he Closes the Bathroom Door)

Emma: (Gets Up)

Kitty: (Taking a Selfie With Lorenzo And Chet Who are Glaring at each Other)

(The Photo Shows Chet about to Tackle Lorenzo)

Emma: (Takes Phone off Kitty And Throws it out the plane window)

(Camera Follows the Phone Free Falling)

Mickey And Jay: (Are In Mid Air Using a Parachute)

(The Phone Hits their Parachute and they Crash land into the Ocean of Australia)

Shawn: (Rides By on A Emu Going Very Fast)

Jasmine: (Climbs Up Ayers Rock)

Calvin: (Already at the top of the Rock Eating Vegemite)

Cory: (Throws Boomerang)

(The Camera Follows the Boomerang All the Way to Brazil)

Chef: (Swings Across the Cliff on A Vine Holding Chris)

(Boomerang flies by and cuts the Rope)

Chef And Chris: (Fall down into the River)

(Boomerang Continues to Fly)

Laurie, Miles, Dawn and Tabby: (All Sit their Meditating)

(The Boomerang Flies to a Icy Field)

Josee And Jacques: (Skating Away)

Jake And Sydney: (Tries to Skate past them but the Boomerang knocks them out)

Josse And Jacques: (Then Leap into the air this changes the scene to France Where they Gracefully land on the Carpet)

Giselle: (Happily Sighs at Jacques)

Adam.W: (Frowns And But then Gets Idea)

Adam.W: (He and Giselle Run down the Street)

Tom And Jen: (Checking the Clothing Bags they Brought)

Adam.W: (Rushes by with Giselle Causing clothes to fly out of the bag and land on Tom and Jen)

Jen: (Is Now Wearing Tom's Clothes)

Tom: (Is Now Wearing Jen's Clothes)

Adam.W: (Puts his Hand over the Camera and then moves it changing the scene from France to a Beach)

Geoff: (Surfs by on a Surf Board)

Brody: (Crashes his Surf Board and Lands on Ellody and Mary)

Devin: (Gets out of the Water)

Carrie: (Hugs Devin)

Devin: (Is Confused)

Geoff: (Puts His Hat over the Camera Channing the Scene of a Beach to Transilvania)

Gerry: (Holding a Flash Light)

Crimson And Ennui: (Pop Up from a Coffin)

Pete: (Gets a Heart Attack from their Sudden Pop up)

Pete: (Gets up)

Leonard: (Aims His Wand at Crimson And Ennui)

Tammy: (Plays Ocarina)

Crimson: (Stares at the Camera until the Scene Changes to A Desert)

Zane And Sarah: (Spying on People)

Axel And Tori: (Climb onto a Camel and then jump off it and grab onto a Pyramid's Ledge

Sarah: (Ships it)

Noah.M: (Slides down the Pyramid and Knocks Axel and Tori off it)

Joanne: (Looks Annoyed at Noah.M)

Noah.M: (Shrugs)

Trixie And Ludwig: (Drive By on a Dune Buggies racing each other)

Krystal and Ben: (Run After The Dune Buggies Since there controlling it)

Zane: (Ships it)

Krystal: (Throws Pie at Zane)

(The Camera follows the Dune Buggies as they arrive at the Train Station)

Sanders: (Gives Ludwig and Trixie A Speeding ticket)

Mac Arthur: (Places Wanted Poster of the ice Dancers on the wall and then kicks the train door down)

Harold: (Picks his Nose)

Steve: (Drops Smoke Bomb)

(The Smoke Covers the Screen which changes the location to a Rock Concert)

Dwayne: (Is backstage practising Air guitar but is doing it terribly

Dwayne Jr: (Facepalms)

(Rock, Spud, Adam.T, Oskar, Beardo and Trent are all seen on the stage rocking it out)

(Purple Fire then appears behind them)

Rock: (Does a Stage Dive)

Trent: (Stage Dives)

Spud: (Stages Dives for Choco Oink)

Adam.T: (Is Tackled by Fan Girls)

Oskar: (Small laugh Until his Guitar catches on Fire)

Beardo: (Mimics Bow Noise)

Xavier And Zayla: (Are on the roof)

Xavier: (Fires a Zip Line bow and then zip lines down on it)

Zayla: (Looks into the Crystal Ball)

(The Crystal Ball glows Pink)

(The Camera then zooms into the Crystal Ball and then zooms out showing the Airport again with All 31 teams outside posing)

Don: (Gets Camera out and takes a Picture)

(The Screen then flashes With the Words in Gold Saying " The Remarkable Race"

Progress Table:

Rank Teams: Toronto Morocco France Belgium Iceland Bermuda Spain Brazil Transylvania Dubai Japan China Siberia Finland Hawaii Zimbabwe India Space Sweden New Zealand Arctic Circle Australia Indonesia Italy Las Vegas Mexico Argentina Alberta Bahamas Vietnam Pennsylvania DisneyLand NewYork
1st

Jay And Mickey

22 19 16 1 23 12 10 19 20 22 15 14 7 16 17 7 9 2 11 11 13 8 3 5 1 4 8 4 6 3 2 2 CHAMP
2nd

Xavier And Zayla

2 8 28 15 6 11 20 23 12 2 21 10 17 9 20 1 16 7 10 4 11 6 7 11 7 7 1 5 3 2 4 1 SECOND
3rd

Adam.W And Giselle

21 6 10 3 25 5 5 12 19 14 1 18 11 13 6 15 2 4 16 5 4 7 2 2 4 5 7 1 4 5 1 3 (Out)
4th

Jacques And Josee

1 2 3 10 2 3 1 1 6 4 13 4 2 4 15 19 17 1 1 3 2 13 5 1 10 9 3 6 5 4 3 4 (Out)
5th

Brody And Geoff

12 5 12 16 4 8 25 6 14 1 20 9 19 12 3 2 10 5 7 14 7 11 8 9 2 6 6 7 2 1 5 (Out)
6th

Jack And Rebecca

Debut in Episode 10 9 6 4 5 7 5 14 11 12 13 5 5 4 6 8 3 2 3 1 6 (Out)
7th

Crimson And Ennui

13 16 20 17 3 20 4 4 16 9 8 15 1 17 14 18 4 14 5 2 3 9 12 10 5 1 4 2 7 (Out)
8th

Ben And Ludwig

15 14 5 8 18 25 13 2 10 15 10 5 9 19 4 11 7 12 13 8 9 1 10 8 9 2 5 8 (Out)
9th

Noah/Izzy And Owen

20 17 22 27 11 17 12 7 3 7 3 2 5 20 8 10 13 17 4 15 14 4 1 7 3 8 9 (Out)
10th

Mac Arthur And Sanders

3 1 11 14 7 10 19 8 7 10 22 8 18 6 18 3 3 3 8 1 10 3 6 3 6 10 (Out)
11th

Joanne And Noah.M

4 3 26 9 8 24 7 16 23 11 14 12 20 11 2 13 5 8 6 10 1 2 9 4 11 (Out)
12th

Krystal And Trixie

10 12 6 7 17 26 14 3 13 8 11 7 8 18 1 12 11 9 14 6 12 10 11 12 (Out)
13th

Dawn And Tabby

19 20 13 22 16 14 2 15 21 13 18 13 16 2 9 14 8 16 9 7 8 12 13 (Out)
14th

Calvin And Cory

6 28 8 6 19 23 17 10 8 21 23 1 12 10 13 4 15 10 3 12 6 14 (Out)
15th

Rock And Spud

18 21 14 21 26 13 3 24 17 19 16 21 15 1 10 16 12 14 15 9 15 (Out)
16th

Emma And Kitty

8 9 17 24 5 18 11 18 2 6 2 3 6 15 11 9 1 13 2 16 (Out)
17th

Adam.T And Oskar

9 11 1 13 15 22 16 14 4 18 12 16 21 7 19 17 6 6 17 (Out)
18th

Axel And Tori

24 13 2 12 14 21 6 5 1 16 5 11 10 3 5 8 18 (Out)
19th

Chet And Lorenzo

31 10 18 26 20 15 24 17 5 12 17 19 13 14 12 6 19 (Out)
20th

Dwayne And Junior

14 23 7 11 24 1 15 21 18 20 4 20 14 8 16 20 (Out)
21st

Gerry And Pete

11 15 27 18 22 2 8 20 15 5 19 17 3 21 (Out)
22nd

Beardo And Trent

17 24 9 23 9 9 9 9 9 3 6 22 (Out)
23rd

Jen And Tom

29 25 15 25 10 16 23 11 22 17 7 23 (Out)
24th

Chef And Chris

30 26 23 19 21 4 18 13 11 23 (Quit)
25th

Jake And Sydney

7 4 21 20 13 7 22 22 24 (Out)
26th

Sarah And Zane

26 18 19 5 1 19 21 25 (Out)
27th

Laurie And Miles

27 29 25 4 27 6 26 (Out)
28th

Carrie And Devin

5 7 4 2 12 27 (Out)
29th

Jasmine And Shawn

23 27 24 28 (Out)
30th

Ellody And Mary

25 22 29 (Out)
31st

Leonard And Tammy

28 30 30 (Out)
32nd

Harold And Steve

16 31 (Out)

     This Team Arrived In First Place

     This Team Arrived In Second Place

     This Team Arrived In Third Place

     This Team Is Safe Since They Arrived at a Decent Place in the Race

     This Team was the Second Last Team To Arrive

     This Team Arrived In Last Place But Was Spared as It was a Non-Elimination Round

     This Team Was The Last Team To Arrive And Were Cut From The Competition

Trivia:

  • Throught The Episodes The Time will be shown, Depending on Where they travel too the timezone will also effect whenever its Day or Night at that location
Remarkable Race episodes
Week 1 None Down Thirty One To Go ! | Moroccan Meltdown | Les Imbeciles | Don't Knock it Till You Chocolate | Get Rich or Dino Tryin | Disappearing Drama | Ay Curamba Rumba
Week 2 One in a Brazillion | From Dusk Till Don | Dubai and Good Riddance | Trouble in Tokyo | Year of The Drama Dragon | No Need To Russian | Hot And Cold N Rock And Roll
Week 3 The Fifty-First Race | Hurry Up Gotta Mufasa | A Villain's Ture Loco-"Motive" | Rock-It | Revenge is Swede | Fish Upon A Star
Week 4 Arctic Antics | The Wallaby Way | How To Restrain Your Dragon | Rome Around | Viva Lost Vegas
Week 5 The Good, The Bad And The Ridonculous | The Last of the Cauchos | Abort, Abort, Alberta | Bahama-Watch
Week 6/Final Cod of Done Better | Highway Havoc | False Gold | A Remarkable Result

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