Miley's Total Drama House Of Drug Addicts

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EPISODE 1: yo momma xD

Hi i am Miley i am going to take 283829/or 16 people idk what im high lOL anyway they will be staying in this house

hI IM AMY IM DRUNk LoL

welcome amy

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hi im sammy

amy hits samey

ok sorry my name is samey :((((

mwahahahahahahahahd

welcome sameY nway lets welcum hethER

im so pretty

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grrRR im so mUCH more prettyier

hI im beth i like meth

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amy hits beth

oW

wcome bethany lets welcome gwendoleen shes had 5 recent miscarrages

cries why wont cortnee love mE

becase u suck l-o-l! xd! anyweys birgette welcame

im so mad geoff is a coke maniac

blargh this weed made me thow up

ok lets welcome blanely

im pregnat with chris baby im naming him butters <3

okay let's welcome our last fmale

hi im tammy

im wetting. lets welcome our males hi leinard

huzzah

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careful everyone im gona be a master angonist

same

heres duncan fpr the 18282th time

yo

gasp conf: duncan had my baby 5 times all 5 times it was mincarrige i will kill dukan

hi duncnan ur hot want to get married

no

gasp gwen mustve gotren in the way! conf: i will kill gwen nightshade sassafras dementia du yormother

punches duncan I HATE DUCNAN

hi i put on a bra today lol!

hi im mike

hi @all lets welcome scott

hi

hi scott conf: amy likes duncan so i like scott because hes relatively similar

hi guess what im gay

conf: i didn't see that coming gasp

hi im dave

kk first person to make a yo moma joke wins

yo mommy so ugly she be like "i didnt wanted to be born"

aw i relly wanted to win this hoh

i nominate gwen and banely

gasp

gasp

ok if you want to win pov you have to twerk

HEY LADEES *terks*

wow hes so hot

conf: i will make sure gwendaleen goes home

i use pov on gwen ahahahahahahaah

slaps samey

YOUR STUPIDNESS RUBBED OFF ON SCOTT

hey leonard i say we make a alliance with harold and amy and samey and scott and duncan to eliminate whoever the rep nom is

TOPHER WHOS UR REP NOMINE

um heather

gasp!

ok i counted the votes, heather ur out unanimously lol unanimous votes<3333

gasp I WAS ROBED!!!!!!!!!

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wow were so running this game

huzzah

tune in next time for this house full of weirdos!

EPISODE 2: hi butters

last time heater was eliminated 4 being 2 pretty what will happen next????

tbh we need to blindside beth

bAE *smoking meth*

I HATE YOU BLAINELEY

SHUT UP *smokes tobacco* YOU DUMB B*TCH

GRRR

i think i may be on my period

oh mey gey

hey duncan

wHAT

since every fangirl ships and talk about us endlessly i say we make a power showmance

sure y not

gasp conf: gasp i will kill topher!!!!!!!!!!

:) conf: im so glad that amy's dreams are crushed

hey gwendoleen i like ur boobs

dont even go there conf: tbh i hope blainey has a misgarrage because if she doesn't SHELL have A BABY and not ME

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i am so evil i hope leshshahshahwhhahawana seas how hot i am *rips off shirt*

WHAT A LOSER LOL F*CK YOU LOLOLOLOL omg samey i love you

yay

GASP conf: samey???? before mee?????? I WILL KILL SAMEY

oh ma geyd i think that i have daIRRIAh

GUYS THE BABY CAME THIS IS BUTTERS!!!!!

hi c*nts

im so attracted conf: i swear that mike needs to go hes so annruying

LALAALALALALLAALLALAL

hi ur hoh competition is to smoke the most weed in one hour

*smokes all weed* slay i nominate tammy and beth for being fat

gasp conf: i MUST WIN POV

huzzah

CUT A PANEIALLPPLE TO WIN POV

wow im so talented

congrats bethney

ok um mike for being offensive sh*t

im so proud

get mike out guys!!!! or we lose the eyecandy of the season!!!!!!!! :(

ok want some meth

hook me up girl *throws up* that was good meth

mike ur gone unanimously <3 unan votes goddness

oh no *walks onto stage* hi audience *multiple vegetables thrown at him* ;(

EPISODE 3: #blindside

last time in the house of drug addicts leonard said huzzah and two showmeances were fomedrd what will hapopen today?????????????????????????????????????????????

i feel irrelevant

sHUT UP DVAVE UR SOPIUSSED TO BE INV LIKE CODY

GRRR WHYN CANNTO I BE INV????!!!!!!!!!!@**#

shut up birdgete ur so sefl centred

GWEN U FAKE B*TCH SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOTHING YOU HAD SO MANY MISCARRAGES U ARE TWO MISCARAGES FROM GETTING A FREE SMOOTHIE

GASP

U DUMB C*NT U AND GEOFF GET SO HIGH UR CHILDREN HAVE YOU AS KITES

GASP U DID NOT JUST GO THERE

LOL WATCHA GONNA DO GURL WATCHA GONNA DO

SHUT UP AND GO MAKE A DREAMCATCHER I WILL RIP YOU I HALF YOU LITTLE--

guys lets settle this over some weed

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beth gets hit

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ow

blandley we need to blindside tammy her name rimes with SAMMY which is GROTTY

sure

conf: i want to stir sh*t tbh

hey harold amy wants u out of the rehab house

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wtf

wtf

huzzah

wow scott that was fun conf: me and scott are sooo close he is so cute he tot me how to catch cattle

yeah cattling tammy WAS fun conf: little does she know IM ACTUALLY USING HER AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *barfs* too much weed

AMY GET AWAY FROM ME IM USING THE BATHROOM

NO I LUV U

conf: sometimes i feel like im the only normal one hear *smokes weed* woah dude

AMY GET AWAY FROM MY MAN

NO U

conf: i hope amy keeps getting this huge target on her back

ok first person to scream wins hoh

riggd

*screams* i nom tammy for being fat and amy for trying to GET IT ON WITH MY MAN

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grr

conf: i mus get gwen on the block then TOPER netx weke

i decided to rig for duncan since hes gay and #represent #yas

DUNKNNA SAVE ME AND PUT GWEN FOR #BLINDSIDE

fine

f*ck conf: i MUST geht gwen out of the house

i will NOT BE GOING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *scremas and thrwos chars* SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP! YOUR SO MEAN I DONT CARE ANYMORE

huzzah

gasp violence THIS IS NOT PERMITTED!!!! GWEN UR OUT WHICH MEANS #doubleevic

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rep nom dave

what

dave is evic unanimously lOL

what

gasp shocking also two people are debuting bc it means more money

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hi im staci my great grandfather created debuts before that tda was confirmed to suck

YO YO YO ZEKE IN THE HOUSE

EPISODE 4: YOYOYOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYOYOYOOYOYOYOYOOYOO

last time there was a shockkiking elim as dave AND gwen were eviced also zeke and sacti debued

YO YO YO ZEKE IN DA HOUSE

baby i need ur ass lets form a ALAINCE

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yes mwaaahhaahahahahhahahahahhahhaha XD

huzzah

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scott i love u

ok lets have sex

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GASP SAMEY HAVING SEX BEFORe mEEE?????????????????? DUNCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f*ck off b*tch hes mine

guys i found some weed anyone want some

sure my child loves weed

yas

i HATE ALL OF U

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shut up if YOR on the boclk u WIL b gong HOME

bridgette wins HOH #rigging #grodner

BIRGETTE PUT UP TOPHER AND DUCNAN

TOPHER AND DUCNAN UR ON THE BLOC

FARKLE

pov comp is for who is the sexiest

im sexy

beth: no ME

hi

cONGRATS STACI

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i save no one

if i go ill be livid

dUNCAN IS EVICTEd

IM LIVID

ur livid >:))))))

i was robed of winning

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beth gets hit "ow"

EPISODE 5: blond-a's have more fun

ater a LOG hatus were cumming bak! last time dukan was BLINDSIDED and was livid tapher is now on the outs! tammy and harold are dominating! what will happen next? find out on total drama mileys drug addicts!

i am so MAD duncnan is gin.e.

shut up b*tch! your a fake loittle c*nt

hi i like meth

shut up we KNOW!

well thats not veru nice! conf: i cannot stand this puta

hey every1 im like super pretty so i decied to jin this game

shes auto HOH

i nom tammy and harold ok bye

im libid

lol

this is cancer!

TWISTOS TWIST. triple eviction! nom ONE MORE PERSON BLODNA

ok get on the block cody

what? where did cody come from?

barfs

pov competiaon! first to be amy wins

*is amy*

cobgratys scot

i use pov on TAMEY

BUTTERS is regnome

OMG NO

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my mom created no.

um nah to the nah to the no no no she didnte! *smoks weed* my eyes are redder then harolds penes;

VOTE to save someone

save me

DOJT SAVE OCDY

shut up bnters

SHUFRT UP TOPPER

im a bnottom not a tope

kill urself foggot

yo yoy yod

huzzah

ERBYONE SHUT UP AND ELT HER ANOUCNE THE ELIMMED

butters and cody r evficted

noooo

fuq off!! i caasn finalue be my tru self now my name is nto CODEHY i am trans jenner and i want to be referred to as UMA KONDPTOM

PLOT TWASTE. its TEa so new hoh is blonda aagain lol this is a INSTAENT evication so one of u will be INSTANELY evicated. no pove. npo time tu talke. instant evication!

ew u whorse

that not nice

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amy hits beth "ow"

omhggg.... im hopped im not nomed amy :(

dotn wory babe

ugh i need someone to fued weith since GEWN is gone

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my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great aunt created eneminesienes

im SO HOT almost as hot as stacey. i will be aevil mastmeind and nom SHOWMANC#ES so i nom SMAENEY and SCOOT

lets play singeing game

SHUT UP UR MY NEW ENEMSUY I HATE U DIE FAT CEUNT BETICH

i will play!

All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should Right now, Lick it good suck this pussy just like you should My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack, My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack First you gotta put your neck into it Don't stop, just do, do it Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga all over your face and stuff slow head show me so much love the best head comes from a thug the dick good dick big and long slow fuckin til the crack of dawn on the edge makin faces n stuff Through the night, making so much love Dead sleep when the sun comes up So, lick it now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should [Chorus] My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack You might roll dubs, you might have G's But fuck that nigga, get on your knees A bitch like me moans and screams Thug misses know what I mean At the club so fresh, so clean Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me So hot in the line, on green With a unit on my face, so mean I gotta pick which nigga I need to suck a thug nigga satisfy me Try me nigga I'll make you see them bitches aint got shit on me So, lick it now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Lick this pussy just like you should My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack So, lick it now, lick it good Suck this pussy just like you should Right now, lick it good Suck this pussy just like you should My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack My Neck, my back Lick my pussy and my crack [Chorus repeats x10]

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SHUT UP LSOER. EVERYONE EVICT SAMEY

SCOOT U JAVE BEEN EVICXTED

FUKE I NEW THAT STUPID BOTCH SAMEY WOULD ROIN MY PLANES. I CANOT STAND THIS PUTA NIOGERIA DEGINERATE/ I HOPE SHE SKILLS HERSELF VOER VOER UNTIL SHE LOOKS LIKE RONALD MCCOCKNSAALDS! I AHTE HER I AHTE HER I HATE HER!

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wot??? ;((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( im so sed. *sobes*

I QUIT. i cant take this anymore. i miss buters and getting laid every noght. i quite this gayme!

SCOOT IS SAVED ANOTHER DAY! it is now IOFICIALYY the JURAY PHOSE! blainely is ott. u will go to the jury hose and not be able tot alk to prejuros or get laid XD

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

did i tell u guys i like meth

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amy hits beth "ow"

EPISODES 6: the jews are almost as bad as the home of sexuls.

heygo. im excited to announce we have a dobble evicteion. AGIAN.

aahahah tammy we are runneing this game.

we are. queens.

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my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmoma was a queen. her name was liz beth.

ohemgee. my name is BETH. i must be a queen. hats total tubular.

UGH i fucking hate u samey stupid slut.

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crying i cant beleve scott was uising me. hes so vile evil human scum i hate his trashbag lookin motherfucker ass bitch cunt hell demon and i will savaegely stab him in his abdoemens and rtipped it up and eat its orgnans all up deleshis ahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

fuck she doesnt trust me now

its ur fault u redneck failed abotion.

im so pretty yes yes yes.

not as pretty asme.

no me

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NO I AM YOU LESBIANS

beth: we all now who the hottest is.

you guys our all fugly. leonard be my new showmacne fuck dunackn.

hu

wtf he didnt say huzzah?

zzah

fuck you

smoking meth I LOVE METH.

meth is for ugly people like bridgette. ahahaha.

throw up and u win

congrat birdgette. make noms.

say i and ur safe xD

i

i

ur both nommed losers. lol xd.

big moves only

i love meth! who wants meth and cok and drinks i love vodka.

shut up loser im way better then u

[Intro] Wait a minute You come to my page throwing shade And you think you better than me (laughs) [Chorus] Never bitch Things that you do, you'll be never rich Never poppin', you'll be never it You're way at the top of the never list Never bitch, never bitch Never ever ever ever ever bitch Never bitch, never bitch Never ever ever ever ever bitch [Verse 1] Hold up, it's the blonde bomb scare Pretty, long blond hair Witty, you don't compare If you ain't from my city then you don't come here I was dipping out the launch pad Sitting with my comrades [?] bag killing, diamond Lifting up my wine glass Toast up forever rich Broke, never bitch I never fear hoes If I had to wear that I'd never wear clothes You birds are scare crows And I am legendary You beating me at me, the first of Neveruary [Chorus] Never bitch Things that you do, you'll be never rich Never poppin', you'll be never it You're way at the top of the never list Never bitch, never bitch Never ever ever ever ever bitch Never bitch, never bitch Never ever ever ever ever bitch [Verse 2] Run from you, never Number 2, never I gets dough, gets the cheddar You need to get yo shit together Woo! Never bitch I'm on the top, Mount Everest I'm the bomb and the terrorist You're on mine, irritated, like a sweater itch What! Swag juice, here you should get a cup I'm that money to ya ear, dear, listen up! Bitch ya ass not getting to the cheddar Please (Never ever, ever ever?) [Chorus] Never bitch Things that you do, you'll be never rich Never poppin', you'll be never it You're way at the top of the never list Never bitch, never bitch Never ever ever ever ever bitch Never bitch, never bitch Never ever ever ever ever bitch

samey wins pov

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dont use it be eval vilains like us ahahahaah.

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im on my period i dont use it hahaha fuck you scot you disgusting immigrant.

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savage

we are so dominanteng right now.

ugh fukc u samey u slut.

UGH DIE YOU STUPID SLUT *tries to kill samey but accidentally stabs zeke*

hoooo mah gay gurl he died gurl.

STUPID SKUNK FUCK YOU FOR BEING DEAD *kicks his body*

omg eviaction is still going on.

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LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE EBEORIETEMETHHPITI

ur one crazy bitch lol.

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my great uncle thrice removed was the zodiac killer. and a crazy bitch.

YES shes crazy. keep me in the game.

aahahah no

*smokes weed* wow i feel like madonna walking on stage *terks* *twerks* *twerks&

i hope topher is not evicted

TEOPHER IS EVICTED. find out what happens next time with only 10 pepple remaininG after ezekiel and topger have been eicted. tune in next time

*throw up* i think i gave too many blowsjob. *smokes more weed* im higher then bridgettes self esteem

shut up bitch im flawless. you stupid home of sexual. the jews are almost as bad as the home of sexuls.

EPISODE 7: gewn sucks big botty

HELLO i have decded 2 stop staling black CUTURE

ok sence i beleves in SECUNT CHALENGES, were welcumming back a RETRNIN PLAYer

tahts right. me. gwen.

WHAT

IM LIVID. JES CRIST.

welcum beck gwan want weeds *smokes weed so hard* siht siht sht

ug im LIVIDS

why amy?

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becuz i-

shuts te fuck up u stuoid faget i was lyig

samey frogive me

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fuck no cracka jack

loke tammy i hav thicc teeth

wow u do what r nex STRAREFGIC BIG MOO GONA BEE!!

lets smok METH 2geter puts meth up lenard arsehole

SHIT SHIT DADDY DADDY DADDY YES HARDER FUCK SHIT OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSS FUCK ME UP FUCK UP MY ASS PLEASE MOMMY YES

team pretty

UGh IM SO MED WHY IS GWUNT BAKE UGH I HATE TAT DISCUNT DOLAR BITCH BAG FUCKUH CUNT SHE GOT HRSELF FROM FUCING KMART ASS BITCH

is that were u get ur condesms u stopid betch bag

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big moves

Staci is one thicc bih, lemme see that Stussy

bargh i want hoh compertion NOW

k u won head of hoes

fuck ya cracka!

pop a SQUOT ezkeil and gwen :))))))

u cant get tis juicy juicy squish squish quiche quiche pudding puss

shig i gota make a big moo

BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS BIG MOOS

omg big meth

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is hit ow ow ow ow ow my pussy bleedin for love an i aint even on my perod

i wanna be relevant this ep

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shut up iggy azalea

oh my god bad lenard you iggy azalea'd on are bed cleans up dog shit off bed

uGH WHY AM I NOMED AND WHY IS DUKAN OUT HE IMPREGED ME AGANE WET THE FUH

impech birdgette

jus bc im a CONSERTIVE doesnt men u get to BOLLY ME. stupid queer cunt fuck you feminist bitch with no hair flop bitch cunt

im horny linard fuck my brans out

huzzah turns into alien and funks beth

You're so hypnotizing Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch magnetizing Feels like I am floating Leaves my body glowing They say, be afraid You're not like the others Futuristic lover Different DNA They don't understand you [Pre-Chorus] You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial [Verse 2] You're so supersonic Wanna feel your powers Stun me with your lasers Your kiss is cosmic Every move is magic [Pre-Chorus] You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light [Chorus] Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial [Bridge] This is transcendental On another level Boy, you're my lucky star I wanna walk on your wave length And be there when you vibrate For you I'll risk it all All [Chorus] Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial

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ya nasty

k pov is rig 4 gewn

rigs for gwen

k gewn congats u won faty

yed i did that 4 my 94039409309th abortioned children <3

GROTTY rep nom is TAMEY cuz she a fatass

let evict ezekill cause hes not on team pretty

omg i found meth in blondas weave

bitch u betta gtf aways form me b4 i beat ur flat fuckin ass and beat u in wit ur own fuckin brace and glasses cunt

dont evic me bc i a hug theat

k UNAN VOtes SODKDJlmao k leav zek or whatev ur name is

fuk