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Lana (SS)
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Gender Female
Hair color Black
Relationship None
Family Father, Mother
Fear Blood, Guns, Taking Medications Without Prescription, VelvetCupcakes stopping writing
Talent None that she acknowledges

Lana, labeled as The Self-Loather, is a character on S.S. Total Drama.


Lana is a complete outcast. At school, she doesn't have friends at all, and at home she spends most of her time listening to underground music and reading mystery novels. Her best, and only friend, is her mother. Lana has an inferiority complex, and sometimes sees herself as the ugliest person ever, constantly saying she is fat even though she isn't overweight since ninth grade. Lana is also an envious person, every time she sees someone successful at something and bragging about it, she goes into a crisis wishing to be that person, and comparing herself to them in everything they do.

Lana joined Total Drama because she wants a million dollars so she doesn't feel worse than a rich girl in her school.

After S.S. Total Drama

After S.S. Total Drama, Lana went back to her lonely life. She still phones Ryan sometimes when she feels too lonely, but they are not close friends. Lana’s obsession with VelvetCupcakes is considerably less intense, as she learned to appreciate her murder mysteries and knows she will probably never stop writing them. She also started her own story in, called “Murder On Board”, and is hoping for a great success.


  • Both Lana and Halle were meant to be seen one as a hero and another as a villain, depending on the reader's point of view. That didn't work too well as most people either liked both or disliked both of them.
  • Lana was supposed to return in my cancelled story, Total Drama Ranch. She would have gotten 14th out of 22.


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