The Remarkable Race

Teams:[]

Teams Consits of Two People who Compete Together Through Out The Remarkable Race, Overall There Are Thirty One (Later Thirty Two) Pairs which Means Sixty-Two Characters. Many Are From Cannon Total Drama and the Ridonclous Race Along with Oc's From Fan Fiction Wiki And Some From DevianArt Spamming from So many Other Stories All Set to Merge and Clash right Here in the Biggest Race off Ever Witnessed, This is the Remarkable Race !

Pairs:[]

1. Axel And Tori - Parkour Artists (Light Red Team)

2. Oskar And Adam - Bros (Gold Team)

3. Cory And Calvin - Youtubers (Dark Green Team)

4. Laurie And Miles - Vegans (Light Green Team)

5. Tom And Jen - Fashion Bloggers (Violet Team)

6. Geoff And Brody - Surfer Dudes (Purple Team)

7. Adam And Giselle - Fairy Tale Impostors (Pink Team)

8. Sarah And Zane - Shippers (Lime Team)

9. Mickey And Jay - Adversity Twins (Cyan Team)

10. Jasmine And Shawn - Survivalist (Orange Team)

11. Sanders And Mac Arthur - Police Cadets (Light Blue Team)

12. Jake And Sydney - Fantasy Look Alike Couple (Silver Team)

13. Josse And Jacques - Ice Dancers (Bronze Team)

14. Krystal And Trixie - Abnormal Buddies (Magneta Team)

15. Ludwig And Ben - Tag Along (Blue Team)

16. Lorenzo And Chet - Step Brothers (Light Purple Team)

17. Devin And Carrie - Best Friends (Green Team)

18. Owen And Noah - Reality TV Pros (White Team)

19. Dawn And Tabby - Animal Lovers (Peach Team)

20. Beardo And Trent - Musician (Lemon Team)

21. Xavier And Zayla - Mysterious Friends (Dark Blue Team)

22. Leonard And Tammy - Larpers (Grey Team)

23. Noah.M And Joanne - Unlikely Reality Couple (Mulberry Team)

24. Ellody And Mary - Geniuses (Brown Team)

25. Rock And Spud - Rockers (Indigo Team)

26. Emma And Kitty - Sisters (Red Team)

27. Harold And Steve - Camper And Counselor (Tomatoe Team)

28. Gerry And Pete - Tennis Rivals (Tan Team)

29. Crimson And Ennui - Goths (Crimson Team)

30. Dwayne And Dwayne Jr. - Father And Son (Yellow Team)

31. Chris Mc-Lean And Chef Hatchet - Former Hosts (Black Team)

32. Jack and Rebecca - Former Hosts (Dark Orange Team)

Cast:[]

Voice Actor	Role
Terry McGurrin	Don
Scott McCord	Brody, Jacques, Owen And Trent
Kristin Fairlie	Carrie
Darren Frost	Chet
Stacey DePass	Emma And Crimson
Jeff Geddis	Devin And Tom
Neil Crone	Dwayne
Emilie-Claire Barlow	Ellody And Laruie
Carter Hayden	Ennui, Noah And Spud
Dan Petronijevic	Geoff
David Huband	Gerry
Lyon Smith	Adam.W, Jay And Mickey
Ashley Botting	Jen
Julie Lemieux	Josee
Jacob Ewaniuk	Junior
Stephanie Anne Mills	Kitty
Clé Bennett	Beardo, Chef And Leonard
Carlos Díaz	Lorenzo And Rock
Evany Rosen	Mac Arthur
Katie Griffin	Mary And Miles
Adrian Truss	Pete
Nicole Stamp	Sanders
Nicki Burke	Tammy
Brian Froud	Harold
Caitlynne Medrek	Dawn
Christian Potenza	Chris Mc-Lean
Zachary Bennett	Axel And Shawn
Katie Bergin	Jasmine
Stephanie Sheh	Giselle
Dante Basco	Xavier
Gina Grad	Zayla
Andrea Libman	Krystal
Ashleigh Ball	Trixie
Johnny Yong Bosch	Ludwig
Greg Cipes	Ben And Jack
Megan Fahlenbock	Tori
Kalel Cullen	Tabby
Kate Higgins	Rebecca

Cory And Calvin - http://crazyboycory22.deviantart.com/

Ludwig And Zayla - Me

Trixie - http://trixielulamoon323.deviantart.com/

Krystal - http://ponythekidrs.deviantart.com/

Ben - http://tdifanmike.deviantart.com/

Noah And Joanne - Your-Majesty

Axel And Toir - http://ajinator101.deviantart.com/

Tabby - TotalDrama24

Oskar And Adam.T OhMyOskarr

Adam.W And Xavier - http://clyde-the-snivy.deviantart.com/

Jake And Sydney - JackyDelRey

Giselle - http://lolitafreak88.deviantart.com/

Jack And Rebcca - http://padfoot12111.deviantart.com/

Week 1 Episodes 1-7[]

Episodes 1-7 (Toronto, Morocco, France, Belgium, Iceland, Bermuda Triangle And Spain)

Week 2 Episodes 8-14[]

Episodes 8-14 (Brazil, Transylvania, Dubai, Japan, China, Siberia And Finland)

Week 3 Episodes 15-20[]

Episodes 15-20 (Hawaii, Zimbabwe, India, Space, Sweden, New Zealand)

Week 4 Episodes 21-25[]

Episodes 21-25 (Arctic Circle, Australia, Indonesia, Italy, Las Vegas)

Episode 26: The Good, The Bad, And The Ridonculous[]

The Good, The Bad And The Ridonculous
Season 3, Episode 26

Date	United States: 16th January 2016 Australia: 17th January 2017
World Location	Nevada, United States → Acapulco, Mexico
Challenge(s)	* All-In, one member of the team must eat a pepper while the other jumps from a cliff to retrieve a tip. Teams then must ride burros, two miles south to the Chill Zone.
Winner(s)	Read And Find Out
Eliminated	Read And Find Out
Episode Guide
previous "Viva Lost Vegas"	next "The Last of the Cauchos"

(The Remarkable Race Logo Appears for Two Seconds and then goes to the Intro)

Don: Last Time On the Remarkable Race.

Don: Lady luck took us to Vegas baby, Where teams test their luck or Dignity in the City of sin. Weddings, Jackpots, Wedding crashing and masked vigilantes Vegas had it all.

Don: Some teams then made magic happen while some took road rage to a whole new meaning, The Adversity Twins proved that turtles can indeed bare hares after winning for the second time and evolving into The Determination Twins while Jack failed to evolve into Jackal and Brody got rejected on national television and to top it all of the Ice Dancers knocked the Unlikely Reality TV Couple out of the game leaving only a few teams left who can stop them.

Don: Week Five is approaching and the top ten have to give it all they got now or they will be gone before the end of today, Who will get knocked out this week, lets find it's out time for............................THE REMARKABLE RACE ! (Winks the sparkle flashes at the screen which goes to the opening)

* Opening

(The Camera Shows a Globe Until A Ticket Appears which then Zooms in and Changes to Five Columns, One of A Snowy Background, City Background, Desert Background,Jungle Background And Mountain Background)

Snow: (The Shadows of Owen, Noah, Mickey, Jay, Krystal, Trixie, Ludwig, Ben, Josse, Jacques, Beardo And Trent Can be Seen Running in the Blue Background)

City: (The Shadows of Tom, Jen, Zane, Sarah, Emma, Kitty, Devin, Carrie, Jack, Rebecca, Ellody, Mary, Calvin And Cory Can be Seen Running in the Purple Background)

Desert: (The Shadows of Axel, Tori, Tabby, Dawn, Shawn, Jasmine, Zayla, Xavier, Rock, Spud, Oskar And Adam.T Can be Seen Running In the Yellow Back Ground)

Jungle: (The Shadows of Chef, Chris, Laurie, Miles, Chet, Lorenzo, Adam.W, Giselle, Ennui, Crimson, Brody and Geoff Can be Seen Running In the Green Background)

Mountain: (The Shadows of Dwayne, Dwayne Jr, Jake, Sydney, Noah.M, Joanne, Tammy, Leonard, Pete, Gerry, Steve, Harold, Sanders And Mac Arthur Can Be Seen Running In The Orange Background)

(The Camera Then Goes Back to the World Map where Dots appear on certain Countries and Begin Connecting to other Countries)

(A Photo a France, Australia, Mexico and Japan Are placed down)

(Then The Camera Changes to Three Columns One of a Plane, Train And Bus)

(A Taxi Then Drives Up and the Camera Zooms into A pitch black screen)

(The Image of Each Pair Appear with Their Team Colour background on the Screen All together There Are Five Rows)

Top Row: Rock/Spud, Jake/Sydney, Ellody/Mary, Jay/Mickey, Jacques/Josse, Oskar/Adam.T

2nd Top Row: Calvin/Cory, Sarah/Zane, Ben/Ludwig, Krystal/Trixie, Tom/Jen, Brody/Geoff

Mid Row: Harold/Steve, Carrie/Devin, Leonard/Tammy, Giselle/Adam.W Jasmine/Shawn, Beardo/Trent

2nd Bottom Row: Joanne/Noah.M, Rebecca/Jack, Laurie/Miles, Emma/Kitty, Owen/Noah, Gerry/Pete, Xavier/Zayla

Bottom Row: Crimson/Ennui, Axel/Tori, Chet/Lorenzo, Sanders/Mac Arthur, Dwayne/Dwayne Jr. Dawn/Tabby, Chef/Chris

(The Screen Then Flashes To a Globe With The Title "The Remarkable Race" on it)

Starting Point (12:00 Pm)

Don: Were back in sunny Nevada where one week ago this place was our chill zone, This week it's the starting point for our next lap.

(Mickey And Jay arrive)

Don: And the Adver- I mean Determination Twins are preparing to receive today's first tip.

Jay: Let this week start a new beginning of Determination (Goes to slam the Don Box button but missed and crashes onto the floor)

Mickey: Maybe we shouldn't be too cocky about it.....

Jay: Good point (Presses the Don Box and grabs the tip) It's time for Mexico !

Mickey: Viva la Mexico !

* Globe

(The Camera zooms out of the USA and goes south to Mexico)

Don: OLAY, Beautiful Mehic

(A Image of the Mexican flag appears)

Don: There's a lot to get excited about for this destination

(A Image of a tropical tree with a table under it which has a bowl of burning salsa on it)

Don: Where the Sun is hot and so is the salsa.

Bus Stop (12:01 Pm)

Don: Teams must take a form of local transit know as "The Chicken Bus" All the way here to the beautiful cliffs of Acapulco for their next challenge.

Chicken Bus (12:30 Pm)

Bus Driver: Five minutes till departure (Goes back into his seat)

Mac Arthur: Five more who are we waiting on ?

Sanders: Everyone's here except for the Reality Tv Pros and the Surfers.

Mac Arthur: Think he took it well ?

Sanders: According to last episode nope...

Mac Arthur: Eh if anything it makes easier for them to fall apart, Come in last place and make get eliminated.

Sanders: That is just messed up

Mac Arthur: Hey were on a reality tv show.

Sanders: This those teams have feelings...look just talk to him to see if our alliance is all good.

Mac Arthur: Very well.

Owen: (Walks into the bus carrying a box of burritos) Bus stop burritos are the BEST.

Izzy: Do leave some for me O (Wearing a sombrero)

Owen: Umm Sure.....

Ludwig: (Notices a duck flying over his seat)

Ben: (Catches the duck) This is far cooler then the normal bus.

Ludwig: And far less Hygienic, What is this are we smuggling past the great wall of Mexico in a barn bus ?

Xavier: (In the seat in front of them) Well you didn't have to "Tag Along" With the crew down here. (Pats a chicken)

Ludwig: And what's so mysterious about your friend Zayla ?

Xavier: My name isn't friend.

Zayla: What can I say animal taming archers have more of a charming story to tell then a non-believer of magic who wear goggles over their heads.

Ben: (Gets out camera and tries to take a selfie) Say cheese Chickita's (Unfortunately he is not Kitty so all the chickens attack Ben as he takes the photo) AHHHHH BAD CHICKENS I'll TURN YOU INTO KFC.......(Chickens attack even more) (Hides next to Ludwig) AHHH LUDDY HELP !

Ludwig: I can't help if you CRAMMED ME ON THE SIDE OF WINDOW (Chickens also fly around him)

(Several photos appear on the screen of the chickens slowly attack Ben and Ludwig who's face is crammed to the window)

Xavier: (Whistles all the chickens stop)

Zayla: Another one of your hunting techniques ?

Xavier: It was but I modified it to a more animal tamer way.

Zayla: Remarkable

Don: Oh boy I'm sure we never heard that one before

Zayla: So I take it you've lost interest in animal hunting.

Xavier: After bonding with Loki it's opened by eyes to a even wider calling.

Zayla: There is more to them then just being food or sport after all.

Xavier: Exactly so (Suddenly)

Brody: (Walks onto the Bus) WOOHOO WERE GOING TO MEHICO

Xavier: Hold that thought for a bit...

Geoff: (Arrives on the bus exhausted)

Giselle: (Whisper to Geoff) He's taking the heartbreak very well from the looks of it

Geoff: Actually Gis.....he hasn't mentioned it at all today....is acting like noting happened a good thing

Giselle: Oh no.....this might be worse.....

Brody: (Takes a seat in front of Xavier and Zayla) Man what a week that was.

Zayla: Are you Okay Brody ?

Brody: Why wouldn't I be were going to Mexico (Smiles)

Xavier: Even after Mac Arthur.........

Brody: Who ?

Brody: I'm all good cause Mexico

Xavier: What do you mean who ?

Zayla: Mac Arthur the tough police officer with a gut of steel...and literally gut.

Mac Arthur: I can hear you Zay-Zay (Walks in) Hey Brod's you feeling alright after yesterday ?

Brody: Yesterday ?

Mac Arthur: I declined your proposal.

Brody: That never happened

Xavier: After a long confusing monologue after crashing the wedding.

Brody:...........?

Zayla: Brody It'd help you in the long run if you didn't ignore it.

Brody: Oh Las Vegas now I understand, Well there was a LOT of miscommunication last week....

Zayla: Miss-communication ?

Brody: See everyone was so hung up over Vegas none of us really remembered what happened last week cause it was totally crazy man. But I was the sober guy so I can tell you guys that we all got lost in Vegas (Goes further into denial)...we won a million dollars spent half of it on pot and then Owen eat the entire Caesar palace which we found out isn't the real Caesar palace by the way.

Zayla: You guys thought that Caesars palace was real in the first place ?

Brody: Ice Dancers literally turned into ice

Mac Arthur: HA

Josee: QUIET (From her seat)

Brody: Then Adam found a time travel machine, Mickey beat up Jack and then we made it to the chill zone.....it was a really crazy day.

Xavier: None of that happened.....there was a wedding.

Brody: Wedding oh yeah, Me and Mac Arthur got chosen by it and then all our teams carried on like normal right....

Zayla: But she choose Xa....

Brody: SHE DIDN'T CHOOSE ANYONE !

Xavier: Except dump you at the bus stop in Vegas

Brody: (Puts two burritos to his ears) Oh sorry I can't hear you right now I'm eating food bla-bla-bla-bla (Walks off)

Mac Arthur: Okay I'm just gonna leave this to two to cause I couldn't understand what he just said (Pats Xavier and Zayla) Smell ya later (Walks off)

Xavier: (Dumbfounded) And now he has become a child.....

Zayla: That is really concerning...

Geoff: Giselle can we talk gurl ?

Giselle: (Nods) Sure Geoff-kun, I've got time since (Looks at Adam)

(Adam is on the floor showering himself in ducks and chickens)

Confessional Brody (Bus Background)

Brody: Man this is so funny everyone is like KO from last night especially with Mac Arthur the babe didn't even dump me but they all believed it happened after we all woke up, but man were all gonna laugh once all the confusion is all cleared up.

Confessional Giselle and Geoff (Bus background)

(They both hear Brody from the other side of the bus)

Geoff: (Sigh) Poor buds going through the stages of heartbreak.

Giselle: Oh dear...do you understand what those mean right ?

Geoff: I called Bridgette about it back at Vegas Hotel but the power went out before she could go into detail...

Giselle: The stages of heartbreak, Denial he will disagree with it ever happening and pretend it's all fine, Anger is obvious.......

Geoff: It is ?

Giselle:....."BRODY SMASH !"

Geoff: Ah gotcha

Giselle: Bargaining he will convince himself to do reckless things thinking it will win her back, Depression he will fall into despair and sadness but in the end he will reach acceptance and finally get over it

Geoff: Okay so do you know the fastest way to get him out of it ?

Giselle: All you can do is just be there for him and support him through the phases....

Geoff: Okay noted

Adam: ANIMALS EVERYWHERE (Runs past with several ducks, chickens and pigs all gathered around him like a horde of sheep)

Chicken Bus (12:50 Pm)

(The Bus is now on the road)

Ludwig: (Spits feather out)

Ben: So Luddy your a thinking person right ?

Ludwig: Where is this leading too

Ben: To a way to sabotage the Ice Dancers but still be within the rules.

Ludwig: Not exactly sure that's possible.

Ben: Is there.

(Goths sit down behind them)

Ennui: (Covered in chickens)

Ludwig: Doesn't that annoy you ?

Ennui: There was no point struggling.

Crimson: You were talking about the Ice Dancers right.....

Ludwig: (Points to Ben) He was, However there isn't a loophole around any of it.

Crimson: There might be some ideas you can pull off only in Mexico

Ludwig:....go on

* Confessional (Crimson And Ennui)

(A Crimson bar appears at the bottom saying Crimson and Ennui "Goths")

Crimson: Yeah it's weird to talk to them.

Ennui: But after seeing Loki create a bond so well with the Hunter. We might as well try it with the pie hater and washed up A-list.

Chicken Bus (8:58 Am)

Jack: (Looks out the window)

Rebecca: You haven't said anything on since the don box what's up ?

Jack: I've just been thinking about last episode while I'm glad to not fall into the Jackal thing I sorta wished I could of saved the Joanne and Noah

Rebecca: You did technically....lion pit under the stage.

Jack: Oh yeah good point.

Owen: (Burps)

Izzy: Was that the last one (Fully from all the Mexican burritos)

Jack: Can I have the last one ?

Rebecca: You do not need the last one

Jack: Why not ?

Rebecca: Bus stop food are the worst.

Owen: (Shrugs and eats it)

Brody: (Takes a seat in front of Owen and Izzy)

Rebecca: Why did you take the Jackal outfit I made for Jack ?

Brody: Outfit ?

Jack: You used it to crash some wedding.

Brody: Oh um....that never happen but don't worry dude I'll fill you in, Las Vegas challenge everyone got totally wasted at the casino and then suddenly aliens came down to earth and kidnapped us, They programmed our minds to believe that Mac Arthur rejected me in actuality she DID NOT.

Rebecca: "Actuality" that is a long word for you Brody.

Jack: That's a very specific reason for aliens

Brody: I know...they must have something against me

Owen: (Food in his mouth) Aliens ?

Izzy: (Grabs Brody) HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM DID THEY PROBE A CHIP INTO YOUR BRAIN TOO !

Brody: But don't worry dudes everything is all good between me and my little cholupa.

Sanders: (Hears him from a few seats back) This is getting very concerning

Mac Arthur: Well I tried talking to him so I'm just gonna give him some space..probably for the best (Sees the Ice Dancers) Hey J,J's You know what melts in Mexico...ICE and you can't dance out of this one !

Josee: Won't need to Officer Obesity !

Jacques: Just ignore her Josee she always does this.

Josee: There cornering us in.

Jacques: Quelle ?

Josee: Even with the Unlikely Tv Couple gone the Mysterious now hate as well, they all do...there all plotting to destroy us......

Jacques: What did I tell you about getting paranoid..

Josee: I see how they look at us......always thinking, Watching ready to stab us in the back any second to get the glory of gold for themselves.......

(The Bus arrives in Mexico)

Josee: FIRST OUT OF THE BUS LETS GO

Beach Valley (Mexico) (9:00 Am)

Don: After an eighteen hour bus ride our teams are revved up and ready to rumble.

(Mexico's timezone is two hours ahead of Las Vegas)

Owen: (Runs off the Bus) Oh no THE BURRITOS ARE KICKING IN WHERE'S THE TOILET

Izzy: (Runs off the bus)

Jack: (Runs over to the don box) Oh good call again Rebecca

Rebecca: Never eat bus station food (Presses the Don box and grabs the tip) It's an All in

Giselle: (Reads the tip) Who loves peppers

Sanders: (Reads the tip) And Who loves dip

Don: For this all in a team member must eat one hot pepper from this food kart, once eaten wave the corresponding flag colour then the second team member must make like an Acapulcan cliff diver, Eat the red pepper aka the hottest one and your partner leaps from the lowest ledge. Eat a Mid range pepper aka the Green one and your partner jumps down the half point ledge, But eat the mildest pepper which is the yellow one and your partner is basically jumping right from the top of the cliff all the way down to the bottom. Cliff jumpers will find their next tip attach to a canteen cup anchored along the bottom of the bay.

Xavier: (Reads the tip) The canteens are fill with just enough cold milk to calm the pepper eaters burning mouth.

Zayla: I can't do another spice challenge.

Xavier: Moroccan stew right ?

Zayla: Yeah I'll start climbing (Walks off)

Xavier: Okay my turn to play with fire....(Looks at Mickey) How bad are spices ?

Mickey: Spice burns ?

Sanders: (Looks at the tip) How do you feel about eating a pepper.

Mac Arthur: Just a peeper ha easy I could eat a bowl of fire with lava smeared on top why else would they call me the Volcano back at the Academy.

(Xavier and Ludwig both cough at Mac Arthur comment)

Mac Arthur: What ?

Sanders: Because you ate a lot of spice food

Mac Arthur: Of course, WHY ELSE WOULD THEY....oh right my temper.

Jacques: And the fact her farts erupt worse then our current Ozone killer (Looks at Owen)

Sanders: You guys were still here ? (Walks off)

Jacques:.....well of course were still here, WERE NOT GONE YET.......

Cliff (9:06 Am)

Josee: (Climbs upto the low point).....(Notices something touch her leg) Huh ?

Adam: (Clings onto Josee)

Josee: (Groans) Quick humping my leg !

Adam: I'M NOT I just don't like heights

Josee: And you expect me to hold your hand ?

Adam: (Gets up) That would be appreciate (Grabs Josee's Hand and drags her up while he climbs)

Josee: IT WAS A JOKE !

Spice Kart (9:09 Am)

(Ludwig, Mac Arthur, Xavier, Jacques, Rebecca and Giselle all look at it)

Brody: Geoff Start climbing bro I got to a lady to win !

Geoff: Woah bro you sure you want to do it, I thought you would of like cliff diving ?

Brody: Nah don't worry my man, I'm gonna do it to prove myself to Mac Arthur

Mac Arthur: Excuse me ?

Brody: You rejected me possibly.... because I'm not worthy, Perhaps If I eat the hottest pepper on Earth we'll be compatible again (Shoves his hand into the red pepper box)

Xavier: That was fast.....

Giselle:......Bargaining.....

Geoff: Wait he's changed phase already ?

Mac Arthur: Explains why he's getting delusional....

Brody: (Grabs the red pepper and bites it)

..........................................

Brody: (The pepper sets his tongue on fire causing him to go red) AHHHHHHHH CALL 911 I NEED A ADULT AHHHHHHH (Drops the pepper and jumps into the water)

Geoff: I'll start climbing up (Climbs up to the second level)

Rebecca: I thought Ben would do this challenge.

Ludwig: I'm not doing anymore height related challenges so I'll risk the spice (Grabs the red pepper)..........(He decides to drop it down his mouth rather then bite it so he can sallow it)...........

Xavier: That looked dangerous.....

Ludwig: (Burps out fire) it's a smarter idea rather then biting it......(Waves the red flag to Ben).............(Skin goes red) BUT IT BURNS FAR WORSE AHHHH (Runs and dunks his head into the water)

Ben: (From the low level) Luddy you all good down there ?

Mac Arthur: (Walks over to Ludwig) What's the matter goldielocks, Can't Handle the heat ?

Ludwig: (Gets up from the water) I survived it, Have fun trying not to burn your tongue off !

Mac Arthur: Ha just watch me (Walks back over to the pepper pile and grabs three red peppers) back at the academy I pepper sprayed all me meals to build up a immunity to it. (Eats them)

Rebecca: You only had to eat one ?

Mac Arthur: (Grabs the Red Flag off Ludwig until the burn kicks in) (Eyes go red and burps out fire) SANDERS JUMP I NEED MILK !

Ludwig: (Laughs)

Mac Arthur: (Whacks Ludwig with the flag)

(Ben and Sanders jump from the low level)

Owen: (Burps and presses the don box) If I have one more bite of anything and I'm gonna need a new pair of shorts.

Izzy: (Reads the tip) Then I'll do the spices then

Giselle: I shouldn't make Adam jump that high but I also don't want to burn so....(Grabs the green pepper and eats it).....(Heavily breaths and grabs the Green Flag) Adam-kun JUMMMPP!

(Mickey and Crimson both grab red peppers from the kart)

Crimson: (Eats the red pepper)............ouch......

Mickey: (Eats the red pepper) Hmmm that's pretty good

Brody: (Gets up after washing his tongue out with sand)

Xavier: (Looks at Mickey) Immunity ?

Mickey: Yep the sauna couldn't burn us and the icy waters of Finland didn't freeze us.

Xavier: You need to teach me that after this round.

Rebecca:.....I'm not gonna risk it (Grabs a yellow pepper and eats it)

Jack: (From the cliff) OH COME ON !

Brody: (Gets up) Ugh that was the stupidest pepper ever (Grabs the red box of peppers and flips it off the kart) That will teach you, Pepper punk !

Rebecca: Brody ?

Giselle: (Looks at Brody)..Oh dear.....hes in..Anger.....now

Jacques: (Eats a green pepper) (Goes red) AH ! Oh ma chérie la brûlure (Raises the green flag)

Sanders: (Swims back to shore)

Mac Arthur: Where's the milk ?

Sanders: I couldn't find the milk but...

Mac Arthur: I don't care if you gotta milk a wolf or a manatee (Picks up Sanders) Don't come back out of THERE WITHOUT THE FUCKING MILK (Throws Sanders back into the water)

Ludwig: (Lays in the sand as Ben swims back with the canteen)

Cliff (9:16 Am)

Josee: (Sees the green flag from Jacques) (Notices Adam is still clinging onto her leg) Will you cut it out !

Adam: Like you've never been scared before

Josee: Doesn't mean you go off humping other peoples leg no matter how attractive they are.

Adam: Can you at least hold my hand.......

Josee: What ?

Adam: I don't like heights....or I'll crush your under the weight of the water when I cannon bomb.

Josee: (Groans) You don't get to enjoy it (Holds Adam's hand)

Adam: (Smirks) Every moment of it (Jumps and drags Josee down the cliff with him)

Jay: (Looks at the cliff).....I don't really feel that determined right now......

Pepper Kart (9:18 Am)

Xavier: (Grabs the green pepper)

Brody: (Punches the box of green peppers and eats them before Xavier grabs them) ROAR !

Xavier: I was about to get one ?

Brody: (Angry) And risk you stealing the peppers like you did to Mac Arthur !

Xavier: WHAT ?

Brody: This is all your fault dude !

Xavier: My fault I'm sorry who delayed the whole group by crashing their own freaking wedding challenge.

Brody: UGH our alliance is over girlfriend stealer.. ! (Tries to throw a yellow pepper at Xavier but Brody being Brody he can't do it)

Xavier: That is the absolute dumbest thing I've heard since the Shippers and the Ice Dancers.

Giselle: Okay Brody lets keep it calm now (Holds Brody back from trying to get to Xavier)

Brody: (Starts crying and holds Giselle)

Giselle:.........

Xavier: Well there goes all the green peppers

Cliff (9:22 Am)

Jay: (Stands at the low point starting to worry again)

Jack: (From the top of the freaking cliff) Could be worse

Zayla: (Climbs a ladder)

Jay: Aren't you going to wait for Xavier to eat the green pepper

Zayla: Considering Brody just destroyed them I'll have to join Jack at the top now.

Jack: Oh Zayla I should have my swimming cape so I can glide us down

Zayla:...Either way I'm gonna get water all over my robes....

Owen: (Climbs up to Jay)

Pepper Kart (9:23 Am)

Ennui: (Swims out of the water with a canteen) (The mixture of water and heat has washed parts of the make up off)..............Crimson it's happening again ?

Crimson: (Grabs the canteen off him) (The heat has also melted her make up) We need to get back to the bus and get and bag !

Loki: (Confused look) ?

Ludwig: (Finishes drinking the canteen that Ben gave him)

Ben: (Reads the tip) It's an "All In" Burrod Alive...this show lives off puns....

Stable (9:23 Am)

Don: For this challenge teams must take burros from this in closure and ride them two miles south.

Chill Zone (9:23 Am)

Don: To reach this temple aka today's chill zone. Last team to arrive will end up like the Mayans who once live here.........not on television..........

Pepper Kart (9:24 Am)

Izzy: (Digs up a red pepper from the sand and eats it)

Xavier: (Eating a yellow pepper since both the red and green boxes have been broken thanks to Anger Brody) So taking the major spice risk Iz ?

Izzy: Of course Izzy burns the spices especially since the aliens abducted her isn't that right Brody ?

Brody: (Deadpan and his hair is covering his left eye) Humans made up aliens to avoid being a lonely race........when the humans are gone so is the world, It's pointless to try and find something that isn't there

(Geoff, Adam, And Josee arrive back to shore with a canteen)

Brody: (Geoff gives Brody the canteen however Brody refuses) Save it for the starving children in Africa (Walks off)

Geoff: (Looks at Giselle)

Giselle: Depression......

Jacques: (to Josee) Why were you holding the wolfs hand ?

Josee: I don't want to talk about it, Lets just go !

Cliff (9:28 Am)

Owen: (Takes a step) Atleast it's not a one thousand foot high cliff am I right (Laughs)

Jay: (Also steps back) I don't get the reference

Owen: Well lets hope you get this one (Runs and jumps off the edge) CANNONBOMB !

Jay: (Closes his eyes and runs off the edge) TELL MUM I LOVE HER !

Pepper Kart (9:32 Am)

Mac Arthur: (Drinking the canteen milk while Sanders reads the tip)

Owen: (Pops up from the ocean) Doesn't feel as great as TDI But still awesome

Jack: (Pin crashes into the water from the top of the cliff)

Zayla: (Dives from the cliff)

Forest Path (9:37 Am)

Ben: (Looks at the map while riding a donkey) (It's written in Spanish) Maybe we should just draw a giant big x on the map to mark the chill zone.

Ludwig: We just need to find a Mesoamerican temple (Ben looks at him) Mesoamerican is the term used to describe the ancient american civilisations such as Mayans, Aztecs and Incas.

(Crimson and Ennui arrive on their donkeys, They both have bags over their heads)

Ben: Are you guys being hunted for witchcraft or something ?

Ludwig: Ben they don't have their paint on.

Ennui: We were just riding past...we won't bother you

Ludwig: It's alright you don't have to be scared of us or yourself.

Crimson: Right now we look like....well...

Ludwig: Finland right, Okay so I'm not the most confident person either so I can't do a motivational song montage to fix things

Ben: Please do !

(The wind blows and blows the goths paper bags away into the sky)

(They both yell and hide their faces)

Ludwig: (Checks the map) We took the south east path down the forest right....there should be a village ahead so lets go ask the locals

Ben: (Puts on a sheriff hat) We need to stock up on dorotis while were there.

(Crimson and Ennui follow them)

Pepper Kart (9:40 Am)

Jack: (Pours the milk over Rebecca's head)

Rebecca: Thanks

Zayla: (Reads the tip) You wanted to parlay with more animals right ?

Xavier: Si

Zayla: Well we got a donkey ride to a Mayan temple sound fun.

Xavier: Should be fun despite Brody kicking us off the alliance...

Zayla: Geoff mentioned that it's best to leave him till he gets over Mac Arthur

Xavier: Well he can be own his own for all I care I'm over him and the alliance at this point. He called me a girlfriend stealer ?

Zayla: People tend to show their worse side when their emotionally hurt and they will say things without thought and regret it. Come on lets not let that ruin the fiesta.

Forest Path (9:43 Am)

(Fairy Tale Impostors, Determination Twins, Neighbours and Surfer dudes all stroll by on their donkeys)

Adam: (Looks at his donkey)

Jay: Any translations ?

Adam: (Makes extremely loud donkey noises) We just had to stay out of the jungle to avoid snake pits and also follow the yellow brick road.

Rebecca: So how come the Surfers are with us, I thought we were having a alliance meetings.

Giselle: I'm helping Geoff guide Brody on his journey of heartbreak.

Brody: (Monotone) Alliances are just a invitation for people to get stabbed in the back...man you never know what their true colours are now our alliances partners have abandon us to the wolves. (Adam looks at Brody) Figure of speech dude.....

Adam: Well you did team up with a hunter so that's to be expected no offence.....

Brody: (Does edgy hair flip) No one will understand the pain that my black heart has taken.

Geoff: Besides we can have brunch together as well (Gets out a packet of corn chips and pours it on his hat) Mexican salas hat anyone ?

Mickey: Wasn't your alliance built upon the Axis of Evil ?

Geoff: Well not quiet the Cadets allied with the Ice Dancers and then Brody, Zayla, Xavier and I all got dragged into it, we kinda ditched them after India.

Brody: Nothing good lasts forever man.

Mexican Village (9:46 Am)

Ben: (Looks at the map)

Ludwig: (Checks his I-pad for translation apps) Can't find any liable sources.

Crimson: (She and Ennui arrive back)

Ben: I take it you have no luck with make up ?

Ennui: We found a translation for the map...

Ludwig: You did ?

Crimson: A friend of ours Maria Cortes is a local from the village....(Whispers to Ludwig)

Ludwig: (Draws a X on the south eastern temple on the map)

Ben: So we just need to go past the jungle avoid the Aztec temple and then take the stone path to the chill zone.

Ennui: Yeah......

Ben: Sweet (Offers a high five to the Goths)

(Without their make up the Goths feel more intimidated)

Ludwig: If it helps I'll find the next batch of white paint but from what Trixie told me before you two shouldn't be afraid of your own looks.

Ben: Yes we were all put onto Cardboardlandia by the cardboards in their own image.

Ennui: ?

Ben: I'm just trying to get you pumped up and motivated, BREAK THE SHACKLES AND BECOME DEVELOPED CHARACTERS

Ludwig: (Looks around to notice the Cadets and Ice Dancers are nearby)

Loki: (Chatting up some Mexican bunnies till Luna appears, The bunnies giggle and skip away while Loki is annoyed at Luna)

Mac Arthur: (At a bar stand) (Points to the map) WE ARE LOOKING FOR GREAT BIG MAYAN TEMPLE ?

Bartender: ?

Sanders: Yelling isn't going to translate to Spanish Mac Arthur.

Mac Arthur: Alright let me try the few words I know

Sanders: Are those few words just Taco and Burrito ?

Mac Arthur: It could work (Sanders facepalms)

Josee: Jacques do you know Spanish ?

Jacques: Only English, French and a little bit of Russian. (Grabs a zoro mask) But I can sure pull of the Spanish inquisitions look quite elegantly.

Josee: That's not going to get us any bonus points !

Jacques: Okay we'll just have to ask the locals then so please don't yell if you get confused alright.

Josee: As long as they don't spout gibberish.

Ludwig: (Looks at the map)

Crimson: Remember on the bus how I mentioned there are certain ways we can get the Ice Dancers out without sabotaging them........

Ben: Why exactly are you interested in that ?

Ennui: Cory showed us the replay of Finland on youtube in which they caused some teams to fall into the icy water...we lost our makeup there.

Ludwig: Not to mention them blackmailing the Abnormals in Indonesia and Italy.

Crimson: And Eye for an eye

Ludwig: Operation Rainbow will now commence (Smirks) (Holds up the map and yells out) WOOHOO Translations done Ben, To the Chill Zone (He and Ben run to their donkeys)

Luna: (Jumps onto the donkey) (She telepathically lifts up Loki) (Telepathic: Off to the chill zone my fluffy amigo)

Loki: (Tsundere grunt at Luna)

Crimson: (She and Ennui also climb aboard their donkeys)

Josee: (Watches them head off) They already got the map !?

Jacques: Does anyone around here translate maps ? (No Local responds)

Jose: Forget that we can follow the Goths and Tags to the chill zone and then maul kick them out of the way. (Climbs onto her donkey)

Jacques: Hmm Don only said we had to find the chill zone, No problembo with that (Climbs onto the donkey)

Josee: Seya later loser squad (Blows raspberries at the Cadets) (Rides off on the donkey)

Mac Arthur: Oh hell ain't freezing over today ! (Goes to her donkey)

Sanders: Mac Arthur no, We need to get directions to the temple first.

Mac Arthur: Yeah our direction can be the Tag Alongs and Vampires now hush (Rides off on her donkey)

Sanders: Assuming they know where there going (Climbs onto her donkey)

Jungle Path (9:50 Am)

(Mysterious Friends and Reality Tv Pros)

Xavier: Well despite the pepper situation Today still feels rad.

Zayla: Still in a good more after befriending The goth bunny (Smirks)

Xavier: (A Toucan flies onto his shoulder) (Whistles to the Toucan, The Toucan whistles back and flies off) Indeed

Zayla: But that does sound exciting for you this new career choice.

Xavier: Yep I'm gonna be a animal tamer

Zayla: No doubt Peta will stop spamming your emails now huh.

Xavier: Oh definitely, Just wondering how I will start that path after the race.

Zayla: There's a lot of ways you can do it, animal shelter, TV show and Zoo keeper but to help put your foot through the door I can get you a spot at my carnival.

Xavier: You mean host a animal barn at your carnival ?

Zayla: Well I still have a lot of rented space still vacant for other attractions so yeah if you feel like you can make a animal attraction while honing your newfound skills and making me money at the sametime then I can help you out.

Xavier:....I could kiss you right now for that amazing offer.

Zayla: (blush and smirks) I don't see what's stopping you

(The both her music)

Xavier: What is that ?

Izzy: (Begins playing "Oh My Izzy" on her phone)

Owen: (Sits there on his donkey) You remember that song....

Izzy: You sang it after I was taken away, We both ended up in the hospital after the plane crushed us.

Owen: You landed on my kiwi's.........

Izzy:.......Umm after that I had mental coma and which brought out Brainzilla

Owen: Your not Mike

Izzy: Well Something happened that Izzy can't remember what happened, After that She was in the aftermath which I got hit in the head again and now I'm back to myself

Owen: But even you are telling the truth WHY didn't you talk to me during the end of World tour ?

Izzy: Izzy didn't even know it happened...she thought you just wanted some space....plus the RCMP went after her again....look after this race I need to show you something ?

Zayla: (Rides past Izzy and Owen on the donkey with Xavier) Don't mind us were just strolling by

Owen: (Grabs the crystal ball and shakes it) WHAT SHOULD I DO !

Crystal Ball: (Text: I ship it)

Izzy: HOW DOES NAVY SHIPS SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS !

Crystal Ball: (Text: Look just make the fat fucker watch the season maybe that can help, right now just get out of the jungle it's the wrong way)

Xavier: Wrong way you tell us this now ?

Crystal Ball: (Text: I just wanted to see if you'd to make out already)

Jungle Path (9:53 Am)

Jacques: (Sees a temple up ahead) I don't see any of the teams ahead of us

Josee: The Gold is ours again (Rides off)

(Ludwig, Ben, Crimson and Ennui hide in the bushes that the Ice Dancers pass)

Ben: That should keep the Ice Dancers in the wrong direction, They can't tell temples apart right.

Ludwig: The only people who could would of been Harold or Geniuses, Neither of them are here. (Hears someone) Quiet (The four of them including their donkeys duck back into the bushes)

Sanders: (Checks the map) Didn't the map say to go south of the temple not north ?

Mac Arthur: Do you speak Spanish ?

Sanders: No.....

Mac Arthur: The Ice Prancers, Goths and Tags went this way they know the way. (Rides past the bushes on her donkey)

Sanders: (Rides past on her donkey)

Ben: Should we tell them ?

Crimson: They followed us on their own risk (Nods).....we need to get back on track now.

Ludwig: (Climbs onto his donkey) Plus she jumped at me during the dune buggies.

(Both Crimson and Ennui look at each other)

Crimson:..................(Smiles)

Ennui:....................(Smiles)

Ben: (Pops up in between them) Ello we need to go now.

Bridge (10:25 Am)

(Adversity Twins and Neighbours cross the bridge)

Brody: (Falls of his donkey and hits the ground)

Donkey: (Also makes depressed sound)

Geoff: Bro (Jumps off his donkey and helps him up)

Brody: What's the point of this man, The further we go the more crushing our lost will be.

Giselle: Please don't think like that Brody-Kun.....

Adam: (Talks to the donkey) Tough day huh ?

Donkey: (Brays to Adam)

Adam: You got rejected too ?

Brody: (Pats the donkey) Were both lone wolfs....thrown into a world of pain left to fight off for ourselves..

Adam: That statement is so incorrect.

Brody: (Wolf howls)

Adam:......(Wolf howls even louder)

Brody: (Looks at Adam) Really.....that's a rough story man

Geoff: ?

Giselle: Trust me Brody your first crush or love won't always be your only one...

Geoff: Yeah there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Adam: What do fish have to do with this ?

(Geoff and Giselle laugh)

Adam: (Puts his arms around the donkey and Brody) How about after this race to cheer us all up we have one of those local fiestas dinner ?

Donkey: (Happily brays)

Chill Zone (10:30 Am)

(Tag Alongs and Goths reach the chill zone)

(Loki hops off the donkey and lands onto the carpet of completion)

(Crimson and Ennui walk onto the carpet of completion)

Don: Goths well you don't really look like them at the moment but First place......PLEASE BE EXCITED THAT A VERY BIG NUMBER !

Ben: (Arrives with Ludwig)

Don: (Sigh) Whatever, Tag Alongs...I can't help but notice you changed some of the teams directions.

Ludwig: We did ?

Don: You lead them to a Aztec temple.

Ludwig: Is there a rule against having other teams follow you ?

Don:..........

Ben: Technically they followed us when we went there so they kinda sabotaged themselves.

Don: Okay whatever fuck it you enjoy the loophole for now cause I will update that next episode, Second Place !

Ben: Wohoo Ennui, Crimson we need to celebrate !

Crimson: Me and Ennui are just gonna head back to the village.

Ludwig: Why back there ? You still have to get your white make up back on.

Ennui: Crimson and I just.....want to know the person behind the paint......Mind loki for us for a bit (He and Crimson walk off)

Luna: (Pokes Loki) (Telepathic: Yay you get to hang out with us more)

Loki: (Groans)

Jack: (Arrives at the chill zone on his Donkey while Rebecca is on her donkey)

Don: Third Place Neighbours.

Rebecca: (Sneezes)

Jack: This whole lap felt shorter then normal.

Don: Yeah I didn't think you would all get the pepper eating part over with twenty minutes earlier then I expected.

(Adversity Twins Arrive)

Don: And here comes the newest op team of the race.

Mickey: Op ?

Don: Forth Place Twins

Temple (10:32 Am)

Josee: Where the devil is Don we found the temple ?

Jacques: Perhaps he inside waiting for us (Opens the temple door)

Mac Arthur: (She and Sanders run past them and into the temple) Have fun being behind us again !

Josee: Ugh Get back here (Runs after them)

(The Four of them run to the inside of the temple but it's pitch black.

Sanders: Don ! ?

Jacques: Are we in the wrong temple ?

Josee: Wrong temple this is the only one ?

Sanders: There was another south of the map.

Josee: But the Vampires and Tags were here......

Jacques: I think we just got played.

Mac Arthur: Oh Oh OH that freaking goggle kid did it (Runs off) Sanders we gotta move.

Josee: DON'T LEAVE US HERE IN THE DARK (Runs after them)

Sanders: This is why I suggested reading the map.

Chill Zone (10:47 Am)

(Fairy Tale Impostors and Surfer Dudes arrive)

Don: (Fairy Tale Impostors) Fifth place (Surfer Dudes) Sixth place

Brody: (Smiles)

Geoff: You okay dude.

Giselle: (Whispers to Geoff) He's reached acceptance..It's all smooth sailing from here.

Brody: Yep after today I understand now I've seen the light.....

Don: Don't tell me you found Jesus...

Brody: Nah Don I understand now that my actions today were a waste of energy, Dragging on my feelings and refusing to accept what happened in Vegas.

Don: A lot of people like to forget what happened in Vegas too.

(Mysterious Friends arrive at the carpet of completion)

Brody:.....I turned away one of my close friends and took my anger out on him.

Zayla: Or what we assumed was anger....

Brody: Xavier I'm sorry for my actions today I wasn't the dude I was suppose to be......

Xavier: What is happening.....(Looks at Don)

Don: You got Seventh place.

Brody: But what's more important is that dudes stick together.

Zayla: (Raises eyebrow)

Brody: And girls too. (Walks over to Xavier and Zayla and offers a hug)

Xavier: (Notices Giselle and all the other teams watching them)

Zayla: Today was tough on him and on some of us (Gets water out of her ear) (Playfully pushes Xavier towards Brody) Go on

Brody: (Hugs Xavier) Dude

Xavier: (Hugs Brody)....Dude

Zayla: (Hugs both of them) Dude

Geoff: (Grabs Don) Hug party DUDE

Don: NOOOOOOOOO (Screams)

Geoff: (Hugs Don, Zayla, Xavier and Brody in a huge hug pile)

(Reality TV Pros arrive)

Don: Eighth Place Pros

Izzy: Hey "My name is Geoff" can I borrow the world tour dvd ?

Geoff: Sure (Looks at Brody)

Brody: (Checks his pockets) (Pulls out White Stallion Glue, A Banana and then the World Tour dvd)

Zayla: Should I even ask about the Banana

Xavier: I've learnt that it's best to not ask questions.

Brody: Well lets put today behind us with a rad village fiesta !

Village (10:48 Am)

Donkey: (Stops at a water barrel and drinks)

Josee: (Pokes Donkey) Move !

Jacques: Josee it needs water

Josee: Well I need gold now

Jacques: We haven't seen any other team since the cliff dive

Josee: There probably lost okay...DON'T STRESS ME ! (Climbs back onto her Donkey)

Bridge (10:54 Am)

Donkey: (Stands there)

Mac Arthur: Get up it's just a stinking bridge.

Donkey: (Looks at Mac Arthur)

Mac Arthur: MOVE IT YA BEAST

Sanders: Just give it a drink she looks exhausted

Mac Arthur: Fine (Gets out the remaining canteen of milk and feeds it to the donkey)

Donkey: (Gets back up)

Mac Arthur: Huh...

Sanders: (Looks back to see the Ice Dancer Donkeys) The Ice Dancers there back

Mac Arthur: Oh fuck, MOVE IT, MOVE IT (They both cross over the bridge on their donkeys)

Jacques: Faster Josee I can see the chill zone ! (They both cross the bridge)

Chill Zone (10:56 Am)

Don: It All comes down to this, Which team will beat the Mexican heat !

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Jacques: (Riding his Donkey)

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Sanders: (Riding her donkey)

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Josee: (Speeds up to Mac Arthur's Donkey)

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Mac Arthur: I guess you can say Ice Guys always come in last (Shakes her glutes infront of Josee)

Josee: (Stress and Anger kicks in) UGH

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Josee: I Am NOT Putting up with your ugly stupidity AGAIN ! (Donkey buck kicks Mac Arthur off her Donkey)

Mac Arthur: (Hits the ground) UGH

Sanders: MAC ARTHUR (Hops off her donkey and runs over to her)

(Jacques and Josee reach the carpet of completion)

Don: And...Ninth Place to the Ice Dancers..Second Last place

Jacques: YAHOOO !

Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques and Josse "Ice Dancers")

Jacques: We weren't cheering our ranking, Finishing in Ninth place is shameful and disgusting.

Josee: But this week could be our best ever, Having just taken our the Unlikely Reality Tv Couple now knocking the Police Cadets out of the competition literally

Jacques: That's worth celebrating no one can stop us now

(They both then proceed to do a creepy evil laugh)

Chill Zone (11:00 Am)

Sanders: (Helps up Mac Arthur)

Mac Arthur: She got lucky......

Brody: (Walks by with Geoff, Mickey, Jay, Adam, Giselle, Jack and Rebecca) Lunch is on me fellas

Mac Arthur: Hey Brody I'll trade you a kiss if we can swap ranks.

Brody: Sorry hot stuff but I've come to terms now that I can't chase you forever

Mac Arthur: Can't you accept that AFTER helping me out ?

Brody: But then I would of learnt nothing to my character (Walks off with the group)

Adam: Character ?

Rebecca: Those stages of heartbreak make people say weird things.

Mac Arthur: Dam it

Sanders: (Helps Walk Mac Arthur over to the Chill Zone)

Xavier: (Stands at the carpet of completion with Zayla and Don) U sure you can't spare another non elimination round ?

Don: (Shakes his head) Sanders, Mac Arthur......You two were such a good team, Probably one of the powerhouses of the season along with your trio alliance......But I'm afraid nothing lasts forever....and it makes me very sad to announce that you are the last team to reach the carpet of completion....and your time on the remarkable race has drawn to a close.......

Mac Arthur: I'm glad I got to do this with my partner.....(Sniffles)

Zayla: Are you crying ?

Mac Arthur: No I got hit by an onion !

Xavier: Well this sucks, I was looking forward to beating you two at the finale.

Mac Arthur: Ha please you would be wetting yourself and begging for mercy !

Zayla: I wish you both the best of luck on your future journeys (Hugs Sanders and Mac Arthur)

Sanders: (Hugs Zayla back) Thanks do promise me one thing.......Take down the Ice Dancers.....

Xavier: Noted

Mac Arthur: And one promise from me too.......(Playfully shoves Xavier into Zayla) Now Kiss !

Montage (Sanders and Mac Arthur)

Sanders: Well Thirty two teams started this race and we made it to the final nine that's pretty good

Mac Arthur: Nah that only made it worse.

Sanders: We face adversity not the twins, We fought our way through the toughest and dangerous challenges the world threw at us and made it out alive. We learned alot

Mac Arthur: I learned that this was heaps of pain all for nothing. Alright I guess I learned more then that like my partner is pretty forgiving of me being a bone head, meet a few people who can match our swag and we got to show the world what were made of huh.

Sanders: And it won't ever forget.

Village (11:10 Am)

Mac Arthur: So got anything on your bucket list while were in Mehico.

Sanders: I always want to watch a luchadore match.

Mac Arthur: Now were talking

(Suddenly a bank alarm goes off)

Sanders: A bank robbery ?

(A hot dog car drives by with all the money)

Mac Arthur: (Gets out a police horn and puts it onto the donkey) Change of plans duty calls

Sanders: (Puts on cop shades) Andale (They both ride off on donkeys after the hotdog car)

* Credits

(Camera Flies around the Place)

(Camera Shows the Air Port)

Attendant: (Stands There)

(All Thirty Pairs Run Past the Attendant)

(Camera Follows the Pairs into the Plane)

Noah And Emma: (Standing by the Bathroom door talking)

Owen: (Charges Past and Accidentally knocks them Over as he Closes the Bathroom Door)

Emma: (Gets Up)

Kitty: (Taking a Selfie With Lorenzo And Chet Who are Glaring at each Other)

(The Photo Shows Chet about to Tackle Lorenzo)

Emma: (Takes Phone off Kitty And Throws it out the plane window)

(Camera Follows the Phone Free Falling)

Mickey And Jay: (Are In Mid Air Using a Parachute)

(The Phone Hits their Parachute and they Crash land into the Ocean of Australia)

Shawn: (Rides By on A Emu Going Very Fast)

Jasmine: (Climbs Up Ayers Rock)

Calvin: (Already at the top of the Rock Eating Vegemite)

Cory: (Throws Boomerang)

(The Camera Follows the Boomerang All the Way to Brazil)

Chef: (Swings Across the Cliff on A Vine Holding Chris)

(Boomerang flies by and cuts the Rope)

Chef And Chris: (Fall down into the River)

(Boomerang Continues to Fly)

Laurie, Miles, Dawn and Tabby: (All Sit their Meditating)

(The Boomerang Flies to a Icy Field)

Josee And Jacques: (Skating Away)

Jake And Sydney: (Tries to Skate past them but the Boomerang knocks them out)

Josse And Jacques: (Then Leap into the air this changes the scene to France Where they Gracefully land on the Carpet)

Giselle: (Happily Sighs at Jacques)

Adam.W: (Frowns And But then Gets Idea)

Adam.W: (He and Giselle Run down the Street)

Tom And Jen: (Checking the Clothing Bags they Brought)

Adam.W: (Rushes by with Giselle Causing clothes to fly out of the bag and land on Tom and Jen)

Jen: (Is Now Wearing Tom's Clothes)

Tom: (Is Now Wearing Jen's Clothes)

Adam.W: (Puts his Hand over the Camera and then moves it changing the scene from France to a Beach)

Geoff: (Surfs by on a Surf Board)

Brody: (Crashes his Surf Board and Lands on Ellody and Mary)

Devin: (Gets out of the Water)

Carrie: (Hugs Devin)

Devin: (Is Confused)

Geoff: (Puts His Hat over the Camera Channing the Scene of a Beach to Transylvania)

Gerry: (Holding a Flash Light)

Crimson And Ennui: (Pop Up from a Coffin)

Pete: (Gets a Heart Attack from their Sudden Pop up)

Pete: (Gets up)

Leonard: (Aims His Wand at Crimson And Ennui)

Tammy: (Plays Ocarina)

Crimson: (Stares at the Camera until the Scene Changes to A Desert)

Zane And Sarah: (Spying on People)

Axel and Tori: (Climb onto a Camel and then jump off it and grab onto a Pyramid's Ledge

Sarah: (Ships it)

Noah.M: (Slides down the Pyramid and Knocks Axel and Tori off it)

Joanne: (Looks Annoyed at Noah.M)

Noah.M: (Shrugs)

Trixie And Ludwig: (Drive By on a Dune Buggies racing each other)

Krystal and Ben: (Run After The Dune Buggies Since there controlling it)

Zane: (Ships it)

Krystal: (Throws Pie at Zane)

(The Camera follows the Dune Buggies as they arrive at the Train Station)

Sanders: (Gives Ludwig and Trixie A Speeding ticket)

Mac Arthur: (Places Wanted Poster of the ice Dancers on the wall and then kicks the train door down)

Harold: (Picks his Nose)

Steve: (Drops Smoke Bomb)

(The Smoke Covers the Screen which changes the location to a Rock Concert)

Dwayne: (Is backstage practising Air guitar but is doing it terribly

Dwayne Jr: (Facepalms)

(Rock, Spud, Adam.T, Oskar, Beardo and Trent are all seen on the stage rocking it out)

(Purple Fire then appears behind them)

Rock: (Does a Stage Dive)

Trent: (Stage Dives)

Spud: (Stages Dives for Choco Oink)

Adam.T: (Is Tackled by Fan Girls)

Oskar: (Small laugh Until his Guitar catches on Fire)

Beardo: (Mimics Bow Noise)

Xavier And Zayla: (Are on the roof)

Xavier: (Fires a Zip Line bow and then zip lines down on it)

Zayla: (Looks into the Crystal Ball)

(The Crystal Ball glows Pink)

(The Camera then zooms into the Crystal Ball and then zooms out showing the Airport again with All 31 teams outside posing)

Don: (Gets Camera out and takes a Picture)

Super Jack And Rebecca: (Jump into the Camera at the last second to be in the Photo)

(The Screen then flashes With the Words in Gold Saying " The Remarkable Race"

Episode 27: The Last of the Cauchos[]

The Last of the Cauchos
Season 3, Episode 27

Date	United States: 18th February 2017 Australia: 19th February 2017
World Location	Acapulco, Mexico → Buenos Aires, Argentina
Challenge(s)	* Perform a Tango Dance Catch a Rhea on horseback
Winner(s)	Read And Find Out
Eliminated	Read And Find Out
Episode Guide
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(The Remarkable Race Logo Appears for Two Seconds and then goes to the Intro)

Don: Last Time On the Remarkable Race.

Don: Things got spicy in Mexico, Brody picked a poten pepper to impress Mac Arthur but went through a entire break up cycle which almost threw his alliance away.

Don: The Ungothed part two occurred but they quickly hid behind the Tag Alongs speaking of The Tags

Don: They abused a loophole in the race by leading the Ice Dancers and Police Cadets into the wrong direction.

Don: While Mysterious Friends seem to be spicing things up from just friend and The Reality TV Pros starting to rekindle things

Don: But unlucky last the Cadets were the victims of the Tag Along's and Goths backfired plan leaving the Ice Dancers with one less foe to worry about

Don: Nine teams left and another will disappear today....find out now on............................THE REMARKABLE RACE ! (Winks the sparkle flashes at the screen which goes to the opening)

Opening

(The Camera Shows a Globe Until A Ticket Appears which then Zooms in and Changes to Five Columns, One of A Snowy Background, City Background, Desert Background,Jungle Background And Mountain Background)

Snow: (The Shadows of Owen, Noah, Mickey, Jay, Krystal, Trixie, Ludwig, Ben, Josse, Jacques, Beardo And Trent Can be Seen Running in the Blue Background)

City: (The Shadows of Tom, Jen, Zane, Sarah, Emma, Kitty, Devin, Carrie, Jack, Rebecca, Ellody, Mary, Calvin And Cory Can be Seen Running in the Purple Background)

Desert: (The Shadows of Axel, Tori, Tabby, Dawn, Shawn, Jasmine, Zayla, Xavier, Rock, Spud, Oskar And Adam.T Can be Seen Running In the Yellow Back Ground)

Jungle: (The Shadows of Chef, Chris, Laurie, Miles, Chet, Lorenzo, Adam.W, Giselle, Ennui, Crimson, Brody and Geoff Can be Seen Running In the Green Background)

Mountain: (The Shadows of Dwayne, Dwayne Jr, Jake, Sydney, Noah.M, Joanne, Tammy, Leonard, Pete, Gerry, Steve, Harold, Sanders And Mac Arthur Can Be Seen Running In The Orange Background)

(The Camera Then Goes Back to the World Map where Dots appear on certain Countries and Begin Connecting to other Countries)

(A Photo a France, Australia, Mexico and Japan Are placed down)

(Then The Camera Changes to Three Columns One of a Plane, Train And Bus)

(A Taxi Then Drives Up and the Camera Zooms into A pitch black screen)

(The Image of Each Pair Appear with Their Team Colour background on the Screen All together There Are Five Rows)

Top Row: Rock/Spud, Jake/Sydney, Ellody/Mary, Jay/Mickey, Jacques/Josse, Oskar/Adam.T

2nd Top Row: Calvin/Cory, Sarah/Zane, Ben/Ludwig, Krystal/Trixie, Tom/Jen, Brody/Geoff

Mid Row: Harold/Steve, Carrie/Devin, Leonard/Tammy, Giselle/Adam.W Jasmine/Shawn, Beardo/Trent

2nd Bottom Row: Joanne/Noah.M, Rebecca/Jack, Laurie/Miles, Emma/Kitty, Owen/Noah, Gerry/Pete, Xavier/Zayla

Bottom Row: Crimson/Ennui, Axel/Tori, Chet/Lorenzo, Sanders/Mac Arthur, Dwayne/Dwayne Jr. Dawn/Tabby, Chef/Chris

(The Screen Then Flashes To a Globe With The Title "The Remarkable Race" on it)

Starting Point (8:00 Am)

Don: Welcome back to Mehico (Walks over to the Goths) Where our last episode winners the Goths are about to depart from today's starting line

Ennui: (He and Crimson no have their make up back on)............

Don: Please say something.

Crimson: (Presses the Don box) Travel to Buenos Aires in Argentina

Don: Thank you !

* Globe

(The Camera zooms out of Mexico and moves south east to Argentina)

(A Image of the Argentina flag is shown)

Don: The Capital of Argentina, Buenos Aires, Is a world class city famous for it's love of football, theatre and delicious red meat.

Argentina Airport (8:00 Am)

Don: (Exits the airport holding red meat and eating it) Once teams land they will find the Don box at the airport with their next tip. (Takes another bite) Hmm not bad I always love meat. (Camera guy laughs) What ?

Starting Point (8:05 Am)

(The Goths just stand there)

Don: You can go....

Crimson: Were waiting for someone.....

Don: What dark spirit or cult demon are you waiting for now ?

Ben: Our turn (Presses the Don Box)

Don: (Sees Ben and Ludwig arrive) close enough (Walks off)

Ludwig: Your still here ?

Ennui: We wanted to apologise about yesterday ?

Ludwig: What about yesterday.

Crimson: Were sorry that....you had to see us like that.....

Ben: Aww come on you two do NOT need to apologise at all just because you followed us and showed us your face.

Ennui:.......we just look...repulsive

Ludwig: You just need to learn to love your self image, we all sorta hated our own images back when puberty hit us like fire truck

Ben: I even made a movie about growing up......it was a nightmare......

Loki: (Sits there)

Luna: (Jumps over Loki and sits down on the dirt)

Loki:..........

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: Nice face paint)

Loki: (Grumbles) (Voice: It's not face paint, It's a embodiment that has transcended from all that is stupid, Didn't you notice that I had this on for the entire show)

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: Yeah but looking closer it looks cute)

Loki:.......(Voice: What ?)

Taxi (8:13 Am)

(Three Split screen shows the Ice Dancers, Reality Tv Pros and Mysterious Friends all getting into separate taxis)

Owen, Jacuqes, Zayla, Josee And Xavier: DRIVE !

Izzy: TO THE MOON

Don: Tips in hand the last three teams are now racing to the airport to get seats on the next flight out.

Taxi (8:15 Am)

Owen:.........

Izzy: You feeling "O"kay today ?

Owen: yeah but I feel sorry about the whole brainzilla thing.

Izzy: Don't be Izzy didn't even know she existed it wasn't your fault. I was worried If I'm honesty cause even though I scare off a LOT of people and aliens.....but I didn't want to you to go away because of me.

Owen: Awwwww

Taxi Driver: (Accidentally crashes into an elephant)

Elephant: (Sits on the taxi which breaks it)

Izzy: AHHH JUMBO HAS COME BACK FOR REVENGE !

Owen: UH NO I ALREADY ATE THE PEANUTS

* Confessional (Owen And Izzy)

(A White bar appears at the bottom saying Owen and Izzy "Reality Tv Pros")

Izzy: It's going full circle now, I once eat an entire supply box of peanuts that were meant to go to the Elephants at a zoo......They've come back for revenge.....they forgive but never forget !

Owen: Why were you at the zoo ?

Izzy: Hiding from the RCMP I lived two weeks with a tribe of lions fun times.

Road (8:16 Am)

(Another taxi stops nearby)

Xavier: (Exits the taxi) Out of fuel great twenty dollars down the drain and we didn't even get to the airport.

Zayla: (Exits the taxi) The taxi driver recommended a bike store near by but they only accept peso's

Xavier: (Sees the Elephant on the Reality Tv Pro's Taxi) Better idea.

Owen: I DON'T WANT TO BECOME ELEPHANT POO (Hugs Izzy and closes his eyes) (He opens his eyes to see Xavier sitting on top of the elephant) Huh ?

Xavier: Well I do believe I'm getting the hang of this

Confessional (Zayla) (Road background)

Zayla: A lot happened after yesterday, bad things including the Cadets getting eliminated, But the good things include the Ice Dancers digging their graves by literally mule kicking another team but most importantly Xavier has been developing a lot with his aim towards animal taming and possible feelings for me It's hilariously cute when he tries to not show it but I can see clearly now even when the ball shows anything but clear.

Road (8:16 Am)

Zayla: From Barn animals to giant's already

Xavier: (Shares a bucket of peanuts with the elephant) Food, You eat with them to further establish a bond....if my encounters with Loki are correct

Zayla: (Climbs up into the elephant) If the bunny wasn't trolling you.

Xavier: (Smirks) (Pats the elephant) To the big place with tons of flying objects

Elephant: (Gets up from being seated on the taxi and charges off)

Owen:...............Think any of the other teams are doing better then us ?

Taxi (8:19 Am)

Josee: UGGGGGGG FASTER, If the other teams catch an earlier flight I'm going to do something bad

Jacques: Josee your starting to scare me.....

Josee: VERY BAD !

Jacques: You know you can't crash air planes with your mind right

Josee: No Jacques I don't know that cause I'm not a stupid space feline that hangs out with a bunch of rats who GOT US LOST IN MEXICO !

Jacques: But we also got rid of the Cadets in Mexico you shouldn't be so tense

Josee: The other teams were watching us, THERE ALWAYS WATCHING US !

(It doesn't help that the radio in their taxi is Playing the song "Somebody's watching me")

Taxi (8:23 Am)

Brody: You'd think after getting over a heartbreak you'd feel better.

Geoff: But we lost two good amigo's yesterday, All thanks to Josse's mule kick which was so uncool dude.

Brody: I felt so bummed and kinda empty.....So I filled that emptiness with Burritos (Pats his belly) So many burritos.

Geoff: But were still here in the top nine, We won't let them go down in vain were gonna show the Ice Dancers what were made off.

Brody: (Feels his stomach) Ugh dude I think I'm made of soo many burrito beans at the moment (Burps)

Geoff: Nah dude were not made of beans.

Airport (8:26 Am)

Jay: (Leaning on the counter while the attendant at the register gets their plane tickets) So for me and my bro picking peppers and dipping on ice is a cake walk, It's strange though I thought we were going to get eaten alive in the competition but last episode everyone else was eating sand (Jay, Mickey and the Attendant laughs as she gives them their ticket)

Jack: Does Mickey and Jay come off differently lately ?

Adam: My sons have grown up.....

Mickey: We learn from the best (Jack and Rebecca head over to the counter)

Jack: Should I tell a story too ?

Attendant: No sir just tell us where you need to go.

Rebecca: Next one to Argentina.

Jack: I got official Identification this time too (Places card down)

Attendant: (Looks at it)

Adam: Wasn't that the one you brought at the Black Market ?

Jack: Nope.

Josee: (From the back of the line) WILL YOU HURRY IT UP !

Adam: We seriously need to do something about the Ice Dancers

Mickey: Maybe we just need to distract them ?

Jack: Occupy them long enough so they lose focus that.....could work

Rebecca: Sounds risky

Jack: Name one thing that's not risky

Rebecca: Baking pie

Ludwig: That's risky

Zayla: Science is risky

Ludwig: Faith in made up magic is risky

Xavier: Getting shot with an arrow is way more risky

Ben: Cardboard has no risk at all (Suddenly security alarms go off, The guard take the cardboard off Ben) INJUSTICE !

Rebecca: Good point just anything o get rid of the ice jerks.

Josee: URG that's it Jacques pick me up

Jacques: (Lifts up Josee)

(Mysterious Friends walk up to the counter)

Zayla: Tickets for two to Argentina

Attendant: Oh two tango's down at Buenos aires

Xavier:......It's for a show

Attendant: What's showing ?

(Josee flies past and tackles the Attendant)

Josee: Thank you (Grabs the tickets) JACQUES LET'S GO (Runs off)

Xavier:.....wankers (Watches The Ice Dancers steal their plane tickets)

* Confessional (Adam And Giselle)

(A Pink bar appears at the bottom saying Adam And Giselle "Fairy Tale Impostors")

Giselle: At this point I've stopped caring about the Ice Dancers turning around....but there's one last thing I can use that Jacques told me long ago that could destroy Josee's spirit....but I don't want it to come to that

Adam: I think it's already come to that there in the same flight with us.

Giselle: (Sighs)........Then were left with no choice.

First Flight (8:26 Am)

(A Four split screen shows the Fairy Tale Impostors, Neighbours, Determination Twins and Ice Dancers)

Don: Four teams have taken the earliest flight they could however the other five teams are now left waiting at the airport and worse of all....we've ran out of sad face stickers for the plane.....

Airport (8:27 Am)

(Goths, Tag Alongs and Reality Tv Pros are all seated at the airport)

Zayla: This suck they just stole our first seat tickets....(Sits down)

Xavier: Could be worse there's still four other teams here and I still got your company (Takes a seat)

Zayla: Lucky you huh.

Xavier: Your the one with the good luck ball.

Owen: (Nudges Xavier) Learning from the best huh

Xavier: (Looks at Owen)....You mentioned Izzy in china right

Izzy: That's me.

Zayla: I take it the subtle route went well for you too.

Owen: Were still kinda repairing things....but cool to see you two are building something

Zayla: Didn't take you for the observant type Owen

Izzy: Building ooh I can I help with the constructions

Xavier: Constructions ?

(Surfers enter the airport doors)

Geoff: (Runs in) Did we miss anything ?

Xavier: Just the first flight.

Geoff: (Snaps fingers)

Brody: (Walks in with his hands on this stomach) Too many burritos

Izzy: (Sees Brody) WHEN'S THE CHILD COMING OUT ?

Xavier: For the love of all don't make me the uncle.

Brody: Nah dude I just put on a bit of weight to fill the emptiness from losing the cadets last episode.

(The Goths and Tag Alongs sit there and just listen to the conversation)

* Confessional (Ben And Ludwig)

(A Blue bar appears at the bottom saying Ben And Ludwig "Tag Alongs")

Ben: Oh boy did our plan backfire last episode.

Ludwig: The Cadets screwed themselves over by ruining our attempt to screw over the Ice Dancers.

Ben: Basically a screwception......that sound wrong (Grabs the camera) DELETE THIS CLIP

Ludwig: So for now our next option could be to ally with the Goths especially after Mexico it seems possible.

Ben: Just never tell the Surfers or Mysterious Friends with benefits that the cadets got lost because of us.

Air Port (8:30 Am)

Brody: I'm already feeling kinda slow (Pats his belly)

Xavier: I'm guessing I would have to help you get back to shape after this round ?

Brody: Awesome idea !

Geoff: Okay so any idea how were gonna like deal with those Ice Dancers ?

Xavier: that's sorta been taken care of from the looks of it (Points to the countless posters that have been posted around the airport)

Brody: (Takes a poster off the wall and reads it) "Do you hate Ice Dancers like we do....then join the Anti-Ice-Dancer-Squad nown as aids" ?

(The posters are poorly drawn and written)

Zayla: Nown....Did a kindergartener write this ?

Flight One (Unknown Time)

Adam: (Holds out the same poster) I like to think my drawing has improved.

Giselle: It has senpai. But your missing the letter K in known

Adam: Why would there be a K in nown ?

Giselle:......Silent letters

Adam: But there is no K sound

Confessional (Adam) (Plane background)

Adam: LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING !

Don: Tell me about it

Adam: I just did.

Flight One (Unknown Time)

Jack: (Walks down the plane with a drink of hot chocolate)

Mickey: Bathroom ?

Jack: Nah I'm gonna talk to the Ice Dancers.

Mickey: Why would you want to talk to them ?

Jack: To see if I can try to reason with one of them.

Jacques: (Sees Jack)

Jack: Ever notice that our name has the same first three letters J a and c

Jacques: ha that is funny why choose bring it up now though ?

Jack: Just thought it was a cool fact. (Looks around to see that Josee isn't with him)

Jacques: Perhaps Jack and Jacques are just country variant names

Jack: My Ice counterpart huh ?

Jacques: (Shrugs) So I take it your here to sabotage us ?

Jack: Have I ever done that you do yet ?

Jacques: After your group of meddling kids watched us throw the cadets out and (grabs a poster off the wall) This

Jack: Adam draws the best posters doesn't he

Jacques: It has me being eaten by a wolf and Josee drowning in ice ?

Jack: Art these days huh...so tell me about you and Josee.

Jay: (Drinks lemonade from a glass)

Mickey: (Asleep)

???: Hey

Jay: (Turns around to see Josee is sitting next to them).......

Josee: Long journey huh....so how's the race been ?

Jay: It's been great so far. (Looks at the security button on his seat for a second)

Josee: It has, I like your jackets matching colours huh

Jay: We have two different shades of blue....like the black outfits you and Jacques are wearing

Josee: Don't judge a book by it's cover they say (Nudges Jay)

Jay: Was there something you wanted to tell us ?

Josee:....I was hoping not to tell you this but your in the final nine

Jay: We know our math

Josee: But do you know your friends.

Jay: They would never think twice about us heck Adam said were like cubs to him

Josee: But wolves could eat their own kind !........I'm just warning you that competition can bring out a dangerous side in people.......and a even bigger one if you block THEM from the Podium.......It was nice talking to you (Walks off)

Confessional (Josee) (Plane background)

Josee: Jack's trying to lower our guard down by talking to Jacques so to get even I need to flip the Twins back down a notch.

Airport (11:30 Am)

(The Argentina timezone is three hours ahead of Mexico)

First Flight: (Lands down in Argentina)

Don: Our first four teams are now landing down in Buneos Aires and Ice Dancers take an early lead...as usual

Josee: Don Box (She and Jacques run over to the Don Box)

Jack: (Jumps onto the Don Box and sits on it) Hey Ice Guys I'm curious

Josee: What do you want now !

Mickey: (Hides behind the Don Box)

Jack: Before this race starts I'm doing a survey what's your favourite Destination ?

Mickey: (Opens the back of the Don Box and grabs three travel tips out of it) (He runs off while there not looking)

Josee: The ones we win.

Jacques: France was marvellous, Oh so is Iceland and Vegas I got to wear a dress

(Adam, Giselle, Rebeca, Mickey and Jay run past them and the Don box)

Josee: Where are they going ?

Jack: (Hops off the Don Box) To the challenge seeya (Runs off)

Jacuqes: (Gasp)

Josee: (Hits the Don Box) UGH THERE STALLING US !

Jacques: Can't believe they've stoop that low

Jack: (Running) That should keep them behind us for a minute

Adam: Go Jack

Rebecca: (Reads the travel tip) It's an "All In" Tango Takedown ?

Streets (11:30 Am)

Don: For this all In Challenge, Teams must head here (Points to a building) To the national academy of tango to learn and then perform this passionate Argentinian dance, One misstep means starting over but get a thumbs up from this local tango instructor who's name I never learned due to foreign pronouncing.

Ranch (11:31 Am)

Don: After that it's another cab ride to this ranch where they will find the Don box with their next tip. (Leans on the Gaucho cowboy themed Don Box) Normally I hate it when you dress them up but this one I love

Taxi (11:32 Am)

Josee: A Tango challenge

Jacques: (Laughs) Zee we are Ice Dancers

Josee: If you take the word Ice away what are you left with

Jacques: Dancers

Josee: HA today won't be so bad after all (The Taxi stops) Huh are we here ?

Taxi Driver: No no no, There's construction going on down the road (Points to a set of cone hats placed on the road and the construction sign) I'm going to have to make a ten minute detour. (Does a U turn)

Taxi (11:32 Am)

Mickey: (Watches the Ice Dancers taxi turn around)

Adam: They fell for it (Laughs) So what's tango it sounds like a type of mango ?

Giselle: It's a partner dance so it takes two to dance with such romantic and elegant moves.

Jack: I'm not much of a dancer so......

Jay: Last time I tried to dance I broke my foot.

Rebecca: I had drama and dancing as apart of my electives in school so I know some of the basics.

Second Flight (Unknown Time)

Xavier: (Puts up foot rest)

Zayla: (Puts her arm around his shoulder)

Xavier: Comfy. (Rests on Zayla's shoulder)

(Owen and Izzy sit at their seats eating nachos together and watching Total Drama Island on the screen, It's the Hook Line and Screaming Episode)

(Geoff and Brody are also watching the episode)

Owen: Great memories

Brody: How long ago was Total Drama Island ?

Izzy: Well there's not really a specific time, It's supposedly been three years since then however life wise ten years.

Geoff: Ten ?

Ben: (Looks at the Goths)

Crimson:....Can we help you ?

Ben: It's probably too late in game for an alliance but would a Ice Dancers pact work

Ennui: It would

Ben: Sweet !

Crimson: No hugs

Ben: Aww okay

Ludwig: Crimson was there any other...methods you know how we can loophole the game ?

Crimson: Were not in Mexico anymore....I'm not sure

Ludwig: Very well, So just for now just usual

Ennui: There ahead of us so yeah.....we'll plan something for them in the next round.

Plane Hangar

Loki: (Climbs up a stack of boxes and throws somethings off the desk)

Luna: (Leaps from the floor and onto the desk) Mewo (Telepathic: How come your alone down here ?)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: Your trainers are annoying and their annoying my owners so I went down here)

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: There just making friends, Which is a great thing overall remember Mexico)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: Could just be manipulation)

Luna: (Hisses) (Telepathic: They would NEVER do such misdeeds....only disobeying pie BUT that is not their intention)

Loki: (Grunt) (Voice: Alright calm your farm pussy cat)

Luna: (Telepathic: My point is if you don't want your owners to get screwed over by the Ice Dancers like mine did teaming up would help)

Loki: (Grunt) (Voice: You won't cross your fingers about this will you ?)

Luna: (Telepathic: No Paws are crossed I swear on the oath of the Fuzzie Wuzzie Whisker Land)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: What ?)

Tango Academy (11:52 Am)

(Determination Twins, Neighbours and Fairy Tale Impostor's arrive at the Academy)

Mickey: (Whispers) What's happening now ?

Adam: (Whisper) Something about demonstrations...I'm still confused.

(Neighbours, Determination Twins and Fairy Tale Impostors are now watching the dance demonstration)

Giselle: As I said very romantic dance

Jay:.....romantic dance......well were done for it was a good run. (Goes to turn around but Mickey holds the back of his jacket so he doesn't leave)

Mickey: Stay determined Jay !

* Confessional (Jay And Mickey)

(A Cyan bar appears at the bottom saying Jay And Mickey "Determination Twins")

Mickey: You feeling okay Jay....I thought I was who'd be doubting our skills ?

Jay: I'm just not sure how were going to complete this challenge...it's dancing

Mickey: Can't be as dangerous as the tennis ball launcher right

Jay: But even more humiliating if we mess this up

* Confessional (Rebecca And Jack)

(A Dark Orange bar appears at the bottom saying Rebecca And Jack "Neighbours")

Jack: I'm not much of a dancer...Super Jack is better then it at me since he went with Rebecca to school prom since she didn't have a date to go with.

Rebecca: Jack !

Jack: Whoops wasn't suppose to mention that.

Tango Academy (11:32 Am)

Rebecca: Follow my lead on (She and Jack get into tango position and step forward and back) One, two, One, Two

Jack: (Then does the spin but then crashes into the wall) Ouch

Instructor: (Thumbs Down)

Mickey and Jay:..................

Jay: How does it go again ?

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

Jay: (Sigh) This is going to be a long day.

Giselle: (She and Adam step forward and back) Two, Three, One, Two, Three

Adam: (Accidentally steps on Giselle's foot)

Giselle: EEEP

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

(The Ice Dancers arrive)

Jacques: May we

(Jacques and Josee then step forward and back, They then claps hands which Jacques spins Josee around and then catches her and does a pose) (Winks)

Instructor: (Claps)

(Runs off with Jacques, While running she bumps into Jay knocking him over)

Rebecca: (Helps Jay up)

Adam: BOOOOOOOO WHY DO THEY GET THEIR OWN THEMED CHALLENGE, THEY HAVE THE NAME DANCER IN IT.

Rebecca: Yeah when's the Gothic costume making challenge.

Jack: Or the cape crusader challenge where you take down a criminal and yell at them about how your parents are dead to justify it.

Josee: (Grabs the travel tip) Good luck catching up chumps !

Jack: Wait Josee (Runs to Jacques and Josee) before you go you might want to stop for lunch the bottom floor there serving red meat

Josee: Your not distracting me this time Jacko ! (Pushes Jack back)

Jack: (Stumbles and crashes into Jay)

Giselle: (Leers at Jacques and Josee)

Jacques: Josee let's go (Runs off with Josee)

Rebecca: (Helps Jay up) Are you hurt ?

Jay: Does confidence count ?

Argentina Airport (11:50 Am)

Brody: (Reads the travel tip) Tango...is that like some sort of Mango ?

Don: Someone's already said that line Brody

Geoff: Nah dude it's a partner styled dance

(Crimson and Ennui look awkward at each other about the idea of dancing)

Ludwig: At this rate pretty much all of us have no clue what to do ?

Xavier: Great another thing I've never learned

Zayla: I have some skill in dancing but it's mostly styled around my family gypsy songs and traditions.

Xavier: That counts for something.

Tango Academy (11:55 Am)

Mickey and Jay: (Clap) (Mickey then spins Jay)

Jay: Oh no MOTION SICKNESS (Stops and then pukes in the rubbish pin)

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

Giselle: (Dance walks with Adam) One, Two, Three, Four (Spins Adam)

Adam: (Spins around and starts spinning faster.....the speed causes Adam to drill through the floor)

Giselle: Maybe that was too elegant ?

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

Jack: (Puts on Super Jack Mask)

Rebecca: My lead (Dance walks with Jack) one, Two, Three (Claps) (She then spins Jack around)

Jack: (Spins out and then spins back to Rebecca)

Rebecca: (Catches Jack)

Instructor: (Nods and claps)

Giselle: Great job Jack-Kun continue the challenge we'll catch up.

(Jack and Rebecca exit the building)

(At great timing the Goths, Tag Alongs, Surfer Dudes and Reality TV Pros arrive)

(Geoff and Brody go next)

Geoff: Okay dude you know how to dance ?

Brody: Do I ? Dude we won that dance off at the mosh pit last October.

Geoff: Time to show them all how it's done.

Brody: (Starts break dancing)

Geoff: (Starts doing the Cossack dance)

Giselle: (Eyes widen)........ THIS ISN'T TANGO !

Adam: That looks cooler then the tango....far better then Mac Arthur's dance in Spain.

Crimson: Why are they dancing so horribly ?

Xavier: What are you guys all surprised ? (He and Zayla remain at deadpan there used to it)

Brody: (Spins around) CATCH ME DUDE (Does a stage dive styled jump at Geoff)

Geoff: (Catches Brody...however since Brody is fat Geoff starts to lose his grip) Woah (Steps back and falls over) AHHHHHHHH WATCH OUT DUDES !

(Geoff crashes into the group)

(The Goths crash and their wigs fall off)

(Mysterious Friends crash and accidentally kiss each other) Don: And there goes what might be the worse two minute moment of this show. (Crimson and Ennui quickly put their wigs back on)

Xavier: (Gets up extreme blush and nervous) Crap I'm so sorry

Zayla: (Smirks) It's fine Xav I was gonna save it for the dance.

Brody: (Gets up) So how was that ?

Adam: You might not want you honest opinion on that.

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

(Goths just stand there)

Ennui: How does this work.....

Instructor: (Thumbs down)

Ben: (Running) AHHHHH SPIN !

Ludwig: I THOUGHT YOUR WERE SPINNING (They both charge and crash into the wall before either of them can decide)

Instructor: (Thumbs Down)

Adam: (Claps)

Giselle: One, Two (Spins Adam)

Adam: (Spins back to Giselle)

Giselle: THREE (Catches Adam) (She then playfully kisses him on the forehead)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Izzy: (Spins Owen around) One Two, FIVE (Throws Owen into the air)

(Owen flies through the roof)

Izzy: Wait was this tango ? (Owen crash lands on Izzy breaking the floor below them)

Instructor: (Thumbs Down)

Xavier and Zayla: (Grab hands and go into tango position)

Zayla: The Ice Dancers and the other teams are getting ahead of us, Think you can muster the energy to blow their socks off

Xavier: Eight hundred and ten percent.

Zayla: (Leads and dances in Romai styled dancing)

Xavier: (Claps)

Zayla: (Claps) (Notices the crystal ball glows) NOW

Xavier: (Spins Zayla)

Zayla: (Spins around which creates wind that causes the roses from the vase to fly out, She catches them while spinning and then spins back to Xavier)

Xavier: (Zayla spins and grabs him before he can grab her)...?

Zayla: (Holds Xavier in the tango pose, she has a rose in her mouth)

Instructor: (Claps and then gives them thumbs up)

Xavier: That was amazing...did that hurt ?

Zayla: (Pulls out a rose throne out of her tongue) It does now actually.....

Ranch (12:08 Pm)

(Taxi parks at the ranch)

Jacques: (Presses the Don Box and grabs the tip) It's a botch or watch "Ride and Guacho ?"

Don: For this Botch or Watch the team member who didn't play ring toss in the Arctic gets to ride a horse and use a traditional "Boleadora" know as a bolas to tie up their teams designated Rheas.

(A group of nine Rheas run by each of them have a image of a certain team)

Don: Once there Rhea is wrapped up they must bring it by taxi

Chill Zone (12:10 Pm)

Don: To the chill zone located here

(The Camera zooms out and shows a GIANT mountain)

Don: Ontop of mount Aconcagua In the Andes but hurry the last team to arrive will be heading home.

Tango Academy (12:10 Pm)

Owen: (Spins around)

Izzy: (Catches Owen and goes into tango pose)

Instructor:................

Izzy: (Sweating as she is losing her grip while holding Owen)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Owen: WOOOHO (Falls)

Geoff: (Claps)

Brody: (Claps)

Geoff: (Spins Brody around)

Brody: (Hears his stomach growl while spinning) Uh no now the burritos is coming back up dude.........

Geoff: (Catches Brody)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Brody: YES We Did (Throws up)

Instructor:...................

Ludwig: Kinda wished you waited before giving the thumbs up ? (Instructor nods annoyed)

Mickey: (Leans his head on the wall) I hate dancing.......

Crimson: Your not the only one on that boat.

Jay: What about heavy metal dancing ?

Ennui: Your mistaking that for a mosh pit.

Luna: (Dances to herself)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: That's sad)

Luna: Mewo (Telepathic: Wanna join I could use company)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice:.....on one condition)

Luna: (Telepathic: Wait you agreed ?)

Loki: (Grunts) (Voice: You have to help the Goths pass)

Luna: (Hops over to Luna and uses telekinesis to lift Loki up and go into Tango position and start dancing)

Crimson:................

Ennui:...................

Mickey: Maybe if we just copy what they do that will help ?

(The Camera guy is more focused on watching Luna and Loki rather then the Tag Alongs who have nearly completed their turn)

Don: What the fuck is even happening anymore...?

Ranch (12:19 Pm)

(Two Rhea's sit down and eat the blades of grass, These two Rhea's are the Neighbours and Reality Tv Pros)

Josee: (Stands next to the two Rhea's with a grease bottle and squirts its over them)

(The Rhea's sequel and run away)

Jacuqes: (Fake gasp) Ops we accidentally got vegetable oil all over the Neighbour's and Reality TV Pros' Rheas I hope that doesn't make the challenge harder for them (Laughs until one of the Rhea's run back and kick him square in the balls) AHHHH (Falls over)

Tango Academy (12:23 Pm)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Ben: YES (Drops Ludwig)

Ranch (12:23 Am)

Josee: Who threw rings back in the Arctic ?

Jacques: I did.

Josee: Alright right then (Climbs onto the horse)......(Nervous)

Jacques: Don't worry about falling off Josee think of it as a giant puppy.

(Mysterious Friends, Neighbours And Fairy Tale Impostors arrive after exiting their taxi's)

Rebecca: (Presses the Don Box and grabs the tip) Botch or watch and it's my turn to botch....hmm horse riding.

Adam: Hey Jack how come your Rhea's has goo all over it (Notices the Rhea covered in grease)

Jack:....Don I don't remember making bets.

Jacques and Josee: (Laugh)

Rebecca: UGH You again !

Josee: What makes you think we did it ?

Jack: You have grease on your hands and shirt.

Josee: (Looks at the grease on her)

Jacques: How are you sure that's grease ?

Rebecca:......what do you mean it's not grease what else would it be......don't respond to that.

Josee: And thank you for distracting us before Jack.

Jack: Your welcome keen to do it any time.

Rebecca: You had that coming (Climbs onto her horse and rides off) AND YOU GOT A LOT MORE OF THAT COMING SOON !

Xavier: (Feeds the horse a carrot)

Zayla: (Climbs up onto the horse) How many of those did you carry ?

Xavier: Brody gave me some advice about keeping food in my pocket to keep my energy levels going....unlike him I don't intend to leave it in my pocket for the last twenty six episodes.

Adam: Better keep one eye open Josee.

Josee: Or what am I going to wake up to you humping my leg again ?

Giselle: You wouldn't want to fall sleep during a competition....not after your last one

Jacques: (Gasp)

Josee:..........What was that !

Giselle: Are you startled....you seem to panic and react a lot be careful not to DROP anyone......

Josee:....Take that back (Crushes the grease bottle in her hands and throws it) Now !

Adam: (Ducks) She's triggered run (Grabs Giselle hand and runs off)

Jack: (Is still there)

Josee: (Heavily breaths)

Jack: So.....ever heard about our lord and saviour Super Jack ?

Jacques: I don't believe I have......(Looks to Josee) Don't let their words get to your

Jose: I won't she's just jealous.....(Rides off)

* Confessional (Giselle And Adam)

(A Pink bar appears at the bottom saying Giselle And Adam "Fairy Tale Impostors")

Giselle: Remembering the conversations I had with Jacques in Bermuda and space, The harsh answer has been there all along Josee's blind spot is her overreaction and deep paranoia which is why she dropped Jacques during the Ice skating Olympics, If anything is going to hinder them it's that...

Adam: Hooray we know their weakness

Giselle: But is it right to exploit that ?

Adam: Maybe (Sheepish smile)

Ranch (12:29 Pm)

Giselle: (Climbs onto the horse)

Adam: I have to WATCH you play with dangerous animals! No fair!

Giselle: Birds aren't that bad Adam-Kun

Adam: I watched someone get mauled by birds once while looking around Australia.....

Giselle: Well maybe Argentina have friendlier ones (Rides off)

Tango Academy (12:30 Pm)

(Crimson and Ennui go into tango position)

Crimson: Imagine heavy metal music and dance to it

Loki: (Mimics the dance)

Ennui: Right (Nods) (They both step forward and back)

Crimson: (Claps and then spins around)

Ennui: (Catches Crimson)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Crimson: That was nice

Ennui: Yeah....let's never do that again

Crimson: Agreed

(Mickey and Jay go into tango position)

Mickey: (Claps, Spins Jay around and catches him)

Instructor: (Thumbs up)

Jay: (Pukes into the plant)

Ranch (12:34 Pm)

Izzy: (Throws the tip away and climbs onto the horse) GIDDY UP

Owen: (Stands there eating red meat) hmmm meat (Surfers and Tag alongs arrive) Hey guys if they have red meat here.

Brody: You think there might be other coloured meats all around the world

Owen: (Gasp) WE NEED TO FIND BLUE MEAT, GREEN MEAT AND YELLOW MEAT.

Don: Brody, Owen we love you but please stop making the entire public five percent dumber with each statement you make.

Giselle: (Riding on her horse) (Her horse has a pink ribbon on it) (Swings her bolas and throws it)

Rhea: (With the Fairy Tale Impostor's image) (Running and runs to the left to avoid it)

Rebecca: (Rides past Giselle and throws her bolas)

(Her bolas goes around the Neighbours Rhea but the grease makes it fall off)

Josee: (Rides by) Good Luck

Rebecca: Hey look a gold medal

Josee: (Turns around) Where ?

Rebecca: (Swings and throws her bolas at Josee)

Josee: AH !

Rhea: (Running)

Izzy: (Swings bolas) ALAHHAHAHAHAHRIBA ! (Throws it)

Geoff: (Ridding on his horse and is hit by Izzy's Bolas) AH

Izzy: Wrong target but I still get a point for that ?

Ludwig: (Climbs on his horse)

(The horse bucks and kicks him back)

Ben: (Laughs) Ouch

Zayla: (Throws her Bolas)

Rhea: (Runs around in circles)

Zayla: (Turns the horse around but accidentally crashes into Izzy's Horse)

Josee: (Starting to slip from her horse) Ah AHHHH must hold on (Is now holding onto the horses tail) (Falls off) AHHH...

Rebecca: (Rides past) HA double edged sword Josee !

Josee: (Gets up) What happened ? (Remembers that she got grease over her shirt and her hands) Oh

(Goths arrive)

Crimson: hmm memories (Looks at her horse)

Geoff: (Riding on his horse chasing his Rhea) Got you now my feather bro (The bolas wraps around his face causing him to fall off)..........come back

(Geoff's horse starts chasing Zayla's horse)

Zayla: What is that horse doing ? (Isn't looking and crashes into a tree and falls off her horse)

Xavier: Zay (Runs over and helps Zayla up)

Zayla: (Gets the leaves out of her hood) thanks

(The Surfers Horse and Mysterious Friends horse then walk over to each other)

Zayla: What are they doing ?

Xavier:....Something I hope they don't do

Adam: (Looks at the horses).........OH MY !

Brody: Dude our horse is crushing on your horse ?

Geoff: (Gets up and removes the bolas from his face) bad stallion don't mount other horses

Jay: (He and Mickey arrive) Were not too late are we........

Adam: (Covers Mickey and Jay's eyes) Don't watch........

Ludwig: (Climbs onto his horse) (Horse throws him off)

Ben: Our luck we got stuck with the grumpiest horse......

Xavier: Need help ?

Ludwig: Our horse won't listen

Xavier: Okay I see the problem (Whispers to the Tag Along's Horse and pats it) Good horse, your on their team and teammates listen to each other okay your Rhea is over there (Points to the Tag Along's Rhea and also points to the Mysterious Friend's Rhea) Go get em.

(The Horse picks up Ludwig and puts him on it's back)

(The Tag Alongs and Mysterious Friends Rhea both screech as they get chased by the horse)

Josee: My shirt... it's refusing to absorb the oil (Sighs) Polyester's only downfall.

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Jacques: Polyester is the only fabric that moves as beautifully as we do.

Josee: Have you ever tried doing a triple lutz while wearing cotton of course you haven't because it would be impossible.

Ranch (12:41 Pm)

Jay: Okay so where's our horse ? (Looks around)

Adam: The only one left was this one (Pats a small horse) She's been through a lot from what she told me.

Jay: Is she able to do the challenge ?

Adam: She's a determine one (Smirks)

Jay: Alright (Climbs onto the small horse) Lets go !

Izzy: (On her horse) Woah how come our Rhea has yellow goop on it ?

Rebecca: Thank the Ice Dancers for the complimentary grease.

Izzy: Grease never stops Izzy (Chases her Rhea along with the Neighbours rhea)

Josee: Ugh I need something to absorb all this oil off my hands

Jacques: Josee what's wrong how did you fall off your horse ?

Josee: It's the oil Jacques. I CAN'T GET IT OFF.....we'll never be able to finish the challenge IF I CAN'T CLIMB ONTO THE HORSE.

Jacques: I won't let you lose this time (Grabs her oily hands)

Josee: Jacques what are you doing ?

Jacques: (Sighs and wipes her greasy hands over his hair)

Josee: (Gasp)

Jacques: Your hands...are dry

* Confessional (Jacques And Josee)

(A Gold bar appears at the bottom saying Jacques And Josee "Ice Dancers")

Josee:....You....I can't believe you sacrificed your marvellous hair for the challenge....for me

Jacques: I don't want to talk about it.....

Josee: (Hugs Jacques)

Jacques: (Cries)

Ranch (12:45 Pm)

Xavier: (Talks to his teams horse and the surfers horse) Good no more of that business until the challenge is over

Geoff: Is it like safe to continue now ?

Xavier: Yep the horses are out of the mood now

Zayla: Perfect (Climbs back onto her horse)

(The Tag Alongs and Mysterious Friends Rhea's run by)

Zayla: (Swings her bolas and catches her teams Rhea) Instant catch (Smirks at Xavier) How was that animal boy ?

Adam: Me ?

Xavier: No Adam not you

Zayla: (Climbs down her horse) Shall we......

Xavier: Of course (They both hold hands and walk off with their Rhea)

Adam:...............animal competition (Leers at them)

Izzy: (On her horse chasing the Rhea's)

(The Neighbours Rhea jumps into a pond while the Reality Tv Pros Rhea runs to the right)

Izzy: (The Bolas accidentally swings and hits the horse in the back of the head)

(The Horse throws Izzy off her back)

Izzy: (Lands into the pond)

(The Neighbours Rhea walks out of the pond now with the grease washed away)

Rebecca: (Rides by and catches her Rhea with the bolas) GOT IT

(The Ice Dancers and Goths Rhea both eat grass together)

Jacques: (Climbs onto his horse and tosses the bolas at them)

(The bolas wraps around the Ice Dancers Rhea and catches it)

(The Goths Rhea runs away however it notices Loki standing in it's direction causing it to stop running)

Crimson: (Throws her bolas which catches the Rhea)

Loki: (Stands over the Rhea)

Luna: (Hugs Loki from behind) (Telepathic: Victory hug congrats !)

Loki: (Voice: What are you doing....aren't you suppose to be helping your team ?)

Luna: (Telepathic: Don told me I can't use my physic powers unless I want to get a penalty)

Josee: (Glomps Jacques) Your my hero, YOUR EVERYONE'S HERO

Giselle: (Walks by on her horse) That last part is very debatable.....(Deadpan)

Josee: Don't ruin you DARE the MOMENT ! (Hugs Jacques Tightly)

Jack: Need me to take a picture of this moment (Gets out a old fashion camera)

Jacques: Sure (Him and Josee going into a graceful pose)

Jack: (Spends the next four minutes purposely distracting the Ice Dancers)

Josee: (Smiling) Take the picture !

Jack: Hold on I'm missing some lens....(Finds them) There we are now we can (Looks at the camera)....Hold on

Jacques: You said hold on nine times already ?

Jack: (Checks camera) Okay I have it set on a two minute timer......say cheese and get ready to pose (Runs off)

Josee:....................

Jacques: Should we run?

Josee:...Our fans our watching we'll catch up after the fans see our great moment on picture.

Ludwig: (On his horse) Did they forget that there on camera ?

Jay: (On his horse) Let them pretend it's not hurting us (They both laugh)

(Neighbours, Goths and Mysterious Friends drive off in their taxis)

Taxi (12:48 Pm)

(Xavier and Zayla enter the taxi with their Rhea)

(The Rhea has Zayla and Xavier cramped together on the left seats)

Xavier: Still feels roomier then being in a taxi with Brody or Spud.

Zayla: (Looks at her crystal ball)

Xavier: What does it say ?

Zayla: I believe it's time we address the elephant in the room.

Xavier: (Looks at the Rhea) (Looks back to Zayla) You know I've enjoyed this adventure we've had.

Zayla: It's not over yet you know.

Xavier: Yeah...(Puts his around Zayla's shoulder while nervously blushing) But I want you to that I appreciate the fact that you've been willingly to put up with me through this entire show.

Zayla: I have you to thank for teaching me to not be to reliant on fortunes to control my own life.

(Crystal Ball: You know I'm like right here)

Zayla: You made amazing progress through our journey going from hunter to animal tamer.

Xavier: Well I couldn't have done it without you......

Zayla: (Grabs his hand) That question I always asked it.....it's about you

Xavier:....that question...

Zayla: (Takes her hood off) The answer....I've been asking the ball years about this question and if it would give me a sign or direction......now I believe that answer is staring right in front of me....

Xavier:...........I've been feeling things for you too but.....I don't know how to say....

Zayla: Then just go for the most cheesy thing you can say if that helps (They both laugh)

Xavier: I love you.

Zayla: I love you aswell Does your chest feel lighter for letting that out ?

Xavier: It does actually, I mean I felt the attention for a bit.

Zayla: So this means were more then friends now.

Xavier: Yeah I guess...we still got five minutes till we reach the chill zone. What now ?

Zayla: (Turns off the taxi Camera) (Grabs Xavier and kisses him) Pass the time ?

Xavier: Sure (Him and Zayla begin making out)

(The Neighbours Taxi drives past)

Jack: (Looks out the window) Woah this mountain it pretty high and (Spots the Mysterious friends from their taxi) (Makes shocked Patrick face)

Ranch (12:51 Pm)

Izzy: (On her horse she throws her bolas one more time)

(The Reality Tv Pro's Rhea is eating grass, the bolas wraps around it however the grease makes the rope fall off again)

Izzy: OH COME ON !

Owen: (Walks over to Izzy) We gotta get that grease off or we will never finish the challenge

Izzy: Don't worry Ozzy, Izzy HAS ONE MORE PLAN (Jumps off her horse and charges at the Rhea) AHHHHHHHHHHHH

(The Rhea screeches as Izzy Tackles it down the hill)

Izzy: (Holding onto her Rhea while they slide down the hill) GOT YA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Owen: IZZY (Runs after them) HOLD ON I'M COMING !

(The Ice Dancers standing there still.......the camera finally flashes)

Jacuqes: (Runs and grabs the photo)

(The Photo is completely black meaning Jack never took the lens off the camera)

Josee: I want to be mad but I'm still amazed about your actions today

Jacques: Too the taxi (Runs off with Josee and their Rhea)

(Tag Alongs Rhea crashes into a tree)

Ludwig: (Throws his bolas and catches his Rhea) Yes

Jay: (Rides his horse however their Rhea is towering over them) (Drops the bolas) (His Rhea runs off)

Josee: (Runs off with Jacques) Enjoy losing today twins (Laughs)

(The Fairy Tale Impostor's and Surfer Dude's Rheas runs to the bushes)

Adam: (Jump scares the two Rheas)

(Giselle and Geoff toss their bolas at their Rhea's and catch them)

Giselle: YES

Geoff: Alright

Jay: (Chases his Rhea)

(The Determination Twin's Rhea just laughs at him)

Jay: (Intimidated).......

(His Rhea runs off)

Mickey: (Walks over) What's the matter ?

Jay: Just feeling small and insignificant again.....half the time I'm the one being chased by the Rhea.........maybe we should just throw the towel in.....

Mickey: (Sees Adam and Giselle) You guys go I'll handle this

Giselle: Okay Mickey-Kun best of luck (Heads to her taxi)

Adam: (Nods and looks worried for the Twins)

Mickey: DUDE we can't stop now, we did not come this far just to quit.....I didn't stop when we were in Finland you gave me an encouraging speech.....While I wish I could do the same but I'm a horribly improviser just get up and show that Rhea that your not taking it's crap

Jay: (Looks at his horse Jay sees himself in his horses eyes....reminding it of himself back when he went through Adversity, The small horse looks at Jay) Let's do it, We won't go down without a fight !

Bottom of the Hill (12:56 Pm)

Izzy: (Rides her Rhea down the hill) WEEEE (The Rhea then slides off a ramp)

(They both perform a air front flip and then land in a lake)

Owen: (Runs down the hill)

Izzy: (Pops out of the water) Big O you should of seen it, We were going down the hill like a rocket board and then we flew up into the sky and then crashed down into the lake and (The Rhea swims back up) BOOM

Owen: That was pretty wicked are you okay though ?

Izzy: Yep were you worried about me ?

Owen: Yes....I was

Izzy: AHAH (Hugs Owen) Were all good then right ?

Owen: Totally.....how are we gonna get the Rhea back up the hill ?

Izzy: Not sure I'm getting a expired cheese vibe from it right now

(The Reality Tv Pros' Rhea is triggered by that comment, It then proceeds to chase Owen and Izzy up the hill)

Owen: (Running) YOU HAD THAT PLANNED DIDN'T YOU

Izzy: YEP (Running) GOTTA GO FAST !

Ranch (1:01 Pm)

(The Determination Twin's Rhea is seated down eating grass)

Jay: (Makes a war cry) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Swings his bolas and tosses it)

(The Bolas bounces off a tree and wraps around the Rhea)

Jay: YEEHAHAHHAHAHAH WHO'S THE BOSS NOW

(The Determination Twin's Rhea frowns)

Jay: (Offers hand) We cool now ?

(The Rhea nods and shakes Jay's hand)

Chill Zone (1:05 Pm)

(The Neighbours and Mysterious Friends exit their taxis)

Don: The first two teams are racing into the chill zone area, It's the Neighbours and Mysterious Friends in a foot race to the finish line !

..........................

Jack: (Running)

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Zayla: (Running)

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Rebecca: (Running)

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Xavier: (Running)

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Don:...................

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(Xavier and Zayla reach the carpet of completion)

Don: And Mysterious Friends take First I can't believe what a glorious victory that was.

Xavier: WOOHOO (He and Zayla hug)

Don: And Neighbours take Second place congrats on taking a spot in the final eight

Jack: Now here's hoping that that camera will keep them out of the race. (Turns around to see The Ice Dancers arrive) Drat...

Don: Third Place Ice Dancers

Josee: Third again ?

Jacques:.........

Josee: (Looks to Jacques) You sacrificed your hair for us to be here.....I guess I'll take it for now.

Rebecca: His hair looks fine actually.

Jacques: It does not I need to find the nearest salon

Josee: Come one (Grabs Jacques by the hand and walks off) They'll just taunt us anyway

Rebecca: (Walks off)

Don: (To The Mysterious Friends) Just curious should I keep your team name the same now since your apparently a thing ?

Xavier: I don't see a reason to change it

Zayla: Let the other teams keep guessing on our mysteriousness (Xavier kisses her on the cheek)

Jack: Do I get extra points for solving the mystery ?

Xavier: Don't tell the Surfers or anyone else.

Don: (Goths) Fourth

Don: (Tag Alongs) Fifth

Ben: Awww you two did the tango (To the Goths)

Ennui: You did too........

Crimson: Recon if we dye the Ice Dancers hair that will knock them out of the race.

Ludwig: Probably got any hair sprays ?

Don: I'm right here you know !

Ben: Oh....Don do you have hair sprays ?

Don: I do as a matter of fact....not letting you use it though

(Surfer Dudes and Fairy Tale Impostors arrive)

Don: Surfer Dudes Sixth Place and Fairy Tale Impostors Seventh place.

Adam: What do we do with the Rhea's ?

Don: You eat them (Sarcasm)

Adam:...................wut ?

Don: That was sarcasm you let them go of course.

Adam: Sarcasm can I name our Rhea That !

Don: No your not keeping the bird Adam !

Adam: Awwwww

Don: (Back to the Camera) Seven teams are now one step closer to the million dollar prize

Chill Zone (1:11 Pm)

(The Determination Twin's Taxi and the Reality TV Pro's Taxi drive up the mountain)

Don: The Last two teams are on there way and only one is gonna come out on second bottom.

Owen: (Looks at the Determination twin's taxi) GAME ON !

Jay: (To the Taxi Driver) Whatever happens do not let their taxi get ahead of us

(Both taxis park)

Jay: Oh....were already here.

Mickey: No Time...RUN ! (Adrenaline kicks in he lifts up their Rhea and charges out of the taxi)

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Owen: (Running) I SEE THE CHILL ZONE !

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Jay: (Running) THIS IS THE FASTEST I'VE EVER RUN !

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Izzy: (Running) I'M YELLING LOUD WORDS !

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Mickey: (Running while heavily breathing)

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Izzy: (Grabs Owen they both climb onto their Rhea and charge past the Determination Twins)

Mickey:.....It's over........(Running)

(The Reality Tv Pro's arrive at the chill Zone)

Don: And Reality Tv Pros come second last.

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Don: IS what I would say if Izzy actually caught the Rhea and DIDN'T get your team a thirty minute penalty !

(The Reality TV Pros are given a thirty minute penalty)

Owen: But our Rhea is right here she tackled it.

Don: Tackled it, BUT the challenge was to catch the Rhea by throwing the bolas that you were given Izzy never tied it up....not to mention the fact that she tackled it OFF her horse you were suppose to be on your horse when you caught it not off it.

(The Determination Twins arrive at the carpet of completion)

Don: And Determination Twins make it to Second last place !

Jay: (Wipes the sweat off his face)

Mickey: (Hugs Jay) You did it !

Jay: We did it...today was tough for us dancing, horse riding but we overcame it together.

Don: (Looks back to Izzy and Owen)

Owen: Uh Oh

Don: Uh oh indeed Owen, Reality Tv Pros as fun as it was to have you both on here I'm afraid this is the end of the line for you two....your out !

Izzy: (Sighs) Izzy screwed up again

Owen: Aww don't feel bad Izzy, Owen had a fun time and I'm glad you came back..

Izzy: Izzy no I mean I......enjoyed our time brought back great memories...

Owen: Awww (Burps)......what now

Izzy: Reconcile kiss ?

Owen: YES (Him and Izzy make out)

Adam: (Covers Mickey and Jay's eyes again)

Jay: Dude were fine.......

Don: Seems like we can't get enough of that stuff on tv for a episode.........

* Montage (Owen And Izzy)

Owen: As reality show go, This was a real as reality shows can get.

Izzy: I got a free trip again around the world, patched up some plot holes left from my last season and got to travel over to Mexico.

Owen: I mean the double million would of been nice but money isn't everything.

Izzy: To me what matters the most was not letting brainzilla scare Owen away for good, Plus you still won one hundred thousand dollars

Owen: Yeah I did (Laughs)

* Argentina Airport

Owen: (Walks into the Airport) So What should we do now ?

Izzy: Reunite the E-scope squad I still got Noah and Eva's contact

Owen: (Gasp) Noah we need to go cheek up on him and (Turns around and bumps into someone) Oh

(Coincidentally it's Noah and Emma)

Noah: Oh sorry (Turns around) Owen ?

Owen: (Gasp) NOAH YOUR OKAY (Hugs him)

Izzy: YOUR BACK (Joins Owen in the Noah hug)

Noah: Yeah I'm fine Owen.

Owen: What are you guys doing here ?

Emma: After Noah got out of hospital Kitty suggested that I invite him to my universities international law excursion to Argentina. There's a special case going on at the town hall in five days and I volunteered to be on jury duty for some extra credit points on my lawyer degree.

Izzy: Who dat ?

Noah: Emma this is Izzy, Izzy this is Emma my girl friend

Emma: (Whispers to Noah) Was she the one you warned me about who explodes ?

Noah: (Whispers back) When she goes into Explosivo mode.

Owen: hahah we have a lot of catching up to do..

Izzy: Double date ?

Noah: I don't think that sounds like a good idea

Emma: Sounds fun

Izzy: Two super ships at one place SOMETHING'S BOUND TO GO DOWN LETS GO (Grabs Owen, Noah, Emma and dashes off) Quick question are you fans of tango ?

Credits

(Camera Flies around the Place)

(Camera Shows the Air Port)

Attendant: (Stands There)

(All Thirty Pairs Run Past the Attendant)

(Camera Follows the Pairs into the Plane)

Noah And Emma: (Standing by the Bathroom door talking)

Owen: (Charges Past and Accidentally knocks them Over as he Closes the Bathroom Door)

Emma: (Gets Up)

Kitty: (Taking a Selfie With Lorenzo And Chet Who are Glaring at each Other)

(The Photo Shows Chet about to Tackle Lorenzo)

Emma: (Takes Phone off Kitty And Throws it out the plane window)

(Camera Follows the Phone Free Falling)

Mickey And Jay: (Are In Mid Air Using a Parachute)

(The Phone Hits their Parachute and they Crash land into the Ocean of Australia)

Shawn: (Rides By on A Emu Going Very Fast)

Jasmine: (Climbs Up Ayers Rock)

Calvin: (Already at the top of the Rock Eating Vegemite)

Cory: (Throws Boomerang)

(The Camera Follows the Boomerang All the Way to Brazil)

Chef: (Swings Across the Cliff on A Vine Holding Chris)

(Boomerang flies by and cuts the Rope)

Chef And Chris: (Fall down into the River)

(Boomerang Continues to Fly)

Laurie, Miles, Dawn and Tabby: (All Sit their Meditating)

(The Boomerang Flies to a Icy Field)

Josee And Jacques: (Skating Away)

Jake And Sydney: (Tries to Skate past them but the Boomerang knocks them out)

Josse And Jacques: (Then Leap into the air this changes the scene to France Where they Gracefully land on the Carpet)

Giselle: (Happily Sighs at Jacques)

Adam.W: (Frowns And But then Gets Idea)

Adam.W: (He and Giselle Run down the Street)

Tom And Jen: (Checking the Clothing Bags they Brought)

Adam.W: (Rushes by with Giselle Causing clothes to fly out of the bag and land on Tom and Jen)

Jen: (Is Now Wearing Tom's Clothes)

Tom: (Is Now Wearing Jen's Clothes)

Adam.W: (Puts his Hand over the Camera and then moves it changing the scene from France to a Beach)

Geoff: (Surfs by on a Surf Board)

Brody: (Crashes his Surf Board and Lands on Ellody and Mary)

Devin: (Gets out of the Water)

Carrie: (Hugs Devin)

Devin: (Is Confused)

Geoff: (Puts His Hat over the Camera Channing the Scene of a Beach to Transylvania)

Gerry: (Holding a Flash Light)

Crimson And Ennui: (Pop Up from a Coffin)

Pete: (Gets a Heart Attack from their Sudden Pop up)

Pete: (Gets up)

Leonard: (Aims His Wand at Crimson And Ennui)

Tammy: (Plays Ocarina)

Crimson: (Stares at the Camera until the Scene Changes to A Desert)

Zane And Sarah: (Spying on People)

Axel and Tori: (Climb onto a Camel and then jump off it and grab onto a Pyramid's Ledge

Sarah: (Ships it)

Noah.M: (Slides down the Pyramid and Knocks Axel and Tori off it)

Joanne: (Looks Annoyed at Noah.M)

Noah.M: (Shrugs)

Trixie And Ludwig: (Drive By on a Dune Buggies racing each other)

Krystal and Ben: (Run After The Dune Buggies Since there controlling it)

Zane: (Ships it)

Krystal: (Throws Pie at Zane)

(The Camera follows the Dune Buggies as they arrive at the Train Station)

Sanders: (Gives Ludwig and Trixie A Speeding ticket)

Mac Arthur: (Places Wanted Poster of the ice Dancers on the wall and then kicks the train door down)

Harold: (Picks his Nose)

Steve: (Drops Smoke Bomb)

(The Smoke Covers the Screen which changes the location to a Rock Concert)

Dwayne: (Is backstage practising Air guitar but is doing it terribly

Dwayne Jr: (Facepalms)

(Rock, Spud, Adam.T, Oskar, Beardo and Trent are all seen on the stage rocking it out)

(Purple Fire then appears behind them)

Rock: (Does a Stage Dive)

Trent: (Stage Dives)

Spud: (Stages Dives for Choco Oink)

Adam.T: (Is Tackled by Fan Girls)

Oskar: (Small laugh Until his Guitar catches on Fire)

Beardo: (Mimics Bow Noise)

Xavier And Zayla: (Are on the roof)

Xavier: (Fires a Zip Line bow and then zip lines down on it)

Zayla: (Looks into the Crystal Ball)

(The Crystal Ball glows Pink)

(The Camera then zooms into the Crystal Ball and then zooms out showing the Airport again with All 31 teams outside posing)

Don: (Gets Camera out and takes a Picture)

Super Jack And Rebecca: (Jump into the Camera at the last second to be in the Photo)

(The Screen then flashes With the Words in Gold Saying " The Remarkable Race")

Episode 28: Abort, Abort, Alberta[]

Abort, Abort, Alberta
Season 3, Episode 28

Date	United States: 10th March 2017 Australia: 11th March 2017
World Location	Buenos Aires, Argentina → Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
Challenge(s)	* Eat an entire pot of pork and beans. Ride a mechanical bull for eight seconds.
Winner(s)	Read And Find Out
Eliminated	Read And Find Out
Episode Guide
previous "The Last of the Cauchos"	next "Bahama-Watch"

(The Remarkable Race Logo Appears for Two Seconds and then goes to the Intro)

Don: Previously on the Remarkable Race.

Don: The Finale Nine hit Argentina And BOY did Argentina hit back

Don: Determination Twins took a real hit but their Determination wouldn't ware off, The Mysterious Friends became a Mysterious Couple.

Don: Giselle started to crack the Ice Dancers but it was the Reality TV Pros who fell and were cut after Izzy not surprisingly ignored the rules and got her team penalized out of the race.

Don: After Twenty Seven Locations we have eight teams and only two more challenge before the grand finale run who is next on the chopping block get ready to saddle up for..............THE REMARKABLE RACE ! (Winks the sparkle flashes at the screen which goes to the opening)

Opening