Noah headshot (TDI-G&S)

This character page is designed for use with Total Drama Island, by Gilbert and Sullivan


Noah is a pretentious bookworm, with the sharpest tongue of the lot. Noah became the first Screaming Gopher to be eliminated after he could not be bothered to take an interest in his team’s fortunes during a challenge that did not happen to play to his strengths.

Noah is one of several TDI characters with a reasonably close analog (King Gama in Princess Ida) in the Gilbert & Sullivan series. Indeed, Noah bears more than a passing resemblance to Gilbert himself.

Noah's Theme

Entrance of King Gama (“If You Give Me Your Attention”) from Princess Ida

(click link below for the MIDI file)

If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am;
I’m a genuine philanthropist—all other kinds are sham.
Each little fault of temper and each social defect
In my erring fellow creatures I endeavor to correct.
To all their little weaknesses I open people’s eyes;
And little plans to snub the self-sufficient I devise;
I love my fellow-creatures—I do all the good I can—
Yet everybody says I’m such a disagreeable man!
And I can’t think why!

To compliments inflated I’ve a withering reply;
And vanity I always do my best to mortify;
A charitable action I can skillfully dissect;
And interested motives I’m delighted to detect;
I know everybody’s income and what everybody earns;
And I carefully compare it with the income tax returns;
But to benefit humanity however much I plan,
Yet everybody says I’m such a disagreeable man!
And I can’t think why!

I’m sure I’m no ascetic; I’m as pleasant as can be;
You’ll always find me ready with a crushing repartee,
I’ve an irritating chuckle, I’ve a celebrated sneer,
I’ve an entertaining snigger, I’ve a fascinating leer.
To everybody’s prejudice I know a thing or two;
I can tell a woman’s age in half a minute—and I do.
But although I try to make myself as pleasant as I can,
Yet everybody says I am a disagreeable man!
And I can’t think why!

Other Character Verses

The verses in this section fit Noah for his character or background, but do not refer to any specific incident from the TDI episodes:

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